May 24, 2002
Royal Albert Hall
London, England
22,420 in attendance,.
The scene cuts to the back entrance into the arena as the doors burst open and Mr. Showtime comes in carrying his gym bag with Jasmine by his side.
Mr. SHOWTIME: Well if it isn't the horrible friend and the lying bi---...
Jimi Sinister and Leia Sheridan walk onto the screen right in front of Showtime and Jasmine.
JIMI SINISTER: Look Show, this has gone far enough! You don't have to start with the spreading of lies...
Show looks shocked.
Mr. SHOWTIME: Lies! Look at her for lies! I finally told the truth! Michelle is not her baby!
LEIA SHERIDAN: How could do this Mich-
Jasmine bursts in.
JASMINE: Oh would you shut the Hell up for once!?
Leia turns her attention to Jasmine and snaps her neck around in a circle like women always do when they start a fight with another chick.
LEIA SHERIDAN: Oh no you didn't just say that girl! You stay out of this hoe!
JIMI SINISTER: Yeah Show, control that slut!
Mr. SHOWTIME: Nice talk for a "Super Hero"! Screw this, I'm not waiting for the main event!
Showtime tosses his bag aside and leaps at Jimi and they begin pounding into each other as they crash into the wall and equipment all around them in the back stage area. Leia jumps at Jasmine taking her to the ground and begins slapping down at her. Jasmine turns it over and begins slapping back as Show and Jimi pummel each other. Security and RAWF referee's being pouring in from off camera and half pull apart the two woman.
LEIA SHERIDAN: I'll get you yet you little tramp!
Jasmine spits at her as the rest of the officials fight to pry apart Jimi and Showtime. A new wave of officials come in to help out as they will not stop throwing punches, TRD is among the men breaking it up, he pulls Jimi away from Showtime and holds onto his shirt patting him on the back.
TRD TOMMY PAYNE: It's okay buddy, come on man, calm down, save it for tonight in the main event.
Jimi is fuming and not paying attention to TRD as dozens of officials hold back Showtime away from him. Finally Jimi notices TRD is the one holding him back and patting him on the back.
JIMI SINISTER: Get off me!
He jerks free and storms off. TRD looks off camera towards where Jimi went.
TRD TOMMY PAYNE: Hey! Jimi wait! Buddy! We can talk about this, it will make you feel better! Hold up!
TRD chases after him as we cut away.
The shirt
says it all.
The crowd is pumped London, England as Friday Fights is brought to you in Earl's court. Several signs are seen through the crowd such as Jimi + TRD we knew it all along!, Show got what he had coming to him, Bring the power back, and LEISS: No Longer Just a face on a milk carton.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Welcome everyone to Friday Fights, and what an action
packed event we have in store for you!
PAUL
MARSHALL: The Corporate Champion, and The Corporate Owner,
TEAMING UP against None other than The soon to be Single Mr. Showtime and
Junk Yard Bitch for the taggem titles!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: That's not all by a longshot, either! Other title
defenses include two fatal four way matches, one for the Intercontinental
Title, and the other for the Hardcore! And Also...
Chad is suddenly interrupted by Into the Void by NIN, as the crowd begins booing insanely. The Real Deal Tommy Payne makes his way down the ramp, United States title in hand, as he steps into the ring with a microphone, as the crowd continues to boo like hell.
TRD TOMMY PAYNE: You know... I sure as hell didn't want to come here to this piece of sh!t country, and I can damn well make sure that we don't ever come back!
The crowd continues booing like hell.
TRD TOMMY PAYNE: Have it your way. It's no matter, because tonight... oh tonight will be a night of champions. Tonight... The one... the only... The very, corporate Champion, Jimi Sinister will team up with yours truly, to...
Before TRD can get another word out, Hero by Nickelback hits the speakers as the crowd lets an even deeper boo than they let out for Payne!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: My God! Sinister's gone from Prince to Pauper in one single week!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Shut up Chad, The corporate Champ has a microphone.
JIMI
SINISTER: You know TRD... I've been thinking a lot about
this new... "friendship" that you've offered out to me...
Jimi continues down the ramp, and up through the ring.
JIMI SINISTER: How we could end all this fighting, and bickering, and bullsh!tting, and really dominate the RAWF.
Jimi enters the ring, as TRD, stands there grinning.
JIMI
SINISTER: And while tonight, we make history, as two sides who
form together for the first time, to try to defeat a common foe... I must
say this TRD... While I will team up with you tonight, and damn sure stomp
a mudhole in JYD and Showtime's ass, I just want this to be known...
TRD
TOMMY PAYNE: What's that??
JIMI
SINISTER: That Beyond the Shadow of a doubt, with no such uncertainty
ever in mind, would I ever....ever....EVER want a two faced, back stabbing
bastard like you on my side as a Friend!
The crowd explodes with cheer!
JIMI
SINISTER: I may be forced to team with you tonight, but after this
match is over, All bets are off Payne! Your ass is grass, and I'm the Craftsman
300 HP Riding Lawnmower about to set my 3 inch retractable blades onto your
little green ass!
TRD
TOMMY PAYNE: Why you ungrateful son of a bitch! I reach my hand out to you, I try
to take you under my wing! And look what the fu*k you do! You stab me in
the back!
JIMI
SINISTER: I never stabbed anyone in the back, let's get that straight!
I am who I am, and will always be...
TRD interrupts.
TRD TOMMY PAYNE: Your damn right you are who you are, your just like me, that's who the hell you are! You can't even make an insult to me without cutting an endorsement for god damn Craftsman Lawnmowers! Your a greedy, self centered little bitchboy if you ask me, and for the record, you don't have to wait until the match is over with tonight for all bets to be off Jimi...
TRD steps up real close to Jimi, face to face.
TRD
TOMMY PAYNE: They're off now.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: And They're off! Jimi and TRD have begun a blow by blow fist fight,
as both of them drop their microphones! Jimi whips TRD into the ropes...
And nearly decapitates him with a hard clothesline as the crowd gets livid
off of their feet!
PAUL
MARSHALL: God Damnit! What a two faced asshole! I hope Jimi gets his just desserts
later tonight!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Jimi gets TRD up to his feet, and signals for the heavy metal suplex!!
BUT OH! DARKSIDER has slid into the ring and given Jimi a low blow! DS lifts
Jimi up into the air... and here goes TRD...
PAUL
MARSHALL: Payne hops up to the turnbuckles, and dives off...DARKSIDE OF PAYNE!!!
TRD CONNECTS AND TAKES JIMI DOWN AND LOCKS ON THE RAW DEAL!!!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Look Paul! Here comes Leia Sheridan with a chair!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Leia enters the ring, WHACK! To the head of Darksider, as he goes
down under the second rope, and Leia looks to take the chair to the back
of the head of Payne...
CHAD
BORDEAUX: But Showtime runs down and into the ring... Leia doesn't see him yet!!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Showtime reaches behind Leia, and pulls her chair off of her! Leia
turns around stunned! WHACK!! Leia goes down by way of Steel Chair!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: It's Just TRD who has the raw deal in on Jimi, and Mr. Showtime who
is holding a steel chair... Showtime raises the chair above TRD's head...
PAUL
MARSHALL: Showtime just sets the chair down and laughs! He could care less if
Jimi is locked in the Raw Deal!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Security rushes in, and separates TRD and Jimi, as Jimi immediately
clutches his right shoulder. Payne stands up to see Showtime there, as the
two stare each other down...
PAUL
MARSHALL: Showtime just looks at TRD and grins! Security is helping Jimi out
of the ring, as Showtime grabs a microphone.
Mr.
SHOWTIME: Jimi....Tonight, in the ring...YOUR ASS IS ON NOTICE!!!!!
Heed, the words...of the Show!!!
PAUL
MARSHALL: This is total anarchy!
What can I say?
DARKSIDER: Mangler, would you calm down! You're up in a few minutes, and trust me you'll do FINE! I'll even go out and introduce you to the crowd, They'll love you I promise!
MANGLER: B-b-but I-I-I've never b-b-b-bbbeen in front of th-th-this many p-p-people before.
DARKSIDER: I do it every week! Trust me, you'll do great!
MANGLER: Wh-wh-who am I f-f-f-facing t-t-t-to-tonight anyway?
DARKSIDER: Nothing to big man, you'll mangle him I promise!
The scene fades back out.
The Lord of Darkness
Darksider has a new figure available to match his new look and outlook.
The Entrance door open and none other than Trever Leiss enters. Greeted by a fan.
FAN: Wow I didn't even know you still wrestled here. Can I get an autograph?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Trever is back ladies and Gentlemen. And HE has match here tonight. And He taking time out his life to sign and auto graph.
PAUL MARSHALL: Gee Chad you gonna swoon a little more. Tell how he's soo dreamy?
CHAD BORDEAUX: What? Trever is a reall large Star from the RAWF past. Him coming back is big news.
PAUL MARSHALL: Whoopity f*beep*ing do.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wait we have some sort of Disturbance. What the hell is Laursen doing there?
DAVID LAURSEN: Trever Leiss eh?
Leiss finishes signing the autograph and looks up.
TREVER LEISS: Thats the Rumor.
DAVID LAURSEN: You don't look so bad. You got me tonight Leiss. No matter how suicidal you do its all gonna be worthless because I'm the Icon of Destruction. David F*bee*ing Laursen.
PAUL MARSHALL: Icon? Wasn't he lone wolf? Also did you ever notice that When he was a lone with he was always paired up with some one.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Quiet you fool. Trever does not look amused.
PAUL MARSHALL: OOOOooooooOOOOoooooo.
Leiss and Laursen stare down a moment.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I Think Laursen is trying to pick a fight.
TREVER LEISS: Whatever get out of my face.
Leiss just walks by. Lausen is fuming.
DAVID LAURSEN: Don't worry Leiss you'll get yours.
CHAD BORDEAUX: What's his problem?
PAUL MARSHALL: Trinity not putting out?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Thanks for that image.
Normal Match
vs.
Darksider
vs. Tony Rocky Horror
RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first, "The Demon" Tony Rocky Horror!!!
The Whole World begins to play, and the arena erupts into deafening boos and jeers. The lights go off and pyros shoot all over the entrance way. The lights come on, and the Demon appears, eyes gleaming. He walks purposefully down towards the ring, and rolls in underneath the bottom rope.
As the Demon paces back and forth animal like in the ring, Demonoid Phenomenon hits and the crowd begins their boos.
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, Darksider!!!!
Darksider steps out onto the stage with a mic and stops.
DARKSIDER: Hold up! There's been a change in the card! I miss a few board meeting and look what the damn board does! First I get stuck in a tag match involving Mabus and Infected Youth! Then they give the person I beat in that match a title shot! I come back expecting changes after refusing to wrestle last week and instead of giving me what I deserve they put me in the ring with that freak of nature! Look at him! I don't know about any of you, but isn't it kind of funny the way his eyes glow red and he practically foams at the mouth! I need my tetanus shot before I get in there with... with IT!
The Demon stops pacing and hangs over the ropes glaring at Darksider on the stage with the glow of red in his eyes.
DARKSIDER: Down boy! Down! Now I could get my hands dirty and put this animal to sleep tonight, but YOU ALL DON'T DESERVE THAT! My fellow board members don't deserve that! I deserve my damn title match before I go up against him! So sorry but I won't be mauling your psychotic ass tonight Mr. Artist Formally Known as the Demonic Clown! I've found someone else to take you out Mojo, so your replacement opponent for tonight... his debut in the RAWF... London's own THE MANGLER!!!
Darksider swings his arm back pointing at the curtain waiting for The Mangler to emerge. After a few moments Darksider repeats himself.
DARKSIDER: I said, ladies and gentleman, I give you THE MANGLER!!
Again nothing. Darksider sighs and a camera follows him back through the curtain. Darksider finds the pint sized wanna-be wrestler with his arms tightly wrapped around a pole near the wall just inside the curtain, a few of the RAWF's stage crew are trying to coax him into letting go.
DARKSIDER: Mangler! You're on! Come on man! This is your big chance!
MANGLER: H-h-h-h-he'll k-k-k-k-k-ki- HE'LL KILL ME!!!!!!!!
DARKSIDER: That's not true! Now Mangler... let go of that, you're acting like a baby!
Darksider grabs him around the waist and starts trying to pull him free!
DARKSIDER: This is your only chance or it's back to the BEWA with you!
The Mangler lets go on that comment and Darksider flings back rolling to the ground still holding onto The Mangler.
DARKSIDER: There you go! Now come on!
Darksider picks the little guy up by the back of his tights giving him a major wedgie as he carries him back through the curtain and onto the stage where he tosses him a little ways down the ramp and then shoos him towards the ring with a hand motion as he gets up. The Mangler looks at the Demon glaring at him in the ring in utter horror and then hears the crowd cheering for him loudly. He looks around at them all, then back to Darksider, who smiles and gives him the double thumbs up.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Paul... this isn't right! Darksider's sending this poor kid with a speech impediment, who weighs in at about a buck twenty five at the most to get murdered! Just so he doesn't have to face Tony!
PAUL MARSHALL: That is not true! Darksider is just giving this kid a chance at his dreams!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Against that... that beast Tony! In his first match!? The Mangler looks like he's gonna throw up!
PAUL MARSHALL: Hey he's got 14 thousand people cheering for him! It's just a little overwhelming!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Don't go through with it! Please kid!
PAUL MARSHALL: Now Darksider is heading down to where The Mangler stands on the ramp and is trying to talk him into it.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider is a sick and cowardly man!
PAUL MARSHALL: Listen! They are chanting Mangler... Mangler... Mangler!! And it's having an effect on The Mangler! He looks like he's gaining confidence!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He looks like he's gonna piss himself for Christ sake!
PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider tries to talk some sense into The Mangler one last time, and now he's picking him up and carrying him to the ring! See! He doesn't even want the Mangler to lose any energy getting to the ring for his big match! How nice!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider tosses the Mangler into the ring damn it and he scrambles to his feet and tries to dive out but The Demon grabs him by the spiked hair and pulls him back towards him! My God he'll kill him!
PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider's saying ring the bell! So ring the bell damn it!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The bell has rung and this match is underway as Tony flings this kid into the air like a he were just a balloon and drops him right on his head! GOD THAT IS HORRIBLE!
PAUL MARSHALL: Hey the kids got to learn somewhere!
CHAD BORDEAUX: His neck snapped on impact and The Mangler is already not moving!
PAUL MARSHALL: Tony's not done as he drags him to the corner and slams his face repeatedly into the turnbuckle! He's not stopping!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The Mangler's face is bloody as hell!
PAUL MARSHALL: You could say it's mangled! Has he moved in the last 2 minutes now?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Not except for Tony ramming his head into the corner!
PAUL MARSHALL: Tony tosses The Mangler up on his shoulders and walks to the ropes... Uh Oh!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: MY GOD HE TOSSES THE KID OUT OF THE RING OVER THE ROPES AND ONTO HIS HEAD ON THE FLOOR! GET THE EMTs OUT HERE NOW THE KID COULD BE DEAD!
PAUL MARSHALL: That was.... brutal.
CHAD BORDEAUX: It was more than brutal it was sick! Here come the EMTs to ringside with a stretcher for this poor kid as that- that DEMON just stands hovering over the ropes glaring at his latest victim.
PAUL MARSHALL: Wait! Darksider never left ringside and he slides in from behind Tony with a steel chair! He's gonna take out the Demon after all! Darksider slams the chair over the back of Tony's head!
CHAD BORDEAUX: And Tony just turns! Darksider swings again and dents the chair over Tony's head! Tony doesn't budge!
PAUL MARSHALL: Again and this time the chair breaks into pieces on impact over The Demon's head and he only stumbles! Darksider tosses the remains of the chair and turns to run but Tony grabs him by the hair and holds him in place! The bell rings again and the referee is starting this match!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Finally someone who deserves it will get it at the hands of Horror! Horror is absolutely unleashing with big right hands! Darksider doing his best to cover up, but he cannot stop this onslaught!
PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider backs into a corner and holds on to the ropes, but still Horror does not stop! Those right hands still firing in!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The referee makes the 5 count, but Horror STILL does not stop! Darksider looks out on his feet! The referee tries to pull Horror off, and Horror glares at the official! Tony goes to swat the official, but he jumps out of the way fortunately! He turns his attention back to Darksider - Darksider with a low blow! That staggers Horror!
PAUL MARSHALL: No matter what you are, mortal or not, that will always hurt.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Now its Darksiders' turn to mount an attack! Now he is hitting right hands, forcing Horror backwards. Darksider whips Horror to the ropes, and hits a big powerslam! He goes for the cover! 1... Horror powers out easily! It's going to be hard to keep Horror down when he's in a bad mood like this!
PAUL MARSHALL: Have you ever seen him in a good mood?
CHAD BORDEAUX: He's only happy when he's hurting people! Horror gets to his feet quickly, Darksider connects with a clothesline, but it doesn't phase Horror! He hits another, but still no effect!
PAUL MARSHALL: Do you think he'll 'hulk up?'
CHAD BORDEAUX: If he did I'd eat my shoes! 'Sider swings with another clothesline, but Horror ducks it, and catches Darksider as he spins around - and hits a horrible back drop! He dropped him on his neck there! Horror right on top of him now, still laying in with those big right hands! DS does his best to cover up! What's Horror doing now?
PAUL MARSHALL: He's biting him! TRH is like a crazy animal!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Blood seeping from a gash in Darksiders' head after that attack! Horror pulls him up by his hair, and headbutts him! That gash has been busted wider! Now Tony is raking away at Darksider's face with his nails! This is sickening to watch! Horror takes Darksider by the arm, and hits a mean short arm clothesline! Darksider rolls to the outside as quickly as he can!
PAUL MARSHALL: Can you blame him? He's getting torn apart in there!
CHAD BORDEAUX: DS is high tailing it out of there! He's headed for the back! Horror is chasing him! And he catches him before he can escape!
PAUL MARSHALL: This just isn't Darksider's day!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Horror boots DS in the gut, and hits a stiff DDT on the entrance way! DS is busted WIDE open now! There's blood everywhere! Still Horror does not relent! He drags a stunned Darksider up.... good God no! Don't do Tony!
PAUL MARSHALL: He's going to. Holy sh....
CHAD BORDEAUX: HORROR JUST THREW DARKSIDER OFF THE STAGE, AND CRASHING THROUGH OUR SOUND TABLES!!
PAUL MARSHALL: As they say here in England, bloody hell! Did you see those sparks fly!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Horror looking down from the stage, smiling at what he sees! Darksider must be dead.... no! Somehow Darksider is pulling himself to his feet! How is he even alive?!?!
PAUL MARSHALL: And Horror is livid! Look at those eyes!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He can't believe that Darksider is still in this match! He takes a step back, and throws himself down from the stage onto Darksider! Now both men sprawled on the floor!
PAUL MARSHALL: Horror will risk hurting himself just to hurt someone. No wonder Darksider tried to get out of this match!
CHAD BORDEAUX: And Horror is first to rise from the wreck on our floor area, pulling Darksider up with him and bringing him back towards the ring. Darksider trying to fight Horror off with punches to the gut, but Horror just throws him head first into the steel guard rail! Darksider's face is a mess! Horror picks him up, and throws him back over the rail back to ringside.
PAUL MARSHALL: As if Darksider wasn't messed up enough anyway, Horror has picked up a chair.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider pulling himself up using the ring post, still bleeding profusely! Horror swings that chair - but Darksider ducks at the last possible second! And Horror crashes the chair into the steel post!
PAUL MARSHALL: That was so nearly a live decapitation. Damn...
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider quickly picks up the chair and rolls into the ring. He's motioning to Horror to get in the ring with him! Is he mad? Horror wastes no time in getting in the ring. Darksider had little success with that chair earlier!
PAUL MARSHALL: But its a weapon, and that's better than nothing!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The Demon just strides towards Darksider, who pulls back and hits a hellacious shot to the head - and Horror doesn't budge! He sticks his head out, he wants to be hit again! Darksider pulls back, and swings - and connects right in the groin of Horror! Now Horror does feel that! Darksider sees the opportunity, and pulls Horror into the corner - and hits Spinning Death! But Horror doesn't stay down! He's climbing slowly to his feet, and Darksider is setting up that chair! He pulls Horror towards the corner, he's going for Spinning Death again! He hits it!! Good Lord, Horror got Spinning Death on that set up chair!! And Horror is down and out! Darksider goes for the cover! 1... 2... 3!! NO! Horror somehow kicked out!
PAUL MARSHALL: I can't believe he kicked out of that! And neither can Darksider! He pulls Horror up, my god now Horror is busted open as well!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider hits the Afterlife!! He hit that perfectly! He goes for the cover again!! 1...2....no Horror kicks out again! What does Darksider have to do to keep him down?
PAUL MARSHALL: Maybe he should run him over with a steamroller!
CHAD BORDEAUX: I'm not sure even that would work! Horror getting to his feet, but Darksider is waiting for him! He grabs Horror by the throat - he's going for the Hellsfire Chokeslam! He lifts him up, and holds him there, what strength from Darksider!! Wait, Horror grabs Darksider by the face! He's got a face claw locked on! Darksider can't hold him up, and Horror drops back down to his feet with the face claw still applied! Devil May Cry by Horror!! And Darksiders head smacked down on the remnants of that steel chair! And Horror still has that face claw applied! Darksider is fighting it! He's lost a hell of a lot of blood though! Darksider is trying his damnedest to reach the ropes, but Tony has this locked on very very tight! If he had this claw on any tighter he would break his skull! Darksider is slowly fading. The official checks on him, lifts the arm, which drops limply. He does it again, with the same result. He lifts it for a third time - and it drops! Darksider is unconscious after this hellacious beating from Tony Rocky Horror! And the official calls for the bell!
RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, Tony Rocky Horror!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The official trying to make Horror let go, but he won't do it! The bell keeps ringing, but Horror isn't releasing the hold! Come on, you won the match damnit!
PAUL MARSHALL: Here come some more officials and security!
The officials and security enter the ring, and shout at Horror to let go, but he just sneers at them. Security try to drag him off, but he fights them off with his spare hand. Then, suddenly, he releases the hold, and glares at the officials and security, who back away from him.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Damn him. Something needs to be done about him!
PAUL MARSHALL: And what about Darksider? He didn't want the match, but he didn't give up or tap out. He fought it until the end.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Absolutely. The paramedics out here attending to DS,
and Horror stomps his way up the ramp. That was brutal to say the least! Lets
go to a break!
With the official
RAWF gymbag people will follow you all over the gym thinking you are the next
big star to break into RAWF. The attention is fun, and hey, it gets
the chicks!!!!
Fourway
No DQ IC Title
vs.
vs.
vs.
Dage
vs. Mabus vs. Infected Youth vs. Captain Crush
Blurry by Puddle of Mudd hits the speakers as Infected Youth makes his way out to the ring, to surprisingly a few pops. Dages Theme hits after him, and he makes his way down the ramp as well.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Two of the RAWFs newest, and youngest competitors, I think if they stick through long enough, there could be a solid future for the both of them.
PAUL MARSHALL: I agree Chad!
CHAD BORDEAUX: You do????
PAUL MARSHALL: Certainly! Everyone in the RAWF has their place here, just that these two dildos havent dug it yet! HAHA!
CHAD BORDEAUX: I should have figured
I Disappear by Metallica hits the speakers, as the monster Mabus appears, with his manager James Black to a chorus of solid boos
PAUL MARSHALL: And heres my pick to walk away soundly with the Intercontinental Championship MABUS! This guy is just a complete and all out monster!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Yeah, such a monster he tapped out last week to TRD.
PAUL MARSHALL: THATS ONLY CAUSE PAYNES A TRUE LEGEND! Give Mabus some time, and hell have held every one of these belts in the RAWF!
Jesus or a Gun by Fuel hits the speakers now as the crowd wallows out in some cheers for the Crusher who comes out with his IC title draped across his chest.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Keeping in mind, it was last week that Infected Youth STOLE a win from Crush and Ice Cold out of nowhere after a Mabus interference
PAUL MARSHALL: Ta hell with your interference this week Chad! This time it will be Mabus not stealing the victory, but TAKING IT!
CHAD BORDEAUX: And the bell rings, and these four competitors clash into an all out brawl! Dage slams a fist into youth, backing him up to the corner, as Mabus and Crush turn to each other and start throwing fists!
PAUL MARSHALL: Right hand by Mabus! Right hand by Crush, and neither man flinches as they throw more and more punches!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush now with a knee to the midsection, and grabs Mabus but Mabus clutches him immediately into a bearhug! Mabus lifts Crush up But Crush with a fist to the eardrums forces him to let go.
PAUL MARSHALL: Crush to the nearby ropes now, and clotheslines the stunned Mabus, and Mabus goes down!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Meanwhile, Dage now is controlling Infected Youth into the corner with several good fists, as Dage hops up to the middle rope Swinging DDT, and Youth crashes head first on the canvas, and Dage slides out of the ring, instead of going for the cover?!
PAUL MARSHALL: Whats the sense in getting a useless 2 count at this point in the game Chad? This is no DQ! Beat the sh-- out of your opponents, then pin his ass later!
CHAD BORDEAUX: I guess Meanwhile, Mabus is back up to his feet, as Crush tosses him into the nearby ropes Crush looking for the big boot, but Mabus ducks under, and plows into Crushs free leg, PICKING CRUSH UP OFF OF HIS FEET, AND SLAMMING HIM DOWN TO HIS BACK! Mabus on top of Crush as he plows away fist after fist onto the IC Champion!
PAUL MARSHALL: Crush now with immense power, forces Mabus off of him, as he tries to roll to his feet Mabus looking to get the advantage again with that pit fighting strategy but Look! Dage dives off the top rope, holding a chair!! ELBOW DROP WITH A CHAIR ONTO THE BACK OF MABUS HEAD!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: And the big monster goes down, as James Black looks as if hes about to crap in his pants! Crush starts to work his way up before Dage, but Dage takes the chair and low blows Crush with it!
PAUL MARSHALL: Didnt think there was much there to put damage to Dage stands up now and reaches back WHACK! Crush goes back, but doesnt go down, so he draws back again
CHAD BORDEAUX: But Infected Youth snatches the chair away from Dage, as Dage looks confused as hell, and turns around Youth tosses him the chair SPINNING HEEL KICK INTO THE CHAIR!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Dage gets knocked silly, as he turns around, dazed into the clutches of Captain Crush, who snatches him by the throat and delivers him with a chokeslam!
CHAD BORDEAUX: James Black has pulled Mabus out of the ring, as he tries to shake out the cobwebs from this beast Infected Youth comes running, and dives over the top rope SUICIDE DIVE BY YOUTH!!
PAUL MARSHALL: But Mabus ducks, and Youth just crashes through James Black, taking him down to the concrete!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Mabus with a kick to the head of Youth, and IY crashes up against the security railing. Mabus grabs him with a head of his hair, and pulls him to his feet
PAUL MARSHALL: Mabus gets Youth up POWERBOMB ONTO THE SECURITY RAILING! Mabus is pulling him to his feet again, as he tosses him into the apron!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Youth starts to crumble down to the floor, but Mabus snatches him again, and picks him up for a Military Press! Come on now, enough is enough!
PAUL MARSHALL: Paybacks are a bitch Chad, get used to it! Mabus drops Youth now, and he crashes neck first onto the security railing, and slams backwards onto the concrete!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Meanwhile, Crush has Dage up and backed into the corner, as he plows into him with Several Vicious forearms!
PAUL MARSHALL: Crush now looks to shoot Dage into the opposite corner, but Dage reverses it, with a short arm clothesline knocking Crush backwards into his own corner! Boot to the midsection by Dage, and he rolls Crush up with a small package!
CHAD BORDEAUX: 1 2 3!!
PAUL MARSHALL: NO! Mabus pulled the referee out of the ring before the three! Dage lets go of Crush and rolls up to his feet thinking hes won! Stupid Bastard
CHAD BORDEAUX: BOOM! Dage drops with a hard clothesline that damn near takes his head off! Dage hits hard, as Crush is stepping up to his feet.
PAUL MARSHALL: Mabus pays no Mind, as he grabs Dage and pulls him to his feet, and smashes him in the face, nearly taking him down. Dage holds onto the ropes, and comes back with a shot of his own, but its blocked by Mabus!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Mabus simply grabs him and takes him down with a vicious powerslam!! He covers Dage! 1 2 And a kickout by Dage.
PAUL MARSHALL: Mabus, frustrated gets up, and starts dragging Dage up to his feet, but Crush out of nowhere smashes into him, as both Giants tumble over the top rope!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: They hit the ground, but almost instantaneously pop back up to their feet and begin with their thundering right hands to one another, but Mabus has the speed advantage, and grabs Crush, and slams him backwards into the security railing!
PAUL MARSHALL: Mabus grabs Crush, now to slam him into the reverse side, but Crush with a big boot to Mabus, and Crush picks Mabus up!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush slowly walks with Mabus on his shoulders over to where the Steel Steps are
PAUL MARSHALL: But that fat bastard is too slow, Dage has gotten back to his feet, and launches off with a missile drop kick!!!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He crashes into Crushs head, sending them both backwards Crush hits the concrete, but Mabus goes back further, and hits right in between his legs on the security railing!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Sweet Jesus!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Dage now with a superkick And smacks right into Mabus chin, knocking him off the security railing.
PAUL MARSHALL: Dage turns around to Crush WHACK!! Ill be damned!!! Infected Youth has recovered enough, and has brought a chair with him, and smashed it into the head of Dage! Youth hits him again, and again, and finally big Dage goes down!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Youth looks extremely hurt, but not enough to give up the ship! Crush starts to work his way to his feet, and Youth stops him with a hard chair shot to the forehead, busting the big Crusher wide open! Youth drops the chair, and starts pulling Crush up to his feet Uh oh, whats he thinking?!?!
PAUL MARSHALL: Hes thinking its time to end his own career! Youth goes to slam Crush head first into the steel steps but Crush stops himself Youth tries it again, Crush stops himself again!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Elbow by Crush, and he takes Youth by the head, and slams him head first into the steel steps! Youth goes back dazily, until Crush snatches him CRUSH O MATIC 3001 ON THE OUTSIDE CONCRETE!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Well, doesnt look like hell be sneaking a win in this one!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Certainly not Crush now works his way over and grabs Dage up to his feet, and rolls him into the ring.
PAUL MARSHALL: Wait, over the railing, here comes Mabus again!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Mabus pulls Crushs foot on the apron, forcing the big man down to the concrete Mabus fires a right hand into Crush, and goes to shoot him into the steel steps But Crush reverses it and Mabus hits the steel steps!
PAUL MARSHALL: Crush works his way back over to Mabus And he picks the big monster up to his feet Crush bends him down powerbomb style and picks Mabus up into the air NO!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush picks Mabus up, and SMASHES HIM THROUGH THE STEEL STEPS WITH A DANGEROUS DRIVER!! MY GOD!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Get up Mabus!! Get back up!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Mabus just crumbles off the steel steps, and onto the ground, unconscious. Look out below, here comes Dage with Suicide Dive!
PAUL MARSHALL: Crush catches Dage in mid-air Backbreaker!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush holds onto Dage, and carries him over to the steel steps, and lays him down on them
PAUL MARSHALL: WTF?!?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush heads back up to the apron, and climbs up to the top rope OH NO!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Crushs big ass dives off the top rope!!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: SEMI-FROGSPLASH BY CRUSH ONTO DAGE!!! THE STEEL STEPS COLLAPSE!!
CROWD: HOLY SH!T! HOLY SH!T!
CHAD BORDEAUX: I cant believe what I just witnessed! Crush rolls off, holding his ribs, but it looks like now is his chance above any other here to get a pinfall He grabs Dage, and tries to pull Dage over to the apron
PAUL MARSHALL: Dage is so out of it, he doesnt know what the hells going on! He just got frog splashed by a 76 Goliath while he was laying onto the steel steps!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush picks Dage up and rolls him into the ring Crush slowly climbs in too
PAUL MARSHALL: It looks like the big dumbass hurt his own self doing that frogsplash!
CHAD BORDEAUX: But it certainly seemed effective! Crush hooks the leg of the unconscious Dage, as the ref counts
PAUL MARSHALL: Theres nobody even close to breaking this count! 1 2 3 !!
CHAD BORDEAUX: And Captain Crush retains his title!!
PAUL MARSHALL: I havent seen a mess like this since Daryl Strawberry went into rehab for the third time!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Me neither!
Fourway Hardcore Title
vs.
vs.
vs.
Ice
Cold vs. Styx vs. Leia Sheridan vs. Mr. Showtime
CHAD BORDEAUX: Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is going to be a fourway Hardcore Title match. Mr. Showtime's going to defend his HC Title against three women...one of them being his estranged wife LEIA SHERIDAN! And let's not forget the other two women are Styx and Ice Cold! Mr. Showtime's gonna have his hands full this time!
PAUL MARSHALL: Hell, he should be happy! This will be the closest thing to a foursome he's going to get in a LONG time....if ever.
Cocky rocks through the sound system, and the crowd gives a good-sized pop as Ice Cold comes out to the aisle.
RING ANNOUNCER: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS FOURWAY MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, AND IS FOR THE REAL ACTION WRESTLING FEDERATION HARDCORE TITLE! FIRST... WEIGHING IN AT 112 POUNDS, HERE IS ICE COLD!
Ice Cold just sneers at the crowd as she slides into the ring and takes a corner as her own, and leans into it, waiting for everyone else to show up. Safe Place begins to play as Styx comes walking out, with a sick sadistic smile on her face. The crowd gives her a large booing.
RING ANNOUNCER: NEXT... weighing 215 pounds.... STYX!!
Styx slowly makes her way to the ring, and walks up to the stairs and hops into the ring, totally ignoring Ice Cold, who eyes her cautiously as Styx takes up her own corner. As Ice Cold continues to watch Styx, Defy You blares out, and Leia Sheridan makes her way to the ring to a thunderous pop. Leia points to both Ice Cold and Styx and starts running to the ring.
RING ANNOUNCER: NEXT... weighing at 138 pounds... LEIA SHERIDAN!
Leia hops right into the ring, only to be attacked by Ice Cold and Styx.
CHAD BORDEAUX: What's this? Styx and Ice Cold have teamed up, and now they are beating down on Leia Sheridan! Right hands into Leia's face by Styx, and Ice Cold is working down on Leia's guts with those vicious stomps! This isn't right! The match hasn't started! Styx and Ice Cold whip Leia into the ropes... double pancake! Leia slams into the mat, and now Styx and Ice Cold are rolling her out of the ring! It's obvious that they don't want her a factor in this match!
Breathe blares out and the fans give a warm pop as Mr. Showtime, carrying the Hardcore Title in his hands, runs down the rampway. He slides into the ring before the ring announcer can even announce him. The bell sounds before anything else can happen!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Mr. Showtime's here! Mr. Showtime has arrived, and now Styx and Ice Cold are in for it! Right hand by Showtime onto Styx! Right hand into Ice Cold by Mr. Showtime! Showtime just cleared house, and now he tossed his HC Title out of the ring, and now he's ready to fight!
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah, he's ready to fight after sneaking up behind two women and attacking them! I hope he feels proud of himself! And now look! Showtime pulls a fallen Styx up... LOW BLOW! Yes! Styx lands the low blow into Showtime, and bodyslams his ass in the middle of the ring! Styx comes off the ropes... legdrop on the fallen Showtime, and I think he's ready for a pin! NO! What the? Ice Cold drags Styx back up, and suplexes her across the ring! Ice Cold gets back up, and dammit, Show's back to his feet! DDT to Ice Cold!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Showtime's defending that belt, I'll tell you that! But wait, look! Leia's on the top rope! She's looking down at Styx... MOONSAULT ON STYX! Leia landed a moonsault on Styx, and now she's got the leg up! 1... 2... NO! Mr. Showtime just dragged Leia off of Styx! Oh no! Big confron-wait! Ice Cold comes back off the ropes and drops both Showtime and Leia with a double clothesline! Ice Cold picks up Showtime, and throws him out of the ring! Showtime spills out onto the floor, and now he's out of it! Leia's getting back to her feet...and her comes Styx! DOUBLE BACKDROP from Ice Cold and Styx on Leia! And Leia's left crumbled in the middle of the ring as Styx and Ice Cold roll out of the ring! More double team act-NO! Showtime just came flying out of nowhere with a steel chair, and cracked it over Ice Cold's head! Showtime, the apparent master of hiding, just laid out Ice Cold on the floor with that steel chair!
PAUL MARSHALL: But he forget about Styx! Styx takes Showtime, and throws him into the steel steps! Face first into them damn things! That'll ruin that honker of a nose he has. Styx drags Showtime back up... she lifts him up in a backdrop... no... do it do it! BAM! SHE RAMS THE FAMILY JEWELS INTO THE STEEL POLE, and I can imagine Showtime might've lost his interest in this match altogether! Ha ha ha ha ha!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Styx just ended the joy ride for Mr. Showtime, and now Showtime's spilled out on the floor. HOLY COW! SUICIDE DIVE FROM LEIA SHERIDAN ON STYX, AND LEIA JUST DID A FLY-BY ON STYX, SENDING BOTH OF THEM DOWN TO THE FLOOR! Leia has not missed a step during these obviously rough times between her and Showtime, and now she's back to her feet. Dropkick into Ice Cold, and now Ice Cold hits the steel post with the back of her head! Leia is on fire! Leia's got Showtime! She's got Showtime! NO! Showtime reverses it, and whips Leia into the barricade! Showtime didn't even know who it was, as he's still doubled over in pain! But he pulled enough strength to shoot Leia into the guardrail, though I'm not even sure he knew that it was her!
PAUL MARSHALL: Who said he'd care! Beat her up, even if she is your wife! Now Show's back to his feet, but so's Styx! Big boot into Showtime's face, and Styx lays him out at the ringside floor. Styx pulls Showtime back up, and throws him back into the ring! Styx wants him all to herself, and now she's going to let him have it! NO! Styx is on the apron, and Ice Cold grabs her by the legs... POWERBOMB FROM THE APRON TO THE FLOOR BY ICE COLD! Ice Cold just plowed Styx into the floor, and that was BY FAR the coolest thing I've seen all day! Go Ice! And now Ice is back in the ring with Mr. Showtime, and Mr. Showtime has her by the hair! PEDIGREE BY SHOWTIME! DAMMIT!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Showtime just laid out Ice Cold, and now he's hooking the leg! 1... 2... NO! Leia Sheridan just came in and pulled Showtime off of Ice Cold! Small package! Mr. Showtime just small-packaged Leia! 1... 2... NO!! Leia kicked out at the last second! Showtime couldn't pull it off, and now Leia heads to the ropes! Showtime goes to shake the ropes, but no! Ice Cold is back up, and she plants him in a neckbreaker from behind! Show's out like a light on the mat, and Leia's on the top rope. MISSILE DROPKICK ON ICE COLD! Leia just sent Ice Cold halfway across the ring and into the corner with that dropkick! Leia runs over, and lands a spear into the corner, crushing Ice Cold! Leia is now beating down on Ice Cold in the corner with right hands, and the fans are loving it! Wait! Styx is on the apron! She's got Leia!
PAUL MARSHALL: CHOKESLAM! Styx just did a one-handed chokeslam on Leia, sending her back on her back, where I'm sure she's used to! Styx is back in the ring, and now she's got a chair! Wahoo! BAM! Right over Ice Cold's skull with that chair! AND BAM! Over Mr. Showtime's head too! Styx is the chairwoman of the RAWF, I swear! Go Styx! Now Styx is laying the chair on the ground, and she's got Ice Cold! She's setting her between her legs... ooh I'm liking this...
CHAD BORDEAUX: She's going for a piledriver, you perv! But Ice is trying to fight it off, but with a chairshot to the skull, there's only so much one can do to fight! Styx PILEDRIVES HER ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR! Ice Cold folds like an accordion, and I'm sure she just went "lights out" if you get what I'm saying. Styx rolls her over, and she's going for the pin! 1.. 2.. NO! Showtime just pulled her off of Ice Cold! Showtime lifts Styx up... gorilla press slam! AND OH MY GOD! Showtime just sent Styx out of the ring and onto the floor! Styx hit the floor like a bat out of hell, and Showtime is going back to the action in the ring but no! Leia just clotheslined Showtime, and sent him onto the floor with Styx! Showtime landed on Styx, and the two crumble to the floor! Leia just sent Showtime to the floor! I never thought I'd see the day.
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah, but she's leaving Ice Cold alone in the middle of the ring unattended. Ice Cold is slowly getting back to her feet, and Leia just finally noticed it! And she knocks Ice Cold out of the ring with a clothesline, sending Ice Cold to the floor! And I swear I just saw Ice Cold's Appalachian Mountains on that exchange! Leia's hitting the ropes... SUICIDE DIVE ON STYX AND SHOWTIME FROM THE OUTSIDE! Leia just flew to the other side of the ring, and landed right in the middle of her husband and Styx! What daring... what courage... what a rack!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Jesus Paul! Calm down! Leia gets back to her feet, but I think that last move really took a lot out of her! She's holding her side and hanging onto the barricade... but Styx is back up! And she's got a hold of the already dazed Showtime, and slams him ONCE again into the steel steps! Show's face will be mangled by the end of this match! And now Styx is dragging him across the apron and throws him back into the ring! But Styx isn't done on the outside! She just unhinged one of the steel steps! Leia comes back... AND STYX BASHES LEIA'S SKULL IN WITH THE STEEL STEPS, SENDING HER DOWN FLAT ON HER BACK! Styx is merciless as she just tosses the steps aside and slides back in the ring. Ice Cold and Leia Sheridan lay spilled out on the floor, and now Styx is in the ring with a stunned and neutered Showtime.
PAUL MARSHALL: Ha ha! Your funny, Chad. Styx has Showtime up, and she throws him into the corner. Stomps into the gut, and now she's choking him with her boot! Wow... look at those legs! HEY! Ice Cold drags Styx off of Showtime. AVALANCHE! HOLY SH--, ICE COLD JUST PLANTED THE AVALANCHE NECKBREAKER ON STYX! STYX HAS GOT TO BE OUT! Ice Cold just took Styx out, and she's rolling her over for the pin! Look out for Showtime!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Showtime's back up, and he lands a forearm shot into Ice Cold! Showtime off the ropes... knee drop into Ice Cold's face! He goes for the pin.... NO! Leia Sheridan just popped out and pulled Showtime out of the ring! Showtime hits the floor, and Leia hits the turnbuckle again! Showtime is confused on what the hell happened... AND LEIA LANDS A 450 LEGDROP ON ICE COLD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Leia hooks the leg! This could be it! 1... 2.... 3! NO!!!!!! Showtime just came in and pulled Leia off of Ice Cold, and now he drags her out of the ring! Leia hits the floor, and now Showtime hits the ring! He's got the fallen Ice Cold, and he drops her on her back! SHOWSHOOTER! HE'S GOT HER IN THE SHOWSHOOTER!
PAUL MARSHALL: But wait up! Styx is up! Showtime doesn't even know it, he's still got Ice Cold locked in! Ice isn't even conscious, I don't think! Stop him Styx! Styx has the chair, and she levels him with the chair! Showtime is laid out by that steel chair from Styx, and now Styx has dragged Ice Cold away... JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB BY STYX ONTO ICE COLD! Styx just got rid of Ice Cold in the middle of the ring, and now Styx has the chair back up! She's staggering, but I think she's about ready to wallop Showtime! Showtime's back to his feet... BUT NO! HERE COMES LEIA! WHAT THE?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Leia's got the ring bell!
*DING!!!!!*
CHAD BORDEAUX: Leia Sheridan just knocked the bell into the chair, nailing Styx in the face! Styx is out! Styx has hit the mat, and she just dropped the chair. I think it's safe to say Leia finally put that fire out, and she's going for the pin! NO! Showtime's back up, and he pulls her around. Schoolboy! Showtime rolls Leia up! 1... 2.. 3!!! Mr. Showtime wins the match! Mr. Showtime wins!
RING ANNOUNCER: HERE IS YOUR WINNER... AND STILL YOUR HARDCORE CHAMPION, MR. SHOWTIME!
Showtime takes the belt from the referee and rolls out of the ring as Leia hops back to her feet, shocked and amazed that she was just defeated.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Oh my god...Showtime just BARELY won that match. And now he's sitting on the apron as Leia just stares in disbelief! Everyone in that match came really close to winning it! WAIT! Styx is back up! How did she? Styx is back up, and she just pulled Leia by the hair and throws her in the middle of the ring! What the?
Leia gets back to her feet as Styx begins to circle her. Showtime just watches on, rather confused. Ice Cold rolls out of the ring as Styx smiles as Leia tries to stand back up.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wait! Styx is just standing there as Leia is getting back up. Styx is just putting her hand over her mouth... wait... I've seen this before.... NO! DUCK LEIA!
PAUL MARSHALL: Too late. Styx shoots forth a fireball at Leia's face.
CHAD BORDEAUX: HOLY SHI-NO OH MY GOD! DID YOU SEE THAT? JIMI SINISTER JUST CAME IN AND TACKLED LEIA! JIMI JUST KNOCKED LEIA OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT FIREBALL, AND STYX JUST SET THE TURNBUCKLE ON FIRE!
The crowd pops as Jimi gets back to his feet. He pushes Leia under the bottom rope, and Leia gently lands on her feet on the outside, breathless and dazed. Jimi gets back up to his feet as Styx just stands there, seething.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Jimi just saved Leia from a fireball, but Styx isn't happy! Wait, Jimi turns around, and he sees Styx. WHAT? Jimi just stuck his tongue out at her! Jimi is just hoping for a death warrant! No Jimi! Turn around, turn around!
Jimi blows off Styx and turns around only to come face to face with Mr. Showtime. The two stare one another down, and Showtime drops his Hardcore title onto the ring mat as the two continue to stare. Without word or warning, Showtime lands a fist into Jimi's face, and Jimi falls flat on his back as Showtime pounces on him. Showtime begins strangling and beating down on Jimi, who tries in vain to fight back. The fans cheer for both combatants as Jimi finally rolls over, and starts strangling Showtime and nailing him with left hands to the face.
CHAD BORDEAUX: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Suddenly, Showtime takes his legs and rolls Jimi over in a sunset flip. This sets the two apart, and Jimi gets back to his feet and goes to grab Showtime. Showtime just lands an uppercut, sending Jimi again on his back. Showtime stands over the fallen Jimi, and looks to the audience....
CHAD BORDEAUX: SHOWSHOOTER TIME!
Showtime locks Jimi in a Showshooter, and sits down on it as Jimi screams in pain, grabbing at the ropes as if it were a real match. The referee tells Showtime to let go of Jimi, but Showtime refuses as Jimi starts "tapping" and trying to pull himself up on the ropes. The fans start shouting and screaming as some even start to boo, though it isn't clear at who they are booing at. Some security come into the ring, and Showtime lets go of Jimi. Showtime goes to head off the security, scaring them off. Jimi slowly gets back up.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Showtime's going to take on the security! My god, I haven't seen anything like this! Jimi rolls out of the ring, and he's checking up on Leia, who's been regaining her breath on the outside and hasn't seen a damn thing of this! BUT LOOK! Jimi just jumped back into the ring, and now Show goes after him! The two are fighting it out in the middle of the ring, and the security is trying to break it up! We have to go to a commercial!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He looks ready to go this should be was. Holy cow Laursen has just come out of no where and blind sided Leiss! He hit cross check style with the handle of a sledgehammer!
PAUL MARSHALL: Laursen wants to end this before it starts. And he looks to be doing a good job. HE's gonna crush Leiss' head like a grape.
CHAD BORDEAUX: No! Leiss with low blow that crumples Laursen . Trevor Rolls to his feet. And finds a steel chair with Styrofoam coffee cup resting on it. he picks up the chair and coffee is everywhere!
PAUL MARSHALL: NOOOOO! All that Java wasted!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Leiss Fold up the Chair and Laursen's balls stop hurting him He turns around. Leiss Sizes him up.
*WHACK*!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Down Go Laursen Down Goes Laursen!
PAUL MARSHALL: This isn't exactly Ali /Fraiser
CHAD BORDEAUX: But its more violent! Laursen is out cold. Trever drops the Chair For the love of god these two have a match!
PAUL MARSHALL: Now things are getting interesting. Leiss Picks up that sledgehammer. He Slams the Koed Laursen agians the Wall with one arm. Laursen side down the wall sitting against it. Leiss Winds up.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Dammit no this is ...
*WHAM*
PAUL MARSHALL: Leiss has just taken David Laursen out! Fulls swing to the side to the head! What an Athlete this Trever Leiss is! Glad to have him back on the roster.
CHAD BORDEAUX: That was sick even if Laursen was sick bastard.
PAUL MARSHALL: shouldn't start what you can't finish. And Leiss just finished it.
Laursen crumple in fetal position holding his head. Blood is beginning to flow. EMTS and Security are racing to the scene. Trever shrugs dropping the hammer.
He knows he's the
man.
You know he's the
man.
Everyone else will
soon know it as well.
Normal
Match
vs.
'The
Exiled One' Trever Leiss vs. 'The Lone Wolf'
David Laursen
RING ANNOUNCER: The Following Match is set to one fall. First in his first match in a RAWF ring in ages please welcome back Trever Leiss
The Crowd Gives Leiss a welcome back kinda cheer as he walks to the ring.
Of Wolf and Men Hits.
RING ANNOUNCER: And is opponent Making his way to the ring at this time. Weighing in at 275 lbs here is The Icon of Destruction..
No one comes out. The Ring announcer looks at Trever, who shrugs.
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is David Laursen!
Again Nothing.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I don't think he's gonna be able to compete.
PAUL MARSHALL: What gave you the first clue the shot to the head or the pool of blood?
CHAD BORDEAUX: shut up. The ref is beginning to count.
REFEREE: 1..2..3..4..5...6..7..8..9..10! Ring the Bell.
Ding* Ding*
PAUL MARSHALL: That was a hell of a come back win for Leiss!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He wins by count out. Laursen isn't able to compete aparently.
PAUL MARSHALL: Dare I say the icon of destruction was destroyed?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well he was.
RING
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, our next match is set for one fall and is for
the Real Action Wrestling Federation Tag Team Titles!!!!
The crowd explodes into cheers.
RING ANNOUNCER: And introducing first, our challengers, the Real Action Wrestling Federation World Champion, here is Jimi Sinister!!!!
Hero begins to play and the fans erupt into cheers for their hero. Jimi holds his world title high and then climbs into the ring.
RING ANNOUNCER: And his partner, the Real Action Wrestling Federation United States Champion, here is The Real Deal, Tommy Payne!!!!
The fans erupt with boos as loud as the cheers were for Jimi as Into the Void begins to play. Payne walks out with his US strap over his shoulder. The fans begin a none too flattering chant and Payne responds by giving them all the finger as he climbs up the ring steps. He steps through the ropes and Jimi and he glare at each other.
RING ANNOUNCER: And their opponents, the Real Action Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions, here are Junkyard Dog Roman James and Mr. Showtime!!!!
JYD and Show are met with a good amount of cheers as they walk out holding their tag titles high. Showtime's Hardcore title gleams around his waist as well as they walk down to the ring. The tag team champions climb in and look over the competition.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I'm guessing we'll see a lot more teamwork out of JYD and Show than we will from the challengers.
PAUL MARSHALL: You may be right Einstein. Jimi and TRD have already had a couple altercations tonight. And that ungrateful retard Jimi already made it clear he doesn't want TRD's friendship.
CHAD BORDEAUX: And in return he got the Darkside of Payne. Yeah, shows how trustworthy TRD is. He set Jimi up.
PAUL MARSHALL: No, it just shows that TRD and his friends like Darksider watch each other's backs. Jimi should have taken the offer. Any halfway intelligent person would have.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Jimi just has morals and TRD and DS have none.
PAUL MARSHALL: Morals? He craps on all his friends and is trying to steal Showtime's wife.
CHAD BORDEAUX: That is a false rumor probably started by TRD himself.
PAUL MARSHALL: Whatever. The ref has got this thing started now and it looks like Jimi is gonna start things off with JYD. The two lock up and the World Champ backs JYD into the corner. But JYD with a couple of elbows to the face turns that around and now has Jimi in the corner.
CHAD BORDEAUX: JYD with a couple knee lifts and he whips Jimi across the ring to the opposite corner. JYD runs in and hits a clothesline in the corner. JYD now with a couple elbows to the face and he pulls Jimi out of the corner and picks him up and slams him down. JYD runs off the ropes and drops a knee to the face of Jimi.
PAUL MARSHALL: JYD makes a cover, 1...2.. The champ kicks out. JYD pulls him to his feet and tosses him into The ropes. JYD puts his head down for a back body drop but Jimi stops and drives an elbow down into The back of his head. Jimi grabs JYD and DDT!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Jimi stomps away on JYD and then pulls him back up and takes him over with a snap suplex. Jimi covers, 1...2. JYD kicks out. Both men are quickly up and JYD catches Jimi with a couple of right hands and then tosses him into The waiting boot of Showtime!!
PAUL MARSHALL: That was beautiful teamwork. Jimi got a mouthful of leather and goes down as JYD tags in Showtime. Show starts putting The boots to Jimi and for The first and only time in my life I'm a Mr. Showtime fan. The Nancyboy is kicking some ass now!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Showtime pulls Jimi up and then takes him back down with a neckbreaker. Show grabs Jimi and pulls him back up and takes him back down with an armdrag into an armbar. Showtime puts The pressure on him and is trying to weaken that left arm of Jimi. But Jimi fights back and has fought to his feet. A couple of elbows to The stomach and Jimi breaks free. Jimi with a dropkick takes down Showtime.
PAUL MARSHALL: Jimi goes to his corner to tag but TRD's shoe must have come untied because he's retying it. Jimi looks frustrated and then gets grabbed from behind by Showtime and taking down with a belly to back suplex. TRD turns his attention back to The ring and smacks his head in frustration seeing that he missed The opportunity to tag.
CHAD BORDEAUX: He intentionally left Jimi out to dry as Showtime rolls back up and hits a second belly to back suplex on Jimi and covers, 1...2... Jimi kicks out. Showtime is up and he puts The boots to Jimi before tossing him into The tag champs' corner.
PAUL MARSHALL: Now JYD and Showtime are pounding on Jimi and TRD has come into distract The ref, I mean try and help Jimi.
CHAD BORDEAUX: You were correct The first time because he's tying up The ref as Jimi is getting doubleteamed. Finally TRD gets out of The ring as JYD and Show hit a double flapjack on Jimi. Show climbs out of The ring as JYD covers, 1....2... Jimi somehow kicks out!
PAUL MARSHALL: JYD can't believe it and he drags Jimi back up and tosses him into The ropes but Jimi ducks a clothesline and comes off The other side, blind tag from TRD, Jimi comes back off The ropes and takes a boot in The face from JYD. Jimi goes down and JYD covers, but TRD is The legal man and he stomps away on The back of The mangy mutt's head.
CHAD BORDEAUX: TRD with a few kicks to The temple of JYD and then pulls him up. TRD with a tiltawhirl backbreaker. TRD straddles him and starts pounding his face in. Jimi is back up and he shoves TRD off. TRD and Jimi are shoving each other. Looks like their teamwork is gonna break down.
PAUL MARSHALL: TRD drops down and hits a low blow on Jimi. Jimi doubles over and TRD hits a facebuster before tossing Jimi out of The ring. TRD turns right into The Pisser!!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: JYD covers, 1....2....3!!! No!! TRD got his leg on The rope!
PAUL MARSHALL: Whew!! Too close. Here comes Darksider to give TRD The support he needs. A true tag team partner.
CHAD BORDEAUX: He's not supposed to be out here and oh no!! Darksider has picked up Jimi and slings him face first into The ring steps!! In The ring JYD has picked up TRD and hits a second Pisser before tagging in Showtime. Showtime grabs TRD's legs and turns him, Showshooter!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: TRD is fighting it but he's in The center of The ring. TRD's gonna tap!! Darksider has slid in armed with The world title and clocks Showtime with it!! There's The bell as The ref has ruled this a disqualification!! Bastard!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: But JYD is in The ring and now he and DS are slugging it out as TRD is starting to get to his feet. Jimi is up and he has slid in The ring as well and we have a huge battle going on. Wait, here comes Trever Leiss!!! What's he coming out here for?!?!
PAUL MARSHALL: He just leveled Jimi from behind and what The hell?!?!?
CHAD BORDEAUX: What The?!?!??
PAUL MARSHALL: There's more people storming The ring!! Those people don't work here!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: That's Brandy Sangria!!! There's Untouchable!!! And Kon Artist!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: What is going on here?!?! Brandy, Untouchable, Kon Artist, Showtime, Leiss and JYD are stomping on DS, TRD and Jimi!! That's not fair!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Here comes Victor Synn!!! He's got a bat!! He's here to regain control of The show!! What The hell are these people doing here anyway!! Victor slides in and swings The bat in a wide circle as everyone backs away from where Jimi, TRD and DS are laid out. Thank God for Victor Synn!!
PAUL MARSHALL: For once, I have to agree with you. Thank... What The hell?!?! Synn just nailed TRD!!! And DS!! And Jimi!!! And now The rest of them have joined in and TRD, DS and Jimi are getting beat down again. Leia has come running out to help out but she gets caught sliding into The ring by Brandy Sangria!! Brandy kicks her low and grabs her, Divine Rewind!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: This is horrible!! They're beating The hell out of them and now Synn has slid out of The ring and grabbed a mic. He's climbing back in and tosses hi bat to JYD who takes liberties on Darksider with it.
VICTOR SYNN: Surprise, surprise!! I've been sitting back and watching The direction this company has been going in and The sh-- is 'bout to stop. I ain't having The company that some of us worked so hard to get off The ground get destroyed by no talent hacks like Jimi Sinister.
The fans begin booing.
VICTOR SYNN: And I'm also sick and tired of The crap my two co owners sign. This show has gone so far downhill that it ain't worth watching. It's garbage and it's done. Time to take out The trash. So I've gathered The only ones worth anything here in this fed and brought back a couple of friends to set sh--- straight. To knock all you stupid sons of bi--es in The back in line. That goes for The hoes back there too. If ya ain't with us, you not against us, you just plain dead. No one will stand up to us cause we too muthaf---in' strong.
The fans watch in earnest as Jimi, Leia, TRD and DS are laid out bleeding in The center of The ring.
VICTOR SYNN: Now to settle some things straight up... Couple of you all have some belts that belong to us. The World, The Intercontinental and The United States. You will hand them over to us next Friday. DS, TRD, I know ya'll can't hear me now cause you got knocked The fu-- out, but I'm sure you'll be watching this tape over and over. You two corny sons of bi---es will be handing over your RAWF power as well. But not to me. No... to The man with The master plan...
Take The Power Back begins to play as Chaos himself walks out on The ramp. Chaos walks down to The ring and climbs in.
VICTOR SYNN: Time for pops to get back to running The best damn wrestling company in The whole world. And it's also time for suckas to get put in their place. Cause see, those of us standing here in The ring ain't playing. And we sure as hell ain't playing fair. 1-8-7 said it, and so it shall be done. Deal with that, bi---es...
CHAD BORDEAUX: My god, what The hell is going on?
PAUL MARSHALL: I'm speechless.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Fans, I am sorry but we are out of time...