Friday Fights

Friday Fights begins in the roaring crowd of Anfield Stadium. As the camera zooms throughout the crowd, such signs can be seen as: 1-8-7 Back in Business, bitches, Jimi Sinister is still my favorite hero...FOR ME TO POOP ON!, Darksider is a LAMB: Loud Ass Mouthy Bitch, Styx is the next world champion!!, and of course Suck my British Wanker.

Into The Void by Nine Inch Nails hits the speakers as the crowd lets out a chorus of boos as The Real Deal Tommy Payne emerges out on the ramp, with Darksider.

He comes down and enters the ring, with a microphone in his hand, dressed in an all black suit, with black turtleneck, Payne doesn't look like he's come out to fight. Darksider leans against the nearby turnbuckles, relaxing.

TOMMY PAYNE: Well ladies and gentlemen, you ALLLLL got your wish didn't you! The Man you've hated for the three years in this company has returned yet AGAIN, to a chorus of cheers, CHAOS!

The crowd lets out a chorus of cheers, ironically.

TOMMY PAYNE: But that's fine and dandy, because I have a retaliatory announcement to make, and I don't give two fu*ks who likes it!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Sheesh!

The crowd starts an "asshole" chant.

TOMMY PAYNE: Yes... Yes... chant away, so you can all lose your voices now, and I don't have to hear your trash when I'm out later tonight trying to perform.

Payne smirks.

TOMMY PAYNE: What I'm about to do, should have been done a LONG time ago! It should have been done this the day that Jimi Sinister became World Champion, as a matter of fact!

The crowd continues their booing.

TOMMY PAYNE: I, Tommy Payne, along with Cochairman Darksider... Hereby Declare that The RAWF is under a State of Emergency!

CHAD BORDEAUX: A... state of emergency?

TOMMY PAYNE: That's right! You guys have Chaos... then let us start the Anarchy! The State of Emergency is in full effect, and EVERYONE, shall see it tonight...

Born of a Broken Man by RATM hits the speakers as Synn steps out on the ramp.

VICTOR SYNN: Whaddup, BITCH?

TOMMY PAYNE: (Turns to DS) What the hell did he just say?

DARKSIDER: Oh It's hard to tell knowing that ebonics speakin' bastard!

TOMMY PAYNE: Yo, Homey Homey G, why don't you take your ghetto dawg ass back to the back, before you get a "cap" busted in yo.

VICTOR SYNN: Save the sh!t, bitch... You out here runnin' your mouth about this, runnin' your mouth about that... About some sort of State of Emergency, like we all sposed to drop in terror, because Tommy Payne's thought up an idea.

TOMMY PAYNE: Now your cooking with Gas Victor!

VICTOR SYNN: At first I said Whaddup, Now I'm sayin Shuddup, BIATCH.

Crowd pops.

VICTOR SYNN: The only state of Emergency ANYONE will see tonight, will be your state, after you get your ass whooped by The Exiled One tonight, as he takes your United States Title!

The crowd laughs loudly, in agreement with Synn, as TRD laughs ironically as well.

TOMMY PAYNE: (Turns to DS) HAHAHA... He's trying to tell me that "Runaway Train" Trever Leiss is going to take... MY TITLE?!?!? HAHAHAHA!

Darksider laughs as well.

TOMMY PAYNE: As I showed Leiss when I had the Hardcore Title, I WILL prove to him again what The Real Deal is all about. I AM the one that put dignity and respect into this title. I AM the one that took what was once known as a title for kids in the projects, and made a NAME for it. Unlike Trever, who trashes the United States Title, I'm the one that proved, it's not the title that's low, it's the retards behind it. And with ME holding this gold, I've brought this fine china back up to the standards where it belongs! And if you...

VICTOR SYNN: You know Payne, If I wanted to sit here, and here you talk all god damn night, I would have stayed in the back, and turned the channel over to something more entertaining...

TOMMY PAYNE: Victor, it doesn't matter two sh!ts who was out here for your wannabee ass to have to turn it over to BET to learn the latest in your cultural slang!

VICTOR SYNN: Payne, shut yo fu*kin mouth now, and save your air, cause I'm comin down to beat your ass, and if Sider steps in, then I'm gonna beat his ass too, only for good this time, like I shoulda, a long long time ago!

The crowd roars with cheer! Victor starts tearing off his shirt, as Payne stammers.

TOMMY PAYNE: Whoa, Whoa Whoa! Easy Big Fella! I didn't even get to tell you about the suprise yet!

VICTOR SYNN: WHAT!

TOMMY PAYNE: See... you don't understand... I didn't come out here to tell you about the State of Emergency... I came out here to SHOW it.

Synn looks confused, as the crowd screams as the sight of the Giant Mabus appears behind Synn, with a crowbar.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Look out Victor!! WHAM! Oh my! Mabus just slammed that crowbar into the back of Victor Synn's head!!

PAUL MARSHALL: HAHAHAHA! It serves him right! Synn crumbles, as Mabus drops the crowbar, and pulls him up to his feet. Mabus picks Synn up...JACKHAMMER ONTO THE CROWBAR!!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Look at the Sadistic look on Payne and Darksider's faces! They're enjoying this!

PAUL MARSHALL: Don't forget me! I am too!

James Black appears with Mabus, as the two kick away at Synn, taunting him.

TOMMY PAYNE: The State of Emergency has BEGUN! Behold, the first two members....MAAAAAAAAABUS, and JAMES BLLLLLLLLLACK!

Into the Void hits the speakers again, as Mabus and James Black enter the ring to celebrate with Payne and Sider.

TOMMY PAYNE: This is only the beginning! Tonight... ALL shall see, as the 1-8-7 meets it's MATCH!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Look!! Here comes Brandy, Showtime, and JYD, they're rushing down to the ring! Leiss comes out and checks on Synn!

PAUL MARSHALL: But Payne and Company are too quick, as they exit the ring, and rush out through the crowd!

CHAD BORDEAUX: COWARDS!

PAUL MARSHALL: That's not cowardice! That's strategy!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Folks, we'll be right back with our first match of the evening...

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Six Person Tag

vs.

JYD Roman James, Brandy Sangria & Infected Youth vs. David Laursen, Ice Cold & Kronic Krow

RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for our first match of the evening. It is a six person tag team match set for one fall. Introducing first, making his way down to the ring, representing the 1-8-7, here is Junkyard Dawg Roman James!!!

Whatever begins to play and Roman James walks out accompanied by Brandy Sangria. The two stop on the ramp.

RING ANNOUNCER: And his first partner, also representing the 1-8-7, here is Brandy Sangria!!!

The fans continue to cheer as Roman and Brandy make their way down to the ring. They climb the steps and JYD holds the ropes open for the Divine One.

Blurry plays and the Youth is met with a considerable reception. He climbs into the ring and stares at his partners.

RING ANNOUNCER: And their opponents, first making his way to the ring, here is 'The Lone Wolf' David Laursen!!!

David makes his way quickly to the ring and tries to speak to Brandy but is cut off by Roman.

Cocky plays and Ice Cold walks down symbolizing her music perfectly as she arrogantly climbs in the ring and snubs the fans.

RING ANNOUNCER: And their partner, making his way to the ring, here is Kronic Krow!!!!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Looks like it's gonna be Krow and the Youth starting this one off. The two tie up and struggle around the ring. Finally the Youth backs the Krow into the corner. Clean break, no, Infected Youth with a hard knee to the midsection followed by an elbow smash to the face.

PAUL MARSHALL: Youth with a couple more elbows and then he climbs to the second rope and starts raining down the punches but Krow with a headbutt to the lower abdomen. He grabs the Youth and steps out of the corner and plants him with a spinebuster!

CHAD BORDEAUX: The Krow is right on top of him pounding his face in now. Krow drags the Youth up and tosses him into the corner. Tag to Ice Cold. And now Ice and Krow are laying into the Youth. Double suplex and finally the ref forces Krow to leave the ring. Ice Cold makes a cover, 1... the Youth still has a ton of fight in him.

PAUL MARSHALL: Ice Cold pulls the kid up by the hair and tosses him, no reversal and he whips Ice Cold into the ropes and catches her right in the chin with a dropkick. Ice Cold goes down and the Youth is right on her with an elbow drop and then a knee drop. He Covers, 1.. Ice quickly kicks out.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Both wrestlers are back to their feet quickly. They tie up and Ice Cold quickly with a rake of the eyes. She kicks the momentarily blinded Infected Youth and then plants him with a DDT. Ice Cold starts stomping away at him and then drags him back up. Quick tag to Laursen and now he's pounding on the kid.

PAUL MARSHALL: Laursen picks him up and drops him down with a backbreaker. Now he's grinding his forearm across the bridge of the Youth's nose. Laursen pulls him back up again and tosses him hard into the corner! I think the ring moved!!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Laursen charges in but gets a boot in the teeth for his trouble. The Lone Wolf stumbles back and Hardesty tackles him with the Cutting Edge tackle!! Now the Youth rolls off him and tries to get his bearings. He stumbles to his feet and makes it to the corner and tags in JYD!!

PAUL MARSHALL: Roman clotheslines Laursen as he stands up from behind. Only way JYD would get him down. And now he's putting the boots to him. Gotta kick him while he's down cause he can't beat him when he's up.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Whatever. JYD pulls up Laursen and whips him into the ropes. Laursen ducks a clothesline attempt and comes off the second ropes, flying forearm, no JYD ducks!

PAUL MARSHALL: Laursen lands hard and JYD is right there to stomp him again while he's down. Roman drags him up and Dawgplex!! He tossed him across the ring!! JYD covers, 1....2 Laursen powers out. JYD is up but so is David and the two starts slugging it out.

CHAD BORDEAUX: David is a house of fire as he unloads with rights and lefts and combinations. He backs JYD up and then kicks him, Hellraizer!!! He covers and this might be over, 1.....2.. Brandy breaks up the count. David is quickly up and he turns to Brandy and looks at her confused.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy is screaming at him that they broke up but he's not listening.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Enough with the saying already. Brandy kicks David low, DDT!! The ref's telling her to get out of the ring and finally she does as JYD gets back up and grabs David. He pulls him up and tosses him into the corner and tags in the Divine One!!

PAUL MARSHALL: This should be interesting. Brandy with a couple of slaps to the face of the Lone Wolf to try and snap him out of it but it won't work.. His brain's out to lunch..

CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy with a couple punches but David blocks them. But he won't fight back. Brandy spits in his face but he just tells her he loves her!

CHAD BORDEAUX: What is Chaos coming down here for? Ice Cold and Krow quickly point it out to the ref who is hollering at Chaos and ordering him to the back.

PAUL MARSHALL: JYD has grabbed a chair!! He's up on the apron and clocks David in the back of the head and slides the chair in!! Brandy grabs David, Divine Rewind on the chair!!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Krow has jumped in the ring but is met by the Youth who still feels he owes Krow a beating while Ice Cold has attacked JYD on the outside of the ring. Chaos is telling the ref to do his damn job as he heads up the ramp.. The ref turns as Brandy slides the chair out and covers Laursen, 1....2...3!!!

PAUL MARSHALL: The 1-8-7 cheat their way to victory. I don't know whether to hate them or love them....

RING ANNOUNCER: The following is a handicapped match set for no disqualifications-

Demonoid Phenomenon plays as Darksider steps onto the stage with a microphone to a mixed response between those pro and against 1-8-7.

DARKSIDER: Scratch that buddy! This isn't a handicapped match anymore! I've decided that Untouchable is not aloud to wrestle until he passes a drug test! And until we can find a doctor to administer such a test in this piece of garbage place LIVERPOOL, he will NOT compete! Kon Artist, your going in solo buddy!

PAUL MARSHALL: Why!? He's just got to pass a drug test! Is that so hard- oh wait this is Untouchable we're talking about!

CHAD BORDEAUX: No I don't mean that! I mean that Darksider is just trying to make it so Kon Artist gets mauled by that Demon!

Kon Artist's music plays and he doesn't make it halfway down the ramp before The Demon Tony Rocky Horror charges and plows him to the steel ramp from behind.

CHAD BORDEAUX: And he doesn't even let Kon make it to the ring before he's on him and stomping his head in on that rampway! He's an animal!

PAUL MARSHALL: Finally he stops giving Kon more brain damage then he's already got and heads over to the steel steps long enough to pull the top half off and carry it like a feather over to Kon Artist as Kon tries desperately to get up...

CHAD BORDEAUX: And damn it! TRH stops before he gets to Kon and just tosses the steps at Kon Artist and they connect with his head and he falls flat onto the ramp again! TRH is all over him with stops before he pulls him up takes a running start with a handful of his hair and then tosses him face first with all the force he's got right into the ring post!

PAUL MARSHALL: Kon Artist goes down before TRH is dragging him back up- and Kon Artist hits a desperate low blow and that doubles over even the Demon!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Kon takes the time to slide safely into the ring and jump to his feet as the Demon quickly recovers and follows him in- but Kon Artist doesn't let him get through the ropes before he launches at him with a flying clothesline that knocks TRH off the apron and back onto the floor!!

PAUL MARSHALL: Smooth move by Kon but the Demon is quickly up and this time he just slides right into the ring and shoves a stomping Kon Artist quickly away from him!

CHAD BORDEAUX: TRH to his feet as Kon leaps and spins connecting with a spinning heel kick that sends the Demon stumbling! Kon jumps up and bounces back off the ropes!

PAUL MARSHALL: He leaps for a cross body but the Demon just catches him and turns and flings him across the ring in a fall away slam!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Kon tries to get up but TRH is all over him with lefts and rights to the head and Kon stumbles back into the corner where TRH proceeds to stomp a mud hole in him!

PAUL MARSHALL: With Kon out slumped down in the corner the Demon is now taking off the top turnbuckle pad to expose the metal of the turnbuckle!

CHAD BORDEAUX: This isn't good! Mojo drags Kon back up and now is slamming his head into the exposed metal of that top turnbuckle! one time two time three time- and now he's going too fast to count!

PAUL MARSHALL: Kon's becoming a bloody mess as The Demon finally stops and lets him stumble out into the center of the ring out on his feet before TRH runs him over with a clothesline straight from hell and covers his bloody form!

CHAD BORDEAUX: He's not covering him! He's just viciously choking the life out of him now on the mat and there is nothing the referee can do about it! Damn it!

PAUL MARSHALL: Finally when Kon Artist isn't moving at all Tony drags him back up and wraps his hand around his face in the claw! Here comes Devil May Cry!

CHAD BORDEAUX: TRH put Darksider away with that move last week whether he meant to or not and he's about to do the same to Kon as he lifts him up into the air with the claw-

PAUL MARSHALL: And he's showing his strength holding Kon in the air in the face claw- Wait!! Kon brought his hand down into the face of the Demon and poked his thumb right into one of his red eyes!! The Demon growls and drops Kon back onto his feet releasing the hold!!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Kon has a moments window of opportunity and he takes it as he grabs The Demon!! THE LOCK DOWN! Kon hits the lock down on TRH!

PAUL MARSHALL: and TRH is quick to his feet along with Kon Artist, in a rage Tony walks right into a drop toe hold by Kon Artist!!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Kon Artist is up as TRH is and he takes him over in a hip toss- no! The Spine Snapper!!! What a backbreaker onto the Demon! 3 big moves and Kon covers!

PAUL MARSHALL: 1.... 2. and the damn Demon still powers out! HA HA! Kon fights to his feet and wipes some blood out of his eyes, and when he's gotten it out of his eyes the Demon is right in front of him!!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Tony grabs Kon Artist and hoists him up onto his shoulders! He's walking over this way to the corner with that exposed metal turnbuckle...

CHAD BORDEAUX: OH GOD! TRH DROPS HIM FOR TONY'S SMIRKING REVENGE BUT KON ARTIST CATCHES THE METAL TURNBUCKLE FACE FIRST ON THE WAY DOWN!!!

PAUL MARSHALL: That impact was like a car accident and Kon Artist isn't moving!

CHAD BORDEAUX: And the Demon still won't cover him! He's going to pull Kon back up-

PAUL MARSHALL: Wait!! Here comes Untouchable!! He slides into the ring with a steel chair in hand as Tony turns and UT swings!!!

CHAD BORDEAUX: What the!? TRH catches the chair in mid swing and yanks it off of Untouchable! GOD HE BREAKS THE CHAIR INTO PIECES OVER UNTOUCHABLES HEAD!

PAUL MARSHALL: Both Untouchable and Kon Artist are laid out now and- wait! What is Junkyard Dawg doing on the stage now!

CHAD BORDEAUX: He's gotten the Demon's attention and TRH is leaning over the ropes seething with anger as he glares at JYD on the stage!

JYD ROMAN JAMES: What has gotten into you lately Clown? All of a sudden your all "Growl Growl" and then beat up some people for no reason! Wait, I guess that's no difference then when you were the Clown, only you spare us from the horrible jokes!

PAUL MARSHALL: Is he crazy? He's actually walking towards the Demon and the ring as he walks.

CHAD BORDEAUX: I'm not even sure TRH is understanding his words, but he looks pretty mad!

PAUL MARSHALL: JYD is actually walking up the steps now and enters the ring still flapping his mouth as TRH is standing there breathing heavily.

JYD ROMAN JAMES: Grrrrr... you gonna stand there and growl all day or you gonna do something?

CHAD BORDEAUX: TRH lunges at him!!! But JYD was ready and he slams the microphone right into the face of TRH who stumbles!! JYD continues smashing the mic into TRH's face as he stumbles back! JYD slams him one last time then clotheslines Tony out of the ring!!

PAUL MARSHALL: The Demon flips over the ropes and lands on his feet dazed for a second! JYD motions for him to get back in the ring and he's about to before security swarms the Demon and tries to restrain him!

CHAD BORDEAUX: And he begins taking out security again as JYD climbs onto the apron! JYD LEAPS OFF AND CRASHES INTO TRH!!!

PAUL MARSHALL: They flip right over the guard rail and are both up in a flash slamming into each other with lefts and right as they get lost in the crowd!

CHAD BORDEAUX: I can't believe the Junkyard Dawg has stood face to face with the Demon and actually gotten the best of him! He isn't unstoppable after all!!

RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is a mixed tag team match, scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, Mabus!!!

I Disappear by Metallica hits, and the huge figure of Mabus enters the arena, led by his manager James Black. The duo are met with some loud boos.

CHAD BORDEAUX: He failed to win the IC title last week in the Four Way match, where another giant, Crush, retained his title. Dage was also in that match.

Defy You hits next, and Leia Sheridan makes her way to the ring to a great reception.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Leia Sheridan goes into this match with bad blood between herself and Styx, which was highlighted last week after that Hardcore title match.

PAUL MARSHALL: And that goombah Jimi saved Leia from getting cooked from a Styx fireball, unfortunately!

CHAD BORDEAUX: And that led to a brawl between our main eventers tonight, Sinister and Showtime!

Safe Place begins to play, and Styx and Dage enter the arena together, to heat from the crowd. They run simultaneously towards the ring, and slide in underneath the bottom rope.

CHAD BORDEAUX: This match starting quickly! Styx went straight for Leia, and Dage went straight for Mabus! Fists are flying everywhere!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Will you stop?! Mabus and Dage fighting brutally - Mabus tackles Dage and both men go through the ropes to the outside! Inside the ring, Styx grabs Leia by the hair and throws her into the corner, and blasts away with chops to the chest!

PAUL MARSHALL: Those chops aren't actually hitting the chest Chad - silicone might fly soon!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Oh please! Styx grabs Leia by the hair, and throws her hard to the mat. Leia sits up, and gets nailed in the back of the head by a stiff kick from Styx! Styx now in the mount position on Leia...

CHAD BORDEAUX: Styx is laying in with some hard right hands, Leia trying to cover up, but Styx is really laying a beat down!

CHAD BORDEAUX: NO! On the outside, Mabus and Dage have got into the crowd somehow, and are fighting through it! The crowd's going bananas over there! Back in the ring, Styx whips Leia to the ropes, and hits a big back drop! Leia must have been 15 feet up in the air there! Amazing strength from Styx!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Don't start with your dominatrix fetish please! But at 6 ft 2, 215 pounds, Styx is certainly a force!

CHAD BORDEAUX: We know what you meant! Leia is giving away a lot of height and weight to Styx, but she's got a lot of fight. She needs to show some now though, because Styx is holding her above her head in a military press! Leia is fighting it though, and manages to escape! She lands behind Styx, and hits a quick neckbreaker! She goes for the cover! 1, 2 - but Styx is able to kick out easily. It will take more than that to keep Styx down!

CHAD BORDEAUX: I thought so. Leia quickly hits a standing dropkick on Styx, knocking her to the mat. Leia, quick as a flash, climbs to the top rope. High risk move coming up! Leia leaps, looking for a flying body press - no! Styx caught her! What strength! Rib breaker by Styx, and she holds on! Styx hits another rib breaker, and then turns it into a submission hold! Leia is screaming in pain, and Styx is loving this! Leia is unable to reach the ropes, so instead she pokes Styx in the eye to break the hold! Styx staggers back, and then gets leveled by a clothesline from Leia! Styx is down, and Leia goes to bounce off the ropes - what the?! James Black is still down here, and he just hooked Leia's legs! Leia is furious with James Black, she leans over the ropes to try and get him, but he moves away! Styx is up, she's behind Leia - huge German suplex from Styx! She bridges, there's a pin! 1..2... no! Leia kicks out just before the three! But Styx not letting Leia get her breath back, she's hooked her in a reverse chinlock with the knee driven into Leia's spine. Leia is in agony in this simple but effective hold! She reaches for the ropes, but Styx pulls her away, and pulls back further! Leia somehow manages to get to her feet, and drives an elbow into the gut of Styx, followed by another, and a third breaks the hold! Leia bounces off the ropes... straight into the outstretched hand of Styx!! She's got her by the throat, and hits a monstrous chokeslam!!

PAUL MARSHALL: That chokeslam was straight from hell! Awesome strength by Styx!

CHAD BORDEAUX: She goes for the cover, it must be over surely! 1..2...3! She got it! No, Leia's foot is on the rope! She barely survived that!

CHAD BORDEAUX: I think Styx thinks that too! She's put Leia's head between her legs...

CHAD BORDEAUX: She's going for that Jackknife Powerbomb!! If she hits this, it WILL be over! WAIT!! Mabus is back at ringside! He's climbed back over the barrier, and he's slid into the ring! Styx goes for the powerbomb, but Mabus grabs her by the hair! Leia is saved by Mabus!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Styx turns and sees Mabus - woah! Styx spat out that fireball, but Mabus ducked it at the last second! And now Mabus is biting Styx! What an animal! But Styx brings her knee up into the groin of Mabus, and the monster drops to his knees! Huge kneelift from Styx sends the big man flying! Styx turns back to Leia, but Leia with a leg trip! She's going for the Showshooter! She's got the Showshooter locked on Styx in the middle of the ring! There's nowhere for Styx to go! And she has to tap!! Ring the bell, its over!

RING ANNOUNCER: The winners of this match, the team of Mabus and Leia Sheridan!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Leia and Mabus pick up the win here, but a spirited performance from Styx! If it wasn't for Mabus she would have won!

PAUL MARSHALL: I wanna know what happened to Dage? Mabus must have taken him out! Why didn't we see that?

CHAD BORDEAUX: Damned if I know, but I'm sure this isn't over between Leia and Styx!

Mr. SHOWTIME: all right b***h, are you apart of this whole stupid ordeal with TRD? If so..

JYD ROMAN JAMES: Whoa Whoa Whoa Show, calm own, you have to talk with her real smoothly... hey Cry...

MANDY: OK, get it straight and listen. My client is not in the mood for speaking to you, so I shall speak for her.

MANDY: It will be don't worry. Ice Cold has officially teamed up with Styx, yes THE Styx., They plot to be an unstoppable force which all will yield to their mercy. The hellfires will prevail, Satan has not forsaken these two and they've decided to take things to a more...shall we say suicidal level.

MANDY: Well why don't you go into a dark bathroom, just the two of you. Light a lone candle and play a Ozzy Osbourne record backwards, and chat "The Real Deal" 5 times into the mirror?

Touch are sitting backstage in their dressing room, resting their wounds on the couch.

UNTOUCHABLE: Man I don't wanna be out, searchin' for Payne... I mean, really... who gives two sh!Ts?

KON ARTIST: I'll feel guilty if we don't...

UNTOUCHABLE: Well then we'll feel guilty! Damn dawg...

KON ARTIST: You're right... it's best we just stay in here for now.

Suddenly, there is a knock on the dressing room door.

UNTOUCHABLE: Who is it???

Kon looks at UT.

KON ARTIST: Dude, why so paranoid?

UNTOUCHABLE: It's gotta be them....

PIZZA GUY: Donatos Pizza!

KON ARTIST: I didn't order a pizza.... UT did you get the damn munchies again?!?!

UNTOUCHABLE: I didn't order a pizza... least I don't remember it...pick up that glass vase, and get behind the door...

Very slyly, Kon leans against the wall with a glass vase, and Untouchable opens the door quickly, and jerks the helpless pizza boy into the Dressing Room! Kon Smashes the vase against the Pizza Man's head, as he drops to the floor.

UNTOUCHABLE: Pizza Man my ass!

Kon picks up the box, and opens it... it was a real pizza.

KON ARTIST: I'll be damned... it was a real pizza man!

UNTOUCHABLE: Well what the hell do we do now??

VOICE: Stay down, dumbasses!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Look! Darksider rushes in with a baseball bat, and smashes Untouchable in the head, dropping him to the ground! Kon tries to dodge Sider's shot to the stomach, but he's too fatigued from his match! The shot keels over Kon, and Darksider smashes the baseball bat into the back of the head of Kon Artist, laying him out.

DARKSIDER: Deal with that, Bitches!

Crush Em by Megadeth hits the speakers, as the crowd gives a nice pop for Captain Crush, who comes out with his Intercontinental Title draped across his shoulder. The big man comes down the ramp, and gets into the ring.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Paul, I can’t say how much I am genuinely excited about this matchup tonight!

PAUL MARSHALL: Aww for Christ’s sake Chad, it’s going to be a repeat of Payne Vs. Crush, only replace Payne with Sider when he’s kicking Crush’s ass. Seven Time World Champion?? Or Seven Time NOTHING. You make the call!

Suddenly, the cheers, turn to Mega Boos as the crowd rips upon hearing Demonoid Phenomenon. Darksider comes down the ramp, ignoring the crowd, as he steps into the ring.

CHAD BORDEAUX: The bell rings, and Crush and Darksider square off face to face! Crush with a distinct height advantage, stares down on Sider, who I wouldn’t call puny!

PAUL MARSHALL: Crush shoves Darksider, and Sider goes back slightly, as Crush continues badmouthing DS… But DS steps back up and furiously Bitchslaps the hellfire out of Crush! HAHA!

CHAD BORDEAUX: And Crush comes back with a right hand of his own, as these two just start all out brawling! Sider gets Crush to the corner, and smashes the big man in the chest with a double axe handle, and does it again, before grabbing the Huge Crush… and Bodyslams him down to the canvas!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Yes, that certainly isn’t something that just anyone can walk in and do to Crush! He gets up to his feet… but gets taken back down by Darksider with a big boot. DS covers: 1… Crush kicks out right before the two.

PAUL MARSHALL: Sider gets CC up to his feet, and shoots him into the ropes… Darksider comes at him looking for a spear, but Crush clotheslines Darksider down to the mat! A few stomps by Crush, followed up with an elbowdrop!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Great strategy by Crush, you’ve got a nasty veteran down, keep him there. Crush now with some mounted punches on the 7 time champion, and then gets him up to his feet.

PAUL MARSHALL: See, dumbasses like Crush have no strategy. He’s just going out there like a fu*kin’ Jalopy, not knowing his ass from a hole in the ground. Look for Sider to take control again soon.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Whip into the corner by Crush… and he follows up with the big splash! Sider goes to fall over, but Crush with a flair chop to the chest, sends Darksider back to the corner!

PAUL MARSHALL: Crush now goes for a belly to belly suplex… but Darksider forearms Crush in the head, in mid air, releasing Darksider who saves his balance by the ropes. Several stunning forearm shots by Darksider…

CHAD BORDEAUX: And Darksider takes off running to the nearby corner he was just in… Darksider runs the turnbuckles, and DIVES BACKWARDS…Smashing into Crush with an elbow drop, taking him down again!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Kickout at two by Crush. DS gets to his feet, and waits for Crush to start to work his way up… Crush gets to a knee… And Darksider kicks him right in the mouth, toppling him over!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush goes to get up again, and Sider runs at him to kick him in the ribs… But Crush catches his foot! Crush stands up with Darksider’s foot, held tightly against his ribs, as Crush knees DS in the midsection!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush gets Darksider into a standing Cradle!!! He picks Darksider up…SIT DOWN CRADLE POWER BOMB!!! MY GOD!!! CRUSH HOLDS ONTO IT! 1…2…3!!!

CHAD BORDEAUX: He took quite a shot to the back of the head and neck there… Crush gets up slowly, and grabs DS by the hair, and slowly drags him to his feet…Darksider out of nowhere hits The Afterlife!!

PAUL MARSHALL: Crush goes flying backwards to the canvas, as Darksider struggles to get to his feet…

PAUL MARSHALL: There’s Chaos!! Chaos is on the ropes, and he’s holding a baseball bat!!

CHAD BORDEAUX: The referee goes over to Chaos, telling him to leave the ring area! He’s not even officially an employee of the RAWF yet!! He’s just one of the bosses sons!

PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider pushes the ref out of the way, and grabs Chaos by the shirt collar!

CHAD BORDEAUX: And look at the troops rally in from the outside!! There’s Trever, and Junk Yard Dawg!

PAUL MARSHALL: Dawg slams into the ref from behind, taking him down, as Trever chop blocks DS from behind!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Look at them! All three are stomping away on Darksider now!!

PAUL MARSHALL: Chaos takes his baseball bat, and goes to slam it into the stomach of Darksider… but Crush grabs it right out of Chaos’ hands! Crush takes the wooden bat, and smashes it over his knee, tossing it to the outside!

CHAD BORDEAUX: The JYD and Leiss double team Crush now smashing into him with some fists, backing him into the corner… JYD with a hammerlock DDT on Crush!!

PAUL MARSHALL: Trever hops up to the top rope…ENTRANCE TO EXILE ON CRUSH!! As Chaos cheers them on, with his foot across Darksider’s throat!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider pushes Chaos off of him, and tries to roll to his feet, but JYD and Trever are right there, stomping him back down to the ground… JYD gets Darksider up… And hits him with The Pisser, slamming him back down to the canvas!

PAUL MARSHALL: They continues stomping away, as Chaos tells Trever to get Sider back up to his feet… They pull him up, and Chaos punches Darksider, and then spits in his face!

CHAD BORDEAUX: He gives Trever the nod… And Leiss grabs Sider…F.U.C.T Toss!!!

PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider hits the canvas, as Billy Badass and company decide to leave the ring finally!

PAUL MARSHALL: Yes they… wait a minute Chad! It’s not over yet! The referee is getting back up to his feet! He still doesn’t know WTF just happened! He’s rolled up to his feet, and just sees both competitors lying on the ground! You dumb asshole!

CHAD BORDEAUX: He has no other choice but to start counting! 1……2…..3……..4…….5…..

CHAD BORDEAUX: 9…. AND CRUSH DRAPES HIS ARM ACROSS DARKSIDERS CHEST! The referee counts! 1…2…3!!! Crush Retains!

PAUL MARSHALL: NO! Sider got his foot on the rope!! HAHA! Darksider got his foot on the bottom rope!

CHAD BORDEAUX: By God he did! Chaos, Leiss, and JYD standing at the top of the ramp, can’t believe their eyes! Leiss starts to go back down the ramp, but Chaos stops him…

PAUL MARSHALL: Crush slowly drags himself up to his feet, as he gets Darksider up as well. HARD right fist to Darksider, and DS damn near falls to the ground, but is saved by the turnbuckles. Crush goes for a follow up back elbow smash… but DS dodges it!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider dodges it indeed, and with all his might he gives a boot to Crush, and follows up with a DDT! Cover by Darksider!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider rolls up to his feet now, as Crush does the same, and these two goliaths go back to throwing haymakers at one another! Knee to the midsection by Crush, and he gets Darksider into pumphandle position!!!

PAUL MARSHALL: NO! He’s going to Get Darksider into the Crush O Matic 3001!!!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush lifts Darksider up into the air, and twists him into the tombstone position… but Darksider starts squirming out of it!

PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider pushes backwards, and Crush loses his balance… and now the roles are reversed!! Darksider is on his feet, holding onto Crush!

CHAD BORDEAUX: And Darksider plants the tombstone piledriver onto Captain Crush, Collapsing on top of him afterwards, barely able to hook the leg!

PAUL MARSHALL: The referee makes the count: 1…2…3!!! DARKSIDER WINS!!! DARKSIDER WINS!!!!!!!!!!

PAUL MARSHALL: Believe it!! The Seven Time World Champion is now a two time Intercontinental Champion!

CHAOS: You know Darksider, I don’t mean to rain on your parade tonight…AGAIN… although nobody ever gets tired of seeing you get your ass kicked…

But Darksider… Victor wanted me to give you a little message from back in the back… Next Week, You’re going to go one on one, against a random member of the 187 next week… 187 Rules! And let me say this…CHAMP… you can bet your ass that, that title will be on the line, and we’ll be able to hear you every Promo citing to us all that your nothing but a “ONE WEEK, ONE WEEK, ONE WEEK INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!”

And as for you Captain Bitchcake… that’s what happens when you step into 187 Matters… You lose what little gold you’ve got… not like you would have had it much longer anyway, so don’t worry! Stay the fu*k out of 187 business, and just maybe we won’t end your pathetic career!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Strong words from Chaos as he drops the microphone and heads backstage with Trever and JYD… we’ll be back with our next match after this!

Trever Leiss walks down the rampway towards the ring, and the fans give a warm response as Leiss slides into the ring.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Folks, this match here is for the US Title. 187 member Trever Leiss is going to take on TRD, who was the recent victim of a 187 attack last week! Tensions are going to flare tonight in this matchup I can guarantee it!

RING ANNOUNCER: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS MATCH IS FOR THE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP! IN THE RING, FIRST...THE CHALLENGER. WEIGHING 325 POUNDS... HE IS A MEMBER OF THE 187... TREVER "THE EXILED ONE" LEISS!!!!!!

CHAD BORDEAUX: It's obvious that Trever is going to be the fan favorite in this matchup.

PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah, but when the fans actually help a guy win a match, THEN we can start giving a sh*t!

Into The Void plays on as TRD comes out, holding the US Title in his hands. The fans give a pop for TRD as TRD heads to the ring, pointing at Leiss and yelling.

RING ANNOUNCER: AND HIS OPPONENT... WEIGHING IN AT 240 POUNDS... HE IS ONE THIRD OF THE EXECUTIVE POWER OF THIS COMPANY AND IS THE UNITED STATES CHAMPION... "THE REAL DEAL" TOMMY PAYNE!

TRD slides into the ring and throws his belt to the side as he eyes Trever, who stands on the other side, eyeing him as well.

CHAD BORDEAUX: The tension between these two is earth-shaking! AND THE BELL HAS SOUNDED! Right hands from TRD and Leiss! Fistfight in the middle of the ring, and these two superstars are out for one another's blood! TRD throws Leiss into the corner, and now he's laying him with right hands! Chop to the chest! Followed by another! TRD lands a knee into Leiss' gut, and now he's choking him in the corner with his foot!

PAUL MARSHALL: TRD is VERY pissed off, and he's showing it as he drags Trever back to his feet! Snapmare takedown by the champ, followed by a kick to the side of the head! TRD is just going medieval on Leiss! TRD goes back onto the ropes, and comes back with a-no! TRD misses the elbowdrop and lands on nothing but mat! Trever's back onto his feet, and he lands a 1-2 punch into TRD! DDT by Leiss onto the mat! This is definitely not about technical moves...this is just one big fight.

CHAD BORDEAUX: And Leiss drags TRD up, and throws him into the ropes. TRD comes back, and Leiss drops him with a backdrop! TRD went soaring into the air and landed hard onto the mat! TRD tries to get up, and Leiss cracks him in the face with a knee! And TRD rolls, and he makes his way to the outside! TRD is on the outside, and Trever is following him!

PAUL MARSHALL: Trever grabs TRD, and TRD reverses it and slams Trever into the steel ring post! Trever bounces off the post, and now TRD is in control of this match once again. TRD grabs Trever by the hair, and he slams him face-first into the ring apron! And again! And again! TRD is just slamming Trever into the ring apron, and Trever is getting his skull cracked in! I love it! TRD follows up with a clothesline, crushing Trever in between TRD and the apron! Chop to the chest by TRD! And another! TRD pulls Trever away, and he goes to whip him into the guardrail!

CHAD BORDEAUX: But no! Trever reverses it and sends TRD into the guardrail! TRD smashes into the guardrail in what looked like a very painful moment for him. Trever comes back with a boot to the face of TRD! And TRD lays flat on the ringside floor as Trever goes back to work on him. Remember, fans, this is NOT a no DQ match. Trever and TRD have to watch what moves they pull on each other. And Trever sets TRD up... CATAPULT INTO THE STEEL POST ON THE OUTSIDE, AND TRD'S NOSE COULD BE BROKEN! TRD hits the floor, holding his face, and now Trever is back to his feet. Trever takes TRD and rolls him into the ring.

PAUL MARSHALL: And now Trever hits the ring, and now both are back in the ring where they belong. Man, I've never seen TRD fly like that. But Trever's not done with him. Trever whips TRD into the corner...and nails him with an axe-handle in the turnbuckle! Trever bounces off the ropes...and lands a bulldog in the middle of the ring on the stunned TRD! Trever rolls TRD over... he's going for the pin! 1... 2... NO! TRD's leg drapes over the bottom rope, and this match continues.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Trever pulls TRD away from the ropes.. and TRD nails a kick square into Trever's forehead! Trever goes down and TRD gets back to his feet! TRD drags Trever up to his feet by his hair, and lands a dropkick into Trever's chest! Trever goes down, and TRD pounces right back up to his feet! Trever crawls back up, and TRD gets a hold of him again! Scoop slam! Clothesline as Trever gets back up, and TRD nails him flat on his back! TRD goes for the cover! 1... 2... 3... NO! Trever kicks out at the last second, and TRD has to go back to the drawing board. TRD picks Trever back up, but Trever reverses with an armbar... GERMAN SUPLEX RIGHT ON TRD'S HEAD! TRD could be very well knocked out, and Trever goes for the cover! NO! TRD's leg is hanging on the outside of the ring, and the ref refuses to count it!

PAUL MARSHALL: Well that's not going to stop Trever. Trever drags TRD away from the turnbuckle, and he sets him down. He goes off the ropes.... LEGDROP on TRD! Trever Leiss hooks the leg this time! 1.. 2... NO! TRD kicked out! TRD kicks out, and this is just pissing Leiss off! Trever picks TRD up... suplex-NO! TRD reverses it, and comes down with a major body splash on Trever Leiss! 1... 2... NO! Trever pushes TRD off at the last second, and this match continues! TRD gets back to his feet, and stomps away at the fallen Leiss who's trying to get back up. TRD drags Leiss to the corner, and throws him in! Headbutt by TRD! I love it! The brutality! LOW BLOW BY TRD ON LEISS! TRD just set Leiss into the corner and planted him in a low blow, and I don't know if the referee saw it or not, but Leiss DEFINITELY had to feel that one!

CHAD BORDEAUX: TRD pulls Leiss away, and goes off the ropes... running DDT onto Leiss, who's been doubled over after that devastating maneuver! TRD picks Leiss back up... and sets him up for a piledriver! NO! Leiss shoots TRD over the top rope and TRD collides with the floor! TRD spills out onto the floor for the second time this match, and now Leiss is climbing down to continue the match on the outside. Leiss picks TRD back up, and slams him into the steel steps! DROPKICK BY LEISS INTO TRD'S KNEE INTO THE STEPS! TRD's knee might've been taken out by that move, and Leiss gets back up to continue the beating! Leiss drags TRD back up.. And smashes him face-first into the steel guardrail on the outside! Leiss drags TRD by the hair over to our announce table... AND TRD NAILS LEISS WITH A RIGHT HAND! Leiss charges at TRD... AND TRD PICKS LEISS UP... SPINEBUSTER THROUGH THE TABLE! JESUS CHRIST!

PAUL MARSHALL: Our table has just been reduced to splinters as TRD just planted Leiss through our table! And the ref is going to check on Leiss, and TRD pushes him away! TRD takes Leiss, and rolls him back into the ring! TRD doesn't even seem to care about winning! He just wants to beat the hell out of Leiss! He could've been disqualified right there... if the ref was that dumb.

CHAD BORDEAUX: TRD is now in the ring with Leiss, and he locks him up! Leiss pushes him off... and TRD comes back with a forearm shot to the face! TRD picks Leiss back up... RAW DE-NO! Leiss reverses it with a backdrop in the middle of the ring! Leiss picks TRD back up... DEMON DROP! Leiss landed The Demon Drop on TRD! And Leiss hooks the leg! But the ref is still getting in the ring! C'mon... and the ref finally hits the ring! 1... 2... NO! TRD kicked out at the last second! Leiss might've had TRD done, but the referee couldn't make it in time! And now Leiss is upset! Leiss picks TRD up, and TRD lands an uppercut to the jaw! Leiss bounces off the ropes... AND TRD LANDS THE RAW DEAL! TRD LANDS THE RAW DEAL ON LEISS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! TRD's got it locked in tight! Is Leiss gonna tap?! Is Leiss gonna tap??

PAUL MARSHALL: NO! Leiss isn't tapping, but TRD's got it locked on tight! Leiss is screaming in agony! What's this? Chaos is on the ringside, and he's distracting the ref! Dammit, Chaos! Let Leiss just tap out in peace! AND LEISS IS TAPPING! LEISS IS TAPPING OUT, and Chaos has the ref distracted! TRD lets Leiss go, and grabs Chaos! TRD NAILS CHAOS IN THE FACE WITH A RIGHT HAND, AND CHAOS HITS THE RING FLOOR! GO TRD! TRD turns around... and Leiss nails him with a clothesline! Leiss is going to the top rope! TRD is totally dazed... and I think....YES!

CHAD BORDEAUX: ENTRANCE TO EXILE-NO!!!!!! TRD MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! TRD MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! Leiss hits the mat, and TRD's back up! What's that? TRD's US Title is in the ring! TRD picks it up... AND BASHES LEISS IN THE FACE WITH IT! LEISS GOES DOWN! The ref turns around... TRD has the cover! 1... 2... 3! TRD RETAINS HIS TITLE!

RING ANNOUNCER: HERE IS YOUR WINNER... AND STILL THE UNITED STATES CHAMPION...TOMMY PAYNE!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Wait a second... title belts just don't appear on the ringside...and look. TRD rolls out of the ring and Leiss goes up after him... WAIT A SECOND! Someone's in the ring behind Leiss! That's MR. DISCO! Mr. Disco is in there with Leiss.

Mr. Disco does a little pose as Leiss turns around, stunned. Chaos gets up slowly, only being able to look on as Mr. Disco moves his hips, waiting for Leiss to get back up.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Mr. Disco's the one who handed TRD the belt! And now Mr. Disco nails Leiss in the gut! DISCO DROP! JESUS CHRIST! Mr. Disco just came in and landed The Disco Drop on Trever Leiss! And now Disco is standing over Leiss and he's dancing! What the hell is going on?

CHAD BORDEAUX: I'll tell you who that is... that's Dark Angel! Dark Angel has a microphone!

DARK ANGEL: Exiled One... allow me to welcome you to the loooong judgment of the RAWF!

Dark Angel and Mr. Disco pick Trever Leiss up... and whip him into the ropes...

CHAD BORDEAUX: DOUBLE D DEATH DROP! Mr. Disco and Dark Angel have landed their attack on Leiss, and now Chaos is in the ring! Here comes the rest of 187! And Double D have fled the ring and are heading to the audience! My god, what a night!

The scene opens up backstage with Leia Sheridan walking up the hall way. She turns the corner and bumps right into Jasmine...

Jasmine wont let her walk past her so Leia goes to turn around. Jasmine steps aside as Styx was standing behind Leia and blows a fire ball right in her face this week hitting it. Leia goes down screaming as Jasmine and Styx pick up Leia and slam her up against the wall.

PAUL MARSHALL: They are eliminating the Leia factor before the main event!!

Jasmine starts pounding on Leia as Styx goes over and grabs a table leaning against the wall. She sets up up and pulls Leia up and Jasmine gets on the other side as they double powerbomb Leia through the table...

Trever and JYD stand outside the dark hallway with the name "TRD's Dressing Room" on it.

JYD ROMAN JAMES: Well, what the hell do we do if he's not in here???

TREVER LEISS: Then we'll wait him out. We know he's not roaming the halls CONSTANTLY. Else he'd be dead by now with the coverage we've got.

JYD ROMAN JAMES: Yeah...

TREVER LEISS: Welp... lets bust in this shindig...

Trever kicks the door open, and rushes into the dark room, as does JYD. The look around and see nothing in the darkness, as the camera follows.

TONY ROCKY HORROR: GGGGggrrRRR...

TREVER LEISS: Oh......

JYD ROMAN JAMES: Sh!t.....

TREVER LEISS: Yeah.

The door slams shut, pushing the cameraman back and out of the way, just as The Demon smashes a glass bottle against the head of Trever.

CHAD BORDEAUX: OH MY!!

PAUL MARSHALL: HAHAHAHAHA! Genius! Pure Genius!