The fans in New Orleans erupt into cheers as the pyros shoot off. The cameras pan around the arena showing off some of the many many signs shown by the Real Action Wrestling Federation's fans. Signs such as ...
Touched by the Divine One
Awesome Move J.D.!!
I'm a Kronicaholic!!
Time to Crush the competition!!
You have been Outlawed!!
Colder than Ice!!
The cameras pan around to where Chad Bordeaux and Paul Marshall are seated. The two men are all smiles as Chad begins to speak.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Welcome fans to Real Action Wrestling!!! Have we got a show for you tonight!!
PAUL MARSHALL: That we do!! It's gonna be a great night of action. Time to get violent!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: We've got some serious heat going on tonight. The feuds are heating up as tonight we've got a big one coming to a head. Brandy Sangria defends her world title against Ice Cold. These two have hated each other forever but tonight Brandy promises to end it all. While on the other hand Ice Cold has stated tonight she will prove once and for all that she is the better woman as she takes the world title.
PAUL MARSHALL: This should be a great match but I still think it's pathetic that our world title is gonna be decided by two women.
CHAD BORDEAUX: You are a jerk Paul. Our world title is gonna be decided by two of the best damn wrestlers in the business. Brandy and Ice Cold have both earned their stripes and proved their worth many times over.
PAUL MARSHALL: But their still women.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Didn't you get enough of a tongue lashing from Brandy on television this week? You keep it up and she's liable to take your head off tonight.
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah right.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Anyway, onto other action. Also happening tonight, James Outlaw and Captain Crush will finally go head to head for the Intercontinental title. Last time these two met it was a toss up. Tonight things could go either way.
PAUL MARSHALL: That they could. Crush wants to continue his dominant streak while the Outlaw would like nothing more than to capture the gold this week. But we shall see later tonight.
CHAD BORDEAUX: And to start things off tonight we have two people who have really decided to start things off with a bang. These two made a name for themselves last week and this week plan on continuing. J.D. Awesome and Kronic Krow are gonna give us one hell of an opener...
Chad is interrupted as Take The Power Back begins to play. The fans are stunned for a moment but then erupt into a chorus of boos as the man known as Chaos walks down to the ring. Chaos climbs the ring steps and enters the ring with a mic in hand. He turns completely around taking in all the boos from the fans. Finally, as the boos start to die down he begins to speak.
CHAOS: Ahhh, I missed you all too.... Well, I've got some good news for everyone. Thanks to some work from my son, the family has back the business. And my son has signed the company back over to me. That's right, I'm back in control!!!
More boos from the crowd.
PREZ CHAOS: Oh shut the hell up. No one cares what you idiots think anyway! I'm back in power and it will be me that chooses what happens once again!! Tonight, tonight is a good night because I've cut the fat away from the RAWF. No longer will we have idiots and so called superheroes around. No longer will we have people who fight for the people. No, once again we will have those that I choose to have. And tonight, tonight we're gonna step it up a notch. I like what I've seen so far from both Kronic Krow and J.D. Awesome. These two guys have a hunger. So whichever one of them wins tonight will receive a shot at the Hardcore Title!! That's right. The man who hasn't shown his face around here for weeks will be forced to defend the Hardcore Title. JYD, Roman James, it's time to step up. I had always wondered about your loyalty to the 12-8-7 and it seems now we know why. So it's time to put up or shut up JYD. Next week, one of these two men will be there to see if you still got it. You better be there as well!!
The fans begin a JYD chant.
PREZ CHAOS: Chant for him all you like. Let's just see if he still had the balls to show up. We'll see.
With that said, Chaos throws down the mic and heads over to the ropes. He climbs through them and heads for the back.
CHAD BORDEAUX: You heard it from the boss himself. It's time to see who's getting a shot at the Hardcore Title next week!!
Battle
for a Title Shot
vs.
Kronic
Krow vs. J.D. Awesome
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Both of these young men have potential to be huge.
PAUL MARSHALL: Come on Chad lets be real.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Both have legit chance to be big, I'm sticking to my guns.
PAUL MARSHALL: Whatever.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Negative bastard. They kinda of circle each other now. Krow has been here for while off and on but has never really established himself. But seem on the verge of doing that with a little more consistency. Awesome had tough match with TRH. In TRH's last match.. Thankfully.
PAUL MARSHALL: I thought you were touched by that whole melodrama?
CHAD BORDEAUX: I was but that doesn't mean I want the bastard around. Awesome has claimed to be the man who ran him off, for fear of "New blood". And has also verbally assaulted the champion, citing her "fat ass".
PAUL MARSHALL: Riiiiiight. Sure. How does some one fight you straight up beat you, and yet is still afraid of you? And who hasn't made fun of Brandy's theoretically fat ass? It looks good to me. Round and firm ... Yea ...
Paul goes of into his sick imagination Chad frowns then snaps a finger in Paul's face and the daydreaming ends.
PAUL MARSHALL: What?
CHAD BORDEAUX: You started commenting on Brandy Sangria rear end and went into lala land.
PAUL MARSHALL: Sorry. Anyway what I was saying is Ice Cold and JYD used to devote hours to mocking Brandy's "fat" ass. Though Now JYD seems to spend hours riding it ...
CHAD BORDEAUX: That was not really necessary.
PAUL MARSHALL: Anyway what I was getting at is that Rookies like Awesome will say anything to get heat from anyone.
CHAD BORDEAUX: They will indeed. But let's not take away from Awesome's ability. He has ability. He challenged either of the Night Hawk/stalker tandem to a match but they seem to have gone MIA s he gets Krow this week..
Ding Ding
CHAD BORDEAUX: There's the bell.
PAUL MARSHALL: throw down bastards I want to see some mindless violence!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Krow and Awesome circle each other trying to get a feel. The collar and elbow tie up. Arm Drag Take over by Krow. JD is up and Charges and Krow flips with an arm drag take down now he locks on an arm bar. But JD with thumb to the eye and Krow breaks the hold.
PAUL MARSHALL: Just goes to show you. No matter how devastating the move. The Eye poke wins out.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Awesome is up Krow Charges him but his head is taken off with spinning heel kick! Now Krow is up JD whips him off the ropes. Awesome leaps into the air ...
PAUL MARSHALL: Going for an old school Scott Steiner style Frankensteiner ...
CHAD BORDEAUX: But Krow Catches him SITOUT POWER BOMB! Cover!
1....
2....
Kickout! That Almost ended quickly.
PAUL
MARSHALL: Good I have stuff to do end this!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Krow Picks Awesome up and slips him on to his shoulders this is a DVD called the stoner But JD slips out spins him around kick to the gut.
PAUL MARSHALL: Please allow me. STUNNER STUUUUNNNNERR! OHMIGOD! STUNNER!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Thank you.
PAUL MARSHALL: Anytime.
CHAD BORDEAUX: JD not wasting time picks Krow up off the mat and whips him into the turn buckle takes a running start and hits stinger style splash!
PAUL MARSHALL: HE sit Krow on the top rope could he being trying to end this match early Chad?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Could be. His finisher requires the top rope status. And that what he's going for. It's a top rope northern light suplex called Awesomely done. He Calls to the crowd and get into position. But Krow with elbow to the head and another. Knee to the gut. NO He hooks JD's head.
PAUL MARSHALL: TORNADO DDT! If He was brandy this would be over!
CHAD BORDEAUX: What a counter! This could be all! Krow head was buried into the mat! Cover!
1....
2....
3!!!!!!!!!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Foot on the ropes Chad.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Good lord that was close. Krow smells blood He pulls awesome to his feet and Hooks him He hooks JD's head and backs up climbing to the top again. He twirls a hand over his head he's going for another tornado DDT!
PAUL MARSHALL: OUCH. JD punched him in the nuts. Krow nearly falls off the top But who can blame him?
CHAD BORDEAUX: The Ref needs to stay alive here that a DQ if he saw it. JD grabs one of Krow's legs and grins. DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP WITH KROW ON THE TOP TURN BUCKLE! The Krow lands with sicken hitting thud... and I think he really hurt his knee. MY God that was sick.
PAUL MARSHALL: If you watch the replay, Kronic Krow's entire body went one way and his lower the leg the other. I swear I heard the knee snap from here.
CHAD BORDEAUX: He's just rolling around in pain on the mat. JD looks surprised with what he's done., The Ref shoves him into a neutral corner while he goes to check on Krow. Krow can't move here Paul. The ref is helping him up. But Then Krow shoves shim away.
PAUL MARSHALL: I suppose this is pride thing. He's hoping on one leg and can't walk, But he's tough right? Just give up and live to fight another day.
CHAD BORDEAUX: He's not a coward Paul. He turns and tries to hope toward JD But JD grins and runs at him and just cut him off at The knee with vicious chop block. He sawed him off at The knee. Krow spun around in mind air before landing. Shades of Outlaw and Untouchable ...
PAUL MARSHALL: Coward maybe But Krow might not have a career after this.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Maybe. It appears Krow is done.
PAUL MARSHALL: JD is going for a cover, But personally if I was him I would have like slapped on a knee based submission.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Maybe But he got The cover on!
1......
2......
3.. NO! He kicks out at The last second! Krow is much tougher than I give
him credit for.
PAUL MARSHALL: Awesome looks pissed.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Krow is holding his knee But shove The ref away who seems to be threatening to stop The match. Krow tells him he's OK and tries to stand up.
PAUL MARSHALL: But JD takes him out with chop block to The back of The knee! Krow is in more pain than I could stand. I would be crying right now! Really!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Now Awesome slaps on single leg crab trying to take advantage of The knee injury. Krow is screaming bloody murder. The ref asks him if he wants to give up, he refuses. God it looks like he's wants to die But he refuses to give.
PAUL MARSHALL: Tap out pussy I have things to do.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Krow reaches for The ropes. He got them. Good lord he's free of The hold. Awesome refuses to release it though still torquing The knee. The ref is putting The 5 count on. Krow is pulling himself out of The hold.
PAUL MARSHALL: That guy is flexible.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Using The ropes for leverage Krow has gotten to a standing base. On one leg he lets goo hoping and NAILS A DESPERATION izguri! HE just took Awesome's head! Both men are down. Krow is just holding his knee in pain. Awesome is out cold.
CHAD BORDEAUX: That knee has to be bothering him But he's going up top. Awesome is out of it on The mat. The Crowd is going in sane. He perches on The top back to JD. FINAL CONFLICT! FINAL CONFLICT! HE Got all of it! MY GOD THAT WAS AMAZING!
PAUL MARSHALL: Don't blow you're load Chad, looks like eh tweaked his knee even more on that impact.
CHAD BORDEAUX: God you're right on The replay you can see his knee just crash on The mat as The rest of him Killed. He rolls off Awesome holding his knee. The ref is asking if he OK Krow shakes him off and pulls himself across The ring, and covers.
1...
2....
NO!
MY god Somehow Awesome kicks out. Krow can't believe.
PAUL MARSHALL: It looks like he's gonna cry. Seriously.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well his knee could very well be broken. Now limping nearly on one leg he lift Awesome up and sets him up for The Underground expulsion. But his knee is giving. And Awesome powers up lifting up Krow up. SIT DOWN SPIN BUSTER!!! THE RING JUST SHOOK! KROW IS DEAD. HIS HEAD BOUNCED HIS BACK EXPLODED!
PAUL MARSHALL: Even The ref is cringing. JD yells and The ref falls to count The cover.
1.....
2.....
3... NO!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KROW JUST KICKED OUT.
PAUL MARSHALL: Awesome isn't holding up though he picks Krow in a bear hug and run him into The turnbuckle!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He's Set Krow up on The top and is looking for his finisher Awesomely Done a top rope northern lights. Awesome step up to The second rope he locks in The set up for The suplex. KNEE BY KROW! ANOTHER. And Another. Awesome falls back on his feet. Krow leaps going for a tornado DDT!
PAUL MARSHALL: But Awesome twirls around carrying him and set him back on The top. Standing drop kick to Krow's gut! He's been winded and is still sitting on The top rope!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Awesome jumps onto The second rope Hook KROW! AWESOMELY DONE!
PAUL MARSHALL: F*beep*in A!
CHAD BORDEAUX: That was a devastating Northern lights suplex. Now JD Rolls through so his feet aren't on The ropes Cover!
1.....
2....
3!!!!!!!!!
WHAT AN AMAZING FINISH! WHAT A COUNTER! WHAT A MATCH!
RING
ANNOUNCER: And you're winner: JD AWESOME!
IC Title
vs.
James Outlaw vs. Captain Crush
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is for The Real Action Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Championship. Introducing first, The challenger, James "Outlaw" Richardson!!!!
James music hits and he comes out clutching his rib area as he walks still feeling The effects of last weeks trip off The stage. Suddenly Captain Crush appears behind him.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wait! Crush is behind Outlaw on The stage! Turn around James!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Crush has his IC title and runs over James before he even knew what was going on! Excellent sneak attack!
CHAD BORDEAUX: It's damn sick is what it is! Crush is going to work on an already injured James Outlaw before The match even begins.
PAUL MARSHALL: Your point?
CHAD BORDEAUX: He's already a giant damn it! Can't he win a match fairly?
PAUL MARSHALL: Now where's The fun in that? Crush now stomping away at The ribs of Outlaw as Outlaw rolls down The ramp with each kick!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He could be breaking those ribs! Finally they reach The bottom and Crush drags Outlaw up. Put him in The ring Damn it!
PAUL MARSHALL: And ruin all The fun? Crush lifts Outlaw up over his head in The gorilla press and tosses him face down on The steel steps!! He catches The steps in his ribs and I think I heard something crack!
CHAD BORDEAUX: This is damn disgusting! Outlaw is hurt damn it! Crush dragging him to his feet and picks him up into what might be a reverse fall away slam- no instead The sick bastard charges and smashes Outlaw gut first into The damn ring post!! This is insane! Stop The match!
PAUL MARSHALL: How can you stop something that hasn't started yet? I'd like to see someone try to stop Crush anyway. Crush keeps Outlaw held in that position and drops him into a rib-breaker! And that name never had any more meaning!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush again dragging him up and finally tosses him into The ring and follows him inside. The bell finally rings and starts The damn match. Crush covers and it's over before it even started, thank God for Outlaws sake it's done!
PAUL MARSHALL: 1.... 2.... 3- no! It's not done! Outlaw kicked out!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Impossible! But The referee is saying it's true. Crush yanks Outlaw to his feet furiously and he grabs him for The belly to belly suplex-
PAUL MARSHALL: Over The head and my God with enough frickin' force that Outlaw flipped completely around and landed chest first! That'll hurt The ribs!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Mercifully The damn monster Crush covers. 1..... 2.... 3, thank God- oh no!
PAUL MARSHALL: Outlaw had The presence of mind to put his foot on The bottom rope! The match continues!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The kid didn't even have The strength in him to kick out But still he chooses to continue! I don't know if he's brave or stupid...
PAUL MARSHALL: Really really stupid!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The fans are really behind Outlaw this week! Either they've gained some respect from his performance last week or they just REALLY hate Captain Crush. Crush is absolutely livid to The fact Outlaw had his foot on The rope. He pulls Outlaw up- LOW BLOW!! Outlaw hit a low blow on The way up! He grabs Crush! He can't! It's impossible!!
PAUL MARSHALL: He tries anyway.! AND HE DOES IT!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Outlaw piledrives The giant Captain Crush!!! It's all Outlaw had left! Did you see Crush's head and neck absorb all The punishment?!
PAUL MARSHALL: Outlaw has to cover, Crush is completely out!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wait! Who is that big masked guy coming down The ramp?
PAUL MARSHALL: Outlaw has him covered! One.... Two..... Three- What?
CHAD BORDEAUX: The masked man pulled The referee from The ring before The 3! And he clocks The referee! DAMN IT! Who The Hell is that?
PAUL MARSHALL: This masked man gets in The ring and yanks Outlaw up by The throat. HOLY S--- WHAT A CHOKE SLAM!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: I've never seen one with such force. The masked man exits The ring pulls The referee up and shakes him back to earth before tossing him in The ring. Crush has rolled over and draped an arm on Outlaw! 1.... 2..... 3! Crush steals one! Outlaw has been decimated and Captain Crush steals The victory.
PAUL MARSHALL: Crush is getting up, and look... even he seems confused. I don't know if he knows who The guy in The mask was either!
CHAD BORDEAUX: We may need medical attention for James "Outlaw" Richardson-
PAUL MARSHALL: James don't think so! He's actually getting up behind Crush! I can't believe this guys actually standing up! He yanks The IC title from The referee's hands and slams it into The back of Crush's head! The Big Man goes down! What a cheap shot!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Oh blow it out your ass! The hurt Outlaw gets a little retribution!
World
Title
vs.
Ice Cold
vs. The Divine' Brandy Sangria
RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for our main event!!!! This match is set for one fall and is for The Real Action Wrestling Federation Championship!!!! Introducing first, The challenger, making her way to The ring at this time, here is Ice Cold!!!!
Cocky erupts and The fans begin to boo as Ice Cold walks down to The ring. Ice Cold climbs in and makes some obscene gestures for The crowd before turning to await her opponent. Highway to Hell begins to play and The fans are on their feet cheering.
RING ANNOUNCER: And her opponent, The Real Action Wrestling Federation World Champion, here is The 'Divine One' Brandy Sangria!!!!
The fans are chanting Brandy as The champion climbs into The ring and holds her title high. Brandy turns The belt over to The referee and faces The challenger.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy catches Ice Cold charging at her, sidestepping her and dropping her with a clothesline. Ice Cold goes down and Brandy is right on her stomping on The back of her head. Brandy pulls her back to her feet and whips her hard into The turnbuckle.
PAUL MARSHALL: Brandy charges in and hits a back elbow into The face of Ice Cold. Brandy grabs her hair and goes for it, Divine.. No Ice Cold tosses her over The ropes and out to The floor!!! Nice move!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy hit The concrete hard and Ice Cold quickly slides out. She pulls The champ up by The hair and tosses her hard into The steel ring steps. Brandy hits hard and Ice Cold grabs her and starts slamming her face into The steps over and over. She finally rolls The champ back into The ring.
PAUL MARSHALL: Ice Cold goes for The Frozen Tear drop But Brandy gets The knees up and Ice Cold takes two knees to The ribs. Ice Cold rolls off and is laid out on The mat. Brandy quickly pulls herself up using The ropes. Brandy kicks Ice Cold twice in The ribs and then pulls her back up.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy slams a couple knees hard into The ribs of Ice Cold before tossing her into The corner. Brandy grabs The second ropes and uses them to pull herself in hard slamming repeated shoulders into The ribs of Ice Cold. Finally she relents and then tosses her out of The corner with a hard monkey flip!
PAUL MARSHALL: Brandy climbs to The second rope and shows off for The crowd. The fans love her. She's one hell of a woman, But doesn't deserve to be The champ. They should have a real wrestler as The champ.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Keep it up. I can't wait till she hears you and beats The living hell out of you. It's gonna be beautiful.
PAUL MARSHALL: I could easily take her. I'm a man and she's a woman. Look at her, standing here yelling at me while Ice Cold has snuck up behind her and nails her in The back. Ice Cold takes her off The top with a neckbreaker!! Ice Cold covers, feet on The ropes, 1....2..... Brandy barely escapes. She's gonna lose it all tonight.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Ice Cold pulls up Brandy and tosses her into The ropes. Ice Cold takes her down with a clothesline. Ice Cold quickly on Brandy and locks on a modified S.T.O.!! She's cranking on it hard!!
PAUL MARSHALL: The champ's gonna have to quit like a little whiny baby!! I love it!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: She's fighting it and she's made it to The ropes. The ref's forcing Ice Cold to break it. Brandy up quickly But Ice Cold right at her, No Brandy ducks and flips Ice Cold over The top rope. Ice Cold catches The ropes though and lands on The apron. She grabs Brandy by The hair and spins her around. Brandy quick knee to The rib. Brandy grabs Ice Cold and leaps up on The turnbuckle, Divine Rewind to The Floor!!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: She slammed Ice Cold's head into The steel steps!!! Ice Cold has been busted wide open!!! She's out cold and we need some help out here!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy is up and headed this way. Tell her how weak she is now Paul!!
PAUL MARSHALL: I ain't afraid...
CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy has grabbed Paul by The throat and yanks him over The table. Bunch of hard hands to The face of Paul and she grabs him getting up on The announce table!! Divine Rewind!!! Brandy has laid out Paul Marshall and she rolls back into The ring and holds her hands high!! She has laid out everybody!!! The ref is calling for The bell and here come The EMTs!!! Fans, we are out of time!!!!