October
30 , 2002
MCI Center
Washington, DC
The Fans of Washington DC are Chanting "Start the Show start the show" as anticipation builds. Pyros goes off and the fans explodes into cheers. Cameras pan through the crowd finding various signs.
Dameon = Ratings
Say it ain't So Trever
Brandy Forever
4 More Years!!!
Bone Crusher: Got Steroids?
Ultra Violence
Where's Crush?
BURN IN HELL
The Camera pans to the announce position where Chad Bordeaux and Paul Marshall are both looking snazzy in designer suits.
CHAD BORDEAUX: The MCI Center is going to Explode here tonight as the RAWF fans world wide are pumped for the First RAWF PPV in quite some time and its on Tap to be big one. The RAWF is also 4 years old Welcome to RAWF Birth Day bash.
PAUL MARSHALL: Hopefully something evil will happen it is devil's night after all...
CHAD BORDEAUX: Anything can happen in the RAWF! And we have two big matches for you. First off The Returning David Wilson Vs the young up and coming Halie, will the twisted veteran up end the rookie?
PAUL MARSHALL: I certainly hope not he's sick bastard and should be locked up. I hope no wish that Halie Kicks his head clean off.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Next we have something of a grudge match as the returning Three time world champion Bone Crusher rumbles with the always dangerous Trever Leiss. Neither of these men like each other and have something of a history, there's definitely bad blood.
PAUL MARSHALL: I didn't see much of Trevor this week Hope he's not taking Bone Crusher too lightly.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Who would take Bone Crusher Lightly?
PAUL MARSHALL: Besides everyone?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Bah. And in our IC title match The Outlaw James Richardson defends his IC against personal rival Rod Corington. In what should be a very smash mouth match.
PAUL MARSHALL: Speaking of Smash mouth, let me do one.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Fine.
PAUL MARSHALL: In what many, including myself think is the match of the night. The hardcore title will be defended. This match should be violent and gruesome and otherwise great. As Darksider who's just scary these days takes on The Crippler who been impressive lately and the Rookie and already former Hardcore champion JD awesome.
CHAD BORDEAUX: that should be great each man with something to prove as Crippler held grudge against Darksider since he was killed by him long ago live on PPV! Darksider if he wasn't bad enough will have Gravedigger patrolling the outside for him and that just a bad combination. And JD has something to prove since losing that belt, a belt some speculate he shouldn't have won or wouldn't have won several months ago.
PAUL MARSHALL: You now he has to hear those snickers behind his back. But lets see what he's made of. Let hope these guys kill each other.
CHAD BORDEAUX: And in our main event
PAUL MARSHALL: *Snicker*..
CHAD BORDEAUX: Stop it. The World heavy weight Champion Brandy Sangria takes on both Captain Crush and The Returning big man Dameon. Brandy is looking for respect. Crush has been mysteriously quiet but is still a factor. This is Dameon's first world title match despite having drifted in and out of the RAWF for years. Could this be his night? The night dreams are made off or will devil's night be a sick trick not treat.
PAUL MARSHALL: We'll see....
CHAD BORDEAUX: All this and more Tonight as RAWF enters it's fourth year! THIS IS RAWF BIRTHDAY BASH!
The Crowd roars in approval.
Hardcore
Title Shot Barbwire Match
vs.
Halie
vs. David Wilson
RING ANNOUNCER: The following barbwire match is for a shot at the Real Action Wrestling Federation Hardcore Championship!!! Introducing first, weighing in at 120 pounds, Halie!!!!
Independent Woman by Destiny's Child begins to play as Halie comes to the stage to a warm reception from the crowd. She looks questionably at the barbwire wrapped ropes on the ring, but then continues down anyway.
PAUL MARSHALL: That is one FINE lady... too bad she won't be looking so fine after this barbwire match...
CHAD BORDEAUX: I really question Chaos's judgment to make this a barbwire match! Halie is going up against DAVID WILSON here! That alone is a very sick and cruel decision on our owners part.
PAUL MARSHALL: Ahhh blow it out your ass! It makes for good television and President Chaos knows it!
CHAD BORDEAUX: I just shudder to think what an unstable man like David Wilson can and will do to this poor girl when there is barbwire involved? Need I remind anyone of Tony Rocky Horror and David Wilson's burned alive match? One of, if not THEE most horrific and brutal wars we've ever seen! The guy is just huge... This could be a very bad move on Chaos's part.
PAUL MARSHALL: Well, as Halie makes her way through the barbwire ropes carefully and into the ring, I guess we'll find out in a second won't we?
RING ANNOUNCER: Her opponent, weighing 320 pounds, David Wilson!!!
David Wilson's music floods the speakers as the man himself steps out onto the stage and ignores the boos he's receiving. He smiles as he gets closer to the barbwire, and actually reaches out and pricks himself on the finger with one of the sharp barbs. This act only furthers his smile as he climbs onto the apron, grabs onto the barbwire rope carelessly, he steps over them into the ring.
CHAD BORDEAUX: God Help Halie...
*Ding ding*
PAUL MARSHALL: Halie steps towards David and is she insane or something? No fear in her eyes and she's holding up her hands like she wants a test of strength?! He'll snap her arms right off her shoulders!
CHAD BORDEAUX: DAMNIT NO! Worse Paul he runs Halie over with a vicious clothesline instead and begins stomping away on the fallen Halie like a rabid animal!
PAUL MARSHALL: You were right... she is gonna get murdered.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Finally the SOB stops the stomping and yanks Halie up by the hair and goes to whip her into the nearest ropes right into the barbwire-no Halie puts on the breaks immediately and flings a foot backwards superkick style!!
PAUL MARSHALL: There is such a height difference that the super kick to the chin actually caught DW in the chest and sent him stumbling!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Halie doesn't let up and brings a spin kick right into DW's gut. Halie backing up now almost against the ropes and charges forward, Spinning Heel Kick!!
PAUL MARSHALL: No- Wilson catches her in midair and drives her back to the mat in a back suplex!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Halie now trying to get to her feet but Wilson already has her by the hair and pulls her up before getting her atomic drop style- MY GOD!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: What a front face vertical suplex!! He smashed the poor girl! Listen to these fans booing the Hell out of Wilson! Like he cares!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Seriously, the man's got no heart...
PAUL MARSHALL: Oh I know it... I brought the man here!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Until he turned on you.
PAUL MARSHALL: Look at the bright side, if he wouldn't have, I would never be sitting here commentating with you Chad.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Yeah... the bright side... sure. Wilson mercifully rolls Halie over for the cover- wait no he's pulling her back up again... Now come on! She's had enough.
PAUL MARSHALL: Wilson choosing to be very methodical here.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Speaking of you getting here to announce with me... didn't you have plenty to do with DW being admitted to a mental institution earlier this year? Isn't there going to be a little animosity towards you Paul?
PAUL MARSHALL: Animosity? Oh no, that's water under the bridge now Chad.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Sure it is... I guess we'll have to see about that in times to come.
PAUL MARSHALL: What's that supposed to mean? Damn it, just call the match!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson has dragged Halie up yet again and takes her over in a damn vicious belly to belly suplex! Halie landed folded up like an accordion on her shoulders for God's sake!
PAUL MARSHALL: But instead of David covering her he again begins dragging her by her hair this time not to her feet but towards the ropes.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I don't like the looks of this...
PAUL MARSHALL: Wilson has her near the ropes now and he bends over and takes her face the mess of barbwire and begins grating it back and forth!! God that is brutal!
CHAD BORDEAUX: It's damn sick! Someone stop this!
PAUL MARSHALL: Halie had a choice about getting into this match, and she took that choice!
CHAD BORDEAUX: She's been cut wide open but Wilson continues to just run her face back and forth over the wound that has opened up on her forehead! Jesus! This is sickening! Listen to the fans screaming for Wilson to stop this!
PAUL MARSHALL: Ahhh Chaos knows what they want more then they know what they want! They want carnage!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: They don't want to see a poor 120 pound woman get decimated by a damn 300 pound maniac!
PAUL MARSHALL: Well there you go Chad, he has a heart, he stops...
CHAD BORDEAUX: After her entire face is covered in blood damn it! Halie has been destroyed, I think she may have passed out from pain or loss of blood or both, and finally Wilson covers... 1..... 2..... 3- no, damn that bastard pulled Halie up by the hair before the count of three so that the match wouldn't be over! That heartless son of a bitch!
PAUL MARSHALL: Nuh-uh... she kicked out.
CHAD BORDEAUX: MY ASS! Halie is completely out of it and Wilson smiles as he begins pulling her the rest of the way up- WAIT, LOW BLOW!!! HALIE COMES ALIVE WITH A THUNDEROUS LOW BLOW!!! Even that monster feels that!
PAUL MARSHALL: How the...?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson doubles over and somehow the bloodied Halie is up and jumps for a scissors kick across the back of Wilson's head! Wilson falls to one knee and Halie spins and kicks him in the side of the face with a crack!! Wilson goes down! Halie covers!
PAUL MARSHALL: 1..... 2. and David Wilson kicks out with an authority that sends Halie vaulting across the ring and actually getting caught in the barbwire wrapped ropes, ripping into her flesh even more!
CHAD BORDEAUX: And Wilson just watches smiling as She pulls herself free of the barbwire and tries desperately to get up. Wilson charges in now like a bull, and Halie with a drop toe hold sends Wilson falling face first into the barbwire!! David Wilson getting a taste full of his own medicine!
PAUL MARSHALL: That is all Halie had left as she stays on the mat and Wilson pulls his face out of the barbwire.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson has been busted open! He looks like he is enjoying it though! Halie valiantly beginning to pull herself up and Wilson is to his feet now, and the bastard is just standing behind her watching and smiling as she musters everything she has left to get to her feet and turn around...
PAUL MARSHALL: And when she does DW takes her bloody head off with a big boot to the face! He follows it with a giant leg drop across the throat and keeps his leg there for the cover on a decimated Halie.
1....
2....
3
CHAD BORDEAUX: I hope he's happy- WAIT HALIE KICKED OUT! HALIE KICKED OUT!!! THE FANS CAN'T BELIEVE IT HALIE KICKED OUT!
PAUL MARSHALL: Doesn't seem to be phasing Wilson who simply drags Halie to her feet and is hooking her in a pump-handle. FADE TO BLACK!!! Devastating move by Wilson and there is no chance Halie is kicking out of that move.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I'm surprised Wilson even goes for a cover here, but he does. 1... 2.... 3, and thank God this match is over, we need some medical attention to come check on Halie-
*Ding ding ding*
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner, David Wil-
PAUL MARSHALL: Oh it's not over yet Chad! Wilson has won the match, but he doesn't care and he's bringing Halie back up off the mat.
*Ding ding ding ding ding*
PAUL MARSHALL: He has her in another pump-handle. FADE TO BLACK again but this time with more emphasis and impact!
*Ding ding ding ding ding*
CHAD BORDEAUX: that is just uncalled for! Damn it stop it! Here come the EMTs and they have to find a way in through the barbwire as Wilson steps over the ropes laughing and makes his exit. That is one SICK SOB...
PAUL MARSHALL: More action on the way!
IC Title
Shot Street Fight
vs.
Trever 'The Exiled One' Leiss vs. Bone Crusher
RING ANNOUNCER: The following DC Street Fight is for a shot at the Real Action Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Championship! Introducing first, weighing in at 225 pounds, Trever "the Exiled One" Leiss!!!!
Wanted by Gravity Kills begins to play as the fans cheer Trever, all though not as loudly as he usually might be received. Suddenly as he makes his way onto the stage and raises his hands in the air, Bone Crusher appears behind him and runs him and the crowds pop grows even louder for the Crusher. Trever thinks the cheer is for him, and is caught completely by surprise when Bone Crusher levels him from behind with a running clothesline.
PAUL MARSHALL: Now that's how you start a street fight!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The referee calls for the bell from in the ring before this fight even makes it off the stage. Trever rolls to his feet and turns but Bone Crusher is ready with a kick to the gut! Bone Crusher grabs Trever for a piledriver on the stage-
PAUL MARSHALL: No! Trever reverses the move and backdrops the Crusher over! Did you here that smash as his back connected with the metal grating of that stage?
CHAD BORDEAUX: I heard it, but Crusher felt it as he howls in pain! Crusher up to his knees but Trever with a spinning kick to the face and Crusher goes back down! Trever looks around and spots is looking at the giant RAWFtron that is above our entrance way... What is he thinking?
PAUL MARSHALL: I think I know, and this can't be good!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wait a second... Trever heads over to the side of the tron where it's outlined in interlocking metal beams, and he starts to climb! Trever is climbing our RAWFtron!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Bone Crusher has made it to his feet and he spots Trever immediately. Crusher is following him, and he starts climbing as well. This can only end badly, I LIKE IT!
CHAD BORDEAUX: I don't! Crusher is not far behind the Exiled One and Trever makes it to the top of the tron where the beams flatten out and he pulls himself up onto them. Is a shot at that IC title really worth this?
PAUL MARSHALL: No but my enjoyment is!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crusher is trying to pull himself up as well but Leiss puts the boot to his face! God no! He'll crash back down onto the stage!
PAUL MARSHALL: I think that's his intent Paul! Trever with another kick to the face and Crush is losing his balance there on the side of our RAWFtron.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Trever goes for one last kick but Bone Crusher holds on with one hand and reaches out with the other blocking the kick and shoving Trever's leg back. Trever is reeling!
PAUL MARSHALL: Crusher pulls himself up as Leiss regains himself Crusher throws a punch at Trever's face!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Bone Crusher hitting Trever with all he's got! Trever blocks a punch, and brings one of his own straight to Bone's face. Trever with a flurry to the midsection now! One false move and they could fall to their doom.
PAUL MARSHALL: I know, don't you love it?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Quite frankly I don't and Trever swings again, no Crusher blocks! Crusher with a kick to the gut! Oh God what is he doing?
PAUL MARSHALL: He sets Trever for it way up on top of the tron!! POWERBOMB!?!
CHAD BORDEAUX: HE LIFTS HIM!!! GOD NO!!!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: HOLY F---ING S---!!!!! POWERBOMB OFF THE TRON!!! POWERBOMB OFF THE RAWFtron!!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: TREVER GOES 25 FEET FROM THE TRON AND THROUGH A MESS OF TABLES AND ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT BESIDE THE STAGE!
The crowd begins a "Holy S---" chant as Bone Crusher stands at the top of the tron looking down at the destruction he's just created. The "Holy S--- chant turns into a "Let's Go Crusher *clap clap clapclapclap*" chant as Bone Crusher watches EMTs begin to swarm from the back to where Trever is buried in wood splinter's and technical equipment.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Folks... I can not believe what we have just witnessed.
PAUL MARSHALL: I CAN! That was the greatest I've ever had the pleasure to announce! Did you SEE that powerbomb Chad?
CHAD BORDEAUX: I saw it Paul, I just don't know if I can believe it...
PAUL MARSHALL: Bone Crusher is finally climbing down but the chants from the crowd keep coming as finally he climbs back to the stage.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Folks... Trever Leiss is conscious!!! Trever is being put onto a stretcher now but his eyes are open and he is talking! I can't believe this!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Neither can Bone Crusher whose watching down on them from up on the stage now. Trever is trying to sit up but the officials and EMTs are forcing him to lay down... Come on let him get up! See what Bone Crusher will do to him next-
CHAD BORDEAUX: GOOD GOD BONE CRUSHER DIVES OFF THE STAGE AND CRASHES INTO THE CROWD OF OFFICIAL AND LANDS ON THE STRETCHER!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: S---!! Crusher's insane! And this crowd loves it! Crusher landed on that stretcher tipping it over and now he's on top of Trever raining down on him with fists of fire right to the face! Officials are unable to pull him off of Trever as he just tosses them aside and keeps pounding!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Folks Crusher's fist is coming up red now, he's busted Trever Leiss right open!
PAUL MARSHALL: Bone Crusher said we'd see a new him tonight! I don't know if it's exactly a NEW him, but it certainly is the OLD Crusher... Trever knows this first hand!
CHAD BORDEAUX: You may be right about that, but come on, enough is enough!
PAUL MARSHALL: Not until he wins this match! Bone Crusher is now dragging Trever, who is completely on dream street, down beside the rampway until they end up at ringside where he tosses him face first into the steel steps!
CHAD BORDEAUX: God I know they said street fight but this is ridiculous...
PAUL MARSHALL: Crusher tossing Trever into the ring and entering it himself. Trever is still trying to crawl back up but there is no way he can... he has nothing left!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Bones pulls him up once again and this time he sets him up for the Bone Cruncher...
PAUL MARSHALL: AND HE HITS IT! Center of the ring! Crusher covers! 1.... 2.... 3!! What a win for the Bone Crusher!!!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: But at what price for Trever Leiss! EMTs finally
able to get to Trever with out interference by Bone Crusher and folks we need
to take a break to get Trever Leiss much needed medical attention!
The Scene reopens to Chaos. IN his office for the night working on whatever it is owner are working on during PPVs and such. Not the evil out to screw you Chaos but the business man, worrying abut TV ratings, buy rates, and T-shirt sales version. I have company to run version. He's studying some sort of document sitting at desk generally oblivious to the world.
*Knock*Knock*
The door swings open, and Chaos looks up. An incredulous look on his face.
PREZ CHAOS: Tony? I guess it is Devil's night....
The Camera pans over to the doorway And Anthony Rockamora AKA Tony Rocky Horror, is standing there though apparently talking to some off screen. Then he turns back to Chaos and grins.
TONY ROCKY HORROR: Nice to know I'm not completely forgotten. I was in town thought I'd stop in say hi.
PREZ CHAOS: Is that it?
Tony cocks an eye brow.
TONY ROCKY HORROR: Pretty much I was on business thought I stop by. I hope you weren't expecting a comeback...
PREZ CHAOS: I meant to eventually ask you about that.
TONY ROCKY HORROR: Well I noticed old adversaries have returned but I've think I've killed myself enough in the last year or so to deserve a break. I'm fairly sure the RAWF can survive with out me. Though I admit I was getting bit of longing but I'm not coming back at least not yet. I have other things to worry about. Family, Marriage.
Chaos kinda signs.
PREZ CHAOS: How are things on the home front?
TONY ROCKY HORROR: Can't complain. Mordred is doing well....(he pauses a moment sighs and continues) Veronica is a god send I have no idea what I'd do with out her. She's here but catching up with people, She happy and so am I.
PREZ CHAOS: What about Eris?
TONY ROCKY HORROR: Your guess would be as good as mine. She didn't take Veronica returning well and frankly I'm to quit the man I used to be.
PREZ CHAOS: Well are you going to return. You can't quit. NO ONE ever quits.
Tony grins chuckling.
TONY ROCKY HORROR: I suppose your right, but for now I'm happy. Though I am on here for bit of business.
PREZ CHAOS: Oh really?
TONY ROCKY HORROR: I am getting married very soon. Would the RAWF want to have presence? Camera and what not? I'm told Weddings do big business in the wrestling world. Get you a little publicity, which can never be bad. I have noticed that you haven't been exactly stellar lately.
PREZ CHAOS: The economy is a bitch, but we're doing well for the times.
Tony grins amusing himself. Chaos strokes his chin pondering.
PREZ CHAOS: I suppose it can't hurt. Though you do realize the danger you putting the entire thing in. Just being associated with the RAWF is the opening for disaster.
TONY ROCKY HORROR: My Life has been something of walking disaster...besides I would hope people have matured enough to avoid fiasco. Just a Camera man is what I require.
PREZ CHAOS: Wonderful what the date?
TONY ROCKY HORROR: As of right now, I'm not sure a few booking issues have come up. Everything must be perfect I suppose... This week or the next I will keep you informed.
??????: Chaos?!? I haven't seen you in ages.
They Both turn their head and Veronica Steele walks in a chipper mood. She's happy. Tony smiles.
PREZ CHAOS: Its nice to see you too. Congratulations.
VERONICA: Thank you. I'm so happy we're finally getting married it seem like ages since we were engaged. Look at the ring he gave me its lovely.
TONY ROCKY HORROR: Its nothing...
Tony Shrugs. Veronica holds out her hand to Chaos.
PREZ CHAOS: That's wonderful, I'm happy for you.
VERONICA: Thank you. Are we going to be here much longer?
TONY ROCKY HORROR: Just few business issues to deal with. Stay close I still trust very few people.
PREZ CHAOS: That never changes?
TONY ROCKY HORROR: I know how twisted these people can be. And I really don't want to have to be forced to do something drastic... Never mind.
He grows silent.
VERONICA: You OK.?
TONY ROCKY HORROR: I'm fine. I'd almost forgotten what it was really like...
VERONICA: Its OK. I'm here..
Veronica looks mildly worried. Tony Shrugs.
PREZ CHAOS: Right...
Chaos seems a bit lost.
TONY ROCKY HORROR: Anyway I just wanted to run that by you are you interested?
PREZ CHAOS: Very much so.
TONY ROCKY HORROR: Excellent. Nice to be doing business again.
They shake hands.
PREZ CHAOS: Likewise.
TONY ROCKY HORROR: Well I'll leave you to your Job, hope the PPV turns out well.
PREZ CHAOS: I do too see you around.
Tony and Veronica leave his office. Chaos shakes his head and gets back to what it was he was doing.
Intercontinental
Title
vs.
Rod Cordington vs. James 'Outlaw' Richardson
RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, our next match is set for one fall and is for the Real Action Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Championship!!!! Introducing first, the challenger, making his RAWF debut, here is Rod Cordington!!!!
Rod and Sheila are met with some kind cheers but mostly silence as they walk down to the ring and he climbs in. He tests the ropes and then turns to await the IC champ.
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, the Real Action Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Champion, here is James 'Outlaw' Richardson!!!!
Papercut begins to play and the Outlaw walks out holding his RAWF IC Title high. The fans meet him with cheers as he walks down to the ring. The Outlaw climbs up into the ring and hands his title to the referee. The ref shows it to all four sides of the arena and then the bell rings.
CHAD BORDEAUX: The two men meet in the middle of rings in an all out brawl... The two men are laying into each other with some serious haymakers and are trying to take each other's heads off with some heavy handed blows.. James fights his way and tackles Rod and now is pummeling his face in.
PAUL MARSHALL: But Rod fights back and now he's on top driving some hard forearms into the face of the IC Champ. Cordington drives a couple more hard blows in and then pulls James up and whips him into the ropes. Rod with a knee to the solar plexus on James as he bounces back and James doubles over. Rod grabs his hair, bulldog!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Rod makes a cover, 1....2 James kicks out. James quickly rolls to his feet and Rod charges in with a clothesline but James ducks it and comes up behind Rod with a reverse neckbreaker!! There's the experience playing a part.
PAUL MARSHALL: This is Rod's first official match and for it to be on the biggest PPV of the year and for a title, he's gotta be really under some pressure.
CHAD BORDEAUX: But what an opportunity. Outlaw drags him up and tosses him into the corner and lays into him with some hard chops to the chest. Outlaw now ascends the turnbuckles and is raining the punches down on the forehead and face of Rod. But Rod fights back and grabs James and turns and dumps him over the ropes to the floor below!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: He spilled out onto the floor next to his mother and the security that has been hired for her. One of the security guards jumps on the apron and says something to Rod before climbing back down. Rod slides out of the ring and goes to stomping on James as security is rushing Sheila out of the building. Wonder what is going on with that?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Don't know but James has been picked up and Rod tosses him face first into the steel ring steps!! The steps came apart from the impact and Outlaw slowly sits up... He's been busted open!!
PAUL MARSHALL: He's got a big cut on his forehead but he fights to his feet and is trading blows with the challenger. Outlaw now blocks a punch and yanks Rod in for a short arm clothesline that takes him down hard to the concrete floor!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: James grabs Rod's legs and turns him before slingshotting him face first into the steel ring post!! My Goodness!!! These two men are taking each other apart!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Both men are bathed in blood as they fight back to their feet and hearing the ref's ten count up to eight decide to slide back in. The two are back up and it's turned into another slugfest!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Rod ducks a punch and spins around behind James and picks him up, atomic drop!! And Rod follows up with a dropkick to the back sending James crashing into the turnbuckles!! Rod with a quick roll up!! 1....2....
PAUL MARSHALL: Outlaw kicks out at the last moment! Rod pulls him up to his feet and scoops him up.. Rod carries him over and sets him on the top turnbuckle. Rod climbs up and is arrogantly running his mouth and pointing at Outlaw but Outlaw with a headbutt to the, well, to the balls!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Rod nearly fell but James grabs him. He pulls him up, holy cow!! Outlawed!!! He tossed him down!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: James leaps off and covers Rod, 1....2....3!!! James has pulled off the victory!! The Outlaw retains!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He's helping Rod up though and he's holding Rod's hand high in respect!! What a class act!!
PAUL MARSHALL: What a sucker!!
Hardcore
Title Ladder
vs.
vs.
J.D. Awesome vs. Darksider vs. Crippler
CHAD
BORDEAUX: And now ladies and gentlemen, a match that everyone's
been waiting for, in fact, this may be the most anticipated match tonight!
The much acclaimed rematch of the ages, with a touch of new blood into it.
It's Darksider squaring off against his long time foe Crippler, and JD Awesome
in a Hardcore Ladder Match!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Well I'm no expert, but your damn right it's the most anticipated match
of the night! Better than watching Shaquille O'Neal, 2 tall Jones, and Psycho
B!tch in the World title match!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Perhaps. Now let's get underway as the challengers enter first.
Get Free by
the Vines hits the speakers as the crowd pops heavily for fan favorite JD
Awesome. He makes his way to the ring, and tests the ropes out, waiting for
his opponents.
Wicked Young Man by
Alice Cooper hits, and the zombie-esque Darksider is led to the ring by Gravedigger,
who yells obscenities at the fans, and at JD Awesome.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Kind of reminds me of another manager I once knew...
PAUL
MARSHALL: Oh, Shut the fu*k up Chad!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Point proven.
Lastly, Get Inside by
Stone Sour hits and the crowd goes wild for the Hardcore Champion Crippler.
He comes out dragging his hardcore title along with him. He tosses it to the
side and crawls into the ring.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: The bell rings, and this match is underway! Crippler goes for DS, and
DS goes for Crippler! And they're just brawling away, while JD Awesome stands
back in the distance.
PAUL
MARSHALL: I don't care how much you two hate each other... get that pencil neck
retard JD Awesome first, he doesn't even deserve to be in a Women's Title
Match!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Crippler now swings DS into the ropes.. DS comes back with a hard lariat
taking the Crippler down!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Look at Gravedigger! He's underneath the apron! He's...
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Gravedigger's pulled out his legendary shovel!
PAUL
MARSHALL: And JD nobody has his back to the ropes, and GD swings... CRACK! Right
into the back of JD Awesome, and he goes down! HAHA!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Meanwhile DS works over Crippler with several stomps to the head as
he fights to get up. He's almost up, and DS gives him a hell of a knee...
PAUL
MARSHALL: And DS lifts him up, Military Press style with ease! He walks him over
to the ropes, and tosses him clean out of the ring...OH! CRIPPLER LANDS BACK
FIRST ONTO THE SECURITY RAILING!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Dang! Darksider now gets JD awesome to his feet, working him over with
several haymakers. Irish whip, and JD smashes into the turnbuckles, as Darksider
follows up with a splash!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Meanwhile Gravedigger has worked his way over to the fallen Crippler
outside... He's going to bash that shovel into Crippler's head now!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: GD swings... Low Blow by Crippler stops it! Cripp steps up... And gives
GD a Dangerous Driver onto the Concrete! Good Lord!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Now Crippler's going under the ring!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: He's pulled out a lengthy iron chain!
PAUL
MARSHALL: He crawls into the ring now, as Darksider works JD over into the corner,
and Cripp swings... And lashes the chain across the back of Darksider!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Darksider stops, stunned, and holds his back! Crippler wraps the chain
around his right fist, and spins DS around... Haymaker to the eye! Darksider
is busted open!
PAUL
MARSHALL: That shot spins DS around, as JD Awesome ducks up out of the corner,
to catch a breather. Crippler unwraps the chain, and wraps it around Darksider's
neck!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: He's choking DS! He's Choking DS! Darksider tries to fight out from
the grasp... But Crippler drags him harder to the opposite side of the ring...
Knee to Darksider's midsection, And Cripp easily tosses DS over the top rope...
WHOA!
PAUL
MARSHALL: CRIPPLER'S HANGING DARKSIDER WITH THAT CHAIN! DARKSIDER'S TOES ARE BARELY
TOUCHING THE GROUND!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Darksider is being hung alive! Crippler is going to exact his revenge
tonight, by re-killing Darksider!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Perhaps not! JD Awesome with a spinning heel kick to the back of Crippler's
head, forces him to release the chain, as Darksider crumbles outside to the
concrete.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: JD pops back up now, and hits the nearby corner... he goes up top...
SENTON BOMB! Right on Crippler! And now JD is ready to get the ladder to climb
for the titles, and what a time to do it!
JD goes outside, gets the ladder,
and sets it up inside the ring.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Now here goes JD! He's going up... and, Crippler's
up, and Climbing the ladder up behind him! JD tries to climb faster, but Crippler
is still right behind him!
PAUL
MARSHALL: JD Reaches the top, and reaches out best he can for
the title, but that's just enough for Crippler... who pushes the ladder forward,
as he latches on the Crippler Crossface!! The Ladder tips forward.... AND
THEY BOTH CRASH TO THE OUTSIDE AS CRIPPLER HAD THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE LOCKED
IN MIDAIR!!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: They're both unconscious! Gravedigger, who is barely conscious, helps
get Darksider up to his feet, and orders him to go in there and get the job
done!
PAUL
MARSHALL: DS climbs in and resets the ladder... Then looks
to the outside and sees Crippler, who's fighting to get to his feet by way
of the apron...
CHAD
BORDEAUX: It's like something else has gotten into Crippler... he's not going
to lie down while Darksider gets his title!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Gravedigger now slides into the ring, and yells at
DS to start climbing the ladder, and he does slowly. Crippler is up to the
ropes now, as GD runs over to Knock him off with his shovel! He swings...
but Crippler ducks, and gives him a shoulderblast in-between the ropes!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Crippler hops quickly into the ring, and tosses GD out! He sees DS halfway
up the ladder, so he picks up GD's Shovel... WHACK! Right into the back leg
of DS! DS Drops down to the canvas, but catches himself on his left leg...
PAUL
MARSHALL: WHACK! Not that time, as Crippler just blasted him in the forehead with
the shovel, sending DS down to the ground in a pile of his own blood!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Crippler now sets up the Ladder... and starts climbing...
PAUL
MARSHALL: JD Awesome is up to the apron, and hops on the side
rope... Missile Dropkick into the ladder by JD! And Crippler crashes just
within the canvas limits, as he clutches his left shoulder!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: JD slides out of the ring now, and gets a chair! He climbs into the
ring, as Crippler rolls out to the outside. He must be in some pain...
PAUL
MARSHALL: I hope, because if he was afraid of JD Awesome with a chair, then he's
got some big time issues!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: JD climbs into the ring, as Darksider rolls to his knees... WHACK! To
the back of Darksider! Whack! Again! JD turns the chair sideways now, and
slams it into the back of DS' neck, and Darksider's head plummets to the canvas...
it looks like that one might have took his lights out.
PAUL
MARSHALL: You've been saying that the whole god damn match
Chad. Now look! JD Awesome is setting the chair up in-between Darksider's
leg!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Why doesn't he go for the title?!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Quit being Stupid Chad. He's learned by now that
you have to give these bastards some punishment before you even think of taking
that stairway to heaven.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Chair in-between DS' leg, JD climbs the top rope...
he's looking to crash down, possibly ending the career of Darksider! JD Dives
off...
PAUL
MARSHALL: But Darksider rolls out of the way! and JD plummets to the canvas!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Pulling the chair out from his leg, Darksider hobbles
up, and looks a bit pissed off!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Eh, that's his usual side. DS gets JD up to his feet,
and grabs him by the throat! Hell's Fire Chokeslam!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: He kicks JD into the stomach, and picks him up again...
Afterlife! And JD goes down, as DS resets the ladder now...
PAUL
MARSHALL: Look out, here comes Crippler back into the ring!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: He's got his trademarked Singapore Cane! Look out!
Whack! To the back of DS, turning him around sharply. Crippler with a spinning
roundhouse swing, nails DS into the ribs!
PAUL
MARSHALL: And another swing, which crashes against the bloody face of Darksider,
backing him up to the side ropes! Crippler now, with another roundhouse swing...
and it cracks up against Darksider's ribs, but DS catches the Cane with an
underhook, and pulls the cane closer to him... he grabs Crippler... And gives
him the Killing Machine!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: And Crippler lies in pain on the canvas, as Darksider
goes to get up, but stops momentarily, as you can tell that Singapore cane
did have some painful effect on him.
PAUL
MARSHALL: JD Awesome now, pulls on the rope to gain some balance...He spots a
dazed Darksider, and a hurting Crippler... He rushes over to DS... and gives
him a guillotine legdrop, as he was on his hands and knees! JD gets up to
his feet, and picks Crippler up this time! He's going to go for the awesomely
done on Crippler!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: But out of nowhere... Knee by Crippler, and another, and another! Finally,
reversing it into a Cradle Piledriver... by Crippler!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Now the dazed Crippler takes a few seconds to get his bearings, and
spots a battered Darksider climbing slowly up the ladder... Crippler who's
a tad bit faster climbs up the other side!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: They're almost to the top... inching each way... it's about even now....
PAUL
MARSHALL: And they're both to the top of the ladder! Crippler and Darksider! DS
with haymaker, Crippler with a haymaker!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: They're going to trade blows until someone falls!
PAUL
MARSHALL: It looks like they're both going to fall Chad! JD Awesome is lying on
the ground, pushing the ladder over with his fingertips!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: The ladder sways... and starts tipping off to the side! Crippler quickly
tries to reach for the title! Darksider reaches also, but the uneven balancing
causes him to shift his leg on the one that was injured by that shovel! DS
loses his balance!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Darksider falls to the canvas! Crippler is next!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: But Crippler with one last reach for the titles....AND CRIPPLER UNDOES
THE STRAP, HE HAS THE TITLE!!
PAUL
MARSHALL: The ladder tips!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: CRIPPLER CRASHES DOWN TO THE CANVAS, WITH THE HARDCORE TITLE STILL IN
HIS HAND! CRIPPLER RETAINS! CRIPPLER RETAINS!
PAUL
MARSHALL: I'll be damned...
CHAD
BORDEAUX: What a match! All three of these men did such an excellent job, in an
incredible match!
Crippler just lays there, half unconscious
with the hardcore title in his arms.
RING
ANNOUNCER: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH... AND STILL RAWF HARDCORE
CHAMPION.... CRIPPLER!!
James walks into Sheila's room and notices her gone he notices Rod is nowhere either. He heard about it too so he calls Sgt. Craig.
Sgt. CRAIG: Yes?
JAMES OUTLAW: She's been kidnapped!
World
Title 3 - Way Elimination
vs.
vs.
Captain Crush vs. Dameon vs. 'The Divine' Brandy Sangria
RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for our main event!!!! This match is a three way elimination match for the World Title!!!! Introducing the first challenger, making his way down to the ring, here is Captain Crush!!!!
Jesus or a Gun begins to play and monster that is Captain Crush is met by steady boos from the fans as he makes his way down to the ring. Crusher climbs into the ring and awaits his enemies.
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, also challenging for the world title tonight, here is Dameon!!!!
For Whom the Bell Tolls begins to play and Dameon walks down to the ring carrying his son. He circles the ring carrying him and then stops and hands him to his wife who is in the first row.
RING ANNOUNCER: And their opponent, the Real Action Wrestling Federation Champion, here is 'The Divine' Brandy Sangria!!!
Highway to Hell begins to play and the Divine One walks out to the mixture of die hard cheers and the larger amount of boos from the rest of the fans. She doesn't seem to care though and slowly makes her way to the ring and climbs in. She hands her belt off to the referee.
CHAD BORDEAUX: The bell sounds and this match is underway. Brandy stands back as Dameon and Crush go right after each other. The two gigantic men are throwing down some heavy fists into each other and the world champ wisely stands back and watches them brawl.
PAUL MARSHALL: Dameon has pummeled Crush back into the corner and is now laying in some hard elbows into the mouth of Crush and then whips him out of the corner and into a dropkick from the champ who was lying in wait. Crush goes down and brandy goes for a cover, 1... Crush throws her off of him and sits up. Crush is up to his feet but gets ran over from behind by a clothesline!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Dameon took him off his feet and now he lays the boots into the back and head of Crush. But now Brandy comes charging in but Dameon see her coming, sidewalk slam on top of Crush!!! He got both of them with that and now Dameon stands up, splash on his two opponents!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Dameon is taking it to both of them and he picks Brandy up and tosses her out of the ring. Brandy hits the hard floor and is laid out. Crush is starting to stir but Dameon slams a knee into his face and then drags him back up. Dameon throws him into the corner and starts putting the boos to him stomping a mudhole in him.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I wonder if he'll walk it dry... Yes, Yes... I believe he has walked it dry. But this whole time he's been stomping on Crusher Brandy's been recovering and she is pulling herself up into the ring.
PAUL MARSHALL: Dameon pulls Crush out of the corner and he lifts him up and with a little struggling and straining gets Crush up on the top rope!!! I can't believe the turnbuckle doesn't give!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Dameon is climbing up now as Brandy is back in the ring. What is Dameon thinking?!?! He's pulling Crush up to the top and they are both standing up on it!! That's too much meat for up there!!
PAUL MARSHALL: He's hooking him for some kind of.. Brandy just drop-kicked them!!! They fell out of the ring!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: OH MY GOD!!!!!!! They both fell but Crush was broken in half as he landed on the steel ring steps!!! GET SOME HELP OUT HERE!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: I think he's seriously hurt!! The Sasquatch has been felled!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: You aren't even right!! And neither is Brandy!! She's telling the ref to count the big man out.... The ref's up to seven but Dameon is up and is getting back into the ring!!1 The EMTs are attending to Crush and I think he's done for the night.
PAUL MARSHALL: I believe so... He's a mess... They're putting a neck brace on him and carrying him off. He's done!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: That's horrible but the action continues in the ring. Brandy attacks Dameon as he is climbing into the ring. Brandy slams a couple kicks into his face as he stumbles into the ring.
PAUL MARSHALL: Dameon struggles to get up but Brandy runs off the ropes and takes him down with a scissors kick to the back of his head. Dameon goes down and Brandy slams a couple of knees into the back of Dameon's head before rolling him over and covering, 1....2.. Dameon tosses the champ off of him.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Both combatants are quickly to their feet. Brandy charges in but Dameon gets the big boot up and catches her right in the face!! Brandy goes down hard and Dameon leaps up and brings a leg drop crashing down on the champion's throat. He covers, 1....2. Brandy kicks out!!
PAUL MARSHALL: I can't believe she kicked out. Dameon got way up there and bringing all his weight down on her. But she got out and now Dameon is pulling her to her feet. Dameon puts Brandy's head between his legs and sets her up, no she slams her head upwards and he stumbles backward in pain. Brandy with a spinning heel kick takes the giant down!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy quickly covers the big man, 1....2... Dameon tosses her off.. That was close!! Dameon gets up but Brandy catches him with a couple kicks and then tosses him into the corner. Brandy charges in and hits a low shoulder tackle before laying into Dameon with the forearms.
PAUL MARSHALL: The champ is doing better than I thought she would but Dameon shoots an arm up and grabs her around the throat. He stumbles out of the corner holding her up by the throat and nearly pants her through the ring with a powerful chokeslam!!! Dameon covers 1....2....3!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: No!! Brandy got her foot on the rope!!! That was extremely close but the champ saved her belt!! Dameon can't believe it!! He pulls Brandy up and sets her on the top turnbuckle. Dameon is motioning for the Overdose but Brandy kicks him in the groin and rakes his eyes!! Brandy grabs him, DIVINE REWIND!!!! Brandy covers!!!! It's over!!! 1....2....3!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: NO!! Dameon kicked out!!! I can't believe it!!! The monster kicked out!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy is furious and she has slid out of the ring and grabs a chair!! Here comes Chaos!!! What's he coming out for!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Brandy has found a chair and slides into the ring but Chaos is in the ring as well!! Brandy measures Dameon but Chaos yanks the chair out of her hands!! She spins confused and furious and Chaos clocks her!!! Chaos clocked Brandy!!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: And now he's nailing her with the chair!!! But Dameon is up and he pulls the chair out of Chaos's hands!! Chaos looks scared!
PAUL MARSHALL: You would be too!! That gigantic freak is backing Chaos into the corner threatening him! Oh Oh!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Victor Synn has slid into the ring and he picks up the chair Dameon discarded!! Dameon is yelling at Chaos but notices Chaos smiling!! Dameon turns and gets his clock cleaned by Victor Synn!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Synn just took the big man's head off with the chair!! Dameon goes down and his wife is screaming at ringside as Synn picks him up, Guillotine on the chair!!! Dameon is out cold!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Brandy is starting to get up but Synn grabs the chair and levels her as Chaos directs traffic!! This is wrong!! Brandy goes down in a heap and Synn wraps the chair around her leg as Chaos laughs and struggles up the ropes. Chaos leaps off onto the chair that's wrapped around her leg!! I think I heard a snap!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Brandy is screaming in pain as Chaos and Synn laugh. The evil father and son are heading up the ramp. What the hell is going on!?!?
CHAD BORDEAUX: They've stopped on the ramp and Chaos has received a microphone from a stage hand.
PREZ CHAOS: Well, well, well, isn't this pathetic? I will not have people joking about the world title. The RAWF Title has become a bad punchline while in the hands of the Divine One. It's become pathetic. And frankly, I will have none of it. This match is over and the world title is vacant!! Brandy, your ass is officially fired!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: What the hell?
PREZ CHAOS: Starting one week from tonight a tournament will begin.. A tournament to crown a brandy new world champion!!! And Dameon, I see you starting to stir down there. I know you're pissed and all about your little title shot right here. Well, I don't care!! If you ever want to be a worthy champion, you need to beat a worthy champion. But I will do you this... You and you only receive a bye in the first round of the tournament. The rest will begin in one week..
Chaos and Synn turn and walk out as in the ring Dameon is checking on Brandy as the EMTs rush out.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Fans, I don't even know what to say. Chaos and his son have screwed up everything. I'm at a loss.. All I can say is we will see you next week.