Wednesday Wargames
October 9 , 2002
Astrodome
Houston, Texas
Houston's Astrodome combusts into explosive cheers as well as pyrotechnics as RAWF Wednesday Wargames kicks off and the camera frantically pans throughout the arena showing off the various signs.
Brandy = Bitch!!!!
Halie Was Just Another Flash in the Pan
Crush: Big and Stupid!
Cripple me Crippler!!
Awesome is Awesome!!
Finally the camera comes to a rest at the announcing position where Chad Bordeaux and Paul Marshall begin talk of tonight's event.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Hello everyone and welcome again to RAWF Wednesday Wargames! Chad Bordeaux here with my announcing partner Paul Marshall...
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah... yeah...
CHAD BORDEAUX: What are you so depressed about?
PAUL MARSHALL: I was looking over tonight's card and Halie is no where to be found!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well Paul as impressive as she was, both in appearance and ability, the RAWF hasn't heard from her in over a week!
PAUL MARSHALL: Why damn it?
CHAD BORDEAUX: I don't know if you can find her, ask her that... she could become someone in this industry... Any way onto tonight's lineup! We've got two blockbuster matches here tonight!
PAUL MARSHALL: Wow... 2.
CHAD BORDEAUX: And what lacks in quantity is certainly made up in quality! 2 Matches and 2 titles! First up, James Outlaw VS Dameon for the intercontinental championship!
PAUL MARSHALL: Did you see Dameon last week? He destroyed that poor Night Stalking Hawk or what ever his name was! You know, the lanky SOB!
CHAD BORDEAUX: That's all well and good Paul, but how will he fair against some real competition! We've seen what the IC Champion is able to do when he sets his mind to it! He's had some BRUTAL battles with Crush over the last few weeks and when the smoke was clear he came out with that IC title!
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah but how many times did he LOSE to Crush?
CHAD BORDEAUX: That's not the point! The point is tonight it's going to be Dameon and Outlaw for that title, and I would not miss it if I were you!
PAUL MARSHALL: Enough about that! What about the main event! I've had my doubts about the world champion over the past few weeks...
CHAD BORDEAUX: Yeah, doubts that got your ass beat.
PAUL MARSHALL: But I think I was wrong! Ever since Captain Crush smacked her to hell and back last week Brandy's been beside herself! Did you see her last promo? She's nasty!
CHAD BORDEAUX: A little too nasty if you ask me, and I don't think the fans are appreciating it.
PAUL MARSHALL: I don't care and apparently neither does she... Anyway Brandy and that big guy Crush are going at it tonight for the World title!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Will tenacity overcome brute force? I guess we'll find out in tonight's main event-
I'm on the Attack By Gillette begins to play as Chad is interrupted by The Boss's daughter Victoria heading out onto the stage. Fans begin to boo RAWF's former Commissioner from the last time she was seen at RAWF's last Pay Per View event. The diva ignores the boos she's receiving as she saunters to the ring. Climbing the ring steps, she gets into the ring where she is handed a microphone.
VICTORIA: Happy Birthday to me!!!
She holds her arms out wide and smiles expecting to receive a warm Happy Birthday from the collective crowd in the Astrodome, instead she gets even more boos.
VICTORIA: Geez, the way you all greet me, you'd think I double crossed and than ended the career of your hero sending him into a deep depression filled disappearance... Oh wait I did!
The crowd tosses stuff at Victoria, who seems appalled by this act.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Folks for those of you who don't know, This is Wrestling Legend's Ex-fiance who at Hardcore Independence 2002 stabbed her Boyfriend in a the back in a match that if he would have won would have made him the owner of Real Action Wrestling Federation. She knocked him off a scaffold and Darksider has not been seen since.
VICTORIA: Well regardless of if you like it or not what's done is done! Darksider never gave me the ATTENTION I deserve! I'm the daughter of the owner of Real Action Wrestling damn it! You should all treat me like a queen! He should have treated me like a queen!
Still more boos.
VICTORIA: I should be the one who is getting all the cheers and attention! Not that bitch Brandy Sangria... Or all of you fans' new hero J. D. Awesome!
Fans explode in cheers at the sound of his name.
VICTORIA: I am the first ever Woman to hold any belt other than the Women's championship!
The fans reward this news with still more boos of hatred.
VICTORIA: That's what I thought! So in that case, J.D. Awesome, Get out here right now, I have a surprise for you!
Get Free by the Vines begins to play and the fans are on their feet cheering and flashing their camera's as J.D. Awesome comes out onto the stage holding his Hardcore title high. He then continues down to the ring and slides in to face Victoria, he has a puzzled look on his face.
VICTORIA: Don't look at me like your some kind of moron! If you've noticed your name has not yet appeared in a match yet this evening. That's because my Daddy has given me a birthday present!
Awesome still looks confused.
VICTORIA: For my present, I am allowed to sign any match I want tonight! I have the perfect one in mind. Awesome, since you are getting all the cheers I deserve, I think I'll need to dispose of you like I did with Darksider.
Awesome puts a "Yeah Sure" look on his face and turns out to the audience, they give him their support with cheers.
VICTORIA: But I don't have to get rid of you myself... because there is someone I know will do it for me, given the opportunity, and a reward for doing so! So tonight, J.D. Awesome, you face Crippler for that Hardcore title! But not just in any match... If you'll all direct your attention to the structure hanging up their in the rafters... this match will be... A DEATH CUBE MATCH!
CHAD BORDEAUX: A WHAT?!
PAUL MARSHALL: Hey I didn't even see that up there!
CHAD BORDEAUX: A DEATH CUBE MATCH! HARDCORE TITLE! AWESOME VS CRIPPLER!
PAUL MARSHALL: Isn't Crippler supposed to be one crazy son of a bitch in one of those things?
CHAD BORDEAUX: You better believe he is, I think that is Victoria's plan.
Finally the crowd's excitement has died down...
VICTORIA: So my Birthday wish will come true once EMTs are scraping your mangled body off the steel mess floor of that death cube-
Suddenly a hand bursts through the mat in the ring behind Victoria. The crowd instantly is worked into a frenzy drowning out the rest of Victoria's speech.
CHAD BORDEAUX: What the Hell?! Someone has broken through the bottom of the ring mat!
PAUL MARSHALL: And now the Hole is being ripped bigger!! Who's doing that and how?! Victoria doesn't even have a clue she's still trying to yell at Awesome over the screams...
CHAD BORDEAUX: A body's pulling itself up! THAT'S DARKSIDER!!! DARKSIDER IS PULLING HIMSELF UP THROUGH A HOLE IN THE RING!
PAUL MARSHALL: He looks different!
CHAD BORDEAUX: IT'S DARKSIDER! HE'S TOWERING OVER VICTORIA FROM BEHIND!
Darksider, with jet black hair, and a chin beard stands behind Victoria. He has a tight black leather sleeveless shirt on and dark purple leather pants. His eyes seem glazed over a hazy white.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Awesome kindly points behind Victoria telling her to turn around! Slowly she does, and all the color drains from her face when she sees who it is! She's frozen!
PAUL MARSHALL: Get out of there Victoria!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: She is frozen in fear! DARKSIDER KICKS HER IN THE GUT! LISTEN TO THESE FANS! KILLING MACHINE!!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Oh God that had sick impact on her head! Is that any sort of birthday gift?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider pulls her up by the throat with one hand!! HE LIFTS HER INTO THE AIR! Chokeslam!!! CHOKESLAM RIGHT THROUGH THAT HOLE HE CAME THROUGH IN THE RING!
PAUL MARSHALL: My God! How can the fans be cheering this! Darksider is just standing there with some glazed over look in his eyes taking in these cheers! J.D. Awesome is jumping up and down around him celebrating like an idiot!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Awesome reaches out and takes Darksider's hand shaking it! Darksider and Awesome are together!
Someone in a red and black mask with a microphone comes onto the stage and interrupts the celebration.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Is that...?
GRAVE DIGGER: Darksider! Finish the Job... take care of Mr. Awesome.
CHAD BORDEAUX: What?! Jesus Darksider just grabbed Awesome by the throat! He lifts him!
PAUL MARSHALL: Chokeslam over the ropes and to the outside! That had to hurt! So I guess they aren't together...
CHAD BORDEAUX: What is the meaning of this!? Why is Grave Digger laughing?
GRAVE DIGGER: Very Good! Now come along Darksider, I'm sure EMT's need to attend to Victoria, and someone's going to have to fix that ring before the show continues...
Almost mechanically Darksider exits the ring and goes up the ramp to greet Grave Digger on the stage. The fans are booing Darksider now after he took orders from Grave Digger and attacked Awesome. Together they walk into the back.
CHAD BORDEAUX: That is the strangest thing I've ever seen... Folks we need some moments to get some help for Victoria and clean up this ring! We'll be right back.
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Intercontinental
Title
vs. 
Dameon
vs. James 'Outlaw' Richardson
RING ANNOUNCER: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the Real Action Wrestling Intercontinental Championship, introducing first already in the ring weighing in at 385 pounds, Dameon.
The camera shows Dameon in the ring bouncing off the ropes and obviously pumped up for the match.
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent
Papercut by Linkin Park plays as James Richardson comes out to a decent reception with the title held firmly around his waist.
RING ANNOUNCER: Weighing 230 pounds he is the Real Action Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Champion, James "Outlaw" Richardson.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well it should be an exciting match tonight between two fine competitors.
PAUL MARSHALL: Why? Did "Real Deal" and Tony Rocky Horror decide to come back and light things up again?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Umm no
PAUL MARSHALL: Well I know you couldn't possibly be talking about these two in the ring right now.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well of course I am. Why would you think otherwise?
PAUL MARSHALL: Hello?! Look at these guys why WOULDN'T I think otherwise?
CHAD BORDEAUX: *sighs* Anyway, Richardson has unstrapped the title from his waist and the referee is now holding it up.
PAUL MARSHALL: And the next Intercontinental champion, Dameon, has snatched the title and is showing everyone just what it will look like when he pummels Outlaw down for it.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well that remains to be seen Paul, as James comes on Dameon with some clubbing forearms to get the big man's attention and the referee calls for the bell.
PAUL MARSHALL: Well you call down the mountain, you get the mountain cause Dameon has turned around.
CHAD BORDEAUX: And Outlaw is on him with some stinging right hands to the face and he Irish whips the much bigger challenger across the ring.
PAUL MARSHALL: Well he attempts to but Dameon pulls him up short and hits him with a big clothesline sending the champion crashing to the mat.
CHAD BORDEAUX: But Outlaw back on his feet, determined to not lose his title so easily.
PAUL MARSHALL: But lose it he will Chad.
CHAD BORDEAUX: That, as I've said, remains to be seen. And he's back on Dameon with those right hands trying to take the big man off his feet.
PAUL MARSHALL: And again the big bear mountain just shoves Outlaw back to the mat.
CHAD BORDEAUX: The referee asking Outlaw if he wants to give up and of course the fighting spirit of the champion says "hell no I don't wanna give up".
PAUL MARSHALL: At this point he might want to consider it a viable option, because at this rate it will only be a matter of time.
CHAD BORDEAUX: All Outlaw needs is a change in strategy...
PAUL MARSHALL: And diapers.
CHAD BORDEAUX: ...to get back on his feet in this match.
PAUL MARSHALL: He is getting back on his feet because the next IC champion Dameon, is helping him to his feet.
Dameon Irish whips Outlaw across the ring and when he bounces back he throws him over the top rope.
PAUL MARSHALL: What a move, Dameon is doing the right thing here, showing his dominance over the smaller champion and wearing him down move by move.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Except that Richardson landed on his feet on the apron and is just waiting for Dameon to turn around.
PAUL MARSHALL: Turn around you idiot!
CHAD BORDEAUX: I think he heard you because...
Outlaw leaps onto the top rope from the apron and launches himself at Dameon flooring the big man with a hurricanrana.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Nice move by the champion and finally he shows some offense in this match.
PAUL MARSHALL: But look how quickly Dameon is back to his feet.
CHAD BORDEAUX: But just as quickly he gets floored by a big time pancake slam by Outlaw and that one shook the ring. And we've got a cover....1....2...3, the champion retains his title.
PAUL MARSHALL: No he doesn't cause Dameon tosses him halfway across the ring and does he look pissed!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He does and now the challenger once again charges the champion but gets a big time foot to the head for his trouble and Richardson is heading to the top rope.
PAUL MARSHALL: I often wonder what that idiot is thinking.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Tell me about it Paul, tell me about it.
PAUL MARSHALL: ...
CHAD BORDEAUX: Outlaw leaps from the top turnbuckle with a double axe handle to the chest of Dameon.
PAUL MARSHALL: But look at the strength of Dameon as he catches Outlaw first and locks those tree trunks he calls arms around the champion.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Outlaw squirming and fighting to get out of the bearhug but it just ain't happening.
PAUL MARSHALL: It's just like quicksand, the more Richardson fights it the more his challenger squeezes the life out of him. And that look on the face of Dameon tells me he wants to be the intercontinental champion again.
Outlaw continues to fight and squirm in the bear hug as he screams in agony but Dameon just holds on squeezing harder. After a while the fight dwindles out of Outlaw and he stops kicking and punching and screaming but the look of agony remains on his almost lifeless face.
PAUL MARSHALL: Right there that's it Chad, That's how you wear down a champion. You get him into a nice submission hold like that and you just lock it in, either till they tap or until they pass out.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well even if he wanted to I don't think James Richardson would tap out, but nonetheless referee Dwight Schultz getting a good look at the situation and he raises Outlaw's hand.
PAUL MARSHALL: And it falls once and Dameon couldn't be happier, knowing that he is just two falls away from being a two time intercontinental title.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Dwight raises Outlaw's hand and it falls a second time. Yes he is a former intercontinental champion but may I remind you he held the gold for only a week before losing it to Brian Eidson now.
PAUL MARSHALL: Good point but Brian Eidson is not here now is he? No he's not but Dameon has come back and he's going to win back his title.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Interesting conspiracy theory Paul. Dameon's eyes are about as big as half-dollars now as he realizes if...
PAUL MARSHALL: You mean "when" Chad
CHAD BORDEAUX: No I mean "if" Outlaw's arm falls just one more time the match is over and Dameon wins the title.
PAUL MARSHALL: It's up, it's up, it falls it falls, it falls...
The crowd ooohs and ahhhs as Outlaw comes back to life with a second wind and tries to elbow his way out of the bearhug.
PAUL MARSHALL: What? How the hell? That idiot all he had to do was just squeeze a little harder.
CHAD BORDEAUX: He's not done yet because the hug is still held in. Dameon walks over and drops Outlaw throat first onto the top rope, probably sucking what little breath he had in him right out.
PAUL MARSHALL: Outlaw prepare to be "Dameoned" by the next champion because he's charging your lifeless ass.
CHAD BORDEAUX: He does and he's toast, NO WAIT Richardson pulled down the top rope and sent Dameon flying to the mat below. He's now rethinking things.
PAUL MARSHALL: Chad, look.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Damn it, it's that masked man who's been causing random chaos around here for the past few weeks.
PAUL MARSHALL: You mean Crush's right hand man?
CHAD BORDEAUX: He's in the ring and connects with a monstrous powerbomb right in the middle of the ring with Outlaw. Now he's lifting him up and GOOD GOD that was one of the most devastating chokeslams I've ever seen.
PAUL MARSHALL: Heh I love it.
CHAD BORDEAUX: You do?
PAUL MARSHALL: Sure I mean Dameon couldn't get the job done but this mystery guy sure did.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Interesting point. And now the mystery guy is obviously enjoying his handiwork as he exits the ring and walks backwards up the ramp.
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner by disqualification and still the intercontinental champion, James "Outlaw" Richardson!
PAUL MARSHALL: Well you don't call someone down like that for a week and not expect them to retaliate.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Good point Paul.
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah I know.
Crush does a little dance in front of the mirror inside of his dressing room. He is excited about his match that is taking place this evening. Crush grabs his towel and heads out of his dressing room and begins to walk down the hall.
The camera follows Crush as he makes his way towards Brandy Sangria's dressing room. He stands in front of her dressing room with an evil smile. He takes his finger and rubs it across Brandy's name plate where it says "World Champion".
Crush begins to chuckle and turns his back to walk away...but as soon as he turns his forehead meets a tire iron!
Crush falls backward into a table full of food. Brandy walks over to him and as his eyes start to open, she stares down at him.
BRANDY SANGRIA: Who's the b*tch now!!
Brandy spits in his face and slams him repeatedly in the rib cage.
Hardcore
Title
vs. 
Crippler vs. J.D. Awesome
RING ANNOUNCER: The following contest is a Death Cube Match for the Hardcore Championship! This contest can only be finished by pinfall submission or knock out. Introducing first, the challenger, weighing in at 320 pounds, The Crippler!!!!
Come out and Play by the Offspring begins and the fans give The Crippler a reception out of respect for what this man has done.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Love him or hate him, he's the one true Deadman!
PAUL MARSHALL: He's also one crazy Son of a Bitch... especially in an all cage structure hanging 25 feet above the ring by one single chain!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Folks this was made a Death Cube match by the owners daughter Victoria as a birthday wish... Victoria has been taken to a hospital due to injuries she sustained from her ex-fiance Darksider earlier tonight...
PAUL MARSHALL: Who was being ordered around like a puppet by the deranged guy in a mask Grave Digger...
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, the RAWF Hardcore Champion! Weighing in at 220 pounds, J.D. AWESOME!!
Get Free by the Vines plays and the Hardcore champion comes to the stage carrying his Hardcore title. The fans cheer the new sensation as he cradles his ribs slightly with his left arm and comes down the ramp. He hands his Hardcore title off, climbs up into the ring, and through the door of the death cube that has been lowered down from the rafters where the referee and the Crippler are waiting.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Awesome clutching at those ribs due to that vicious chokeslam he received at the hands of Darksider... who is a changed man, and definitely not in a good way.
PAUL MARSHALL: The referee closes the door and locks it with a pad lock as that steel cube begins being hired up into the air... This structure never loses it's menacing vibe.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Steel cage walls, ceiling, and floor, there is no where to break your fall! And that's if you can keep your footing while the thing is rocking back and forth from the one chain that it's suspended from.
PAUL MARSHALL: A Truly sick mind must have made this up!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Yeah... Chaos.
PAUL MARSHALL: Exactly!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The cube has raised 25 feet and the bell sounds. Boy I'd hate to be that referee up in that Death Cube! The wrestlers lock it up in the center of the cube and it looks like they are starting what will prove to be an all out brawl in a technical style.
PAUL MARSHALL: Crippler has the obvious height and weight advantage as he pushes Awesome back into the cube wall. Crippler brings a knee up into the gut of Awesome breaking the lock up and doubling Awesome over.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crippler grabs Awesome by the head and rips him up and back into the cube steel mesh wall! Awesome's head hit so hard the whole cube swayed! Both men keep on their feet as the referee stumbles and Crippler keeps his hold on his head and slams it back into the wall of the cage again!
PAUL MARSHALL: And Again with even more force!! Crippler lets go Awesome who stumbles forward and than falls flat on his face. Look the Hardcore champ is busted open hardcore right on the back of his head! This match hasn't even been going on for a minute!
CHAD BORDEAUX: I told you Crippler didn't kid around! This match is going to be as quick as it is brutal if things keep up this way. Crippler backs up and runs forward leaping high into the air going for a knee to the back of J.D. Awesomes head...
PAUL MARSHALL: Awesome rolls out of the way and Crippler knees a steel cage floor instead! He could have busted a knee cap! J.D. fights to his feet and now he has a major head wound at the back of his head and some injured ribs to contend with.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crippler is getting up now clutching that right knee, and Awesome comes in to the side of Crippler, grabs him and side Russian leg-sweeps The Crippler backwards and both of them catch their heads and back into the side of the cage! That is a devastating variation of the leg sweep!
PAUL MARSHALL: But it takes some out of the person delivering the move as well. Now both Crippler and Awesome are sitting up against the cage wall of that swaying death cube with no one having a concise advantage.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Both are pulling themselves up using the cage wall and now Awesome brings a desperate right fist into the face of Crippler. Crippler stumbles but returns the punch and nearly sends Awesome back to the cage floor with that! Awesome should not be trying to win a slugging match against the Crippler!
PAUL MARSHALL: Yet he comes back with a left and than a right to the head of Crippler! Crippler is reeling but shoots back at Awesome with a back elbow up into the face! Awesome stumbles and Crippler takes his head off with a clothesline sending him crashing to the cage floor.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crippler dragging Awesome back up and scoops him up. Awesome struggling to and succeeds in slipping over the shoulder of Crippler! Awesome shoves Crippler from behind face first into the cube wall! Before Crippler can back up off the wall Awesome is on him and grinding his face back and forth in the mesh!
PAUL MARSHALL: When did he suddenly get so vicious?
CHAD BORDEAUX: He's trying to survive! Awesome grating Crippler's face against the steel cage wall of the cube and now he begins dragging him down one side of the wall. When he gets to the corner he picks Cripplers face off the fence for a second to pivot to the next wall where he continues dragging his face against the cage! Finally he comes back to where he started, pulls Crippler back a little and tosses him head first back into the wall swaying the cube and causing Crippler to fall back to the fence floor.
PAUL MARSHALL: Crippler is wearing the good old crimson mask! And Awesome is wearing the crimson hair piece from that cut at the back of his head! Crush down and where is Awesome going?
CHAD BORDEAUX: He's climbing the side of the cube!
PAUL MARSHALL: But he can't get out! There's a roof!
CHAD BORDEAUX: J.D. makes it to the roof and he starts climbing across the ceiling now!
PAUL MARSHALL: Who does he think he is? Spiderman?!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Awesome makes it to the center and lets his feet lose their grip and dangle down as he hangs on by his hands to the ceiling! Awesome lets go!
PAUL MARSHALL: He drops down from his hanging position at the roof and into a falling leg drop right across the neck of Crippler!! HOLY S---!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: That was just... just...
PAUL MARSHALL: Awesome?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Exactly!
PAUL MARSHALL: That definitely had to hurt Awesome as well though! But Awesome does still have his leg over the neck of Crippler who is just out of it! That counts as a cover! The referee falls to the cage floor!
CHAD BORDEAUX:1...
2....
3-
PAUL MARSHALL: Somehow he retains the title!
CHAD BORDEAUX: No! Crippler kicked out! I don't know how but Crippler has kicked out and Awesome pulls himself up and than grabs Crippler by the hair and drags him up! Awesome kicks Crippler in the gut doubling him over! Stunner-
PAUL MARSHALL: No, Crippler shoves Awesome away before the move is executed sending Awesome face first into the cage wall! J.D. Stumbles away from the wall and back first into Crippler...
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crippler wraps him around the waist and takes him back with a German suplex!!! Good God that impact was brain-damagingly strong on Awesomes head!
PAUL MARSHALL: And The Crippler keeps the lock on Awesomes waist and drags him up again! Another German suplex! This time he releases the hold early and sends Awesome flying back and landing right into the wall before falling onto his neck and head upside-down against the cube wall!
CHAD BORDEAUX: That smashed Awesome against the wall and folded him upside-down into an accordion! My this is brutal.
PAUL MARSHALL: Notice all the blood that has fallen to and stained the mat in the ring 25 feet below Chad.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crippler flips Awesome from upside-down against the cage wall to his back on the floor. Crippler covers! One.... Two... Three!? It's over-
PAUL MARSHALL: No! Kick out! Awesome has kicked out? I don't understand it! Stay down!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He's got heart Paul!
PAUL MARSHALL: Don't give me that bull S--- again! I don't hate the kid... I'm just saying for his sake, he should stay down and live to fight another day!
CHAD BORDEAUX: I don't think he sees that as an option!
PAUL MARSHALL: It's a damn guarantee! Crippler is pulling up back up now and sends him crashing back to the cage floor!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: My God what a Mountain Bomb!!!! Awesome might be dead!
PAUL MARSHALL: Crippler with the cover. 1....
2....
3-
CHAD BORDEAUX: No! Kick out!
PAUL MARSHALL: God he's signing his own death warrant!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crippler drags him up and has him ready to DDT his already scrambled head to the floor.... WAIT! NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX INTO THE BRIDGE! ONE..... TWO.... THRE- No! Crippler was able to kick out...
PAUL MARSHALL: Each one of these moves to that cube floor is a career threatening one!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well said... that is no damn wrestling mat! It's... It's a damn instrument of torture!
PAUL MARSHALL: Both men back to square 1 just trying to get back up! Both men have crawled to an opposite wall and is now pulling themselves up using the steel mesh. Crippler has made his way up first and he turns to see Awesome still fighting to drag himself up!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crippler charges like a bull to smash into J.D. Awesome! But Awesome senses him coming and dives out of the way! Crippler smashes himself face first into the steel wall! Awesome pulls himself up grabs him by the head, spins away from the wall and drives Crippler's bloody face in a bulldog down to the cage floor!!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Awesome is to out of it to cover! This match can only end by submission or pinfall, there isn't going to be any double count out here! Awesome is getting to his feet first and is dragging The Crippler up.
CHAD BORDEAUX: LOW BLOW! God Damn it Crippler is known to use anything to win and he does so with that low blow right between Awesome's legs! Awesome doubles over and Crippler sets him up between his legs. He pulls him up and cradles him... GOD CRADLE POWERBOMB!! GOOD GOD!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Holy S---!!! The impact of that piledriver has broken a hole in the steel mesh of the floor! Awesome's head has gone right through the steel mesh so that his head is stuck through the floor! THAT'S FRICKIN' INSANE!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crippler has dragged himself back up using the cage wall and he's telling the referee something. The referee bends down and takes the completely out of it Awesome by the arm and holds it up as high as it will go.
PAUL MARSHALL: He drops it and and falls back to the cage floor. He repeats it again and if falls! He pulls it up one more time....
CHAD BORDEAUX: And hit falls to the cage floor... Awesome is officially knocked out and the bell rings.
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner, and NEW RAWF Hardcore Champion!!!! The Crrrrrrippler!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The referee has now been able to pull Awesome's head back through that hole that was broken into the cube floor and roll him onto his back! Awesome's face has been scratched up and he's unconscious but he is breathing.
PAUL MARSHALL: I told you he should have stayed down for the 3 when he had the chance...
CHAD BORDEAUX: EMT's are already flooding to the ring with as the cube is quickly lowered and the door is broken open! The Crippler takes his title and begins stumbling up the rampway as EMT's get Awesome out of that cube and onto a stretcher... folks, Awesome could be hurt here... He is being put in in a neck brace just as a precaution.
PAUL MARSHALL: Poor kid... His career over before it could take off...
CHAD BORDEAUX: Now we don't know that damn it! Wait! He's stirring on the stretcher! He's talking to EMTs! J.D is conscious! And Awesome is sitting up and trying to stumble off that stretcher! I think he's okay! Awesome is okay!
PAUL MARSHALL: He's being pushed back onto the stretcher however... he's still going to have to go to the hospital-
CHAD BORDEAUX: And look at Crippler on the stage looking back! He could actually be concerned for this kid. Crippler seems to be cracking a half smile at the sight of Awesome sitting up on the stretcher... now folks there's a show of real-
PAUL MARSHALL: WHAT THE?! Darksider and Graver Digger have just come out of the curtain behind the Crippler! Darksider has a shovel and Grave Digger points at the back of Crippler!
*WACK!!!*
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider just cracked Crippler in the back of the head with the metal end of the shovel!!! GOD WHAT IS GOING THROUGH HIS HEAD! Crippler goes down!! We'll be right back for the main event!
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World
Title
vs. 
Captain Crush vs. 'The Divine' Brandy Sangria
RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, our next match is our main event and is set for one fall!!! This match is for the Real Action Wrestling Federation World Championship!!!! Introducing first, the challenger, here is Captain Crush!!!!
Jesus or a Gun begins to play and Captain Crush walks out to a chorus of boos from the fans. Crush doesn't seem to care as he climbs into the ring. Crush raises his arms and glares at the entrance way waiting for his opponent.
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, the Real Action Wrestling Federation World Champion, here is the Divine Brandy Sangria!!!!
Brandy walks out to a chorus of cheers from her hardcore fans but some boos from the fans she has offended in the past week. Brandy stops on the ramp and looks at the crowd before raising two fingers and telling the crowd what she thinks of them inciting a round of boos for her. She smiles pleased with herself and climbs into the ring.
CHAD BORDEAUX: The bell sounds and Crush charges at the champ but she falls down, drop toe hold!! Crush hits the mat face first and Brandy locks on an ankle lock. She twists hard but Crush rolls over and kicks her in the face breaking free.
PAUL MARSHALL: The monster is up but Brandy with a quick dropkick to the knee takes him down. She drives her own knee down into the side of his once and then again. Brandy with a spinning toe hold!! She cranks it on!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Smart work by Brandy. If she can take his leg out it'll even things up real quick.
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah but if the big guy gets to his feet, she's dead. Crush is a huge monster. He's got almost 300 pounds on Brandy. Besides, she's just a woman.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Do you never learn? You want her over here kicking your ass again?
PAUL MARSHALL: She got lucky and caught me off guard last time. That's what happened.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Sure, whatever. Brandy is still cranking on that spinning toe hold but Crush has fought his way to the ropes and the ref is forcing the break. Brandy breaks it and waits for Crush to stand and then immediately kicks his leg out from under him.
PAUL MARSHALL: Brandy grabs his foot and tries to pull him to the center of the ring but instead Crush yanks her in close and then kicks her hard in the face! Brandy flies backward and Crush gets to his feet. Brandy quickly up and charges in but this time Crush boots her in the face dropping her down. Crush quickly yanks her up by the hair and presses her over his head!
CHAD BORDEAUX: he just tossed her over the top rope and out to the hard concrete floor!! Just plain brutal!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Crusher has really developed a mean streak and now He's headed out of the ring to continue what he started last week. Crush drags Brandy up by the hair and He's pointing at the ring post. Irish whip, no reversal!!! Crush slams into the post face first!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush stumbles back and Brandy grabs him, reverse neckbreaker on the floor!! Brandy stomps away on his chest and ribs and then climbs up on the ring apron. She leaps off dropping a leg across the throat of Crush! She gets up and slides into the ring and tells the ref to count...
REFEREE: 1.....2.....3.....4.....
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush is up to his feet.
REFEREE: 5....6....7....8....9...
PAUL MARSHALL: The Sasquatch slides into the ring and the count stops. Brandy goes to stomp away on him but Crush grabs her leg and yanks it out from under her. Brandy falls and Crush is up quickly. Crush stomps away on the champ and then yanks her back up. Crush tosses her into the corner hard and charges in!! Now she's getting what she deserves!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush has Brandy in the corner and is slamming repeated knees into the midsection of Sangria. Now its repeated elbows to her face and finally he tosses her out of the corner with a hip toss. Crush covers, 1.... Brandy kicks out.
PAUL MARSHALL: Crush pulls Brandy back up and throws her hard into the ropes. Brandy ducks under a clothesline attempt and bounces off the opposite side and nails a flying forearm into the face of Crush. Crush stumbles back and falls into the ropes!! Crush's arms are caught in the ropes!! Crush is tied up!! That's not fair!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush is tied up and Brandy is letting him have it with multiple kicks to the face. The ref is trying to break it up so he can get Crush out of the ropes. Here comes that damn masked man!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: You're right and he is armed with a chair!! The masked man slides in and he clocks the ref from behind!!! The referee goes down!!! Brandy turns and gets clocked as well!!! Brandy stumbles and goes down after a second shot!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: This isn't right!!The masked man bends down over the unconscious Brandy and pulls his mask up partway to lean down and steal a kiss from Brandy!?!? What the hell is going on?
PAUL MARSHALL: What's going on is we're about to have a new champion!! The masked man frees Crush from the ropes and then grabs the chair and slides out of the ring. Crush picks up Brandy and there is, Crush-O-Matic 3001!!! He just planted her and he covers, but the ref is still out!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush is up and he doesn't look happy. He yanks the ref up by his shirt and slaps him across the face. The ref shakes his head a couple times and then watches as Crush covers, 1....2.... Brandy kicks out!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Crush is mad and he gets right up in the ref's face backing him into the corner with repeated threats. Crush looks like He's gonna haul off and smacks the ref.
CHAD BORDEAUX: He's using intimidation to try and get a win but Brandy is up behind him, low blow!!! And the ref didn't see it. Crush stumbles and falls to his knees. Brandy grabs him by the head and pushes the ref out of the corner, Divine - no!! Crush tosses her over the top rope and back out to the floor!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Brandy hits hard and Crush gets right back in the ref's face distracting him as the Masked Man picks Brandy up and slams the chair into her face before rolling her back into the ring. Wait!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Here comes the Crippler!! And He's armed with his Singapore cane!! Crippler just took out the masked man!!
PAUL MARSHALL: in the ring Crush is going for the Crush-O-Matic again but Crippler leaps up on the ring apron and he clocks Crush with the cane!!! Crush stumbles back as the ref is calling for the bell. He's called this a disqualification but Crippler doesn't care as he climbs into the ring and really lays into Crush with the cane!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The Masked Man has picked up his chair and slides into the ring as Brandy gets up. She doesn't look happy either.
PAUL MARSHALL: She should be happy Crippler saved her title.
CHAD BORDEAUX: But she's not happy he cost her the match. Brandy steps back as the masked man clocks Crippler. Crippler goes down and Brandy laughs and watches him get beat before climbing out of the ring. The fans are really letting Brandy have it for abandoning Crippler.
PAUL MARSHALL: Brandy once again gives the fans the finger and grabs her belt and heads up the ramp.
CHAD BORDEAUX: But in the ring the Crippler is getting decimated by the Masked Man and Crush. Crush holds Crippler up as the Masked Man rears back with the chair.
PAUL MARSHALL: A fan has jumped the rail and runs in the ring. He's clad in a hooded sweat shirt and yanks the chair out of the Masked Man's hands. The Masked Man turns and gets clocked as Crippler slams his head backwards into the face of the Crusher breaking free. Crippler turns and elbows Crusher in the face!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush stumbles but Crippler grabs him and whips him at the fan and the fan levels him with the chair!!! Crippler and the fan embrace!! Was this a setup?
PAUL MARSHALL: The hooded fan pulls off his hood showing his blond hair and a dangling earring. Who is that?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wait a second..... I know that guy....
PAUL MARSHALL: Looks familiar... maybe..
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wait a second!! That's ---
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