Wednesday
Wargames
September
25 , 2002
U.N.O. Lakefront Arena
New Orleans, Louisiana
The fans in New Orleans erupt as the pyros shoot off and the RAWF logo appears on the RAWFtron. The fans are deafening as the camera pans quickly around them and centers in on the broadcast position.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Real Action Wrestling!!! We've got one hell of a show for you tonight!!! We've got all kinds of action coming your way!!
PAUL MARSHALL: That we do. Tonight's gonna be a big night with two different title matches on the show!! Tonight's main event sees the Outlaw getting one last shot at the monster known as Captain Crush. You know, I used to really hate the Crusher but his new attitude impresses even more.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Not surprising at all. Crush lets his morals go out the window and all of a sudden you're a fan. Crush needs to take a look at the example he's setting for the kids.
PAUL MARSHALL: Screw the kids!! It's all about the gold and he's been mighty successful since his transformation.
CHAD BORDEAUX: And in our other title match of the night, J.D. Awesome gets the hardcore title shot he earned last week by pinning Kronic Krow. Tonight he faces the Junkyard Dawg in what is sure to be a memorable match.
PAUL MARSHALL: And Krow tonight gets to prove himself against the Doctor from Detroit. That should be interesting to say the least.
CHAD BORDEAUX: And tonight in our opening match we have the debut of someone who is sure to be a new hot star here and her name is Halie. She's gonna be taking on the man known as Night Stalker. Although giving up a huge size advantage, Halie is confident that she is gonna win.
PAUL MARSHALL: Guess it's time to find out....
vs.
Night Stalker vs. Halie
RING ANNOUNCER: The following is a Scheduled for one fall. First making his way to the ring at this time weighing in at 198 LB here is Night Stalker.
The Crowd shows little support for the lanky bastard.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Night Stalker hasn't lived up to anyone's expectations. After suffering a close and some what fluke defeat two weeks ago he has lost his focus. He's clad in mostly black. Black Pants and T-shirt with some slogan written on it.
PAUL MARSHALL: As most wannabe gothic losers are. So much for Night Stalker's 24th return.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I think that only his second run here Paul.
PAUL MARSHALL: Sure whatever. People come and go here it makes your head spin. Next thing you'll tell me David Laursen will be coming back. Or Brian Jacobs will try his 57th comeback. Hell what happened to the great Trever Leiss? I notice Daemon's name on the roster, what is this is 37th come back?
CHAD BORDEAUX: That's beyond the point Paul. Criticism may be that RAWF has problems developing new talent, but the new talent seems just to refuse to develop.
PAUL MARSHALL: I never understand these guys that sign up lose once then leave. Or Never even try to make their presence felt. Youth today is just too lazy and impatient. Makes you long for the good old days. Remember when there was crazy f*beep*k running around maiming people? What the hell happened to tradition. Everyone says put the new guys in the spot light but who really ever deserved the chance? Hell JYD seems to fade just when he gets his chance. Then he comes back and complain that he getting screwed. Back in the Day we had a strong world champion. Darksider, Tommy Payne, Tony Rocky Horror, things were good. Hell even when Showtime was here we had stuff to talk about with his new scheme of the week. These new guys just seem kinda dull.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I not sure that was much better. The New just needs the chance, and besides we've had several crazy "f*beeps*ks" trying to maim people here. And are you saying Brandy isn't a strong world champion? You might just get you're head kicked in again.
PAUL MARSHALL: That is if she even shows up? Where is she?
CHAD BORDEAUX: I don't know Our Champion was strangely silent this week.
PAUL MARSHALL: She probably is having deep emotional issues after that heinous attack last week. She must be beside herself with guilt.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Right. Lets allow the next participant to come to the ring before we ignore them.
RING ANNOUNCER: Next. Introducing at this time in her first Match in the RAWF, weighing in at 120 lb., standing 5'3 here is Halie.
PAUL MARSHALL: Speaking of new people, here the latest soon to drop out.
CHAD BORDEAUX: That's uncalled for. She has potential.
PAUL MARSHALL: They ALL HAVE potential. F*beep*k potential. The NBA sucks because everyone has potential but no one is proven. Potential blows my friends.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Ahh no it get you in the door, but you have to take advantage of your potential.
PAUL MARSHALL: And no one ever does that anymore they are too lazy. They want the fame but not to have to work for it.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Thank you Father Paul.
PAUL MARSHALL: Call the match jacka.... Whoa, Halie is...
CHAD BORDEAUX: my colleague is trying to tell you the New Comer Halie is Well put together. She's clad in black wrestling pants and a tank top like outfit with neon green trim. Hands taped up in black and some ninja shoes.
PAUL MARSHALL: And Exotic looking. I was getting used to the blond haired big boobed set we get in here. Not that the Blond haired big boobed set is bad.. Just good for a change.
CHAD BORDEAUX: You are really sad. Anyway I'm not quite sure where Halie comes from but she looks kinda familiar, I'm told she has a strong background in Shootfighting.
PAUL MARSHALL: They have female shootfigthing?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Yes. And Halie is some what adept at it from what I understand.
*Ding Ding*
PAUL MARSHALL: Thank god here we go. Now I get to see her jump around.
CHAD BORDEAUX: You are sick.
PAUL MARSHALL: I know.
CHAD BORDEAUX: the ref is giving each wrestler some last minute instruction. And Halie offers her hand.
PAUL MARSHALL: That's unheard of... in RAWF. Sportsmanship?
CHAD BORDEAUX: that refreshing. Night Stalker, just stares at her. Then reluctantly shakes her hand. Then he grins. That an odd picture.
PAUL MARSHALL: Yea size advantage is obvious. Stalker is towering over her. She has to reach up just to shakes his hand. HAHA. He gonna squash her like a bug.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Hmmm. Night Stalker is off the bat taunting his shorter opponent. He
has a significant height advantage here. He's not letting go of her hand while
at the same time holding his other hand at the middle of his chest just to
draw attention to the height differential.
PAUL MARSHALL: But only a 80 lb weight advantage. Lanky Bastard.
CHAD BORDEAUX: But he doesn't seem to be taking her too seriously. Putting his hand well over his her head to point out the height difference. Halie looks very not amused here. Stalker pats the top of her head. Grinning. He Won't let go of her hand either. He suddenly pulls her toward him but whiffs with short arm clothesline. And Halie Twists his wrist then switches it up in one motion into an arm drag take down but can't get a cross arm break applied before Night Stalker powers out and is on his feet.
PAUL
MARSHALL: I don't think Night Stalker was ready for that Chad. Though he hasn't
been ready for anything really. Oh how cute he's calling for a test of strength.
CHAD BORDEAUX: He's obviously taunting her again. But insists on the test of strength. Halie frowns. Stalker laughs mocking remembering she's only 5'3 and he's near 7 feet. He drops to his knees but still calls for the test of strength. Halie looks unamused and asks the ref to ask him to get up. But Stalker still insists on the test of strength.
PAUL MARSHALL: I have the notion that this will be a bad idea.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Halie rolls her eye and starts rotating her neck and arms in a dare I say Goldbergian fashion.
PAUL MARSHALL: She just intense Chad. That's hot. In I could break you're neck kinda way. You know she looks like some one but I can't think of who.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Right. Stalker calls again for the test of strength. The Crowd is getting restless. Halie shrugs and cautiously walks up to him. HE grins putting his hand into the air.
PAUL MARSHALL: But he's on his knees so she can reach it now what a gentleman.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Halie grasps his hand, but before this buffoonery can continue , Night Stalker's head cracks back as Halie just nearly took it off from insanely stiff kick. She has his hand so he can't fall over. Another Insanely stiff kicks,. Tooth just shot across the ring. A third Stiff kick to the face now she lets him fall face forward. He's been busted open.
PAUL MARSHALL: Halie just backs up. Where the killer instinct? She cracks her knuckles.
CHAD BORDEAUX: She's setting up. Night Stalker is trying to get to his feet, but he out on his knees. He back to on knees base groping for something to help him up more. Halie takes off jumps into the air as he's standing up, and Boom Knee to the face. That move is called the shining wizard in Japan Paul.
PAUL MARSHALL: That was sick. Now Halie she moves in. Stalking him. OH SWEET IRONY.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Halie pulls Stalker to his feet. He tries to fight back, wild swing she ducks it landing a another stiff kick to this side and a lightnigth fast kick to the knee. He stumbles and Halie grabs him. Lowers her center of gravity and takes him over with picture perfect belly to belly suplex.
PAUL MARSHALL: Stalker isn't dead. Yet. He slowly crawls back to his feet with That perfect deer in the headlights stare.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Halie is relentless. She backs up a step. Stalker boom what beautiful leaping round house kick to the back of the head. Almost insiguri like. Stalker collapses again. She picks him up Spinning arms Dragon Now She rolls through it into a Butterfly lock.
PAUL MARSHALL: Stalker isn't even alive.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well that's semi astute. The Ref checks Stalker and doesn't even need to lift his hand. He's calls for the bell.
*Ding Ding.*
RING ANNOUNCER: Winner of this match at the time of 3 minutes 42 seconds by Knock out here is Halie.
She shrugs the ref raises her hand.
CHAD BORDEAUX: An impressive debut.
PAUL MARSHALL: I hope we see more of her. Much much much much more of her.
Singles
Match
vs.
Dr. Detroit
vs. Kronic Krow
CHAD BORDEAUX: There's the bell. Funny thing about this match is that neither of these guys are particular fan favorites.
PAUL MARSHALL: The fans don't know what they like.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Sure they do. Krow and the Doctor circling each other in the ring and they go in for the collar and elbow tie-up. Neither man getting the advantage but they don't let up.
PAUL MARSHALL: You mean they didn't until the referee came in and asked for a clean break. And he gets it.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Both men starting each other down.
PAUL MARSHALL: This time they say screw the tie-up and they go straight for some good ol fashioned right hands.
CHAD BORDEAUX: And it looks like Dr. Detroit is getting the upper hand as he Irish whips Krow into the corner.
PAUL MARSHALL: Correction Krow whips Dr. Detroit into the corner.
CHAD BORDEAUX: That he does and he moves in fast for some big move but the doctor catches him with a big time roundhouse kick.
PAUL MARSHALL: Look at him get right on Kronic Krow with those right hands to the face. He's trying to cover up but those shots are getting in.
CHAD BORDEAUX: But Detroit gets bored with punching him in the face and gets back to his feet to plan his strategy.
PAUL MARSHALL: This could be a mistake. He should be pressing the advantage.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well now he...wait a minute Krow grabbed Detroit's legs and is rolling him up for the pinfall ...a cover.....1,2.. no and kickout from Doctor Detroit.
PAUL MARSHALL: Often the element of surprise can work in one's favor but not this time.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Detroit saved himself from a near fall there but is quick to latch himself onto the midsection of Krow for a couple of nice suplexes.
PAUL MARSHALL: And though he's not known for his aerial ability Dr. Detroit seems to be poised to operate from the second rope.
CHAD BORDEAUX: He flies with an elbow from the second turnbuckle and connects right in Kronic Krow's lungs with that nice elbow leap from the second rope.
PAUL MARSHALL: Krow can't catch a breath it took a lot out of him.
CHAD BORDEAUX: And now Krow is on his back with Detroit making the pinfall....1....2...it's over here 3..no wait it's over somehow Krow kicked out of that move.
PAUL MARSHALL: Right but watch Krow. He's holding that rib. He's really hurt.
CHAD BORDEAUX: The ref asking Krow if he wants to continue and of course he does.
PAUL MARSHALL: Referees have never really been MENSA members.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Do you even know what MENSA means?
PAUL MARSHALL: ....
CHAD BORDEAUX: Yeah I thought so. Krow has pulled himself to his feet only to be met with another roundhouse kick to his rib cage to be sent back on his back.
PAUL MARSHALL: And the good doctor is signaling for a piledriver.
CHAD BORDEAUX: "Good doctor" There is nothing good about this doctor. I don't even think he's a doctor.
PAUL MARSHALL: Sure he is. He's got a Ph.D. and everything.
CHAD BORDEAUX: A Ph.D.? In what pray tell?
PAUL MARSHALL: Right now I'd say kicking Kronic Krow's ass.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Can't argue that point. With Krow between his legs Detroit attempts a piledriver.
PAUL MARSHALL: Attempts is right because Krow just backdropped him and bought himself some time.
CHAD BORDEAUX: But Detroit so quick to his feet only gets floored by a clothesline. And another. And another. And a fourth Krow clothesline sends the doctor on his ass.
PAUL MARSHALL: It's gonna take more than clotheslines to put any man down. Especially one who took the hypocrite oath.
CHAD BORDEAUX: That's the Hippocratic oath.
PAUL MARSHALL: Like it matters.
CHAD BORDEAUX: But you do make a point because Detroit despite the fact he keeps getting knocked on his ass is getting up again and this time...wait ...STONER...STONER...with a desperation move Krow bought himself some time with his death valley driver...and this time Detroit is not moving.
PAUL MARSHALL: And once again Krow is down to a knee clutching that rib. I think I can see it almost start to swell from here from the impact of Detroit's elbow.
CHAD BORDEAUX: There's no denying that Krow took a bad Detroit landing on that one.
PAUL MARSHALL: Thank you Captain Obvious!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Shut up because even as we speak Krow is attempting to make it over to Dr. Detroit to cover him and does..the cover...1......2........3....Krow wins!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: No he didn't. No he didn't. The ref said that Detroit had his foot on the rope.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Both these men are feeling anxious to end this and the longer it goes the longer it favors Detroit especially if Krow can't get adequate breaths to continue.
PAUL MARSHALL: Detroit is gonna take Krow to school.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Or a hospital. Krow with the whip to the ropes catches Detroit on the rebound with a spinebuster and he's picking up the legs. Boston crab? Lion tamer?
PAUL MARSHALL: No he's gonna roll for snake eyes. He's gonna slingshot him into the turnbuckle.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Oh but the referee was in the way and now he's out cold.
PAUL MARSHALL: Ehhh referees are a dime a dozen.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Detroit is weebling and wobbling but he's not falling down.
PAUL MARSHALL: But he turns around and there's Krow.
CHAD BORDEAUX: A boot to the gut...Underground Expulsion!!! That sit down pedigree and Detroit is in trouble.
PAUL MARSHALL: But there's no referee.
CHAD BORDEAUX: This sold out crowd counting along but it wouldn't matter if you counted to 3 or 103 because the referee is the only one who can end this match. Krow is now trying to revive the referee. Hey what's Detroit doing?
PAUL MARSHALL: Looks like he's sliding out of the ring to me to get out of harms way. Hey he's coming this way.
Dr. Detroit walks past the announce table and grabs two steel chairs and slides them into different parts of the ring while Krow is still tending to the referee. He then reaches under the ring and grabs a bottle of baby powder.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well we've seen him use this stuff before.
PAUL MARSHALL: We have?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Indeed we have. And Kronic Krow who has now given up on the referee has noticed one of the steel chairs in the ring and he kicks it out.
PAUL MARSHALL: But like an idiot he doesn't see Detroit and turns his back on him.
CHAD BORDEAUX: But he picks it up and turns around LOOK OUT.
PAUL MARSHALL: HA THROW THAT POWDER DOCTOR BOY!
CHAD BORDEAUX: But Krow with awesome reflexes rocks Detroit with a chair shot to the head that busts him open and forces him to drop the powder.
PAUL MARSHALL: Look at the dent in that thing.
CHAD BORDEAUX: And now Krow tosses the chair aside and kicks the powder out and is taunting Detroit to hit him.
PAUL MARSHALL: Hit him! Teach this bitch a lesson!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Detroit swings wildly but the blood in his eyes is too much and of course he misses. Krow ducks and grabs him from behind. THE RAGE..IT'S THE RAGE ... he's got that sleeper locked in.
PAUL MARSHALL: Sleeper nothing that's a tazzmission.
CHAD BORDEAUX: No matter what you call it it's...
Ding Ding Ding
CHAD BORDEAUX: What happened?
RING ANNOUNCER: Your winner as a result of a submission ..Kronic Krow.
PAUL MARSHALL: While you were running your mouth the ref woke up and saw Detroit tap out to the rage.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Kronic Krow with a big win here tonight.
PAUL
MARSHALL: But he's not looking like a winner.
Hardcore
Title
vs.
J.D. Awesome vs. JYD Roman James
RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, our next match is set for one fall and is for the Real Action Wrestling Federation Hardcore Championship!!! Introducing first, the challenger, making his way down to the ring, here is J.D. Awesome!!!!
Get Free begins to play and the crowd erupts as J.D. Awesome makes his way out. Some zealous fans begin a J.D. chant as he smiles and climbs into the ring. Whatever begins to play and JYD is met by cheers from his fans as he makes his way out to the ring.
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, the Real Action Wrestling Federation Hardcore Champion, here is JYD Roman James!!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: This should be a great match. The two men have entered the ring and the bell sounds. The two men meet in the center of the ring and begin to slug it out. JYD misses with a wild swing and J.D. spins him around and grabs him in a reverse DDT and drops him hard.
PAUL MARSHALL: Awesome stomps JYD a couple times and then slides out of the ring. Awesome tosses a chair in the ring and then reaches under the ring and pulls out a trash can full of weapons. That's what I like to see. Awesome yanks a kendo stick out of the can and then tosses the rest into the ring where JYD is back to his feet.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Roman has pulled a kendo stick out of the can as well and dares J.D. to get into the ring. Awesome slides in and rolls out of the way of a wild swing from Roman. Awesome is quickly up and ducks another wild swing from Roman. Awesome catches JYD right in the face with the kendo stick knocking him back a step.
PAUL MARSHALL: JYD takes another shot to the face before stumbling to one knee. A third shot drops him and Awesome has the upperhand quickly. Awesome drops his stick and goes over and picks up the trash can. He slams it down on the Hardcore champ before pulling him back to his feet. Awesome whips JYD into the ropes, no reversal and the Dawg sends Awesome into the ropes.
CHAD BORDEAUX: JYD reaches down and picks up a chair and slams it hard into the face of Awesome as he bounces back. Awesome goes down and Roman quickly covers, 1....2... J.D. ain't going down That easy. Roman drags him back up and tosses him out of the ring. Roman slides out of the ring and pulls Awesome back up.
PAUL MARSHALL: JYD whips him hard into the steel steps and they come apart from the tremendous impact. Roman picks him up and slams him face first into the steel steps before tossing the challenger back into the ring. JYD goes over to the timekeeper's table and he has grabbed the ring bell. JYD nonchalantly gets into the ring holding the bell.
CHAD BORDEAUX: JYD waits for Awesome to get up and then charges at him with the bell!!
DING!
PAUL MARSHALL: Whoa!! Awesome came up with a drop toe hold and JYD's face hit the bell hard!! Looks like JYD's bell has been rung!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Bad pun. JYD sits up and his head has been busted open. J.D. has picked up the chair and he nails Roman with it!! Roman looks to have been knocked cold and J.D. quickly picks him up and sets him on the top rope. J.D. sees the trash can and moves it into position before grabbing Roman, Awesomely Done!!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Northern Lights suplex onto the trash can!!! J.D. covers, 1....2....3!!!! I can't believe it!! We have a new Hardcore Champion!!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: J.D. pulls off the upset of the century!!! Absolutely Awesome!!!
Intercontinental
Title
vs.
James 'Outlaw' Richardson vs. Captain Crush
RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for our main event!!!! This match is set for one fall and is for the Real Action Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Championship!!!! Introducing first, the challenger, here is James 'Outlaw' Richardson!!!!
Papercut begins to play and the crowd roars in approval as the pyros shoot up into the air and the RAWFtron is lit up with the entrance video for the Outlaw. James Richardson walks out and slaps Hands with the fans as he walks down to the ring. He climbs into the ring and holds his Hands high as he ascends the top turnbuckle. As his music dies down he hops off the turnbuckles and faces the entrance awaiting his opponent. Jesus or a Gun begins to play and the fans boo as the announcer begins to speak.
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, the Real Action Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Champion, here is Captain Crush!!!!
Crusher walks out to the boos of the fans. The giant stands on the stage as the white and red pyros shoot up past the RAWFtron obscuring it temporarily. As the pyros stop scenes of the giant chokeslamming people flash on the screen. Finally it shows him chokeslamming Outlaw off the cage and the scene repeats over and over as Crush laughs and walks down to the ring. He climbs up onto the ring apron and mocks Outlaw and then turns and mocks the crowd.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Outlaw dropkicks Crusher in the back of the head and the big man falls off the apron and hits the security rail face first. He bounces back and stumbles up to the ring apron. Outlaw runs off the opposite side and then nails a baseball slide into the back of the giant. Crush falls down on the floor and Outlaw slides out of the ring and drags up the champ.
PAUL MARSHALL: Outlaw slams Crush face first into the security rail and then slides him into the ring. Outlaw follows him in and there's the bell to officially start this one off. Outlaw stomps away on Crush before pulling him back to his feet and tossing him into the ropes. Outlaw with a dropkick drops Crusher. Outlaw with a cover, 1... Crush tosses him clear across the ring and sits up.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crusher looks furious as he gets to his feet. Outlaw charges in but gets a big boot to the face for his troubles. Outlaw goes down and Crush goes to stomping his ribs. Crush drives a knee down into his ribs and then pulls him back up. Crush tosses Outlaw into the corner and charges in and hits a standing splash in the corner on the challenger.
PAUL MARSHALL: Now Crush is taking liberties slamming repeated elbows into the face of the Outlaw. Crush with a hiptoss throws him out of the corner and he hits the mat hard. Crush comes out of the corner and drives an elbow down into the ribs of the challenger. Outlaw is laid out and Crush pulls him up by the hair ignoring the warning from the referee.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush picks him up and delivers a horrifying gut wrench suplex. Outlaw bounces hard off the canvas and Crusher makes the cover, 1....2.. Outlaw kicks out. Crusher gets right in the ref's face threatening him but it was only a two count.
PAUL MARSHALL: The ref better start to see things Crush's way or he might get hurt. Crush has the ref backed up in the corner and is yelling at him. Finally Crush turns back to his opponent who has got back to his feet but Crush with a big boot to the side of the head drops the Outlaw. Crush puts a boot in the face of Outlaw and grinds it in trying to torture his opponent.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush pulls Outlaw up by the hair and tosses him into the ropes. Big clothesline, no, Outlaw ducks it and he comes off the opposite side with a flying forearm That takes Crush off his feet. Crush is back up quickly but Outlaw is right on him with rights and lefts. He backs him into the ropes and then backs up and charges in with a clothesline That flips Crusher out of the ring.
PAUL MARSHALL: But the giant lands on his feet. He stumbles back a couple feet and Outlaw leaps over the top rope with a suicide dive but gets caught by the Sasquatch!! Crush with a big powerslam on the concrete!!!! He may have broken the challenger in half!! Crush stands up and smiles before taunting the crowd.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crusher pulls up the Outlaw and press slams him over the top rope and back into the ring. Crusher grabs the top rope and pulls himself up onto the apron and steps over the ropes and into the ring. Crush plants one boot onto the chest of the Outlaw and tells the ref to count, 1....2.. Outlaw twists the ankle of the champ dropping him and Outlaw comes up with an ankle lock!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Outlaw is really cranking on the hold and the champ looks to be in trouble. Crush is in a lot of pain and he may have to give it up. Crush is fighting it and has drug himself to the ropes and the ref is forcing Outlaw to break the hold. Outlaw does and Crush struggles to his feet. Crush backs up into the corner and is using the turnbuckles for support.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Outlaw charges in for a splash but Crush pulls the ref in the way and the ref goes down!!! Outlaw is checking on him but Crush has slid out of the ring and has grabbed a steel chair!! Like the monster needs a weapon!!
PAUL MARSHALL: He might not need it but it's gonna be great when he uses it. Crush slides in and as Outlaw turns around Crush swings but outlaw ducks. Outlaw with a boot to the midsection causes Crush to drop the chair. Outlaw with a DDT on the chair!!! Crush is out and Outlaw covers but there is no referee!! 1...2....3...4...5!! But it doesn't matter! Ha Ha!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: And here comes That damn masked man who helped Crush out last week!! He slides in and picks up the chair as James is checking on the ref. James turns around and gets his clock cleaned by the masked man!!! Outlaw goes down like a ton of bricks!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Who the hell!?!?! Someone has slid into the ring and he levels the masked man with a clothesline!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: OH MY GOD!!! That's the Crippler!!! The Crippler!!!! The Crippler has returned and he tosses the masked man out of the ring. He's picked up the chair and he turns as Crush has made it back to one knee. He just busted the chair over his head!!!! He knocked the seat clear out of the chair as he broke it over Crush's head!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: What the hell is going on!?! The Crippler has slid out of the ring and he is battling with the masked man!! The ref is coming to as Outlaw drapes an arm over the fallen giant, 1....2....3!!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: We have a new champion!!! I can't believe it!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Crush has been screwed!!! This ain't right!!! Someone needs to take this Crippler out once and for all!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Fans, we are out of time!!! We'll see you next week right here on Wargames!!!