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 DATELINE FLASH! - (TWW) In an ominous phone call late last evening, a mysterious anonymous caller informed The Whirl that he had "a whole dossier full of information about the murder of Thundercat." Thundercat, beloved perfomer and personality, was killed in a fire in 1995 shortly after returning home from a successful stint working full time in the PWL. Though officially classified as an accident, the fire has long been suspected of being deliberatly set to kill the wrestler. "I've got some of the most damning evidence yet," said our mysterious caller, "and it's high well irrefutable." The caller would not reveal his identity, nor the sources of his information, but we at The Whirl were immediately convinced of his sincerity. "I have no reason to make this up," said the caller, "In fact, I'm placing myself in great danger by doing this." Asked why, therefore, he is endangering himself in this way, the caller said, "Justice, man. Justice." Among many other interesting pieces of evidence the caller claims to have collected are: Testimony from at least two witnesses to an indisputable admission of guilt in setting the fire, made by the alleged perpetrator, shortly after Thundercat's death; Eyewitness accounts of the survey made of the area after the fire, which contradict later reports in which Thundercat was variably charged with 'playing with matches,' and 'smoking in bed;' and a collection of numerous overt and occult references to the fire and the alleged perpetrator in interviews, artwork, and musical compositions. The caller assured us that when his work of collecting evidence was completed that he would forward a copy of the entire dossier to the editor's office at The Whirl. One staffer's report that the mystery caller was James T. Moonshine could not be substantiated. |
