November 20, 2002
Firstar Center
Cincinnati, Ohio
Wednesday Wargames opens backstage where the parking lot's doors burst open and in saunters Grave Digger, hand's free. Darksider comes in after him, carrying a duffel back in each hand. Darksider is already dressed for action. Chaos steps on screen in front of them and they both stop.
PREZ CHAOS: Grave Digger...
He looks at Darksider, who only stops at the wave of Grave Diggers hand, and stares blankly ahead past Chaos. Chaos nods with an odd look on his face.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider...
GRAVE DIGGER: Mr. Chaos, to what do we owe the pleasure? Who is Darksider mauling tonight?
PREZ CHAOS: Actually, that's what I'm hear to say, Grave Digger, you and Darksider will have the night off.
Digger beams.
GRAVE DIGGER: But Mr. Chaos, Why?
PREZ CHAOS: Let's just say... I am counting on you and Darksider in the final round at Nightmares, and I can't afford some unfortunate mishap tonight. So go ahead back to your hotel and rest up-
Grave Digger cuts him off.
GRAVE DIGGER: Thanks for the night off Mr. Chaos, but if you don't mind, I think we'll be sticking around.
PREZ CHAOS: But... Wait-
Grave Digger snaps his fingers at Darksider and walks off, Darksider follows him.
The scene opens outside the Firstar center. An Aztec pulls up and parks. The driver's side door opens and Dameon steps out as the fans cheer. Britney climbs out of the other side with Jay in her arms. Dameon grabs the luggage and the family head into the arena.
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The dressing room door flies open as Dameon walks out casting a smile at Britney As the door shuts his happy face turns to anger and he starts speedwalking down the hall. He starts to unbutton his shirt as the scene fades.
The scene opens up backstage at Wargames as "Too Hot to Handle" Matt Vandal pushes open the back door to the arena and walks in with his bag over his shoulder with his shades on as well as his game face expression...
MATT VANDAL: It's time to hurt Wilson...
Vandal says to himself as he grins and turns the hall a reporter runs up to him and tries to get a word but Vandal grabs him by the throat and throws him up against the wall and yells...
MATT VANDAL: I'll do my damn talking in the ring!!!
Vandal says walking away from the fallen reporter as the scene heads back to the ring...
Triple Threat No DQ
vs. 
vs. 
Dameon vs. Klaus Kaiser vs. Bone Crusher
CHAD BORDEAUX: Let’s start things off right tonight ladies and gentlemen, with a No DQ Triple Threat match between two RAWF Superstars trying to recapture some glory in this Federation, and one man making a debut whom from what I’ve seen is going to be quite the thorn in everyone’s side.
For Whom The Bell Tolls hits as Dameon comes down the ramp to some cheers. As he climbs into the ring, his music is cut out.
CHAD BORDEAUX: What the..?
PAUL MARSHALL: Look! There’s Santa Klaus’ manager!
RUDOLF MEINE: Look at you, standing in the ring… Nothing more than a perfect example of what you Americans are today… nothing but a bunch of FREAKS! The Aryan Dream will destroy you, you eight foot goon!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Klaus Kaiser hops out of the crowd and into the ring behind Dameon, and spins him around! Boot to the midsection, Kyrstallnacht!!
PAUL MARSHALL: He covers the leg of Dameon, it’s over!
CHAD BORDEAUX: No, it’s not! There’s still one man yet to make his appearance!
Lose Yourself hits the speakers as the crowd pops for Bone Crusher. Bone Crusher comes running down the ramp holding a stop sign and smacks Rudolf in the back of the head with it as he continues running to the ring!
CHAD BORDEAUX: BC slides in as Klaus gets up to his feet, and meets Hardcore head on! Whack! Right to the head of Klaus with that stop sign, and Klaus goes back against the ropes, and Bone Crusher charges… and hits him again, and they both tumble over the ropes and to the concrete!
PAUL MARSHALL: Klaus hits his knees and shakes his cobwebs as BC gets up to his feet. Crusher goes to stomp on Klaus, but Klaus catches his foot and stands up with it… he pulls BC close to him… Belly to Belly on the concrete!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Dameon slides out of the ring now, and picks up the time keepers bell… he charges behind Klaus, and bam! Hits him in the back of the head with that timekeepers bell!
PAUL MARSHALL: Old Kaiser roll is getting a taste of the hardcore RAWF world!
CHAD BORDEAUX: But his physique is definitely domineering…
PAUL MARSHALL: Dameon gets Klaus up to his feet, and grabs him by the throat… Chokeslam on the ring apron! Dameon starts stomping on Klaus, as Bone Crusher joins in the stomping of Klaus!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Dameon gets Klaus up to his feet now, but Bone Crusher rams both of them from behind into the apron! Klaus drops, and Dameon turns around slowly, as BC just fires more right hands to the head of Dameon!
PAUL MARSHALL: He takes the big goof and slams him head first into the ringpost!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Bone Crusher takes the dazed Dameon, and picks him up… and starts ramming his back into the ring post, and then drops him onto the concrete head first!
PAUL MARSHALL: I can’t believe Bone Crusher is actually dominating this matchup!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Bone Crusher picks up a chair now and heads for the Aryan Dream, but Klaus slides into the ring away from Bone Crusher as he swings! Bone Crusher slides in after him, and goes to swing…
PAUL MARSHALL: But the Aryan Dream meets the swinging chair with a right fist… BAM! The chair goes back into Bone Crusher’s face! Kaiser covers! 1…2… Kickout by Bone Crusher!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The Aryan yells at the referee apparently about a slow count, as he slaps his hands three times together… Frustrated, he picks Bone Crusher up and sets him up for the Kyrstallnacht!
PAUL MARSHALL: But Look out! Here comes a half assed suicide dive from Dameon! He plows through both of them!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He sure got the job done! Now it’s a standoff to see who can get to their feet first…
PAUL MARSHALL: It looks like it’s going to be Bone Crusher! Klaus and Dameon are both halfway up to their feet…
CHAD BORDEAUX: Bone Crusher with a low dropkick to the back of Klaus sends him into the turnbuckles. Meanwhile Dameon is up, and looks to meet Bone Crusher with a stiff lariat, but Bone Crusher ducks it, and grabs Dameon from behind… Snap German Suplex!
PAUL MARSHALL: Bone Crusher holds onto it!! 1…2…3!!! Bone Crusher has pulled it off! I’ll be damned!
CHAD BORDEAUX: What a match! Bone Crusher is indeed ready to take on Outlaw next week at November Nightmares, meanwhile it’s back to the drawing board for Dameon, and as for Klaus Kaiser… an impressive debut, but it seems that he was caught off guard by foreign objects… you never can trust someone from the RAWF to keep it clean…
PAUL MARSHALL: Well it said NO DISQUALIFICATION…. Stupid Germans…
CHAD BORDEAUX: I’ve got a feeling we’re going to see more of Klaus soon… and next time he’ll be a much bigger force to be reckoned with…
November
27, 2002
Nassau Coliseum
Uniondale, New York
The
most horrifying pay per view ever...
Where no match goes by normal rules...
And no one leaves the same..
Jesus or a Gun by Fuel hits and Captain Crush makes his way to the ring despite a mixed reaction from the crowd - though still mostly negative.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well the rumors are true we've been hearing them all week that the Crusher might return tonight.
PAUL MARSHALL: Yes he is Chad, but he is still wearing that neck brace and he doesn't look happy.
CHAD BORDEAUX: He's never happy.
PAUL MARSHALL: That's true but the question is, is he here to compete or is he here to retire?
CHAD BORDEAUX: That's a good question Paul, and one I don't have the answers for.
Crush climbs through the ropes and stands in the ring with a microphone waiting for his opportunity to speak.
PAUL MARSHALL: But the man does, and that's why he's here tonight.
Crush: It's been a little while since anybody has seen hide or hair of the Crusher but I've never been the kind to sit on his ass in a hospital bed when there is a whole locker room of asses I could be demolishing. Not when there are people around the world to piss off. Not when there is a world championship to be won by me.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Nice to know nothing's changed.
Crush: And besides. There were 2 pieces of unfinished business that I felt I needed to come back and clear up. The first being that there is a man going around here, flashing my championship around, claiming he is the man. James Outlaw, I'm talking to you. You flash that Intercontinental Championship around like your some hot s--t. Well I got news for you. I'm the best intercontinental champion that ever stepped foot in this damned company. Better than Sinister, better than Ice Cold and just better than the rest. So Outlaw here's what I'm proposing to you. It seems to me that November Nightmares is next week. If you're talented enough to hold onto your championship why don't you prove your man enough to go one on one with me and give me what's rightfully mine - the chance to become the Intercontinental champion for a third time. What do you say? Wargames after Nightmares. If you got the guts. And if you lose, Bone Crusher, I'd like a shot at getting my title back.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Did Crush just challenge Outlaw or Bone Crusher for the Intercontinental championship at Wargames?
PAUL MARSHALL: He did but...can he do that?
Crush: Now don't let the neck brace fool you James. I'm far from 100%. In fact my doctors have advised me against wrestling for a while. But I've got a career to think about. I've got a paycheck to think about. So next week I'll be returning to action full time with some unlucky guy. Unlucky for him because I've got a taste of bloodlust. I'm going to break some poor schmo in half with my bare hands and I'm going to drain their veins of some very vital bodily fluids.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I can't tell if he's the same old Crush or if he's gotten worse.
Crush: Now as far as the second piece of business goes there's been this masked guy. Apparently you haven't seen much of him since I've been gone but it still bothers me that I never found out who that guy was. So Masked Dude I'm begging you - stop hiding - stop interfering with my matches. Why don't you come out here now and explain yourself to me?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush is a man with an agenda here tonight.
PAUL MARSHALL: And now he's calling out the masked man. I mean many have tried this before but it ain't gonna work Chad I mean...
Man on the Edge by Iron Maiden plays as the man dressed in black with a black mask appears on the stage. In one hand he holds a microphone in the other hand he holds a voice scrambler in front of where his mouth should be.
CHAD BORDEAUX: You were saying?
Masked Man: You know Captain Crush...I've missed you. I've missed trying to make sure you stayed on that big destructive streak that you were on. I've missed messing with people's minds making them wonder just who I am and what I'm doing here. :-D It's been a world of fun. But you say you'll be here next week at November Nightmares? Well since I've always been where you've been and they say "one good turn deserves another", then Captain Crush - if your here next week then I'll be here next week. But as far as revealing who I am is concerned - why don't we save that?
Man on the Edge replays as the masked man makes his way to the back again and Crush looks even less happy than he did before.
PAUL MARSHALL: So Crush wants the masked man's identity AND he wants his intercontinental championship rematch.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Yes Paul and if he's lucky he may get both in one night.
PAUL MARSHALL: But look at the Sasquatch as he holds his neck just walking to the back you think he's in any condition to wrestle next week at November Nightmares?
CHAD BORDEAUX: I guess we'll see Paul. I guess we'll see.
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World
Title Tournament Semi Final
vs. 
Matt Vandal vs. David Wilson
RING ANNOUNCER: The following contest is a semifinal World Title Tournament match!!! Introducing-
Wicked Young Man by Alice Cooper cuts the announcer off and Grave Digger appears on stage with Darksider trailing behind him. He leads Darksider to ringside and comes to the announcer's table. Grave Digger grabs a spare folding chair and folds it next to the table pointing to it and shouting for Darksider to sit there and stay still. He does as he's told and Grave Digger takes his seat next to Chad Bordeaux, putting on the head phones.
GRAVE DIGGER: Gooood evening Bordeaux!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Oh brother! What are you doing here?
GRAVE DIGGER: Paul... how do you do?
PAUL MARSHALL: Oh just wonderful... Chad, say hello to our guest!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Hi Grave Digger...
GRAVE DIGGER: Well geez Chad, that wasn't much of a greeting! What went wrong between us pal?
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, weighing in at 276 pounds, "Too Hot to Handle" Matt Vandal!!!!
Fuel by Metallica plays and as Matt Vandal walks onto the stage and raises both hands in the air he meets some cheers from diehard fans, but a lot of boos from people who find his arrogance annoying. He heads to the ring, leaps onto the apron, then steps through the ropes.
GRAVE DIGGER: I don't like this kid... He's too damn cocky.
CHAD BORDEAUX: You aren't exactly down to earth about yours and Darksider's abilities either Digger-
GRAVE DIGGER: Hey! Easy there Chad, you know I can say the word and Darksider will stop sitting so quietly and smash your teeth down your throat.
CHAD BORDEAUX: A fact that in itself is very odd.
GRAVE DIGGER: What is so odd? Victoria destroyed his mind, the friend that I am, I am trying to help the poor man restore it.
CHAD BORDEAUX: You sound so sincere too. Well Vandal is out here in the ring and we are awaiting on the arrival of David Wilson, But look Paul he's taking the mic from the Ring Announcer...
MATT VANDAL: You know...I could say alot of things right now.
Vandal says walking back and forth inside the ring.
MATT VANDAL: I could say what I'm going to do to Wilson in this ring tonight...I could say about what's going to happen next week when I step into the ring with Darksider and take that RAWF World Heavyweight title! Or hell, I could even talk about Wilson's little b*tch!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: HA HA!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Oh come on Paul, that was uncalled for!!
MATT VANDAL: The fact of the matter is, there is no reason to. In my opinion who gives a f*ck if you can talk the talk if you can't walk the walk!!! And your damn right I can do both!! But can you Wilson!?
Vandal stops to think about it for a few seconds and looks a little frustrated about it as he points to the entry way in anger...
MATT VANDAL: YOU KNOW WHAT WILSON!!! The time for talk is over! And its put up or shut up time in this damn ring tonight!!! So get your ass out here and lets do this...NOW!!!
Vandal slams the microphone down
and gets ready for Wilson as the ring announcer picks the microphone back
up.
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, weighing 325 pounds, David Wilson!!!!
Martin Scorcese by King Missile begins to play as Wilson comes right out of the curtain and makes a B-line to the ring. He ignores the crowds intense booing and slides right into the ring and begins laying into Vandal immediately.
GRAVE DIGGER: Now there's a man I respect! David Wilson is a mean son of a bitch. Which is why I'll be rooting for him in the match...
CHAD BORDEAUX: Digger... commentators shouldn't be objective-
PAUL MARSHALL: Ahhh let him go Chad, you do it every damn week!
CHAD BORDEAUX: ME!? Look whose talking Paul!
GRAVE DIGGER: Do either of you ever CALL THE MATCH!? David Wilson is hammering into Wilson as the bell rings backing him right up into the corner.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson continues the assault with some more blurring punches to the face. When he's got Vandal reeling he becomes more calculated drawing back for a big haymaker followed by a back elbow smash to the face.
PAUL MARSHALL: Wilson brings a knee up into the gut of Vandal and then Irish whips him across the entire ring sending him crashing into the other corner. Vandal already feeling it as Wilson turns back to the corner he's in and...
GRAVE DIGGER: Unties the top turnbuckle pad and tosses it aside exposing the hard steel under it! A veteran move! What a guy!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Meanwhile Vandal has regained himself across the ring and charges back at Wilson! Wilson turns and gets taken down by a huge clothesline!
PAUL MARSHALL: Wilson goes down in the corner and Vandal hangs onto the top rope while he stomps a frickin' muddhole in Wilson! The referee tries to stop things with the 5 count.
GRAVE DIGGER: Yeah like that will work...
CHAD BORDEAUX: And when he reaches five Vandal turns and chases him off halfway across the ring. Wilson in the meantime gets the chance to get right back up and charges a distracted Matt Vandal. Matt however, turns just in time to duck a clothesline attempt and latch onto Wilson's waist from behind. German Suplex!
GRAVE DIGGER: Damn that Matthew!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Actually it's just Matt... You can even check his birth certif-
PAUL MARSHALL: Oh shut up! Vandal keeps hold of Wilson's waist and rolls back up still locked onto Wilson. Wilson doesn't let the same thing happen twice and brings an elbow back to the side of Vandal's head until Vandal releases the hold. Wilson turns, whips Matt into the ropes and big boots his head off as he bounces back!
GRAVE DIGGER: Ruthless from a ruthless man! I love it!
PAUL MARSHALL: You do realize that if Wilson wins he'll be facing Darksider at the PPV...
GRAVE DIGGER: Oh yeah... Boooo! Go Vandal!
CHAD BORDEAUX: I will never get you people... Vandal rolls to his feet and charges Wilson- Lou Thesz press followed by right hands to the face of a stunned Wilson!
PAUL MARSHALL: When Wilson regains his senses he tosses Vandal off of him and climbs to his feet at the same moment as Vandal does. Wilson to his feet first scoops Vandal up and slams him right back to the mat!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson gives no time for recovery before he drops an elbow right down into the throat of Vandal! Wilson yanks Matt back up just long enough to even-flow him right back to the mat face first!
GRAVE DIGGER: He never lets up!
PAUL MARSHALL: Right you are Digger as Wilson again pulls Vandal back up again-
CHAD BORDEAUX: And Vandal brings a knee right up into Wilson's gut! Wilson doubles over and Vandal hooks both arms- Double underhook back breaker!!! Brutal!
PAUL MARSHALL: I'll say!
GRAVE DIGGER: Ditto!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Vandal goes immediately for the cover hooking the leg. 1.... 2.. and Wilson kicks out!
PAUL MARSHALL: Both men back up with Vandal still in control he takes Wilson up vertical! OOOO HUGE Brain Buster! He covers again! One..... Two.... Th- no! Wilson kicks out!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He was a little closer that time! Notice how Vandal stays right on Wilson with cover after cover.
PAUL MARSHALL: That's because Vandal actually cares!
GRAVE DIGGER: Wilson could beat him with a snap of a finger! But he'd rather hurt him!
CHAD BORDEAUX: I'm just saying is that really the smart way to-
PAUL MARSHALL: Shut it Chad! Vandal has Wilson back up by the hair and stays in control with a spinning neck breaker! Cover!
CHAD BORDEAUX: 1....
2....
No! Wilson kicks out again Matt finds himself pulling him back up- Wilson gets up holding Vandal's arm and yanks him towards him taking him down with a short arm clothesline!
PAUL MARSHALL: David backs up and waits for Vandal to climb to his feet. Vandal makes it up and Wilson charges in and takes him back down with a powerful spear!
GRAVE DIGGER: David just WAILING on his face now! Those are the hardest punches I've ever seen... next to Darksider's that is.
CHAD BORDEAUX: David doesn't even think of letting up before the referee grabs his arm in mid punch and tries pulling him off of Vandal. Wilson gets up and turns glaring at the referee... AND HE TAKES HIS HEAD OFF WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Damn it! Wilson takes down the referee for no good reason!
GRAVE DIGGER: No good reason!? That referee was asking for it!
PAUL MARSHALL: Amen to that!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson turns and Vandal is back up as he kicks Wilson in the gut. He sets him for it... lifts him... and spins around in a circle before PLANTING him to the mat! What a Twirling Powerbomb! Vandal takes it right into a cover with both legs hooked! But there is no referee! Damn it!
GRAVE DIGGER: Like that would have stopped Wilson anyway! Vandal has nothing left to do but pull Wilson back up- Wilson with a... a... a well placed punch!
CHAD BORDEAUX: A Damn low blow! Wilson with the low blow and he grabs Vandal and lifts him up.
PAUL MARSHALL: Fade to Black!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Ha! But Wilson took the referee out!
PAUL MARSHALL: He didn't even attempt to cover and I don't know if he would have. He's going outside now and goes straight for the-
GRAVE DIGGER: Steel steps! I love it! Wilson unhooks the top half of the steel steps and tosses them into the ring.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson gets into the ring and picks up those steel steps- But kicks up and catches Wilson between the legs!
PAUL MARSHALL: I suppose that was okay though!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Both of these fighters play dirty, what can I say? Wilson drops those heavy steps of steel and Vandal to his feet now and lifts Wilson right onto his shoulders! Good God no!
PAUL MARSHALL: F-5 onto the steps?!
CHAD BORDEAUX: No! Wilson shifts his weight and slips off Vandal's shoulders. Wilson spins Vandal around and grabs him belly to belly-
GRAVE DIGGER: S---!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: MODIFIED BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!! Wilson tosses Vandal over top of him and Vandal crashed down right on his shoulder onto those steel steps!! Vandal is hurt!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Hurt!? He's knocked right out! He may be more then just hurt!
GRAVE DIGGER: Good!
PAUL MARSHALL: Wilson reaching into his pants now- and he pulls out a sharpie marker?! what?
GRAVE DIGGER: For a second I thought he was gonna-
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wait he's bending over and... writing on Vandal? Can we get a close up?
PAUL MARSHALL: Wilson is leaving the ring and he just autographed Matt Vandal's forehead! HAHAHA!
CHAD BORDEAUX: And Wilson is laughing? What kind of sick human being is he?
PAUL MARSHALL: We should put Vandal on E-bay!
GRAVE DIGGER: Well damn it! Who is Darksider gonna face a Nightmares?
PAUL MARSHALL: The referee is getting up... maybe we'll find out.
CHAD BORDEAUX: The referee catches a glimpse of Wilson heading through the curtain to the back and looks confused.
PAUL MARSHALL: He starts a count!
The referee slowly counts to 10 as Vandal begins to stir but not get up in the ring. The referee calls for the bell.
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner as a result of a count out, Matt Vandal!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Fair enough...
GRAVE DIGGER: So Vandal moves on?
CHAD BORDEAUX: I guess so...
GRAVE DIGGER: Allright then, you heard em Darksider... now do your thing.
CHAD BORDEAUX: What do you mean- wait a second!!
Darksider gets up from where he's sat completely still next to Grave Digger and gets onto the apron stepping over the ropes and into the ring.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider getting into the ring now as officials have crowded around Vandal trying to help him up... Damn it! Darksider begins taking out the officials left and right!
PAUL MARSHALL: This is great!
GRAVE DIGGER: Ain't it?
CHAD BORDEAUX: NO! It's not! When everything has been cleared and Vandal has managed to get up heavily favoring one shoulder Darksider kicks him below the belt and hooks both arms... NO!!!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: KILLING MACHINE!!!! KILLING MACHINE RIGHT ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! BRUTAL!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Sick!
GRAVE DIGGER: Fantastic! The World title is mine- errr ours!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Grave Digger you are a sick man!
PAUL MARSHALL: Chad I think it's time for you to say-
CHAD BORDEAUX: That is all the time we have for tonight folks! We will see next week for NOVEMBER NIGHTMARES!!
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