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My little boy, Duke, said that he heard some of the bigger kids at school saying that they thought The Terror was "cool."

Of course, I was immediately horrified and I called the principal and the superintendent of schools asking that these children be disciplined. They thought I was over-reacting to the situation.

What is your opinion?

Sincerely,
Mrs. Freddie Splot

Dear Mrs. Splot,
Rest assured that you did not over-react in any way. This sort of hate crime can not go unpunished, especially in our school system.
I would suggest that you remove little Duke from that school as soon as possible. Insist that good children only cheer for honourable performers, such as Timouthey.
Together, we can make it through this dark time.

Mogreasha

Mogreasha:

I am a fan of the TWO, and I don't think you're being a fair critic of the talent in that organization. I think they are doing a fine job and don't need noise from a hack like you.

Sincerely,
Dr. Jarvis Pukeman


Doctor Pukeman:
I doubt seriously your credentials, saying what you do.
Mogreasha

CONFIDENTIAL TO JTM:

Dear "JTM,"

It's Mogreasha.

Mogreasha