January 22, 2003
U.N.O. Lakefront Arena
New Orleans, Louisiana
Hardcore Title Triple Threat
vs. 
Rod Cordington & James Outlaw vs. David Wilson
CHAD BORDEAUX: Now, taking us to the first of our two matchups for tonight, it’s a handicapped match, for the Hardcore title! Outlaw and Rod Cordington will be facing off against the Hardcore Champion who seems to be on a mean streak as of late...
PAUL MARSHALL: Mean streak? I put my heart and soul into this man to shape him the way he is today!
CHAD BORDEAUX: By my recollection David Wilson dropped you a long long time ago Paul...
PAUL MARSHALL: It was just a work I tell ya! We’re still tight like "bros"! Just like Leiss and Showtime! That whole non-materialistic gimmick-schmimmick? That was my idea! Just ask him!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Righttttt...
PAUL MARSHALL: And to the ICE federation, my agent is James Thomas, and he’ll tell you all of my ideas! His office phone is 614-555-7025!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Oh would you stop! We’re not using this show to try to get you a job!
PAUL MARSHALL: Pipe down Bordeaux, there could be room for you too!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Oh, Shut the hell up!
Martin Scorcese by King Missile hits the speakers as David Wilson comes down the ramp, as Erica follows behind in the distance. Outlaw and Rod slide out of the ring and charge up the ramp, as DW drops his already dragging title belt to the ground and awaits them.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Rod and Outlaw charge up the ramp now... OH! But David Wilson clobbers them both down with a double clothesline! Erica stands back and laughs at them, as DW picks Rod up by his feet... and hammers him back to the ground with a hard right hand.
PAUL MARSHALL: Outlaw is getting up to his feet now, but damn does he get a big boot to the face by DW, and gets sent right over top of the security railing! What a hit! Now Rod is back up and hammers a fist to the back of David Wilson... but it doesn’t even phase the man-beast!
CHAD BORDEAUX: We haven’t heard that saying in a while from you... Wilson turns back around with an elbow smash, followed up by a knee strike! Wilson has Rod in pumphandle position... OH MY GOD!!! FALLAWAY PUMPHANDLE SLAM SENDS ROD CORDINGTON INTO THE SECURITY RAILING STOMACH FIRST!
PAUL MARSHALL: Rod hangs over the edge now, as David pulls him off of the railing and drags him to ringside... Wilson pulls him up to his feet, and gives him a HARD bear hug front slam into the steel steps!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Look out Paul, here comes Outlaw running who was a steel chair above his head! He goes to whack DW with the chair... but David Wilson just punches the chair in mid-swing, sending it backwards, forcing the steel right into James Richardson’s teeth!
PAUL MARSHALL: Outlaw goes down like a bastard, but David Wilson just picks him right back up, and puts him into pump handle position... DW sets him up... FADE TO BLACK ON THE STEEL STEPS! GOOD LORD!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Outlaw has been broken in half! Wilson drags Rod Cordington to his feet, and rolls him into the ring, and snatches Outlaw, who looks like his nose has been busted off of the concrete, and rolls him into the ring too!
PAUL MARSHALL: Meanwhile Erica has pulled a table from underneath the ring for David! DW slides it into the ring now, as she starts handing him things from her handbag...?
CHAD BORDEAUX: That’s lighter fluid and a zippo lighter!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Holy shit!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson is in the ring now and sets the table up, and proceeds to squirt the table down with that flammable liquid! He flips open the zippo, and lights the table on fire!! No!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: It’s hardcore rules Chad! Put up or shut up time! DW gets Outlaw and Rod both up to they’re feet... and snatches them by the throat... DOUBLE CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLES!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: My GOD! Erica is handing Wilson a microphone!
DAVID WILSON: It’s been stated time and time again, that "the things you own in life, end up owning you." For the RAWF’s case, it seems to be some of the opposite as of late. Because you pathetic feeble people can’t seem to garner up the aggression... the violence, and the will to be ultra-violent in this federation, you all have fled away. Fled away like putrid little pussies, if I might add.
None of you have the will, or the goal to do anything to try to succeed... You’ve convinced yourselves that you simply cannot handle the fierce brutality that comes with the sport.
Matt Vandal is perhaps in a bar somewhere sipping on the only thing that can comfort him from his fears. Just as it was speculated, he fled because he could not step in and get that 5 pound gold off of Darksider’s waist. Boo fu*king hoo. Cry us a river, Vandal.
Halie has proven me wrong, not only is she worthless, and unstable, but she is also just too weak and frail to have what it takes to be in the RAWF, and just like her mockers have proven, she is nothing but a little girl.
Crippler has lost his courage, and backs away like the cowardly little lion, lost in the world of oz, and the list goes on, and on, and on. None of you have what it takes anymore, it this has been proven... and the RAWF’s end... is now upon us.
FEAR. The one four lettered F word that none of you will say, or admit to yourselves, but deep inside, you all have realized that it is true. But I cannot be mad at any of you for the fear inside you that I have instilled, for I have simply succeeded in destroying the faucet running inside the RAWF that I have aimed to do since day one. The RAWF was just simply easier to destroy than I had previously thought, and all of you have proven to be weaker then I could have ever imagined.
I truly reminisce in the days of Antony Rockamora, for in his days I could expect such a fight... such resilience and brutality in those days... but as they say, all good things must come to an end. The meek have not inherited the RAWF, they have simply fled it, in hopes that it would just crumble, and I have simply done them the favor of doing this as so.
I am expecting the RAWF to close it’s doors next week, and to end it’s four year hierarchy, but not even I can predict the future, but I can expect. I can expect you all to do the same as you have been. Cowering away, like pussies, and many of you going to the formidable ICE federation, where heart and courage are supposedly roaming like wildfire.
And if any of you think for one moment, that David Wilson cannot be into the ICE federation in a matter of weeks, guess again. I will be there, and I will destroy ICE just as I have helped put the stake through the RAWF’s heart.
But of course, I can’t say that I will be in ICE within weeks, for it depends you you frail and weak minded people... but I do expect you to cower away still, as you have been, finding excuses, and self meanings to explain why you have all become "No show Joneses"... Well to each they’re own, no one but yourselves has to face your fears and to try to cover up the humiliation of your own self-images that you all hold higher than that precious five pound world title.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson has dropped the microphone, and has pulled Outlaw up by the neck, as Erica hands him a razor blade!! What’s he doing!
PAUL MARSHALL: He’s carving into Outlaw’s skull with that razor blade!! What’s he doing!
The camera zooms in on Outlaw’s skull as David tosses him to the back turnbuckles, as he slumps down, unconscious at the bottom turnbuckle. On Outlaw’s forehead, the words "FEAR" have been cut through his skin.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Now he’s pulling Rod out of the ashes and into the middle of the ring! He’s cutting into Rod’s chest!
The camera zooms in as DW finishes... Cut open into Rod’s flesh says the word "Redemption". David and Erica laugh as he places his boot onto Rod’s chest.
CHAD BORDEAUX: The referee is counting it: 1...2...3! It’s over, as David continues laughing, and the blood spills off of Rod’s chest and onto the mat!
EMT’s rush out and get into the ring to assist Rod and Outlaw.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I can’t believe what we’ve just seen tonight... or heard...
PAUL MARSHALL: It only gets better Chad! We’ve still got Darksider coming up next!
World
Title
vs. 
Heartbreaker vs. Darksider
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is scheduled for 1 fall and it is for the Real Action Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Championship!!!! Introducing first, the challenger, The Heartbreaker John Murphy!!!
The crowd gives John a warm, if somewhat faded meager reception. He takes in what cheers he gets and looks psyched out for his World title match as his music hits and he makes his way to the ring.
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Victoria and Grave Digger, he is the Real Action Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Champion, Darksider!!!!
The Arena goes from brilliant light to total darkness in the split second before Wicked Young Man by Alice Cooper begins to play. Green glowing mist swirls about the entrance way as the song picks up, and illuminates 3 figures, a bulky middle figure, a hulking giant to the right, and a slender, curvy figure to the left. They figures make their way through this mist as the fans show their disapproval and Heartbreaker paces back and forth in the ring. As they continue down the ramp the glowing green mist suddenly disappears and the arena is in utter blackness again.
PAUL MARSHALL: Well I can't see a damn thing-
*BOOM*
The Lights come on with a bang.
CHAD BORDEAUX: OH MY!! That'll make your heart jump- Wait! Darksider is in the ring behind Heartbreaker!
PAUL MARSHALL: Sneaky SOB! Heartbreaker slowly turns around at the crowd's buzzing and right into the big hand of Darksider around his neck!!! HOLY-
CHAD BORDEAUX: CHOKESLAM FULL OF HELL'S FIRE!!! What an ominous way to start this match as the referee rings the bell.
PAUL MARSHALL: Grave Digger is shouting more orders out from ringside than usual tonight and Darksider immediately responds by getting down on top of John Murphy and just pounding into him with closed fists to the face repeatedly!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Brutal strength raining down on John Murphy's face and head, and look at the way Grave Digger cradles that World Championship gold outside the ring! And the pounding in the ring is just horrific! Murphy can't even defend himself! Those are closed fists and the referee is yelling straight into Darksider's ear!
PAUL MARSHALL: If he hears him, he's doing a good job of pretending he doesn't and the referee finally reaches out and grabs one of Darksider's arm as it comes up in a backswing... Bad mistake! Grave Digger shouts something outside of the ring and Darksider gets off of Heartbreaker as the referee realizes what he's done and begins backing away.
CHAD BORDEAUX: And Darksider grabs the referee by the throat! Come on damn it!! The referee calls for the bell as he tries to pull free.
*DING DING DING*
CHAD BORDEAUX: This match is over and the referee gets a vicious chokeslam for his troubles!! My God!
PAUL MARSHALL: Murphy is crawling over to the ropes and look at his face! He's a bloody mess from those straight punches to the face! Murphy makes it to the ropes and Victoria is waiting there with a slap right across his bloody face! HA! I love it!
CHAD BORDEAUX: You would! Darksider is hovering over the referee now and he's bending over to pull him back up- wait Grave Digger on the microphone now-
GRAVE DIGGER: No no no! Forget about the referee Darksider! Show the people what we came here to show them! Give them even MORE to fear!
Darksider stands up straight again, and his head suddenly jerks with startling quickness to stare at The Heartbreaker as he has gotten to his feet using the ropes.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Oh no! Murphy get the Hell out of there!
PAUL MARSHALL: Ooooh! And Darksider is on him in a flash! He just slams into him with all the force he can knocking Murphy to the corner where he immediately tries to escape!
GRAVE DIGGER: That's right! Let your fear overtake you Murphy! Let it drive you out like it did so long ago when you first realized Darksider's power all those years ago! Get away if you can- Oh sorry, you can't!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider grabs Murphy by the hair just as he makes it onto the apron and with one hand pulls him over the ropes and onto his back in the ring! My God the strength!
GRAVE DIGGER: Look at the fear in your eyes Murphy! The same fear that is in everyone else's hearts these days! The same fear that's kept all the so called "talent" in the back from coming out hear these past weeks and standing up to my force! From going up against MY Darksider!
PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider now dragging Murphy up to his feet by his neck! Murphy is trying to get away but he doesn't even have a chance! He changes tactics and begins desperately hammering the face of Darksider who holds his grip!
CHAD BORDEAUX: It's working! Darksider is loosening his grip! He lets go of Murphy's neck! Run now!
PAUL MARSHALL: He would if he were smart but he continues laying into Darksider with hard right hands! Is it having an effect? I don't think so! Darksider's not budging! Murphy Punches harder- But Darksider blocks and catches his hand!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Look at the look on Murphy's bloody face!
PAUL MARSHALL: Terrified!
GRAVE DIGGER: There's that terror again Murphy! The terror that has become the norm for the putrid pussies of the RAWF! HAHAHA!
PAUL MARSHALL: Now he's trying desperately to pull free of Darksider where he holds onto his wrist! But Darksider yanks him right into his arms and scoops him up!
CHAD BORDEAUX: DEMON-DRIVER!!! GOOD GOD THE IMPACT!
PAUL MARSHALL: The impact on Murphy's neck was damn incredible!
CHAD BORDEAUX: And sick! Someone stop this!
GRAVE DIGGER: I don't think the fans are understanding yet! Get him back up damn it!
CHAD BORDEAUX: No! Someone get the microphone off of that madman!
PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider pulls the bloody Murphy back up, and Murphy is just completely out on his feet! Darksider hooks both arms and yanks him right into the air- KILLING MACHINE WITH AUTHORITY!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: They've proven their point, that's enough damn it! The fans came here to see wrestling!
PAUL MARSHALL: There is no wresting to see Chad... you heard Grave Digger, our roster is afraid to wrestle! They FEAR Darksider!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Now... Now I just don't believe that Paul!
GRAVE DIGGER: Now wait! We aren't done yet!
CHAD BORDEAUX: What's Victoria looking for under the ring? Wait... oh no!
PAUL MARSHALL: The metal shovel! She slides it into the ring!
GRAVE DIGGER: Show the fans just why that move is called the killing machine and break his f***ing neck Darksider!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Jesus no! And Darksider doesn't even hesitate! Here come all the EMT's and officials we got in the back pouring down the ramp towards the ring!
GRAVE DIGGER: Oh here comes the cavalry! Go ahead! Get into the ring! I dare you!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Now why are they hesitating! Get in the damn ring and treat that man!
PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider has picked up that shovel and he is just waiting for them to get in! Would you Chad?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well... I...
PAUL MARSHALL: Exactly. And now Darksider turns back to the bloodied John Murphy face down on the mat and he's raising that shovel up over his head! He'll smash Murphy's head into a bloody pulp!
CHAD BORDEAUX: And finally some officials slide in while Darksider has his back turned and Darksider spins around!
*WHACK*
*WHACK*
*WHACK*
CHAD BORDEAUX: MY GOD! He takes the damn EMTs out!
GRAVE DIGGER: Go ahead! What are the rest of you waiting for? Get in their and help your fallen peers! Rescue Mr. Murphy. What's the matter? Are you afraid?
CHAD BORDEAUX: They can't do it! They'll just get slaughtered! We need a God Damn SWAT team!
PAUL MARSHALL: We need someone with balls.
GRAVE DIGGER: What is this 1999? Are we all too afraid to stand up to Darksider?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Damn him to Hell!
GRAVE DIGGER: As well you should be, because I control him now!
PAUL MARSHALL: Uh Oh Chad... Darksider's dropped that shovel and he's pulling up Murphy now slowly...
GRAVE DIGGER: Come on! I beg one of you "Wrestlers" in the back to come on out here and show some balls and save your friend John Murphy! Does he really deserve this? Are you all THAT afraid?
PAUL MARSHALL: He hooks one of Murphy's arms...
CROWD: CRIPPLER... CRIPPLER... CRIPPLER... CRIPPLER...
PAUL MARSHALL: I can't hear myself think!! What are they saying?
CHAD BORDEAUX: They are chanting for Crippler!
GRAVE DIGGER: What's that? You think the Crippler is going to come out to rescue John Murphy? HA! After what we did to him before Christmas? The Crippler fears Darksider worst of all!
PAUL MARSHALL: He's hooking Murphy's other arm!
GRAVE DIGGER: So Crippler... how bout it? Give these fans what they want? Stand up to Darksider?
CHAD BORDEAUX: I don't like this waiting! Come on Crippler!
PAUL MARSHALL:Yeah right! He's a pussy just like Captain Crush, just like Halie, just like Spawn!
CHAD BORDEAUX: I can't believe that... I won't...
GRAVE DIGGER: I didn't think you'd come... Finish it Darksider.
CHAD BORDEAUX: NO!!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: KILLING MACHINE ONTO THE SHOVEL HEAD!!!!
*THUD!!!!!!*
*SNAP!!!!*
CHAD BORDEAUX: GOD ALMIGHTY!
PAUL MARSHALL: SHIT! Chad... Chad... Did you see the tork on Murphy's neck? Did you see the impact?
CHAD BORDEAUX: I... I...
GRAVE DIGGER: Well Darksider, Victoria, it seems they all fear us... come, our work is done. To all the guys in the back, we'll see you next week! If you choose to make there be a next week.
Grave Digger drops the mic and Darksider exits the ring and they exit through the crowd, Darksider shoving the rioting fans clear out of the way.
CHAD BORDEAUX: And now the damn officials and EMT's waiting outside the ring swarm into it to take care of Murphy! This is just disgusting!
PAUL MARSHALL: Chad... I have never been so ashamed to be a part of this company. How can the boys in the back even live with what they have done to John Murphy?
CHAD BORDEAUX: I don't know Paul... I don't know...
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