June 14, 2002
Sports Centre
Glasgow, Scotland
24,207 in attendance,.
The fans in Glasgow are on their feet as the RAWF
has finally invaded their town. The fans in attendance are deafening as the
camera zooms around to take in some of the signs. Signs such as Marry
Me Leia, The Revolution is Here,
JYD- Demon Killer, 1-8-7
4-EVER, and Jimi Sinister is My
Hero. The cameras pan around the arena showing the mass of fans
in attendance as Born of a Broken Man
begins to play. Victor Synn walks out as the majority of cheers turn to boos.
Synn could care less though as he walks down to the ring with a mic in hand.
Victor climbs up the ring steps and holds his hands high before stepping over
the top rope and into the ring. He walks around glaring at the four seas of
fans out the four sides of the ring. Finally, he stops and begins to speak.
VICTOR SYNN: Yo, yo, yo 1-8-7 up in this mutha!!! And tonight, it be our night!! Tonight, we be whipping people and taking names!! Tonight my boy Kon and that wonderful woman Styx are gonna take out a bunch of nonbelievers in that big tag match. Then my boy Leiss gonna kick some sense back into that fool Tony Rocky Horror's head. Maybe if we're lucky that dumb bi--- Malice will bring her ass out and she'll get a little love 1-8-7 style too. And then the all mighty TRD gonna get smacked around like the bi--- he is rather than the bad dude he tries to portray on TV. JYD has got him handled all on his own. And I got no doubts about that match. Then in the big one, me and Brandito get to smack around the two biggest bi---es in RAWF history. The thong wearer and the thong. One spends too much time looking for things to wear in his ass and the other one spends too much time with his head up his. Jimi and Darksider, you both gonna get taught a lesson tonight.
But that's not what I'm out here about. I'm here cause seems Tommy Payne wants to call me out. He wants to take me on at the next pay per view and see if he can't win himself my third of the company. You damn right I'm down with that Tommy. Me and you can bust it up and one man walks away with 2/3 of the company. And that man will be me. And you want me to pick the type of match? Oh I can handle that. Without a doubt. See, what we'll do is we put a scaffold above the ring. And this scaffold will have barbwire ropes stranded around the four sides. Then we'll put us a ladder up there too. And we'll hang us a sledgehammer above that scaffold. First one to use the hammer, wins. And it will be me. Deal with that, bi---.
Victor tosses down the microphone
to the stunned silence of the fans. He walks back to the arena locker room
as the fans start to cheer for the possibility of the match and what it means.
Triple
Threat
vs.
vs.
Vic
vs. James 'Outlaw' Richardson vs. Leia Sheridan
CHAD BORDEAUX: And now we're ready to head off with our opening contest! A triple threat matchup to start us off, here in the city of Glasgow!
James "The Outlaw" Richardson and Vic stand in opposite corners as the ring announcer stands in the middle.
RING ANNOUNCER: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS MATCH, IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, AND IS OUR OPENING CONTEST! FIRST... IN THIS CORNER... JAMES "THE OUTLAW" RICHARDSON!
CHAD BORDEAUX: James has a potential chance here. A chance to score a win over an upcoming rookie and a famed RAWF namesake in the same night...
PAUL MARSHALL: It'll be the only thing he "scores" from the looks of him...
RING ANNOUNCER: NEXT... WEIGHING IN AT 320 POUNDS... VIC!!!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Who is this guy? Never seem him before!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He's been a man of few words it seems....
PAUL MARSHALL: Well... thank god that words don't win this match. Because if talking your ass off was the key to winning a successful match, this broad would win it...
Defy You plays, and the crowd erupts as Leia Sheridan comes out onto the rampway. She strikes a pose as she heads to the ring, with both men waiting for her. Leia gets onto the ring apron as the ring announcer introduces her.
RING ANNOUNCER: And THEIR OPPONENT... WEIGHING IN AT 138 POUNDS.... LEIA SHERIDAN!!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Leia is definitely the fan favorite in this matchup, Paul! One of the newest members of the S.o.E. and the love interest of the renowned Jimi Sinister is surely winning the affections of the crowd as this thing starts off.
All three combatants go to separate corners as the bell sounds off the beginning of the match. James and Vic charge at one another as Leia stands in her corner...
CHAD BORDEAUX: And we're off! James and Vic go at each other! Vic goes for a clothesline, but James ducks! James goes for a clothesline, but Vic does in return! And Leia comes off the ropes and plants both of them with a double clothesline! James and Vic go down as Leia climbs back to her feet, and Leia takes control at the beginning of things. Leia lifts Vic up, and throws him into the corner, and now Leia's landing hard chops into the chest of Vic, and listen to these fans! They are loving it!
PAUL MARSHALL: And I bet that sick bastard Vic is loving it too! And here comes James! He comes like a freight train and squashes Leia and Vic together in the corner, and he just laid Leia out! Leia hits the ground, and now James is beating down on Vic! James goes for a hiptoss, but Vic reverses, and plants a bulldog onto James, and now Vic's back to his feet! Vic drags James to his feet, and he goes for a piledriver, but James reverses it, and sends him back on his silent ass! Leia is back to her feet, and James levels her with a clothesline! James picks Leia up, and bam! Powerslam in the middle of the ring! Hook the leg baby! 1... 2...
CHAD BORDEAUX: NO! Leia kicks out just at the same time that Vic's foot came down on James' face. James is knocked off of Leia, and now Vic is coming off the ropes... but James catches him in midair and flapjacks him! Vic's chest is as flat as the ring as he rolls out of the way, and now Leia is back to her feet! Dropkick into the back of James, and James "The Outlaw" goes into the corner! Leia comes back with a schoolboy! 1... 2... but James shoots Leia back into the corner and now both are on their feet! James charges at Leia, but Leia dodges, and throws James into the corner! And Vic comes from behind James and swings him in a slingshot suplex! James shook the ring on that exchange as a double team effort is in progress here. Vic is holding James down, and now Leia's going to the top rope... FLYING HURRICANRANA! Leia comes off the top rope and sends Vic flying across the ring!
PAUL MARSHALL: Of course Leia would know all about two-timing! Leia's back up, and now she has Vic, but Vic's not completely down! He's firing back with right hands, and he throws Leia into the corner, and he's going for a bronco buster-NO! Did you see that? Did the ref see that? Leia just put her foot in the way and the only tree in Vic's forest might've been broken! Vic's going down and Leia's dragging him back to his feet! That's dirty! That's unfair... that's... why the hell am I objecting to it?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Because your a moron! James is back on his feet, and he grabs the fallen Vic... Powerbomb! Vic is lain out as James starts hammering away with right hands in the face! Leia comes from behind, and she applies the sleeper! She's got a sleeper locked in tight on James Richardson, and it's gonna-NO! James reverses it, and drops Leia in a vicious snapmare which sends her on her back! James comes off the ropes... and nails Leia in the face with a knee! Leia goes down hard, and James goes to work on the already worn down Vic!
PAUL MARSHALL: James throws Vic out of the ring, and Vic spills out onto the floor! James wants to be alone with Leia... and as stupid as I think she is... I wouldn't blame him! James comes off the ropes... and bam! Heavy collision there, and Leia is knocked on her back! James has Leia by the legs... and he shoots Leia into the air... Leia nails the turnbuckle with her pretty face as James gets back up to pounce on her! He's got her... full nelson slam-NO! What the hell was that?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Leia just jumped off the ropes and did a backflip behind James! James is totally lost as Leia gets him in the gut! Leia takes a step back- spinning heel kick in the face of James! James goes down after that thunderous kick, and now Leia's heading for the top turnbuckle! But here comes Vic! Vic shoves Leia off the turnbuckle, and Leia flies to the ring floor, and crashes down like a ton of bricks. Vic is on the top rope, and he's pointing down to the fallen James! Vic is a three hundred pound man and he's going to NO! James moves out of the way and Vic slams into nothing but mat! James is back up... and drops him with a swinging neckbreaker!
PAUL MARSHALL: James has the the leg hooked, and this match JUST might end! NO! Leia just pulled James out of the ring, and slams him into the ring apron! Why's she gotta get involved? Leia has James set up.. And she throws him into the steel steps! And now our ring crew will have to go to the horrid task of putting that thing back together as Leia drags James back up! She goes for the Irish whip-and James reverses it and sends the blonde bimbo into the steel guardrail! Leia goes down and James is heading back into the ring! But the RAWF's own Silent Bob is on the apron, and he's fighting off James! SUPLEX INTO THE-NO! James reverses with a suplex out of the ring... AND MOVE CHAD!
CHAD BORDEAUX: And in our opening contest, James has just put Vic through our announce table! What a night this is shaping up to be! And now Leia's back up, and she takes the dazed James, and throws him into the ring! Leia hits the turnbuckle as the ref scrambles back into the ring... MOONSAULT ON JAMES RICHARDSON! Leia lands the moonsault, and she's going for the pin! 1... 2...3!!!!! Leia Sheridan wins! Leia wins the our opening contest, and the fans are excited!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner... LEIA SHERIDAN!!
Leia gets back up with her arms raised and climbs up the corner as James regains himself. Leia jumps back down and helps James Richardson back to his feet.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Leia's showing a sense of sportsmanship, and the two are shaking hands! WAIT A SEC! There's Styx! Styx is in the ring, and she's just waiting for Leia to turn around! FIREBALL-NO! Leia ducks, and Styx nails James Richardson right in the kisser with one of those goddam fireballs of hers! James is grabbing at his face and rolling on the ground, and Leia and Styx are duking it out! Catfight! Catfight! The security is coming into the ring, and here come the EMT's for James Richardson! This is going to start one hell of a night...
PAUL MARSHALL: CATFIGHT!!!!!
It's Coming...
Oh Yes, It's Coming...
Normal Match
vs.
Dage
vs. Hector
CHAD BORDEAUX: Both Men are in the ring and waiting for the bell to sound the Referee gives them some basic instructions.
PAUL MARSHALL: Rules? We don't need to stinkin rules.
CHAD BORDEAUX: But we do Paul but we do.
PAUL MARSHALL: You just tool for the establishment man.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Love Jimi. I love Jimi...
PAUL MARSHALL: What the hell does that have to do with anything?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Don't worry Paul in time you to will love Jimi...
PAUL MARSHALL: Right. But anyway. Match.
CHAD BORDEAUX: We have two newer stars here. Dage vs. Hector. A victory could advance their careers.
PAUL MARSHALL: OR Something.
Ding* Ding*
CHAD BORDEAUX: There's the Bell and they lock up. Bad Idea for Hector as Dage just over powers him into the corner. And Connect with high knee. And another and another. Now he whips Hector across the ring with tremendous impact.
PAUL MARSHALL: Dage follows the Stoner in and that lariat is definitely not a mellow high.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Why must you stereo type him?
PAUL MARSHALL: Whatever. Dat my home dawg essa.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Dage pulls Hector up and out of the corner. Powerbomb! He just folded Hector up like a accordion.
PAUL MARSHALL: Or some other folding type device.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Dage just taking it to the slight more rookie-ish Hector. Dage pull up the dazed Hector.
PAUL MARSHALL: A low blow from Hector now he's going for a DDT.
CHAD BORDEAUX: But Dage power him up and nails a reverse atomic drop. Hector has been neutered.
PAUL MARSHALL: An eye for an eye.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Dage picks him and nails him with side Russian legsweep.
PAUL MARSHALL: A sadistic Sway if you will ... Mwa-ha!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Dage in total control here. He whip Hector of the rope but the little guy slides under Dages legs. Now he lays a forearm into his back. Another. He goes to whip Dage but Dage reverses into a whip of his own.
PAUL MARSHALL: Hector comes off the rope with flying forearm and rocks Dage back ward. He goes for a hip toss but the big man blocks it!
CHAD BORDEAUX: And Just decapitates Hector with a lariat. Now he picks him up. Tilt-a-whirl. Tombstone position. He nails his Version of the Tombstone pile driver Confusion.
PAUL MARSHALL: Now he's going up top? What is this big man up to?
CHAD BORDEAUX: GOOD GAWD The Revolution! 450 SPLASH FORM THE The 7 footer! He collapsed Hector's chest and looks hurt himself. Cover. 1... 2... 3! Its over.
PAUL MARSHALL: Your winner: Dage.
Fourway
Tag Team Elimination
vs.
vs.
vs.
Double
D vs. Ice Cold & Captain Crush vs. Infected Youth & 'The Amazing'
Joey T vs. Kon Artist & Styx
RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, our next match is a four way tag team match where a team will be eliminated when one of the team members is pinned or submits. The winning team will get a shot at the tag team championship next week. Introducing first, Representing the State of Emergency, here are Dark Angel and Mr. Disco, Double D!!!!
The fans give a decent reaction as two members of the State of Emergency make their way down to the ring. They climb in and await their opponents.
RING ANNOUNCER: And their opponents, making their way to the ring, also representing the State of Emergency, here are Ice Cold and Captain Crush!!!!
The two of them climb into the ring and nod to their stablemates before turning toward the entranceway.
RING ANNOUNCER: And their opponents, here are Infected Youth and his partner, making his RAWF debut, here is the Amazing Joey T!!!
The fans give a warm reception to the well liked Youth and the newcomer Joey T.
RING ANNOUNCER: And their opponents tonight, making their way to the ring, he represents the 1-8-7, here is Kon Artist!!!! And his partner, She is Styx!!!!
The fans shower the twosome with boos as they come out to face the other three teams, but they don't seem to care. Kon Artist and Styx climb in the ring and face off against their opponents.
CHAD BORDEAUX: This one should be a true battle. There's gonna be one team left to go on next week, but who will it be? That's the question we're about to find out. Looks like Joey T, Disco, Ice Cold and Kon Artist are gonna start this one off. Ice Cold and Kon go right at each other and start it off with a brawl. Kon hits a couple of hard rights and then whips her into the corner. Kon follows in with a back elbow and is now pounding her in the corner.
PAUL MARSHALL: Joey T runs over Disco with a clothesline while Disco was still dancing for the crowd. Joey T starts stomping away on him and finally drags him up. Joey whips him into the ropes and then takes him down with a hurricanrana. Joey covers, 1... Disco quickly kicks out.
CHAD BORDEAUX: In the corner, Kon climbs to the second rope and continues to pummel Ice Cold, now Ice with a headbutt into the midsection and she walks out of the corner and powerbombs Kon Artist!!! Ice Cold covers and tosses her legs on the ropes for more leverage, 1....2.. Styx kicks Ice Cold off of Kon. The ref's telling her to get back in her corner as Kon is now choking Ice in the ropes.
PAUL MARSHALL: Joey T pulls up Disco and whips him into the ropes again and goes for a flying cross body block but Disco catches him with a FALLAWAY slam! Disco rolls to his feet and stomps away on the rookie before tagging in Dark Angel. The big bad Angel steps over the ropes and drags Joey T up by the throat, chokeslam!! Dark Angel covers, 1.....2... Joey T kicks out! How amazing!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Styx leaves the ring and Kon pulls Ice cold up and tosses him into the corner and the waiting Styx. Styx clubs her with a couple forearms before getting the tag from Kon Artist. She climbs in the ring and now is kicking Leia repeatedly in the stomach. She grabs Leia, DDT!! Styx covers, 1...2... Ice kicks out.
PAUL MARSHALL: Dark Angel pulls up Joey and tosses him into the ropes but Joey leaps to the second and comes off with a moonsault and kicking Dark Angel in the top of the head at the same time. Dark Angel goes down and Joey quickly with a standing somersault splash!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Styx pulls Ice Cold up by the hair and Ice Cold with a rake of the eyes!! Ice Cold with a couple hard rights and then a spinning heel kick takes down Styx. Ice Cold to her corner and she tags in the big bad Captain Crush!! Crush thumps his chest before going over and dragging up Styx. Styx with the low blow!! Styx with a facebuster and now she stomps away on Crush.
PAUL MARSHALL: Joey T is up top and he waits for Dark Angel to stand, corkscrew body attack, The End!!! He nailed Dark Angel and makes the cover, 1....2....3!!! Disco was to late to break up the count and Double D has been eliminated!!! But Disco is attacking Joey unmercifully. Infected Youth finally saves his partner and the officials are making Double D leave.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Joey to his corner and he tags in the Youth as Styx is dragging up Captain Crush. Crush with a chokeslam out of nowhere on Styx!! Infected Youth charges at him, chokeslam on Youth!!! Crush is cleaning house!! Crush pulls the Youth back up and sets him up for the Crush-O-Matic but Styx clips the Crusher's knee from behind!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Now Styx is stomping away on the knee of Crush. She turns and blocks a punch by the Infected Youth. She kicks him low, and picks him up, jackknife powerbomb!!!! She just planted the Youth and covers as Joey T charges in.. 1....2....3!!! Joey was cut off by Kon Artist and Joey and Youth have been eliminated. Joey with a standing dropkick sends Kon Artist over the top and down to the floor!
CHAD BORDEAUX: We're down to just Ice Cold and Crush and Styx and Kon Artist. Crush is getting back up as Styx turns to face him. Styx with a couple of right hands but they don't seem to phase the Crusher as he starts swinging back and hitting some heavy duty haymakers on Styx. But Styx drops to one knee and hits the low blow!! The ref warns her but she plants a hard boot into the face of the Crusher knocking him back down before she goes and tags in Kon Artist.
PAUL MARSHALL: Now they're both stomping him as they pick him up and toss him into the ropes and nail a double back body drop on the Captain. Crush is down and Kon covers as Styx leaves the ring, 1....2.... Crush kicks out!! Kon can't believe it but goes to putting the boots to him.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Kon pulls him up and goes for the Lockdown but gets a couple elbows into the side of the head and then Crush plants him with a reverse Russian leg sweep. Crush to his corner now and he makes the tag to Ice Cold. Ice Cold comes in on fire and as Kon is getting up she hits him with a dropkick in the head sending him back to the mat. Ice Cold to the opposite side and knocks Styx off the apron with a forearm.
PAUL MARSHALL: Ice quickly up top and she leaps hitting a moonsault on Kon!! She covers, 1....2....3! No!! Styx pulled Ice Cold out of the ring before the three and she grabs her by the hair and slams her facefirst into the ring apron. And again!! Styx whips her hard into the steel steps and Ice Cold and the steel go flying in a jumble!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Styx drags Ice Cold up and tosses her back into the ring as Kon drags her up and lifts her for the powerbomb, Drop Top!!! He slams the leg down on her throat with the bomb and covers, 1....2.... Ice Cold kicked out!! Kon Artist is arguing with the ref about the count.
PAUL MARSHALL: Ice Cold hits a low blow on Kon Artist!! The ref was too busy arguing with him to see it happens, he just sees Kon drop and Ice Cold rise. She nails a leg drop on the back of his head and then pulls him back to the center of the ring. She pulls him up, Overcast!!! She nailed the Overcast slam and she covers as Crush cuts off Styx, 1....2....3!! Kon kicks out!!! He kicked out!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He did and now it's Ice Cold looking frustrated. She stomps a couple times and then pulls him back up to his feet. She whips him into the ropes, no, reversal and Ice Cold goes into the ropes and gets her head taken off with a big boot from Kon Artist!!! He covers as Styx and Crush have battled to outside of the ring, 1....2.... Ice Cold kicks out!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Both wrestlers are up and looking hurt. Kon kicks her in the stomach and grabs her, hip toss backbreaker, the Spine Snapper!!! Ice Cold is rolling around holding her back in pain. Kon kicks her a couple times and then pulls her up, badmouthing her the whole time. He hooks her and it's gonna be the Lock Down, no, she somehow spins out of it, The Avalanche!!!! Ice Cold nails it and covers, 1....2....3!!!! Ice Cold and Crush win!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: State of Emergency gets a shot to take home the tag team gold next week!!! What a match!!
Normal
Match
vs.
'The
Exiled' Trever Leiss vs. Tony Rocky Horror
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is set for one fall! Introducing first, weighing in at 325 lb., Representing The 1-8-7...
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wait a minute! Leiss just burst through the curtain and fell down flat on the stage, and he's bleeding!
PAUL MARSHALL: Hold up, the Demon comes through next and he's seething with rage! He's already taken it to Leiss! Trever is trying to fight to his feet but with a running start Horror kicks him square in the face and Leiss rolls backwards down the rampway!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Horror stalking him now, and this guy's just getting ridiculous!
PAUL MARSHALL: Tell me about it! Do we actually pay him to ruin matches every week? Who keeps booking him anyway?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Leiss gets to the bottom and again tries to get up but the Demon grabs him by the hair and tosses him right into the steps separating them!
PAUL MARSHALL: Trever is out of it and the Demon pulls him back up, grabs him by the throat and GOD FROM HELL! He slammed him by his throat down back first onto the steel steps! Trever's spine may be broken!
CHAD BORDEAUX: And this monster doesn't even care he pulls him up and tosses him into the ring post face first busting him open even wider! Trever needs medical attention and instead he gets a face claw by the Demon!
PAUL MARSHALL: Horror lifts him by his face up off the floor, into the air and back down to the floor again! That will certainly scramble your brains!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Horror drags Trever by the foot back up the ramp and when he gets to the top he drags him up and grabs him by the throat...
PAUL MARSHALL: He lifts them up and hangs there on stage while he walks towards the edge! Oh no!! The Demon drops Trever off the stage with that chokeslam down through tables and equipment and Trever is destroyed! Finally security has to come out to stop Horror once again, and he knocks them aside and storms out on his own!
CHAD BORDEAUX: We were looking for a match when instead we got a vicious beating! We need help for Trever Leiss!!
JIMI SINISTER: Hey Brandy....
...Dressed in the exact same outfit that Brandy is. Brandy just looks on in horror and surprise at this sight. Jimi just smiles. Even his makeup is exactly like Brandy's.
JIMI SINISTER: Now now, Brandy, I didn't come here to do anything mean. I just wanted to tell you something. I'm sure with this whole 187/SOE war going on, and our match later tonight that your probably thinking I came in here to bash you upside the head or something. Well, I'm not. I wanted to tell you something.
Jimi puts his arm on Brandy's shoulder. Brandy grips at her baton to blast Jimi's head wide open, but doesn't move just yet.
JIMI SINISTER: Brandy, regardless of what some legal paper says, you and I grew up being cousins, and because of that, I will always think of you as family. And so does your Aunt Jevinia. We will always treat you like one of the family, and we will always love you no matter what. And I will always think of you as family, and hope that one day you and me can hang out sometime.
Jimi leans in closer.
JIMI SINISTER: But if you ever come to a Friday Fights dressed in the same outfit I am... I will kick your lily ass.
Jimi winks at Brandy and heads out the door as Brandy just faces him, confused and somewhat horrified.
Normal
Match
vs.
'Junkyard
Dawg' Roman James vs. 'The Real Deal' Tommy
Payne
CHAD BORDEAUX: The war between SoE and the 187 is highlighted in this next match between The Real Deal and JYD! Over the past few weeks, TRD has had twice the opportunity to become a Tag Team champion, first with Jimi Sinister, and then with former enemy, now stable member, Crush, but one way or the other, Show and JYD have retained their titles.
PAUL MARSHALL: Right now I would guess that both these men have their minds elsewhere as well, with TRD focused on Synn, and JYD wanting a piece of, of all people, Tony Rocky Horror! But this is all about one side getting a victory over the other, and of course, pride!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Isn't it always!
Whatever by Godsmack begins to play, and JYD walks into the arena.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, one half of the RAWF Tag Team Champions, and a member of the 187, here is Roman James, 'The Junk Yard Dawg!'
The fans give a great reception for JYD, who holds his Tag Title high for all to see. He jumps into the ring, and waits impatiently. Then Into The Void hits.
PAUL MARSHALL: And here comes the man!
CHAD BORDEAUX: You're such an ass-kisser!
PAUL MARSHALL: What can I say, your love for Jimi Sinister is obviously wearing off on me.
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, the RAWF United States Champion, and co-leader of State Of Emergency, here is 'The Real Deal' Tommy Payne!
Payne walks arrogantly into the arena to intense crowd heat, and then sprints down and slides in underneath the bottom rope!
CHAD BORDEAUX: And this one is starting early! Payne not waiting for a normal start to this match, he and JYD trading right hands in the center of the ring! JYD looks to be the stronger, he staggers Payne - no, Payne with a boot to the gut, and now it's Payne with strong right hands knocking JYD backwards! Payne whips JYD to the ropes, and nails him with a strong back elbow to the face, sending JYD down. Payne not letting up, dropping a knee across the throat, and then raking the toe of his boot across the forehead of JYD! Payne smiling as JYD rolls away and gets to his feet, glaring at Payne.
PAUL MARSHALL: The Real Deal stamping his authority on this match already!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Maybe, but JYD is as tough as nails. And any man who stands toe to toe with Horror gets my respect! JYD standing nose to nose with TRD, while TRD talks smack right into his face - and JYD shoves TRD to the mat! The fans explode at that! TRD jumps back up, and slaps JYD! TRD smiling again, but JYD wipes that smile right off his face with a headbutt! Now its JYD rocking TRD with huge right hands, TRD trying to cover up but to no avail! Now JYD whips Payne to the ropes, TRD ducks a clothesline and bounces off the opposite ropes - straight into a powerslam! And now it's JYD's turn to smile, as TRD rolls to the outside to take a breather!
PAUL MARSHALL: Tommy just taking his time now, getting his gameplan together.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Didn't realize you two were on first name terms! Payne now rolls inside the ring.... and motions for a test of strength??? Is he mad?
PAUL MARSHALL: Of course not! He's stronger than the Dawg!
CHAD BORDEAUX: That remains to be seen! I smell a rat here. JYD shakes his head at Payne, he smells it too! Look at Payne! Flapping his arms, he's calling JYD a chicken! He motions for it again, and JYD accepts! He raises his hand, the fingers lock.... JYD with a low blow! He called his bluff!
PAUL MARSHALL: How can he outthink Payne?! He's like, the king of mind games, like....
CHAD BORDEAUX: A Cerebral Assassin?
PAUL MARSHALL: No, his nose isn't THAT big.
CHAD BORDEAUX: JYD with an arm wringer, really tightening that hold on. He wrenches it, and TRD is feeling this hold! TRD sneaks a hand up on the blind side of the referee, and pulls JYD to the mat by his hair!
PAUL MARSHALL: GREAT move from Payne there, getting himself out of that hold.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Great move??? He cheated! He knew the official couldn't see him!
PAUL MARSHALL: Payne knows all the shortcuts, all the tricks in the book. That makes him...
CHAD BORDEAUX: The Dirtiest Player in the Game?
PAUL MARSHALL: Stop doing those piss poor links!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Sorry. TRD picks up JYD and throws him into a corner, and lays in hard right hands to the stomach and face, before Irish whipping him into the other corner, and JYD hits hard!
PAUL MARSHALL: When does a whip become an Irish whip?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Does it matter?! TRD follows in quickly with a tremendous clothesline! He goes to whip him again, but JYD holds the arm - DAWGPLEX!! What impact! JYD goes for the cover! 1...2... but TRD gets the shoulder up! Roman James nearly stole it there! JYD takes Payne, and throws him over the top rope to the outside! And JYD is out after him! They are slugging it out on the outside now, but Payne with a rake to the eyes, and Payne throws JYD into the steel guard rail! Ouch! Payne picks him up, and drops him throat first on the rail, knocking the air right out of him! And now Payne going for a chair! He swings back... but the official takes it out of his hands behind him! Payne is irate, and the official jumps back in the ring and begins a count! Payne turns around, boot to the gut by JYD - he sets him up for the Overdrive! He picks him up - but Payne firing in right hands to the head of Roman James, trying to get out of this powerbomb! And he does! But JYD drops him onto the guard rail!!! And now its Payne who feels the steel! That could be a key moment in this match for JYD!
PAUL MARSHALL: Bah, come on Payne!
CHAD BORDEAUX: I thought it was 'Tommy?' JYD picks up Payne and rolls him back into the ring, and measures him as he climbs to his feet, is he going for the Pisser? Payne turns around - YES! THE PISSER!! He hooks the leg!! 1....2......3!!!! No, Payne got his other foot on the rope!
PAUL MARSHALL: Great awareness by The Real Deal!
CHAD BORDEAUX: JYD is angry, he's measuring Payne again! If he hits it one more this one will be over! Payne staggers to his feet, turns around - another Pisser - no! Payne elbowed JYD in the head, grabs the arm - he hooked it!! RAW DEAL!! RAW DEAL!!! HE'S GOT IT LOCKED ON!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: JYD is trying to fight it, he's inching towards the rope, but Payne is slowly pulling him away from those ropes!! He's fighting it, but he doesn't look like he can get out of it!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The referee lifts the arm, and it drops! Lifts it again, and it drops! One final time.... and JYD is out! The arm drops! This one is over!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Payne wins!!!
RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, 'The Real Deal' Tommy Payne!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Payne snatches his belt from the official, and spits
on the body of JYD before leaving! What an individual is Tommy Payne!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Ladies and Gentlemen, what a Main Event we have in store for you tonight!
PAUL MARSHALL: (Singing) Now This looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me! Cause we need a little controversy Cause it feels so empty without me!
CHAD BORDEAUX: What the hell are you doing??
PAUL MARSHALL: Im practicing my whitey rap, so I can be like Synn!
CHAD BORDEAUX: But your not from the ghetto.
PAUL MARSHALL: And neither is Synn! If one valley boy can do it, why not me too!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Lets see you pull that crap when Synn comes out here
PAUL MARSHALL: Aw go to hell Chad, and let me have my fun!
Demonoid Phenomenon hits the speakers, as the crowd pops somewhat for DS, while a few boos fill the rest of the stadium. Darksider comes down the ramp, with his Intercontinental Title draped across his shoulder, and with his other hand, carrying a steel chair.
CHAD BORDEAUX: By God, Darksiders ready to go here isnt he!
Rock You Like A Hurricane hits the speakers, as the crowd mostly pops for The World Champion Jimi Sinister. Jimi comes down wearing his World Title as
His music is cut as he gets halfway down the ramp, and Born of a Broken Man hits the speakers, and Synn stands at the top of the ramp.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Jimi turns around and spots Victor Standing at the top of the ramp as Brandy Sangria comes out of the crowd, and whacks Jimi in the back of the head with that baton of hers! Victor comes charging down the ramp, stomping away on Jimi, as Darksider tries to leave the cages!
PAUL MARSHALL: The referees wont allow DS to leave! WTF! Crooked bastards!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well for one hes in the cage
PAUL MARSHALL: And two?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Victor probably promised to sign a few bonus checks.
PAUL MARSHALL: Exactly.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Jimi is up to his feet now, as those two slam him into the guard rail back first. Brandy charges at Jimi with her Baton again, but Sinister ducks it, and back body drops Brandy into the crowd!
PAUL MARSHALL: Sinister with a right hand now, but Synn blocks it! And a hard right shot by The Jigga Wannabee Victor, and Jimi spins around, almost losing his balance.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Victor grabs a hold of Jimi looking for a gut wrench suplex, as they both stumble down towards the ring Jimi with a few elbows releasing Victors grip
PAUL MARSHALL: And Jimi takes Synn backwards for a backbody drop suplex, SMASHING Victors back into that steel cage!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Excellent play by Jimi! Jimi grabs a hold of the cage, using it to pull himself up to his feet And he finally crawls into the cage!
PAUL MARSHALL: Sangria over to Victor now, helping him up, as FINALLY the match truly starts here inside the cage!
CHAD BORDEAUX: After a few hesitating moments, Victor climbs in first, As Darksider comes charging with a chair but Synn with a big boot, takes the big Sider down.
PAUL MARSHALL: Brandy comes in as well, as she charges Jimi with a Lou Thesz press taking him down and unleashing several mounted punches!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Victor grabs a hold of Darksider now, but Sider with a low blow! Victor bends over, as Darksider stands back up and grabs the steel chair WHACK! To the head of Synn!
PAUL MARSHALL: Victor goes back and into the ropes, as DS sets the chair up onto the canvas. He grabs Victor now and has him set up for The Killing Machine!
CHAD BORDEAUX: But Victor kicks him out of it, and throws him into the nearby corner, taking him to school with several rights and lefts!
PAUL MARSHALL: Brandy gets Jimi up to his feet now, And whips him into an arm drag. Jimi rolls forward with it, and kicks Brandy into the stomach as he steps up DDT! Jimi makes the cover on Brandy! 1 And Brandy kicks out before theres even a two count.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Sinister working the old school, sets Brandy in a headlock. Meanwhile, Synn is running shoulder blocks into Darksiders abdomen into that corner!
PAUL MARSHALL: But Darksider with a knee to the face, stunning Victor, as DS pulls him down, and then picks him up Sit down powerbomb by Sider! The ref runs to the other side! 1 2 Kickout right at two!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Sangria has gotten up to her feet now, as Jimi wrenches on with that side headlock. A couple of elbows by Brandy, but it does no good So Sangria just goes up with Jimi, and takes him down with a nice Vertical Suplex!
PAUL MARSHALL: Brandy rolls up to her feet, shaking loose the feelings in her neck, as she stomps away on Jimi. She turns, but is met by a hard clothesline by Darksider, sending her backwards into the cage!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider grabs Brandy by the head, and bashes her into the steel cage! And again! And again! And he lets go of Brandy as she drops to the ground dazed.
PAUL MARSHALL: Take that, ho! She tries to get to her feet now, as Darksider kicks her in the stomach taking her down, as she tries to crawl towards the corner.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Jimi is up now, as Victor is damn near. Sinister runs over, and gets a nice swinging neckbreaker on The Synn man.
PAUL MARSHALL: Brandy is crawling up the turnbuckles now, as Darksider just taunts her to get back to her feet Standing side kick by Sangria, and Darksider is taken off guard! Brandy steps up and grabs Darksider, as she runs up the ropes REVERSE DIVINE REWIND!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: AND THEY CRASH RIGHT THROUGH THAT STEEL CHAIR THAT DARKSIDER HAD SET UP EARLIER!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Hot Damn! Darksider landed headfirst! Brandy who took quite a shot as well drapes her arm over Darksider, as the ref counts 1 2 3! NO! He got his foot on the ropes just in time!
CHAD BORDEAUX: DS took quite a shot there and it looks like hes been busted open
PAUL MARSHALL: Jimi and Victor are both up to their feet now, as both men go toe to toe, giving haymakers to one another.
CHAD BORDEAUX: It looks like Victor is getting the power advantage backing Sinister up into the ropes. He grabs Jimi and tosses him to the opposite turnbuckle with ease! Sinister slams into the turnbuckles as he comes flying out after impact, back into Synns grab! GUILLOTINE DDT!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Sh!t! No one ever kicks out of this! 1 2 3!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider out of nowhere pulls Synn off of Jimi! The match is still on!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Victor gets slowly back up to his feet, as Darksider is still somewhat dazed still from that Divine Rewind. Brandy is about up to her feet now, I think her big ass hit that chair on the way down too
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider and Victor go toe to toe now, as Victor takes the advantage over the dazed Sider. Boot to the midsection, and he has Darksider set up for the Guillotine DDT!
PAUL MARSHALL: But Darksider backs Synn into the corner slamming him with force! Meanwhile, Brandy has covered the fallen Jimi! 1 2 And Jimi kicks out right before the three count!
CHAD BORDEAUX: If she had covered only sooner She gets Jimi up to his feet, and bashes him head first into the steel cage, and tosses him into the nearby corner. A boot to the midsection by Brandy and she goes up to the top rope, looking for the divine rewind
PAUL MARSHALL: But Its soon turned into a super spinebuster by Jimi! He hooks the leg! 1 2 3!! NO! Brandy kicks out.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider goes for the Afterlife on Synn! But Victor turns it into a sleeperhold! After Darksider struggles some, Synn turns it into a sit-down sleeper bomb!
PAUL MARSHALL: Victor goes for the cover! 1 2 Jimi breaks the count!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Victor starts to get up to his feet now, as Jimi hammers away with several right hands! Boot by Jimi, as he goes for the Heavy Metal Suplex!!
PAUL MARSHALL: But its quickly turned into a small package by Synn! 1 2 3!
CHAD BORDEAUX: No! Jimi just barely kicks out of it! They both roll to their feet, as Synn looks for a clothesline, but Jimi dodges it, and takes Victor down with a side suplex! Jimi stands up to his feet now, as hes met with a superkick by Brandy that cleans his clock!
PAUL MARSHALL: Jimi goes flying back into the turnbuckles, as Brandy charges, and steps up to the second rope, whaling away on Jimis head!
CHAD BORDEAUX: But Jimi picks her up powerbomb style, but Brandys punches keep stunning Jimi! She rolls forward turning it into a sunset flip! 1 2 3!!
PAUL MARSHALL: No! Its broken up by Darksider! Brandy rolls up to her feet, and hammers Darksider with a hard right hand. Darksider turns into Synns clutches, as Synn grabs him by the throat!
CHAD BORDEAUX: But its Darksider with an elbow to the face, releasing Victors grip! Meanwhile, Jimi with a hard facebuster on Brandy, as she goes down stunned!
PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider releases from Synns grip, as he grabs him THE KILLING MACHINE!! KILLING MACHINE BY DARKSIDER!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He hits it, and Jimi dives off of the top rope and he lands a leg drop across Synns throat!
PAUL MARSHALL: Brandy stumbles up to her feet, as Jimi hooks the leg and makes the count! 1 2 3!!! Whiteys been pinned!
CHAD BORDEAUX: My god what a finish to an excellent match!
PAUL MARSHALL: Brandy cant believe what just happened, as she tries to wake up Victor who was knocked out cold by the double teaming maneuvers of Darksider and Jimi Sinister
CHAD BORDEAUX: Look! Jimis extending his hand to Darksider!
PAUL MARSHALL: Wha ?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksiders shaking his hand! The crowd is roaring with cheer! I think weve seen a new partnership here!
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah, a new partnership!! With Darksiders boot into Jimis stomach! As Darksider picks Jimi up DEMON DRIVER ONTO THE CANVAS! HAHAHA!
CHAD BORDEAUX: My God, thats pure awful! They made a good team!
PAUL MARSHALL: But they make better enemies! Im Paul Marshall, speaking for this Bitchbaby Chad Bordeaux over here, as we say goodnight everyone!