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:Sable: :Stacy Keibler: :Kurt Angle: |
:JR: :The King: :Chris Jericho: |
 :: "Stratusfaction" blasts over the P.A system as the new IWA woman's champion, Trish Stratus walks out onto the stage, The crowd erupt in loud cheers for the new woman's champion as she then makes her way down to the ring with the title strapped around her waist :: ((~*Good O'l JR*~)) Well here comes our new woman's champion, Trish Stratus who beat Torrie Wilson on Raw to become the new woman's champion, Congratulations Trish ((~*Puppy Mad.. The King*~)) Yeah the magificent Trish Stratus!
:: Trish climbs the steel steps and climbs into the ring and takes the title of from around her waist and then raises the title in the air as the fans cheer even more, She then signals for a mic, when she recieves the mic she begins to speak :: ((~*IWA Woman's Champion.. Trish Stratus*~)) Well hate to say i told you so but Torrie *laughs a little* I told you so! Torrie i said id kick your ass and i did, I also said that i would walk out the new woman's champion and i did so in future Torrie just face facts and believe what i say because the words from my moth speak the truth just as i proves on raw when i beat you for this title.. You seem to say i lie alot, well urm didn't you say you would beat me to remain woman's the champ? and did that happen? no it didn't so therefore it looks like the only lier around here is you Torrie! So please Torrie stop lieing to all your fans and face reality, back in the WWE i was better then you and here in the IWA i am better then you and i proved that so stop wasting your time on me and do something useful like learning how to wrestle! Now it seems like i have another bitch that i need to take care of now and she knows who im talking about, Yes you SABLE! Do you really think that attacking me after my susscessful win against Torrie was going to prove anything?! it just proved that your another bitch who needs tought a lesson not to mess with the best! and you got it the best is ME! Sable your not proving anything to me, i see it as ne being a threat you so you have to attack me from behind! ha what a loser! you couldn't do it face to face could you, you just had to be a coward and attack me from behind, well next week on Raw their's gonna be no attacking from behind, it's gonna me me and you one on one for the my title and please don't think that you will be walkingout as the new champ because it ain't happening! This title is mine now and i rightfully deserve it and i am no hurry to lose it just yet, expecially to a skank like you! You say you don't like me Sable, Oooh my heart bleeds! do you really think i care if you like me or not, you do? awwww that's so sweet! but really Sable i coudn't give a damm what you think of me! and next week on Raw you will get what's coming to you just like Torrie did and you better hope that you don't get delivered the stratusfaction because baby it hurts and it ceratinly aint pretty and if you don't believe me just ask Torrie because she know's exactly how the stractusfaction feels *laughs* Sable you will walk in to this match as the challenger and you will walk out as the loser providing i don't beat your ass so bad that you won't be able to walk back out! and that's all you will ever me to me, a challanger.. I intend to keep this title for quite some time and when or if i do lose this title it will be to a worthy opponant and not some trash bag hoe like you! Sable you seem to think i have a lack of talent and in your own words that i am a no talented hussy, Hmm well if i had no talent then why am i the IWA woman's champion? But then again i only beat Torrie Wilson for it so it's not that much of of a accomishment but still none the less i am the woman's champion and if i had no talent then how come i was a four times woman's champion back in the WWE and that was competing against women like Jazz and Victoria who are tough as nails and who have real wrestling skills and while i was busting my ass off night after night in the ring and competing for the woman's title or defending it you were on Smackdown with the not so talented divas humping away with Vince MacMahon! and doing nothing to do with wrestling apart from pissing Stephanie McMahon off and trying to sleep with as many Smackdown superstars as you could! So if anyone is a no talented hussy Sable it's YOU! And on Raw we will see who is the one with the talent and you can bet your ass that it aint you! Oh and i almost forgot, how could i foget.. The stimilation of this match is a paddle on a pole match, Well get ready Sable because you in for a spanking of a lifetime! but it certainly won't be pleasurable for you Sable ah hell no as we both know it will be painful and i will enjoy spanking the life out of you and watching you scream out in pain just like you did to me last week on Raw! payback's gonna be a bitch Sable just like you are and once you step in the ring with me you will so wish you never attacked me last week but you did and so you can't get out of it now, you can run and hide all you like but i will find you and when i do, you will pay for what you did to me you no good whore! Now it also looks like Torrie is the special guest referee, well Torrie you better call this match straight down the middle because if you don't i have something very nasty in store for you, no'one likes a sore loser so just because i beat you last week for the title you better not piss me off in this match by screwing me over! You might of thought it was funny what Sable did to me last week but you won't find it funny if you screw me over in this match because i will spank the the hell out of you aswell as i will Sbale if you do! and that certainly won't be all! got it?! Now you would think that i would be really pissed of coming out here because of what Sable did to me on Raw but i just won the woman's title! so i couldn't be pissed off if i tryed, I mean i am pissed off for what she did but that comes second, what comes first is happiness for winning this title and im not gonna let a jezebel like Sable ruin that moment for me despite ruining my moment after i just won the title but the main fact is that im still the womans champ, it's not as if what she did lost me the title, she's just jelous that she aint me, I mean she said it was just to prove that she's here and not to be ignored and blah blah blah but then why did she come after just me? It's simple Sable is jelous of me and she's always saying that all the women want to be her and all the men come to see her, well that's a lie concidering she wants to be me and the men infact come to see me and Stacy and i suppose mabie Torrie too but like who cares about her.. Sable get a life and make a real name for yourself instead of the usual slut that we seem to get here in the wrestling business and get ready for Raw because your gonna need all the luck you can get because come next week on Raw your ass is gonna have something in common with the show name, it's gonna become red RAW! Now before i go i just want to congratulate my good friend Stacy's engagement to Kurt and the very best of luck to you both :: Trish hands the mic back as her music re-hits the P.A system and the fans cheer.. She walks over to the ropes and climbs through them and jumps down and walks back up the ramp and then dissapears backstge ::
:: Trish is backstage reading a book when Chris Jericho comes up to her from behind and snatches the book of her and starts looking through it, but not actually paying real attention to it :: |
~*Commerical Break/Later That Night*~
