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December 23, 2001 Edition
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Unkown Female dines with Tony the Tiger,
in an undated photo.

DATELINE FLASH! - (TWW) Tony the Tiger was questioned Friday evening at The Police Station in the on-going investigation into the mysterious death of Mr. Don Tennant.

Mr. Tiger arrived at approximately 6:30pm, dressed in a well-tailored navy sport jacket with twill trousers. He wore a white dress shirt, open at the collar, but with a 14K gold chain about his neck, with a bejewelled medallion bearing the likeness of himself on his chest. He refused to speak with our reporters.

Sergeant Richard York of The Police Department gave a short briefing after the questioning was completed, at approximately 7:23pm. "We can not at this time make any comment on the content of our meeting with Mr. Tiger this evening," Sergeant York told our reporter. "But we can confirm that it is a part of our continuing investigation of the circumstances surrounding the death of Mr. Tennant, yes."

After leaving The Police Station, Tony sped away in his custom 2002 Tigermobile, with sunroof and bucket seats, to arrive in time for a dinner reservation at trendy Fung-Ho, an oriental restaurant. There he dined with an unknown female, left, and several enchanting young persons.

Our reporter was able to get confirmation from Bo-Shu Nagoyen, the waiter serving Tony's table, that indeed Tony "ordered the combination platter." Further Mr. Nagoyen was able to affirm, "That is Tony the Tiger, eating with some friends."

The main suspect in the case, Mr. James T. Moonshine, is still at large.