Wednesday
Wargames
November
6, 2002
The Pyramid
Memphis, Tennessee
The fans in Memphis explode as the RAWFtron lights up with the RAWF logo.
Wednesday
Wargames
The pyros shoot off and the music starts as the cameras pan around the arena showing the multitude of fans. Signs are everywhere from the fans showing their support for their favorite RAWF superstars.
I'd like to handle Vandal!!
Cripple Me Crippler!!
Darksider Skills / Grave Digger's Mind
Show Me Extreme Brutality!!
The cameras continue panning around until they end up on the broadcast position where Chad and Paul are seated. Both men look excited as the camera centers on them and Chad begins to speak.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to one hell of a night of Real Action Wrestling!!! Thanks for joining us tonight for the beginning of the tournament to crown a brand new champion!!
PAUL MARSHALL: It's gonna be a wild ride for sure. Hard to pick the winner... Ahh, who am I kidding. I'm going Darksider all the way!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: And your vote will change at least ten times tonight. Anyone of the stars here tonight could walk out of November Nightmares with the Real Action Wrestling Federation World Championship. Let's take a look at the matches tonight. We're gonna start things off with newcomer Matt Vandal taking on Trever Leiss, Rod Cordington, JD Awesome and Halie. This one's tough to call.
PAUL MARSHALL: Whoever wins that isn't the luckiest person in the world though either. Yeah, they move on to participate in the tournament but not in a good spot. They gotta fight the Crippler.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Very true and our hardcore champion is definitely no slouch at all. This man's done it all and many people are picking him to walk out of Nightmares with the title. In fact, I myself would probably pick him. And that match is also tonight so you gotta make it through the first one uninjured to have any chance against the Crippler.
PAUL MARSHALL: Big Dameon will draw a bye tonight but he'll have to fight the winner of the Darksider and James Outlaw battle next week. That's a tough match right there. Darksider is the legend and Outlaw is the IC champ. Great match.
CHAD BORDEAUX: That it is and could be a showstealer but also tonight we have David Wilson and Bone Crusher settling the score in a tournament match. Tonight promises to be one hell of a night. And I think it's time we got started after this commercial break.
A Deadly Combination to Be Sure.
Sudden
Death
vs. 
vs. 
vs. 
vs. 
Matt Vandal
vs. Trever Leiss vs. JD Awesome vs. Halie vs. Rod Cordington
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well ladies and Gentlemen, we’re ready to get this special edition of Wednesday Wargames on the road! I’m Chad Bordeaux alongside with Paul Marshall here, as we welcome a special guest with us here for our opening match, The Hardcore Champion Crippler!
CRIPPLER: Thanks for letting me be here guys.
PAUL MARSHALL: Don’t thank me, I didn’t want your stupid ass here!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Enough Paul. It’s time for some action.
Independent Woman hits the speakers as Halie comes down the ramp, and the crowd cheers, and the men gawk. She seems to still have a few marks on her body from last weeks Birthday Bash showing.
Next, Get Free by The Vines hits, as JD Awesome comes out to some pops as well.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Now there is some speculation Crippler… that the person that wins this match, may be quite fatigued, and then have to face our own Hardcore Champ, later in the evening! Your thoughts?
CRIPPLER: To be honest with you, if the person that wins this is even slightly fatigued, then they never had a chance to beat me in the first place, not to be arrogant or anything, but you know what I mean.
PAUL MARSHALL: RIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT!
Rod Cordington’s music hits next as he makes it towards the ring, looking sure of himself in this match.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Might we remind everyone, that this IS a Sudden Death Match! First pin, wins it all! However if your disqualified, only YOU are barred from the match.!
Wanted by Gravity Kills hits the speakers as Trever Leiss comes out slowly, holding his hands out to the crowd in approval.
Suddenly, Trever’s music is cut off, as he turns around confused… and Fuel by Metallica hits the speakers, and Matt Vandal rushes out towards the ramp, and bashes a tire iron across the forehead of Trever Leiss!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Oh My! Trever goes down! Trever slides down the ramp now, as it appears he’s been busted wide open!
PAUL MARSHALL: HAHA! He said he liked being dealt pain didn’t he?? Well deal with it Bitch!
CRIPPLER: Your really starting to get on my god damn nerves.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Stomps by Vandal now, as Trever tries to crawl towards the ring as best as he can… Vandal reaches back to crash that tire iron down on Leiss again…
PAUL MARSHALL: But JD Awesome bounces off the inside ropes… and does a Diving Senton Bomb over the side ropes, crashing into Vandal!
CRIPPLER: Not a bad move. However, busted up Trever is going into the ring, thinking it’s safe there… that is a bad move…
CHAD BORDEAUX: Right you may be Crippler, Trever rolls into the ring, as the blood has covered nearly all of his face. Halie and Rod Cordington take quick work of him, pummeling him with hard fists, and stomps. Halie drags him up, and gives him a hard facebuster! Trever bounces up, and flies into the corner.
PAUL MARSHALL: JD Awesome is working up to his feet on the outside, stupid bastard probably landed on the tire iron…
CRIPPLER: Cordington with an elbow to the head of Trever while he’s in the corner, and the two of them stomp a mudhole in Leiss… I didn’t think Halie had it in her, but she’s working soundly to at least take Leiss out of this competition.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Right you are, they take Leiss now, and shoot him into the ropes… Double Clothesline for Leiss… but Leiss ducks it! And he comes back with a spinning back heel kick that takes both Halie and Rod out! Leiss drapes an arm over Halie! 1…2 Kickout at 2 by Halie!
PAUL MARSHALL: JD Awesome is back in the ring now, and snatches a hold of Rod who is almost to his feet anyway. Swinging neckbreaker by JD and he goes back down. Meanwhile, Vandal is back up, and enters the ring!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He’s in the ring now, and snatches JD Awesome from behind sleeperhold style! And Vandal turns it into a Sleeper Suplex! Rod tries to get back up to his feet, but Vandal kicks him in the ribs, keeping him down.
PAUL MARSHALL: Halie runs at Vandal, but Vandal grabs her by the throat… Chokeslam!
CRIPPLER: Now this is something else…
CHAD BORDEAUX: Vandal reaches down to pick up Rod now… but a low blow from behind by Leiss! Trever gets behind Vandal now… And gives him a backwards pumphandle suplex! TREVER BRIDGES IT INTO A PIN! 1…2…3!! WHAT A WIN BY TREVER LEISS!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: NO! Vandal’s foot was on the ropes the referee said!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Trever thinks he got the pin! He’s up and celebrating with his arms in the air!
CRIPPLER: Turn around Trever… Vandal is up to his feet…
CHAD BORDEAUX: Trever turns around as Vandal gives him a boot to the face, sending him back into the ropes stunned! Vandal grabs him… F-5!!! IT’S OVER!! VANDAL COVERS! 1…2….3!!!
CRIPPLER: NO!! JD Awesome Broke the pin up at the last second!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Awesome now stomping away on Vandal, as Vandal tries to get to his feet. JD Awesome with a kick to the gut of Vandal, and a double arm DDT!
PAUL MARSHALL: Awesome goes for the cover on Vandal, but Rod Cordington with an elbow drop onto JD Awesome breaks it up before the count even starts!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Rod gets JD up now, and tosses him into the corner, and follows it up with a splash!
CRIPPLER: That’s not such a good idea Rod… Not the way Vandal’s been dominating. Keep working on him, until you’ve got that big guy out of the game.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I have to agree. Cordington now with a gutwrench suplex on Awesome, takes him down with ease. Rod goes to get him back to his feet… but receives a superkick by Halie, which jolts Rod Cordington right over the top rope!
CRIPPLER: Vandal’s getting back up to his feet… And Halie tries to get JD Awesome to his feet, but JD is still a bit stunned… she’s got no choice but to take the big man on by herself.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Spinning Roundhouse by Halie, and she connects to the chest of Vandal, backing him up slowly. Back-heel kick to the thigh of Vandal, but it doesn’t take him down either. She backs up a few steps, and tries for the superkick… but Vandal catches her foot!
PAUL MARSHALL: He spins her around, and then kicks her in the midsection! Vandal picks her up military press style! I’m Excited Chad, what’s he gonna do!
CHAD BORDEAUX: I’m afraid to find out Paul… he’s… HE TOSSES HALIE OVER THE TOP ROPE!! HALIE CRASHES DOWN CHEST FIRST ONTO THE STEEL SECURITY RAILING!
CRIPPLER: JD and Trever are both back up to their feet now…
CHAD BORDEAUX: Trever runs at Vandal with a hard lariat, trying to take Vandal over the top! But Vandal grabs Trever by the throat stopping him! Leiss is trying his hardest to punch his way out of Vandal’s grasp…
PAUL MARSHALL: Chokeslam by Vandal onto Leiss! Now it’s JD Awesome and Vandal staring each other down across the ring! They make their way to each other and start exploding with fists! Left, Right, Left, Right by each man! Vandal’s strength is getting him the upper hand!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Vandal backs JD into the corner and just starts pounding his face with right hands! Knee by Vandal to the ribs of Awesome! More right Hands! A back left elbow! Vandal is manhandling Awesome!
CRIPPLER: I have to admit, this guy knows how to brawl….
PAUL MARSHALL: Vandal is holding Awesome up by his hair, as he delivers more right hand shots, busting JD Awesome’s nose!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He releases Awesome, and JD falls to his knees, dazed!
PAUL MARSHALL: And Vandal with a straight forward kick to the face of JD, sends him crashing down!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He turns around to see Rod getting up to his feet, Vandal grabs him by the throat, and starts delivering several hellacious knee strikes to Rod Cordington! He picks him up… and puts him into the Torture Rack!! Rod is in the Torture Rack!!
PAUL MARSHALL: He can’t handle Matt Vandal! HAHA! Rod Submits!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner by way of submission, and Advancing to the first round of the heavyweight tournament… “TOO HOT TO HANDLE” MATT VANDAL!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: What an impressive win by Matt Vandal! Wait… is he coming over here??
PAUL MARSHALL: He is!
CRIPPLER: I don’t want any trouble, I just wanted to check out the competition…
MATT VANDAL: (points fingers at Crippler) You ain’t sh!t to me brother… you hear me? You ain’t sh!t…
CRIPPLER: Don’t point your fingers at me bitch.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Settle down guys… OH NO! Vandal with a face shove to Crippler, knocks him off his balance, knocking Crippler onto Paul!
PAUL MARSHALL: Get him the hell off of me!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crippler tries to get up but Vandal is hovered over top of him giving him hard right shots to the head! And now he’s taken Crippler’s headset and wrapped it around his neck, choking him!! Someone come out here and stop this carnage!
PAUL MARSHALL: Security is finally breaking these two men up!! Thank God! Crippler is being helped up by Medical Personnel, as it seems he is catching his air back again… as well as a nice mouse underneath his eye, courtesy of Matt Vandal.
MATT VANDAL: YOU’RE MINE TONIGHT BITCH!
CHAD BORDEAUX: We’ll be back, after this!
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World
Title Tournament Round 1
vs. 
James
'Outlaw' Richardson vs. Darksider
CHAD BORDEAUX: Moving along tonight, we go to a much anticipated tournament match., Featuring The Intercontinental Champion Outlaw, who faces a newly revamped Darksider, led by the infamous Gravedigger… should be quite a match.
Wicked Young Man by Alice Cooper hits the speakers and GD leads Darksider out to the ring. The crowd boos the hell out of both of them, but Gravedigger pays no mind.
Papercut by Linkin Park hits, and the crowd pops for the Intercontinental Champion. Outlaw comes out with the title across his shoulder, and steps into the ring, staring down Darksider.
CHAD BORDEAUX: The bell rings, and this tournament match is underway! Immediately Outlaw goes to tie up with Darksider, but DS slams a knee into the chest of Outlaw, and tosses him into the corner.
PAUL MARSHALL: DS charges with an axehandle, but Outlaw dodges the hard shot, sending DS into the turnbuckles. Outlaw from behind… German suplex pin! 1…2 Kickout at 2!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Gravedigger is furious outside the ring, yelling at Darksider to get to his feet. The Seven time Champion rolls to his feet slowly, as Outlaw starts feeding him right fists to the back of the head.
PAUL MARSHALL: They almost have no effect on Darksider! DS is standing tall now, as Outlaw lands more right hands to him!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Outlaw frustrated, hits the nearby ropes… Clothesline to DS! But DS doesn’t go down! Outlaw hits the ropes and tries it again! DS Stumbles slightly!
PAUL MARSHALL: Outlaw hits the ropes again and comes back… with a low blow kick! That sure as hell bent Darksider over! Outlaw wraps DS arms behind his back, and lands a pedigree!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He covers! 1…2… DS Kicks out with authority!
PAUL MARSHALL: Gravedigger is up on the apron now bitching a storm at the referee for trying to give a fast count. Outlaw stands up and gives GD the finger! Disqualify him for unsportsmanlike conduct, ref!
CHAD BORDEAUX: You would! Darksider slowly gets up to his feet, as the two argue away, and shakes the cobwebs from that pedigree.
PAUL MARSHALL: Outlaw turns around and sees Darksider standing tall! He charges looking for a clothesline again, but Darksider ducks it, and gives Outlaw a hellacious Samoan Drop!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He just stuck his arm right out there, and DS got the right leverage and planted him! DS gets Outlaw back to his feet, and scoops him up… and dumps him face first onto the turnbuckles!
PAUL MARSHALL: Outlaw stumbles to his ass, but Darksider picks him up and shoves him back into the corner, and starts choking him! The referee steps in and breaks it up.
CHAD BORDEAUX: The ref backs off now, as Outlaw dazes out of the corner, but DS is right there to clothesline him right over the top rope!
PAUL MARSHALL: Outlaw hits the concrete, as the referee forces Gravedigger to go to the opposite outside corner of the ring to make sure he doesn’t interfere… Good thinkin’ ref!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Bull! GD is arguing with the ref now so Darksider can go outside the ring and have his way with Outlaw!
PAUL MARSHALL: Can’t watch em all now can we?
CHAD BORDEAUX: DS kicks Outlaw in the stomach while he tries to get up… He pulls Outlaw up to his feet, and slams him into the security railing, forcing outlaw over top the railing and into the crowd.
PAUL MARSHALL: Outlaw goes to get up from that hard shot, but DS pulls him in on the other side of the security railing, and lifts him up for a suplex… and drops him forward on the security railing!! Ouch, that’s gotta hurt! HAHA!
CHAD BORDEAUX: A Hard Shot to the sternum that was on Outlaw as he tumbles over into the concrete. Darksider now dragging him up to his feet, slings him into the steel ring post… BAM! Outlaw hits Chest first, sending him down to the concrete with a thud.
PAUL MARSHALL: The referee is over now, counting both men out after his arguments with Gravedigger: 1….2….3…..4….5…
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider has Outlaw up to his feet and rolls him into the ring…
PAUL MARSHALL: 6…..7…8….
CHAD BORDEAUX: DS rolls into the ring, and covers Outlaw. 1….2…3! NO! Kickout at the last second by James Outlaw! He’s still got some left in him!
PAUL MARSHALL: Some mounted punches by Darksider now, and he gets him back up to his feet. Toss into the ropes, and Outlaw comes back into Darksider’s clutches… He sets him up for the demon driver!!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: But Outlaw with a knee to the face halts Darksider’s
actions! Outlaw with a belly to belly suplex on Darksider! He covers! 1…2….
PAUL
MARSHALL: Kickout by DS!
CHAD BORDEAUX: You can really tell the fatigue has set in on Outlaw who’s taken a few shots to the chest tonight… especially that front face suplex into the security railing… He may have ruptured something in there, or have a broken collarbone…
PAUL MARSHALL: If you can’t take the heat…
CHAD BORDEAUX: I’m sure he can take it, he’s proving that right now. He gets up a little slowly and waits on Darksider to start to his feet… DS gets up, and as so, Outlaw hits the nearby ropes… He comes at Darksider, and hits a hurricarrana!!
PAUL MARSHALL: But Darksider reverses it into a twirling powerbomb!! Outlaw crashes to the canvas, as Darksider holds onto it for the pin! 1…2….3!! Darksider Wins!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: What an untimely defeat for Outlaw who was staging a comeback… I thought he was going to do it Paul…
PAUL MARSHALL: Well he didn’t, so he can piss off with his Intercontinental Title! The Next RAWF World Champion Awaits the next round of action!
CHAD BORDEAUX: That’s right, he’ll be facing The Super-Tall Dameon in the next round… what a match that will be!
The scene opens in a dimly lit basement showing the woman James Richardson considers his mom sitting tied to a chair. A man stands back in the shadows and speaks softly.
MYSTERIOUS MAN: You see this lovely woman sitting here James? It would be a shame to let such a woman go to waste but see she has to go to waste why? BECAUSE SHE IS A SINNER! All sinners deserve to go to Hell James they don't deserve to be in God's Kingdom! Her one way flight to Hell is on!
SHEILA: James help he has kidnapped me! He's the one I talked to you about it's.....
screen goes blank
Crippler is in his locker room getting ready for his match. All of a sudden there's a knock on the door
CRIPPLER: Who is it?
DELIVERY MAN: Special Delivery!
Crippler opens the door to find the Untouchable of past RAWF fame standing there.
CRIPPLER: What's up man?
THE UNTOUCHABLE: Nothing much I was in the area and thought I would stop by.
CRIPPLER: What's that under your arm?
THE UNTOUCHABLE: Oh this? This is for you I thought you'd like it! Here take it!
He opens it and finds it's a brand new Singapore cane he smiles as he holds it.
THE UNTOUCHABLE: You know what to do with it!
Show
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World
Title Tournament Round 1
vs. 
David
Wilson vs. Bone Crusher
RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, our next match is set for one fall..
Take the Power Back begins to play and President Chaos walks out with a microphone in hand. The fans are all over him with boos.
PREZ CHAOS: OK, shut the hell up!!
The people continue to boo.
PREZ CHAOS: Fine, keep it up. I don't care. I'm only out here to say a few words and I can talk over you morons. I'm the one with the microphone after all.
The infamous asshole chant begins but Chaos continues unfazed.
PREZ CHAOS: Things here in the RAWF have been getting out of control. We've had undeserving champions and challengers, feuds that make no sense and a revolving door on our roster. But I have decided to fix all of this. It started last week and continues this week. And speaking of this week. Speaking of feuds. Speaking particularly about this match.
The crowd quiets a little bit curious as to what Chaos has on his mind.
PREZ CHAOS: These past two weeks Bone Crusher and David Wilson have been making idle threats back and forth. Threats of violence and maiming and so on and so forth. Well tonight, we are gonna find out whether these two were just talking or whether they were serious, because tonight, I am taking this tournament match and throwing out all the rules!!!
The fans erupt.
PREZ CHAOS: So you two can do whatever the hell it takes to make sure one man continues on and the other, the other will never forget this night!!
Chaos turns and walks back out the entrance way as Martin Scorcese by King Missile hits the speakers, as the lights in the arena go dark, and flicker lightly. David Wilson comes out dressed in all black, complete with a black trenchcoat. He comes out slowly, and makes his way into the ring, tossing aside his trenchcoat. He relaxes against the ropes and waits for his opponent.
RING ANNOUNCER: OK, well, um, in the ring at this time is David Wilson!!!! And his opponent..
The announcer is cut off by Lose Yourself. The song plays deafeningly and Bone Crusher walks out to a decent amount of cheers from the fans. He strides confidently down to the ring and climbs in.
CHAD BORDEAUX: These two start things off before the bell even sounds! Wilson catches BC coming through the ropes with a knee to the face. Wilson grabs BC and yanks him into the ring as the ref calls for the bell. Wilson tosses Bone into the ropes and goes for the big boot but BC is able to stop and catches the boot in his hands. He spins Wilson around and takes him down with a big forearm to the back of the head.
PAUL MARSHALL: Wilson stumbles forward and Bone runs him over with a clothesline from behind. Bone Crusher stomps away on Wilson and then slides out of the ring. Bone Crusher goes to the time keeper's table and tosses him out of his chair. BC grabs the chair and slides into the ring armed with it.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson is back up to one knee but Bone Crusher slams the chair down onto the head of Wilson. Wilson sways back and forth and Bone clocks him again!! Wilson falls backwards and Bone drops the chair and quickly covers, 1....2. Wilson tosses Crusher off of him and sits up.
PAUL MARSHALL: Wilson is a monster! Trust me, I know. The sick sunovabitch gets up to his feet as BC rolls to his. BC charges in but this time Wilson with cat like reflexes clothesline!! Wilson nearly took BC's head off!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson spots the steel chair and smiles. Wilson bends over and picks it up and turns to face his opponent but BC is up! Dropkick!! Bone kicked the chair into the face of Wilson!
PAUL MARSHALL: David stumbles backwards and Bone Crusher charges in and yanks the chair out of Wilson's hands and spins in one motion nailing the retard in the side of the head!! David falls and Bone Crusher slams the chair down into his face!! Hell yeah!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Bone doesn't cover though. Instead he slides out of the ring and is searching under the ring for something. What's he looking for?
PAUL MARSHALL: Bone Crusher is pulling out a table and he's setting it up at ringside. Bone! Look in the ring!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson has sat back up and he's making his way to his feet. BC is having a little trouble with that table and it has given Wilson time to regain his feet. Wilson looks over at Bone and runs. Holy Cow!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Where'd he learn that!?! Suicide plancha!!! He jumped out of the ring and took Bone Crusher through the table he just set up!! Wilson is slow to get up but when he does he pulls up Bone Crusher who was laid completely out. Wilson slaps a hand around the throat of Bone Crusher and picks him up..
CHAD BORDEAUX: OH NO!!! He just chokeslammed him onto the security rail!!! Bone Crusher's back could be broken!!
PAUL MARSHALL: I told you Wilson was sick!! And now he drags up Bone and tosses him into the ring!!! Wilson slides in and it looks like this match is over.
CHAD BORDEAUX: No, instead of pinning BC Wilson pulls him up and to the ropes. Wilson is tying him up in the ropes!!
PAUL MARSHALL: David has locked Bone Crusher's arms in the ropes and Wilson picks up the chair that BC brought in the ring earlier and is laying into the head and face of Bone Crusher! Bone Crusher is a bloody mess!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson throws down the chair and laughs and then slides out of the ring and has grabbed his trenchcoat. What's he up to?
PAUL MARSHALL: He just yanked the microphone off of the ring announcer. Wilson yanks a roll of piano wire out of his trenchcoat!!! Uh oh!!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: He's climbed up on the apron behind Bone Crusher and
wraps the wire around the neck of Bone Crusher and holds the mic with the
other hand. He's choking BC!!
DAVID
WILSON: What's happening to your face Jonathan? Why it looks
like... like you've stopped breathing! How ironic, don't you think?
You remind me of nothing more than a simple child, your so fu*king pathetic!
You really should pay attention to what people say sometimes, rather than
watching your own promos over and over again, for when you speak, you sound
like a god damned idiot. Your like a child, or an annoying puppy with an annoyingly
sense of short-term memory.
I should really hurry this up since your face is turning white... I figured
since your like a child... or a simple animal, I could relay some classical
conditioning to you, just as Pavlov did to his dog.
As you hear my voice, you feel the life coming out of you, don't you? Now
just as Pavlov's studies indicate... from now on your going to pay attention
to my voice, won't you? For when you hear it, you'll have distinct memories
run through and through the neural stimulus of your brain reminding you, that
at this moment in time, I could have TAKEN YOUR FU*KING LIFE!
David releases the piano wire, as Bone Crushers feet come out from under him,
and he barely dangles from the ropes. David untangles his arms, as he flops
to the canvas, catching his breath slowly.
DAVID WILSON: I will repeat this one more time, for the slow, and mildly retarded such as Bone Crusher. Male, Female, Circus Clown, Broadway Whore... if you are in the RAWF, you will be shown no mercy. This isn't a bragging game. Halie signed her contract, and stepped into the ring, like an ignorant little bitch, and got what she deserved. Do I brag about that? How? By stating the obvious, that she is NOT ready for the brutality. She is not equipped for the ultra-violence. So what she is a female? If she wants to be treated like one, then she can go join the fu*king ICE Federation, for here No one will be shown mercy.... NO ONE!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: This man is sick and needs serious help!! He almost killed BC!! Now he climbs through the ropes and into the ring and puts a foot on the chest of Bone Crusher and tells the ref to count..
1...
2...
3!!
PAUL MARSHALL: No Bone Crusher kicked out!!! BC kicked out!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson is furious and he backs the ref into the corner and is threatening his life. That's not right!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Bone is up to his knees now and he has the chair in his hands. Wilson turns and heads back to finish the job but Bone leaps to his feet and slams the chair into Wilson's face!! David stumbles backwards and Bone hits him again!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Where is BC getting this from? He refuses to stay down!! He's gonna win this one!!
PAUL MARSHALL: David stumbles into the ropes and Bone charges and nails him with the chair and his body and they both spill out to the floor!!! Both men hit the floor hard. Bone is somehow getting back up!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: BC is showing a lot here tonight and he pulls up Wilson. He's hooking him for it and going for the Bone Cruncher, no, Wilson slams a knee into the groin of Bone to break that up. BC stumbles back a little and Wilson kicks him hard again in the nether regions!!
PAUL MARSHALL: The vicious Wilson yanks Bone Crusher in and picks him up, powerbomb onto the steel ring steps!!! Holy Sh--!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: My God!!! He broke BC in half!!!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: And he yanks him up and tosses him into the ring. David climbs in and covers, 1...2...3!!!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Wilson used the ropes for extra leverage but I don't
know if BC could have escaped anyway. This one is over!!
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Brandy Sangria shirts before they're gone!!!
World
Title Tournament Round 1
vs. 
Matt Vandal
vs. Crippler
RING ANNOUNCER: The following first round World Title Tournament match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, weighing in at 276, Matt Vandal!!!!
Fuel by Metallica begins to play as Matt Vandal comes to the stage and heads to the ring. The crowd shows some interest in this rookie to the RAWF ring. Some have already taken a liking to him but others are booing him for his actions against Crippler at the end of the five way qualifying round.
CHAD BORDEAUX: This kid really impressed me in the qualifying match earlier tonight. All though I don't really agree with his actions towards Crippler directly following the match, take a look earlier tonight...
A video replay is shown of Vandal choking and assaulting Crippler.
RING ANNOUNCER: His opponent, weighing in at 320 pounds, the Real Action Wrestling Federation Hardcore Champion, The Crippler!!!!
Get Inside by Stone Sour begins playing as the Crippler steps onto the stage holding his hardcore title high in the air. The crowd shows their support for one of RAWF's greats and cheer him on his way to the ring. Vandal is shadow boxing in the ring as Crippler jumps onto the ring apron and steps through the ropes.
PAUL MARSHALL: I disagree with you Chad. Matt Vandal was only evening the playing field earlier tonight. He already had to go through a 5 way battle to get to this spot tonight, Crippler got to sit back and watch him. Vandal was making sure Crippler didn't have any advantage as a result of him being able to rest up for the match.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Evening the playing field or not, it was uncalled for Paul. The bell has sounded and we are under way in this first round match for the World Title Tournament. Both men come out of the corner and literally begin pounding each other! My God what a slugfest!
PAUL MARSHALL: Expect this to be a very physical match. Neither of these men are going to get you in an armbar or a full nelson, it is going to be hard hitting action until some body is worn down first.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Unless of course Crippler pummels you enough to lock on one of his variations of the Crossface, then it will get real technical in a hurry, and end in an even bigger hurry.
PAUL MARSHALL: Crippler has the definite mass advantage but both these men are the same height. Having more weight behind those punches seems to be in Crippler's advantage as those stiff lefts and rights to the face are backing Vandal towards the corner he just came out of.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Referee allowing a good many closed fists here Paul...
PAUL MARSHALL: Cause he doesn't wish to have a boring as Hell match Chad, unlike you.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I just like a fair match! Is that so much to ask?
PAUL MARSHALL: A minute ago Vandal was hitting Crippler with closed fists of his own! It's fair if they are both doing it. Matt is on the complete defensive no however as he is no longer able to return the punches before Crippler hits him again.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crippler has him backed in the corner and brings some very methodical and calculated blows to the temple of Matt putting him on hurt street.
PAUL MARSHALL: The referee just about to appease you and go in for the 5 count to separate them when all of a sudden Vandal comes to life and brings an arm up to block a blow. Vandal grabs Crippler around the neck and powers out of the corner tossing The Crippler into it at the same time.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Now it's Vandal with the fists of furry on the Crippler. He's raining down on Crippler like I've never seen before! It's a blur!
PAUL MARSHALL: The referee shouting out the 5 count and when he reaches 5 Vandal turns his attention to the referee chasing him out of the corner.
CHAD BORDEAUX: This kid is just tenacious! Crippler is woozy as Vandal turns back towards him, but Crippler comes back to life right out of the corner and runs Matt Vandal right over with a vicious clothesline!
PAUL MARSHALL: Matt goes down but is right back up as Crippler is finally able to slow down halfway across the ring after the force he ran through Vandal. Crip turns as Vandal comes at him-
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crippler catches him, POWERSLAM! The ring shook! Right into the cover, 1.... 2.-
PAUL MARSHALL: Vandal powers right out of it and I am sure Crippler is not used to that happening as he was shot across the ring.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Both men up now and come straight at each other locking horns. The tie-up is short lived as Vandal now with the knee up into the gut of the Crippler doubling him over to where Vandal brings a huge arm down clubbing him across the back.
PAUL MARSHALL: Crippler falls to his knees at which point Vandal brings his knee up again this time catching Crippler in the mouth! Brutal! I think I saw a tooth fly out!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crippler falls onto his back and Vandal immediately on top of him raining down with more powerful fists to the temple.
PAUL MARSHALL: Back and forth action from two brawlers, and Matt Vandal is proving to me that he is actually more brutal then a man who last week tried to hang and kill a wrestler DURING a match!
CHAD BORDEAUX: You could be right but then again you might not because through all the pounding Crippler was receiving he just brought a thumb right up into the eye halting the assault and allowing him to roll Vandal over so that now he's hovering over him! And lefts and rights down into Vandal until the referee physically pulls at Crippler to let up.
PAUL MARSHALL: Vandal has a bloody nose and Crippler's other eye is black now! he looks like a friggin' raccoon!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crippler pushes the referee back and bounces off the ropes coming back at Vandal while he's down and brings a bionic elbow right to that busted nose!
PAUL MARSHALL: It's like some ultimate fighting championship match! What a physical pounding both these men are putting each other through. Crippler gets up and goes to pull Vandal up by the hair but before he can Vandal rolls himself to his feet.
CHAD BORDEAUX: As Vandal continues to roll up over towards the corner Crippler comes right up on him giving him no room-
PAUL MARSHALL: And that is a big mistake, Vandal lead him right into it and shoots out with a back elbow right into the face of Crippler! Crippler stumbles and Vandal grabs him and spins him tossing him into the corner.
CHAD BORDEAUX: We've seen how deadly Vandal can be in that corner and this time he has bent over and grabbed hold of the middle rope on either side of Crippler. Now Vandal is ramming his shoulder right into the midsection of the Crippler! Each of those shoulder rams are rib breakingly severe!
PAUL MARSHALL: Just as it looks like Crippler won't be able to take another ram into his ribs he wisely has the presence of mind to bring a knee right up into the already injured nose of Matt Vandal.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Vandal feels the effects of that and is sent to his back on the mat. Crippler wastes no time pulling himself up the turnbuckles behind him onto the second one. He raises a fist to the fans approval and dives off connecting with a huge fist drop to the face of the fallen Vandal!
PAUL MARSHALL: Vandal writhes in pain and is unable to get back up as Crippler gets back to his feet and climbs the turnbuckle again. This time he makes his way to the top, and Chad, the Crippler is not known for this type of high-risk action. Never the less a fist drop from the top!!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: And that is exactly why as Vandal rolls clear out of the way and Crippler crashes to the mat. Matt gets right to his feet and gets to stomping Cripple right in the side before he can get up.
PAUL MARSHALL: Concentration now on the ribs of Crippler. You'll see that with these type of wrestlers Chad, but I'm sure you knew that.
CHAD BORDEAUX: As a matter of fact I did... just like Crippler has been focusing on breaking the nose of Vandal...
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah... right...
CHAD BORDEAUX: What!? He is!
PAUL MARSHALL: That's a sure way to take someone out of a match! Ruin their sense of smell...
CHAD BORDEAUX: Bite me.
PAUL MARSHALL: No thanks... at any rate Vandal with repeated stomps in the rib area of Crippler until he finally lets up and drags Crippler right to his feet.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Before Crippler can mount any sort of offense Matt comes up with a stiff knee into the midsection of Crippler, and then he grabs the Crippler in a fall away slam position.
PAUL MARSHALL: Vandal is gonna go for it now as he goes to throw Crippler back- no!! Instead Vandal flings him way up and then brings him back down right onto his knee for a vicious rib-breaker!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Vandal really knows what his game plan is as he holds onto Crippler and flings him up again and back down like a damn rag doll rib first into his knee!
PAUL MARSHALL: One more time for good measure and Crippler yelled in pain that time and this time Vandal does fling Crippler back and halfway across the ring in a fall away slam!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Vandal right to his feet and he's surveying his work of Crippler who is down on the mat clutching at his midsection. He may have cracked one or any number of the Crippler's ribs.
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah Crippler's done.
CHAD BORDEAUX: The Hell he is! The Crippler is now trying to pull himself up using the ropes! Crippler is pulling himself up even if he is holding those ribs. But damn it! Just before Crippler makes it to a complete vertical basis Vandal is right on him again with a boot to the stomach.
PAUL MARSHALL: Vandal grabs Crippler and brings him in the air spinning 180 degrees! HOLY HELL! What a damn twirling powerbomb taking Crippler away from the ropes and right in the center of the ring.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Paul did you see Crippler on impact? He spit up blood.
PAUL MARSHALL: Sweet! All the more devastating!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He could very well have internal injuries!
PAUL MARSHALL: Bah! So what! Vandal covers and its academic now. 1....
2.....
3-
CHAD BORDEAUX: It's over?- NO! Crippler somehow got a shoulder up just in time! Crippler was able to kick out with a hundredth of a second to spare!
PAUL MARSHALL: How the? The man is bleeding from the mouth damn it! That had to be instinct!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Vandal seems to be taking it the same way you are Paul, and now he's pulling him to his feet. Matt pulls him to his feet and hoists Crippler right up onto his shoulders. Oh no- Matt Vandal has locked the Crippler in the torture rack!
PAUL MARSHALL: Oh no? OH NO? What do you care Chad, that's not you in the ring!
CHAD BORDEAUX: I respect that man and he may have broken ribs and now his whole body is being stretched and contorted! His ribs are not only at stake now but his neck and back!
PAUL MARSHALL: All he has to do is say he gives up damn it!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He has too much pride for that Paul! The man would rather die...
PAUL MARSHALL: Well... his loss then. Does he never put his child in mind?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Oh come on you sound like that son of a bitch Grave Digger!
PAUL MARSHALL: It's true he's being torn in half on Matt Vandal's shoulders right now! He may never be the same again, and all he has to do is say he gives up! Suck up his damn pride and quit!
CHAD BORDEAUX: To him it's not an option-
PAUL MARSHALL: He may not have to!! Vandal is getting ready for something here! He shifts his momentum and swings Crippler off his shoulders!!! F-5!!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: no!!! Crippler lands on his feet! Crippler somehow lands on his feet injured ribs and all! Matt doesn't know what the Hell happened he turns around! Crippler has a hand ready and grabs Vandal by the throat! Listen to this crowd!
PAUL MARSHALL: CHOKESLAM! What- How?
CHAD BORDEAUX: With every ounce of energy Crippler hit Vandal with the damnedest chokeslam I have ever seen and fell to the mat with him in the process. Vandal has been taken out of it with that chokeslam now all Crippler has to do is crawl over and cover him.
PAUL MARSHALL: He can't he's got nothing left, HA!
CHAD BORDEAUX: tell him that then! Because Crippler is pulling himself towards Vandal! Both of these men have been through a war! One more foot and Crippler will end that war!
PAUL MARSHALL: Not even a foot!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: He's on him Crippler drapes a hand over Vandal!
1.....
2......
3!!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah- that is if Vandal wouldn't have gotten a foot on the bottom rope! But he did, because not even that chokeslam is gonna take this kid out of the game HA HA!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The crowd can not believe this and neither can I! Crippler is somehow getting up just as Vandal is doing the same. Crippler has 2 black eyes, is clutching his battered midsection and is bleeding out of the mouth. Vandal may have a broken nose but both are to their feet and Crippler with one last burst of speed comes at Vandal.
PAUL MARSHALL: Matt has it in his head to duck as Crippler goes for a charging big boot and Crippler instead kicks our referee right in the face! Senior official Dwight Shultz has been taken out as Vandal ducked the move.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Talk about the wrong place at the wrong time. Vandal came up behind Crippler who turns to have a foot coming for his injured midsection. Crippler able to grab Matt's foot and spin him completely around! Vandal dizzy now as Crippler gives a kick to the gut of his own!
PAUL MARSHALL: Matt doubled over now- Crippler grabs him- CRADLE PILEDRIVER!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The impact of that move makes me cringe every time. Vandal's head more then a few inches clear of the back of Crippler's legs and that could result in one serious injury. This time Crippler lands the move in perfect range to fall on top of Matt for the cover!
PAUL MARSHALL: But there is no referee, he already kicked Dwight right in the face!
CHAD BORDEAUX: 1.... 2.... 3..... 4.... 5! Damn it!
PAUL MARSHALL: Wait, here comes another referee!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Running full speed down the ramp he slides into the ring!
1......
2......
3!!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: No! His hand never touched for 3 and someone was there to pull him out of the ring!
PAUL MARSHALL: Grave Digger! Grave Digger came out from the side of our rampway and pulled the referee out from the ring!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Damn him! Can't he mind his own business?
PAUL MARSHALL: This is his business. Crippler said it would be fun to kill the man that Grave Digger is managing-
CHAD BORDEAUX: You mean that man?
PAUL MARSHALL: Wait! Darksider coming from the crowd looking as lifeless as ever climbs into the ring.
CHAD BORDEAUX: If the referee would just turn around!
PAUL MARSHALL: He can't Grave Digger has him by the shirt and his shaking him as he yells in his face! Grave Digger goes to strike! But the referee blocks it and hits Grave Digger in the face with a right of his own.
CHAD BORDEAUX: What's that Darksider has in the ring? It's Grave Diggers shovel damn it, Crippler is busy now locking on a Crossface! Crippler watch out-
*WHACK!!!!*
PAUL MARSHALL: Holy shovel shot to the ribs! If nothing was injured yet it sure is now as more blood flies out of Crippler's mouth and he releases the hold.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Outside the ring the referee is busy tossing Grave Digger from ringside! He's telling him to get the Hell out of here but what he doesn't realize is the biggest travesty we've ever witnessed is happening in the ring.
PAUL MARSHALL: Grave Digger's orders for Darksider must have been clear tonight as Darksider rolls Crippler over and puts Vandal on top of him who has since passed out from the pain of the Crossface Darksider leaves the ring just as Grave Digger finally agrees to leave and the referee turns back to the action and slides into the ring.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Don't do this!
PAUL MARSHALL: Count the count!
CHAD BORDEAUX: This is a complete miscarriage of justice!
PAUL MARSHALL: Oh shove it! 1..... 2..... 3!!! Matt Vandal the wonder kid has made it to the semifinals of the World Championship Tournament!
CHAD BORDEAUX: I think I am gonna be sick!
PAUL MARSHALL: I think I'm gonna punch your retarded face!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Grave Digger has gone way over board this time. On top of Crippler being screwed out of what is rightfully his we have no clue as to the extent of punishment he has received in the ribs due to that shovel shot!
PAUL MARSHALL: But I'm sure we'll have an update on that for ya... next week! Cause we are out of time and what a lovely way to end the show.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Lovely my ass. Folks for this sad human being beside me, we are out of time, We'll see you next week!
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