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A stack of flapjacks, in an undated photo.

DATELINE FLASH! - (TWW) In a move that has stunned the wrestling world, the one and only Joe The Giant has been reported to have enjoyed him some flapjacks.

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"Hoo, yeah, you got that right, baby.  Griddlecakes in the house, is what I'm sayin'.  Some serious batter flippin', syrup dippin', pancake stackin', hot flapjackin', slack!" said one industry insider on condition of anonymity.

JTG is said to have had a stack of flapjacks covered with maple syrup with a side of orange juice sometime within the past seventy-two hours.  Whether the flapjacks were buttermilk or buckwheat is still a matter of controversy.

"Well, I've known him to eat buttermilk," said Daisy Mae Lynch, a waitress at The Diner over on 7th Street.  "But he does like the buckwheat."

Industry watchers are concerned, however, over JTG's usage of maple syrup.

"Yeah, I'm concerned over JTG's usage of maple syrup," said one industry watcher.  "I know that he likes maple syrup and all, but I really thought that he liked that strawberry syrup the best.  I'm really not sure what to make of this."

We at The Whirl believe that the syrup incident is indicative of a larger problem.  When we reached JTG to ask him about the hotcakes, he replied rather brusquely, "I have no idea what you're talking about.  I didn't eat any pancakes."

JTG further informed us, "Listen here.  Quit calling me.  I've already told you that I didn't eat any pancakes.  Why do you keep calling?  It's the middle of the night here," after which he hung up on us again.

Rest assured that we at The Whirl will get to the bottom of this story.

Timouthey, whom Whirl staffer Mogreasha figured probably had something to do with putting JTG in such a bad mood, was unavailable for comment.

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