Dear Mogreasha, First of
all your stupid. I dont like to read you and your no
good.
The Terror is awesome and the TWO is cool. It is the
coolest wrestling federation ever, because its the most
entertaining. And your stupid if you cant see that.
The PWL is old and they arent entertaining like the TWO.
Terror knows what fans want to see. You prolly wont print
this letter because you cant take the fact that TWO rules
and Timouthey cant wrestle.
Sluggo Rankout
Dear Sluggo,
I am, of course, happy to print your "letter."
If ever there was a finer example of what is wrong with
the TWO fanbase than your "letter," I'm sure I
don't know what it is.
Enjoy your moment of fame.
Mogreasha
Dear Mogreasha,
With all due respect, I really have to wonder what is the
problem with Terror and the TWO?
I think they're cutting edge and a refreshing change from
the same old thing.
I don't think you've ever even watched the TWO.
I'd be willing to buy you a ticket to any TWO show you'd
like. I know you'd like it if you saw it.
Yours,
Niles Punchey
Dear Niles,
With all due respect in return, I don't need
to see the TWO to know that it is nothing but a hate
crime syndicate.
I've seen The Terror and I've seen the way he operates.
I've seen enough to know that anything that Terror puts
on is unfit for human consumption.
I appreciate your offer of buying me a ticket, however.
You are clearly a considerate man. I would suggest that
you distance yourself from the TWO concern, and
concentrate on honourable performers, such as Timouthey.
Believe me, there is no place for kindness and
consideration in the TWO. I know. I know all about it.
Mogreasha
Dear Mogreasha,
Me and my brother like the TWO. We think the Terror is
great. We hope to grow up like him one day. We want him
to win all the time. We think he is the best ever.
The Terror is better than Timouthey. You should like the
Terror. He is nice.
Billy
Dear Billy,
I am sorry to learn of the mental disability of you and
your brother.
Mogreasha
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