June 8, 2002
Music Hall
Aberdeen, Scotland
24,209 in attendance,.

The fans are packed into the arena as the RAWF has finally come to town to make it's very first stop in Scotland. The fans are rabid as signs such as Welcome Home Jimi!! and DEAL WITH THIS are shown. The fans erupt into a mixture of boos and cheers as Born of a Broken Man plays and Victor Synn walks out. He makes his way down to the ring and climbs in.

VICTOR SYNN: Well, well, well, tonight I make my long awaited in ring return. And I gets booked against the monster Mabus. Just about everybody in the back would be worried going into this one. Mabus is a monster and all that shiznit. Well, you looking at the more dangerous one. Monster or whatever, I'm the one you don't want to run into on the streets. I'm the one you gotta look out for. Just like you gotta look out for all the 1-8-7. We the ones that will hurt you. And tonight, we show ya.

Into the Void begins to play and TRD walks out to the entrance ramp. Tommy begins to speak.

TOMMY PAYNE: See, that's where you're mistaken Victor. See, I've already thought about things and realized your little punk army would try and screw me and Crusher out of the tag titles. So tonight, the tag titles will be defended in the Hell in a Cell!!!!

The fans erupt as lights turn on illuminating the cell over the ring. Payne smirks and walks off as Synn quickly chases after him.
 

Six Person Texas Tornado
  vs. 
Brandy Sangria, Untouchable & Kon Artist vs. Infected Youth, Hector & James Outlaw

CHAD BORDEAUX: The 187 members Brandy , Untouchable, and Kon Artist are in the ring. Brandy seems to be direction traffic. We have a 187 Vs I guess State of Emergency match as Youth is in that stable. Stable wars have returned to the RAWF..

PAUL MARSHALL: does the SOE even exist still?

CHAD BORDEAUX: Who knows. Kon is talking strategy with the ring Veteran Sangria and the Fairly veteran like Untouchable.

PAUL MARSHALL: These Stable wars seem to be about who can make the least impact possible.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Shut up.

PAUL MARSHALL: either Way I'm not sure how the Youth/Hector/Outlaw team has much of a chance here. I mean Hector is probably stoned out of his mind. Brandy is certifiable legend And Untouchable is theoretically one of the greatest in RAWF history well was anyway.

CHAD BORDEAUX: But The 187 has Kon Artist on their team.

PAUL MARSHALL: Hmm I guess its push then ain't it? This is gonna be a good old fashioned brawl.

RING ANNOUNCER: The Following is a 6 man Texas Tornado match and is for one fall.

CHAD BORDEAUX: brings me back to the days of Von Erics.

PAUL MARSHALL: Back in 86' Terry and Dory Funk Vs the Kerry and ...

CHAD BORDEAUX: Shut Up. Seriously.

Blurry by Puddle of Mudd hits and the crowd is slightly less apathetic than usual but still confused about who to cheer for here. Infected Youth runs down the ramp. The 187 members challenge him to get into the ring.

PAUL MARSHALL: Youth knowing that discretion is the better part of valor shows some brains and doesn't rush the ring.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Wait out of the ring It Outlaw and Hector! They charge the ring! Hector clubbing Kon Artist from behind with lariat.

PAUL MARSHALL: Back stabbing gutless bastards. I love these guys.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Untouchable sees his fallen stable mate but doesn't see out who ...

*snap*

PAUL MARSHALL: Ewww...

CHAD BORDEAUX: My God. That was ... That was ... the most vicious spear I've ever seen. The Outlaw with an intent to injure. Just chop blocked/speared Untouchable's right knee! I swear he just ripped his leg in two. Jesus Untouchable collapses instantly screaming in pain.

PAUL MARSHALL: That was awesome.

CHAD BORDEAUX: That was one of the most sick things I've seen in a while Untouchable's right knee was snapped in two I swear. Hyper extended if he's lucky. Outlaw is unsure of what he's done but looks pleased. He goes to inflict more damage on Untouchable but Brandy nearly takes his head off for his troubles with a spinning heel kick to the face. Now Brandy pounding on the Outlaw. He gets back up and she connects with a roundhouse kick to the temple he drops.

PAUL MARSHALL: Hector rumbling with Kon with go behind hector with a block. Hector with a go behind. German Suplex! He landed Kon Artist right on his head. Dare I say, freestyle!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy is just demolishing Outlaw now. He stumbles to his feet but Brandy chops him back down with massive Axe Kick. Across the back of the neck. She just decapitated him. Cover. 1 ...2 ...

PAUL MARSHALL: And Infected Youth makes a save. Now he's all over Brandy. He pound her into a corner. And on the opposite side hector has worked Kon artist into the corner. I think we are going to get a little three stooges-esque maneuvers as Youth and Hector look to Irish whip their opponents into each other.

CHAD BORDEAUX: That seems to be the case. Both with an Irish whip brandy reverses it She whip Infected youth out of the corner. And Youth Spears Kon artist out of his Boots with the cutting edge! Kon Artist's stomach was caved in!

PAUL MARSHALL: he reversed the Reversal! Hector looks pleased but Brandy comes over the pile in the middle with a running scissors kick! She took the stoner's head clean off. Save for its still on! They both goes for covers! The Ref is beyond confused the pounds both hands! 1 ... 2 ... Hector Kicks out!

CHAD BORDEAUX: but the count is still on Kon Artist! 3... no! He kick out at two! Both brandy and infected youth yell at the ref he hold up two fingers. Brandy is up She ignores the fallen Hector and forearms Youth as he still complains to the official. No she grabs his head and runs into the corner DIVINE REWIND! She ran up the turnbuckle and leveled him with the tornado DDT!

PAUL MARSHALL: It just elementary now. She covers. 1 ... 2 ... 3... no! The Outlaw with the Save! He drops a leg across the back of Brandy's head as she covers. She rolls off holding the back of her head. Now he drops an elbow and another.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Kon artist has gotten his second wind. He and Hector are trading lefts and right on the other side of the ring. Hector with block kick to the stomach and goes for Getting swulled a variation on the DDT. But Kon with nothing light Suplex! What a reversal! But he can't keep the bridge pin. Both are now up hector getting the worse of That exchange. Kon Catches him. Lock down! He planted Hector!

PAUL MARSHALL: Wisely Hector Rolls out of the ring to regroup But he turns around and Infected youth With a Diamond Cutter!! Nevermind!

CHAD BORDEAUX: What?

PAUL MARSHALL: Nevermind.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Nevermind what?

PAUL MARSHALL: Just call the match smart ass.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Youth just nailed his finisher this could be over! 1 ... 2... 3! Its over!

PAUL MARSHALL: Not so Fast! Kon artist has his foot on the rope! No he joins Hector on the outside regrouping.

CHAD BORDEAUX: That was extremely close. In the other corner Outlaw picks up brandy He looks like he's going for a reverse DDT but she knees him in the nuts spins around hooks his head and leg and Nails a side Russian legsweep both superstars are down.

PAUL MARSHALL: Untouchable is still down Chad. I think he's really hurt. What's youth doing?

CHAD BORDEAUX: he pulls the hurting big man into the center of the ring. Now he points to the turn buckle and takes a running start! He leaps to the top turnbuckle moonsault! God he's already hurt you bastard! He just nailed the Lights out on cripple!

PAUL MARSHALL: And Brandy Grabs the back of his head before he covers reverse DDT That would make Victor Synn proud. Youth tries to escape to the outside but Brandy pulls him back up whips him into the rope and follow him clothesline him over the ropes.

CHAD BORDEAUX: But her momentum took her over as well! Outlaw and untouchable are the only ones in the ring. He looks around. And Crawls over to the wounded Untouchable. Cover! This is chicken Sh*beep*t!

PAUL MARSHALL: BRILLIANT! Untouchable is in so much pain he doesn't realize. 1..2...3! Its over HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! What an upset.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy and Kon Artist roll back into the ring but the outlaw escapes. This is something of Minor upset Maybe? Brandy kicks the rope in anger as Kon Artist checks Untouchable as he just clutches at his knee here come EMTs to the ring with a stretcher.

PAUL MARSHALL: here's a replay of That chop block In slow motion if you look Right here. Look at the angle of the knee. Bending in the completely in opposite direction it should be. Then Touch's 450 lb. didn't helping him collapsing directly on said knee.

CHAD BORDEAUX: I think I'm going to be ill.

PAUL MARSHALL: Career ender for sure.

Triple Threat Tag
  vs.   vs. 
Double D vs. TRH & Dage vs. David Laursen & Kronic Krow

RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, our next match is set for one fall and is a triple threat tag match. Introducing first, here are Mr. Disco and Dark Angel, Double D!!!!

The two former stars emerge to a moderate response from the fans. They climb into the ring and await their opponents.

RING ANNOUNCER: And their opponents, first, making his way to the ring, here is Tony Rocky Horror!!!!

The Demon comes out and walks down to the ring to the boos of the fans. With a wild look in his eyes, he climbs into the ring.

RING ANNOUNCER: And his partner, here is Dage!!!!

Dage comes down to a small response from the crowd. A few loyal Dage fans chant his name.

RING ANNOUNCER: And their opponents, here are David Laursen and Kronic Krow!!

The fans give a decent response for the duo as a few Krow fans cheer them on.

CHAD BORDEAUX: All six men are in the ring and it looks like TRH, Disco and Krow are gonna start This one off. The bell rings and Krow and Disco immediately go to doubleteaming the Demon. In my opinion, that's the smartest thing they can do.

PAUL MARSHALL: I'd have to agree. If you can take the Demon out of the fight you have a much better chance of success. The two of them are pounding away on the Demon and they toss him into the ropes. Double clothesline. They've got the Demon down and are now both stomping away on him. Disco drops an elbow as Krow lands a leg drop on him.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Both men are up and stomping him again as Disco kicks the Krow and hits him with a neckbreaker. Disco with the double-cross and now he picks up the Youth and whips him into the only open corner. Disco charges in and hits a splash in the corner before climbing to the second rope and wiggling his hips before raining down the punches on Krow. But the Demon is up.

PAUL MARSHALL: Tony goes over to the corner and grabs Disco and pulls him out of the corner and slams him with a reverse Smirking Revenge!!! He covers out of instinct, 1....2.... Krow leaped off the second rope and broke up the pin with a legdrop to the back of the Demon's head.

CHAD BORDEAUX: The Krow pulls up Tony and goes to kick him but the Demon catches his foot, enziguri, no, Tony ducks it but holds onto the foot and twists it in a horrific ankle lock!! He's gonna snap the kid's ankle!!

PAUL MARSHALL: The Krow screams in pain but won't give up. But Disco is to his knees and hits a low blow on the Demon from behind. The Demon releases the ankle lock and drops to his knees as Disco stands up and kicks him in the back of the head.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Krow crawls to his corner and tags in Laursen. Disco pulls up the Demon and the Demon shoots out an arm grabbing him by the throat but Laursen nails the Demon in the back of the head with a boot. The Demon goes down and Disco drops Laursen with a martial arts kick to the temple.

PAUL MARSHALL: Disco now tags in the Dark Angel. Dage is hollering at Horror to tag him in but Horror ignores him as he stands up and turns toward Dark Angel. The two start to slug it out Dark Angel hits a couple of hard shots and then knocks the Demon out of the ring with a clothesline over the top.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Dark Angel now turns and catches Laursen charging in taking David's head off with a boot. Laursen goes down as Horror climbs back into the ring. Horror decks Dark Angel from behind and starts stomping on him as Laursen is once again back up.

PAUL MARSHALL: David stumbles into the Demon who kicks him low. Laursen doubles over and the Demon grabs him, Killing Joke!!! Laursen is out but Tony turns toward Dark Angel who is getting up without bothering to pin Laursen.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Wait, Dage with the blind tag as Tony attacks Dark Angel. Dage climbs up top and leaps, Revolution on Laursen!!! Dage covers, 1....2....3!!! Krow didn't quite make it in time for the save but now he's pulled up Dage and the two are fighting it out!!

PAUL MARSHALL: Multiple refs have already reached ringside to try and break up the brawl that's about to ensue. We'll be right back.

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Normal Match
  vs. 
Mabus vs. Victor Synn
 

RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is set for one fall! Introducing first, representing the 1-8-7, weighing in tat 365 pounds! Victor Synn!!!!

as Born of a Broken Man by Rage Against the Machine plays those for the 1-8-7 cheer and those against them shower him with boo's. Oblivious to it all Synn struts to the ring with a wooden ball bat slung over his shoulder. He sets the ball bat up against the steel steps and climbs them into the ring.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Now I'm not so sure he needs to bring That bat to the ring!

PAUL MARSHALL: I wouldn't be sure, if it wasn't Mabus he was up against! This guy is huge!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Synn's no midget either!

RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, representing the State of Emergency, weighing in at 492 pounds, accompanied to the ring by James Black, Mabus!!!!!

I Disappear by Metallica plays as both James Black and Mabus head to the ring. Mabus climbs onto the ring apron as James Black stays standing outside the ring.

PAUL MARSHALL: And the Synn Man jumps at Mabus before Mabus could get over the ropes into the ring and Synn is pounding Mabus in the face with right hands! Synn seems to have stunned Mabus and now Synn runs across the ring bouncing off the ropes and flying back at him!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Synn going to clothesline Mabus off the apron but Mabus ducks the swing and catches Synn by the head in That stunner type hold and brings his neck crashing down across the top ring rope!

PAUL MARSHALL: Mabus isn't as big and dumb as he looks... well he is as big as he looks, Man This guys huge!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Synn falling to his hands and knees to the mat as Mabus gets back up onto the apron and This time steps right over the top rope into the ring as Synn gets to his feet and bounces back off the opposite ropes again coming at Mabus who brings up the foot and takes Synn's head off with the big boot!!

PAUL MARSHALL: Mabus grab's Synn by the bald head and is dragging him up but Synn starts a flurry of punches into the fat gut of Mabus! Mabus is reeling as Synn gets fully to his feet and grabs Mabus by the arm, Short arm clothesline by he Synn man!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Synn follows it up with an elbow drop to the chest of Mabus and jumps back to his feet to repeat the process!

PAUL MARSHALL: He hits the elbow again, leaps up and bounces off the ropes coming back and leaping into the air for a huge elbow drop-

CHAD BORDEAUX: That Mabus rolls out of the way of and Synn gets nothing but mat before rolling to his feet as Mabus does! Synn ducks a clothesline from Mabus comes up behind him and hits a neck breaker!

PAUL MARSHALL: The ring rust seems to be disappearing already from Synn as he latches on the arm bar really hyperextending the elbow of Mabus!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Synn cranks it on for a bit then lets go and gets up as Mabus does as well.

PAUL MARSHALL: Synn is all over Mabus before he's completely up and, he's trying to lift the big man! Synn has him up in a back breaker!! He connects!! He just broke Mabus's back! He had to of!

CHAD BORDEAUX: And Synn pulling Mabus up again and This time hooking him up from behind in the reverse DDT! James Black slides into the ring from behind and charges Synn!

PAUL MARSHALL: But Synn somehow knows he's coming and releases his hold on Mabus to duck the clothesline from James Black! James Black spins around to face Synn who grabs him and presses him up over his head!!! Synn walks to the ropes and Press Slams James Black over them and to the floor!!! He may be broken in half!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Synn turns and Mabus is there with a kick to the gut and he sets Synn up! He's going for the reverse tombstone-

PAUL MARSHALL: Synn reverses with a huge back drop!!! Synn turns as Mabus gets him and Synn grabs him from behind! Guillotine!!! Synn hits the Guillotine!!! He covers Mabus! 1.... 2.... 3!! Victor Synn has done it against the big man!

CHAD BORDEAUX: James Black is up on the outside and he has the ball bat Synn brought to the ring! Mabus shaking out the cobwebs and getting up as Synn turns to face James Black who slides in the ring with the bat!

PAUL MARSHALL: James swings and Synn ducks!!! James Black smacks Mabus in the face with the bat and Mabus stumbles as James turns to face Synn behind him! rips the bat away from James Black and cracks him over the head and James goes down!!!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Mabus still stumbling before Synn smacks him in the face with the bat and he falls flat on his face!! God no! Synn is hovering over Mabus with That bat!!

PAUL MARSHALL: Synn is slamming the ball bat into the spine of Mabus!! He'll end his career!!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Synn is sick!

PAUL MARSHALL: He's not letting up and Mabus is no longer moving!! Synn is taking out the beast That is Mabus with those bat shots to the spine!! Mabus is in a state of Emergency right here!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Finally after the bat breaks over the back of Mabus Synn drops the half still in his hand and is leaving! We need paramedics out here! Go to commercial!

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Tag Team
  vs. 
Ice Cold & Styx vs. Jimi Sinister & Leia Sheridan

RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen., This next match is a tag team match, scheduled for one fall...

Cocky begins to play, and Ice Cold struts into the arena, followed by her tag team partner Styx. Both women walk down to the ring smiling to themselves.

RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, the team of Ice Cold and Styx!

PAUL MARSHALL: Wow, what a team these two make! I don't know if Jimi Sinister knows just how lucky he is!

RING ANNOUNCER: And their opponents, introducing first, Leia Sheridan!

Defy You hits, and Leia Sheridan walks out into the arena, to a great reception.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Leia looking rather nervous here, she's waiting outside the ring for her partner, rather than wait anywhere near Styx and Ice Cold.

Heavy Metal by Sammy Hagar hits, and the crowd explode for their champion.

RING ANNOUNCER: And her partner, the RAWF World champion, Jimi Sinister!

Leia looks down at the entrance, waiting for Jimi to appear.... but nothing happens.

PAUL MARSHALL: Hey, could someone get our champion off his Nintendo and out here to wrestle?

CHAD BORDEAUX: Come to think of it, we haven't heard anything from Jimi all week...

RING ANNOUNCER: Her partner, Jimi Sinister?!

Still nothing.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Where the hell is he?

PAUL MARSHALL: He probably got lost in the toilet.

CHAD BORDEAUX: HEY! Ice Cold and Styx just jumped Leia on the outside! She was looking the other way, she didn't see it coming! Hard blows send Leia sprawling on the floor, and Styx and Ice Cold put the boots to her! A sick sneak attack here, but the question has to be where is Jimi?

PAUL MARSHALL: He's still playing with his Lego.

CHAD BORDEAUX: This is serious! He wouldn't just leave Leia to fight these two on her own! Styx picks Leia up and rolls her into the ring, and they follow her in.... and now they ring the bell? That's not fair!

PAUL MARSHALL: The Show must go on Chad! Haha, do you get it? 'The Show!'

CHAD BORDEAUX: Yeah that's REAL funny Paul. Just like how funny it is to see Leia fight these two on her own!

PAUL MARSHALL: I suppose That is funny!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Just stop! Styx and Ice Cold whip Leia to a corner, and she hits hard! Now Styx and Ice Cold stomping a hole of mud in Leia!

PAUL MARSHALL: Hole of mud?

CHAD BORDEAUX: Forget it. I can't believe This match is even going ahead, Leia pulled off a win last week over Styx, but against Styx and Ice Cold her chances are slim to none. Now Styx and Ice Cold set her up, big time double suplex! Followed by a double leg drop. This is difficult to watch! The official ordering Styx to leave the ring, This is a tag match after all.

PAUL MARSHALL: Not any more, its a handicap match now!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Ice Cold picks Leia up, and lays into her with right hands, staggering her back onto the ropes. Irish whip, and Ice Cold nearly beheads Leia with a huge clothesline! And look at the faces of Ice and Styx!

PAUL MARSHALL: I don't think I've ever seen Styx smile before, she's not That kind of girl.

CHAD BORDEAUX: This match is a gimme for them really. Ice Cold throws Leia into her teams corner, and blatantly chokes her! The referee admonishes the 5 count, and she releases right on the count of 5! The referee shouts at Ice Cold, who shouts back - hey! Styx is choking Leia behind the referees back! As if they didn't have a big enough advantage already! And Styx slams Leia to the mat by her hair. This just isn't right.

PAUL MARSHALL: Why don't you stop whining? We have to entertain these people somehow!

CHAD BORDEAUX: I could have thought of more entertaining ways than This

PAUL MARSHALL: Like bear baiting?

CHAD BORDEAUX: NO! Leia is on her hands and knees trying to get up, but Ice Cold nails her with a kick to the face, and Leia crumples back to the mat. And now she tags in Styx, who wastes no time in stomping on the face of Leia. This is really big of Styx, she wants Leia, but only when she's down and hurt!

PAUL MARSHALL: That's the best time to attack, it makes it easier!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Styx grabs Leia by the hair, and throws her across the ring! Styx and Ice Cold are just taking Leia apart. Leia pulls herself to her feet using the ropes, and Styx nails some real vicious knife edge chops to the chest!

PAUL MARSHALL: WOO!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Just stop! Styx whips Leia to the corner, and continues the beating there. Now Styx setting up for That Tornado DDT! Styx sitting on That top turnbuckle, shouting obscenities at Leia, who is out on her feet. She goes for the Tornado DDT - NO! Leia countered with a sit out spinebuster! She's still in This damn match! She goes for the cover! 1, 2... Styx kicks out after 2. Leia was too weak to even hook a leg there, but she could have pulled it off there!

PAUL MARSHALL: Could have, but didn't. It's gonna take a lot more than That to beat either of these women!

CHAD BORDEAUX: But how much does Leia have left? She is first to her feet, and drops Styx with a dropkick! Styx falls, but climbs quickly to her feet - boot to the gut, and a DDT from Leia! She goes for another cover, and This time hooks the leg! 1..2...3! No, Styx kicked out! But Ice Cold comes in and forearms Leia in the back of the head, and now Leia and Styx are down, and the referee makes Ice Cold get out of the ring.

PAUL MARSHALL: This is where Leia could really use a partner, both wrestlers down and needing some time out. But That doofus has left her in the lurch. Maybe they are having some personal problems?

CHAD BORDEAUX: That's none of your business anyway! Styx crawls to her corner, and makes the tag to Ice Cold. Leia crawls to what would have been the corner in which Jimi would have been in, but there's no-one there. Ice Cold runs over and hits a baseball slide dropkick to the back of Leia's head. Leia is down near the corner, Ice Cold wastes no time - Frozen Tear Drop! She caught That perfectly! And the cover - 1,2... no Leia somehow gets the shoulder up! How is she still in This match?

PAUL MARSHALL: Because she hasn't lost yet! Duh!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Ice Cold picks up Leia, but Leia swings with a clothesline - no Ice Cold ducks! She catches Leia behind - Overcast!!! Out of nowhere! Leia is totally out of This, and Ice Cold is calling Styx in, This doesn't look good for Leia. They hook her - good Lord!! DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!! My God that's it! Please, just finish it now! Ice Cold drops for the cover, but Styx tells her to pick up Leia again! This is just sick! They set her up - DOUBLE JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB!!!! Leia is broken in half! And Styx casually puts a boot on the chest of Leia, in an arrogant cover. This is over!

1....

PAUL MARSHALL: Man, That impact was sickening!

2....

CHAD BORDEAUX: Thank God This one is over!

Suddenly Heavy Metal by Sammy Hagar hits, and the crowd explode again. Through the curtain comes, much to the surprise of Ice Cold and particularly Styx, a limping, walking wounded Jimi Sinister.

CHAD BORDEAUX: HE'S HERE!! And..... he looks like hell! What the hell happened to him? He looks like he was in a car crash or something?!

PAUL MARSHALL: Well now we know he wasn't playing Nintendo....unless those games have subliminal messages.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Styx slides out of the ring and charges down towards Jimi Sinister. She swings with a right hand, but Jimi ducks it! He spins her around - SUPER WEDGIE!!!!!

PAUL MARSHALL: I've heard that's more uncomfortable than the fires of Hell - I wonder if Styx agrees!

CHAD BORDEAUX: And Jimi with all his strength throws Styx into the steel rail - holy cow, she hit head first! Now Jimi staggers towards the ring, where an irate Ice Cold is waiting for him! He climbs up onto the ring apron, but Ice Cold nails him with a right hand! Jimi hits back with one of his own! Ice Cold throws another punch, but Jimi blocks it, grabs Ice Cold by the head, and drops her across the top rope! Jimi falls off the ring apron to the floor, and Ice Cold falls backwards - straight into a roll up by Leia!! She's got a pin! 1....2......3!!!! She got it! Ring the bell! Unbelievable!!!

RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of This match, the team of Jimi Sinister and Leia Sheridan!

CHAD BORDEAUX: In amazing circumstances, Leia managed to roll up Ice Cold for the win! And Jimi has returned, but we don't know what happened to him, and he's injured to say the least!

PAUL MARSHALL: Look at those horrible marks on his chest and stomach.... I think I'm gonna spew!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Leia is with Jimi on the floor, she looks mighty relieved to see him! A
team of paramedics have come down to attend to our champion, now seems like a good time to take a break!

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1-8-7 Rules Intercontinental Title

  vs. 
'The Exiled One' Trever Leiss vs. Darksider

CHAD BORDEAUX: Well Paul, This next match is going to certainly be a slugfest…

PAUL MARSHALL: More like a massacre! What the hell was That dumbass Darksider thinking last week? Him and Payne could have taken the RAWF back EASILY with those dopes… now I hope he gets his ass stomped in…

CHAD BORDEAUX: I thought you couldn’t stand Leiss either?

PAUL MARSHALL: Good point. I hope they both destroy each other!

CHAD BORDEAUX: But I’ve got a feeling This one won’t be a one on one…

PAUL MARSHALL: Well, one out of two ain’t bad…

Trever makes his way down the ramp, as his music hits. The crowd gives him a nice pop.

PAUL MARSHALL: God I hate This freak.

Demonoid Phenomenon hits the speakers, as Darksider comes out to a mixed crowd. His new Intercontinental Title draped across his chest, he steps into the ring, as Leiss stands up to him face to face.

CHAD BORDEAUX: 1-8-7 Rules here folks… we haven’t seen a match like This in a while…

PAUL MARSHALL: Trever and DS start brawling away in the ring! Leiss with a flurry of forearms, gets Darksider backed up into the corner, and then knees him in the midsection… DDT!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Trever pops back up like a bolt of lightning, with a handful of Darksider’s hair, as he shoots him into the opposite corner… Leiss follows up with a big splash!

PAUL MARSHALL: Trever with a backheel kick now… but Darksider catches his foot, and smashes his forearm into Trever’s face, planting him to the ground.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider taking the advantage now, goes to stomp on Leiss, but Trever raises up and hits him with a low blow! Sider bent over now, as Trever stands up, and rolls him into a small package! 1…2…

PAUL MARSHALL: And Darksider damn near got his ass stuck for the three! Both men roll up to their feet, as they go for the tie up again…

CHAD BORDEAUX: Knee by Darksider… and he picks Trever up, and plants him with a nice gutwrench suplex.

PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider rolls out of the ring now, and reaches underneath the apron… FINALLY some excitement to This match…

CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider pulls out a trashcan, and stands up with it now… but Look! Trever Leaps over the top rope, with a missile dropkick, and smashes the trashcan into Darksider’s face!!

PAUL MARSHALL: DS collapses on the concrete, and Trever makes the cover!

CHAD BORDEAUX: 1…2… Kickout by Darksider! Keep in mind folks, it’s not just the pinfall That counts… with 187 rules, after you are pinned, or have submitted, you have to the count of 10 to get up to your feet… and if you don’t….

PAUL MARSHALL: Then you lose! Trever is up now, and has snatched a steel chair. He folds it up, and rushes over to Darksider who’s getting back up to his feet… Trever swings the chair… but Darksider dodges it… and hits Leiss with a big boot, sending Leiss over the rail, and into the crowd!

CHAD BORDEAUX: DS hops the rail now, and grabs Trever who’s almost back to his feet… Irish whip by DS, and Leiss crashes into the guard railing back first! Follow up clothesline by Darksider, and Trever is back to ringside!

PAUL MARSHALL: Trever’s still fighting back up to his feet now, as Darksider grabs the chair That Trever had.earlier… he swings it at Leiss… SMACK! Leiss crumbles backwards towards the steel post! DS swings again…CRACK! HAHA!! Leiss just got the back of his head smashed into the steel post by That chair!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider picks Leiss up now… and powerbombs him on the concrete! Leiss is done for!

PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider makes the cover: 1…2…3! Now the ref starts counting to 10!

CHAD BORDEAUX: The ref starts counting to ten now as… Look! Here comes Showtime down the ramp!

PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider doesn’t see Showtime, as he clobbers into him from behind! Darksider hits the floor, as Showtime starts stomping away!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Trever just barely pulls himself up to his feet with some help of the apron by the count of five… It looks like he’s been a little busted open.

PAUL MARSHALL: Showtime has Darksider up, and rolls him into the ring now! Show leaps over the apron… and lands with a guillotine leg drop onto Darksider’s head, as the referee tries to get Showtime to leave the ring!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Show just shoves the ref down now, as he stomps on Darksider’s head some more! Come on now damnit, This is an outrage! They just got started! Showtime has DS’ legs, and is putting him into the Showshooter!

PAUL MARSHALL: Hold your ears! Leiss has a mic!

TREVER LEISS: Yo Bro… STOP.

Showtime stops halfway through turning Darksider into the Showshooter He turns to Trever confused.

TREVER LEISS: Bro… I appreciate it… but I can do This on my own. It’s my time… and my intercontinental match.

Trever slides into the ring, as Trever and Showtime get up face to face.

CHAD BORDEAUX: And Showtime nods, and shakes Trever’s hand! He’s leaving the ring, and respecting Trever’s wishes…

PAUL MARSHALL: He wants it on his own, he’s got it! Of course, after Showtime gets in a few shots on Sider he tells him to stop… heh.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Better late than never. Trever gets Darksider up to his feet now, and throws him into the ropes… DS comes back looking for a clothesline, but Trever ducks it… Sider hits the opposite side, and Trever nails him with a superkick, toppling DS over the top rope!

PAUL MARSHALL: Trever takes a run towards the turnbuckles, and hops to the top rope… and follows up with a suicide dive to the outside, as he crashes on top of Darksider! The ref slides out of the ring, and makes the count! 1…2… Kickout by Darksider!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Trever curses loudly, and gets up, kicking Darksider in the ribs. He lifts up the apron now… and is pulling out a table!

PAUL MARSHALL: Trever sets the table up, while Darksider gets up to his feet slowly…

CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider sneaks up behind Leiss and gets him in a full nelson…

PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider launches Trever backwards, smashing him into the steel steps!! Sweet Jesus! I think Trever broke his neck!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Trever looks like he is out of it, indeed, but That’s not stopping Darksider who’s underneath the apron…

PAUL MARSHALL: He should be making the cover! What the hell?

CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider’s pulled out a canteen of kerosene! He’s pouring it all over the table!!

PAUL MARSHALL: I think This was a plan of Trever’s, and Darksider is turning the tide on him! Look under That apron! There’s a sh!tload of more goodies under there! HA!

CHAD BORDEAUX: And DS sure is taking advantage… He grabs the lighter That was conveniently placed next to That kerosene… he lights it up, and sets the table on fire!!

PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider turns around and grabs Leiss by the hair, dragging him slowly towards the fiery table…

CHAD BORDEAUX: He goes to pick Leiss up, but Trever fires away with some hard elbow shots to the midsection… And he whips Darksider into the opposite direction, slamming him through the steel steps! What a reversal by Leiss!

PAUL MARSHALL: And the flames are still spouting from That table, as Darksider slowly picks himself up from the steel steps… Leiss smacks his knee into Darksider’s face, as he locks him up…

CHAD BORDEAUX: F.U.C.T. BY TREVER, AND HE SENDS DARKSIDER CRASHING THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!!!

PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider crashes through the flaming inferno, and rolls out as the smoke rolls from his body! Leiss hops up to the apron, and leaps backwards…. Back Elbow Drop on Sider! Leiss Covers!!! 1….2….3!!! He’s been pinned!

CHAD BORDEAUX: The ref stands up, and starts counting, as Leiss rolls slowly up to his feet, and raises his arms into the air! 1…2…3…4…5…

PAUL MARSHALL: He’s not gonna make it! 6…7…

CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider’s hand reaches up, and grabs the steel security railing! He’s pulling himself up! 8….9…

PAUL MARSHALL: The Referee stops counting! He says That Darksider is legally up to his feet now!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Leiss comes charging at Sider… but Darksider snatches Leiss, and drives him forward into the apron, slamming him spinebuster style!

PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider’s still a tad dizzy, as he falls back to the security railing to keep his balance… Leiss cringes from the pain in his back, but waddles around the ring post, heading over towards the timekeeper’s table!

CHAD BORDEAUX: That’s where That steel chair is! Leiss is going for it!

PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider tries to follow Leiss around the ring now, as Leiss has the chair, and is charging back towards Darksider! Leiss jams the chair into the midsection of Darksider, as Sider nearly collapses backwards… Trever swings the chair… but Darksider throws his fist into the chair, forcing the steel into Trever’s nose!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Trever collapses against the apron, half dizzy, but somehow pulls onto the bottom rope to pull himself up and roll into the ring… Darksider rolls into the ring after Trever with the chair!

PAUL MARSHALL: Trever stands up and hammers a forearm shot into Darksider, followed by a few knee strikes to the midsection, forcing DS to drop the chair!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Spinning Heel Kick by Trever, and DS flops backwards into the ropes… another knee strike by Trever…And Trever hits The Angel’s Fall On Darksider head first into the steel chair!! This could be it!!

PAUL MARSHALL: Trever runs up to the top rope… here he goes!! ENTRANCE TO EXILE!!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Leiss Dives off….

PAUL MARSHALL: But Darksider rolls off to the side slightly… AND TREVER CRASHES ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Good God what a sickening thud!

PAUL MARSHALL: Both men are laid out!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Wait! Look! Darksider is slowly reaching towards Trever!

PAUL MARSHALL: His hand barely grazes across Trever’s chest! The referee counts it! 1…2…3!!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Now Trever has to get back up to his feet before the count of 10!

PAUL MARSHALL: But Darksider is laid out as well!

CHAD BORDEAUX: That doesn’t matter… Trever was the one That was pinned! The ref has to only count for Trever!

PAUL MARSHALL: 1….2…..3….4….5…..6…..7….

CHAD BORDEAUX: Trever is starting to slowly move…

PAUL MARSHALL: He’s not gonna make it 8…9…

CHAD BORDEAUX: And the referee counts to 10! Darksider Retains!

RING ANNOUNCER: And the winner of This match… and STILL RAWF Intercontinental Champion…DARKSIDER!!

CHAD BORDEAUX: What a match! Both men put their all into This, as they both lay on the canvas, completely out of energy… I don’t think we’ve seen the last of This rivalry…

 

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