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December 21, 2001 Edition
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James T. Moonshine
in an undated photo

DATELINE FLASH! - (TWW) Yesterday evening, the Whirl's newsroom received a phone call from the lowlife fugitive, James T. Moonshine. Moonshine did not reveal where he was, though through Caller ID, his location was narrowed down to a payphone.

"Listen. When all the news really comes out about what went on," Moonshine claimed, "there's gonna be some real heads rollin', see." Moonshine also assured us, "Scandal!"

When asked whether he had any part in the almost certain murder of Don Tennant, Moonshine said, "No siree. Alls I know is what I was hearin', see, when I was down to the bar. Ayuh. See, I heard a lot when I was down to the bar and all. That's why I'm hiding out, see."

Sergeant Richard York of The Police Department, when informed of the call seconds after we had received it said, "We want to assure Mr. Moonshine that he is not a suspect, and there are no criminal charges pending whatsoever. We only want to speak with him."

Moonshine, suspect in the murder of Mr. Don Tennant, is still at large. His call, lasting just over three minutes ended abruptly when he declared, "Ahh, corn, man," and hung up the receiver. A full trace of the call could not be established.

The Whirl proudly has started a reward fund for information leading the capture of Moonshine. It currently stands at $0.52. If you have any information in this case, please contact The Police Department.