July 26, 2002
Tacomadome
Tacoma, Washington
The RAWF fans in Tacoma are on their feet with cheers as the Friday Fights logo lights up on the RAWFtron. The cheers are drowned out by the sound of pyros shooting off. The camera pans around showing a full Tacomadome before centering on the broadcast position where Chad Bordeaux and Paul Marshall are seated.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Welcome fans to Real Action!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: It's gonna be a hell of a night tonight, that's for certain.
CHAD BORDEAUX: We've got some great action lined up for you tonight fans. We've got three titles being decided tonight. We're gonna start things off tonight with a brawl in the parking lot. Open invitation for the United States title. That one is sure to deliver.
PAUL MARSHALL: You're not kidding. It's gonna be violent and hardcore you can be assured. The winner gets the gold and the gold brings out the best in people. And the worst as they'll go to any lengths to get it. It's gonna be great.
CHAD BORDEAUX: And after that we have a cage match to declare a new Intercontinental Champion. We're gonna have Captain Crush and James Outlaw in the cage battling for the rights to that title.
PAUL MARSHALL: Captain Crush has never won a cage match. Tonight, will he overcome the odds or continue to be a loser? I'm guessing number two for the Sasquatch.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crusher might just pull it out tonight, but Outlaw wants it to. Both these men have what it takes to pull it off, the question is just which one wants it more?
PAUL MARSHALL: We'll have to wait to find out. But what I'm looking forward to is the main event.
CHAD BORDEAUX: That's right, cause tonight Brandy has said she is gonna settle things once and for all as her and Ice Cold have it out to see just who is the dominant female in this federation.
PAUL MARSHALL: It's time to find out who the baddest bi--- really is. I hope they get real hardcore. I like it like...
CHAD BORDEAUX: Paul, get a grip. Anyway fans, I apologize for my colleague's behavior. He...
Jesus or a Gun plays and the fans give a mixed reaction as Captain Crush makes his way to the stage and down the ramp to the ring.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well he's been saying all week that he was going to name the new leader for the State of Emergency.
PAUL MARSHALL: Let me ask you a question?
CHAD BORDEAUX: OK.
PAUL MARSHALL: If both Tommy Payne and Jimi Sinister abandoned this ship of the SoE what makes Captain Crunch there think that this will be any different.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I don't know but I do know we're about to get our answers.
CAPTAIN CRUSH: It's amazing what can happen in just a few days. 14 days ago the state for the state of emergency was riding high as a strong opposition for the 1-8-7 as they attempted to rule this federation. 7 days ago it was at it's most grim when my best friend and former tag team champion partner Jimi Sinister...
Pop for Sinister
CAPTAIN CRUSH: Sold out and joined some other pissant organization. So 6 days ago I'm sitting at my house wondering what is gonna happen. What will become of this federation who has made me a star when the 1-8-7 is unmatched in a struggle for control. So I thought that I'd do the only thing that I could do. And that my friends is to name a new leader for the State of Emergency.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Here we go.
CAPTAIN CRUSH: Now unfortunately that individual could not be here tonight. Plane troubles and all that are keeping him from being at the side of the people who need him the most right now. But I feel obligated to come through on my promise and to name the new leader for the State of Emergency...and that person is....is...is...
Crush pauses
CAPTAIN CRUSH: Is going to be live and in person next week when I personally introduce him. Now hit my music...
Jesus or a Gun replays as the crowd gives Crusher heat for his decision.
CHAD BORDEAUX: We waited all week to learn we had to wait another week? What kind of BS is this anyway?
PAUL MARSHALL: Eh live and learn what are you gonna do?
US
Title Parking Lot Brawl
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well fans, we are looking now at the RAWFtron showing the parking lot. As you can see, referee Dwight Schultz is making his return to duty tonight officiating this one. He's been out ever since that sadistic and evil attack on him by Horror the week after he lost the title to Jimi Sinister.
PAUL MARSHALL: You mean the moron he made pay for screwing him out of the title? Dwight better not cross him tonight. TRH gives him a look of warning and Dwight is noticeably shaken.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well let;s see, we've got Preacher, Trever Leiss, Kronic Krow, Tony Rocky Horror and JYD. Oh wait, Crush just joined them in the parking lot. Oh and here comes Mandy. Looks like we've got seven contestants as Dwight calls for the bell. This battle is on and a wrestler is eliminated once he is pinned or submits.
PAUL MARSHALL: What about Mandy?
CHAD BORDEAUX: What about her?
PAUL MARSHALL: You said when HE is pinned or submits. You got some inside scoop that she's gonna win?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Sorry, when he or she is pinned or he or she submits.. Better?
PAUL MARSHALL: Better would be calling the action we've got a fight going on. You never pay attention to the action.
CHAD BORDEAUX: What? You... errr...
PAUL MARSHALL: And Tony and Roman have made a bee line for each other and are slugging it out. These two men can't stand each other at all. Tony with a quick rake of the eyes and he whips Roman hard into the brick wall. JYD hits and goes down and Tony is right on top of him stomping away at him. This is beautiful.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Captain Crush is getting attacked by both Trever and the Preacher. It' a two on one situation as Trever holds him for the Preacher to punch away on. Preacher is just unloading into the face of the Crusher. But Crusher slams his head back into the face of Trever Leiss breaking free and kicks the Preacher low. The Preacher doubles over and Crush grabs him.
PAUL MARSHALL: The Sasquatch picks up the holy man and plants him with a powerful powerbomb!! He damn near went through the ring and Crush plants a foot on his chest as he turns and slugs it out with Leiss. The ref is counting it as a cover, 1...2...3!!! Preacher has been eliminated!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Mandy and Kronic Krow are battling it out. Krow using his experience and expertise to gain the upper hand has backed Mandy up against a dumpster and is laying into her with those intelligent feet of his.
PAUL MARSHALL: Intelligent feet? What kind of a jackass refers to the brainpower of someone's feet? That doesn't make any sense.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Neither do half the things you say but I don't blast you on air. Just shut up and call the match.
PAUL MARSHALL: Whoa, calm down there Chad. Just giving you a rough time. But not quite as rough as the time Mandy is getting. But wait, Mandy with a knee to the, ah, nuts on Krow who doubles over. Mandy reaches behind her into the dumpster and pulls out a broken broom handle that she clobbers the Krow with.
CHAD BORDEAUX: The Krow goes down and Mandy quickly covers him, 1....2...3!! Krow is out of here!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Dwight's doing a decent job of officiating so far. Let's hope he keeps it up. For his sake.
CHAD BORDEAUX: JYD has fought back to his feet. He's fighting fist to fist with Horror. JYD with a low knee and he follows it up with a DDT on the concrete. JYD quickly covers, 1....2... TRH kicks out. JYD pulls him back up but TRH grabs his jeans and slings him face first into the brick wall.
PAUL MARSHALL: Trever is battling against Captain Crush. The two exchanges punches but here comes Mandy full speed and she cartwheels and flips into a handspring elbow nailing Trever. Trever almost falls but Crush catches him and spins him around lifting him into the air, Crush-O-Matic 3001 on the concrete!!! The Sasquatch covers, 1....2....3!!!! Leiss is out of here and we are down to four people.
CHAD BORDEAUX: JYD has pulled up Horror again but Horror quickly hits with a snap suplex out of nowhere. Horror is reaching into his jacket and has pulled out the ice pick!! Oh no!!! He's advancing on JYD but here comes Mandy hurricanrana!! No!! Horror caught her and dropped forward crushing her!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Horror covers, 1....2....3!!! Mandy is out of here!!! Down to three, Demon, Dawg and Sasquatch! Which force shall prevail?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Luckily that ice pick was knocked out of Horror's hands and is out of play for the moment. Crush has come over and he drags up JYD. But JYD with a couple of right hands battles free. He grabs Crush and nails the PISSER!!!! Crush didn't see that coming and he's down and out as JYD covers, 1....2...3!!! JYD has eliminated, oh my god!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Tony just broke a ball bat over the head of JYD!! Malice came out of nowhere and handed it to him and he knocked JYD cold. Tony laughs and hits him again before covering him, 1.....2.....3!! Tony Rocky Horror wins it!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: And now Malice has retrieved the ice pick. She's giving it to Tony who is getting ready to carve up the hardcore champion!!
PAUL MARSHALL: But Dwight has yanked the ice pick away from Tony! Tony is up and he is livid! Schultz is running out of here as the Demon gives chase.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Thank God for Dwight Schultz!!
August
23, 2002
Cow Palace
San Francisco, California
Finally the RAWF returns to Action!!!
Be there!!!
Don't miss out!!!
Cage
Match Intercontinental Title
vs. 
Captain Crush vs. James Outlaw
RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is a STEEL CAGE MATCH! And it will be for the RAWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP!
The crowd cheer loudly.
RING ANNOUNCER: And the ONLY way to win this cage match is to go over the top and to the arena floor! Pinfalls do NOT count!
CHAD BORDEAUX: An interesting development in this cage match!
PAUL MARSHALL: And also there is no door on this cage either, so no pussying out! I hate cage matches with pinfalls and doors anyway - just cause I would love to see someone f*ck up just once and fall 20 feet off the top!
CHAD BORDEAUX: You're a sick man, you know that?
PAUL MARSHALL: So everyone keeps telling me.
Jesus or a Gun begins to play, and Captain Crush strides out into the arena, to a good crowd reception.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, representing the SoE, here is CAPTAIN CRRRRRUSH!
CHAD BORDEAUX: A tower of power if I ever saw one Paul.
PAUL MARSHALL: He ain't nothing but a freak.
Crush steps over the top rope and enters the ring, looking up at the steel cage above him, waiting to be lowered down.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush, despite his size and power, is 0-3 in cage matches! Can he break the jinx tonight, or will his raw deal within the steel continue?
Suddenly, the theme from Superman plays, and out into the arena walks James 'Outlaw' Richardson.... wearing a super hero's outfit.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No - IT'S NO NAME MAN!!
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, JAMES 'OUTLAW' RRRRRRRRICHARDSON!
PAUL MARSHALL: Since when did our ring announcer show some enthusiasm?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Outlaw is wearing some kind of self-made super hero's costume! He's posing for the cameras, high fiving kids - he even kissed a baby!
PAUL MARSHALL: I wouldn't do that. You don't know where these dirty kids have been.
Outlaw slides in under the ring ropes, and points at Crush, whilst flapping his cape at the same time.
PAUL MARSHALL: Hell, we just managed to get rid of one super hero, we don't want another!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush looks pissed! Outlaw has made a mockery of him here before this IC Title match!
Outlaw takes off his costume, and is standard wrestling gear is underneath. The cage is lowered down from the roof, and no sooner does it land the bell rings.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Richardson is still laughing at Crush, he's in stitches! But why would he want Crush angry? Didn't he see what he did to Kon Artist?
PAUL MARSHALL: Outlaw has actually been very clever here. An angry Crush is more likely to make mistakes, because his focus has been lost. Plus, lets face it - Outlaw is nothing like Kon.
CHAD BORDEAUX: No?
PAUL MARSHALL: Outlaw has an iota of talent!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush talking smack to Outlaw, who is still smiling. They lock up - good old fashioned collar and elbow... and Crush shoves Outlaw to the mat! Amazing strength there! But when Crush is pissed, he hurts people! Outlaw gets to his feet, he's not smiling anymore! They lock up again. Crush quickly slaps on a side headlock. Outlaw ducks out of it, and reverses it into a hammerlock, but Crush reversed into a hammerlock of his own. Outlaw reaches down, and trips the leg of Crush, sending him to the mat. Crush, using his feet, pushes Outlaw to the ropes. Outlaw comes back, and jumps over Crush who lays face down on the mat. Outlaw bounces off the ropes, into a hip toss by Crush! No, Outlaw lands on his feet still holding the arm of Crush! A rake to the eye, and Outlaw, with his leg on the back of Crush's neck, spins into a backward flip, and lands on his feet! He tries a hip toss, but he can't move the big man. And Crush just leveled him with a huge clothesline!!
PAUL MARSHALL: You can do all the fancy stuff you like, but nothing compares to a good solid clothesline!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Outlaw gets to his feet, and Crush just glares at him! That's what happens when you get the big man angry! They go to lock up again - Outlaw with a boot to the stomach before the tie-up occurs! Outlaw lays in with a stiff right to the jaw, and another, and a third that lands on the bridge of the nose. Outlaw whips Crush to the ropes, no reversal. Outlaw comes back with a baseball slide between the legs of Crush, and comes up behind him - and he dropkicks Crush in the back of the leg! Some early tactics here from Outlaw!
PAUL MARSHALL: And good tactics at that. Crush will have trouble climbing the cage anyway, being a man of his size, but with a bad wheel he'll have even more trouble. Plus, the longer this match goes, the better it is for James Richardson.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Outlaw working over the leg now with stomps to the back of the knee and the hamstring. Smart wrestling from him. He rolls Crush over, and slams that knee into the mat! And again! Then he stands on the back of that bad leg, and bends the bottom half of the leg sideways. Crush writhing in pain, and Outlaw slams the knee into the mat again. This must have been Outlaw's gameplan from the start, Paul.
PAUL MARSHALL: It's a pretty standard gameplan for these smaller-guy versus bigger-guy matches.
CHAD BORDEAUX: That's because it works! Outlaw pulls Crush to the ropes, and puts the bad leg across the bottom rope. He jumps up, and comes crashing down on that leg with all his weight! Crush is in a lot of trouble here. And Outlaw is climbing the cage! He's trying to escape right here! Crush pulls himself up using the ropes, and hooks Outlaw's legs away from the cage. Outlaw falls down, and lands throat first on the top rope, clotheslining himself! Crush may have just saved himself there. Outlaw gets to his feet, and gets floored with a huge right hand! He gets to his feet again, and again gets knocked down! This time Crush picks him up, and throws him headfirst into the steel! Outlaw is halfway in between the ropes and the steel, he's been busted open after that! Blood pouring out from a gash in the center of his forehead.
PAUL MARSHALL: That blood can run into the eyes of Richardson, and you can't win a match if you can't see your opponent. That kind of evens the score between these guys.
CHAD BORDEAUX: And Crush is rubbing Outlaw's head against the steel bars, adding further damage to that cut! What's he doing now? Crush is sitting Outlaw on the top of the rope, not in the corner, with his back against the steel cage wall. What's he gonna do now?
PAUL MARSHALL: Knowing Crush, it won't be a pat on the back!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush bounces off the ropes on the opposite side... good GOD! Crush just smashed Outlaw with a running big boot! Not only the impact from that shot, but Outlaws' head smacked against the steel bars behind him! Outlaw looks out cold! And Crush is setting him up for it again! Another one of these and this match could be over! Here it comes... but Outlaw dodges it at the last second! Crush's foot is caught up in the bars! And Outlaw is absolutely unleashing on that leg of Crush! Crush with nowhere to go! Outlaw could escape here! He starts to climb next to Crush, no - springboard back kick! He kicked Crush right in the teeth, and the giant falls to the mat, his foot free at last.
PAUL MARSHALL: Why did he kick him? He could have escaped right there!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Maybe he just wants to hurt Captain Crush! Remember, Crush has NEVER won a cage match! Could it be possible that James 'Outlaw' Richardson is just toying with the Crusher?
PAUL MARSHALL: If he is that's a big mistake. You don't toy with a man like Crush.
CHAD BORDEAUX: And Outlaw is climbing the cage! But Crush is up, and he's climbing up after him! Outlaw tries to go over the top... but Crush grabs his leg! Crush pulling himself up to Outlaw's level, and smashes his head into the steel! Outlaw is groggy, if he falls this could be over! But Crush grabs him - HOLY HELL! CRUSH JUST GERMAN SUPLEXED OUTLAW 15 FEET TO THE MAT!
PAUL MARSHALL: But Crush hurt himself with that big time move there! Both men are down, but who's hurt the most?
CHAD BORDEAUX: I think Outlaw may have landed on the back of his neck, it could well be broken! Crush is up to his feet first, he's still feeling the effects of the damage to that leg! And now it's Crush who is climbing the cage in the corner! Outlaw is still down, he could be severely injured! But that bad leg in hindering Crush, he's not going too fast!
PAUL MARSHALL: Outlaw is up!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Somehow, SOMEHOW, James Richardson is on his feet, and now HE is climbing up after Crush! Crush is at the top, he's about to get his leg over - but Outlaw stops him in his tracks with a low blow! Outlaw climbs up to Crush, both men are at the very top of the cage! Outlaw hits Crush with three hard right hands, then turns him round, good God what's gonna happen next?
PAUL MARSHALL: You had to ask Chad!
CHAD BORDEAUX: OUTLAW HIT A HURRICANRANA FROM THE VERY TOP OF THE CAGE! CRUSH LANDS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, VERY VERY HARD!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: But did you see what happened to Outlaw? He hit that very impressive move, but fell face first onto the top turnbuckle pad!
CHAD BORDEAUX: That's a stroke of bad luck for Outlaw! He hits a move that could well have won him the match, but instead he is laid out next to Crush! This just shows how much winning this IC Title means to these men, and how far they are prepared to go to win it! Who's gonna win this thing?
PAUL MARSHALL: The first guy to climb out of the cage Chad. Duh.
CHAD BORDEAUX: It was rhetorical, Paul. I doubt you know what that means though!
PAUL MARSHALL: Why you...
CHAD BORDEAUX: Can you believe this? Both men have somehow staggered to their feet, and are going toe-to-toe in the center of the ring! Where do they get the energy?
PAUL MARSHALL: Ha! I know that's rhetorical!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Let it go, Paul. Crush hits the harder punches, knocking Outlaw back against the ropes. He whips him to the opposite ropes, and catches Outlaw with an overhead release suplex! But Richardson lands on his feet! Crush turns around... straight into a pancake slam! Outlaw not letting up, he pulls Crush up, and hits an excellently timed Brainbuster! And Outlaw is now climbing the cage! Crush hasn't moved yet! The bloodstained face of Outlaw fighting to catch oxygen, he's getting closer! He's at the top!
PAUL MARSHALL: And still Crush hasn't moved! But... what is Outlaw doing???
CHAD BORDEAUX: He's not climbing over the cage - he's standing on the very top! SUICIDE MOONSAULT!!! BUT CRUSH ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY!!! OUTLAW JUST MOONSAULTED OF THE TOP OF THE CAGE, AND HIT NOTHING BUT THE MAT!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: That's why they call it high risk! Outlaw could well have climbed out there, but he wanted to finish Crush once and for all! But he may have well cost himself the IC Title!
CHAD BORDEAUX: And the Crusher is getting to his feet now! What a match this is proving to be! He drags Outlaw up off the match, Crush getting a burst of adrenaline! He charges, holding Outlaw, towards the steel cage wall.... and he throws Outlaw like a javelin into the wall! AND OUTLAW'S HEAD BUSTED THROUGH THE STEEL!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Pardon my French Chad, but Holy Sh*t!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: James Richardsons' head just busted through steel bars! His face is a crimson mask now! Blood is absolutely everywhere! Richardson MUST be out this time! Captain Crush is standing in the ring with his arms raised celebrating already! And LISTEN to this crowd! They have loved every second of this match!
PAUL MARSHALL: He shouldn't be celebrating, he should be climbing! Celebrate later jackass!
CHAD BORDEAUX: I think he heard you, because Crush is headed up the cage! He's literally having to pull that bad leg of his up with him! But would you look at THIS! Outlaw is SOMEHOW pulling himself up the cage after Crush! How is he still conscious??? And yes Paul, that was rhetorical as well!
PAUL MARSHALL: Why can't you ask normal questions?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush climbs over the top of the cage! He's climbing down as Outlaw is climbing up! And Outlaw reaches through the bars and grabs Crush by the hair! And he's pulling Crush back up the cage! Crush was SO close, will he ever break the steel cage jinx that he seems to have?
PAUL MARSHALL: Stop it!
CHAD BORDEAUX: And once more both men are on the very top of the cage! Crush has been pulled back inside the cage, and Outlaw is laying into him with right hands! Outlaw is setting him up here... tell me he's not going for it! Tell me he's not going for that 'Outlawed' reverse powerbomb off the top of the cage!! If he hits this, Crush will NOT get up! If he hits this, Outlaw will be the new IC champion! But he can't hit it! Crush is holding onto the steel bars for dear life! And he hits out with a mule kick, catching Outlaw between the legs with a low blow!!! Now Crush has him by the throat!!! No! No! NO!!!!
The crowd gasp in amazement.
CHAD BORDEAUX: CRUSH CHOKESLAMMED OUTLAW 20 FEET TO THE MAT, AND THROUGH THE GODDAMN RING! OUTLAW IS DEAD! AND CRUSH CLIMBS DOWN THE CAGE, AND DROPS TO THE FLOOR!!! HE'S DONE IT!!!
RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match, and new RAWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION... CAPTAIN CRRRRRUSH!!!!!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: And listen to the Tacomadome explode after this match! Crush has FINALLY won a cage match, and is now a 2 time IC champion! And the crowd absolutely love it! But you have to give it up for Outlaw!
PAUL MARSHALL: He gave it his best shot, but he couldn't stop the Crusher!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The cage has been raised, and EMTs are in the ring attending to Outlaw! We need an ambulance for Outlaw! We need a new ring!
As Outlaw is brought out from the wreckage, he receives a substantial round of applause for his efforts.
CHAD BORDEAUX: And now we need a break! New IC Champion!!!
JYD sits in Brandy's dressing room staring at her figure as she dresses.
JYD ROMAN JAMES: Damn is it hot in here?
BRANDY SANGRIA: No, it's just you, grab a Coke.
JYD ROMAN JAMES: Damn they're all gone, I tell you what I'm run out and grab one, need anything?
BRANDY SANGRIA: Nope, just hurry back.
JYD steps out of the dressing room pulling the door to as he leaves. He looks down counting change, 35, 50, 75. He walks not paying attention to where he is going. He walks right into the coke machine spilling his change everywhere. As he reaches down picking up his change a nice set of legs approach.
ICE COLD: Resorting to finding change on the ground?
The camera pans up to see Ice Cold standing there looking down at Roman James.Roman stands up and looks at her with a smirk
JYD ROMAN JAMES: Sometimes you never know what treasures may pass you bye if you don't stop and try them once or twice.
ICE COLD: So that explains Brandy...you pick her up, try her out about 5 million times and leave her for the next guy?
JYD ROMAN JAMES: Not likely, but at least she's not afraid to try things unlike some people
ICE COLD: Please..don't give me that crap, since you couldn't get this "BMW" you traded up for a ugly *ss pinto with a large trunk
JYD ROMAN JAMES: Jealousy is not a good color for you.
ICE COLD: Well ugly does you no justice.
JYD ROMAN JAMES: Well if I'm so damn ugly why are you wasting your much needed oxygen on me? Why don't you take your undriven "BMW" and drive your big ass around the curb.
ICE COLD: Ouch...that one hurt Roman
JYD ROMAN JAMES: Now if you excuse me, I've had enough hot air for one day.......
JYD bust out laughing
JYD ROMAN JAMES: Sorry that was a little deep.
Ice Cold has a flabbergasted look on her face as she puts her hands on her hips
ICE COLD: You damn right it way!
Ice Cold looks at Roman and smiles
JYD ROMAN JAMES: So how are things with Mandy? I couldn't believe that was that little runt in the ring against me and Showtime.
ICE COLD: We're doing well, and she's not a runt.
JYD ROMAN JAMES: She use to be, I remember when we saved her ass in that bar?
ICE COLD: She was drunk off her *Ss, how do you expect her to fight?
JYD ROMAN JAMES: Hey don't get uptight on me, just trying to make conversation.
ICE COLD: I bet that "runt" could kick yours or Brandy's ass
JYD ducks down and finishes picking up his change. He slowly gets up and starts putting it into the Coke Machine.
JYD ROMAN JAMES: Maybe, but unless you want to throw out a challenge in the ring I have my own problems. In case you haven't noticed I got my own Demon's to bare.
ICE COLD: Well maybe I'll take on Brandy! If Mandy could do it, I could too!
The Coke comes out of the bottom as JYD picks it up and pops the top.
JYD ROMAN JAMES: You know your still the same old Crystal, can't take a compliment and can't make regular conversation.
ICE COLD: That's the way I like it
JYD visibly starting to get ticked off moves closer to Ice.
JYD ROMAN JAMES: You know your really starting to piss me off.
ICE COLD: And your point being?
Ice Cold steps into JYD's face
JYD ROMAN JAMES: My point is I'm thinking of shutting that smart ass mouth of yours permanently.
ICE COLD: Make my day!
JYD and Ice are face to face not
even an inch apart as both are flared up. Ice spots Brandy stepping out of
her dressing room, as Brandy looks over to see what is going on, Ice Kisses
JYD.
BRANDY SANGRIA: Hey, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
ICE COLD: I don't know, he's your man you'd better ask him.
Ice walks off as JYD just stands there speechless.
World
Title
vs. 
Ice Cold vs. 'The Divine' Brandy Sangria
Cocky by Kid Rock And Ice cold comes out to a Mixed reaction.
CHAD BORDEAUX: This match was somewhat hastily put together. But really these too have so much bad blood why not?
Highway to Hell hits and the crowd explodes because they are programmed to. Brandy comes out belt around her waist.
PAUL MARSHALL: Cat fights are good.
CHAD BORDEAUX: She looks good in that World Title Belt.
PAUL MARSHALL: Man she would even better wearing only the belt. And their both really hot. And they're gonna be kicking and Shoving and Touching and pulling and one their tops could ...
CHAD BORDEAUX: Stop right there.
PAUL MARSHALL: Umm ... Sorry. Caught up in the moment.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Really, come on what are you 13? Am I working with Jerry Lawler?
PAUL MARSHALL: I'm sorry I don't know what came over me.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well this is about between the First Female Hardcore Champion, and the Only Woman to ever hold the World title. Against The First Woman to hold the Intercontinental Champion and a member of the only all Female Tag team to hold the Tag Team titles. Both have had impressive runs as Prominent Female US champions.
PAUL MARSHALL: God who cares really? That just sympathy gainer. I'm woman I'm getting held down. It's not I'm wrestler and can't just cut it.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well it's a big accomplishment as Woman still have stenotypes imbedded in society that they can't accomplish certain things?
PAUL MARSHALL: And who on earth still lives by these stereo types Chad? We both know that can give it a go with just about anyone in the ring. They just like to have the Well "I'm a woman" crutch. The Stereo type won't go away till Brandy or Ice Cold stops making their accomplishments compared to the fact that they are women.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Its still impressive for woman to accomplish these feats.
PAUL MARSHALL: HELLO! HELLO! Can you hear me. NO one doubts either of their abilities. Drop the whole woman thing.
CHAD BORDEAUX: In a male dominated sports woman aren't thought to be able to cut it, but both of these woman can cut it.
PAUL MARSHALL: HELLO? We know they can cut. We've always know. This is not 1950s. Here winning the champion from that pansy ass Sinister wasn't a fluke. Ice Cold didn't win the Tag title due to Politics she just kicked Showtime's ass. Whether he liked it or not.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Whatever Paul. Ice Cold and Brandy have issues because Brandy "opened" the doors for her.
PAUL MARSHALL: God. Why can't you just say they are both talented? Beside Leia Opened the door for both of them. Beside they both have this kinda weird jealousy over each other. Why can't they just live with that fact that they are both good. Dames.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Whatever Paul.
PAUL MARSHALL: Oh its true she was here competing with the men way before either of them.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Doesn't matter as this is going to be a good knock down drag out fight.
*Ding *Ding*
PAUL MARSHALL: Both the highly trained competitors stare each other down.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Ice Cold make the belt gesture with her hands. Brandy rolls her eye. Ice Cold with bitch slaps, Brandy with powerful shove. Ice Cold immediately Rakes the eyes of Brandy. Brandy stumbles back but instantly Drop down with a leg sweep knocking Ice cold off her feet. Now they both are up and stare each other down.
PAUL MARSHALL: Brandy Charge Ice Cold but Ice is able to counter her charge with a quick arm drag. Brandy is up But Ice Cold instantly connects with a Drop kick.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I'd Say Brandy was caught a little off guard. Ice Cold is quick like a bunny. And Brandy is fast just not quick like a bunny.
PAUL MARSHALL: What?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Nothing. Ice Cold more of an aerial wrestler so she relies heavily on her speed and agility where as Brandy is more of Martial artist/technical/brawler.
PAUL MARSHALL: Whatever. Ice cold on the minor advantage as She whips. NO! Brandy reverse is and take Ice Cold's Head nearly off with a spinning roundhouse kick Booker T style.
CHAD BORDEAUX: what?
PAUL MARSHALL: OK X-pac style.
CHAD BORDEAUX: What?
PAUL MARSHALL: I'm just trying to give the fans a visual. Brandy Standing over the fallen Cold. Taunting. She Picks IC up and lays down the bad mouth and Irish whips her into the Ropes.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Ice Cold leaps right before she bounces off the rope and land almost crouching on the middle rope! Now it sling shots her back and She connects with a severe back elbow to brandy's face! Brandy was taken totally off guard! Cover! 1... 2. Kick out. Still more than enough gas in the tank of the world champion.
PAUL MARSHALL: Ice could Picks Brandy up in a scoop slam and plants her by the corner. Now she hops up to the top rope and launches a split legged Moonsault AKA the Frozen tea drop.
CHAD BORDEAUX: and She nailed it! Quick cover! 1... 2... No Brandy still very much alive. Ice cold Picks the Champion up. She looks to be going for a DDT.
PAUL MARSHALL: But Brandy with swift jab to the gut now hooks Ice and Nits beautiful Northern Lights suplex! Bridging Pin. 1...2...3.. No! Ice Cold nearly escaped that one! That was almost too close.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy Picks up Ice Cold. She hook and nails a Side Russian Leg sweep! But she hold up and Picks Ice back up and Sends back down face first with vicious reverse Russian leg sweep. What a combination from the champion! Cover!
Testify by Rage Against the Machine hits and the Crowd and Brandy are confused. The Light dim with a pale red light and The Demon, his Son in his arms appear on The of The entrance ramp. Eris at his side. Eris whispers something in Tony's ear and he Hand The bay to her and she immediately lights up.
CHAD BORDEAUX: what on earth does he want?
PAUL MARSHALL: I can think of about 500 things.
CHAD BORDEAUX: You can?
PAUL MARSHALL: None of them Good.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Damn.
PAUL MARSHALL: But he's bringing his rug rat too, so what bad can he do.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I can only hope. Tony and Company are making their way to our announce position.
PAUL MARSHALL: Brandy is still confused. She forgot to make The cover after that great combination.
CHAD BORDEAUX: There she goes. 1.. Ice had too much time to recover and easily kicks out. OH hello, Tony of what do we owe The ... pleasure?
A stage hand instantly produces two chairs for Eris and Tony. Along with two head sets.
TONY ROCKY HORROR: Well Since I'm so washed up I've decided to come out here and see how its really done.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Really?
TONY ROCKY HORROR: Joking of Course.
ERIS: Yea you retard. How are you doing Paul Long time no see.
PAUL MARSHALL: I'm good. You look good.
ERIS: Thanks I think. Oh Brandy really just leveled what's her name? Ice Cold with clothesline thingy. Say hello to Little Mordred Paul. Say hello to Mordred Chad.
CHAD BORDEAUX: That's ... nice.
PAUL MARSHALL: Hello there little fella. Hey you keeping him? I Know a guy that could get a good price ....
ERIS: Stop now before I have to hurt you badly.
PAUL MARSHALL: Fair enough.
CHAD BORDEAUX: There's a match here people. I hate to break it to you but you not The center of attention here Horror.
TONY ROCKY HORROR: I can live with that Chad.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Then what are you doing out here now?
TONY ROCKY HORROR: Lets just say I woke up and was unhappy.
CHAD BORDEAUX: What does that mean?
ERIS: Bad things Chad. Come on how long have you been an announcer here?
PAUL MARSHALL: Back in The Ring. Brandy has taken control. She gets Ice Cold Up and knee her hard in The gut. Keeling The former IC champion over.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy goes off The ropes looking for an Axe kick. At The last second Ice Cold Stands straight up and The kick misses. Brandy was not expecting that Ice Cold Grabs her from The side and Hits a picture perfect Olympic Slam. Sorry Over cast! Ice cold now goes for The cover! 1...2... no Brandy kicks out!
PAUL MARSHALL: Ice a little Frustrated. She picks up a dazed Brandy and this could be The end. She setting her up for The Avalanche.
CHAD BORDEAUX: But Brandy kicks her in The gut goes behind locks her hand and hits a Great release German Suplex! Ice Cold Landed head first! Ouch!
PAUL MARSHALL: I'd be crying. I would. Brandy looks to goes for The cover but decides not to. She picks Cold up and then turns to Tony. She drops Ice Cold and is point to Tony making The Belt gesture and laughs.
TONY ROCKY HORROR: Now what is she doing?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well she beat you last week. She's rubbing it in I think.
TONY ROCKY HORROR: So it goes.
PAUL MARSHALL: She beat you pretty good didn't she?
TONY ROCKY HORROR: Watch thy Tongue Paul. I can remove it easily.
PAUL MARSHALL: Some one's cranky.
The Baby lets out a sob and looks like its about to start crying. Eris frowns.
ERIS: Now you've made him upset. Thanks. Hey actually I think its feeding time isn't it?
PAUL MARSHALL: Sorry.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy picks Ice Cold up and tucks her head between her thighs. Cue Obscene thought from Paul.
PAUL MARSHALL: What?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Nothing.
ERIS: Boys.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Brandy with a tremendous Tiger Bomb! Ice Cold bounced
off The mat! Into and Instant cover! 1.... 2.... 3... No! That was insanely
close! Ice cold just some how managed to get that Shoulder up.
PAUL
MARSHALL: Brandy is just punishing her now. That brought up an image. Yea.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Oh god. Stop it Paul. Brandy dragging Ice cold over close to us. And is telling Tony this is what he'd get if they fight again. My Dreadful colleague her seems to be taking this well.
TONY ROCKY HORROR: She should really Pay attention to The match.
PAUL MARSHALL: Hey what are you doing?
Eris seems to be loosening her shirt. Pulling part of it up. And then tucking Mordred's head under The shirt.
ERIS: Umm. What does it look like?
PAUL MARSHALL: I'm not sure.
ERIS: Breast feeding.
PAUL MARSHALL: W-W-Wha?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Youcan'tdothatonTV! (He say this really fast.)
ERIS: Yes I can. Is it distasteful?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well ahh ... no but. I mean can't you do that in that back?
ERIS: Am I in The back?
PAUL MARSHALL: Holy Cow Ice Cold with a roll up! Brandy was too busy taunting Tony! She pulling The tights! 1...2..3.... NO!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Good Lord Brandy just kicked out of that! She looks mad. Brandy with a wild Round house! But Ice Cold ducks it kick to The gut! DDT! Another cover!
PAUL MARSHALL: 1... 2... Brandy kicks out! Ice Cold is still on The attack. She flips Brandy over and begins going for The Cold Shoulder! A Half Boston Crab., But Wait Brandy twists out of it! Both Wrestlers are up! Ice Cold goes for a lariat! But Brandy Ducks it and hits a Reverse Neckbreaker!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Now She head for Ice Cold's Legs. She grabs them.. And yes! Applies The Texas Clover leaf! In The middle of The ring! Ice Cold could tap! She's in serious pain! Brandy wrenches it in. Where are you going?
TONY ROCKY HORROR: No where. Just looking at something.
Tony Gets up from The announcer table and walks over to The time Keeper. HE snatches The world title belt from him.
PAUL MARSHALL: She I told you. He' still bitter about last week.
ERIS: You could be mistaken Paul.
Tony is staring at The belt. Brandy Sees him and has a nervous look on her face.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I'm confused. Brandy is wrenching that Texas Cloverleaf in. Ice Cold is trying with all her might not to tap out. Tony Sets The belt on The ground. He goes under The ring. Wait. He's got a sledge hammer. What is he up to?
Brandy see this and promptly relinquishes The hold.
PAUL MARSHALL: Whatever it is, its got Brandy's attention. He raises The Hammer over his head. He's gonna smash The belt! Brandy Runs over to The side of The ring and reach through The rope grabbing The hammer out of Tony's hands. He Turns around pissed as Hell look on her face. His eyes are glowing.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I hate it when his eye's glow. Brandy has The hammer. And Pulls it into The ring. The Ref is right up in her face about The foreign object! She tries to explain her actions but. Can't The Ref snatches The hammer. Brandy Flips him off Ice cold attacks her with a forearm from behind! This is madness. Now Tony has The belt again.
PAUL MARSHALL: He looking at it very disgustedly. Look it still has Mojo's face on it form when he Remade it in his image. What is this about.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Ice Cold using The chaos to her advantage whips Brandy into The corner and follows up with mean lariat! Now she hooks her for a suplex but just hoists her on to The top rope. She raises her hand and does little disco-esque wheel motion!
PAUL MARSHALL: That's The international sign of The hurricanrana Ice Cold is looking to end this. She begins to climb up to The top.
CHAD BORDEAUX: But Brandy with a kick and another Ice cold Drops to The floor. Brandy hooks her head! DIVINE REWIND! She just crushed Ice Colds! Skull!
PAUL MARSHALL: But Both women are down!
ERIS: Dramatic isn't it?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy flips over! She stretches out and puts The hand over Ice Cold! 1... 2... 3!! Its over! Brandy Retains! Brandy Retains! Amazing! The Ref is raising her hand. But she shoves him away.
BRANDY SANGRIA: Give me my belt back!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Tony Just glares at her. Then Smiles. He slowly walks up The steps Into The ring. The Ref is helping Ice Cold out of The ring behind them.
TONY ROCKY HORROR: Your belt?
BRANDY SANGRIA: Yes My. Belt. I won it. I beat Jimi's ass. I beat you Ass and I just beat Ice Cold's ass.
Tony Just stares at The gold. Then looks up.
TONY ROCKY HORROR: I would give this back to you. However. While your name is on it. My face is.
He Holds up The belt and its true. In The cast gold is Mojo's smiling face.
TONY ROCKY HORROR: This simply will not do.
BRANDY SANGRIA: Just give it back.
TONY ROCKY HORROR: Be Patient.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy behind you! Malice has come out of The crowd and has Climbed up to The top turnbuckle closest to Brandy! Turn around! Tony Is Grinning. It's a set up.
TONY ROCKY HORROR: See I woke up. And was very unhappy.
BRANDY SANGRIA: I'll beat your ass again Horror. Don't make me embarrass you once more.
TONY ROCKY HORROR: I appreciate The warning. But...
He Grin, eyes clearly looking behind Brandy. Brandy Follows his glance to The waiting Malice up top. She leaps.
CHAD BORDEAUX: My God Malice has just taken Brandy out with Tope rope Lita style hurricanrana head scissors thingy! Damn this Horror. Look goddamit. Eddie death is out of The crowd now. HE Rolls into The ring with a sledgehammer. Malice pulls Brandy up. And Tony Runs her over with The belt.
TONY ROCKY HORROR: This is what happens when you F*beep*k with me. This will happen to You, and you're Lap Dawg till I'm through playing with you.
CHAD BORDEAUX: This is ...
ERIS: Beautiful.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I was going to say sick. Malice is holding Brandy up making her watch as Eddie Hands Tony The hammer. Tony Sets The belt down on The mat and takes The accursed hammer. He raises it over his head.
*SMASH*
CHAD BORDEAUX: My. God. He just shattered The world title. Tony Has sick grin on his face! He drops The hammer and picks up The belt The front part has been destroyed!
TONY ROCKY HORROR: Here's you damn belt.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Malice lets brandy go Tony tosses her belt. Brandy catches it but seems too confused to do anything.
TONY ROCKY HORROR: Are you happy now?
BRANDY SANGRIA: What The hell is wrong with you?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Tony kicks her in The gut and Lifts her up! Tony's Smirking Revenge! HE Plants brandy face first on The mat! God The way her neck just snapped back! She's out cold! This is brutal. He Picks up The shattered world title and drapes it over her unconscious body mockingly! He standing over The champion with a sick grin on his face! He's pulling out The ice pick! Good god this is sick!
PAUL MARSHALL: Here comes JYD with a chair! And horde of security guards!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Tony see him Dammit we got to go!
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