[[[- New Era Wrestling. for three and a half months now, the strongest force on the net, and still running strong. New Era wrestling entering it's third pay per view with a card that will never be forgotten. For tonight we will see champions crowned and legends born. Tonight we will see the best there is..... and the best there ever will be. tonight, three men walk into the ring. Three men step foot inside the squared circle to put their bodies on the line. Their hearts at stake, their dreams up for grabs, as three men.... -]]]

[[[- Tonight New Era wrestling presents Fatal fury. Tonight the nEw looks to seek out a new champion. But who will be worthy enough to hold that title. FATAL FURY IS NEXT, LIVE AND ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!!.... -]]]

[[[- From there we fade into a segment showing clips of each wrestler in the main event from past Showtime's to hype up the big main event... 'Austin.... Venis, that belt deserves respect' ..... 'This belt is going no where!'... 'WHAT?!' .... 'At fatal Fury... you're going to feel a storm like no other!' .... 'IF YOU WANT ME TO BEAT BOTH THEIR ASS'S GIMMIE A HELL YEA!!' .... 'At Fatal Fury.... This Champion will DEFY YOU.... [FADED EFFECT]... ... DEFY YOU...DEFY YOU.... DEFY YOU .... and now 1-800-Collect proudly brings to you new Fatal Fury Live on Pay Per View. -]]]

[[[- From there we fade into the arena where we see the giant pyro's explode live in the nEw arena.... -]]]

[[[- The camera then spans around the arena as the fans are shown holding up their signs going nuts as we then meet tonight's announcers Shawn Mooney and Bobby Heenan as we hear them introduce us all to the Super dome in Louisiana, as suddenly without warning 'HAHAHA, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEYYYYYY' begins to play as through the back curtain walks IRS, Virgil, and Ms. Hancock, as then The Million dollar Man steps through the back with a upset look on his face as Val Venis then steps out with the nEw World Heavyweight championship belt around his waist, and Mr. Perfect follows, but without the presence of Billy Kidman and Randy Orton. Dibiase has the Million Dollar championship belt in his hand, as the group walk down the aisle and into the ring where Ted Dibiase signals to cut the music as he takes the microphone and begins to speak .... -]]]

'The Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase: Well, I guess you could say it's been a rather eventful week here in nEw. Last week I was blind sided by Kurt Angle, as he took it upon himself and turn his back on me and align with Paul Heyman, but now I only have two men in the corporation. an empire that I planned on building to take over New Era Wrestling. But trust me, in due time this company will be all mine! But for those of you wondering here tonight, yes the rumors are true. Billy Kidman and my own purchase, the now 'FORMER' Million Dollar Champion, Randy Orton both have departed from the corporation! But no worries, because soon enough, I will have what I want, because the Million Dollar Man always gets what he wants!

'The Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase: Which now brings me to tonight.... tonight at Fatal fury. The third nEw Pay Per View spectacular. It seems like the cards get bigger and bigger as the weeks progress, and what bigger then tonight, then to witness my champion.... Val Venis retain his World Heavyweight championship belt and defeat the absolute best in the company. He's going to walk down this aisle, get into the ring and beat Lance Storm, he's going to beat Stone Cold Steve Austin, and tonight show the world that the Empire is stronger then ever, he's going to show the world that yes.... EVERYBODY HAS A PRICE FOR THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN!! YAHAHAHAHAHA!

[[[- Dibiase laughs hysterically as IRS takes the microphone.... -]]]

IRS: Shut up New Orleans! You know after reviewing these statistical figures. I have come to realize that New Orleans is without a doubt the biggest city for Tax cheats. But the biggest Tax cheat in this awful city is without a doubt... 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin! And Austin... tonight.... I'm going to have Val Venis beat some sense into you, and give you a WRITE OFF!!!! And there isn't going to be any rematch either, HAHAHA!!

[[[- Boo's and jeers from the fans in attendance surface as the microphone is then delivered to Mr. Perfect.... -]]]

Mr. Perfect: Shut up New Orleans.... You know I sit here and look out at this sold out crowd and I really begin to see the reason why I am the only man in the world that is perfect. It's because all of you beer drinking, fat out of shape peons sit on your butts all day everyday stuffing your faces, Much like Edge and Rob Van Dam. But tonight, there's not going to be any problems taking care of them because tonight is going to be the perfect night as I get the Perfect World Title shot! 

[[[- More boo's and jeers from the fans in attendance surface as the microphone is then delivered to the nEw Champion... Val Venis.... -]]]

Val Venis: Three weeks ago. Just three short weeks ago I joined the Million dollar Empire. But before that, a week prior to that at Carnage, I went out and won this lovely championship belt after defeating Evan Karageous. But after seeing the belt and the lack of respect from you people, after I went through all the competition, after all the wins, you still didn't give a damn about me! But tonight, I'm going to prove my worth here in New Era Wrestling. Tonight, the nEw is going to get a wake up call. Tonight nEw will not see a new world champion, but they will see a new United States champion, as I get two pin falls in the main event and become a double champion, because when you got the dough, then gold is all you begin to know! But Austin..... Storm, tonight, I'm ready TO END YOU!! 

[[[- Venis drops the microphone as he begins to laugh with the rest of the corporation as the Million dollar Corporation's theme music begins to play. Venis holds the ropes for everyone as they begin to walk up the ramp way as suddenly before they reach the top, through the black curtain comes Steve Austin and Rob Van Dam, both with chairs in hand as they nail Val Venis and Mr. Perfect hard in the skull. Van Dam then takes IRS and throws him 10 FEET to the floor off the ramp. Austin then runs after Ted Dibiase, but he gets away through the black curtain. GOOD LORD WHAT A MAIN EVENT THIS IS HEATING UP TO BE.... -]]]

Rhyno vs Shawn Michaels 
Stipulation: None
Title on the Line: None

[[[- Rhyno's music plays as the man beast storm into the ring he looks like he is on a mission as he stands in the corner and awaits his opponent.  As Rhyno stands in the corner "I think Sexy" plays through the arena as the crowd erupts Shawn Michaels comes down the ring dancing and doing all his non-sense as he gets into the ring and he is immediately hit with the spear and Michaels is stunned as he slides out of the ring he is in pain as he lays on the floor right outside the ring.  Rhyno grabs Michaels and slams his head into the steel steps.  Michaels is already busted open as the crowd boos Rhyno goes to throw Michaels in the ring and he slides in after him.  There both in the ring and Rhyno hits Micheals with a strong forearm to the face.  Rhyno throws Michaels into the corner and he runs after him but Michaels counters with a boot to the face and the crowd cheers as Michaels pops up on the ropes and knocks Rhyno down with a drop kick as the crowd cheers Michaels poses for the crowd.  As he flexes the crowd cheers but Rhyno gets up and Michaels turns around and he is hit with a clothesline that nearly takes his head off.  Rhyno picks up Michaels but Michaels pokes him in the eyes as Rhyno backs off Micheals goes for a clothesline but it doesn't faze Rhyno. Michaels runs back into the ropes and nails him with another clothesline but it does nothing.  Michaels with a frustrated look runs back into the ropes and goes for a cross body but Rhyno just catches him look at the power of Rhyno as he slams Michaels to the mat.  Michaels holds his back in pain and smartly slides out of the ring..  He looks around at the announcers and he quickly gets up on the apron he spring boards off the ropes and nails Rhyno with a drop kick.  The crowd cheers as Rhyno falls to the mat but Rhyno slowly crawls over and lays his arm on Shawn Michaels as he makes the count, 1..... 2.....3!!! Michaels is in pain as Rhyno barely wins it!...-]]]
Winner: Rhyno

[[[- After the match we cut to the backstage area where we see Ric Flair getting a cup of coffee as he turns around and accidentally bumps into Crowbar and Vampiro as a bit of coffee spills on Ric Flair as he looks a little upset... -]]]

Ric Flair: What the hell?! Who are you?

Crowbar: Well, we were on our way to the ring, and we got a small glimpse of the Icon getting coffee and we had to stop and say hi....

Ric Flair: And....?

Crowbar: Well... I mean, just wanted to say thank you. Thank you for building this business for guys like me and Vampiro here.

Ric Flair: You're thank me..... ?

Crowbar: Well.......... uh....... yea!

Ric Flair: Who in the hell do you think you are? Do you know who I am? .......

Crowbar: Uhhh.... Ric Flair

Ric Flair: That's right, i'm the NATURE BOY........ I'm the former 16 TIME WORLDS HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.... I'M THE LIVING LEGEND HERE IN THIS SPORT!!! WOOOOOOO!! And you want to come up to me and thank me? You're damn right you should be thanking me, because if it wasn't for me, then you and your face painted demonic freak of a friend here wouldn't have a job, you'd still be back at Berger Barn working for 3:50 an hour. So thank me all you want, because I deserve it!

 Crowbar: Yea..... whatever, bye Ric, we got a match!

[[[- From there the two men proceed to leave as Flair stands calling them back... -]]]

Ric Flair: DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME... I'M RIC FLAIR DAMN IT!

[[[- Both men don't look back and just proceed to the ring for their match as Flair gets pissed... -]]]

Ric Flair: Damn it, I'm going to have to prove myself yet again to low life's like them. But I'll be damned if I don't get some respect around here!

[[[- From there we fade into the next match as flair walks off... -]]]

The Rock vs The Undertaker
Stipulation: None
Title on the Line: None
[[[- The Undertakers theme hits the PA as the crowd boos the Undertaker comes down to the ring before he can even get into the ring IF YA SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS cooking blares through the arena as a huge cheer goes through the crowd and The Rock comes out from the back and he runs into the ring the bell sounds and they begin to exchange punches.  The Rock gains the advantage and he throws the Undertaker into the ropes and nails him with a clothesline.  The Rock looks up as the crowd cheers and he gives them the peoples eyebrow as the a huge pop lets out and The Rock picks up The Undertaker and hits him with a various amount of right hands as the crowd cheers The Rock kicks The Undertaker in the stomach and nails him with a ddt.  The Rock laughs as the crowd continues to cheer he picks up The Undertaker but he is hit with a low blow.  The Rock staggers as The Undertaker gets up and hits Rock with a strong right knocking him to the mat.  The Rock gets right up and is met with another right.  The rock gets right up and with a frustrated look the Undertaker grabs The Rocks neck and the Rocks eyes bulge out as The Undertaker nails him with a choke slam and The Rock is down as The Undertaker staggers to the corner he is out of breathe and he uses the ropes to catch a breather as the crowd cheers The Rock begins to move as he gets on all fours the Undertaker runs up to him and kicks him in the stomach knocking The Rock back down to the mat.  The Undertaker quickly grabs The Rock and picks him up The Undertaker calls for the LAST RIDE... He picks him up but no The Rock slides out and turns The Undertaker around and hits him with the mavia hurricane The Rock begins to get up as the crowd cheers.  And The Rock looks around as the Undertaker begins to give up he spits on his hand and slaps the Undertaker on the chest as the crowd cheers... the Undertaker swings but the Rock ducks it and hooks the arm... ROCK BOTTOM. 1.... 2...3 ROCK WINS IT!!  -]]]
Winner: The Rock

[[[- After the match we see Ted Dibiase and IRS backstage talking to one another as we listen in... -]]]

'The Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase: Listen I need Perfect and Val in my dressing room as soon as possible. But until then, I'll need you to go occupy Randy Orton.

IRS: I thought Randy wasn't going to show up here tonight.

'The Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase: Well he did and now we got big problems. Just go do what is needed to be done.

IRS: Don't worry Ted I'll get the job done.

'The Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase: That's what I want to hear! 

[[[- IRS then walks off with Dibiase left smiling... -]]]

Crowbar & Vampiro vs The Hardy Boyz
Stipulation: None
Title on the Line: None
[[[- The Hardy Boyz music plays as the crowd cheers they both come running down to the ring they have a little  conversation inside the ring as Vampiro and Crowbar run to the ring and they attack both Hardyz from behind.. They are brawling all exchangin punches as the ref tries to restore some order they just keep going.  Vampiro is fighting Jeff, and Crowbar is fighting Matt..  Both Hardys get the advantage and they throw Crowbar and Vampiro into each other as the crowd cheers both Vampiro and Crowbar are hit with standing side kicks and they both slide out of the ring.  Holding onto the apron they look up at Matt and Jeff who are pumped as the crowd cheers they taunt them to come back into the ring.  Jeff gets out of the ring leaving Matt in the ring and he stands in the corner as Crowbar slides into the ring and Vampiro stands on the outside apron.   They lock up and Crowbar gets the advantage with a boot to the stomach.  Crowbar goes for a clothesline but Matt moves and he tags in his brother who quickly hopes over the ropes and hits Crowbar with a drop kick as the crowd cheers  Jeff laughs and he turns around and Vampiro is coming after him but Jeff hits him with a strong right and he laughs as the crowd cheers he grabs Vampiro and throws him out of the ring.  Vampiro crashes on the mat but when Jeff turns around he is hit with a clothesline as Jeff flies to the mat, Matt runs out after Crowbar but the ref holds him back as Crowbar picks up Jeff up and hits him with a close fist punch knocking Jeff back to the mat.  The crowd boos as Crowbar laughs at Jeff who is laying on the mat.  He picks up Jeff and pokes him in the eyes in rage Jeff takes a wild swing at crowbar and knocks the ref out.  The crowd boos as Vampiro grabs a chair and he brings it into the ring.  As Jeff looks around he is clocked with a chair and Vampiro laughs but when he turns around Matt Hardy hits him with a standing side kick knocking the chair right into his face.  Matt looks around as Crowbar runs at him he ducks and nails Crowbar with a spinning heal kick and Matt jumps up on the ropes and taunts the crowd as he is the only man standing in the ring.  As Matt is standing on the ropes the crowd cheers as Crowbar begins to get up he looks around and he falls into the ropes knocking Matt off the ropes and to the mat he gets up and him and crowbar go at it. Just then we see from the entrance way down walks RIC FLAIR, Flair walks down and nails Crowbar as Matt Hardy backs up and watches Crowbar and Ric flair go at it, as a bunch of nEw referees rush to the ring and send Flair back as Crowbar is out on the outside of the ring. the referee of the match is distracted by sending Flair to the back, as we see Vampiro in the ring lighting something in his hand, it explodes and shoots into Jeff Hardys face. THAT WAS A FIREBALL! Vampiro then makes the cover as Jeff Hardy holds his eyes in pain as the referee rushes back into the ring to make the count, 1... 2...3!! Vampiro and Crowbar sneak one out, but aren't finished with Flair!!  -]]]
Winner: Crowbar and Vampiro

[[[- After the match we see Flair still being held back by a bunch of referee's... -]]]

Ric Flair: ALRIGHT I'M BACK HERE NOW GET OFF ME!

[[[- The ref's back up as they slowly walk away as flair tries to get his hair back in place as Vampiro and Crowbar are then seen coming back from their match as they begin to confront Flair... -]]]

Vampiro: What the hell was that all about out there?

 Crowbar: Yea Flair, what the hell is the matter with you?

Ric Flair: Look.... both of you boys need to learn a lesson on respect. My name is Ric Flair, and when a legend like myself is speaking, you don't turn your back on me. Now just remember that!

 Crowbar: Whatever... you're nuts man!

[[[- Crowbar slowly turns around to walk away but flair then turns him around and is about to speak but Crowbar has had enough. Crowbar then lays right into Flair as flair falls back. Vampiro then joins in as both men begin to pummel flair to the ground., As those nEw referee's then head to break up the fight as they peel Vampiro and Crowbar off Ric Flair as both men get the final word as they are held back by the referee's ... -]]]

 Crowbar: RESPECT THAT!

[[[- We then fade into the next match ... -]]]

Ric Flair vs Triple H
Stipulation: None
Title on the Line: None
[[[- Flairs music hits the PA as the pyro flashes Flair comes down in his robe looking aorund as the crowd cheers Flair gets into the ring and looks around.  While Flair is sitting in the ring taking of his road, Triple H's theme plays through out the arena as the crowd cheers Triple H looks around at the top of the ramp and he spits out the water with a water bottle in hand he walks down the ring and he goes to the apron to do his whole water bottle thing again but Flair attacks him with a forearm to the back of the head. Triple H falls outside of the ring and the match has yet to officially begin but Flair runs outside of the ring and throws Triple H into the guard rail the crowd looks on Triple H is being man handled by Flair with rights and lefts Flair screams WHOOO as he smacks Triple H over the guard rail.  Flair follows him over there and there in the crowd beating the hell out of each other Flair grabs Triple H and throws him back into the ring area. Flair picks up Triple H and throws him into the ring.  The bell sounds as both men are in the ring and Flair goes to pick up Triple H but Triple H pulls Flairs legs out from under him.  Flair gets up pissed and is hit with a clothesline knocking him to the mat.  Triple H looks around and he picks up Flair and he hits him with a stong right knocking him to the mat.  Triple H looks around and he takes a deep breathe as crowd cheers Triple H turns around and Flair is at his feet.  Flair looks at Triple H and begins to beg for mercy Triple H just keeps moving closer and closer and Flair pokes him in the eyes.  Once again Flair shows why he is the dirtiest player in the game as he takes advantage on Triple H with a strong couple chops knocking Triple H into the corner Flair laughs and he knocks Triple H to the mat.  Triple H begins to get up but Flair quickly kicks him in the stomach knocking him back to the mat.  Wisely Flair locks Triple H in a arm bar, as Triple H screams in pain Flair continues to pull harder and harder.  Finally Triple H gets to the corner and the hold is broke.  Triple H gets up holding his arm as the crowd cheers Flair goes for a clothesline but he misses and Triple H hits him with a couple strong rights.  Flair is staggering around the ring as the crowd cheers Triple H grabs Flair and throws him into the ropes and he hits him with a high knee.  Triple H hits the mat as both men lay in the middle of the ring the ref begins to the ten count.  At around five Triple H begins to get up and he makes a quick cover on Flair but only gets a two count.  Triple H looks around and he picks up Flair and throws him into the corner and he begins to hit him with a barrage of strong rights knocking him down.  Triple H just picks up Flair and continues to hit him with strong punches.  Flair is bloodied as Triple H finally lets Flair drop to the mat.  Triple H picks up Flair and again Flair hits him with a low blow and the advantage switches again as Flair gets up and he goes for the figure four but Triple H kicks Flair away and Flair flies out of the ring to the mat. Just then CROWBAR & VAMPIRO rush down to the ring and begin to kick Flair while he's down, but the referee's rush down and hold both Crowbar and Vampiro back and escort them to the back, as Triple H rolls out, but Flair pulls out some brass knucks from his trunks and BAM!! The Game is out. flair barely can stand as he picks up Triple h and rolls him into the ring. He makes the cover with his feet on the bottom ropes. 1.... 2...3!! The dirtiest Player in the game just got dirtier as he picks up the win!  -]]]
Winner: Ric Flair

[[[- We cut to the back where we see Shawn Michaels talking with nEw backstage announcer Terri Runnels as we listen in... -]]]

Shawn Michaels: .... so Heyman calls me and tells me He has a contract for me

Terri Runnels: Wow, He must like you!

Shawn Michaels: Yea, but I mean after all I am the Icon here in nEw. No one can beat me, because I am the great one!

[[[- Just then we see the rock step up right behind HBK, as Michaels  continues to talk as Terri gets a scared look on her face and tries to motion to Shawn about the rock standing directly behind him... -]]]

Shawn Michaels: .... But I mean I'll get a belt eventually. Is something wrong with you Terri?

Terri Runnels: Uhm, well not me, but something might be wrong with the guy behind you...

Shawn Michaels: .... Huh?

[[[- HBK turns around and gives a shocked look... -]]]

Shawn Michaels: .... R....Ro.....

[[[- The rock puts his hand up to HBK's mouth and begins to speak.... -]]]

The Rock: Who...... in the Blue Hell...... are you?

Shawn Michaels: Who in the blue hell am I? Who in the blue hell...

The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU ARE!

[[[- The Crowd cheers in the background as the rock continues.... -]]]

The Rock: You see The rock over heard your little conversation. the rock heard you call yourself.... The Great one! Well the fact of the matter is this, I... THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT TODAY.... THE ROCK.... am the one and only GREAT ONE...... jabronie!

Shawn Michaels: Well, you see that's fine Rock, but who in the "blue hell" as you like to say, have you defeated recently here in nEw?

[[[- The Crowd boo's in the background as the rock looks stunned a bit by Michaels remarks.... -]]]

The Rock: Who in the blue hell has the Rock beaten recently? Well how about The Rock tells you this.... why don't the Rock and The Icon face one another next week on Showtime and The Rock shows you who the real GREAT ONE is here in nEw! And while the rock's at it, I'll show you just who in the blue hell I can beat after I beat you! If you smell.................. What the Rock........... is cookin'!!

 [[[- From there The rock gives the people's eyebrow as he walks off as Michaels gives a pissed off look as he picks up his tray of food in his dressing room and tosses it into the wall, as we fade to the next match.... -]]]

Goldust vs Raven
Stipulation: None
Title on the Line: None
[[[- The arena is filled with gold spot lights as gold chips fall from the ceiling and Goldust comes out from the back in full attire he looks around and he smiles and he comes down to the ring.  He begins to undress his attire on the corner of the ring as the crowd boos he looks around and Ravens theme plays and Raven begins to make his way down to the ring.  He looks around at the top of the ramp and he runs down into the ring.  He slides into the ring and goes right at Goldust before Goldust is finished dressing and Goldust is stunned still in robe Raven throws him into the ropes and lifts him up with a back body drop.  Goldust rolls out of the ring and takes his robe. He throws the robe on the ground and he steps back into the ring but Raven wont let him back in as he goes after him and Goldust wisely backs off.  Goldust looks around and he slides into the ring quickly and Raven begins to stomp on him.  Goldust fights through the stomps and he gets up and he gives Raven a head butt knocking him back.  Goldust grabs Ravens head and he hits him with a strong right knocking him into the ropes and Goldust clotheslines Raven over the top ropes and to the mat.  Goldust taunts the crowd as the crowd boos and he just steps through the ropes and he comes out but Raven hits him with a fist to the stomach knocking him back and Raven grabs Goldust and throws him back into the ring.  Raven laughs as he smacks Goldust back but Goldust counters with a chop they exchange blows as the crowd cheers Ravens gains a slight advantage but Goldust comes back with a kick to the stomach and Goldust hits Raven with a DDT he goes for the cover but only gets two.  Goldust looks around and he decides to go for the final curtain he puts both Ravens legs up and he goes for the kick to the groin but the ref steps in his way and he helps Raven get off the ropes.  Goldust in discussed almost hits the ref but Raven jumps up and nails him with a cross body for a two count but Goldust kicks out and gets right up angry he throws a wild right but Raven ducks it and he hits him with a right of his own as the crowd cheers Raven comes up and nails Goldust with a drop kick knocking Goldust to the mat.  Goldust looks up at the ceiling and Raven comes right with a elbow drop.  Raven then picks Goldust up and throws him to the ropes and locks him in the sleeper.  Goldust counters with a chin breaker and both men are on the floor.  Goldust pulls himself up using the ropes and he looks at Raven and laughs and he picks him up but Raven hits him with a low blow and then he goes for the Even Flow but it doesn't work as Goldust just falls to the mat in defense.  Raven looks down at him and he just kicks him as Goldust gets up he pokes Raven in the eye and the match continues with them exchange punches... Raven then goes for a punch but Goldust ducks and BAM.... CURTAIN CALL! The cover, 1... 2... 3!!! Goldust has defeated Raven!  -]]]
Winner: Goldust

-[[We fade up in someone's dressing room... The camera pans around a little bit and we see Brian Lawler sitting on a sofa with Miss Kitty in his lap.. They're making out fiercely.. The camera pans over and in a chair next to them is Bobcat, on her cell-phone, paying no attention to action going on beside her...]]-

 

Bobcat: ... And he was SOOO hot!! And I was like OMIGOSH, that guy is SOOO hot!! He looked like Freddy Prinze Jr. and Val Kilmer had a bay-bee!! And he had the cutest, tight little as--

 

-[[She suddenly stops talking when JEFF JARRETT slams the door open and walks into the room with a purpose... Bobcat looks annoyed.]]-

 

Bobcat: Jeff! Do you mind? I'm on the phone!

 

Jeff Jarrett: Well, get off the damn phone!! This is BULLSHIT!!

 

-[[Lawler tosses Kitty off of him onto the floor, she makes a loud thud when she hits..]]-

 

Brian Lawler: Whatsa'matta', Jeff!?! I'm tryin' to get BIZ-AAAAY!!

 

Jeff Jarrett: Biz-Ay? What the HELL are you talkin' about!?!

 

Brian Lawler: You know, man, gettin' my mack on, dawg!! Why you bargin'up in this crib like that!?

 

Jeff Jarrett: Shut the hell up!! They don't got nothin' for ustonight!! No promo time to use and no asses ta' kick!!

 

Brian Lawler: Man, I'm tired of being over looked here in NEW!! Where's the respect, man!?!

 

Jeff Jarrett: I swear to God, Lawler, that bastard Heyman has got it comin' to'im!! We don't deserve this shit!! I've got a World Title shot comin' my way because I'm the best damn SGW champion there ever was and Heyman can either give it to me, or I'll---

 

Paul Heyman: OR YOU'LL WHAT!?!

 

-[[The camera pans around to reveal Heyman standing behind Jarrett.. Lawler and Kitty take notice... Bobcat... Doesn't... Jarrett turns and gets right up in Heyman's face..]]-

 

Jeff Jarrett: Or maybe I'll kick your fat ass, slappy!!

 

Paul Heyman: I'd like to see you TRY, Jeff!! You see, I got word of your reputation when you joined.. I KNOW what you did to SGW, and it's a well known fact that you're nothing but a damn CANCER... And I'm NOT going to let you kill NEW like you killed SGW!! And you can think about that, Jeff... You can think about that when you're wrestling in the curtain jerk match against the OUTSIDERS!!!

 

Brian Lawler: Curtain Jerk!?! DIZ-AMN!! What's the DILLY-O, YO!?! Yo Jeff… waz the curtain jerk match?

 

Jeff Jarrett: Shut the hell up, Lawler!! Now, you listen here, Heyman....You better start re-considering that match or I'm gonna play a six-string on that bald noggin o'yours... Do you get me!?

 

Paul Heyman: Jeff... I think you know, just like everyone else knows that if you lay one finger on me I will suspend your ass until your contract runs out!! Now, have a nice night, and good luck in your Curtian jerk match!! Haha!!

 

-[[Heyman leaves the room laughing as Jarrett just stands there looking pissed...]]-

 

Jeff Jarrett: Put us in the damn Curtian Jerk match!?!

 

-[[Jarrett points to his crotch.]]-

 

Jeff Jarrett: Curtain jerk THIS, bitch!

 

-[[Fade out.]]-

Hour 2