Friday Fights

June 28, 2002
Jahn Sportshalle
Berlin, Germany

Fatal Fourway

vs. vs. vs.

Styx vs. Dark Angel vs. Trever Leiss vs. Kronic Krow

CHAD BORDEAUX: Ladies and gentlemen, what an opener we have for you this evening!

PAUL MARSHALL: That’s right! Four jackasses in the ring competing for diddly do jack squat!

CHAD BORDEAUX: That’s not true Paul! These are four fine competitors competing with everything they’ve got for the future chance at a shot at some gold!

PAUL MARSHALL: You say potato, I say potatoe.

Safe Place by Staind hits the speakers first as Styx makes her way down the ramp.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Styx looks ready to compete tonight! OH! Kronic Krow nails her from behind with a steel chair, and down Styx goes! Krow lays her out with several boots, as Dark Angel’s theme hits, and he comes down the ramp too!

PAUL MARSHALL: Krow turns around, as Angel lands a haymaker on Krow, backing him up towards the apron.

CHAD BORDEAUX: The pyros explode, as Leiss’ Theme hits, and The crowd pops for the ever popular Trever Leiss, as he rushes down the ramp looking to score in on some of the action!

PAUL MARSHALL: They’re just happy he showed up. Believe me.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Krow and Angel now trade blows left and right, as Styx gets her bearings back together. Leiss snatches Dark Angel from behind, and lands a reverse DDT on him!

PAUL MARSHALL: So what's up with this four way match?

CHAD BORDEAUX: It’s fatal four way style, so Elimination is in effect!

PAUL MARSHALL: Sweet! Any dibs on who goes out first?

CHAD BORDEAUX: You know I don’t gamble.

PAUL MARSHALL: That’s not what your wife says.

CHAD BORDEAUX: SHUT UP ABOUT MY WIFE!

PAUL MARSHALL: Easy tiger. Leiss with some stomps on Angel, and he rolls him back into the ring. Leiss hops up on the apron, but is taken by the foot by Styx, as she drops Leiss face first on the apron!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Trever stands there dazed, as Styx rushes… and clobbers Trever over with a power clothesline! Oh my!

PAUL MARSHALL: Styx gets Trever back up to his feet… DDT on the apron!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Meanwhile, Krow and Dark Angel are in the ring, going toe to toe. Krow has the advantage, as he whips Angel into the ropes… And nails him with a superkick on his way back, stumbling the giant Angel around…

PAUL MARSHALL: Krow with a boot to Angel’s midsection… Dangerous Driver!! Krow hangs onto it for the pinfall! 1…2…3! Angel has been eliminated!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Meanwhile, Styx rolls Trever into the ring as she looks to continue her assault, but she receives a stomp to the head by Krow on her way in. Krow latches onto Styx, and delivers a swinging neckbreaker to her.

PAUL MARSHALL: Kronic Krow is on fire tonight! He picks Trever up to his feet, and slams him into the corner, as he charges… but Trever gives him a boot to the face!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Trever hops up to the top rope, and lands a sunset flip on Krow! He’s got him in pinning situation! 1…2… No! Krow kicks out!

PAUL MARSHALL: Trever steps off of the dazed Krow who fights to get up, as Styx is pulling herself up to her feet now… She turns around to her feet now, and steps right into Trever’s clutches! F.U.C.T! The Flying Underarm Cradle Toss by Leiss!

CHAD BORDEAUX: He makes the cover! 1…2…3! Styx has been eliminated!

PAUL MARSHALL: Trever goes to get up off of Styx now…But out of nowhere! Krow with a flying elbow onto the back of the head of Leiss! He covers!

CHAD BORDEAUX: This could be it! 1…2…3! NO! Leiss kicks out!

PAUL MARSHALL: I don’t believe that… Krow gets back up to his feet now, and hits the nearby ropes, and comes at Trever with an elbow drop… but Trever rolls out of the way!

CHAD BORDEAUX: And Krow hits elbow first onto the hard canvas! Leiss steps up now and hits the nearby ropes and comes at Krow!

PAUL MARSHALL: Sunset Flip by Leiss, into a cover! 1…2… Krow rolls out of it, with a hold of Trever’s legs, and turns it into a Boston crab!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Leiss is nowhere near the ropes! He’s going to tap!

PAUL MARSHALL: HAHAHAHAHA! Tap Nancyboy! Tap!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Trever is in serious pain here… He doesn’t want to tap…

PAUL MARSHALL: Just get it over with, so you can live to get your ass kicked another day.

CHAD BORDEAUX: That’s not the kind of spirit he has!

PAUL MARSHALL: Your talking about Leiss, right?

CHAD BORDEAUX: Trever is pushing himself up, trying to force himself out of that Boston Crab…and… Trever with a miraculous forward Roll! He rolls forward, putting Krow on his back, with his legs across Krow’s shoulders!!!! The Ref Counts! 1…2…3!!!! My God Trever has done it!

PAUL MARSHALL: What the hell just happened?!?!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Krow had Trever in a Boston crab, when out of nowhere, Trever pushed himself upwards… and then did a forward roll, forcing the momentum of Krow, who was pulling back with Trever’s legs… to just go STRAIGHT back, to the canvas, with Trever’s legs across Krow’s shoulders, and a hold of his waist, as the ref counted 1…2….3!

PAUL MARSHALL: What the hell just happened?!?!

CHAD BORDEAUX: I still can’t believe it myself! What a match!

Singles Match

vs.

Tommy Payne vs. Tony Rocky Horror

Into The Void plays, and TRD comes out with Kelly at his side. The fans give somewhat of a pop as TRD heads for the ring.

CHAD BORDEAUX: And ladies and gentlemen, this is one of our more anticipated battles this week. "TRD" Tommy Payne and Tony Rocky Horror, two of the biggest names in the RAWF, are going to battle it out here right now!

RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, accompanied by Kelly Bohanna... YOUR UNITED STATES CHAMPION... "THE REAL DEAL" Tommy Payne!

PAUL MARSHALL: Luckily I don't think Tommy's belt is on the line.

CHAD BORDEAUX: You think Horror will win?

PAUL MARSHALL: No...I'm just saying...

Tommy gets in the ring and just stands, poised to fight. Testify plays, and the crowd gives a loud reaction as Tony Rocky Horror, accompanied by Eris, makes his way to the ring.

RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent... accompanied by Eris... TONY ROCKY HORROR!

CHAD BORDEAUX: And Horror enters the ring, and TRD is all over him! Right hands to the back of the head, and TRD hiptosses Horror square in the middle of the ring! Horror gets up as this bell sounds! There is a lot of history between these two men, they have been friends, they have been enemies, and it is apparent that neither one of them care for dramatics as TRD pounces on the recovering Horror, and both of them are shooting fists at one another! TRH whips TRD into the ropes, and stands back on his own two feet. Chop the chest by TRH, followed by a gut check into the corner! TRH takes TRD, and starts strangling him on the ropes, and the ref is making the count, and TRH lets go of TRD before the count of five!

PAUL MARSHALL: Indeed, Chad. These two men are two of the most infamous in our sport... both are merciless, vicious, and let's face it.. To a degree, evil. And TRD gets back To his feet, and charges at TRH! TRH reverses with a Samoan drop that shakes the ring! TRD will be feeling that one later, and TRH hooks the leg! 1.. 2.. but TRD kicks out at the last second, and our battle of the ruthless continues. TRH drags TRD back up, and he throws him in the ropes, and goes for a yakuza kick, but TRD ducks, and sweeps TRH with a low kick! TRH falls on his ass as TRD takes control of this thing once again! TRD has TRH by the legs, and catapults him into the turnbuckle! TRH kisses the turnbuckle, and TRD gets back up To bounce off the ropes... and connects with a running lariat on the dazed TRH! He goes for the cover! 1... 2... NO!

CHAD BORDEAUX: TRH kicks out of that vicious lariat. TRD goes for the legs... he's got TRH locked up in a half crab! TRH reaching for the ropes as TRD locks in that painful submission! Could this be enough To make Horror tap out? No! Horror makes it To the ropes, and TRD doesn't want To release the hold! The ref is counting! 1... 2... 3.. 4... but TRD lets go of the hold after 4. Horror regains himself in the corner as TRD and the referee are arguing. What the hell is his deal? Get back in the ring and fight, stop wasting time! But Horror's back up, and he pulls TRD away! Headbutt by Horror, and a dazed TRD falls into the ropes, and now TRH is laying a can of whoopass on him! Rights and lefts all over the body, it's like a boxing match as TRH just nails TRD with everything he's got! And TRD fires back and nails TRH with a gut To the knee! TRD spills TRH over the top rope, and TRH hits the floor! TRD climbs out of the ring as this match continues on the outside!

PAUL MARSHALL: This is where it'll get dangerous Chad. And TRH lands a low blow on TRD as TRD goes To pick him up! He was playing possum the whole time! I love it! TRH drags TRD back up, and throws him face first into the steel post! TRD's head bounces off like a superball, and TRH is going for a chair! TRD's back up, and TRH has the chair, but TRD just charges at him with a tackle, and knocks the chair out of his hands! Right hand from TRH! Left hand from TRD! Kick To the gut by TRD, and TRD throws Horror into the guardrail! TRD picks Horror up, and goes for a suplex-but no! Horror reverses it, and sends TRD through the air and onto the ringside floor with a German suplex! TRD's neck could've been broken or something. And Horror just picks him up, and he's just going To usher him back into the ring!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Horror just tosses TRD back in the ring like a dead heap of wood, and now he's back in the ring. TRD is getting back To his feet, but TRH is already in control as he grabs him by his hair and drags him To his feet. TRH picks TRD up and sends him back To the mat with a hard-landing piledriver! TRH rolls TRD over, and goes for the pin! 1... 2... and TRD's leg is draped over the bottom rope! TRD is hanging in here as TRH just drags him away, and starts stomping away at him! TRD's trying To get back up, but TRH is just going away on his ribcage with those thunderous kicks! TRH comes off the ropes, and goes for an elbow-but no! TRD rolls out of the way, and TRH hits nothing but mat! TRD gets back To his feet, and comes off the ropes... and plants TRH in the ring with a bulldog! TRD has amazingly bounced back into this match and now he's working on TRH! Knee planted right in the face by TRD on Horror, and now TRD is going for the ropes. He's on the second turnbuckle, and I shudder To think what he's going To do.

PAUL MARSHALL: TRH is back To his feet, and there you have it! TRD with a flying axehandle on the dazed Horror, and Horror is laid out in the middle of the ring! TRD picks up the fallen TRH, and he throws him in the corner. And now he's just going To work on Horror with some vicious chops To the chest, and bam! Low blow from TRD To even the score! TRD drags TRH out of the corner, and plants him with a vertical suplex! The ring just shook on that one, and I for one am not used To TRD's technical wrestling side. TRD is back up, and he goes for the cover! 1... 2... but TRH kicks out! TRD's gonna have To go back To the drawing board.

CHAD BORDEAUX: TRD picks TRH back up, and he just delivers a sweet DDT To him! TRD now working on a headlock on TRH, and he drags him up To his knees! TRD holding that on until he can think of something better To do-but no! Horror picks him up... and a earthshaking backdrop in the middle of the ring! TRD came down with such impact, and now both men are laid out in the middle of the ring! TRH and TRD, on opposite ends of the ring, trying To get back up, and this crowd is just confused over who the hell To root for! TRH comes off the ropes, and nails TRD with a clothesline! TRD's momentum was just shattered as he lays in the corner, dazed and unable To do much. And Horror goes right To work on him, choking him in the corner with his boot, and TRD is trying To fight it off, but he's being strangled in the corner!

PAUL MARSHALL: Horror just wants To hurt TRD, that's the bottom line. And if a man can't breathe, he can't fight. TRH picks TRD up, and he just throws him To the center of the ring. TRD regains his stance and gets ready To go back into the match, but TRH comes of the corner with a lariat! TRH floors TRD on the mat, and TRH goes for the cover! 1... 2... and TRD kicks out! TRH picks TRD back up, and throws him back onto the floor! TRD hits the floor, and now we're going To have round two of the battle on the outside. TRD is getting back To his feet, and here comes TRH!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Horror with a massive charge, but TRD ducks! Flip onto the table! Damn, he nearly kicked me in the face! Horror is on his back, on our table, and TRD is just letting it into him with right hands To the face and head. He's biting him! TRD is biting Horror, and now he's just strangling him! What has gotten into TRD? The ref pulls him off... but TRH pushes the referee aside! TRH gets back up, and fires back with a right of his own! A third low blow by TRH, and TRD hits the floor. TRH has got the camera wires! TRH has those wires wrapped around TRD's throat, and he's got it locked in tight! TRD is being strangled, and Horror is just pulling onto it harder! TRD is turning blue! The ref comes back up, and Horror nails him with a right hand! The ref is laid out, and Horror is just strangling TRD! Now he's slamming him into the ring apron! WAIT! Kelly Bohanna is behind Horror, and nails him in the back of the head with the back of her high heel! BIG MISTAKE! Horror just dropped TRD, and now he's going after Kelly! Kelly slides into the ring, and now she's in there with Horror! Horror has Kelly Bohanna in the ring!

PAUL MARSHALL: Y'know... the sick irony of this is that Kelly used To manage Jimi Sinister... and we know of the bad blood between him and Horror. Kelly is screwed right now. And he's got his hand around Kelly, and she's going for a ride-NO! Tommy's in there with a chair! TRD is in the ring with a chair, and he wallops TRH across the face with it! He nails him again! And one more time for good measure! TRH is laid out in the middle of the ring, and TRD helps Kelly back up. Three chairshots To the face... I think that would take out any man. The referee is getting back up, and TRD is laying TRH out. I think this one's over Chad! He's-WAIT UP!

CHAD BORDEAUX: That's Victor Synn! Victor just came in from the crowd, and he's got a bat! He jumps on the apron and turns TRD around! HE BUSTS THE BAT OVER TOMMY'S HEAD! TRD falls down like a ton of bricks and Victor jumps down and takes off as TRD is laid out! Oh my god, the bat was BROKEN over his head. TRD has got To be in pain. Wait... look Paul! TRD is on top of Horror! The referee is seeing TRD on top of Horror and he's making the count! 1... 2.. 3! TRD wins! Holy sh*t, TRD wins!

RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...."THE REAL DEAL" TOMMY PAYNE!

Kelly rushes To TRD's side as the referee raises his hand.

PAUL MARSHALL: I would NOT want To be Victor Synn when he wakes up...my god...

CHAD BORDEAUX: I wouldn't want To be TRD if TRH wakes up anytime soon either...

PAUL MARSHALL: So everyone's just pretty screwed in this situation?

CHAD BORDEAUX: More or less....

Fatal Fourway

vs. vs. vs.

Joey T vs. Kon Artist vs. James Outlaw vs. Mr. Disco

CHAD BORDEAUX: This here match should be quite the dandy?

PAUL MARSHALL: What?

CHAD BORDEAUX: It should be a good match.

PAUL MARSHALL: OK then.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Outlaw & Mr. Disco are already in the ring Awaiting Kon Artist and Joey T?

Bust A Move by Young MC hits.

CHAD BORDEAUX: And here comes The Amazing Joey T!

PAUL MARSHALL: What's so amazing?

CHAD BORDEAUX: He Big! And wears a mask! Disco and Outlaw have chosen To Double team the larger man. Tandem Irish Whip he goes off the ropes ducks a double clothesline and connect with a double clothesline of his own. Disco get back To his feet and T threw him off the rope POWER SLAM.

PAUL MARSHALL: Disco just got annihilated.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Now Kon artist is in the ring and goes after Disco with stomps and kicks.

PAUL MARSHALL: Smart thinking.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Outlaw and Joey T begin To Brawl. Outlaw goes low on The Amazing One and then hits a DDT

PAUL MARSHALL: The Good Old Kick To the groin/DDT combination works every time

CHAD BORDEAUX: Not this time and T is up already.

PAUL MARSHALL: Egads. He picks Outlaw up gorilla pressing him then just tosses him To the outside. Kon Artist is having his way with Deacon Disco who has no real purpose in the RAWF does he?

CHAD BORDEAUX: Disco?

PAUL MARSHALL: Yea Oh Brainbuster on Disco by Kon Artist. Now if that was the opposite way that would have been disco finisher and Artist would be done.

CHAD BORDEAUX: But its not. Kon Artist Pulls Disco To his feet and whip him off the ropes. Hip Toss No Back breaker. Hip toss into a back breaker a vicious little Move from Kon. Joey T has gone up stairs. Kon Artist Sees him and moves out of the Way But Joey T Land a huge Moonsault on The Fallen Disco. Kon Artist Shove T off and covers. 1..2..3.

RING ANNOUNCER: Mr. Disco has been eliminated.

PAUL MARSHALL: One down. Joey T look confused but can't do anything as Outlaw sneak back into the ring and Nails him with Running bulldog. Kon Artist attacks him from behind with spinning Heel taking the Outlaw down. Artist wait for him To get up and then Lock him in rock bottom and Nails the Kanyon-esque Lockdown.

CHAD BORDEAUX: But He has no time To Cover as he turns around Joey leaps and connects with an Amazing Standing Hurricrana. That was amazing, admit it. Joey T picks up Kon Artist and knees him in the gut.

PAUL MARSHALL: Bah.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Outlaw is woozy but up. He leans on the ropes for support. Then he crouches. Looking like spear maybe. Joey T look like he want s DDT on Kon. Here comes Outlaw Joey T sidesteps out of the way Kon Artist is speared out of his Boots! Outlaw smelling blood Goes for the Cover. 1...2..3.

PAUL MARSHALL: Kon Had the Wind knocked out him hardcore there couldn't react in time. Joey looks confused He Attacks Outlaw with a forearm then Goes To Whip him into the Turnbuckle But Outlaw reverses it T is sent into the rope but He show surprising agility and leaps To the top turnbuckle and jumps straight back with a back elbow!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Even more Amazing. Joey T Has Outlaw now powerbomb! He just caved in a lung. The big man goes up top. He perched on the top turnbuckle the crowd is itching in anticipation corkscrew body attack. He just destroyed the Outlaw! Cover! 1..2..3.

PAUL MARSHALL: Well that was certainly the End...

Of Wolf and Man plays as the crowd dies down after the previous match. David Laursen appears on stage, carrying a chair and a mic. He walks with a stern look in his face down the aisle. He slides into the ring and sets up the chair and sits down.

DAVID LAURSEN: Hello everyone.

Some of the crowd lets out a pop.

DAVID LAURSEN: Well, it looks like at least some of you guys missed me. Thanks, I appreciate it. The reason I've been away is that I have been struggling with some back injuries, and I've been sitting at home thinking hard and long on what I should do.

DAVID LAURSEN: I've been part of this fed for quite some time now, had two great tag team runs, but aside from that I haven't accomplished sh-t. Now, I guess that's my fault, so I won't bother you guys with it. Although I would like To have one last run, I sat home thinking, maybe I could go one last time, thinking that everything would be okay, but the more I thought about it, it dawned on me, things won't get better, only worse.

DAVID LAURSEN: So, Ladies and Gentlemen…I thought I'd never say these words…

The crowd is silent.

DAVID LAURSEN: I quit.

David drops the microphone, and slides out of the ring and heads over To the announcer's table and shakes Chad and Paul's hand. As he leaves the crowd stands and gives him a standing ovation as others chant Lone Wolf.

Intercontinental Title Triple Threat

vs. vs.

Dage vs. Brandy Sangria vs. Darksider

RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, our next match is set for one fall and is a triple threat for the Intercontinental title!!! Introducing first, making his way down To the ring, here is Dage!!!!

Dage comes out To a decent pop from the crowd. He raises his arms high on the stage before jogging down To and sliding into the ring.

RING ANNOUNCER: And his first opponent, also challenging for the title, representing the 1-8-7, here is the The Divine Brandy Sangria!!!!

Brandy comes out To a loud pop. The fans show their love and admiration, and lust for her as they shower her in cheers. She climbs into the ring and stares at Dage.

RING ANNOUNCER: And their opponent, the Real Action Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Champion, here is Darksider!!!!

Demonoid Phenomenon begins To play and the fans meet Darksider with a mixture of both boos and cheers. He comes out taking both in and holds the RAWF Intercontinental title high for everyone To see. He walks down To the ring and climbs the steps making haughty remarks at Brandy and Dage before climbing in the ring.

CHAD BORDEAUX: The three combatants have entered the ring and the bell sounds. They meet in the center of the ring and all three are throwing punches at one another. Now it's Dage and Brandy doubleteaming Darksider. They toss the champ into the ropes and take him down with a double clothesline.

PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider goes down and the two challengers start stomping away on him. They drag Darksider up and toss him into the corner. Brandy with an Irish whip sends Dage in for a big splash in the corner but Darksider gets the boot up and Dage gets a mouthful of leather.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Dage goes down but Brandy charges in taking advantage of the momentary distraction and hits a spinning heel kick To the face of Darksider. Brandy grabs him by the hair and pulls him out of the corner and nails a DDT!! Brandy quickly covers, 1... Darksider kicks out with authority.

PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider is back up quickly. But he gets run over by a clothesline from Dage. Dage goes to stomping on Darksider but gets spun around by Brandy who picks him up, atomic drop!! Dage stumbles backward and Brandy drops him with a kick To the face.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy turns her attention To Darksider. She drags him up but Darksider grabs her by the tights and jerks her sending her face first into the turnbuckle. Darksider rolls her up then, 1....2. Brandy kicks out!! Darksider yanks her up by hair and tosses her into the ropes. Darksider takes her down with the big boot.

PAUL MARSHALL: Brandy goes down and Darksider starts stomping her but Dage is up and catches Darksider in the back of the head with a drop-kick. Darksider flies forward flipping over the ropes To the floor. Dage quickly pulls up Brandy, Sadistic Sway Russian leg sweep. Brandy hit hard and Dage covers, 1....2... Darksider pulls him out of the ring.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider clocks him on the floor with a big right hand. Darksider follows with a left and then a boot To the stomach. He grabs Dage and picks him up and powerbombs him hard on the floor!! Darksider spits in disgust before sliding back into the ring.

PAUL MARSHALL: But Brandy catches him coming in and starts stomping away on the back of his head. She drops a knee To the back of his head driving his face into the canvas. Darksider may be in trouble as Brandy pulls him up and whips him into the ropes. Brandy catches him with a high knee sending him To the canvas. She covers, 1...2... Darksider kicks out.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy is frustrated and tells the ref so as Dage slides back into the ring. Dage rolls Brandy up with the school boy, 1....2. Brandy kicks out. And now Darksider is back To his feet. He drops Dage with a big boot To the face and then goes To kicking Brandy.

PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider pulls her up, Hell's Fire chokeslam!!! 1....2.. Dage stomps the back of Darksider's head To break up the three count. Darksider is up and mad but Dage spears him To the canvas and starts pounding his face in. Brandy is back up though.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy yanks up Dage and hooks him for the suplex, but Dage reverses it!! Brandy hits the canvas hard. Dage is up quickly and rapidly ascends the ropes. He's calling for ti and leaps, Revolution!!!! But Darksider yanks Brandy out of the way!!! Dage hits nothing but mat as Darksider tosses Brandy out of the ring!!

PAUL MARSHALL: Dage is trying To stumble back To his feet but Darksider grabs him and hooks his arms!! He's got him!!! The Killing Machine!!!! Darksider nailed him and he covers, 1....2...3!!!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Dage almost had it all, but tonight the veteran Darksider managed To hold on. Darksider pulls the title out of the ref's hands and holds it high for everyone To see. Yeah, we know you're the champ.

PAUL MARSHALL: He's the man!! Show some damn respect!!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Wait, Dage is up and as Darksider turns he clocks him with a hard kick To the face!! Darksider stumbles and Dage yanks the belt out of his hands and clocks him with it!! Darksider goes down and Dage is up top quickly and leaps, Revolution!!! He hit the Revolution on Darksider!!!

PAUL MARSHALL: Now it's Dage that's running his mouth but Brandy has slid in. She grabs him by the shoulder and spins him around. She kicks him low and then grabs his head and runs over the turnbuckle, Divine Rewind!!!!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy leaves him laying and walks To the back. Darksider is up and grabs his title and storms off as Dage stands up and shakes his head before heading To the back.

PAUL MARSHALL: Probably To find Brandy.

CHAD BORDEAUX: I wouldn't advise knocking on that 1-8-7 locker room door if I were Dage.

Tag Titles

vs.

Ice Cold & Captain Crush vs. JYD & Mr. Showtime

RING ANNOUNCER: The Following match is for the Real Action Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championships! Introducing first, the challengers, representing the State of Emergency, Ice Cold and Captain Crush!!!!

Cocky by Kid Rock blares as Ice Cold followed by Captain Crush head To the ring. A mixed reaction of mostly boos for Captain Crush and some cheers for Ice Cold fill the arena as the two get into the ring.

RING ANNOUNCER: And their opponents, first, one half of the tag team champions, representing the 1-8-7, Mr. Showtime!!!!

Breathe by Nickleback plays and the crowd cheers as Showtime steps onto the stage holding his title. He continues To the ring where he waits outside at the bottom of the ramp.

RING ANNOUNCER: His partner, second half of the tag team champions, also representing the 1-8-7, Junkyard Dawg Roman James!!!!

The crowd showers him in cheers as the Junkyard Dawg comes To the stage with his title. He holds it high and then comes To Showtimes side at the bottom of the ramp. They look at each other, nod, drop their belts, and dive into the ring.

CHAD BORDEAUX: The tag champions slide into the ring as Crush and Ice come To meet them as they get To their feet! Showtime taking some swings by Ice Cold as JYD ducks a clothesline attempt by the big man Crush, comes up behind him and hits a drop kick To Crush's back! Crush stumbles and JYD repeats the process and sends the big man toppling over the ropes and To the outside!

PAUL MARSHALL: Junkyard heads out of the ring To meet up with big bad Crush as Ice Cold backs Showtime in the corner with her hard rights and lefts! She swings again and Show ducks out of the corner.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Ice Cold turns and Showtime whips her clear across the ring and smack into the opposite turnbuckles! Showtime charges in and hits her with a splash sending her stumbling out of the corner!

PAUL MARSHALL: Where Showtime catches her with a snapmare take over into a quick cover! 1....2. And Ice Cold kicks out, there is no way you will keep her down that easily!

CHAD BORDEAUX: On the outside JYD And Crush have finally gotten onto their respective aprons as Showtime waits for Ice Cold To get up! She ducks a clothesline And chop blocks Showtime To the mat! Quick elbow drop before he can get up And then both of them are rolling To their feet!

PAUL MARSHALL: Ice Cold rolls up first And Showtime ends up rolling up right into a clothesline by Ice Cold!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Ice Cold tags in Crush who climbs over the top rope And brings a boot down into Show's head as he tries To get up. Crush pulls Show up by the hair And whips him into the ropes!

PAUL MARSHALL: Show bounces back into a big boot sending him back To the mat! Crush bounces off the ropes And comes back And Showtime with a leg drop across the throat! He stays there for the cover! 1.... 2.. And Show kicks out And fights To his feet!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Show swings a right And Crush catches his hand And pulls him in for a huge short arm clothesline! Crush doesn't let Showtime stay down for a second before yanking him back up And pulling him up above his head in a press slam!

PAUL MARSHALL: Crush steps over To his corner And drops Showtime down from up above his head so that Showtime's face smacks off the top turnbuckle! Brutal!

CHAD BORDEAUX: And Ice from the outside begins kicking Showtime in the back while he's stuck in the corner with Crush's big boot choking him! Junkyard tries To get in the ring but the referee is keeping him from getting in the ring! Meanwhile in the other side we get a damn double team And Showtime is almost unconscious!

PAUL MARSHALL: Oh well, I think its a brilliant strategy! Finally JYD gets the idea that he's not getting in the ring so he gets back in his corner And when the referee turns the double team stops And Crush tags Ice Cold in!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Ice Cold gets in while Showtime tries To pull himself up in the corner she runs in And slams a knee into his face!

PAUL MARSHALL: Showtime is in trouble here!

CHAD BORDEAUX: The challengers are doing a good job of isolating him from his corner, that's for sure.

PAUL MARSHALL: Ice Cold drags Show up And whips him into the corner! Showtime comes back And he ducks a clothesline attempt And fires off the other side!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Showtime comes back And leaps for a flying cross body!!

PAUL MARSHALL: And Ice Cold ducks And Showtime gets nothing but mat! Showtime tries To get up but Ice Cold is all over him with stomps To the head And shoulders before she pulls him up!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Showtime needs To make the tag desperately!

PAUL MARSHALL: Showtime is really exhausted as he swings at Ice Cold! She ducks And catches him from behind! THE OVERCAST!!! Bam! center of the ring! 1..... 2.... 3! new champs!

CHAD BORDEAUX: No Paul! Showtime kicked out! He got the shoulder up somehow!

PAUL MARSHALL: What?!

CHAD BORDEAUX: You heard me!

PAUL MARSHALL: Ice Cold drags Showtime up again And gets him from behind around the neck for the Avalanche!

CHAD BORDEAUX: No! Showtime with elbows back To the side of her head stops the move! He breaks the move And spins Ice Cold around! he kicks her! DDT!!

PAUL MARSHALL: Showtime now crawling To the corner And JYD is stretching his arm as far as it can go! Ice Cold jumps To her feet And heads To her corner quickly tagging in Crush! Crush makes a mad dash for Showtime who makes one final dive And tags in JYD! No!!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Yes! Junkyard Dawg leaps into the ring And Crush can't stop himself in time And charges right into JYD's arm! THE PISSER!!!! JYD slams Crush with the Pisser And Ice Cold who hasn't left the ring comes for Roman but he takes her over with a clothesline!

PAUL MARSHALL: But she gets back up!

CHAD BORDEAUX: And then she's clotheslined over the top rope by JYD! Roman turns right into the hand of Crush around his throat!!

PAUL MARSHALL: Roman kicks out with a low blow!! Crush doubles over And Roman bounces back off the ropes, come forward And hits the spinning neck breaker!

CHAD BORDEAUX: JYD waits as Crush climbs back up! kicks him in the gut, And takes him over with a side Russian leg sweep!

PAUL MARSHALL: JYD pulls Crush back up And latches onto his neck from behind! Can he take him over into the Dawgpound!?! He can't!

CHAD BORDEAUX: He can! And he does!!!! JYD with the Dawgpound on Captain Crush! He covers!!!! 1..... 2..... 3!

PAUL MARSHALL: No! ha! Ice Cold dived back into the ring And slammed a double axe handle down into the referee before he got the three count!! She backs up laughing And backs up right into Mr. Showtime!

CHAD BORDEAUX: She turns And Showtime hits her with the spear!! They roll out of the ring And Showtime drags her back up And tosses her right onto our announce table!

PAUL MARSHALL: JYD pulling Crush back up again.... wait! Its Darksider! Darksider charging the ring now!! He slides into the ring And JYD turns around right into Darksider's hand around his throat!! Hells Fire Chokeslam!!!

CHAD BORDEAUX: JYD slammed into the mat And Crush rolls over onto Junkyard Dawg! Darksider counts the count! 1.2.3! What! That's a rip off!

PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider's telling the time keeper To ring the bell this thing is over!

RING ANNOUNCER: Here are your winners..

Born of a Broken Man interrupts as Synn comes To the stage with a mic.

Vic: Darksider! I don't think so you son of a bitch! You aren't an official, let alone for this match! This match continues!

CHAD BORDEAUX: This match continues!

PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah yeah! Synn leaves And Darksider follows pissed off as both Crush And JYD get To their feet! The referee is coming To now as Crush And JYD exchange blows! Crush getting the upperhand!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Until Showtime runs into Crush from behind with a flying forearm! Crush turns And Showtime kicks him! Pedigree!!!!

PAUL MARSHALL: JYD covers! 1..... 2..... 3! NO!

CHAD BORDEAUX: They retain!! JYD And Showtime retain as Ice Cold pulls Crush from the ring And they head up the rampway! The tag team Champions are handed their belts And they hold them up high- wait! The Demon has just jumped into ringside area from the crowd behind the champions!

PAUL MARSHALL: This isn't good! I like it! The Demon climbs into the ring behind them And JYD holding his title high backs right into the Demon!!!

CHAD BORDEAUX: JYD looks confused as he turns around And gets mauled over with a clothesline from Hell!! Showtime charges the Demon To help out but the Demon ducks And backdrops Showtime up And over the ropes crashing To the outside! The Demon pulling up Roman James, this is horrible....

PAUL MARSHALL: It's about To get more horrible as he hoists him up onto his shoulders! It's going To be Tony's Smirking Revenge for JYD! Horror drives him down towards the mat with extra force And Sh--!!!!! HE TOOK JYD RIGHT THROUGH THE RING WITH THE SMIRKING REVENGE!!

CHAD BORDEAUX: MY GOD RIGHT THROUGH THE RING!!!! GOOD GOD!!!! We need To cut To commercial To get help for Junkyard Dawg And fix this ring! Cut the transmission damn it!

A day is coming when the ruler shall be decided.

The only question is which one shall reign supreme?

Smart Money says me....

The preceding was paid for by the 1-8-7 And does not necessarily reflect the opinions of the entire Real Action Wrestling Federation, just those that matter.

No DQ World Title

vs.

Victor Synn vs. Jimi Sinister

RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies And gentlemen, this is our MAIN EVENT of the evening! And it is a No Disqualification match for the RAWF World Heavyweight Championship!

PAUL MARSHALL: Now THIS will be good.

Born of a Broken Man begins To play, And Victor Synn enters the arena To extremely loud boos, but also some small cheers from the 1-8-7 fans, but Synn does not react To either.

RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing the challenger, And leader of the 1-8-7, here is Victor Synn!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Victor Synn is a multi-time title holder in RAWF, including a reign as World champion.

PAUL MARSHALL: It only lasted 4 days, but it was a World title reign nonetheless!

CHAD BORDEAUX: He was stripped of that title by his own father, Chaos. He'll be looking To have a longer reign this time, but first he has To defeat this man!

Rock You Like a Hurricane plays through the arena, And Jimi Sinister walks into the arena And is met with tremendous adulation.

RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, leader of State of Emergency, And the RAWF World Heavyweight Champion, here is Jimi Sinister!

PAUL MARSHALL: Some World champion, winning it on a dodgy three count.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Will you let it go? He's the champ And that's that, And might I add he's been a very good champion!

PAUL MARSHALL: Until tonight! Until right now! The Synn man is one bad man, And no disqualification will suit him more than it will Sinister.

CHAD BORDEAUX: That could well be true. Jimi kisses the title belt, And hands it To the official who holds it high in the air.

PAUL MARSHALL: He's kissing it good-bye Chad! Tonight I believe we will see a new World champion!

CHAD BORDEAUX: There's the bell, And Synn charges at Jimi! But Jimi drops him with a drop toe hold. Jimi doesn't apply the hold, And lets Synn get To his feet while laughing at him!

PAUL MARSHALL: Laugh all you want Sinister, Synn will have the last laugh.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Now they go into the collar And elbow tie up, And Synn shoves Jimi To the ground! And now it's Synn who laughs at Jimi! There's no way Jimi can compete for strength with Victor Synn!

PAUL MARSHALL: 7 feet tall, 365 pounds, Synn is the biggest wannabe jigga I know!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Jimi is up, And they go back into the tie up. Synn locks on a side headlock, but Jimi uses his own strength To throw Synn To the ropes, but Synn sends him down with a big shoulderblock! Synn comes off the ropes again, And jumps over Jimi who turns onto his stomach. Synn bounces back, And Jimi leapfrogs him! Synn comes back again, And Jimi hits a monkey flip - but Synn lands on his feet?!

PAUL MARSHALL: I don't quite know how Synn managed that, but he did! Jimi turns around, And gets nailed with a huge clothesline!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Great agility from Synn there - I don't think I've ever said that before! Synn drags Jimi up And plants him with a bodyslam, And hits an elbow drop, no Jimi rolled out of the way, no-one home! Synn quickly To his feet but this time it's Jimi who hits the bodyslam, And he tries an elbow drop, but this time Synn rolls out of the way! Both men To their feet at the same time, Jimi goes for a clothesline but Synn brings a knee up into his gut, And hits a big DDT! Synn should be going for the cover, but instead he leans on the ropes arrogantly, like he's not even trying!

PAUL MARSHALL: The Synn man knows he can win this any time he wants, And not surprisingly these German fans hate it! Especially that fat chick in the front row wearing those ridiculous leather pants!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Erm Paul, that's a man.

PAUL MARSHALL: It is?

CHAD BORDEAUX: Jimi back up, he needs a new gameplan here To get himself into this match. They go To tie up again, but before they do Jimi boots Synn in the gut, And follows up with right hands!

PAUL MARSHALL: Jimi HAS To get dirty if he's To stand a chance.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Now Jimi gets into the tie up, And locks on a side headlock, then goes behind into a hammerlock, but Synn spins down then up And turns it into a top wristlock! Synn with height And weight advantage pushing down, trying To break those wrists! But Jimi boots him in the shin, And turns it into an arm wringer! But Synn with an arm wringer of his own! Now Jimi with another arm wringer! But Synn grabs the blonde hair of Sinister, And throws him face first into the turnbuckle! Jimi stunned, And Synn laying in with lefts And rights To the kidneys. He turns Jimi round, And hits some heavy right hands To the face of the champ. Synn grabs Jimi by the hair again, And just tosses him across the ring! The referee shouting at Synn To stop grabbing the hair!

PAUL MARSHALL: What's the referee going To do? Disqualify him?! He can't! Anything goes!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Synn drops a knee across the throat, And goes for the cover! One....two.... but Jimi kicks out. Too early To try for a cover I think.

PAUL MARSHALL: But Synn is dictating the pace here, And that's ominous for Jimi. All signs at the moment point To a new World champion!

CHAD BORDEAUX: This match isn't even over yet! Synn pulls Jimi To his feet, And elbows him right between the eyes, before whipping him To the ropes - HUGE back body drop by Synn! He must have thrown Jimi 15 feet in the air!

PAUL MARSHALL: Looked more like 16.5 feet if you ask me!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Synn is dishing out the punishment To the champ! He picks Jimi up And whips him again, puts his head down for another monstrous back drop... SMALL PACKAGE BY JIMI! Out of nowhere! 1...2..... Synn is able To power out though! Both men up quickly, Jimi hits a boot To the stomach, And hits a sharp neckbreaker! And Jimi locks on a reverse chinlock, with a knee in that famous spine of Vic Synn! Smart move from Jimi, just slowing the pace a little, And getting his strength back at the same time.

PAUL MARSHALL: But he doesn't have the strength To keep Synn in that hold!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Synn gets To his feet with that hold still applied, And hits three elbows To the midsection of the champ, And then turns it into a huge back suplex!! Good God he dropped Jimi right on his head!

PAUL MARSHALL: Hehe, lucky for him he doesn't have a brain To damage.

CHAD BORDEAUX: Will you stop? Synn locks on a camel clutch in the center of the ring! And boy is he wrenching back on Jimi's neck!

PAUL MARSHALL: Jimi is hopelessly reaching out for the ropes, but he's nowhere near! This could be it Chad! This could be Vic Synn as World champion right here!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Jimi is trying To inch closer, but Synn is sat back And Sinister isn't going anywhere! And Jimi is fading here!

PAUL MARSHALL: That's right he's fading! And there's no way he will escape this hold! Synn is just too strong!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Jimi's body is limp! He's out of it! The official lifts the arm once, it drops! He lifts it a second time, And it drops again!

PAUL MARSHALL: This is IT Chad! One more time And Victor Synn is our new World champion! The official lifts the arm....

CHAD BORDEAUX: It doesn't drop! Jimi is still in it! And listen To these fans erupt!

PAUL MARSHALL: Why? Are Rammstein here?

CHAD BORDEAUX: Can you believe this?! Jimi is getting To his feet with Synn on his back!! What strength from the champion! Jimi standing, And he drops backwards And sandwiches Synn in the corner! Jimi turns around, And he's laying into Synn! Jimi picks him up, And puts him on the top turnbuckle! Now Jimi is climbing up as well! Both men are balanced on the top turnbuckle, And they are slugging it out! Jimi rakes the eyes To get the advantage! Is he going for a superplex?

PAUL MARSHALL: Hell no, he's going for something much worse!

CHAD BORDEAUX: HOLY CRAP!! JIMI JUST NAILED A TOP ROPE PILEDRIVER!!! SYNN'S NECK MUST BE BROKEN!!

PAUL MARSHALL: But both men are down! That camel clutch took a LOT out of Jimi, And both men are on their backs here!

CHAD BORDEAUX: But Jimi drapes an arm over the prone body of Synn! Synn is out cold!! 1.......2........3!!! NO! Somehow, SOMEHOW, Victor Synn kicked out!!! How the HELL did he do that???

PAUL MARSHALL: Because Victor Synn is one tough motherf...

CHAD BORDEAUX: DON'T finish that sentence! Jimi is going for the kill here, he's trying To set him up for the Heavy Metal Plex! NO! Synn drops down, And hits a low blow! And Synn with a Russian leg sweep!

PAUL MARSHALL: Ssshh, I heard the Germans don't like the Russians much!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Well the Germans shouldn't have invaded Poland in the first place! Jimi is down, And Synn is going To the outside. He's looking under the ring... he's pulled out that ball bat!

PAUL MARSHALL: Oh yeah! Time for Synn To hit a home run with Jimi Sinister's head!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Synn slides back in the ring, And he's measuring Jimi with that bat! If he connects, it WILL be over, And Synn will be the champion! Jimi is groggily standing, he turns around - he ducks it! Amazing! Synn spins right round!

PAUL MARSHALL: Oh no!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Oh yes! WEDGIE! Jimi wedgied Victor Synn! And then Jimi takes him down with a clothesline! The cover! 1,2,3!!! No! Synn got a leg on the ropes! Jimi is questioning the referee here, he thought it was over!

PAUL MARSHALL: But keep your eye on Synn! He's rolled over And taken that ball bat! And that goofball hasn't seen it!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Jimi turns his attention back To Synn, he goes To pick him up - LOW BLOW WITH THE BALL BAT BY SYNN!!!

PAUL MARSHALL: You know I nearly feel sorry for Leia there. Nearly!

CHAD BORDEAUX: AND SYNN CONNECTS WITH A HUGE SHOT TO THE HEAD WITH THAT BALL BAT!! JESUS CHRIST IT BROKE OVER HIS HEAD!

PAUL MARSHALL: And Synn nonchalantly stands And puts his foot on Jimi for the pin! This is it! Say hello To your NEW World champion!

CHAD BORDEAUX: The cover!

1..........

2..........

3!!! GOOD GOD NO! JIMI GOT A SHOULDER UP AT THE VERY LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT!! HOW THE HELL DOES HE DO IT??

PAUL MARSHALL: Ah crap.

CHAD BORDEAUX: I don't think Synn can believe it either! He drags Jimi up, And sets him up for the Guillotine, with the ball bat across the neck for added impact! If he hits this, it WILL be all over! But Jimi raises a hand And pokes Synn in the eye! Jimi manages To flip himself over Synn, And now it's Jimi with Synn in the Guillotine position! But instead he lifts him up... Osaka Street Cutter!! Haven't seen Jimi use that move before! Synn doesn't drop, he staggers on his feet dazed! And he walks.... STRAIGHT INTO A HEAVY METAL PLEX!!!! THE COVER!!!

1..........

2..........

3!!!! HE GOT HIM!! JIMI RETAINS HIS WORLD TITLE!!!!

RING ANNOUNCER: The winner of this bout, And STILL RAWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.... JIMI SINISTER!!!!

CHAD BORDEAUX: Jimi And State of Emergency get a huge win over Synn And the 1-8-7!!! And Jimi is STILL the champion!!! Jimi stands in the ring celebrating, And we are out of time here folks!! See you all next week!!!

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