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ROYAL RUMBLE INVITATIONAL - The scene opens with great moments from wrestling with Sugar by System Of A Down in the background. We see Ric Flame winning various matches and celebrating with adorning fans, we see Monster Nate locking the BBW Sharpshooter on T-Train as he taps out, we see Garland running down to the ring and laying out Nate with a belt, we see Wilson laying Livewire with a belt, we see Wilson raising the Unknown's hand, we see Hayle and Rayne laying the boot to Psycho. We see False Pretender delivering the SGD sharpshooter on Chronos, we see Kingpin winning a rumble, the Executioner beating Ian Hardy for the BYO Championship, Biohazard being Hofland for the SCW Championship, Fat Rob delivering a fatty drop to Liston DeLeon, Thorny getting in the face of the executioner, Bret Hart winning the WWF Championship at Wrestlemania X, Ron Simmons defeating Vader, Flair defeating Sting, Dr. Pain winning the Extreme title, Joey walking out, Kannon walking out, and finally Hayle standing with the PFA Championship raised over his head as the scene switches into an arena with 123,549 fans screaming - JC - Welcome everyone to the final match ever where President Wilson will be President Wilson. He has had a successful career as a wrestler and undoubtedly been a great President in the wrestling business. I am joined here with Liston DeLeon, Fat Rob and the one and only Tom James, a man who is finally back in the commentary seat. TJ - And damn is it good to be here, the master is back. What a historical night this will be, it is a Royal Rumble match, but the stakes are high, the winner is the final PFA Championship and not only that but they are claimed to be the greatest e-wrestler ever. FR - And if that isn't enough fans I have just had news that NGW will give the winner a free contract to there fed subject to be refused. TJ - Who would want to refuse a place in a next generation wrestling company? FR - Well it's a good question… LD - Um hello, can I get a word in tonight please? TJ - Let Rob finish. FR - I personally wouldn't refuse a… LD - Rob nobody cares, what the fans want to know is who is going to win the Royal Rumble? Who is going to make history tonight and be the last ever PFA Champion? FR - Chris Thunder, without a shadow of a doubt. LD - Rob be serious the guy is coming in at number two and the number one man is Jammie. It is hard enough to last in a rumble but when you are number two and Jammie is number one it is damn near impossible. FR - Well I genuinely believe that Chris Thunder can and will defy the odds and win. LD - Why don't you manage the guy you have kissed his ass enough? FR - If you are going to take that attitude while we are on the subject of ass kissing how about you pucker up and kiss my ass? JC - That is quite enough you two please, this is the last night in Wilson's presidential career, please keep the abuse to a minimum. TJ - Coming up tonight we have a royal rumble match plus a very special NGW announcement, I am told this is going to be huge. FR - So you mean Wilson will be president in it? TJ - He is the CEO of NGW don't be ridiculous Rob. TJ - Well because numb nuts, it is his last night as a President. FR - Oh right, so who will be President in the NGW? TJ - I expect we will find out today. FR - Oh, um…right. ------------------------- - The Holy One is sitting backstage in front of a monitor - Holy One - I am sorry to the fans that I cannot be here to compete tonight, it would have been an honour to have been in the rumble considering I was 4th last time. I would like to wish all the wrestlers in the rumble the best of luck and to President Wilson I hope you have a prosperous future. - The camera keeps rolling - Holy One - That's it, quit it. - Camera continues to roll - Cameraman - Um no. Holy One - Well turn the fucking thing off. Holy One - Oh and god bless - Scene Fades - JC - Well that was interesting to say the least, The Holy One showing his ill mannered side, oh well it happens to us at the best of times, any other footage to see before we proceed to the rumble match? LD - I believe that is the only piece of footage we were sent. JC - With that said let's bring you over to Barry Gates. Barry Gates - "Welcome everybody to the invitational Royal Rumble match, this match is an over the top rope 30 man battle royal. The rules are simple, each man will come in in 2 minute intervals, 30 men will come in in total. To be eliminated you must be thrown over the top rope and both feet must touch the floor, the winner will be the last man left in the ring. They will also be declared the PFA Champion, Best Wrestler, and offered an NGW Contract." JC - I guess we are about to see our first entrant. - "Special K" by Placebo hits the Public Announce system - TJ - Here we go then, it's Jammie. - President Wilson comes out holding a tub, and a microphone - FR - That ain't Jammie. TJ - Damn it, it's Prez Wilson what is he doing out here? FR - This is his last match as President show some respect. JC - Looks like he is about to speak. "Wrestling fans, as you all know this is an invitational royal rumble and it will commence very soon, however there are a few later entrants, as you can see I have a tub in my hand. I will name each late entrant and pull a slip of paper out of the tub, each slip has a number on it, the number I pull out will be the number the late entrant receives. The first late entrant is Psycho." - Receives a mild pop - - Wilson dips his hand into the tub and rummages around before pulling a slip of paper out - "Psycho will be entering at number **reads the slip** **frowns** Holy sh*t" JC - That's not a number! TJ - I know… "Psycho is entering at number one wrestling fans." (OOC - this draw did happen it was not rigged btw) JC - Now that is unusual. "The next late entrant is Monster Nate." **Pulls out a slip of paper** "And he will enter at…number twenty-four **grits his teeth**" - Fans go wild - "The next late entrant is Deathwart and he will be entering at…17" "Archangel will be entering at…15." JC - Not a bad place for the youngster. "And that concludes the draw so without further ado the rumble will commence." - Thorny comes out in a referees shirt and joins President Wilson, Wilson takes off his shirt to also reveal a refs shirt, they move to the outside as Psycho comes out to the ring - **The bell goes** JC - Here we go, it's Psycho. TJ - It is a big surprise to see him in at number one. FR - How do you think he feels? He didn't know he was going to be at number one until today. LD - Chris Thunder must be relieved that he isn't one of the first two in the ring, it gives him a little longer to psyche himself up. JC - All of two minutes anyway. - Jammie comes to the ring receiving a large applause, he slides into the ring and walks past Psycho taunting to the fans - **Ding, ding** JC - Here we go then… TJ - The last match with Wilson as President has began, Jammie and Psycho will go at it for two minutes until the next entrant comes in. FR - Of course you can find out who the next entrant is by calling the superstar line! **Jammie and Psycho lock up, although both men are evenly matched in size Jammie easily pushes Psycho down to the canvas, Psycho gets back up and pushes Jammie. Jammie stands still and tells Pyscho to push him again** JC - Jammie is psyching himself up for this match, after all he is the second entrant and if he is to win he will be in the ring for over an hour. **Psycho goes to push Jammie but Jammie moves and throws Psycho through the centre rope** **fans cheer** LD - Both feet touched the ground, Psycho has been eliminated. 10… 9… JC - No he hasn't been eliminated you idiot, he has to go over the top rope. 8… 7… LD - Oh right got you! 6… 5… FR - The next entrant will be arriving any minute now. 4… JC - The fans are counting down! 3… 2… 1… **Chris Thunder's music hits as he comes out from behind the curtain to a massive cheer, the smart man is in no hurry to get down to the ring, he casually walks down the aisle shaking hands with a few of the fans. When he gets to the end of the long ramp he stops at Psycho whom has just been chucked out of the ring** TJ - Chris Thunder does not look impressed at all. JC - This man is like royalty TJ, royalty I tell you. LD - What are you talking about JC? JC - You watch him, watch Thunder in the ring he is full of energy and full of life. LD - He's full of shit if you ask me. **Thunder laughs at the fallen Psycho before throwing him back in the ring. Jammie looks at the fallen wreck and challenges Thunder to get in the ring** LD - Already one minute has elapsed since Thunder came out and the guy still hasn't got in the ring. JC - He is a smart man Liston, he has a plan and the first part of the plan is to waste as much time as he can taunting, the more time he wastes the nearer it is till the Rumble ends. LD - Is it worth wasting one minute? JC - When the rumble is over one hour long, every minute you can waste counts. **Thunder refuses to get in the ring, Jammie turns around and stomps on the fallen Psycho** JC - That was not a smart move look at Thunder. **Thunder notices that Jammie has turned away and he slowly creeps in the ring, he stands behind Jammie** TJ - He's sizing him up. **Jammie turns around, Thunder kicks him in the mid-section and delivers a thunderous piledriver** FR - Good night Jammie, or should I say Y2Jammie. JC - His days as Y2Jammie are over, as soon as he became Jammie he became a lot better. **Thunder delivers a leg drop to Jammie** FR - Well if you ask me he looks in pretty bad shape right now. LD - We didn't Rob, so don't bother adding your contribution next time. **Psycho comes to and goes straight for Thunder, Thunder sees him coming and catches the charging psycho with a spinebuster** LD - Devastating! 10… 9… 8… JC - Who will be coming into the Rumble next? FR - I don't know but it looks like Thorny and Wilson are going to have to make a refereeing decision (7…) soon, look at the action! 6… ** Thunder is trying to launch Psycho over the top rope** 5… **Jammie gets up, turns Thunder around and delivers an implant DDT** 4… 3… JC - Devastating move on Chris Thunder. 2… 1… **Chronos's music hits** JC - Here comes entry number four, Chronos! **Chronos runs into the ring and immediately goes over to Psycho, he delivers a superkick to Psycho that sends him hurtling over the top rope** FR - Chronos was the first man to eliminate someone. JC - Maybe he will win this thing? TJ - Maybe JC, maybe… **After receiving a pop from the crowd Chronos sizes up Jammie and delivers a superkick to him, he also hurtles over the top rope** JC - I don't believe this guy Jammie is gone. **Jammie hangs onto the rope by one hand** LD - The guy is hanging on Jim, look at him. **Jammie finds the strength to pull himself up, he runs at Chronos, Chronos turns around and is caught by a spinning heel kick** LD - Who's your daddy? FR - Me! LD - Prove it… FR - You wait till the next entry comes in then I will prove it. LD - Jeeze, is it you. **Chris Thunder gets up after the nasty implant DDT, he starts exchanging blows with Jammie** JC - This is going to be a slobberknocker. TJ - Shut up, don't rip off a certain commentator in a certain other federation. 10… 9… LD - Damn it the countdown is starting (8…) already. 7… 6… 4… **Chris Thunder finally knocks Jammie to the ground after their bust up** 3… **Chronos gradually gets back on his feet** 2… 1… **Curt comes out from behind the curtain** FR - Watch this… **Fat Rob gets up** TJ - Where is he going? JC - To prove himself… **Fat Rob gets in the ring, he stands there and challenges Curt to get in the ring, Curt runs in, Fat Robert delivers a "Fatty Boy Drop" to him** LD - I cant believe I am saying this but the first finisher executed in the Royal Rumble has been executed by Fat Rob… JC - Sod this I want to win the Rumble… **JC gets up** **LD brings him back down** LD - Get back in your seat you fat idiot, Fat Rob used to be a wrestler once you on the other hand didn't. **Jammie comes over to Fat Rob to save Curt but before Jammie gets the chance to reason with him Chris Thunder lands on him with a devastating moonsault from the top turnbuckle** **Fat Rob continues his onslaught on Curt delivering a series of stomps before delivering a huge Banzai Drop** JC - I hate to say this but Rob is doing pretty well, this Curt guy is getting hammered. **Fat Rob turns to Chronos and they exchange a high five, Rob whips Curt into the ropes, he bounces back off them and goes into Chronos who delivers a hip toss** LD - Chronos has eliminated two people now, this guy is on a roll. **Fat Rob and Chronos then point to Jammie in unison, Rob goes straight for Jammie but Chronos pulls him back flips him off and signals to JC** JC - Watch this. TJ - Watch what? JC - You will see. **JC throws a chair to Chronos, Chronos catches it and smashes Fat Rob over the head with it, he falls over the top rope due to the impact** JC - That is why this guy will always be PFA Extreme Champion in my view. **Chronos winks to JC and throws the chair back** 10… TJ - So we are back to just three men, three men who I think will last a long time. 9… LD - But who is it that joins them? 8… JC - Not long to find out now. **Chronos goes over to Jammie and Thunder who are at it once more in a punch up, he smashes there heads (7…) together, they both fall down on the mat (6…) in pain** 5… LD - It is safe to say that Chronos is stealing the show at the moment in this Royal Rumble. 4… 3… 2… 1… KAMIKAZE!!!!!! **Kannon's music hits the P.A. system to a string of boos** JC - The Kamikaze pilot is here and he is ready for some high flying action. **Kannon runs onto the apron of the ring, he jumps on the top turnbuckle and throws himself at Chronos, Chronos catches him with a powerslam** **Fat Rob crawls back to the commentary position** FR - How long did I last JC? JC - Less than 1minute. FR - Damn it! **Chronos slides out of the ring** FR - Why the hell is Chronos stealing the show? JC - Don't ask me, I am just a regular commentator. **Thunder gets up at the same time as Jammie, Jammie looks over to the crumpled body of Kannon and glares remembering back in EWE when they drew, there never was a winner, but now it was Jammie's turn to finish it** LD - Jammie is looking at Kannon suspiciously. **Jammie waits for Kannon to get up, Thunder follows Chronos to the outside of the ring, Chronos is looking under the ring, he pulls out an iron pipe and a 2 by 4. Chris Thunder snatches the 2 by 4 from Chronos and busts him open with a swift smack on the head** FR - Damn I am glad I am not in this Rumble anymore, this is turning into a hardcore rules kind of affair. 10… **Thunder picks up the bloody thunder and throws him over the railings into the crowd** JC - Let me remind you folks at home that both men are still in the rumble as they did not go over the top rope. 9… 8… **Kannon gets up, Jammie pushes him into the corner of the ring (7…) and starts delivering a fast array of chops** 6… 5… **Thunder sets Chronos up for a piledriver on the concrete floor** 4… **Lights flicker** JC - What the hell is going on, the lights are flickering… 3… **Green steam comes from behind the curtain as the lights flicker again** "BEWARE!" **The wrestlers and the crowd are silent and they stop in mid action** 2… TJ - What in the hell is going on? 1… "It's time!" ** "Now You Know" hits the P.A. system, the lights go out and the crowd erupt in a roar of cheers.** JC - By the god this is louder, "get the fuck up come on!" FR - Stop singing… TJ - NOT TO FUCK WITH ME! FR - Don't sing… LD - I want you to learn not to fuck with me! FR - Noooo JC - We all know who is coming out now… "I'll break you down, down, down" **With those words Kingpin comes from behind the curtain** **The place gets as loud as it has ever been for the whole night, Kingpin just stands there, the music cant be hear anymore as the cheers are too loud** **Kingpin stands there, a massive presence** JC - Let me remind you the last time we ever saw Bob "Kingpin" Anderson was when he went under the name of CBA and beat Monster Nate. LD - Nate is in this rumble, will these two face off tonight? JC - It is almost a guarantee. **Jammie and Kannon signal for Chronos and Thunder to get back in the ring** 10… JC - Oh dear, I would not want to be who is coming out now… 9… LD - Why not? JC - The fact that Kingpin is standing on the stage may be a pretty big reason not to come out. 8… 7… JC - The crowd has now broken out into a chant for Kingpin. 6… **The bloody Chronos and Chris Thunder slowly edge into the ring, Thunder has a iron pipe while Chronos carries the blooded 2 by 4** **They get into the ring** 5… 4… **Chronos, Kannon, Jammie, and Chris Thunder stand there in a line waiting for Kingpin** 3… 2… 1… **Mad Dogs music hits, he comes out behind the curtain dancing, he then looks in front of him and turns pale when he sees Kingpin standing there, Kingpin immediately turns around (the crowd get louder at this point). Mad Dog looks at Kingpin and gets out a knife. Kingpin smiles and shakes his head** FR - Oh my god, Mad Dog has just made a big mistake, you do not threaten Kingpin. **Kingpin kicks the knife out of his hand and then grabs the poor dog by the throat, he throws him from the stage down onto a concrete floor** JC - Good bye Mad Dog, good bye to your Royal Rumble chances… **Kingpin advances forward to the ring, Jammie genuinely goes white** FR - He is getting nearer there are four of the biggest wrestlers ever in the ring and it is them who are backing away and not Kingpin. JC - Damn it Kingpin is going to win the rumble, he has got such a big entrance… LD - That is probably because it is his last ever match. JC - Well in that case even more reason for him to win. **Kingpin places a hand on the top rope and gets into the ring, Chronos and Thunder charge at him with there weapons, Chronos smashes him around the head with the 2 by 4** LD - Oh my god… TJ - I know, I cant believe Chronos is still stealing the show with Kingpin in. LD - Look closer Tom… TJ - Oh lord. FR - Holy shit JC - F*ck me, this man is doomed. **The camera zooms in, Kingpin is fine but the 2 by 4 is broken. All four men flee the ring but Kingpin grabs Kannon** **Kannon gets on his knees and asks for a microphone** "Kingpin buddy, we are in this together, right?" **Kingpin does not look happy** "Remember when I left PFA, that was pretty cool huh? Me and you had some fun right?" **Kingpin picks Kannon up over his head, Kannon is still holding the microphone** 10… 9… "Kingpin (8…), dude, we are (7…) friends right?(6…)" **Kingpin keeps Kannon high above his head in his right hand and grabs the microphone with his left** "Now you know!" 6… **Kingpin throws the microphone to the outside (5…) and holds Kannon by both hands before launching him over his head and out of the ring** 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… **Blud's music hits, he is a big man and looks fairly confident, he walks into the ring and pushes Kingpin** JC - What a hotshot. LD - What a dumbass more like, who would push Kingpin? **Kingpin glares at him and tosses him over the top rope** JC - And that is all he wrote, good bye Blud, hope you enjoyed your little venture into the world of PFA! COMMERCIAL BREAK LD - Although unexpected this crap license with TNN has meant that there are going to be commercial breaks throughout this rumble. 5… 4… JC - By my watch it seems that there are 3 seconds left till the next entrant. 3… LD - I wouldn't want to be the next entrant, Chronos, Jammie, and Thunder are outside the ring looking at Kingpin, Mad Dog is injured and everyone else who has stepped in against Kingpin has fallen down, HARD! 2… 1… **Axl's music hits** FR - Oh boy, this is a man who knows how to make an impact. **Axl comes down to the ring wearing his murderer t-shirt** **Crowd boo** JC - I hate this bastard. **Axl gets into the ring and stares down Kingpin** FR - Both Kingpin and Axl are heels, the difference is Kingpin is respected and received a large pop while Axl is not respected and did not. JC - He isn't respected because he blew up the damn PFA Headquarters on September 10th, 1 day before the terrible happenings in America, that is why he isn't respected. **Axl and Kingpin lock up, Axl whips Kingpin into the ropes and floors him with a drop toe hold** LD - It looks like we are actually going to witness some wrestling. **Axl immediately locks on an armbar and Kingpin screams in pain trying to get out. Jammie boldly ventures towards the ring, he gets up on the turnbuckle and delivers a leg drop onto the face of Kingpin** LD - I think Jammie will live to regret that. FR - I think you're damn right! **Chris Thunder now gets in the ring leaving Chronos the only man outside the ring, Chronos moves over to FR, JC, TJ, and LD. He steals the head set from FR** Chronos - Chronos decided he would do a little colour commentary for now and cool down a bit. LD - How does it feel to be part of the rumble? Chronos - Did I say I would offer my incite with colour commentary or did I say I would do an interview? LD - You said… Chronos - Exactly, so let me get on with it. **Thunder locks on a second arm bar, Kingpin is now pinned down, Jammie goes to the outside and collects the iron pipe, he starts ramming it into the face of Kingpin** Chronos - Although Kingpin is a big man who needs to be took out I am not sure this is the right way about going about it. 10… 9… 8… LD - I certainly agree with you Chronos, Kingpin is now bleeding, they have busted the guy open. Chronos - Excellent. LD - Huh? I thought you said you were against this. Chronos - I am but if Kingpin is eliminated that is one less man for me to worry about. 7… 6… 5… 4… **Kingpin trys to struggle out of the armbars but is constantly in pain due to Jammie whacking into his face with the pipe** 3… 2… 1… **Mijo's music hits and he appears from behind the curtain to a nice reception, he is carrying a flaming 2 by 4** JC - It is Mijo's last match as well as Kingpin's, it will be interesting to see who lasts longer. **Mijo pops the 2 by 4 down and rushes into the ring. He looks at the 3 men beating on Kingpin. He then goes back outside and makes his way over to Chronos** Chronos - What does this idiot want? **Mijo pulls the headset off Chronos and throws him into the ring** FR - Finally I can talk again… **Mijo throws Chronos in the ring and points to Kingpin, Chronos just smiles and delivers a powerbomb to Mijo** LD - Damn it, that was uncalled for. FR - No it wasn't this is a Rumble, anything and everything is called for. **Chronos locks a sharpshooter on Mijo** LD - Mijo is in a sharpshooter, Kingpin is in a double arm bar and having his face hit constantly with an iron pipe, what will happen when we come back? COMMERCIAL BREAK JC - Welcome back, all is a bit hectic now, let me update you on what has happened, Rastaman and Fudge are now in the rumble but Kingpin managed to power out of the submission move he was in…check it out. -----ACTION REPLAY----- **Rastaman and Mijo are battling in one corner, Chronos and Fudge in the other and still Kingpin is being kept in that dangerous hold** JC - Kingpin has been in pain for over 5 minutes now, this is just plain unfair. **Rastaman delivers the Rasta drop to Mijo and walks over to the scene where Kingpin is bleeding, Rastaman grabs the iron pipe off Jammie and levels him with it (fans cheer)** FR - Finally somebody has a heart, somebody understands that being hit on the head for 5 minutes is not funny. **Rastaman looks down on Kingpin who is still in two arm bars, before Rastaman can make any decision Kingpin starts getting up** JC - How does he do this? **Kingpin gets out of the double armbar knocking both Thunder and Axl fall to the ground** ----- ACTION REPLAY ----- JC - As you can see, it is fairly amazing. **Kingpin is pummelling Axl in a corner, blood is still pouring from his head** **Jammie locks up with Rastaman and throws him to the outside** JC - A former NJW champion is now gone from the rumble, good bye Rastaman. 10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… ** "Party Hard" by Andrew WK hits and Dr. Pain comes out to a nice cheer** LD - His brother has already been eliminated but now it is time for Pain to prove himself in the rumble. **Pain runs into the ring and immediately goes at it with Fudge, Fudge puts up a good fight but Pain hits a killer punch that knocks Fudge over the top rope and out of the royal rumble** JC - Nice way to start the rumble for Dr. Pain, beautiful punch to old Fudge. FR - Let me remind you of the stats so far, 15 men have entered including myself, 7 have been eliminated, 7 are in the ring now and one namely Mad Dog is injured on the floor. JC - Jammie has been in the rumble the longest, he has been at it for 28 minutes, Chris Thunder 26 minutes and Chronos 24 minutes. **The camera pans around the action at the moment. Axl and Kingpin are going at it, Thunder and Jammie are working away on Chronos while Pain and Mijo are brawling in the centre of the ring** LD - Action is going on everywhere you look, any comments you want to make at this stage Rob? FR - I am a little disappointed at the rate of elimination; Chronos,
Jammie, and Thunder are all going strong, it is all getting a
little bit samey, I expect one of them will go soon though. FR - I expect so, but I bet none can last for 40. **Kingpin whips Axl into the ropes and catches him with a thunderous chokeslam** LD - I can't imagine they'll be much longer for Axl in this rumble, firstly he is up against Kingpin and secondly he has taken a lot of punishment. FR - Then again you have to wonder how long Kingpin can last, after all he has taken the biggest beating of all, look at the state of his forehead. **Kingpin locks in the Kingpin crossface on Axl who starts tapping out. Thorny goes over to Wilson asking if that means he is eliminated by Wilson luckily corrects Thorny** 10… 9… 8… **Pain pulls Kingpin off Axl before being treated to a kick to the head, Pain falls through the second rope and to the outside** 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… **Archangel comes from behind the curtain, before he can proceed in his usual walk he is attacked from behind by a limping Mad Dog. Mad Dog picks up Archangel and slams him on the steel ramp** JC - He is back after being thrown onto concrete from Kingpin at his best, let's give the guy credit. **Mad Dog drops three elbows on Archangel and then locks him in a boston crab** FR - Look out Chronos is coming to help. **Chronos runs down the ramp and takes Mad Dog's head off with a clothesline, he continues to dish out punishment on the ramp with a mean DDT** TJ - Mad dog is suffering a lot, first it was Kingpin, now it is Chronos. LD - The funny thing is Mad Dog has been in this thing for fifteen minutes now yet he hasn't seen the ring. **Chronos pushes Mad Dog down the ramp** LD - I think he is about to though. (10…) 9… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… **Spider and Steve Williams come out at the same time. They both turn and look at each other as if to say "this is my slot, why are you here?"** JC - This is the sixteenth entrant, seventeenth including Fat Rob. Spider was originally meant to come out at 15 and Williams at 16, must have been some sort of mix up I guess. **Spider and Steve Williams both walk to the ring together, ignoring Archangel, Chronos and Mad Dog** **As soon as the two men get in the ring they start fighting each other** FR - This ring is really starting to fill up, and I mean REALLY starting to fill up. **After flooring Steve Williams Spider runs over to Axl, Axl clotheslines Spider out of the rumble** JC - Yet another entrant who didn't last long. FR - I am losing count of what is going on, can you explain who is where because I don't even know who half of these wrestles are. LD - Jesus, you are thick. Kingpin is taking a breather in the corner, Dr. Pain is going at it with Mijo, Thunder and Jammie are fighting, Williams and Axl are fighting. Mad Dog, Archangel and Chronos are all outside. 10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2…. 1… BWAH HA HA HA HA JC - Oh good lord, you know who is don't you? BWAH HA HA HA HA **Deathwart appears from behind the curtain with lionheart** "I am the almighty deathwart, BWAH HA HA HA, and with me I have brought Lionheart!" "We will annihilate and conquer, BWAH HA HA HA!" "Come Lionheart, let us get Kingpin and teach him about who we are BWAH HA HA HA!" **Kingpin cocks an eyebrow and stands tall in the ring challenging them, Lionheart runs in first, Kingpin goes for a punch but Lionheart ducks it, Kingpin goes for a kick and Lionheart falls out of the ring and is eliminated** JC - Ha, ha, this is hilarious, looks like Deathwart's big entrance has failed. "Damn you Lionheart, I will now take him out on my own." **Deathwart gets in the ring but before Kingpin can get hold of him Chris Thunder dropkicks Deathwart out of the rumble** JC - Deathwart lasted all of 2secs in the ring, however that counts as 45secs due to the time it took him to complete his entrance. FR - Ten men are in the ring, ten men have been eliminated and there are 14 men to enter the rumble! **Archangel, Chronos and Mad Dog have all advanced into the ring now** TJ - Who's you money on to win the rumble DeLeon? LD - I really don't think the winner is in the rumble yet, as much as I believe it could be Chronos, Pain, Jammie, Thunder, or Kingpin, I don't think our winner is here. They have either been competing too long, don't have what it takes or have suffered too big a beating to win. **Mijo throws Archangel out of the rumble** LD - There goes another man, Archangel has been eliminated! 10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… **Dare Devil comes out to the ring** JC - Business just picked up… TJ - You damn right it did, Dare Devil is one bad son of a bitch… **Some wrestlers back into corners just as they originally did however one brave bastard in Mad Dog walks forward to take him on…** JC - Mad Dog is locking up with Dare Devil, a dare in itself considering the shit Mad Dog has already been through. **Dare Devil slams Mad Dog into the canvas, a scream of pain is let out. Mad Dog gets up and is yet again slammed into the mat** **As these two are fighting Mijo runs in with a clothesline, Dare Devil dodges just in time but Mijo takes both himself and Mad Dog out. As his feet hit the ground although he is disappointed Mijo raises his hands and gets a big cheer for his valiant effort** JC - Well that is the last match Mijo will compete in and although it must be upsetting to be out he must be happy with his effort. FR - I picked Mad Dog to do well in this thing and he has, with 21 minutes in the rumble he cannot feel down about that at all, great stuff. **Jammie clotheslines Chris Thunder who goes over the top rope** LD - Did you just see that? FR - I saw it damn it! TJ - Chris Thunder is out, I can't believe it. JC - Things are really starting to shape up now. LD - Let's look who is left now; we got Kingpin, Dr. Pain, Jammie, Dare Devil, Steve Williams, Chronos and Axl. FR - Considering how full the ring was a minute ago, seven people doesn't seem that much anymore. 10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… **Lindsey Charity comes to the ring** FR - Let's see what Lindsey can bring to the ring. **Lindsey gets in the ring, Dare Devil immediately throws Lindsey out** JC - Not a lot is the answer! **Axl runs over to Dare Devil just as Lindsey gets thrown out, Axl is treated the same way with a simple hip toss over the top rope** FR - Is it me or would I be correct in saying Dare Devil means business? LD - You damn right Dare Devil means business! **Dr. Pain delivers a vicious backbreaker to Kingpin flooring the poor guy** FR - Nice move from Dr. Pain on Kingpin JC - Kingpin is a big guy but Pain is wearing him down. **Chronos and Jammie are also going for it in the corner (wrestling of course)** JC - Both Chronos and Jammie have been in this thing for over 30mins yet they are still giving it there all. LD - Chronos, Jammie, Dare Devil, Kingpin, Dr. Pain, and Steve Williams all want to be the last champion. 10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… **TDG Yancey comes out to the ring** JC - Yancey is a bit of a legend himself, and with a good draw perhaps he can win the rumble. FR - That's like saying Deathwart can win… JC - But Deathwart is gone? FR - Exactly my point. JC - Williams is a great athlete and he has shown it in this rumble. **Yancey gets up and delivers a low blow to Williams making him buckle over. Yancey climbs up to the turnbuckle but as he gets ready to jump Williams gets up and pushes him off the turnbuckle to the outside** FR - Yancey is out of the rumble. **Chronos, Jammie and Pain are all going at it in some sort of free for all style fight. Dare Devil, Williams, and Kingpin are all taking breathers in different corners. Pain suddenly unleashed "Incision" on Chronos, Chronos falls to the floor. Pain then clotheslines Jammie over the top rope eliminating him from the rumble** JC - One word about Jammie's performance in the (10…) rumble, wow. He gave it his all but at the end of the day his all wasn't enough. 9… 8… FR - Jammie lasted 37minutes and eliminated 2 people, that is what I call a man who can endure serious pain. 7… 6… 5… 4… JC - Do you think he is pissed off considering that he has thrived for the PFA title for years? FR - No, he should be proud of (3..) what he has achieved. 2… 1… **Rob Freund comes down the aisle and into the ring** FR - Big Rob Freund is here, an NTICW legend, not even Kingpin can stop him, not even Dare Devil, not even Chronos not even huh? Dr. Pain **Dr. Pain eliminates Rob Freund** JC - So much for Freund being a great in this rumble, he is a fucking joke. **Dr. Pain poses but the smile is wiped off his face when Kingpin delivers a big boot to the head that sends him over the top rope** JC - Kingpin has now eliminated more people than any other wrestler, he has eliminated four men whilst Chronos whom is still in the ring has eliminated an impressive three. TJ - Kingpin and Dare Devil are going at it, Chronos has gone outside yet again. **Chronos picks up a steel chair and takes it back in the ring** FR - Not more weapons, Kingpin has only just stopped bleeding. **Chronos sizes the two men up, Dare Devil turns around and gets levelled with the chair, Kingpin turns around and gets levelled also** JC - That is one way to get the job done I will give Chronos that.. TJ - 20 men are gone, four men are in the ring and 10 are still to come in. **Williams walks over to Chronos but is smashed on the head with a steel chair** FR - Good night Williams. 10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… **Rick Flame comes to the ring** JC - Kingpin talked about the dangers of moments like this, let me put it this way, now is not a good time to be in the ring because Rick Flame is a legend. TJ - Yeah but we said that about Freud. **Flame stands on the ramp smiling** FR - Is this a rip off of how Kingpin entered the ring? TJ - Looks more like a pre-match ritual to me. **Flame throws his leather jacket to the crowd whom cheer and then slowly paces down to the ring** **Chronos is still holding a chair in the ring and threatens to bust Flame up if he comes in the ring, Flame gets in the ring and sure enough Chronos cracks him over the head with a chair. Flame falls into the corner busted open and then tells Chronos to hit him again, Chronos does and more blood is shed. Still Flame taunts Chronos asking him to hit him again. Chronos goes to hit him but Flame ducks out the way pushes Chronos to the floor and locks him in the figure four leg lock** JC - Good grief, Chronos has to be in serious pain now. FR - One would certainly expect so… 10… 9… JC - Is it me or is this countdown particularly early? 8… 7… LD - No it isn't early it is just the fact that Flame to ages to get to the ring. 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… **Brandon runs out to the ring and immediately goes for Steve Williams** **Brandon puts Steve Williams in a headlock before transforming it into a bulldog. Steve Williams falls on the floor in pain but when both men are back up on their feet Williams delivers a powerful jackhammer to Brandon** **Meanwhile Chronos is receiving a beating from Rick Flame, after escaping from the figure four leg lock Chronos suffers the effects of a piledriver** **Brandon is assisted by Dare Devil, Dare Devil spears Williams taking the big guy down. Brandon gets up. Kingpin captures the attention of Dare Devil with a snapmare. Brandon throws Williams out of the rumble** JC - An interesting display of action with very little commentary, why the quietness? TJ - I am out of breathe just watching this thing mate. ** "Monstrous" hits the PA system and Monster Nate comes out** JC - What the hell? Why was there no countdown? FR - Not sure mate, maybe Nate is making an impact… **Monster Nate strolls down to the ring and makes his way into the ring, the first man he looks at is Chronos. Chronos runs forward and locks up with Nate. Nate pushes Chronos to the floor and immediately follows it up with a BBW sharpshooter, when this is locked on the crowd gets loud, even louder than when Kingpin initially entered the rumble for his last ever match** JC - The sharpshooter is on, the sharpshooter is on!!!!! LD - I just got a message from Garland, he says that the countdown system has stopped working so he is sending people out when he chooses, he says this may result in nobody coming out for hours or quick bursts of wrestlers coming out. **Gurff comes from behind the curtain** LD - Looks like Garland just sent Gurff out. **Gurff runs in and immediately pushes Nate making him lose balance and let go of the BBW Sharpshooter, Nate pushes Gurff back but Gurff goes over the top rope** TJ - Don't f*ck with Nate! **Nate then picks up the fallen Chronos and disposes of him over the top rope** FR - Chronos is gone, but boy did he last a long time, that man has probably lasted the longest of all the wrestlers, give that guy a cheer. **Fans do applaud as Chronos leaves, the chant "hardcore icon" echoes throughout the arena** JC - Still Dare Devil is in, still Kingpin is in, Brandon, Nate and Rick Flame are also in the rumble **Rick Flame dropkicks Brandon who falls over the top rope** TJ - And then there were four. **Deadly J appears** JC - Nope, there are five now… **Deadly J rushes into the ring and immediately goes for Kingpin** TJ - These two men hate each other, this should be interesting. **Deadly J throws Kingpin out of the rumble** FR - Oh yes he has done it, Kingpin is out and by none other than Deadly J, what a genius. JC - Deadly J just pushed Monster out as well. **Deadly J now just have Flame and Dare Devil left in the ring** **Flame and J start going at it. Flame hits a pump handle slam on J. J gets up trips up flame and locks on the painkiller, as Flame screams in Pain another man appears on the ramp** JC - Look who it is! **Diamond Heart stands there smiling** **Diamond Heart runs into the ring, Deadly J sees him coming and throws him out immediately** FR - I think this guy is a contender to win the rumble!!!! **Flame and J start brawling once again, Flame goes to throw J out but he feels two hands on his right shoulder, he turns around and sees Kingpin** JC - He was thrown out, this isn't right. **Kingpin pulls Flame down and then takes something out of his pocket** "See this sledgehammer!" BOOM! **Kingpin cracks Deadly J over the head with a sledgehammer** "Never take the piss out of me again, I saw that interview you did and it was about as pathetic as you Deadly J" **Kingpin throws Deadly J over the top rope** JC - I think I better inform you now that although Deadly J through Nate and Kingpin out they went through the middle rope…what? You didn't really think he could eliminate them did you. **JLC, Joe Dale, Crucifix, and Dom all stand on the ramp** FR - So Garland has decided to let the remaining 4 men come out at the same time. JC - Perhaps he has sent them as a tribe to eliminate that damn Monster Nate… LD - We can only hope FR - Is it only me and TJ who wasn't paid to hate Nate? TJ - Looks like it. LD - Eight men now stand in the ring; Nate, Kingpin, Dare Devil, Ricky Flame, Joe Dale, JLC, Crucifix, and Dom. Things are about to get ugly. **Nate runs for Dom and Dale, he delivers a double clothesline sending them both out of the rumble** **Dare Devil goes for JLC, JLC is thrown out of the ring very quickly, as is Crucifix when Flame throws him out** **Dare Devil, Kingpin, Nate and Flame look at each other, these are the four men that have got to the end, these are the four men that really deserve the credit** JC - I can't believe it is down to just four men now, how can you possibly choose a winner out of these four? **Flame whips Nate into the ropes, ropes smashes into Dare Devil who is grappling with Kingpin, Devil falls out of the ring** TJ - Three men are left. **Kingpin throws Flame out of the ring at the same time, Nate turns around to see Kingpin and vice versa, Nate winks at Kingpin** JC - This is what we all thought it would boil down to, Kingpin and Nate. TJ - Last time these two men met it was Bob "Kingpin" Anderson who came out on top, however this time will the tale be different? LD - I would have to say yes, Nate has had a lot less time than Kingpin. **Nate and Kingpin lock up, Nate whips Kingpin into the ropes and runs through for a clothesline, Kingpin runs out of the way and Nate stumbles over the ropes, Nate holds on and turns around to greet Kingpin again** TJ - Oh boy this is nasty!
JC - He's done it again! **Ding, ding** TJ - I can't believe this guy, he has done it again! FR - Two rumbles and two times he has been better than Nate. **Kingpin gets into the ring as Wilson greets him giving him the PFA Heavyweight Championship and a trophy declaring him to be the ultimate wrestler** Wilson - "Well fans I have waited a long time to find the ultimate wrestling in e-wrestling, it's been a long wait but I have finally found him, congratulations Kingpin." **Nate gets into the ring** LD - I expect he is bitter now. **Nate extends his hand to Kingpin** Nate - "Congratulations Kingpin, this time you were the better man." JC - What about that for sportsmanship? TJ - Wilson's career as a President is over but for NGW this is just the beginning. JC - Well done to all participants and from Wilson, it's been a good one. SHOW ENDS NAME LASTED ELIMINATED BY
Nate's total: 66/90 Individual RP's
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