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 DATELINE FLASH! - (TWW) In a move that has stunned the wrestling world, wrestling legend Joe The Giant delivered wrestler/promoter The Terror the mother of all insults last evening. The Whirl is proud to have brought you this news before anyone else. Our informant tells us that last evening into the early morning hours of today, JTG and Terror were involved in a lengthy discussion using an on-line electronic messenging programme. Our informant assured us, "It was some real discussion. Discussion. Yep. Heh-heh." Apparently the negotiations between the two men became so intense that at approximately 12:45am his local time, JTG fell asleep while still talking to Terror. Terror was undoubtedly insulted by this slight. "Uh, yeah. I'm not even going to ask him about it," said one worker for Terror's TWO concern, on condition of anonymity. "I mean, you know just how tough Terror takes insults and all. Since all his life, growing up, he never once had to listen to anyone insulting him, or blaming him for someone else's problems, using him as a scapegoat for stuff that's really the fault of the person who's doing the blaming, or nothing like that. That's probably why he's such an angry fellow today, you know." We at The Whirl were all very gratified to hear of Joe's well-thought out and perfectly executed slight. JTG was less than gracious, however, when our staff attempted to offer our thanks to him for delivering the welcome insult. "What? Who are you?" said Joe when we called him by phone. "How do you people know what I did? I'm tired of having to chase away that guy you keep sending around, by the way." When asked about the specifics of his insult to The Terror, JTG responded, "I wasn't insulting anyone. What are you talking about? I was just chatting with the man, and I sent a message. Then I laid back on the bed for a moment, to rest my back. The next thing I knew, it was quarter to five in the morning, and the stupid computer was still connected to the internet. How is that an insult? If anything, I feel stupid about it. Why are you bringing it up?" "Well at least," said one Whirl staffer, "you put out the cigarette before you laid down. You didn't burn your house down." "What?" replied Joe. "There wasn't any cigarette. I don't smoke. What in the world is wrong with you?" At this, our staffer turned to another staffer and confided, "He was probably smoking in bed." JTG terminated the phone call by declaring, "Mah," and hanging up the receiver. We are left with only conjecture as to the impact his insult of The Terror will have in the wrestling world at large. "I think it's wonderful," said Whirl staffer Mogreasha in a phone call from her remote cabin upstate. "It's about time that that Terror and his hateful TWO concern were insulted publicly and honourably. I think this really just goes to show that Terror realizes that time is really running short for him and his hate crime syndicate." The Terror was unavailable for comment. |
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