July 14, 2002
The Coliseum
Charlotte, North Carolina
PAUL MARSHALL: Look on the monitor your favorite people.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Oh lovely horror and friends
Tony Rocky Horror is walking down a hallway. At his side is the Very pregnant Eris. Who is clinging to his arm. They both seem happy. Flanking Eris is Malice clad in all black. And Eddie is slightly behind her. Suddenly Eris stops holding her stomach. The rest of the party goes few steps before turning around.
ERIS(mumbling to herself): was that just a contraction?
MALICE: Eris? Are you OK?
Eris is just holding he plump stomach. Tony Cocks an Eyebrow
ERIS: N-no. I'm fine. It was nothing.
TONY ROCKY HORROR: Contraction? As in baby.
ERIS: No. It wasn't that. I think.
MALICE: I'll call the car we should get her to the hospital.
ERIS: No that won't be necessary it was nothing. Really.
In this confusion none of them notice A figure walking up behind them with a Chair.
TONY ROCKY HORROR: I fear she is right dearest Eris...
*WHACK*
Tony Rocks Forward before Turning around.
*Whack*
He goes down from a second Chair shot.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Holy Lord! JYD has Just leveled TRH with a chair!
JYD ROMAN JAMES: I told you I'm not done with you yet!
MALICE: Whatever you thinking?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Malice has tire Iron and Eddie cracks his knuckles. JYD isn't backing Down he raises the chair in defense.
JYD ROMAN JAMES: Come on I'll take out you're entire twisted Family.
Eddie shoves Eris behind him but She ignores it and Goes to help Tony. Security is just getting wind of this and begin to Rush in. Malice Looks to attack.
JYD ROMAN JAMES: Who wants some first?
EDDIE DEATH: You're Dead man you know this right?
JYD ROMAN JAMES: Lets find out you ICE reject.
EDDIE DEATH: Clever. I don't need a Weapon to f*ck you up.
CHAD BORDEAUX: This is tense As JYD is trying to fend off Both Eddie Death and Malice. And they are all bashing Security.
JYD ROMAN JAMES: Come on lets go. Who wants some first?
TONY ROCKY HORROR: I do.
PAUL MARSHALL: Tony is up form those vicious chair shots. He Charges JYD Deselecting the Chair with his arms and Lays into JYD With lefts and rights. JYD Drops his chair and Begins Trading Punches with Security is Pulling them apart.
CHAD BORDEAUX: This is pandemonium!
PAUL MARSHALL: Nice Adjective!
CHAD BORDEAUX: shut Up Tony Is Trying to Get to JYD through the Mob of Security but can't and JYD is stuck as well as they are getting slowly pulled farther and farther apart. Tony is busted open from those shots and Blood is slowly trickling down his face. He's freaking Smiling!
JYD ROMAN JAMES: I'm not done with you freak. You can't run anymore.
TONY ROCKY HORROR: This is a dead man I'm speaking to.
JYD ROMAN JAMES: F*beep*k You Horror. This isn't over.
Security is winning.
TONY ROCKY HORROR: I'll see you in Hell. And I'll make sure to send you there personally.
Chaos just overtakes the scene as Security is everywhere.
CHAD BORDEAUX: That was madness!
PAUL
MARSHALL: I love it!
Grudge Match
vs. 
Kon Artist vs. Captain Crush
RING
ANNOUNCER:: Ladies and gentlemen, our first match of the evening is scheduled
for one fall. Already in the ring, here is Kon Artist!
Kon stretches the ropes, and bounces from one foot to the other, waiting.
RING ANNOUNCER:: And introducing his opponent, here is CAPTAIN CRUSH!!!
Jesus or a Gun by Fuel hits the speakers, and Crush enters the arena to a good reception. He strides down to the ring, and slides in underneath the bottom rope.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Have you ever seen a man as tall as the Crusher?
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah, Giant Gonzalez. Man, that guy had superstar written all over him.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Are you drunk?
PAUL MARSHALL: No. Imagine Giant Gonzalez Vs Kamala. That could main event any card in the world!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Anyway, this match is ready to go here! Both men square up to each other, standing nose to.... well, Kon only comes up to Crush's chest. They go into the collar and elbow tie up, and Crush just powerfully throws Kon halfway across the ring!
PAUL MARSHALL: Kon just got thrown on his ass.
CHAD BORDEAUX: There's no way that Kon can compete with the strength of Crush. He's gonna have to try something else to get the big man down! Kon gets to his feet, and charges at Crush - whoa! Crush dropped Kon with a HELL of a big boot! That very nearly decapitated him! Crush picks Kon off the mat with one hand, wow what strength! He throws him into a corner, and just unloads on him with huge rights and lefts to the body and face! Kon is just being overpowered by this monster of a man! Crush lifts Kon up onto the turnbuckles, and climbs up himself! Some more right hands from Crush, he's setting him up - MONSTROUS SUPERPLEX!!! Crush just broke Kon in half with that! But he drags Kon up! And he puts him on the top turnbuckle again - and hits ANOTHER superplex!!! Kon is not moving! Crush could just pin him right here - but he drags him up again!
PAUL MARSHALL: Kon is totally limp. He could use some viagra right about now!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Can you ever be serious?
PAUL MARSHALL: Hmm...... no.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Thought so. What will Crush do with Kon now? Good God, he puts him on the top turnbuckle AGAIN! A third superplex will snap the spine of Kon Artist, and no doubt finish this match for good!
PAUL MARSHALL: This match is finished already, face it.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Both men on top, Crush looking for one more - no! He just grabbed Kon by the throat!!
PAUL MARSHALL: INCOMING!!!
**CRASH**
CHAD BORDEAUX: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! CRUSH JUST CHOKESLAMMED KON OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!! HE KILLED HIM!!
PAUL MARSHALL: For once Chad, I don't think you are exaggerating!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Someone stop this match please!!! Get some EMTs down here pronto!
PAUL MARSHALL: Pronto?
CHAD BORDEAUX: But Crush is pulling Kon out of the wreckage in front of us! Someone stop him! He picks him up, he's pressing him over his head!
PAUL MARSHALL: That's just showing off.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush press slams Kon over the top rope back into the ring! Kon is unconscious! Why is this match still going ahead?
PAUL MARSHALL: Who cares? It's been a while since our last 'death' on air.
CHAD BORDEAUX: You're sick you know that? Crush lifts Kon off his feet, holding his hair! Look at the smile on the face of Crush! This is just sick now!
PAUL MARSHALL: Well I don't think this match will go on much longer Chad.
CHAD BORDEAUX: He's setting him up for the Crush-O-Matic-3001- AND HE HITS IT!!! Crush pins him with a single boot on his chest. This one is done - 1, 2, 3!!! Ring the damn bell!
RING ANNOUNCER:: Here is your winner, CAPTAIN CRUSH!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: And finally the EMTs get here, and are attending to Kon, who was just destroyed in front of us.
PAUL MARSHALL: They will have to scrape what's left of him off the canvas.
Hardcore Brawl
vs. 
vs. 
vs. 
vs. 
vs. 
vs. 
Preacher vs. Dage vs. Kronic Krow vs. Joey T vs. Styx vs. Tony Rocky Horror vs. Trever Leiss
CHAD BORDEAUX: Ladies and gentlemen, this is bound to get ugly here. We have...lemme count...seven of some of the RAWF's most vicious competitors, all duking it out in a no disqualification, last man standing contest in which the winner of this match will face The World Champion come at fights. Now, two questions Paul...who do you think will win...and who do you they'll face?
PAUL MARSHALL: Don 't care and really don't care.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Of course...and now our ring announcer is standing in the ring to start us off...
RING ANNOUNCER:: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS MATCH IS A HARDCORE CHALLENGE FOR NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP OF THE WORLD TITLE AT FRIDAY FIGHTS! THE WINNER WILL BE THE LAST ONE IN THE RING, AND THE ONLY WAY TO ELIMINATE SOMEONE IS THROUGH PIN OR SUBMISSION! NOW, HERE ARE THE CHALLENGERS...FIRST...DAGE!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: We haven't heard, or seen much of Dage as of late...this
could be his
time to shine.
PAUL MARSHALL: ARE YOU KIDDING? In his first match he lost to Sexy Candy! He's a sitting duck!
RING ANNOUNCER:: KRONIC KROW!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Kronic Krow, again, is a star who hasn't much momentum in the RAWF...though he's had some problems with Styx in the past...that's surely to come out.
PAUL MARSHALL: He's name's Kronic...and Styx breathes fire...match made in heaven.
RING ANNOUNCER:: "THE AMAZING" JOEY T!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Um....here's an interesting character.
PAUL MARSHALL: Besides TRH, I put my bet on him.
RING ANNOUNCER:: "THE EXILED ONE" TREVER LEISS!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Trever is a member of the 187, and he could gain a lot by winning this match. Either face the arch enemy of the 187 or face one of it's fellow members...it's a win win situation for him.
PAUL MARSHALL: Oh, scratch what I said about Joey T. He's my pick besides TRH!
RING ANNOUNCER:: PREACHER!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Preacher's debut match...tough spot for him. Think he can manage through this in his first RAWF match?
PAUL MARSHALL: How the hell should I know? His name's PREACHER for Christ's Sake!
RING ANNOUNCER:: STYX!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The supposed daughter of Satan himself, and the buddy as of late Mr. Showtime. Her debut match was in a match exactly like this...if you remember who she's set fire to lately...
PAUL MARSHALL: She should just light up KK's joint and then kick his ass.
RING ANNOUNCER:: TONY ROCKY HORROR!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The multi-time Champion himself is in this match...by far the most experienced in this match...let's not forget he was Champion until Jimi Sinister took it from him about three months ago..he's bound to have a lot of motive here...
PAUL MARSHALL: GO TRH! WHOO!!!!!!!!!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Why do you root for him?
PAUL MARSHALL: I'm afraid not to.
CHAD BORDEAUX: And our match has begun! Our seven combatants charge at one another, and it's on! Styx diesels Krow, and Krow goes down and rolls out of the ring! Dage comes off the ropes and nails Preacher with a series of running right hands, but Joey T comes by and levels both of them with a hard double clothesline! And Trever Leiss charges at TRH! And TRH tosses Leiss out of the ring, and Leiss is dumped on the outside! He's quickly joined by Krow, who throws him into the apron! The two fallen warriors are going at one another on the outside, and Styx nails Horror from behind with a right hand! Belly to back suplex from Styx! Styx is shining already!
PAUL MARSHALL: Krow's got a hold of Leiss, and he goes to throw him again, but Leiss hiptosses his candied ass into the barricade! Crash! Trever's going under the ring, and wahoo! This match is bound to be good now! Leiss is throwing weapons in the ring...he's got a chair! He's got a trash can! He's got a-HOLY SH*T! Krow just landed a low blow, and he puts Leiss between his legs...Piledriver on the outside floor! Such brutality! I love it! And Dage throws Joey T into the ropes, and he and Preacher work together and land him in a flapjack! And Preacher nails Dage in the head with a boot! Dage goes down, and Preacher goes to work on him! This is the WRONG kind've match to trust anyone in!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Styx is still in the ring with Horror, and she drags him up, but Horror grabs her by the throat! He's strangling her, and now has her in the corner! Wait! Joey T just picked up that trash can and nailed Horror in the back with it! Joey T saved Styx, and now Joey's coming off the ropes with the trash can...and Styx hooks him in a drop toe hold! Joey Tcrashes face first into his own trash can, and Styx is back up! Double-crossing seems to be the name of the game in this matchup. And Preacher has Dage back up, and he throws him into the corner, SPEAR into the corner, and Dage is laid out! Preacher picks up him...and goes for the scoop slam...but Dage slips out and shoves him into the ropes! Dage comes back with a dropkick into Preacher, and Preacher goes out of the ring! Styx picks up Joey T and ouch! She just bodyslammed him on the trash can, breaking it in half! She seems in control here.
PAUL MARSHALL: Or was...I don't know if she will be when...BAM! Krow just came off the top rope with a steel chair and crushed our poor Styx's head in! Styx is laid out, and now Krow is the only one standing it seems. He goes for the pin! 1....2...NO! Leiss is back in the ring, and he has a hold of Krow! Low blow by Leiss into Krow, and he sets him between his legs! He's going for vengeance, but Jesus! Horror just got back up and locked Leiss up! Horrorplex across the ring! Leiss was just flown across like a rag doll, and now Horror has Krow! Krow is thrown across the ring, and he lands right next to Leiss! Horror goes to stomping away at Styx, and it seems that he's going to beat the hell out of her...excuse the pun.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wow...you're actually quite clever. Dage has Preacher back up, and he lands a chop to the chest, and Preacher goes into the corner. Dage lands a big splash into Preacher, and sets him up for the sidewalk slam! Joey T comes off the ropes and lands a running elbow into Preacher, and Dage just drops Preacher! Preacher just got set up with a double team, and now Joey T has a hold of Preacher! Preacher goes over the top rope and onto the floor, and now Joey T is going to work on Dage! Horror picks Styx up, and he throws her to the outside, and now Styx is on the outside, and Horror is following her! They're heading our way! Trever Leiss is back up, and he slides out of the ring! He goes under the ring, and pulls out a table! Leiss has a table, but he's set it down and goes after Horror!
PAUL MARSHALL: Styx is crawling away, and Horror has her by the pants...god I'm so jealous of that guy...AND HEY! Leiss just came from behind and axe-handled Horror in the back of the head, laying him clean out! Leiss picks Horror back up, and throws him into our table, and again I wonder why we spend so much damn money on these things. Make them out of titanium...then they'll leave us the hell alone! Styx is back up, and she's got a camera cord! She just lassoed Leiss by the neck, and now she's choking him on the outside! She's got him good, and Horror's getting back up! Horror gets a running start, and plows Styx back on her ass on the ring floor! That'll be the last time Leiss ever helps her out! Horror picks up Leiss, and throws him back into the ring! That's new for a change!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Preacher is on the outside, gathering his bearings, as Joey T and Krow have a hold of Dage! Double Irish whip into the ropes, and Dage comes back with another clothesline! Dage levels both of his attackers, and picks up the trash can! He nails Joey and Krow both over the top of the heads, and both of them are laid out! Leiss comes to his feet, and Dage levels him out too! Leiss is on his back and Dage is standing tall in the middle of the ring! What's this! Preacher's in the ring, and with a chair! Dage turns around...747 CHAIR SHOT TO THE TRASH CAN AND SKULL! Dage is laid out flat, and The Preacher hooks the leg up! This could be all for Dage...1...2..3! DAGE IS ELIMINATED!
PAUL MARSHALL: And Krow doesn't even have the courtesy to wait for them to pull the body away before he attacks Preacher! So appropriate! Krow pulls Preacher up, and he throws him into the ropes...and Joey T comes from nowhere and hits him like a freight train! Preacher is shot into the corner, and now Krow and Joey T are going to beat away on him! HOLY SHIT! Watch it! Horror just threw Styx ACROSS our table, and now she's doubled over on the other side of the table. Horror's got her by the hair, and bam! Right into the steel post by Horror, and now he's got her locked up in a Horrorplex! NO! Leiss saves Styx again with a baseball slide into Horror! Horror goes down, and Styx is free! Styx is going back into the ring, but Trever Leiss has got her by the hair! He's got her, and I don't think that he's going to let go! And Krow's got a steel chair with his name on it! He nails Leiss in the back, and Leiss lets go of Styx! Bad idea bad idea!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Krow throws Leiss aside...and he goes for Styx...FIREBALL INTO THE FACE BY STYX! Styx just set fire to Krow's face, and Krow is on the ground, and he's grabbing at his face and writhing in pain! My god, Styx is out for blood tonight! And Joey T sees this and hooks the leg! 1...2...3! KRONIC KROW'S BEEN ELIMINATED! Here are the EMT's to pull Krow away, but the fight is far from over! Styx is on the top rope...FLYING DROPKICK into Joey T! Joey T flies across the ring head over heels, and Styx is standing tall! Leiss is back up, and Styx sets him up...DDT! Styx goes for the cover, but Preacher drags her off, and starts nailing her with right hands to the face! Leiss is back up, and he's doing the same, he's kicking away at the fallen Styx! And here comes Joey T as well! All three men are pounding away at Styx! And Horror's back in the ring!
PAUL MARSHALL: And all three of them all get up and attack him! Styx is laid out and the three-man kliq is attacking Horror! I love it! Gang mantality! Preacher charges, and Horror lays him out with a forearm to the face! Joey T goes for the right hand, but Horror catches him and drops him in a cobra neckbreaker! Leiss charges with a spear, and spears Horror into the corner! Leiss goes with hard chops to the chest of Horror, and it seems Horror is the most wanted man in this match. He should be after all! Leiss climbs up the top rope...and goes for a ten-punch...but Horror lands the low blow...AND SPINEBUSTER FROM THE MIDDLE ROPE! Trever will NOT be able to have kids by the end of tonight. And now Joey T and Preacher are going away at Trever! Horror backs into the corner, and Preacher lands the big splash on Trever! 1...2.. NO! Styx pulls Preacher off of Trever and headbutts him! Preacher falls down, and I think she just broke his nose or something! Joey T comes off the ropes, but Styx diesels him with a shoulder tackle...I think that's what it's called! The two most evil people in the ring are standing tall...
CHAD BORDEAUX: Not for long! Horror charges at Styx, but Styx ducks down and drops him in a backdrop! Horror gets up instantly, and Styx tops him off with a dropkick! Styx is on fire...no pun...and she looks angry! NO! Preacher and Joey T each have a chair...CONCHAIRTO TO STYX! Styx goes down, and her head must be ringing like a church bell, and Preacher and Joey T throw their chairs down...DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE BY HORROR! They flipped head over heels, by God! Horror grabs Joey T...and pushes Preacher away...TONY'S SMIRKING REVENGE! Joey T is laid out, and Horror goes for the pin! 1...2.. NO! Preacher nails Horror across the back with a steel chair, and Horror rolls out of the way, and Preacher makes the pin! 1...2...3! "THE AMAZING" JOEY T is eliminated from this matchup!
PAUL MARSHALL: We're down to a fatal fourway! Preacher throws down the chair, and he picks up the fallen Styx...and plants her with a scoop slam. I guess he figures if he gets rid of the hellbreast...I mean hellbeast, he has more of a chance. He goes for the hair, but Leiss is back in the ring, and he nails Preacher in the back of the head and lays him out! Leiss has brought that table in here, and he has Styx! He's going to put the wood to her...I know if I had the chance...I would...heh heh...wood and would...
CHAD BORDEAUX: PLEASE! Trever drags Styx to the table, and he's nailing her with a few punches to the face for reassurance. Trever goes for the top rope but here comes Preacher! Preacher hooks it around, and he's got Trever up in a powerbomb! Styx rolls out of the way...POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TA-NO!!!! Styx pulled the table away, and Preacher powerbombed Trever into clean mat! Styx resets the table, and comes from behind Preacher! GERMAN SUPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE! Preacher is laid out, and Styx goes for the cover! NO! Horror drags Styx away, and he picks her up...HORRORPLEX! Preacher is laid out...but wait! Trever rolls over ontop of Preacher! 1...2...3! PREACHER IS ELIMINATED! And Trever is getting back up as this match is now a threeway! Horror drags Styx back up, and he throws her into the corner! Leiss is barely getting back up, and I don't see Styx with much of a chance here!
PAUL MARSHALL: Horror goes for the grab, but Styx knees him in the gut! She just missed his Rocky Horrors...if you know what I mean. Styx sets him up...and here comes Leiss! Leiss picks Horror up...SPIKE PILEDRIVER ON HORROR! Styx and Leiss teaming up on Horror, and I see this as a dangerous relationship! Styx throws Horror in the corner, and picks up a trash can! She charges in, but Horror nails her with a hard boot to the face! Styx goes down and throws the trash can aside. Leiss comes off the ropes, and bulldogs Horror in the mat! He hooks Horror by the legs...and Horror kicks him off! Leiss goes into the ropes, and Horror picks him up! Samoan Drop into the mat! He's gonna finish him off! But no! Styx comes behind with a choke hold! She's desperate to defeat him! In a way, I respect that...but I'm mostly just getting more jealous of Horror by the second dammit!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Calm down Paul. Styx has Horror in a submission, and it looks like he's going down! Horror's stopped fighting, and he's fell limp! Styx has managed to choke out the favorite, and she drops him before the ref can make it official! Horror's out in the middle of the ring, and Styx goes to hook the leg...but Trever comes from behind! SCHOOLBOY! Trever has her pinned! 1...2...NO! REVERSAL! Styx reverses it...1...2...3...REVERSAL! Trever's on top...1...2...And Styx kicks out, and kicks Trever off...AND INTO HORROR'S CLUTCHES! HORROR LANDS A HORRORPLEX ON LEISS! STYX JUST ROLLS AWAY, UNAWARE, AND HORROR HOOKS THE LEG! 1...2...3! TREVER LEISS IS ELIMINATED!
PAUL MARSHALL: Styx doesn't realize this...and she's got a chair! It's gonna take a lot more than that to stop him, sweetheart! She turns around, and she's amazed to see Horror standing up! She nails him across the skull! BAM! AGAIN! BAM! AGAIN! BAM! AGAI-NO! Horror just blocked the chair shot with his own two hands, and Styx dropped the chair! Horror grabs her...Samoan Drop ON THE CHAIR! Styx is out! Horror makes the cover! 1!2!3! TONY ROCKY HORROR WINS!
Tag Titles
vs. 
Ice Cold & _____ v. JYD Roman James & Mr. Showtime
RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, our next match is et for one fall and is for the Real Action Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championship!!!! Introducing first, the challengers, Ice Cold and....
The announcer stops and looks at the card. He shows it to the ref and asks him if it's correct. The ref nods and the announcer shrugs his shoulders before continuing.
RING ANNOUNCER:: And her partner, Mandy!!!!!
The crowd looks on in shock as Mandy and Ice Cold climb into the ring. The two ladies turn and await the tag team champions.
RING ANNOUNCER:: And their opponents, the Real Action Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions, here are JYD Roman James and Mr. Showtime!!!!
The crowd erupts as the tag champions come out. JYD and Show look at their opposition like they aren't even there while climbing in the ring. The tag champs go to opposite corners and hold the titles high for all to see.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I don't like Ice Cold and Mandy's chances in this match. I don't think Mandy's debut against the tag champs is a wise decision.
PAUL MARSHALL: You ain't kidding. Ice Cold's a tough cookie but Mandy so far is untested. This thing is started though as the bell rings and it's Ice Cold and JYD starting things off. The two meet in the center of the ring with punches. Ice hits a couple lefts and then a solid right hand and follows it up with a short arm clothesline to take JYD off his feet!
CHAD BORDEAUX: JYD rolls back to his feet and gives her a look of respect. I think she caught him off guard. The two lock up and JYD uses his strength advantage to back her into the corner. Clean break from JYD but Ice Cold with a rake of the eyes. She grabs JYD and tosses him into the corner and lights up his chest with some savage chops.
PAUL MARSHALL: Now it's Ice Cold with a hiptoss taking JYD out of the corner. She drops a knee down into his face and then leaps on him with the closed fists. The ref threatens to disqualify for the closed fists and finally she relents but drags JYD up by the hair.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Ice Cold whips him into the ropes and goes for a drop-kick but JYD holds onto the ropes and there's nothing for Ice Cold to connect with but the unforgiving mat. She lands on her back and JYD quickly grabs her feet. He falls backwards and shoots her face first into the ropes getting hung up before bouncing back to the canvas.
PAUL MARSHALL: JYD covers her and this thing might be over, 1....2... Ice Cold kicks out. She's a fighter. JYD grabs her by her hair and drags her to the 1-8-7 corner and makes the tag to Showtime. Mr. Showtime leap over the ropes and into a leg drop on Ice Cold.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Showtime make the covers, 1....2.. Ice Cold will not stay down. She fights to her feet as Showtime grabs her and pulls her to her feet. He goes to kick her but she catches his leg and spins him around. She shoves him face first into JYD!! JYD falls off the apron and Ice Cold rolls Showtime up with a school boy, 1....2... that was close!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Showtime is up and he does not look happy. As Ice Cold is starting to get up he boots her right in the face. Showtime then pulls her back to her feet and tosses her into the ropes. Sidewalk slam!!! Showtime hooks the leg, 1....2... Ice Cold refuses to stay down!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Oh No!! Look on the ramp way!! It's Tony Rocky Horror and Malice!!! What are they doing out here? And what's Malice have that gas can for?
PAUL MARSHALL: JYD has gotten back to his feet on the outside and he sees Horror and immediately runs for him!! JYD and TRH meet on the ramp and it's a brawl!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: In the ring Showtime has pulled up Ice Cold and whips her into the ropes. Tiltawhirl, no, hurricanrana from Ice Cold!! She nailed Showtime with it and she is right on top of him pounding his face in!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Ice Cold drags him up and tosses him towards her corner with a nice armdrag and then tags in Mandy!!! Mandy has climbed in and is stomping on Showtime while Ice takes a breather.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Mandy pulls up Showtime and tosses him into the corner. Showtime with an elbow knocks Ice Cold off the apron and then catches Mandy as she's coming in with a front slam!! Showtime looks at his corner and sees no partner. He doesn't look happy.
PAUL MARSHALL: He's looking around and finally sees TRH and JYD fighting. Malice nails JYD in the back of the head with the gas can and he drops to his knees and TRH nails him in the face with a boot. TRH holds his arm towards Malice who is dumping gasoline on it!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Ice Cold is in the ring and she grabs Showtime from behind, Avalanche!!!! Avalanche!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: TRH has set his arm on fire and he grabs JYD and chokeslams him off the stage!!! JYD falls into a big stack of electrical equipment!!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Malice puts Tony's arm out with a fire extinguisher and the two look and laugh. TRH looks at his burned arm and down at the carnage he caused and laughs!! He's sick!!
PAUL MARSHALL: In the ring Ice Cold and Mandy are doubleteaming Showtime and Ice Cold nails Ignorance!!! Showtime is down and Ice Cold covers, 1...2...3!!! Ice Cold and Mandy have done it!!!! We have brand new tag team champions!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: EMTs are rushing out here and being forced to work around a continuing event. This is just too harsh folks. We've had to sit here and call matches while they rebuild tables for us to work from. I hope whoever wins the ownership match later can settle some things around here.
PAUL MARSHALL: Ice Cold and Mandy quickly exit through the crowd as the 1-8-7 also have made their way out to check on the fallen. Where did Horror disappear to anyway?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Who knows, I'm just glad he's not here right now.
Mercy is For the Weak Ownership Match
vs. 
vs. 
Victor Synn vs. Tommy Payne vs. Darksider
CHAD BORDEAUX: Who exactly owns RAWF?
PAUL MARSHALL: A corporation?
CHAD BORDEAUX: No Own owns it?
PAUL MARSHALL: Stock holders?
CHAD BORDEAUX: When you get to the top it always comes to one man, but in RAWF as of late its been up to three.
PAUL MARSHALL: Ahh you could have just told me that was a lead in to this here match.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Yea. For months on month now three men have run things here in the RAWF. Tommy Payne, Darksider, and Victor Synn. Be it by contractual obligation, hook or by crook these men have stumbled and forced there way into 1/3 ownership.
PAUL MARSHALL: But like a good stew, too many cooks spoil the broth, and the RAWF has been torn in which direction to go because of the three separate distinct personalities leading it.
CHAD BORDEAUX: And that All ends tonight! Live on PPV, a scaffold match will decide who is the true and 100 % owner of the RAWF. This is the war to settle the score. All three men will be on a scaffold 20 feet above the ring the winner is the last man up there you fall you lose.
PAUL MARSHALL: But Who's going to win?
CHAD BORDEAUX: We're gonna have to watch and see. The Scaffold is actually two scaffold attached to each other over the ring. Why two scaffolds?
PAUL MARSHALL: Because the man wouldn't gives us three?
CHAD BORDEAUX: No. Because with two there's actually some space to maneuver, we want this match to be exciting and with one scaffold this match could be over very quickly with three large bodies up there. SO they have space slightly smaller than half a ring to do their respective things.
PAUL MARSHALL: OK I notice that three stacked tables seems to be lining the scaffold and ring is this to add to the fun?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Yes.
PAUL MARSHALL: Good the More gruesome the better.
Into The Void by NIN hits and TRD comes out to a concord of boos and armed with a steel chair.
CHAD BORDEAUX: What is he gonna do with that chair?
PAUL MARSHALL: Use it for comfortable seating? Come on Chad he's gonna bash people with it!
CHAD BORDEAUX: But that against the rules! This isn't No DQ!
PAUL MARSHALL: Chad the only rule is to toss you opponent off the scaffold some twenty feet through tables if possible I'm not sure the ref is gonna complain if a chair is used. Beside there isn't even a ref save to make sure the guys fall.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well maybe it is fair seeing as his hand has got to be smarting still from that hideous attack from Horror. TRD tosses the chair unto the scaffold then climbs up there.
Born of a Broken Man
by Rage Against the Machine and the crowd has a decidedly mixed reaction.
PAUL MARSHALL (He looks up for this): They say Synn is the baddest dude in the RAWF.
CHAD BORDEAUX: They Do? I know he's tough but who says he's the baddest? And who are they?
PAUL MARSHALL: They're me. Every single one of them, Chad. They're me.
CHAD BORDEAUX: OK TRD taunts Synn and threatens chair usage before the start of the match but now backs off seemingly content to wait for the start of all this destruction. Synn takes refuge on the farthest end of the Scaffold TRD is just eyeing him from the middle.
Demonoid Phenomena by Rob Zombie hits and the crowd seems 55/45 in favor of Darksider.
PAUL MARSHALL: Well he certainly looks determined. Maybe as owner of the owner, he can give himself a world title shot. Since he hasn't had one since late 1987.
CHAD BORDEAUX: With his heinous actions, He just hasn't deserved one.
PAUL MARSHALL: Who are you Jimi sinister?
CHAD BORDEAUX: DS Climbs the Ladder and now all three men are on the scaffold.
*Ding* Ding*
PAUL MARSHALL: Hahaha DS and TRD are in cahoots. They're planning a strategy it seems.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well they have been fairly solid partners in crime since when this whole mess began.
PAUL MARSHALL: didn't they just down right hate each other at one point?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Who knows. But Synn is a little annoyed and charges at them DS See him coming out of the corner of his eye and dodges but Synn runs over TRD.
PAUL MARSHALL: TRD almost got knocked off the scaffold as he was totally unprepared for that, Scaffolds this is so very Starcade.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Huh?
PAUL MARSHALL: DS now nails Synn with a forearm and the two lock up. Synn with knee to the gut and the collar and elbow is broken. DS tries to Counter with a quick Lariat but Synn Ducks going behind him and Nails a neckbreaker.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider could be in trouble holding his neck. Let me tell you the Scaffold is very solid steel and aluminum not forgiving in the least. Now Synn goes to capitalize pulling DS up by his hair. TRD is back up he seems to have landed badly on his hand. But he's better now as he has the chair and is looking for some one to bash with it.
PAUL MARSHALL: DS connect with nut crusher. Low blow! When in doubt it always turns the tide. Well that and the eye gouge. Oh and then he hits an Eye gouge! I'm a freakin Psychic. Synn is just in a state of pure discomfort right now!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Here comes TRD With that Chair he lines up Synn From behind and takes a full swing!
*CRACK*
PAUL MARSHALL: Sh*t! Synn somehow knew it was coming and dropped to a knee or he was just in too much ball pain and couldn't stand! Either way DS just got flattened with the metallic sitting device! He stumbles back and is clearly busted open. He drops to one knee holding his face.
CHAD BORDEAUX: TRD curses himself and takes a swing at Synn this time leveling the 187 member.
*CRACK*
PAUL MARSHALL: Synn goes down hard. Now Payne goes over to DS who is holding his face in a about as much pain as one can be in due to heavy blunt object to the face. Payne has a look of actual concern for his tag partner. DS is none too pleased. HE shoves Payne a way getting to his feet.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Payne asks him what his problem is? Ds replies that obvious the Steel Chair to the face is his problem. Payne says sorry. DS looks mad regardless of its accidental nature and shove Payne. Payne just says look I'm f*cking Sorry and turns around. And look to head over toward Synn.
PAUL MARSHALL: Wait Payne stops and says something totally John Wayne-Esque!
TOMMY PAYNE: Like Hell I am.
CHAD BORDEAUX: TRD turns and Level Darksider with the Chair right in the face again! Darksider goes down hard. Payne showing no mercy lands another wicked shot to the back of the fallen Darksider. On the scaffold about before Payne can toss him off, Synn attacks him from behind with back elbow. Now Synn is just hammer him down to the ground with forearms and double axe handles.
PAUL MARSHALL: Payne Look dazed. As Synn Gets him up and lands a thunder right hand! And Another! Payne is teetering On the freakin edge! Synn boot him in the gut keeling him over then looks around and picks up the chair! He's gonna try to knock of Thomas Payne with his own chair what poetic justice!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Synn is certainly taking his time. He Measures Payne up and bring the chair way over his head.. But Payne snaps out of his daze kick Synn in the gut and Lift him up and just shatter his spine with that Spine buster! The Scaffold shook with that one!
PAUL MARSHALL: Ds is On one knee after that heavy Chair shot and he finds himself the nearest to the chair that Synn just dropped. Payne is still shaking out the cobweb and Synn stumble to his feet But Payne block his punch and grabs the arm hitting a one am DDT On the cold hard steel of the scaffold. Synn's arm was jarred and his face just got smashed. Tommy Payne is Stomping him and slowly kick him toward the edge. He Pulls Synn UP And Drives him down with the Raw freakin Deal! HE has that Crossface locked On Synn is in serious pain as Payne is just intent at punishing him right now.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Indeed he is as he wrenches back On that cross face. Synn can't tap
either.
PAUL MARSHALL: Not that he would. Though I would that looks pretty damn painful.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Payne release the hold and gets up. He goes back to just kicking the prone big man trying to kick him over the edge.
CHAD BORDEAUX: But he doesn't see Darksider behind him with the chair.
*CRACK*
CHAD BORDEAUX: Payne just got his head rattled by Darksider! But to his credit does not go down he kinda stagger to turn around to see the culprit only to be laid out with another vicious chair swing! DS Frowns. Payne is at his feet and the chair is just wickedly bent He drops it off the scaffold it lands On one the groups of stacked tables. Payne is totally out. DS wipes some blood form his face before Picking up Payne Grabbing him up for the tombstone leaps and Nails a wicked Demon Driver On the Steel Payne is down and most likely out. DS get him up And Clamps a hand around his throat. OH no. Please this is sick.
PAUL MARSHALL: So much for being partners. Darksider intends On chokeslamming Tommy Payne off the scaffold 20 or so feet through some stacked tables. Payne is KOed from the Demon Driver and can't save himself DS lifts him up the crowd is in awe.
CHAD BORDEAUX: No man don't do that. Synn is just now getting to his feet. He looks as surprised as the rest of us and intent On letting Ds finish off his old partner. Come On Synn stop this.
PAUL MARSHALL: HELLFIRE CHOKE SLAM!
*Keerrrrrasssh! CRACK SHATTER CRACK*
CHAD BORDEAUX: Good God. Get some EMTs out here Tommy Payne could be dead. He just when through three stacked table which break the fall of just falling twenty feet to the ring But don't really preserve your health. Payne is just in gruesome pie of table and carnage this is just sick the humanity.
PAUL MARSHALL: I guess that Choke slam was as close to straight to hell as you can get. And I guess Payne is no longer an owner of the company.
CHAD BORDEAUX: DS just nods solemnly. Synn is On his stomach reaching under the scaffold behind Darksider and is pulling and tugging at something. He struggles a little more and finally pull whatever it is free. What he gets up with whatever it is in his hand I can't see it through his body.
PAUL MARSHALL: Look On the monitor we have that angle. Truck get us the shot of what ever Synn has in his hands. And it a Black Baseball bat. Oh he's good. He must have bribed some one one of the Crew to tape that under there. Synn is actually using the bat as a crutch still feeling the effect of that Raw Deal His face bleeding from the One arm DDT. DS is still in the post coital/destruction high watching the EMTs try to free Payne from His mess of tables. He finally turns around and Synn shatters the ball bat in two over his head. The One half flying off somewhere into the crowd or something! DS then collapses But somehow falls onto the scaffold!
CHAD BORDEAUX: That was horrific! Synn swung so hard He knocked himself over! He's down too holding his arm. Payne jarred it good with the single armbar DDT. BUT Ds is totally out. He's bleeding. And Just lying there. Synn is sitting Up smiling But holding his arm. He stares at the handle of the bat as awestruck as I am. He shrugs And tosses it into the crowd. He stands up with some trouble wanders over to the carcass of DS.
PAUL MARSHALL: Hahahaha look Victoria is walking down the entrance ramp looking utterly concerned. As EMTs wheel Payne by her. She just looking up at the scaffold. Why is she out here. Kelly Sinister/Bohanna/Payne isn't out here? What Does Victoria just Really love DS or something?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Maybe? What wrong with love?
PAUL MARSHALL: Its f*cking Bullshit that's what.
CHAD BORDEAUX: well Victoria looks concerned for her man And is now directly at ring side. Synn is just loly gagging now toying with DS. Laying into him with solid kicks then with playful ones. DS is done I think.
PAUL MARSHALL: He had a heck of a run But goodnight it's over. Run What happens to the IC title if Synn fires him when Synn owns the company?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Jumping off the DS band Wagon Quickly aren't you?
PAUL MARSHALL: Who ever writes the Checks is my hero. Wait what's
PAUL MARSHALL: Synn Kicks DS And Nails him with a DDT On that Scaffold! DS could be dead.. Synn drops an Elbow And another. He's just measuring the former 7 time champion with these shots. But now He shakes his arm. And looks likes it really bother him now. He picks up DS But almost immediately drops him down. Synn curses his arm And Shakes it hoping to walk it off or something.
CHAD BORDEAUX: well in retrospect the one armed DDT And the Cross face just wrenches you freakin shoulder.
PAUL MARSHALL: He's just a pussy.
CHAD BORDEAUX: You would be crying Up there Paul.
PAUL MARSHALL: So. He looks Victoria is going under the ring. She pulls out another bat. Where are these things coming from? She's climbing into the ring.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Even with her coming to his Aid DS's days could be numbered here. Synn Picks the former 7 time champion And a Pendulum back breaker Synn snapped DS in two with that one And DS nearly rolls off the scaffold! But Synn is holding his arm again. So He lays into Sider with vicious kicks to the gut And chest trying to kick the big man off the scaffold! But DS is still firmly planted On the metal And wood structure. Synn lift him up. He Points to one side of the scaffold, then the other. He shrugs He seems to be toying with Darksider at this point.
PAUL MARSHALL: Can He just toss him And get it over with I gotta pee, And as much as I like grisly violence nature is calling.
CHAD BORDEAUX: You have something wrong with you. Synn Grabs the tired DS's head And methodically turns it And connects solidly with a hang man's neckbreaker. Synn is in firm control now. He pumps his arms in the air Ultimate Warrior style.
PAUL MARSHALL: Is He raising the roof?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Now I believe He's calling for a gorilla press, And what a horrific way to end this match. He is going for it He lifts DS! What strength even with his injured Arm Synn can Gorilla Press Darksider who is no Lightweight off the scaffold And ...
PAUL
MARSHALL: No He can't Synn's injure arm just buckles And Darks landed On his feet
behind Synn. Synn turns around.
CHAD BORDEAUX: DS HITS THE AFTERLIFE! Out of Freaking No where!
PAUL MARSHALL: SYNN IS DOWN! DS IS DOWN! Hey Victoria is Climbing the Scaffold! With that Bat! What the hell.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Is this too little too late? Or has Synn come to the end of the road.
PAUL MARSHALL: Hahaha Synn is getting up first!
CHAD BORDEAUX: But not be much. DS is barely to his feet I'm not sure how He can even be standing. Synn is wobbling But up. They stare each other down like prize fighters entering the 12th round.
PAUL MARSHALL: Or Mike Tyson after the first.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Synn swings But DS blocks it. Vicious knee to the stomach! Now a Double axe handle to the back of Synn's neck! Darksider has his second wind. Synn is stunned DS Hooks the Big man that is Synn for the Killing Machine! This could be the Freakin end! Victoria is On the top of the Scaffold with that bat. DS pauses seeing her for the first time. Just Hit it big man!
PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider had back up plan this whole time with Victoria you know He did He's conniving bastard who has to cheat And has plans upon plans this is a set up. What a ...
CHAD BORDEAUX: And He's gonna be your boss in a second.
PAUL MARSHALL: Wonderful Person. I don't know what came over me ...
CHAD BORDEAUX: DS looks at Victoria she just nods. He Grins knowing she has his back as most loving couples do. He hooks Synn up And lifts him. This is the End Killing Machine He just has to push Synn off after this.
PAUL MARSHALL: Wait a Minute isn't Victoria Synn's sister?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Love conquers even Blood Paul stop trying to ruin this for me.
*WHAM*
CHAD BORDEAUX: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!
PAUL MARSHALL: What My Colleague wants to say is That Victoria Just Hit DS with the Bat as He was going for the Killing Machine. He Drops Synn to the ground DS Stagger around confused. Victoria hits him again! He Stumble back And She Shoves him over the edge of the Scaffold! Victor Synn Wins! Synn Wins! He owns the Company! Victoria is helping her brother up, even He looks a little confused. What an Evil Plan! This is Great. Victoria Raises Synn hand they hug. The Fans shock has turns to boos. DS is in heap of Tables And blood in the ring. It best He's unconscious for this travesty. The fans are showing nothing But pure hatred for the siblings as they climb off the scaffold. EMTs are rushing into the ring to help DS Victoria has mic. This is just terrible.
PAUL MARSHALL: You gonna cry some more or Let her speak?
CHAD BORDEAUX: I am in a state of shock here. Victoria climbed the Scaffold And appeared to be helping her man who had the match seemingly in the bag Just hit the Killing Machine And boom. Synn was completely out. All Darksider had to do was roll his carcass off the scaffold after that But this is just. What just happened?
PAUL MARSHALL: Quiet.
The EMTs are dragging Darksider from the wreckage And she's right in his semiconscious face.
VICTORIA: We'll DARKSIDER, if you can hear me right now... I just thought maybe you should know that our entire relationship since it's start 2 years ago has been a FAKE!!!! I don't love you, you sorry piece of garbage! 2 years ago when you started winning all your matches And looked unbeatable my daddy Chaos assigned me to have you fall in love with me so that I could control your life here in the RAWF! I kept tabs On you so that Chaos could know things about you And your plans before anyone else knew them! Together we controlled your entire run in the RAWF! Sider, how does it feel to know everything you've done in the RAWF is not because of you, But because of me And my dad!
CHAD BORDEAUX: She just took off her engagement ring And tossed it in the face of the bloody And broken Darksider. And Climbs out of the ring joining Synn as He walks up the ramp. DS is some how struggling to his feet But the EMTs won't Let him. He looks devastated.
PAUL MARSHALL: I'm sure. A single tear runs down his face.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Darksider has been stripped of his ownership And been
destroyed Physically And mentally. Victoria is just smiling at the top of
the ramp. As DS looks confused And in pain.
World
Title
vs. 
'The
Divine' Brandy Sangria vs. Jimi Sinister
RING ANNOUNCER:: The following is our Main Event for the Real Action Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Championship!!!!
The crowd pops.
RING ANNOUNCER:: introducing first, the challenger, weighing in at 142 pounds, representing the 1-8-7, "the Divine" Brandy Sangria!!!!!
The crowd explodes as Highway to Hell begins to play And Brandy marches onto the stage And holds her hands into the air. She saunters to the ring, jumps up onto the ring apron And enters between the top And middle rope.
RING ANNOUNCER:: Her opponent, weighing in at 234 pounds, He is the Real Action Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Champion!!!! Representing the State of Emergency, Jimi Sinister!!!!!
The crowd explodes just as loudly as Heavy Metal plays And Jimi Sinister comes to the stage with his world title around his waist. Jimi heads to the ring slapping the fans hands And slides under the bottom rope. Brandy waits On the other side of the ring as Jimi gets up onto one of the turnbuckles And holds the title up for thousands of snap shots. He jumps down And turns around to face Brandy.
CHAD BORDEAUX: What a main event we have right here! Cousin VS Cousin! Jimi Sinister having to battle with his inner emotions And fight his cousin or lose his title!
PAUL MARSHALL: But wait, Haven't they fought before? Why is Jimi making it so dramatic this time?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Shut up Paul... the bell sounds And we are off as the competitors circle each other around the ring. Brandy makes the first lunge And Jimi ducks under the attack And comes up behind her! She turns And Jimi with the clothesline!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Doesn't seem to be having too much trouble hitting his cousin now...
CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy springs back up And turns to get another clothesline by the champion! She repeats the process And BAM another clothesline to the mat.
PAUL MARSHALL: Brandy finally decides to change her game plan And rolls away from Jimi before getting back up this time. The competitors come at each other again And lock up in the center of the ring!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy showing her strength going toe to toe with Jimi here, But Sinister is the stronger of the two And begins to back Brandy into the corner. Jimi has Brandy in the corner now And He breaks the tie up And backs up before charging in!
PAUL MARSHALL: Jimi goes for the clothesline into the corner But Brandy ducks it And comes up behind Jimi who spins around And gets left And right punches to the face knocking him back into the corner!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy isn't letting up with the punches to the face And Jimi is stuck in the corner getting pummeled by the challenger!
PAUL MARSHALL: Brandy backs up two steps And jumps up with a spinning heel kick into the jaw of Jimi knocking him stupid And causing him to fall into a sitting position in the corner.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy backs up to the opposite corner And charges in!!! Falling front drop-kick into Jimi's face!!!!! God that kick to the face sounded sick!
PAUL MARSHALL: That had to hurt! Jimi slumps over And Brandy drags him by the leg out into the middle of the ring for the first cover of the match. 1.... 2. And Jimi kicks out! It's going to take more then that to put away even this retard.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Jimi back to his feet with Brandy, And Brandy with a kick to the midsection followed by an attempt at a vertical suplex.
PAUL MARSHALL: Jimi locks a leg with Brandy's to block the suplex And then hits a vertical suplex of his own On the challenger! Brandy quick to her feet as is Jimi And Brandy charges And clothesline the champion over the top rope to the floor.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy follows to the outside as Jimi gets to his feet And grabs him by the hair slamming him face first into the guard railing! Brandy repeats two more times And tosses the champion over the railing to the crowd of fans!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Security pushes back the crowd as Brandy jumps And balances On the railing for a moment before leaping off with a leg drop across the chest of Sinister!!! My God what a move!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy pulls herself up And Jimi And goes for a hip toss! Jimi floats over to the opposite side of Brandy into a hiptoss of his own that sends the challenger flying into a row of abandoned steel chairs! Brandy landing in a mess of menacing steel!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Brandy is in trouble now as Jimi pulls her back up And scoops her up slamming her down onto the mess of steel chairs! He isn't showing any mercy to that cousin of his that He was so worried about is He?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Oh shut up! Jimi pulls Brandy back up And with a running start tosses her back to ringside, And follows her over. Jimi pulls her back up And hooks her for the DDT On the outside!
PAUL MARSHALL: What ever happened to count outs?
CHAD BORDEAUX: This is a World Title main event could you imagine how the fans would react to a count- wait! Brandy reverses the DDT into a northern Lights Suplex On the outside! Both competitors are laid out On the outside.
PAUL MARSHALL: Both of them begin to get to their feet And Brandy makes a swing But Jimi blocks the shot And then ducks another coming up behind Brandy! She turns And charges But Jimi hits a drop toe hold sending Brandy smacking face first off our announce table On the way down, Brutal!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Jimi pulls Brandy back up, scoops her up And places her right On our announcers table! Jimi what are you doing!?
PAUL MARSHALL: I'm gonna get up And stand over here...
CHAD BORDEAUX: I'm coming with you...
PAUL MARSHALL: Jimi pulls himself onto the ring apron And begins to climb up the turnbuckles! The first... the second... the top!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He looks out into the fans, readies the elbow, And LEAPS OFF!!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: JIMI SINISTER WITH THE FLYING ELBOW DOWN ONTO BRANDY THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!! HOLY S--T!
CHAD BORDEAUX: IT'S LIKE A TRAIN WRECK!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Our poor announcers table!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Screw the announcers table!! What about Jimi Sinister And Brandy!
PAUL MARSHALL: Oh yeah, them too...
CHAD BORDEAUX: Jimi is moving! Jimi is getting to his feet But Brandy isn't moving! Jimi pulls her up And rolls her into the ring.
PAUL MARSHALL: Jimi getting into the ring And pulling Brandy to her feet. She's out of it!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Jimi hooks it On, Heavy Metal-Plex!!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: NO! Brandy locks Jimi's head under her arm And runs up And off the top turnbuckle!!!! DIVINE REWIND!!!!! BAM! SHE HITS IT! Center of the ring!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Out of nowhere! 1.... 2..... 3! She's got the world title!
PAUL MARSHALL: Brandy has beaten Jimi Sinister!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: First ever woman to-
PAUL MARSHALL: Wait, the referee is shaking his head no! He's holding up 2 fingers! What!?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Jimi kicked out! Jimi Sinister kicked out of the Divine Rewind!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: WHAT!?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy is practically pulling her hair out! Now what?
PAUL MARSHALL: Pull him up And hit it again!
CHAD BORDEAUX: She looks like she's doing just that! Brandy drags Jimi up And grabs him by the head again- But Jimi with a knee up into the midsection of Brandy! She releases the hold And Jimi grabs her And plants her in the DDT! He covers! One...... Two..... Thre-
PAUL MARSHALL: Brandy kicks out! Brandy And Jimi both fighting to get to their feet.
CHAD BORDEAUX: They've already put their bodies through Hell! Brandy comes at Jimi And walks right into a huge boot to the stomach. He grabs her And pulls her up! HUGE LEAPING PILEDRIVER!!!! MY GOD THE HEIGHT!
PAUL MARSHALL: He's planted her! He covers! One..... Two..... Three! Jimi Sinister retains!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Would have retained, if Brandy hadn't gotten her foot On the bottom rope! This match is still going!
PAUL MARSHALL: Jimi pulls Brandy back to her feet And goes for another kick to the stomach, But Brandy catches his foot And spins him with it 360 And back to facing her! Russian Leg Sweep to the mat! Brandy rolls her And Jimi right into a Texas cloverleaf!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Directly in the center of the ring And Jimi is locked in a very painful submission! The champion is in real trouble here! Jimi reaches for the ropes But He's no where near them!
PAUL MARSHALL: Brandy cranks the move On even tighter And Jimi winces in pain! Jimi trying to pull himself towards the ropes And Brandy is fighting her! Jimi could seriously injure any number of body parts And bones by not tapping out here!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Look at his face Paul! He's seriously contemplating it! But still He fights for the ropes! He's inching closer even with Brandy fighting it him. He reaches And He's only an inch away from touching the bottom rope!
PAUL MARSHALL: That was before Brandy pulled him, still in the hold, back to the center of the ring! Right back where He started And He has no hope now! He may pass out from the pain! He's looking light headed!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He's not really fighting for the ropes anymore But He's not going to tap out either! He won't tap!
PAUL MARSHALL: But He will pass out! His head has hit the mat And He's not moving anymore! The referee is checking him now as He lifts up his arm.
CHAD BORDEAUX: It drops once...
PAUL MARSHALL: He lifts it, And it drops to the mat again...
CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy still cranking On the hold And the referee lifts it again And it falls, NEW CHAMP!!
PAUL MARSHALL: NO!!! Jimi comes to life And his hand hovers about an inch from the mat!!! He's not out of this yet!
CHAD BORDEAUX: My God! Jimi with all that He has left is pulling to the ropes And Brandy can't fight it even if she tries! Jimi reaches out! He grabs the rope And the referee forces Brandy to release the hold! Brandy pulls Jimi up And Jimi is really hurting as she kicks him in the gut doubling him over.
PAUL MARSHALL: Brandy backs up And runs forward for the scissors kick!! But Jimi pulls himself up to dodge the move And then grabs Brandy And hooking her leg gets the Heavy Metal-Plex ready-
CHAD BORDEAUX: AND HE HITS IT! INTO THE BRIDGE COVER! One..... Two..... Three!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Jimi F---ing Sinister retains!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: no! Brandy kicked out! Brandy got the shoulder up after the taking Everything Jimi's got! Both of these competitors are exhausted! What more can they take And what else do they have to dish out?
PAUL MARSHALL: Both of them are pulling themselves to their feet And Jimi makes it up first And charges Brandy for a running clothesline!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy ducks And Jimi takes out the referee!! Jimi clotheslines the referee by mistake as Brandy ducks out of the way! Jimi turns, gets a boot to the stomach And locked in the DDT position!
PAUL MARSHALL: Brandy climbs up the turnbuckles with all the strength she has left for the Divine Rewind-
CHAD BORDEAUX: And Jimi with a sudden burst of energy jumps up the turnbuckles with Brandy, reverses the hold And dives off the top in the Heavy Metal-Plex!!!! HEAVY METAL-PLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Jimi is unable to hang onto the move And when they hit the mat Brandy slides across the ring to the other side And Jimi slowly crawls towards her! Finally He crawls over-top of her On And puts one arm over her!
CHAD BORDEAUX: There is no referee But here comes another official flying down the ramp! He slides right into the ring And doesn't even stand up before He already counts the count!
PAUL MARSHALL: 1...... 2...... 3!!!!!!! He got it-
CHAD BORDEAUX: No!!! BRANDY STILL KICKED OUT!
PAUL MARSHALL: How the Hell did she do that!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: I don't know... it had to just be instinct that time!
PAUL MARSHALL: Or a damn muscle spasm!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Jimi can't believe it And He doesn't even have enough left in him to get up. He rolls off of Brandy And lays On his back next to her as the referee begins the ten count.
PAUL MARSHALL: 1... 2... 3... 4...
CHAD BORDEAUX: Both of them may not have anything left!
PAUL MARSHALL: He's up to 7 before Jimi starts moving And pulling himself up!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He's On his feet at 8 And pulling Brandy up by her hair. Jimi whips Brandy into the ropes And she bounces back coming at him. She ducks the clothesline And comes off the opposite topes. Jimi with a leap frog over Brandy.
PAUL MARSHALL: Brandy puts On the breaks And turns around to face Jimi from behind! She locks him for a German suplex But Jimi with an elbow to the side of her head releases the hold And He spins And grabs her Belly to Belly!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He goes for it But Brandy just floats over And lands Beside him grabbing him for the side suplex! Brandy flings him backwards And Jimi does a flip And lands On one knee behind Brandy!
PAUL MARSHALL: Brandy spins And Jimi charges for a spear!!! Jimi doesn't put enough strength behind it And Brandy just catches him in with his head locked under her arm! She goes up And off the top! Divine Rewind!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: After a string of reversals And counters Brandy hits the Divine Rewind! She fights to her feet as Jimi remains On the mat And she is taking no chances! She's climbing up the slowly to the top turnbuckle again.
PAUL MARSHALL: MOONSAULT! Brandy hits a Moonsault On Jimi And still pulls herself back up using the ropes. She goes to the apron And begins climbing to the top from the outside.
CHAD BORDEAUX: She's taking too many risks!
PAUL MARSHALL: Chad she has to if she wants to keep him down! Brandy to the top And she flips off with an amazing Shooting Star Press!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: She connects!!! And finally covers! 1...... 2...... 3!!!!! She's done it! Jimi has not kicked out this time!
PAUL MARSHALL: Brandy pulls herself back up And I don't think she can believe she's done it either!
CHAD BORDEAUX: After all her hard work in this company Brandy Sangria has captured what she's been fighting for all along! BRANDY HAS WON THE WORLD TITLE!
PAUL MARSHALL: Listen to these fans as Brandy jumps around the ring holding up both hands! The first woman ever to hold the Real Action Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Championship!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy looks around for her belt And the referee is being handed it from the outside.
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner, And NEEEEEW RAWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!! "THE DIVINE" BRANDY SANGRIA!!!!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The crowd explodes again as the referee heads towards her with the belt.
PAUL MARSHALL: But Jimi Sinister who has made it back to his feet intercepts the referee And rips the title out of his hands! The crowd didn't like that!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy staring down Jimi now And she's ready for another go And I think Jimi is two as He holds her title.
PAUL MARSHALL: Jimi getting up in her face now! Come On Super-hero! MAKE YOUR MOVE!
CHAD BORDEAUX: I think that's what Brandy is saying to him too! And Jimi reaches out And holds the title out to Brandy. She looks around suspiciously And finally takes the title from him! What a gesture of respect as Jimi passes the torch!
PAUL MARSHALL: Listen to this crowd after that one! I've never heard such a roar!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Folks that's Hardcore Independence!!! We are out of time, for Paul Marshal, I'm Chad Bordeaux! We'll see you next week!
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