January 15, 2003
Fleet Center
Boston, Massachusetts
PAUL MARSHALL: That we definitely do!! Time for some wrestling that's worth watching unlike most of the crap out there!! Tonight we're gonna do it right!! I mean hell, look at our main event.. Captain Crush is gonna get beat to hell by the evil Darksider!! Our world champ is gonna lay down the law like he always does!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: I wouldn't bet on it Paul. Crusher is hungry and more than capable. He may win this nontitle match just to prove a point. Another match where there's a point to prove is Crippler versus David Wilson.
PAUL MARSHALL: That's true. Crippler may be the man to beat Wilson, but unfortunately tonight the demented moron David isn't putting the belt on the line. But I think tonight Crippler is gonna beat the hell out of him.
CHAD BORDEAUX: He may well do it. But the question to be answered now is whether anyone can stop the new unstoppable force in the RAWF. The man who has quickly grabbed the Intercontinental title defends it against the tested and true Halie and the newcomer Serj Taylor.
PAUL MARSHALL: It's time to find out!! Let's go to the announcer.
Intercontinental
Title
vs. 
vs. 
Serj Taylor
vs. Halie vs. Spawn
RING ANNOUNCER: The following Triple Threat Match is for the intercontinental Championship!!! Introducing first, the challenger, weighing in at 120 pounds, Halie!!!
Independent Woman by Destiny's Child plays as Halie comes onto the stage for a warm reaction and plays to the crowd. She bounces to the ring energetically and awaits the opponents.
RING ANNOUNCER: Her opponent, Making his RAWF Debut, Serj Taylor!!!!
The crowd buzzes at the the newcomers first entrance, but clearly has not made up their minds about him yet as he comes to the ring and gets into it opposite of Halie.
RING ANNOUNCER: Their opponent, the Real Action Wrestling Federation IC Champion, weighing 285 pounds, Spawn!!!!
The crowd jumps behind Spawn as he enters onto the stage and looks out at them intently. His IC title is flung over his right shoulder as he saunters to the ring, leaps onto the apron, and steps through the ropes. The Bell sounds.
CHAD BORDEAUX: And here we go! Wonderful opportunity for this rookie Serj Taylor in his first match for the IC title!
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah but can he make the most out of it? We will soon find out as Serj now locks up with the IC champion! It's anyone's moment right now. No one is getting the advantage as they struggle for the upperhand.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Spawn takes the easy way and brings up a knee to the midsection of Serj! Spawn with an armdrag to Serj and Serj bounces right back up- and into a hiptoss by Spawn!
PAUL MARSHALL: They forget about the lovely and deadly Halie though and Spawn turns around into a spinning heel kick from Halie! Halie right to her feet and so is Spawn and Serj! Halie bounces off the ropes and comes back-
CHAD BORDEAUX: Cross Body across both Serj and Spawn taking them both down and Halie landing on top of them! Halie rolls to her feet and falls for an elbow drop on Serj! Serj rolls right out of the way and to his feet and goes for the leg drop on Halie!
PAUL MARSHALL: Halie follows Taylor's lead and rolls clear of the move and to her feet and drops a leg drop of her own that Taylor again dodges and is up! Taylor for the elbow drop and Finally Halie breaks the string of escapes by escaping to the safety of the outside of the ring as Taylor elbow's nothing but the mat.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Meanwhile Spawn laying in wait for the opportunity and jumps on Serj Taylor with repeated stomps to the back and head! Taylor begins to roll away but Spawn stays right on him with more stomps until Serj rolls right out of the ring!
PAUL MARSHALL: Halie up on the outside catching her breath on the other side of the steps and Serj spies her as he gets up! Serj charges... and catapults himself first up onto and then off the steps!!! FLYING CLOTHESLINE slamming into Halie!
CHAD BORDEAUX: What an impressive burst of speed there by Serj, Serj begins to pull Halie back to her feet, but Spawn in the ring backs up and runs forward! Plancha over the ropes and connecting into both combatants outside the ring!! Like a train wreck!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Spawn getting to his feet but so is Serj and Halie! Spawn backs up and waits! Spawn charges in with a vicious double clothesline-
CHAD BORDEAUX: But Halie ducks and Spawn only connects with Serj Taylor, He was hit so hard with The End that he did flip in mid air before landing hard on the concrete floor! Halie on the other hand avoided the contact and grabs Spawn from behind in a side headlock!! She runs with it and kicks herself up and off the apron spinning around- TORNADO BULLDOG DOWN ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! GOOD LORD!
PAUL MARSHALL: Halie scoring a huge move and she slowly rises to her feet dragging the IC champion with her! Halie rolls Spawn into the ring and follows inside for the cover!
CHAD BORDEAUX: 1..... 2.... No! Spawn kicked out! Good Lord Spawn kicked out! And Serj has made it to his feet and into the ring as Halie gets back up, with her back to him! Serj grabs her in the waste lock, GERMAN SUPLEX! He bridges into the cover!
PAUL MARSHALL: One.... Two.... Thre-
CHAD BORDEAUX: NO!!! Spawn leapt over and broke the pin for the save! Spawn yanks Serj to his feet and hooks his arms, Could it be the double underhook powerbomb- no! Serj powers out with a backdrop sending Spawn up and back down onto his back! Halie to her feet and a round house kick to Serj's head sends him stumbling!
PAUL MARSHALL: Halie on the attack coming at Serj! He ducks another heel kick and comes up behind her! Halie spins! Serj with a kick to the gut! IMPLANT DDT! Holy Hell the impact of that one!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Serj jumps up only long enough to jump back down with a legdrop across the throat of Halie! It's a legal cover! 1.... 2.... 3-
PAUL MARSHALL: Almost a 3 but no! Spawn got up and yanked Serj Taylor off her just at the last moment! And he puts him right into position between his legs! Spawn calls for it and the fans react!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: DESOLATION!!! GOD WHAT A DEVASTATING POWERBOMB! Spawn covers and there is no one to break it up! 1.... 2.... 3! Spawn retains the title! But how close was Serj to winning that gold in his first match folks?
PAUL MARSHALL: Damn close!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: We'll be right back...
The Most
Dangerous Duo in Wrestling...
The Voices tell you, Buy The Shirt...
Normal
Match
vs. 
Crippler
vs. David Wilson
RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, our next match is set for one fall. Introducing first, making his way down to the ring, here is the Crippler!!!!!
The fans erupt as the Crippler makes his way out. Crippler takes in the cheers of the fans as he walks down to the ring and climbs in. Crippler goes over to the turnbuckles and climbs to the second ropes and holds his arms high as the fans cheer.
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, making his way down to the ring at this time, being accompanied by Erica, here is the Real Action Wrestling Federation Hardcore Champion, here is David Wilson!!!!
The fans erupt into boos as the Hardcore Champion walks out with Erica. Wilson has the title casually thrown over his shoulder. He saunters down to the ring giving Crippler a look of disgust. David takes the belt off his shoulder and hands it to Erica before turning back to face the Crippler.
CHAD BORDEAUX: This should be a really interesting match here. We have the Crippler taking on David Wilson. But tonight, the belt's not on the line as this match is under normal rules. The bell sounds and Wilson takes no time spearing Crippler.
PAUL MARSHALL: Wilson is laying in some heavy punches into the face of the Crippler but Crippler fights back and hits a couple of hard rights and now he is on top raining the punches down into the face of the Hardcore Champion. Crippler to his feet and he pulls up Wilson and tosses him hard into the corner with an Irish whip.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crippler into the corner and he lays into David with some hard chops. Crippler now climbs to the second rope and he's raining the punches down into the face of Wilson who's smiling!?!
PAUL MARSHALL: He's a sick individual and he's enjoying getting his face punched in. Finally Wilson comes out of the corner with a reverse atomic drop followed up by a short arm clothesline that takes down the Crippler. Now Wilson is putting the boots to him. David is an animal!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Those are some vicious stomps to the face of the Crippler. Wilson yanks him up and tosses him hard into the ropes. Crippler bounces back and ducks under a clothesline. Crippler stops and grabs Wilson from behind, reverse neckbreaker!
PAUL MARSHALL: Crippler tries to hook on the Crippling Effect but Wilson struggles free of it and to the ropes. Crippler breaks it up and both men are to their feet. Crippler immediately lunges and nails a hard right hand to the face of David and then gets him in a side headlock. Wilson tosses him off and into the ropes and the two slam into each other shoulderblocks but neither man budges.
CHAD BORDEAUX: They turn and go off opposite ropes and slam again with the same result. Off the ropes a third time but this time Wilson drops down for a back body drop but Crippler saw it coming and boots him right in the face. Wilson stumbles back into the ropes and Crippler charges in with a clothesline and both men tumble out of the ring.
PAUL MARSHALL: They land right in front of Erica who has armed herself with a chair. The ref is warning her away but she's not listening. The ref slides out as Crippler is starting to get up.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Erica is measuring him and she swings but the ref has yanked the chair out of her hands!! He throws it down and is throwing her out of here!! He's telling her to head to the back.
PAUL MARSHALL: Wilson is up and has the chair and watches as the ref and Erica head up the aisle. Wilson smiles and
WHAM!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Damn!!! He knocked the seat out of that chair on Crippler's head!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson tosses down the chair and rolls Crippler into the ring. That ain't right!! This isn't a hardcore match!!
PAUL MARSHALL: But the referee didn't see a thing!! He was too busy getting rid of Erica. And now he runs down to the ring and slides into the ring to count the pinfall as Wilson covers, 1....2.... He kicked out!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crippler kicked out!!! Holy cow!!! he kicked out!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Wilson can't believe it and he argues with the ref and covers him again, 1....2... Crippler kicks out again!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson slides out of the ring and picks up that mangled chair and slides into the ring. The referee is threatening to disqualify Wilson but he could care less. Crippler is up and he kicks Wilson low!! Wilson drops the chair as he doubles over in pain. Crippler has grabbed the chair!!! Crippler has the chair and he swings it like a golf club up into the face of Wilson!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Wilson goes down like a ton of bricks and the ref is calling for the bell!! He's disqualifying Crippler!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: But!?!? Wilson did it first!!! Crippler just leveled the referee!!! He just leveled the ref to the cheers of the fans!! Crippler tosses down the chair and takes in the cheers!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Wilson is up and he lowblows Crippler from behind and grabs him, Fade to Black!!!! Crippler just got laid out by Wilson!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson is a smiling bloody mess as he heads to the back!! Fans, we'll be right back!!
One
bad ass mutha.
Nontitle
vs. 
Captain Crush vs. Darksider
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Welcome back to Wargames everyone, as we start up the
first main event of the year here in the RAWF!
PAUL
MARSHALL: And it features our very powerful and dominant world champion, squaring
off against the tall man!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: This isn't Phantasm! We're talking about former IC and Tag Team Champion,
Captain Crush!
PAUL
MARSHALL: My bad...
Jesus or a Gun by
Fuel hits the speakers as Crush makes his way down the ring with a chorus
of boos. Crush gets into the ring, and awaits his opponent.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Crush, who was trying to solidify something with that
masked man, which had us going for weeks, until appearing to be David Laursen
has now left Crush high and dry, and back to the world of the singles matches.
PAUL
MARSHALL: Maybe he wanted to walk the Earth.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: What?
PAUL
MARSHALL: You know... like that guy in Kung Fu...
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Why is that a concern?
PAUL
MARSHALL: Beats the hell out of me, I'm just trying to make as much sense of it,
as you are Chad!
Wicked Young Man by
Alice Cooper hits the speakers, as the boos for Crush become deafening boos
for Darksider and the ever hated Gravedigger. As they get down the ramp, GD
unstraps Darksider's title belt, and holds it high for the crowd to see, as
a few fans throw garbage towards the way of DS and GD.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Darksider goes to climb up the apron, and Crush nails
him with a side elbow, knocking the world champ off the apron before he even
gets into the ring!
PAUL
MARSHALL: That's not a way to treat a champion!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Crush goes to the outside now, and gives Darksider a big boot, sending
him backwards into the steel security railing. Crush grabs DS now by the forearm,
and OH! Gives him a hard short-armed clothesline, taking him down to the concrete!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Gravedigger now confronts Crush about his damned cheating ways now,
and shoves Crush!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Crush tries to ignore Gravedigger and the referee who is on the outside
of the ring now telling Crush to take the action to the ring so this match
can start!
SLAP!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Gravedigger just reached around the referee and pimp
slapped Crush across the face! He's furious!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Crush tosses the referee to the side with ease, and
grabs a hold of Gravedigger by the throat! He lifts him up into the air, but
Darksider hammers him from behind with a forearm shot to the back of the neck,
forcing him to release his grip on GD!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Atta' boy, Champ! Atta' boy!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Crush turns around now and goes for a haymaker at
Darksider, but the Champ is just too quick for the Giant Crush! A couple of
right hands, followed up by a forearm shot to the head backs the big man up
now, as Darksider grabs him... and Irish whips him towards the steel post!
BAM! Crush hits and falls with a loud thump!
PAUL
MARSHALL: He smacked into the steel post shoulder first now, as he gets up shaking
his shoulder from the pain. He sees DS approaching and goes for a right hand
at the world champ... but Darksider dodges it easily, and slams a knee into
Captain Crush, bending him over... he picks him up now... GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB
ONTO THE CONCRETE!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Oh My! What a feat of strength by DS! With some encouragement
by Gravedigger, the muted Darksider gets Double C up to his feet, and rolls
him into the ring!
PAUL
MARSHALL: It looks like DS is going to go for a pin, but Gravedigger yells at
him and tells him no, he's wasted too much damn time already! Now THAT'S Good
management Chad! I wonder where the hell he learned to be such a good manager...
heh heh...
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Oh, you wish! You've yet to manage a bowl of fruitloops
to the Big one, so you just keep that in mind! DS gets Crush up to his feet
and tosses him into the corner... follow up lariat by Darksider, who slams
the forearm across the chest of the big man, and then turns it into the Afterlife
Stunner!
PAUL
MARSHALL: He covers! 1...2... Kickout by Crush! That was a slow count if you ask
me!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: The ref says two, so it stays at two. GD seems to
be complaining a bit about the count, while Darksider seemingly shows almost
no emotion over the arguable count.
PAUL
MARSHALL: Darksider gets Crush up to his feet, and tosses him
into the ropes now... Crush comes back and DS looks for a simple big boot...
But Crush ducks under the boot, and hits the opposite ropes, and comes back
to Darksider looking for a cross body block now!!!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: BAM!!! Darksider ducks the Crossbody block and the
HUGE Crush slams into the canvas!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Darksider takes the advantage of the stunned Crush and drags him up,
for what could be the killing machine!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: NO! Low blow by Crush, followed by a Fisherman's suplex!
Crush hangs onto it! 1...2...3!! NO! The Champion was nearly pinned in this
non-title matchup!
PAUL
MARSHALL: That's what you say...
CHAD
BORDEAUX: It doesn't matter what I say, he was nearly stuck!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Both men are up rather quickly, with Darksider tying into Crush with
force, to which Crush adjusts the momentum and slams Darksider into the nearby
corner! Forearm smash by Crush, followed by a series of low knee strikes to
the lower abdomen of Darksider.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: These appear to soften up the champ who's stuck in
the corner now, as Crush repeats those knees over and over again. He locks
Darksider into a bearhug now, and looks to give a belly-to-belly suplex!
PAUL
MARSHALL: He chucks Darksider up... but Darksider adjusts his body so that it
turns into a sidestep, forcing them to only only do a 180, back to bearhug
position... elbow smash by Darksider releases the bearhug grip, and grasps
Crush by the throat, and literally tosses him back into the corner with power!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Darksider grabs Crush now and throws him with force
towards the opposite turnbuckles with a hard Irish whip!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Crush slams back first with such a hard velocity, that it shoots him
out of the turnbuckles, as he meets Darksider who has rushed over to meet
him out of the corner, and Darksider hooks him up... KILLING MACHINE! DARKSIDER
HOOKS HIM UP FOR THE KILLING MACHINE!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: He goes to hit it... and he does! Crush has been nailed
with the killing machine now, as Darksider covers him! 1...2...3!!!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Darksider wins!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: 2003 looks to start off the way that 2002 ended...
The Devastating Domination by Darksider!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Hey, don't count out Gravedigger now!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Who will stand up to this force? Who will be the David
to knock out this Goliath? Or will The Darksider Reign of Terror led by Gravedigger
force the competition to cower away! I certainly hope not! Someone out there
has to stop this carnage!
PAUL
MARSHALL: And someone has to stop this telecast, before people mistake Wednesday
Wargames for a Philosophical Evening with Socrates! As always ladies and gentlemen,
I'm Paul Marshall alongside with Dickford here saying goodnight!
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