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***Nash and Torrie kiss and head to the Kliq Locker Room to do what nature makes most horny cunts do when they got a good lookin' chick. Anyways the scene crosses to Shawn Michaels who is wondering around and then is stopped by Terri Runnels he then begins hearing what she has to say***
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***After a couple of hours of fun Nash and Torrie Make their way out of the Locker Room and right in front of them lays Jonathen Coachmen wearing his usuall Black RAW T-Shirt and brown Pants he asks Kevin and Torrie if he can interview them they agree and The Coach starts***
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***The scene shows Nash and Torrie trying to find HBK as the show crosses the the RAW Commentators Jim Ross and Jerry 'The King' Lawler***
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***Before J.R and King can talk more the Titantron shows Kevin Nash and Shawn Michaels taking to each other both men getting geared up for there big matches***
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***HBK and Nash pose in the ring the usuall Kliq pose as they both then hug each other and Shawn Michaels asks for a mic the crew give him one and he bigs to speak***
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***HBK then hands the mic to his best friend Kevin Nash***
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***The whole crowd errupt in cheering as Kevin Nash hugs Shawn Michaels and gives him a clap in a sign of respect***
***Nash then picks up the microphone and begins talking again***
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***Nash drops the mic as he and HBK raise each others arms in victory and give thanks to the crowd then Nash indicates he'll be the next champ and HBK says he'll be the next I/C Champ both together one more time grab each others arms and leave then Cena rushes by and HBK hits J.C with the Sweet Chin Music then Kevin Nash grabs Cena and delivers a Jacknife Powerbomb breaking the set in two both men then leave a disabled Cena***
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Hows my playboy Bunny hey I heard you got a match against Trish Stratus for a chance to go for the Womens Championship how do you feel about that???
Yeah Kev I am ready to face Trish all because that slut thinks she has bigger tits then I do I am gonna show her that this playboy bunnys gonna win some gold and go big time if you know what I mean!! I heard you got a match in the World Tourny against Fistacuffz how do you think you'll go??
I think that this HBK wannabe will be a flinch I mean he thinks his a bad boy and a try hard gangster but I can tell ya this that guy is a no talented loser just think that the guy really wants to be a big time jobber he should stay in the streets and I think that this first round match should be a sinch!!!
What about Cena he has made your life a hell and mine to have you forgot about that try hard lil' rapper??
Hell no I am still waiting for his ass to show and as for his raps I mean c'mon I can rap better than that geez the guys a stooge and anyways his the pussy so what do you say Cena Smackdown! I want your ass!!!
Wheres Shawn?
He's gone off to the locker rooms to try do some promos and I got some free time so what do you say we go back to the locker room and have some fun!!
Sounds good to me baby!!
Shawn congratulations on your match against your former friend Triple H a true Main Event indeed and I sure enjoyed the match but what HHH done to you in the end how do you feel about that??
Okay Terri, Thursday Night ass kicking was a treat and putting my former friend to a pin was a dream come true but what you forgot to mention Terri was that I am sick of Triple H's backstabbing what he done after our match was outrageous and just damn right stupid he acted of his own fear to hit me and just went to show just how weak he really was you know Terri it was me that said give Trips a chance he has potential to join the nWo and I even invited him he accepted and then backstabbed us all he is, is a damn cheater but hey I won and I am not complaining except that Triple H better watch his ass cause I am comin' if he wants to go for round number 2!!!
Thats some tough words from you Shawn, what about on RAW tonight you go up against a tough competitor you have faced him on numerous occasions when you were in the WWF 2K3 and he and you even fought when he had the Worlds Title but you were unsuccessful to pin him considering this is a brand new federation do you think you have what it takes to take down the likes of Crazy Man!!!
Back in the Old nWo Days I would have said yeah I'll kick his ass but I ain't like that anymore Crazy Man is a top athlete and in my opinion one of the greatest wrestlers the federation has seen he is what makes the WWE 2K3 a better federation and I respect him with all my heart but it doesn't mean all cause The Heartbreak Kid respects him doesn't mean I can't beat him cause this time I am not fighting Heel I am fighting Face and I am gonna show all my fans that HBK Shawn Michaels is gonna achieve somethin' that not many superstars can do and that is beat the hell out of Crazy Man and make a name for myself considering this is my second Main Event here in the WWE I feel previledged to be in yet another Main Event and I will make the most of it as a superstar of my standards rides the winds and makes it big by beating the best!!!
Shawn Michaels thanks for your time!!!!
Hey no Prob anything for the fans!!!
Torrie Wilson on RAW you go up against Trish Stratus to fight for a no#1 contendorship for the Womens Title any thoughts??
Well Coach its like this that bitch thinks shes all good and what she doesn't know is that I am better in everyway then her and I'll proove my point once I beat that bitch to the ground and make her cry for mercy I will become the Womens Champion and with my boyfriend by my side Kevin Nash I will become a very powerful Diva!!!
And as for you Kevin on RAW you face rookie Fistacuffz in the first round of the World Heavyweight Tourny your thoughts???
Well Johnny as you know tonight will be the night were Big Daddy Cool gets his groove back and as I did to Shane Douglas last Thursday Night I will do the same to Fistacuffz and I won't be soft on him you see Coach I have won the World Title many times in different feds but it means very much to me to win it here because this federation is new and needs a champion like myself you see ever since I came with my friend Shawn here we've been treated good and it pays off showing our fans that we can do anything to please them and that is what I am gonna do this Monday Night Coach I am gonna please the fans and show them that Kevin Nash is not just a name but I am an action everyone knows about and I will unleash my anger when I take on Fistacuffz in a one on one and I am going to win cause you know Kevin Nash ain't no pushover I am Big Daddy Cool and I'll show that to all my fans who came to see me!! Just you wait Coach Monday I will advance to the Second Round!!!!
Sounds great Kev and goodluck to you and Torrie and I am looking forward to this RAW back to you J.R and King!!!
Welcome Folks and we are live here in the RAW Arena and tonight RAW is brought to you by Clearasil and hope you've enjoyed the show so far as we have seen The Kliq along with Torrie Wilson are very prepared for there matches tonight and what a hell of a night we have for you tonight first off to start off the night we have Angel Dust Mark Dieing Facing off G-Units own Tha Truth now both of these men are rookies and we'd like to see the best in the young superstars this match will be an eye opener and King your thoughts??
Well J.R I think that Tha Truth will provail and also cause I love that In Da Club song by 50 Cent Go Tha Truth!! Then we have Zack T versing Steve Corino Versing Tha Informa in a match that will show who is the better Rap-Rookie Superstar now I don't know about you J.R but I think all of these guys have potential in going for titles and may we see how its goin' down!!!
Also on tonight In the World Title Tournament of Bracket 1 is The Gambler taking on New Comer Kris Kaos now I think Gambler is going to win since he is a former X-Division and Tag Champ and shows alot of potential in fighting for those straps and now this kid can make it big if he makes up his mind and go far!!!! Also tonight Also in Bracket 1 in the World Title Tournament First Round Rapper John Cena takes on the electric Kidd Kronic and this one will be a Cruiserweight Style fight my thoughts are that any of these superstars have a chance and we just have to see what they can do while performing for the fans!!!
That sounds Great J.R!! And the World Tourny Match Up in Bracket 2 against Crazy Kid and Kurt Angle is gonna be a great one as you know Crazy Kids been on the quest for gold ever since the WWF 2K3 was open and has never had the opportunity in making it can this rookie take on the Submission Great like Kurt Angle a Olympic Gold Medalist my thoughts are that he can't!!! Also J.R RVD is squaring off Booker T in the First Round Tourny Match in also Bracket 2 and it seems like an exciting match up you see I know and you know that no one is as un-orfodox as Rob Van Dam and in my opinion RVD has a chance to win in Bracket number 2!!!!
Yes RVD might win it but then we have The Texas Rattlesnake Stone Cold Steve Austin taking on newcomer Spade now Spades no pushover showing Austin his a tough athlete and maybe he'll make it in the finals of the World Title Tourny Match Ups his good but can Austin show the kid that he is the Rattlesnake God Knows??? The we have the Final Tourny Match up for Bracket 2 as Bill Goldberg former 2 time European Champion takes on Roz Blayze and no offense to Blayze but Goldberg has the match Go Bill!!!
Then we have Puppies J.R as Torrie Wilson takes on Trish Stratus for a place at The Bad Blood PPV and winner gets a place to go for the Womens Championship!!! I hope Trish Wins I'd love her to have some Gold over her T & A ,J.R would you???
King C'mon think straight!!! Then we have another World Title Tournament and back to Bracket 1 as Big Sexy Kevin Nash takes on G-Units Fistacuffz now Nash prooved to us that he can make enz meat of any opponents he faces and being a former WWF 2K3 World,I.C and Tag Champ makes a record going up against the Rap God Fistacuffz!!! So I think Nash will take it up easily to the next round!!! Then we go to Bracket 3 as Shawn Stasiak goes up against Hardcore Tornado and that leathal shovels gonna make Stasiak grovel for pain I think Tornado has this match!!!!
Then we have a Triple Threat in Bracket 1 of the World Title Tourny as Undertaker takes on Tajiri takes on The Rock my thoughts are that The Undertaker will demolish of both opponents and go to the second round of the tournament I mean J.R Undertaker is a deadman and no one can beat the guy!!! Go Red Devil!!! WOO HOO another Puppy Match up as Lita goes up against Stacy Versing Morgan Wilde now in my humble opinions Lita has this match she is very talented and I also loved her in the Dark Angel Series!!! Chicks with Tatoos Rule!!!!
King you got some wierd fetishes!!! Then we have The Franchise Shane Douglas going up against Hulk Hogan in a normal match up my thoughts are that Hulkamania are gonna run wild all over Douglas Ass!!!! He is a legend in my books!!! Then we have the lovely Stephanie Mcmahon taking on The Beautiful Blonde Pamela Paulshock she really is amazing I can tell you that!!! But Steph is a better athlete and being the WWF 2K3 Womens Champion on four different occassions just shows Ms.Mcmahon is a veteran at wrestling!!!
Then we have The Highlight of the Night Chris Jericho taking on The Game Triple H now both of these guys are great athletes but I gotta give it to the game he is a very good mat technician!!!!
So true King Hunter can make it big but the way he is behaving I mean attacking a former friend it ain't right King the guys sick but none the less a worthy athlete!!! And lastly in a Main Event which RAW Viewers want to see it is The Showstoppa' Shawn Michaels taking on Former Worlds Champion Crazy Man now Crazy Man is a top athlete but the way Michaels performed last week on Smackdown! just shows that he is back indeed with better shape then he ever was and with the fans backing him in the corner Shawn has the match for sure!!!!
Shawns a great athlete J.R but so is Crazy Man I am hoping Crazy Man wins!!!!
Big Match hey Shawn!!!!
Damn Right Brother, I am looking forward to this Match Up against Crazy Man he is a gifted athlete and deserves the right to be called a champ but Kevin tonight is the night 'HBK' Shawn Michaels shows Crazy Man that I am in top form wanna know why cause I am The Showstoppa' Man and I will do everything in my power to give the fans a good show!!!!
Thats great man I got a match against a Rap Star Wannabe in Fistacuffz I mean what kid of a name is Fistacuffz anyways sounds like the guys been in jail quite a damn bit and has his fist around the damn cuffs and what I don't get Shawn is the guy is a no talented loser geez the talent they waste with idiots like that guy!!! And anyways man me and you both know that tonights Match against me and him will be too damn easy I mean I know I have this match tonight!!! And then Shawn my man its Second Round World Title Tourny for me!!!
Thats great Man I hope you win and I hope I defeat Crazy Man for once to proove my point that I am better than him!!! But for once I want him to give me respect me for who I am and show him that I am an all star great in this federation The Show Stoppa' will make everyone on the roster see what I am capable of!!!!
Thats sounds good lets head out and give the crowd a show!!!!
***A Mixture of 'Sexy Boy' and 'Diesal Blues' blares over the arena as Big Daddy Cool Kevin Nash and The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels make their way down to the arena the fans give them a standing ovation as they wave and taunt for the fans***
Crazy Man you might have been the World Champ a while back that was then and this is now you see Crazy Man I have learnt something very important while hearing an asian proverb or a proverb that I can provide you with okay here goes 'Don't Hunt What You Can't Kill' and you might've beat me several times when we fought at the WWF 2K3 but its a whole different ball game you see Mike you might think you still have a lot of potential and I respect that really I do but what it matters is that I am a whole different person than the last time we fought and its true my friend you see Crazy Man you really are Crazy at fighting you have a beautiful girlfriend and you are a talented person but what does that proove when you are going against one of the best this federation has to offer and that is me my friend I am Shawn Michaels and maybe the words don't mean much to you but I am a person you'd probably be watching when you were a kid!!! And you know I am honoured at all the fans I have I really do but that is all that is treasured in my heart you see Crazy Man I might not be in the World Title Tourny like you and so many other superstars alike are in but I can tell you this I will become the WWE 2K3 Intercontinental Champion and I will make it big here in the federation you see unlike you who is drinking beer enjoying a cold one I train to be the best and what you saw last week Crazy Man that was training and heart that came into making that spectacular a great event!!!! I mean sure Trips got the last laugh he maybe also The Game but it didn't make him anyone else when he faced me in the arena just like when your going up to face me you see Crazy Man you might be a Hardcore S.O.B. but that doesn't matter what really matters is that we give the fans a good show and make them realize that we are the best in the business you and me are them and anyone who tells us any thing else are wrong you see Crazy Man the last 3 times that you have beaten me have prooved that you to have heart and honour in your fighting so lets say this my friend may the best man win and hopefully when the night is over we'll have something to talk to our kids about you see Mike you are gifted and so am I and together we'd make a leathal combination but before we do I'd like to proove to the fans that one more time Shawn Michaels can reach up there and gain respect out of Crazy Man and if that happens then you have nothing to loose so as the ol' chinese proverb says and says again and I'd like to say it to is 'Don't Hunt What Y ou Can't Kill'!!! I'll be seeing you in the ring boy!!!
I give my friend credit he sure knows how to make a grown man weep and I commend him for that!!! Please fans a clap for my friend who is a legend in his own right and deserves a round of applause for his match tonight!!!
As I was saying HBK has all fans geared up for tonight!!! But now it seems like yesterday that Pezzer and DDP entered me in the World Title Tournament and I am honoured to say that I am a very happy man you see I have been a Worlds Champ before back in the old WWF 2K3 days but when I defended my championship it was with cowardly actions getting the nWo to help me but no more if I do win the title which hopefully I will I am going to defend the title with honour or my name isn't Kevin Nash!! But theres a problem in my first Tourny Match you see I am against a loser who says I suck and without further adu this guys name is Fistacuffz now this Gangster wannabe comes out and offends me then says I suck and that I am a supreme goof now let me inform you in something this guy maybe a wannabe but his got something to get out of his chest then he should get his punk ass over here and say what he said earlier to my face!! I guess that loser can't do that considering he is a paphetic asshole anyways he thinks he'll win that strap then hes dead wrong cause he won't take me down you see fans what I've seen from the fist man is just a lil' prick deep inside the bitch knows he is nothing compared to big daddy cool so has to insult me to see if he can win you see Fistacuffz you might be big an bad but you are nothin to me you might have your rap bros behind you but they can't do nothing to what I am gonna do to you understand asswipe you can think that this tourny is a joke when I know it ain't look here bitch I ain't wasting my time on idiots like you and you can say what you want you don't mean shit to me!!! I have had better challenges then what I've seen you say asswipe!!! Don't be too cocky on your actions cause mark my words Fistacuffz your days of moping around and offending are over just get this my friend the end is nigh for your bitch ass and it is no wonder that you haven't got a girlfriend its because your just too damn butt ugly but who cares about your freakish looks G!!! Your name and attitude is what makes you weak and friend if you want to beat me then you'd do more than offend me to get on my bad side just remember this last Smackdown! I won and you didn't so thats how it goes straight and simple and with the least bit of offence you can make a friendly joke but when you run your mouth it just pisses me off!!!! So I'm gonna give you a warning trips in the match I want you all to myself and I will get you Fist just don't forget that you see Heychi you are an asshole and an S.O.B. who thinks your at the top keep on dreaming G cause you'll never be as good as me thats right why do you pretend you have what it takes when you don't face it Trips your times up and so is your carreer so on RAW Fistacuffz will feel the power and charisma of 'Big Daddy Cool' Kevin Nash and tonight I will win and go to round 2 and you know why cause I am just TOOOOOOOOOOOOO SWEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!! Don't forget that Fistacuffz cause if you want to survive in this world you have no damn chance against me!!!! You know what why do I have to waste my time to the likes of your ass just remember this Fistacuffz you might be a big time rookie but after our match all you will be is a big time loser just think you have no damn chance against me cause I am a 7' Tall good lookin' athlete with the power to knock down your ass!!!! See you in the ring bitch!!! I am the man of the hour and just Tooooooo Sweeeeet to be sour!!!! And Cena I heard what you said don't worry cause very soon your bitch ass is goin' down!!!!