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December 19, 2001 Edition

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"King Vitamin" in an undated photo.

DATELINE FLASH! - (TWW) The Terror once again proved to all wrestling fans that he is the lowest form of life there is.

At Monday's Big Time Wrestling event, Terror diplayed his unspeakable cowardice by hiding within a giant novelty box of King Vitamin brand cereal when the honourable and noble Cooleroy entered the building.

"It made me sick to my stomach," said Trudy Rooney of Blank Stare, 23, who was attending the matches with her sons Tyler, 4, and Vernon, 8. "What kind of man does he think he is?"

The Terror's disgusting antics were not received negatively by all, however. "That was pretty awesome, man," cried G-Man, 18, of The South Side. "You just never know, like, what he's gonna do next. It's great that he's back."

Cooleroy was less amused, however. "You can hide in a box," he told our reporter, "you can hide in a Thing; but you will never escape from me, Terror. Not after what you pulled."

King Vitamin, left, was unavailable for comment.