November
27, 2002
Nassau Coliseum
Uniondale, New York
Screens across America go black and then flash the RAWF logo. A shape far off in the blackness quickly races towards the screen and comes to a screeching halt as a wicked looking pumpkin/skull as big as the screen. The skull's jaws yawn open and let forth an ear piercing scream as the words NOVEMBER NIGHTMARES in twisted bleeding letters shoot out of the mouth. The Nassau Coliseum is on it's collective feet as RAWF begins to broadcast live on Pay Per View. Pyros immediately explode with more power and report than ever before at a RAWF event and the cameras pan around the arena of crazed and screaming RAWF fans and their signs that include:
DWIGHT SCHULTZ TAKES NO CRAP
BIG DAWG = THE MASKED MAN
WELCOME BACK CRUSH (I THINK)
CRIPPLER IS HARDCORE
I CAN HANDLE MATT VANDAL
The camera's finally come to a stop at ringside where Paul Marshall and Chad Bordeaux are ready to give the Pay Per View run down.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Hello everyone and welcome to November Nightmares! What a Pay Per View extravaganza where it is said that NO match will go under normal rules! My what a Nightmare!
PAUL MARSHALL: Nightmare? It's a dream come true you idiot! Just look at these damn matches!
CHAD BORDEAUX: As far as the RAWF fans go Paul, you may be right, but quite frankly I am scared.
PAUL MARSHALL: You're just scared you're gonna get hit with some explosion or flying metal object!
CHAD BORDEAUX: I'm scared for our rosters physical well being!
PAUL MARSHALL: Pussy...
CHAD BORDEAUX: We start things off with our first ever NOVEMBER NIGHTMARES GAUNTLET! No disqualification, 8 men, total chaos! Any one of these men could walk out of here the First ever Nightmares Gauntlet Champion!
PAUL MARSHALL: It's just like the Mayhem match Chad! That match has really catapulted people's careers! I mean just look at the winners over the years in the March Mayhem match!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Names like Mojo the Demonic Clown, The Crippler, Tommy Payne, and Pimpster-
PAUL MARSHALL: Well... not Pimpster.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Pimpster was an excellent and talented RAWF superstar!
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah uh, what ever happened to him?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well uuh...
PAUL MARSHALL: Well anyway these 8 superstars have the chance to become a part of history tonight! Along with that we have 3 championship titles to be decided in various types of matches that quite frankly Chaos has not even made aware to us yet. But Hell, anything is bound to happen!
CHAD BORDEAUX: That's for sure! We have Bone Crusher against James Outlaw for that Intercontinental championship! Bone Crusher is with out a doubt something special in this industry.
PAUL MARSHALL: You're right about that, he is something else.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Tonight we'll see if he has what it takes to run out a rather silent IC champion in a match he earned at last months Birthday Bash when he destroyed Trever Leiss.
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah but Trever "claims" he let Bone Crusher win that match. Ha! Yeah right, and Chad here has been on a diet. HA!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Paul you've got issues. Next we have what could possibly be one of the most volatile match up the RAWF has ever booked. The one, the only Crippler one on one defending his hardcore championship against the heartless monster David Wilson!
PAUL MARSHALL: Do you have any frickin' idea how bad these two are gonna tear each other apart Chad? Any? It's going to be bedlam, mayhem, madness, destructive, insane, unthinkable, ultra-violent, and ultra-entertaining!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Or it could be the end of two men's careers as we know it Paul.
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah, what part of ultra-entertaining didn't you get?
CHAD BORDEAUX: On top of that we have the Final to our Real Action Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Championship Tournament!
PAUL MARSHALL: That's a mouthful.
CHAD BORDEAUX: The impressive, seemingly unstoppable rookie against brute force and twisted mind of Darksider and Grave Digger.
PAUL MARSHALL: You make it sound like a damn handicap match Chad! It's one on one! There's no rule that says you can't have an intelligent super genius working in your corner! It covers the physical, mental, and psychological play fields.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Or psychotic for that matter! What you see as intelligent super genius, I see as completely insane! And it's obvious what that twisted freak Grave Digger wants!
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah, he wants his friend to get better and the only way that's going to happen is if Darksider gets back to where he once was and can remember the good days. It can only happen if he wins that title, you heard Grave Digger!
CHAD BORDEAUX: My ass Paul, that's the dumbest logic I ever heard-
Take the Power Back suddenly interrupts the two of them as RAWF's President Chaos steps out onto the stage ignoring the intense boos the Uniondale crowd is giving him. President Chaos has a mic and he's all business.
PREZ CHAOS: I am out here to announce just ONE of the three types of matches we will be seeing on tonight's show, just to give you ungrateful idiots something to hunger for.
The fans boo the cheap shot.
PREZ CHAOS: When everyone heard about November Nightmares where "NO match will go under normal rules", everyone immediately thinks extreme! Everyone immediately thinks HARDCORE! That is why I will announce right now the stipulations for tonight's hardcore championship match!
The crowd begins to buzz.
PREZ CHAOS: Crippler, David Wilson, it's no secret the two of you want nothing more than to tear each other LIMB from LIMB tonight. I thought long and hard about it. I could possibly lose 2 of the biggest draws this company has. So I thought "We'll just leave this a normal hardcore match" and hope it stops the two of you from killing each other.
The crowd boo their disapproval.
PREZ CHAOS: Then I realized, I don't give a shit about either of you! Each and every week it's the likes of you two that bring me more law suits, and more angry phone calls from the PTC, the FCC, and parents around America. It's people like you that constantly push the envelope and put other talent on MY roster in jeopardy. So why not kill two birds with one stone? Go right to the root of the problem, right here on LIVE PAY PER VIEW, and get it done in one night only. Why not stick you in the most Brutal match I can think of?
The crowd actually likes the idea.
PREZ CHAOS: So tonight we will see the Crippler against David Wilson, for the Hardcore title! Submission or Pinfall anywhere. RAWF officials will strip the ring of it's ropes and turnbuckle pads, and string the ring instead with razor wire.
The crowd buzzes more.
PREZ CHAOS: A sledge hammer tied to one corner, a barbwire wrapped 2x4 in another corner, a ladder tied to the next, and a bag full of broken glass, thumb tacks, and scrap metal to the last.
The crowd is going insane.
PREZ CHAOS: And lastly, the ring will be surrounded with C-4 littered tables! Crippler, David Wilson, you're Nightmares have come true, I hope you are happy!
The crowd actually cheers the announcement as Chaos makes his leave.
CHAD BORDEAUX: What?! THAT SOUNDS INSANE!
PAUL
MARSHALL: IT'S BRILLIANT!
We see John Coleman standing in front of the backdrop advertising Nightmares. He has a mic and appears to be waiting for someone. He looks toward the camera.
JOHN COLEMAN: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, welcome to November Nightmares. I hope you are enjoying this PPV as much as I am. Right now I'm standing along side RAWF superstar Y2K Kris Jaric who is about to step into a gauntlet match with a number of other superstars.
Y2K Walks over to him. He is wearing his sleeveless "Y2K" shirt and black Adidas pants. He looks fresh and sweat glistens off his biceps.
JOHN COLEMAN: Y2K, how you doing tonight?you have a big match tonight where you'll be in a gauntlet match with several other wrestlers with the possibility of more being added. How do you feel about that?
Grabs mic
Y2K KRIS JARIC: It really doesn't matter how Y2K is feeling, why? Because Y2K doesn't even need to be at 110% to whip half these clowns going into the match with Y2K tonight. Obviously these amateurs are not EVEN in the same league as Y2K!
JOHN COLEMAN: But Y2K this is a gauntlet match, there is no telling what what could go down!
Y2K KRIS JARIC: Shut your mouth for a minute Coleman! Y2K says... Gauntlet match... November Nightmares... Y2K in a match with several others who think they can roll with the legend in the making....Y2K says you've got to be kidding me! you can throw any kind of match you want at Y2K...cage match... hell in a cell, street fight... three stages of hell... TLC... iron man match... It doesn't matter because Y2K will come out on top in all of them and Y2K begs you to find someone that can beg to differ. As far as who Y2K is fighting, Y2K thinks you know as well as anyone that it doesn't matter what piece of crap you want to throw in there with Y2K he'll whip their ass up one side of the arena and down the other. Y2K is that good! So Y2K says bring it on! Bring the baddest, smelliest, piece of junk from a hole in the ground to fight Y2K and he'll whip his ass too!
JOHN COLEMAN: But Y2K your in there with some tough guys like, JD Awesome, Dameon, Trever Leiss...
Y2K KRIS JARIC: So, How many times do I have to tell you, Y2K isn't affected by who's in the match... Hell throw Bozo the clown in and see if it makes a difference! Y2K is back and greater then ever.... Are you ready Coleman?
Looks toward camera
Y2K KRIS JARIC: Are you ready?!
He proceeds to shove Coleman out of the way and walks off.
NIGHTMARES GAUNTLET
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Well Paul, I'm about as anxious as anyone to see the
first ever November Nightmares Gauntlet winner will be!
PAUL
MARSHALL: I'm just ready to see some asses get beat down!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: you all at home know the rules, and if you don't...
PAUL
MARSHALL: Then piss on ya!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Indeed. Let's see who drew #1 for tonight!
As the arena's light go dim, For Whom The Bell Tolls by Metallica airs over the Tron. Waiting for his announcement, Dameon does a few last minute stretches, then ducks to enter upon the ramp. Once visible to his fans, they burst into cheers as Dameon stands up straight. With a determined look upon his face, He slowly makes his way to the ring. Slowly striding down the isle, he adjusts his elbow pads and slap the hands of a few fans. He stops by one fan who is holding up a sign that reads, "3D = Digger Does Darksider", and after smiling a bit takes the kids sign and shakes his hand. Once Dameon grabs a mic from Chad, he climbs into the ring and circles a bit. Once the music fades and the lighting returns to normal, Dameon smiles as he stands center ring.......
DAMEON: Ya know, it's been a long ass time since I did a promo in a ring in front of such great fans. I look around and see both young and old fans, so I guess this goes out to my true fans. WHAAAASSSSSUP RAWF?!?
The fans in unison holler back.......
FANS: WHAAAAASSSSSSUP DAMEON!?!
Dameon smiles in delight as he leans over the ropes.......
DAMEON: I thought ya'd never ask! Well, I was sitting backstage getting ready for my match, then it dawned on me. Where the hell do I wanna go in life? I pondered and pondered, then as I was coming to the ring, I saw this sign and it opened my eyes.
Dameon holds up the sign for all to see.......
DAMEON: 3D = Digger Does Darksider! At first I got a good laugh, but then I thought to myself saying,"Self, what is it you want to obtain? Well that's easy, I want what every Tom, Dick, and Hairy wants in this fed. I want that damn title! So how are you gonna get it?". Well it didn't take long to realize what I have to do.
Dameon walks over to the other side of the ring and leans upon the ropes.......
DAMEON: See, I am semi psychic. I can foresee Darksider winning the title tonight. I know him, and I know his cheating ways. Sooooo, this shout out goes to Darksider and his lil' pal Grave Digger. If ya win tonight, I want you to walk your ass to the Chaos and book me Vs you at your first defense! That is if your man enough, and according to this sign, Digger Does Darksider. So I dunno who the man really is, the man giving or the man receiving!
Fans laugh and cheer as Dameon tosses his mic and awaits his opponent.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: An unlucky number for anyone, hopefully the Gentle,
turned "Not so gentle-giant" gets a chance to show that he is not
to be taken lightly...
PAUL
MARSHALL: And which bastard drew #2...
Warpig
by Black Sabbath hits the speakers and Rod Cordington bursts down the ramp
at full speed, headed for the ring.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: And here comes Rod coming at full speed, he's ready
to get himself some!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Rod slides into the ring and charges at Dameon... but
gets a big boot to the face! Rod gets up quickly shaking the cobwebs off that
shot, and Dameon takes him down hard with a clothesline.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Quick cover by Dameon 1... and Rod kicks out before
2. Both men get up to their feet now, and start trading punches... left, right,
left by Dameon, and he gets Rod backed into the corner, and tosses him to
the opposite side!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Rod hits the turnbuckles back first, and comes out
quickly in pain... Boot to the midsection by Dameon, sit-down powerbomb! 1...2...
and Rod barely gets his ass out of that one.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Dameon slides out of the ring now, as Rod is taking
some time to get to his feet. Anything goes in this matchup, as Dameon grabs
a chair, and slides back into the ring. Just as Rod gets up... WHACK! To the
head of Rod, and he bounces backwards into the ropes.
PAUL
MARSHALL: WHACK! Again by Dameon! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! And the
steel chair is almost dented clear through! Rod slips off the ropes and down
to the ground, as Dameon sets what's left of the steel chair up in sitting
position.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Dameon gets Rod up to his feet... Belly to Belly suplex...AND
HE PUTS ROD THROUGH THE CHAIR!
PAUL
MARSHALL: D-Mo covers: 1...2...3! Sayanara Rod!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Rod Cordington is eliminated, almost as quickly as
he entered! Dameon seems to be just warming up! Let's see who got #3...
Klaus Kaiser's music hits as he and
his manager Rudolph come down the ramp, and into the ring.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Now this is going to get interesting!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Klaus and Dameon tie up... Knee by Klaus, and he gives
Dameon a facebuster... This sends Dameon back towards the ropes, but Dameon
comes back with a hard lariat to the throat of Klaus, sending him backwards...
CHAD
BORDEAUX: As Klaus stumbles back, Dameon hits the nearby ropes
and hits him again with another hard lariat, this time sending the big German
down!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Several stomps by Dameon, as Klaus gets his way back
to his feet. They tie up again, and Dameon lands a hard forearm shot to the
face of Klaus, and goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Klaus with a low blow
on Dameon!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Impaler DDT on Dameon, and Klaus pops up, and has Rudolph
reach underneath the ring and get him a table!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Dameon struggles to get up now, but Klaus meets him
halfway with a bearhug front suplex! Rudolph slides the table into the ring,
as Klaus Kaiser sets it up for destruction!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: He gets the big Dameon up to his feet now, and sets
him up for the Krystallnacht, right through that table!
PAUL
MARSHALL: But Dameon with several elbows mashes his way out of
it, and grabs Klaus by the throat! CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE TABLE BY DAMEON!!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Rudolph makes a run-in attempt, but Dameon grabs him
by the throat as well! And he chokeslams Rudolph right on top of Klaus and
the rubble that was once a table!
PAUL
MARSHALL: He kicks Rudolph off of Klaus, and gets Double K up
to his feet... Full Nelson slam! Dameon covers! 1...2...3! The big man is
on a roll!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: How long will Dameon's endurance hold up?! Klaus starts
to roll out of the ring, as Dameon grabs Rudolph and picks him up to his feet...
and lifts him high into the air into a military press...
PAUL
MARSHALL: And with ease Dameon tosses Rudolph out of the ring,
as lucky combatant #4 meets Dameon!
The fans cheer as Independent
Woman by Destiny's Child hits the speakers and Halie comes out.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Oh no...
PAUL
MARSHALL: HAHA!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: With the roll Dameon has been on, I don't know if I
want to be 5'3 120 lb Halie right now...
PAUL
MARSHALL: They do say big things come in small packages, don't
they, Chad?
CHAD
BORDEAUX: We'll see... Halie rolls into the ring as Dameon stands
up next to her, and she looks up at the 7'4 Monster! Dameon just chuckles
at Halie and shakes his head...
PAUL
MARSHALL: He shouldn't of let his guard down,as Halie gives him
a swift kick right in-between the legs! Dameon bends over in pain, as Halie
gives her a quick roundhouse kick to the head, taking Dameon down to a knee.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Halie hits the nearby ropes, swivel kick to the back
of Dameon's head, and he goes down! But not for long, as he starts to shake
the cobwebs and get up to his hands and knees...
PAUL
MARSHALL: Just in time for Halie to roll him up in a Mahistrol
Cradle! 1...2...3!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: NO! Dameon kicked out of it, and boy does he look pissed
off now!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Halie runs up the turnbuckles, and dives backwards
with a flying shaolin kick, that lands into the chest of Dameon, and sends
him backwards slightly. She goes for a roundhouse, and backs him up into the
corner! Halie with another roundhouse... but Dameon catches her by the leg!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: He pulls her into his body, and hooks her by the head...
Cradle Piledriver!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Dameon slides out of the ring now, and unlatches the
steel steps, and tosses them into the ring!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: He goes back to the ring, but Halie with a low dropkick
to the knees of Dameon, sends him off the apron, and slamming into the guardrail!
Dameon lays sprawled against the rail, as Halie runs to the opposite side
of the ropes… she comes back, and with amazing catlike ability, she hops
onto the side rope and launches herself into… A DIVING CRESCENT KICK!!!
PAUL
MARSHALL: But Dameon rolls out of the way at the last second,
and Halie crashes into the security railing tailbone first!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: My god what sickening thud when she landed! She looks
severely hurt Paul…
PAUL
MARSHALL: Ahh, she’s fine. Look, Dameon’s helping her
up! And he crashes her down to the concrete with a hard dangerous driver!
Looks like I spoke too soon! HAHA!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: That isn’t funny Paul… The hit she took could
have kept an army down for a three count… I don’t know why the referee
hasn’t stopped this matchup so she can live to battle another day…
PAUL
MARSHALL: Because THIS is the RAWF you moron! And it’s
a no disqualification bout! Dameon rolls Halie into the ring, and looks to
follow up with the pin.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: 1…2…3! Halie is eliminated, as medical personnel
swarms over to her. I don’t discredit Dameon for doing his job, but…
PAUL
MARSHALL: Oh don’t give me any of your shit Chad! I’d
of gatorslapped the bitch for kicking me in the jollygivers! She’s getting
off light!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: With that said, Dameon exits the ring and heads up
the ramp so he can meet lucky #5 in the gauntlet…
PAUL
MARSHALL: Or Unlucky…
Wanted
by Gravity Kills hits the speakers, as the fans pop loudly for RAWF Favorite
Trever Leiss.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: It’s Leiss!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Or is it?
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Where is he???
PAUL
MARSHALL: Not again…
CHAD
BORDEAUX: There he is! Leiss jumps out of the crowd, behind Dameon
holding a crowbar! WHAM! To the back of the head of Dameon, and the big man
goes down!
PAUL
MARSHALL: HAHA! He was hoping to meet his next opponent face
to face while Halie was being helped out of the ring, and got his ass stomped!
HAHA!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Dameon struggles to get to his feet now, and Leiss
takes the crowbar and smacks Dameon in the back of the knee with it, taking
him back down. Dameon shouts in pain from the crowbar shot, as Leiss lays
it into him some more with more crowbar shots to the right leg of Dameon!
WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Leiss gets the giant goof up to his feet, and cracks
him with that crowbar across the nose, busting his nose wide open!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Dameon still stands tall however, dazed, and slightly
limping. Leiss grabs him by the hair and starts dragging him over towards
the steel steps Dameon was setting up for Halie. He goes to attempt to pick
up Dameon for the F.U.C.T…
PAUL
MARSHALL: But a knee by Dameon, and out of nowhere, he POWERBOMBS
LEISS ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Through pain, and exhaustion, Dameon collapses onto
the concrete, as Leiss lays helpless on those steel steps, writhing in pain!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Dameon pulls himself slightly up to his feet using
the apron, as Leiss still lies motionless. Dameon pulls himself up onto the
apron now, and looks down at the misplaced steel steps below…
OH HELLS NO! HE’S NOT GOING TO…
CHAD
BORDEAUX: DAMEON DIVES OFF THE APRON FOR A GIANT ELBOW DROP…
AND SMASHES RIGHT THROUGH LEISS WHO WAS LAID OUT ON THE STEEL STEPS! The steps
cave in slightly, as the momentum rolls Leiss off of the steel steps and into
a fetal position on the concrete…
PAUL
MARSHALL: Trever’s been exiled from reality! HAHA!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Dameon struggles to get up now, as he seems to be favoring
his elbow now from that hard drop! I can’t believe he did that!
PAUL
MARSHALL: He’s not a master of the aerial arts, and I think
Macho Man Randy Savage is sitting at home right now vomiting at the technical
aerial ability Dameon showed with that elbow drop… but one this is for
certain! Being the filling of a steel, and 400 LB flesh sandwich, your ass
is going to go through some hurting!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Both of them are in some pain, though I don’t
think Trever feels much of it anymore… Dameon gets the lifeless Leiss
and rolls him into the ring. Dameon takes his time getting into the ring,
where he makes the cover: 1…2…3! Trever has been eliminated, as
the medical personnel charge into the ring with the same stretcher that was
used several minutes ago to take Halie away!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Rod Cordington… Klaus Kaiser…Halie…and
now Trever Leiss. Who’s next?!
Kris Jaric’s music hits as he
rushes down the ramp, headed to ringside as the fans pop for him loudly.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: It’s Jaric!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Jaric hops up onto the apron, and then to the turnbuckles…
Missile Dropkick and he takes the giant Dameon down quickly! Y2K Covers! 1…2…
NO! Kickout by Dameon.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Jaric drags up Dameon to his feet and tosses him into
the nearby corner. Jaric charges, and looks for a big splash… but Dameon
dodges out in the nick of time, and Kris hits chest first!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Dameon now with the clothesline from behind, and they
both tumble over the top rope and down to the ground below! It’s a struggle
now to who can get up first!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Dameon is seriously fatigued at this point, but then
again, who wouldn’t be? Jaric gets to his feet first, and charges at
Dameon… but Dameon with a backbody drop, sends Jaric onto the security
railing back first! Oh my!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Dameon now reaches around and drags Jaric back over
the top and onto the concrete. Dameon tosses Kris into the steel post…
but Jaric reverses the Irish whip, and sends Dameon shoulder first into the
steel ring post! He stumbles backwards, as Jaric reaches underneath the apron…
and pulls out a Singapore Cane!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: The trademark weapon of the Crippler!
PAUL
MARSHALL: I think Untouchable and Crippler were saving that for
after the show… damn Jaric…
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Oh enough! Jaric swings the cane, and it cracks right
onto Dameon’s right leg that Leiss was working on earlier. Dameon goes
down to a knee, and Jaric swings the cane at full force, crashing right across
Dameon’s forehead, sending him down!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Now it’s up to Jaric to give him the patented
“Roll in the ring and pin his ass” that we’ve seen done traditionally…
CHAD
BORDEAUX: That he does momentarily…
PAUL
MARSHALL: Jaric has Dameon into the ring now and goes for the
cover… 1…2…3!! Dameon has finally been eliminated!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: NO! Dameon got his shoulder up barely at the nick of
time! The ref is saying only a count of two!
PAUL
MARSHALL: WHAT?!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Jaric argues with the referee, as Dameon simply sits
up enough to roll Jaric into a schoolboy! 1…2…3!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Jaric reverses it into an armbar submission! The crowd
goes wild!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Dameon is fighting now for his life, as Jaric cranks
on the armbar submission… He fights to get leverage onto Jaric…
PAUL
MARSHALL: And through force Dameon gets the leverage to get on
top of of Jaric, as he uses the arm Jaric was pulling on to start feeding
him fists to the face! Jaric is on his back, but the referee doesn’t
make a count, as Dameon wastes a good cover for simple mounted punches!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: I think this may be a last resort to a worn down and
battered Dameon as Jaric rolls over to his stomach, and tries to pull himself
up with the ropes of the ring…
PAUL
MARSHALL: Dameon follows him up, just mauling into him with knees,
sending Jaric into the corner! Dameon grabs Jaric by the side… Vertical
Suplex! He hangs onto it! 1…2… Kickout by Jaric!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Another nearfall by Dameon, as he gets Jaric back up
to his feet… Forearm shot by Jaric! And he whips Dameon into the ropes…
Armdrag takedown by Jaric into a submission, but Dameon sits up with it quickly,
and Jaric uses the momentum to take him down with a swinging neckbreaker!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Jaric uses the advantage now to head to the top rope…
and deliver a hard frogsplash down across Dameon’s sternum! There’s
no way Dameon can kick out of that now! 1…2…3!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: No! Dameon with his shoulder up at the last second!
He rolls to his stomach, and tries to get up, as Jaric straight forward kicks
him into the face! Dameon stumbles back down, as Jaric pulls him to his feet,
and tosses him into the ropes…
PAUL
MARSHALL: Dameon comes back, and Jaric delivers a hard spinebuster
to Dameon, and pops back up… AND PUTS DAMEON INTO THE WALLS OF JARIC!!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: The ref checks Dameon… Dameon is trying to fight
out of the walls of Jaric… he reaches out with all of his might to get
to the ropes….
PAUL
MARSHALL: But it’s of no use! Jaric wrenches harder onto
the leglock… and Dameon taps! Dameon has tapped out to the Walls of Jaric!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: What a finish for Dameon, lasting by my watch, 32 minutes,
and manhandling 5 opponents, before submitting to the walls of Jaric. I think
Dameon has made a statement tonight to future opponents, if you ask me.
PAUL
MARSHALL: Yeah, and it’s called tap, tap, tapparoo! HAHAHA!
Who’s next, anyway?? What the hell number are we on?
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Number seven by my calculations…
Get Free by
The Vines hits the speakers, as it’s JD Awesome’s turn to get into
the action…
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Now wait a minute! What’s happened here?!?!?!
PAUL
MARSHALL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Captain Crush comes down the ramp…
Dragging a bloody JD Awesome in one hand, and a microphone into the other.
CAPTAIN
CRUSH: It seems that JD Awesome never learned that you shouldn’t
run full force into steel pipes backstage… especially steel pipes held
by people over seven feet tall…
CHAD
BORDEAUX: He’s bludgeoned JD with a lead pipe backstage!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Where did you get your Bachelor’s degree at,
Freud?
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Jaric watches on, as Crush picks JD high above his
head… and plants him face first into the steel ramp! JD hits, and starts
to roll down the ramp! He picks JD up again… Oh no…
PAUL
MARSHALL: He’s just fulfilling his promise Chad, chill out!
Chokeslam onto the concrete floor! HAHA!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: JD hits with a thump, as Crush picks him up again!
He gets JD into pumphandle position now and… Oh no… Don’t do
it Crush! Damnit! Don’t do it!!! NO!
PAUL
MARSHALL: CRUSH-O-MATIC 3001 RIGHT INTO THE DENTED STEEL STEPS
OUTSIDE THE RING!!! JD Awesome crashed head first!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: He’s dragging JD up again! Someone stop him! Please!
I can’t believe he’s getting away with this!
PAUL
MARSHALL: He gives him another Crush-o-matic 3001, sending JD
Face first into the steel again! HAHAHA! Crush gets the motionless JD and
lifts him high into the air for a military press… and tosses him over
the top rope into the ring!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Jaric makes light work of this one, as he covers JD
without taking his sights off of Crush who’s staring on the outside…
1…2…3! Medical personnel immediately take JD out of the ring!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Sweet Jesus… look at the puddle of Blood just
left by JD Awesome! Crush slides into the ring, and the two do battle!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: My prayers are with JD Awesome and his family…
What Crush just did was totally insane, and done with no logical reasoning,
but to intentionally try to permanently end the career of JD Awesome…
PAUL
MARSHALL: you’ll get over it.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Jaric and Crush tie up now… and Crush with a knee
to Jaric, and a hammer to the back of his head, taking him down. Crush stomps
away on Jaric who struggles now to get up.
PAUL
MARSHALL: See what I mean? you should listen to me more often.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: It’s former IC Legend Vs. A former IC champ who
may be marking his name into the future record books of the RAWF… Crush
gets Jaric up now and sets him in a bearhug.
PAUL
MARSHALL: Crush wrenches on, as Jaric fights to get out of the
bearhug… Crush gets tired of his struggling and slams him down to the
mat back first!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Crush with a cover: 1…2 kickout at 2 by Jaric.
Crush gets Jaric up now and tosses him into the nearby ropes… Crush looking
for a big boot, but Jaric ducks it and hits the side ropes, and comes back…
with a diving shoulder block! Crush goes back hard, as Jaric lands on his
feet! He hits the nearby ropes and tries it again!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Another shoulderblock, and Crush goes back against
the ropes. Jaric hits the opposite ropes looking to see if the third time
is a charm… and he dives at Crush… But Crush catches him and tosses
him backwards for a nice belly to belly suplex, sending Jaric through the
ropes and out to the concrete!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Crush is dominating thus far, as he goes outside of
the ring to finish off Jaric. He hops off the apron, and heads towards Jaric…
PAUL
MARSHALL: But Jaric low blows Crush with that Singapore cane
used earlier! Now damn it, I’m telling you, Crippler’s going
to be pissed when he finds out that he and UT’s playtoy has been ruined.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: And I told you to stop it a long time ago with that
crap! Jaric has the cane and is up to his feet now… WHACK! To the back
of the head of Crush, snapping the cane in half…
PAUL
MARSHALL: Uh Oh…. HAHAHA I bet…
CHAD
BORDEAUX: (Interrupts) Say it and
I’m backhanding you
PAUL
MARSHALL: Whatever. Jaric grabs the ringbell as Crush starts
to get up… he’d better use everything he can get his hands on to
keep this guy’s big ass down! WHAM! Right into the side of the skull
of Crush as he tries to get up!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Crush is bleeding slightly from the temple now, as
Jaric jabs the ringbell into his eyebrows in an attempt to bust him open more,
and impair the vision of the big man!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Excellent strategy, I must say! One last hard shot
with the ring bell, and Jaric tosses the bell aside, and he helps Crush up
and rolls him into the ring.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Jaric onto the apron now, dives over the side rope
and crashes onto Crush with a legdrop across the back of the head!
PAUL
MARSHALL: He snatches Crush’s legs and turns him over, setting
him up for the Walls of Jaric!! And he has Crush set in the walls of Jaric!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Crush fights the pain now, heavily, as blood drips
down his face, and onto the canvas! Crush is refusing to submit!
PAUL
MARSHALL: What the hell?! There’s that damned masked man
again!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: And he’s got a chair! The masked man slides into
the ring, as Jaric has the Walls of Jaric wrenched onto Crush, and WHACK!
To the back of the head of Jaric! The referees try to stop the masked man,
but alas, it’s no disqualification, as the masked man wrenches more shots
this time to the back of Jaric!
PAUL
MARSHALL: He tosses the chair down, as Crush crawls over and
hooks the leg of Jaric!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: No!! Not like this!
PAUL
MARSHALL: 1…2…3! IT’S OVER!! CAPTAIN CRUSH IS
THE NOVEMBER NIGHTMARES GAUNTLET WINNER!!!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Only because Crush won the final pinfall in the match
with the help of the mystery man! Jaric had him locked in tight with the walls
of Jaric, and I truly think he would have made another member of the seven
foot club tap out!
PAUL MARSHALL: Help???? Crush has natural ability! The masked man just wanted to speed up the process of Natural Selection.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: "Natural Selection" my ass, Crush was just
about to tap out! The man in the mask interfered and now Crush is The Gauntlet
Champion!
The man in the mask goes to leave
but Crush grabs his arm and spins him around and mouths words to him like
he wants an explanation. They hand Crush a microphone.
CAPTAIN
CRUSH: Hey. I think that's about enough. I think if your going
to keep interfering in my matches like that. Then these people deserve to
know just who the hell you are. So why don't you just go ahead and remove
that mask and we can all go on with our lives.
The man teases taking the mask off
before finally doing so.
CHAD BORDEAUX: OH MY GOD!
PAUL
MARSHALL: No it can't be!
CAPTAIN
CRUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Real Action
Wrestling Federation...DAVID LAURSEN.
Crush and Laursen hold their hands
up high in unison as Jesus or a Gun plays
and the two exit to the back patting each other on the back.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Have we been had or what here?
PAUL
MARSHALL: Sweet Jesus, someone tell me I’m having a nightmare.
Laursen?! Are you serious?! He’s a few months late by my count to
get his ass kicked by Tony Rocky Horror again! HAHA!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: I’m not sure WHAT his motives are…
The scene opens up in the backstage parking lot of the Nassau Coliseum in Union Dale, New York. A long black stretch limo slowly pulls up into the parking lot and comes to a stop. The driver steps out of the limo and goes around to the back door of the limo and opens the door as Matt Vandal steps out of the limo. The driver nods and walks away as Vandal talks to someone inside the limo.
MATT VANDAL: Just stay in here, I'll be back later.
There is no response on the other end as Vandal shuts the limo door and begins his walk into the arena as a reporter is there to stop him...
REPORTER: Matt! Matt! Wait up!
Vandal rolls his eyes and turns around and stares down the reporter with a look of anger in his eyes...
MATT VANDAL: What do you want!?
Vandal says seriously as the reporter nods and replies...
REPORTER: Well Mr. Vandal, we haven't seen or heard from you all week since last weeks Wargames. We have only seen Darksider once. What have you been up to this past week?
Vandal slightly laughs...
MATT VANDAL: Wouldn't you like to know? Let's just say...I got the key to victory tonight in that ring with Darksider. you see, In my eyes...He's only a shell of the man he used to be. And I think he's a few fries short of a happy meal if you get my drift!!!
The reporter nods...
REPORTER: Yes Matt I think I do...
MATT VANDAL: you see when I step into that ring tonight, Its not going to be one on one. It's going to be one on two. And I know that. But the fact of the matter is this!!! I will take out the masked freak first and then I'll take care of the helpless Darksider afterwards!!
REPORTER: Helpless!? How can you call Darksider, a former 7 time RAWF world champion helpless?!?!
Vandal slightly grins...
MATT VANDAL: Let's just say man, I know something you don't...
REPORTER: Care to enlighten us and the fans what you have found out over the past week?
Vandal thinks about it for a second and says...
MATT VANDAL: you know, I could do that...But at the same time I could say nothing and show you and everyone else what I know inside that ring tonight. For if my calculations are indeed correct, once I take out Grave Digger. Darksider won't stand a CHANCE IN HELL!!!!
And Grave Digger, you wanna talk about burning hell? That's fine. you use that catchphrase of yours but if you try to touch me, it will be you that will get burned. Because I'm too hot to handle Digger! And tonight when it's all said and done. And all the smoke is cleared and I leave that ring as the NEW RAWF world heavyweight champion. I think you will be the one burning in hell!!!!!
Vandal walks away with a grin on his face as the reporter stands there puzzled as the scene fades back to the ringside area.
Last
Man Standing Intercontinental Title
vs. 
Bone Crusher vs. James 'Outlaw' Richardson
CHAD BORDEAUX: What a night it's been so far Paul.
PAUL MARSHALL: I know and we still have a long way to go.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Right now it's Intercontinental Title time. It's time to see if James Richardson really can hold onto his title under the most extreme of circumstances, or if Bone Crusher can pull it together and win the Intercontinental championship.
RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following is a Last Man Standing match for the Intercontinental Championship. Introducing first, weighing in at 311 pounds, Bone Crusher!!
Lose Yourself plays as Bone Crusher makes a slow but deliberate move to the ring. The fans go wild and out of their seats.
CHAD BORDEAUX: The Intercontinental title first was decided on our first November Nightmares back in 1998. T.A. Tony Gunn survived 27 other people to become the very first Intercontinental Champion. It was also the night that Bone Crusher made his one and only November Nightmares appearance.
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah and he lost in a hardcore rules match against Majik.
CHAD BORDEAUX: That may be true Paul but where is Majik now? Nobody knows but Bone Crusher has returned and after defeating Trever Leiss last month he has earned the right to challenge for this title.
Bone Crusher poses on all 4 turnbuckles soaking in the admiration.
CHAD BORDEAUX: In 1999, Xtreme One successfully defended his Intercontinental title over Dameon. In 2000 Maul won a double title, triple threat barbed wire match, also featuring Mr. Showtime and Frank Gunzel, the then Intercontinental champion. The match won when Maul, who was the hardcore champion pinned Showtime and took both titles home. In 2001 Mike McCloud lost his Intercontinental title to Machine in a triple threat historic pit of extreme match also featuring Jimi Sinister.
PAUL MARSHALL: What's your point?
CHAD BORDEAUX: My point is this, the Intercontinental title has changed hands 2 out of the 3 times it has been defended at this event. That's good news for Bone Crusher.
PAUL MARSHALL: But James Outlaw is the champion and he's going to fight hard to hold onto that title.
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, weighing in at 230 pounds, the Real Action Wrestling Federation Intercontinental champion, James "Outlaw" Richardson.
Papercut plays as James Richardson, proudly displaying the intercontinental championship over his shoulder, makes his way to the top of the stage to a mixed reaction.
CHAD BORDEAUX: James Outlaw defeated Captain Crush on September the 25th to win the Intercontinental championship, one day short of a perfect two month reign as champion.
PAUL MARSHALL: And Crush returned to challenge the winner of tonight's match for the title. Even if Bone Crusher wins this Last Man Standing match will he be in any condition to face a giant?
CHAD BORDEAUX: He's got to win the championship first. Right now he's just standing on the apron looking into the eyes of the challenger.
PAUL MARSHALL: But not for long cause he's walking down to the ring holding that title up high showing Bone Crusher just who the champion is. He is so very confident that he is going to leave with the belt tonight.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I don't see why not. He's defended the belt successfully since he's won it, even defeating Rod Cordington at the Birthday Bash last month.
PAUL MARSHALL: No I mean he's really confident, I mean I talked to him earlier today and he told me, quote, "I'll be damned if I lose the belt to Bone Crusher."
CHAD BORDEAUX: Harsh words - he may have to eat them.
Outlaw poses with the title on a couple turnbuckles before handing it to the ref, his eyes never leaving Bone Crusher's.
CHAD BORDEAUX: The moment is here, the time is now. The bell rings and neither man moves.
PAUL MARSHALL: It's mind games Chad the action will start soon enough.
CHAD BORDEAUX: It sure will. And Richardson calls for a test of strength and Crusher goes to oblige him but Richardson pulls his head away and chuckles.
PAUL MARSHALL: Mental chess Chad, mental chess. Richardson is just awaiting his turn to get in his big move to win the match.
CHAD BORDEAUX: But it'll take more than a kiss-your-sister finisher and a 3 count to end this match.
PAUL MARSHALL: The game continues as Richardson shoots up his other arm for another test of strength and being a little reluctant but anxious to get this match underway brings his other arm up to accommodate the champion. OH but once again Richardson pulls his arm away before it can happen.
CHAD BORDEAUX: If I didn't know better I'd say Richardson was sweating Bone Crusher here tonight.
PAUL MARSHALL: Horse hockey, James Richardson sweats no man.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Oh and Crusher has had enough of this stalemate and he fires a right hand at Richardson and this Last Man standing match is underway. But James ducks and hits the ropes and exits to the floor. He's pointing to his head and chuckling, he knows he just out performed his challenger again.
PAUL MARSHALL: I can't say that this is entirely brilliant because Richardson is now taunting and laughing at Crusher.
CHAD BORDEAUX: And Crusher looks pissed but is doing nothing about it.
The crowd starts a heavy Bone Crusher chant
CHAD BORDEAUX: This crowd making no surprises who they're behind and ...OH Bone Crusher is on the floor and he's after Richardson. And Richardson is on the move running around the ring.
PAUL MARSHALL: Run James run.
CHAD BORDEAUX: They're entering their second lap and Richardson very swiftly slides into the ring and here comes Crusher.
PAUL MARSHALL: And the mental chess continues look at Richardson is on Bone Crusher with those elbows and foot stomps as soon as he was in the ring.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Oh sure when Bone Crusher is up on two feet Richardson wants nothing to do with him, but as soon as Richardson gets him on the mat, it's all good.
PAUL MARSHALL: See your learning Chad.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Your impossible. But Bone Crusher fights back against the impossible and stands up and shoves Richardson across the ring.
PAUL MARSHALL: And he's taking off again.
CHAD BORDEAUX: The hell he is Bone Crusher is too quick for him and grabs him and the roof has just about come off this place.
PAUL MARSHALL: OK enough of the editorial, call the match, tell them what's happening.
CHAD BORDEAUX: OK, clubbing forearm, clubbing forearm, clubbing forearm. Bone Crusher bringing those forearms into the back of Richardson and Richardson's face is a picture of pain. Is that better?
PAUL MARSHALL: Not really. I liked it better the way you were doing it before.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crusher now takes James and tosses him, not whips but tosses him, into the turnbuckle and unloads on him with right hands and left hands and knees. Now the whip and ..no...Crusher throws Richardson back into the turnbuckle.
PAUL MARSHALL: That's gotta hurt.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Indeed. Crusher laying in with those Ric Flair-esque chops.
Chop
FANS: whoooo
Chop
FANS: Whoooo
Chop
FANS: Whoooo
PAUL MARSHALL: And these morons in the audience aren't the only ones going "whooo". I could hear Richardson howling in pain over here.
CHAD BORDEAUX: And look at his chest, beet red from those chops. And now look at Bone Crusher as he whips the champion across the ring but somehow it's reversed and now it's time for Crusher's back to feel the turnbuckle.
PAUL MARSHALL: This is James' big chance now Chad.
CHAD BORDEAUX: He charges the turnbuckle like a train and got it all as he splashed Bone Crusher.
PAUL MARSHALL: He hooks the head..bulldog. And he's telling the referee to count.
While the referee begins to count Richardson slides to the outside and sets up a table. He begins to pull a second table out when Bone Crusher spins him around and knees him in the stomach doubling him over.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Bone Crusher up after only a 3 count by the referee. Had he reached 10 this match would have been over.
PAUL MARSHALL: Naw, not this early Chad. But I wonder why Richardson was getting a second table for.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well I know what Bone Crusher is using Richardson's arm for...a suplex. And that's exactly what he uses him for, a high angle suplex.
FANS: OOOOOOH
PAUL MARSHALL: Except, instead of dropping James' body on the floor he suplexed him back first onto that security railing and Outlaw looks hurt.
CHAD BORDEAUX: The referee going to check on him and begins his 10 count as Bone Crusher goes to work setting up that second table on top of the first one.
PAUL MARSHALL: But this isn't a tables match Chad.
CHAD BORDEAUX: No Paul it isn't, but it is a last man standing match, which means these guys get to do whatever they want to each other and it's all legal.
PAUL MARSHALL: The referee is up to 5.
CHAD BORDEAUX: 5 more and we got a new champion. Wait a minute that fan is helping Outlaw to his feet and propping him up in the chair, the ref has to break the count. I'm not so sure Bone Crusher sees them.
PAUL MARSHALL: "Fan" my ass, that's Crippler. And he's got a steel chair of his own.
THWACK
CHAD BORDEAUX: I'd say Bone Crusher knows that Crippler is there now.
THWACK
PAUL MARSHALL: Bone Crusher now trying to fight back from these chairshots of Crippler is watching his hopes and dreams slip away.
THWACK
CHAD BORDEAUX: He sure is Paul and here comes James Richardson taking the long way around the ring to get back to Bone Crusher, not that Bone Crusher could notice.
PAUL MARSHALL: Bone Crusher is down and I think bleeding and the referee is sending Crippler to the back he's arguing a bit but he goes willingly.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Sure he does. He knows he did what he came out to do - prevent Bone Crusher from winning the Intercontinental championship. And what in the hell is Richardson looking for under that ring.
PAUL MARSHALL: I don't know but the referee has begun his 10 count and Bone Crusher ain't moving. And this crowd has decided to help the referee along to make sure he gets all the numbers between one and ten.
FANS: 1
2
3
4
5
The crowd pop in excitement as Outlaw drags out a ladder
from under the ring.
PAUL MARSHALL: Oh here we go.
CHAD BORDEAUX: What's he planning to do with that?
PAUL MARSHALL: I don't know but Crusher is slowly starting to stir and the referee has stopped counting.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Outlaw positioning that ladder under his arm and he's waiting for Bone Crusher to get up and turn around.
PAUL MARSHALL: Which he does and the ladder acts as a battering ram to his stomach.
FANS: OOOOOOOOOH
CHAD BORDEAUX: And he swings the other end around and clocks him in the face.
PAUL MARSHALL: OK that wasn't wise. He just laid the ladder back down on the floor.
CHAD BORDEAUX: He's setting him up for something. Looks like a rock bottom but ....
FANS: OOOOOOOH
CHAD BORDEAUX: Oh my god he just pancake slammed Bone Crusher on that ladder his body has got to be howling in pain.
PAUL MARSHALL: If he wasn't awake before he is now.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Once again the ref has begun counting and as much as he'd like to I don't know if Bone Crusher is getting up from this.
PAUL MARSHALL: And Richardson knows this. He's already climbed to the second rope to begin celebrating.
REF: 1
2
3
4
5
6
THWACK
CHAD BORDEAUX: Oh god, Captain Crush, neckbrace and all, has just given one of the sickest chair shots ever to the back of James Richardson and he tosses the chair aside.
PAUL MARSHALL: Where did he come from?
CHAD BORDEAUX: I don't know but now he wraps his hand around James' throat, and James is powerless against the giant. Don't tell me he's going to chokeslam him on the chair.
CRASH....CRASH....THUD......
FANS: OOOOOOHHHHH
PAUL MARSHALL: OK I won't but can I tell you that Crush just chokeslammed Richardson from the turnbuckle and through both tables?
Replays show again and again of the impact.
CHAD BORDEAUX: That very well might have ended James' career.
PAUL MARSHALL: Bone Crusher is up and what's he thinking about?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Looks like a Boston crab to me. And it is. And look at him wrench on that back of Outlaw, he's screaming in pain as the blood flows from both their heads.
PAUL MARSHALL: Why has Crush helped Bone Crusher? Are these two in cahoots or something?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Maybe it's cause Bone Crusher at least agreed to give Crush his title match next week, I dunno.
PAUL MARSHALL: I don't know how much more Outlaw can take here. He may need to surrender his title. And he taps out fortunately for our champion submissions do not count in situations like these because you see they...
Lose Yourself begins to replay as the referee holds up Bone Crusher's hand and hands him his title.
RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner and NEW Real Action Wrestling Federation Champion, Bone Crusher!
PAUL MARSHALL: What?
CHAD BORDEAUX: The referee did the right thing Paul. Last Man Standing matches can also be won by submission. Bone Crusher is barely standing with his new Intercontinental championship.
PAUL MARSHALL: But he's standing and boy oh boy is Outlaw gonna be pissed.
THWACK THWACK
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush, just like Crippler earlier has decided to tee-off on Bone Crusher's back with that chair and now he's lifting him up for a chokeslam.
FANS: Ooooooooooooh
CHAD BORDEAUX: Good god in heaven he just chokeslammed Bone Crusher onto that ladder and finally Crush is making his way to the back.
PAUL MARSHALL: Guess that answers your question.
CHAD BORDEAUX: That it does, but it raises others. Well for the third straight year the Intercontinental championship has changed hands at November Nightmares as Bone Crusher finally wins the IC belt. Unfortunately he would have to give the assist to Captain Crush.
PAUL MARSHALL: Damn this is a mess. Can we clean this up please? We have a hardcore title to decide.
The scene opens backstage with Matt Vandal walking down the hall way. He walks past a motionless Darksider and slowly stops in his tracks. He turns around with a grin and stands right in his face...
MATT VANDAL: What's wrong Darksider? you got something to say to me?
Darksider says nothing...
MATT VANDAL: Can you say anything to me?
Darksider again stands there and says nothing. Vandal laughs.
MATT VANDAL: That's what I thought...I'll see you and your bitch master in the ring tonight!!
Vandal says with an evil grin as
he walks away and the scene heads back to the ring.
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Hardcore
Title
vs. 
David Wilson vs. The Crippler
We come back from the advertisement to see RAWF crew busily working to set up for the next match. The ropes have already been taken down with the turnbuckles, and weapons are now being tied to each corner. Razor Wire is then strung around the ring where the ropes once were. As Chad and Paul speak, wooden tables, already unfolded, are carefully being carried down ,two people to a table, as C-4 explosives are strapped under them.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well folks I really question Chaos's judgment on this match. RAWF at a time like this does not need to lose 2 of it's brightest shining stars.
PAUL MARSHALL: Brightest shining stars?! Didn't you listen to a word Chaos said, those two are always causing trouble trying to be "hardcore". They just end up getting RAWF and the wrestlers in trouble! He can eliminate all that in one night and it will benefit us in the long run!
CHAD BORDEAUX: I'm sorry Paul but I have to disagree. I mean look at all this!
PAUL MARSHALL: One thing's for sure, I'd hate to be Dwight Schultz, our senior official refereeing this match!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Amen to that!
PAUL MARSHALL: I mean look at us, we have only an announcers table between us and a row of C-4 strapped tables! Are we getting paid extra for this?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Yeah right!
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is for the Hardcore Championship! Introducing first, the challenger, weighing in at 325 pounds, David Wilson!!!!
Martin Scorcese by King Missile begins just as the curtains part and Wilson walks onto the stage. He looks out into the crowd with a look of disdain for them and takes the boos as he walks down the ramp. He doesn't even glance twice at the complete mess of a set up of tables and razor wire. 2 narrow passages through the tables are at opposite corners of the ring for access to both ring steps. Wilson climbs up them and steps over the razor wire avoiding much resistance.
RING ANNOUNCER: His opponent, weighing in at 320 pounds, the Crippler!!!!
As Get Inside by Stone Sour starts up Crippler comes onto the stage and raises the Hardcore title in both hands high above his head. He nods in appreciation for the cheers he gets from the crowd and wastes no time heading to ringside. He looks over the tables and the rest of the set up with no visible fear and makes his way to the steps and up them. Carefully he takes himself through the middle and top string of razor wire and into the ring.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Our ring announcer gets out of there as quickly as possible and Dwight Schultz has called for the bell and I'm not sure if either of these men know how to start a match like this!
PAUL MARSHALL: It's not going to be with a lock up I'll tell you that! They come out of each other's corner and NO fear on either of their faces, but I think Crippler just hides it well.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Bull!
PAUL MARSHALL: Awe how sweet, The Crippler extends out a hand to shake before the match goes.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Shut up Paul, I think it is a sportsman like gesture- and Wilson returns instead with a damn low kick on Crippler doubling him over! David wasting no time now bringing a clubbing blow to the back of the Crippler sending him crashing to the mat where he quickly rolls to his feet.
PAUL MARSHALL: Wilson is right on him though and takes the Crippler down with a huge clothesline before he can roll all the way back up again. David immediately begins bringing stomps to the lower back of the Crippler. I can already see where Wilson plans to go in this match!
CHAD BORDEAUX: As sick as it sounds, you are probably absolutely right Paul, Wilson is going to try and break the back of the Crippler!
PAUL MARSHALL: At least you aren't too naive to realize that Chad. Wilson backing up to let Crippler to his feet, but then halfway up he changes his mind and runs forward kicking the Hardcore Champion right in the face sending him sprawling.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson runs forward and drives a jumping knee drop down but Crippler does a backwards roll right to his feet and Wilson knees nothing but the mat!
PAUL MARSHALL: Crippler takes the advantage to rush Wilson from the side and dive right at his right knee clipping him to the mat! Crippler immediately jumps up and brings a stomp down to the back of Wilson's right knee!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crippler may have formulated a game plan of his own and Wilson quickly rolls out of the way of further punishment and pulls himself to his feet. Both men come at each other with fists flying!
PAUL MARSHALL: I knew this was coming! hard right hands on both of them and neither is letting up! Wilson is beginning to get the advantage!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Not too many could go toe to toe in a slugfest with Wilson but Crippler has held his own as Wilson grabs him and goes for a dangerous Irish whip towards the razor wire and what lies beyond it- but Crippler holds onto his arm, does a twist towards Wilson, kicks him and DDT! what a DDT by the Crippler!
PAUL MARSHALL: I think this is what Crippler has been waiting for because he immediately jumps to the nearest corner and he's trying to untie that ladder that's been strapped to it! He's working at the straps...
CHAD BORDEAUX: But a DDT isn't enough to subdue Wilson long enough as he sits up and stalks after Crippler from behind! The Crippler turns and ducks a swing, he trips Wilson to the mat holding both legs! Wait- catapult! Crippler Catapult David Wilson right into that half untied ladder in the corner! Wilson goes down and Crippler is all over him!
PAUL MARSHALL: He rolls Wilson over and grabs him by the right leg!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Good God he lifts him right off the mat and slams him back down onto that knee and doesn't let go! He repeats the process again and then again! That knee has got to be killing Wilson as the Crippler gets to his feet and goes to a different corner. He's eyeing up the sledge hammer now, oh no!
PAUL MARSHALL: Oh yes! Things are about to get brutal as Crippler has an easy time untying that sledge hammer and turning to Wilson who is just about to get up... Crippler charges and OOOOH! He clips Wilson's right knee again from behind this time using the cold steel mallet portion of that sledge hammer!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The Crippler is like a man possessed now as Wilson goes right to the mat in agony and Crippler raises that hammer up! GOOD GOD HE'LL SMASH HIS KNEE INTO PIECES!
PAUL MARSHALL: Wilson comes to his senses and kicks up between Crippler's legs and Crippler drops the hammer behind him and Wilson leaps back up. He hooks under his shoulder- hip toss- S---!!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: CRIPPLER GOES RIGHT INTO THE RAZOR WIRE STRING AT THE EDGE OF THE RING!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Damn, too bad he didn't go over or through them!
CHAD BORDEAUX: That's just sick Paul! Crippler is caught in that string of 3 spools of Razor wire that took the place of the ring ropes! Crippler tries to pull free but he only gets caught in it further. Wilson is having a bit of trouble with his knee but not enough I suppose to be smiling sickly at Crippler struggling to get free and cutting himself all over in the process.
PAUL MARSHALL: Wilson now heads over to the corner and finishes what the Crippler started untying that ladder! I can only imagine what Wilson has planned to do with that as Crippler is strung up in the razor wire facing out at the crowd.
CHAD BORDEAUX: What ever it is, it's not good at all. Wait, Wilson is leaning that ladder sideways across Crippler's back and Crippler is too caught to push it off. Wilson backs up until he's nearly touching the other end of razor wire. He charges! DROP KICK INTO THE LADDER INTO CRIPPLERS BACK!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Crippler writhes in pain tied up in that wire and now Wilson laughs and is helping Crippler out of the wire.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Helping him? He yanks him out of it and tears his flesh in a dozen places in the process Paul! Wilson grabs the Crippler in a full nelson... and tosses him up and then back down onto that damn ladder in a full nelson slam!
PAUL MARSHALL: Crippler's back now has to be just pulsing with pain! Wilson rolls Crippler off the ladder-
CHAD BORDEAUX: Could we see a cover here?
PAUL MARSHALL: Are you kidding? Wilson's gonna hurt the man first!
CHAD BORDEAUX: What do you call what he's just done?
PAUL MARSHALL: Only the beginning!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson now unfolding that ladder slightly and then setting it up on it's side in the center of the ring. Crippler is still climbing to his feet and Wilson grabs him for a sidewalk slam- NO!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Sidewalk slam right down back first across the open ladder! More like a backbreaker of sorts! And Wilson doesn't even pause before pulling Crippler back up hooking both arms... Double underhook backbreaker!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: That's just vicious as Crippler hits the mat and arches his back up in complete pain! Wilson, still smiling, eyes that sledge hammer lying on the mat. God No!
PAUL MARSHALL: What? Crippler would have used it right down into his knee!
CHAD BORDEAUX: But a shot to the back could kill a man!
PAUL MARSHALL: Do you actually think that sick son of a bitch in there cares? Trust me Chad, he doesn't. He's got that sledge hammer now and Crippler is on his stomach racked with pain. He's gonna be racked with even more in a second! Wilson lifts it up above his head and brings it crashing down!!!-
CHAD BORDEAUX: And Crippler rolls out of the way! Jesus, Wilson smashes that sledge hammer through the ring causing a small hole and it is stuck there! Crippler escaped certain death and is to his feet as David tries to yank the hammer out of the ring. He succeeds but not before Crippler gets beside him and sets him up... Knee Breaker drop on Wilson's right knee! Wilson goes down and drops the sledge hammer.
PAUL MARSHALL: Crippler wasting no time when David hits the mat he's grabbing him by the legs... he's hooking on a submission!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The Figure four leg lock!! That's got to be killing Wilson's right knee as Crippler cranks it on!
PAUL MARSHALL: Even Wilson is now thrashing in pain as Crippler refuses to let up! What can he do? There's no rope to grab!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He could grab the razor wire!
PAUL MARSHALL: But he's in the center of the ring!! Wilson is locked into a figure four leg lock after getting his right knee worked over and has no where to go!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He could tap out!
PAUL MARSHALL: He'd never tap out! But things are looking pretty bad... wait Wilson is trying to turn over the leg lock! If he can turn it over the submission will shift and Crippler will be in the hot seat!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He's struggling, and he does it! Wilson flips the submission over and Crippler immediately feeling the hurt is able to yank free and fight to his feet!
PAUL MARSHALL: Wilson is up and now heavily favoring his left leg after the effects of the leg lock has taken it's toll on the right. Crippler throws a right but Wilson blocks it! Wilson spins Crippler, he picks him up, Atomic drop? No he spins Around and drops forward! FRONT FACE SUPLEX RIGHT DOWN ONTO THAT LADDER!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson looking around now and he eyes the 2 remaining corners! He's going for the barbwire wrapped 2x4! Wilson is on it in the corner and has it free from the ties in 2 seconds flat as Crippler rolls over and tries to get up. Crippler has been busted wide open at the forehead now, not to mention dozens of smaller razor wire cuts all over his body!
PAUL MARSHALL: Wilson runs Crippler right over with a 2x4 shot right to the face sending him back to the mat! Wilson right on top of Crippler now and has that barbwire wrapped section of the 2x4 right up against Crippler's face! BRUTAL!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson now just grinding that barbwire wrapped 2x4 back and forth across his face! God the blood is just oozing out of hundreds of scrapes and slashes!
PAUL MARSHALL: Crippler's wearing the crimson mask! Wilson finally lets up on him when his entire face is nothing but a red river! David gets back up and surveys his work. What a masterpiece!
CHAD BORDEAUX: What a sick human being. Well... cover him!
PAUL MARSHALL: If you haven't noticed Chad, neither one of them is covering the other until they've been completely destroyed.
CHAD BORDEAUX: What do you call Crippler right now?
PAUL MARSHALL: Cut in a few places?
CHAD BORDEAUX: If that isn't the biggest understatement of the century I don't know what is! Wilson tosses aside the 2x4 and pulls Crippler back up. Crippler dazed and bloodied is led right into a pumphandle position.
PAUL MARSHALL: Here comes the Fade to Black!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: No! Crippler with some burst of strength brings Wilson right up and slams him back onto the ladder in a Samoan drop! Wilson smashes hard into that ladder and the Crippler masked with blood is dragging Wilson up by the hair! Standing head scissors position here by Crippler... he takes a few steps back and pulls Wilson up!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Cradle Piledriver down onto the barbwire part of that 2x4!!! Son of a Bitch the impact!!! Both men now laid out and Wilson has been busted open from that move! Blood starting to pour from Wilson's head now as the Crippler makes an attempt to get to his feet, Not even knowing where he is Crippler is using the razor wire to pull himself up thinking it is the ropes!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson is getting up! Wilson swings at Crippler and connects to the head sending Crippler reeling. Crippler returns with a right hand of his own that catches Wilson in that wound opening it up further. Wilson returns but Crippler catches his arm and delivers a massive headbutt to Wilson!
PAUL MARSHALL: Crippler shakes off the cobwebs, and about a gallon of blood in the process, and then grabs a dazed Wilson! He's wrapping Wilson up by both arms in the razor wire!! Now for good measure he wraps some around Wilson's neck! He's completely trapped in a razor sharp Hell! Crippler stumbles around the ring.
CHAD BORDEAUX: He's going for that last corner! Paul that's a garbage bag full of thumb tacks, broken glass and pieces of scrap metal tied to that ring post and Crippler is pulling it free!
PAUL MARSHALL: Wilson's working to get out of the ropes but he's just cutting up his arms and neck in the process! Crippler stumbles back to Wilson now waving that big bag of tricks around in his right hand! Wilson can only watch him get closer! Crippler hauls back-
*SMASH*
PAUL MARSHALL: -JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST!!! HE SMASHES THAT BAG OF GLASS TACKS AND METAL SCRAPS ACROSS THE HEAD OF WILSON!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The bag tore on impact sending glass and tacks and metal everywhere! I hope none of the crowd was hit!
PAUL MARSHALL: Chad look! This piece of metal landed right next to me!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crippler turns and dumps the rest of those pieces of destruction to the mat in a big pile and then turns back to Wilson where he starts to lay into his busted open head with a frenzy of lefts and rights! Wilson is helpless and barely moving!
PAUL MARSHALL: Finally Crippler lets up and the fans are chanting his name! What do they see in him? He's no legend!
CHAD BORDEAUX: That's a matter of opinion Paul. Crippler backs up now and stumbles across that barbwire wrapped wooden plank. Wait a second. He's reaching into his tights now and pulling out- a lighter? Oh no!
PAUL MARSHALL: Oh yes! He's picking up the 2x4 and I think he may have got his hands on the 2x4 before the ring was set up and drenched it in-
CHAD BORDEAUX: MY GOD HE'S LIT THE 2x4 wrapped in barbwire on fire!!!
The crowd begins chanting "He's Hardcore".
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson is fighting to get out more quickly now! He's got one arm free, though bloodied and scraped! He's working on his neck now with the free arm. Crippler charges at him!
*CRACK*
PAUL MARSHALL: Burning 2x4 to the face of Wilson! Wilson's not only bloodied but singed!
*CRACK*
CHAD BORDEAUX: Damn another shot! This is too brutal!
PAUL MARSHALL: I don't think anything's too brutal for these two! Crippler tosses the 2x4 over the tables outside the ring and it lands right at the bottom of the ramp. Look at the RAWF crew rushing out to put that out!
CHAD BORDEAUX: In the ring Wilson is completely decimated and Crippler pulls his last arm free of the razor wire and before Wilson can slump over he grabs him by the throat! CHOKESLAM!!!! CHOKESLAM DOWN ONTO THAT PILE OF GLASS TACKS AND METAL SCRAPS!!!
"Holy Shit" chants immediately spring up in the crowd.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crippler collapses on top of Wilson with nothing left!! Dwight Schultz whose merely stayed out of harms way so far counts it! 1..... 2..... 3-
PAUL MARSHALL: He's done it!?!
CHAD BORDEAUX: No! Wilson kicked out, I'll be a monkey's bastard son, Wilson HAS kicked out!
PAUL MARSHALL: Crippler somehow finding the strength to get back up now, as Wilson begins to stir in a pile of twisted sharp objects. Crippler bends down and pulls Wilson up.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Now Wilson wore a sleeveless black T-shirt to the ring tonight, but look at all the tears in the fabric! He's got glass and thumb tacks and God knows what else embedded in his back!
PAUL MARSHALL: I just hope he's had his tetnus shot recently!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crippler raises an arm in the air and I think that's the signal for it, his new trademark move, the Deadman's Drop!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Wait! Wilson comes to life and grabs him- Belly to Belly and he tosses Crippler backwards!!!!
*CRASH!!!!!*
*BOOOM!!!!!*
CHAD BORDEAUX: THAT MODIFIED BELLY TO BELLY JUST SENT CRIPPLER OVER THE RAZOR WIRE AND THROUGH A C4 STRAPPED TABLE!!!
"Holy Shit" chants start up more prominent now.
CHAD BORDEAUX: CHRIST HE'S DEAD! CRIPPLER HAS TO BE DEAD!
PAUL MARSHALL: Wouldn't be the first time! Wilson stumbles around in the ring a bloody mess and looks out at the wreckage he's caused now...
CHAD BORDEAUX: And Son of a Bitch... he's smiling! How in the Hell can a man smile after what he's just gone through, and then done to another living being!
PAUL MARSHALL: David Wilson falls to the mat and rolls outside under the razor wire. He picks the battered and broken body of the Crippler back up and rolls him onto another table. Uh Oh! One false move and that thing will explode! Chad that's right out in front of us! I don't like this!
CHAD BORDEAUX: A little too close for comfort is right Paul! Wilson now turning to another table... what is he doing? He's folding it's legs up!? He'll blow it in his hands!
PAUL MARSHALL: Not if he's careful... He's got it folded and in his arms with no explosion! He's laying it on top of Cripplers body! Crippler is now sandwiched between 2 explosive strapped tables!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Now where is Wilson heading? He's heading into the ring now and I just don't get this- Oh Lord!
PAUL MARSHALL: Wilson picking up that ladder now!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson sets that ladder upright and can't wipe that damn grin off his bloodied face as he starts slowly climbing up it bad knee and all...
PAUL MARSHALL: Slowly he's making it to the top! What is he thinking? I hope the crazy son of a bitch kills himself! He's at the top and looking down!
CHAD BORDEAUX: WILSON LEAPS OFF!!! ELBOW DROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**CRASH BOOOM!!!!**
**CRASH BOOOM!!!!**
Chad and Paul are momentarily drowned out by deafening "HOLY SHIT" Chants as the smoke begins to clear from the explosions.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I can't believe what I've just witnessed!! Why would a man do something like that?
PAUL MARSHALL: I am at a loss for words for once...
CHAD BORDEAUX: folks as the smoke clears we see that Wilson has landed on top of Crippler after this damn train wreck of a move pulled by Wilson, and Chaos did say falls count anywhere, mercifully I think that means this can be over. Dwight slides under the razor wire and falls beside them in the wreckage.
PAUL MARSHALL: 1..... 2..... 3! Wilson has-
CHAD BORDEAUX: WHAT?! CRIPPLER HAS KICKED OUT!! CRIPPLER'S SHOULDER CAME UP BEFORE THE THREE!
PAUL MARSHALL: BULL S***!! IT HAD TO BE A SPASM OR SOMETHING!
The crowd goes wild as the referee checks to see if either are still breathing. Suddenly Wilson comes to life and rolls off of Crippler. The referee tells Wilson Crippler kicked out and his eyes go wide.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson doesn't know what to do!! He's stunned! Crippler is moving now and actually trying to get up!
PAUL MARSHALL: Somehow Wilson is back up and must be running of fumes by now, he's a bloody mess! Wilson tosses Crippler into the ring and slides in himself. Crippler rolls over towards the opposite side of the ring now as Wilson follows limping severely here.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson grabs Crippler by the hair, God just end it! Wilson yanking Crippler up and between his legs near the opposite side of razor wire! He wouldn't!!
PAUL MARSHALL: He's going to powerbomb him down through the- CRIPPLER COMES ALIVE! CRIPPLER FLINGS WILSON BACK AND HOLDS ONTO HIM!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: CRIPPLER DIVES BACKWARDS SENDING THEM CRASHING RIGHT THROUGH THE RAZOR WIRE!!!!!!!!
**CRASH!!!!**
**BOOM!!!!!**
PAUL MARSHALL: MOUNTAIN BOMB DOWN THROUGH THE EXPLODING TABLE!!! I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS! I'VE GOT TO AGREE WITH THE CROWD, HOLY SHIT!!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The smoke settles and Dwight hesitantly slides out of the ring again. Crippler ends up landing back first onto Wilson's chest from that devastating move! The referee counts- ONE..... TWO.... THREE!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Did he? Yes- no! WILSON KICKED OUT!! WILSON KICKED THE HELL OUT!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crippler somehow still conscious can't believe it as he rolls over and begins trying to pull himself up using the guard railing. Crippler is up and pulling David Wilson up- oh low blow by Wilson! the Damn low blow!
PAUL MARSHALL: Wilson grabs him, pump handle style! HE FLINGS HIM VERTICAL!! FADE TO BLACK!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: God the thud as Crippler hits the floor and Wilson falls over him, finally it's ended, 1..... 2..... 3! NEW CHAMP-
PAUL MARSHALL: Almost, Crippler kicked out!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wha- Huh? Paul... Paul, No ones ever done that before!
PAUL MARSHALL: Don't look at me! Wilson's anger driving him now pulls Crippler back up and they stumble back to the ring and Wilson tosses him inside! Wilson climbs in and crawls over to the sledge hammer. He picks it up and turns to Crippler-
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crippler dives from on his knees and hits a knee clip again to the right knee of Wilson who drops the sledge hammer and falls to one knee! Crippler is up in a flash and grabs Wilson in the side headlock and leaps into the air- DEADMAN'S DROP!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Right down onto the head and neck and Crippler drapes the arm over him! One.... Two.... Three-
CHAD BORDEAUX: NO! THE FANS ARE GOING NUTS BECAUSE NOT ONLY HAS CRIPPLER KICKED OUT OF WILSON'S FINISH, BUT WILSON'S KICKED OUT OF CRIPPLERS!! I don't know what to say, we've never seen anything like it!
PAUL MARSHALL: This match will never end! Both wrestlers have brushed death at least 5 times each and it's still not over!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Both men can barely stand let alone walk yet Crippler still begins lifting David Wilson back up! No!! Wilson bringing that Sledge Hammer up with him between the legs of Crippler! Crippler doubles over in agony!
PAUL MARSHALL: Wilson pulls himself and the hammer up, he raises it!!!
**WHACK!!!**
CHAD BORDEAUX: GOD DAMN IT NO! Wilson just delivered a sickening sledge hammer shot to the small of Crippler's back and Crippler collapses! Wilson collapses as well with a smile on his face, and that's just damn repulsive!
PAUL MARSHALL: Wilson rolls Crippler over and it's a cover, 1.... 2.... 3!!! Wilson wins! Wilson wins the hardcore title! He's now free to soak it in all the wrestlers blood who want to take it from him week in and week out!
CHAD BORDEAUX: That is if he ever wrestles again Paul. Neither wrestler is even moving! Both are laying motionless in the ring! God Damn it I think Chaos may have gotten his wish here tonight!
PAUL MARSHALL: Two birds killed with one stone! RAWF is safe from the reckless hardcore idiots!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Folks as EMTs rush the ring we need to take some sort of a break now so we can get these two men medical attention and clean up this this train wreck of a ring!
PAUL MARSHALL: What a match!
CHAD BORDEAUX: What a destruction of two men's careers...
PAUL MARSHALL: Oh boo hoo! We'll be right back!
A Deadly Combination to Be Sure.
World Title Death Cube 2 Out Of 3 Falls
vs. 
Matt Vandal vs. Darksider
RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for our main event!!!! This match by order of President Chaos will be two out of three falls inside the Death Cube!!!! And also by order of Chaos, the third and final fall, if necessary, will be fought under Fall From Grace stipulations where the winner will be the one who tosses his opponent from the Death Cube to the floor down below!!!
The crowd roars in approval of the anticipated violence.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing at this time, one of the two men who have made it to the finals of this tournament, here is 'Too Hot To Handle' Matt Vandal!!!!
A large portion of the crowd cheers for the respected RAWF newcomer. Fuel is blaring over the speakers as the big man walks down to the ring area and steps into the monstrosity known as the Death Cube.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Matt looks around taking in this new battleground for the first time. Will he be able to dominate in here or will Darksider's veteran status in the Death Cube help him to attain the gold?
PAUL MARSHALL: I'm pulling for Darksider, but this isn't fair. How can Grave Digger help in the Cube?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Exactly.
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, the other man to have made it to the finals, being accompanied by Grave Digger, here is Darksider!!!!
Wicked Young Man plays and the fans erupt into boos as Grave Digger walks out with Darksider following close behind. Grave Digger seems upset over the choice of matches but orders Darksider into the Cube. As he enters in, senior official Dwight Schultz closes and locks the door. The Cube starts it's upward rise with a jolt and both Matt and Darksider stumble. Finally reaching it's position thirty feet above the ring, the cube halts it's ascent and begins to rock slightly.
CHAD BORDEAUX: The Cube is up and Vandal and Darksider are staring a hole through each other as the bell sounds. They immediately charge each other and it's a slugfest!!
PAUL MARSHALL: The two men are punching the daylights out of each other. Both men are throwing some heavy hands and I'm not sure who's gonna come out on top. I would be certain it would be Darksider but Vandal seems to be holding his own which says a lot for him. Vandal with a couple of quick lefts and a right and he grabs Darksider and whips him hard into the cube wall!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider's head bounces off of one of the steel bars but the impact causes the whole cube to move and Vandal loses his footing and falls as well!! Both men get up and it looks like Darksider has been busted open already!! But he charges and tackles Matt and is now slamming repeated fists down into the face of Vandal.
PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider is really tearing into him now. Ooooh!! Vandal slams a knee up between the legs of Darksider and now he rolls on top and is slamming forearms down into the wound he opened up already on the forehead of Darksider. Vandal finally relents and pulls Darksider up by the hair. Vandal picks up the big man and slams him down hard on the steel floor of the cube and makes the cover, 1...
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider quickly kicks out. Vandal goes for another cover, 1.. Darksider again kicks out and this time Vandal pulls the former seven time champion to his feet. He hooks him for a vertical suplex and, no, Darksider blocks it and now both men are struggling. Darksider slams a knee up into the midsection of Vandal and then lifts him up vertical!
PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider falls backward driving the back of Vandal hard onto the steel floor. Both men look to have had a lot taken out of them from that move but Darksider struggles to his feet and walks over and drives a knee down into the face of Vandal once and then gets up and does it again.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider pulls Vandal up and whips him hard into the cube wall but Darksider was ready for the jolt and retains his balance as Vandal stumbles backwards. Darksider grabs him by the hair and forces him back to the cube wall and slams his face repeatedly into the steel bars of the cube wall. Repeated bashings..
PAUL MARSHALL: Vandal has been opened up and the blood is flowing freely down his face now. Grave Digger is cheering down at ringside as the destruction continues. Darksider grabs Vandal from behind. German suplex onto the hard floor!! Vandal landed on his head and he may be completely out of it. Darksider covers, 1....2... Vandal kicked out! Vandal kicked out!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Amazing resilience from this athlete as Darksider yanks him back to his feet. Darksider with a short arm clothesline takes him back down. Darksider drops a leg across the throat of Vandal and makes another cover, 1...2. Vandal will not stay down. Darksider is up quickly and lays in a hard boot to the face of Vandal as he struggles to get up.
PAUL MARSHALL: Now Vandal is laying the boots into him. He's stomping the hell out of him and then drops down and slams a hard elbow right into the cut on Vandal's forehead. Now Darksider is raking his nails in that cut and just really tearing open Vandal. Vandal is a mess but he jams a thumb right into the eye of Darksider who stumbles back and Matt uses the momentary break to struggle back to his feet.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider charges in but Vandal gets the big boot up and into his face and takes the seven time champion off of his feet with one of his own tricks. Vandal quickly goes to stomping away on the face of Darksider before pulling him back to his feet. Vandal spins him around and grabs him from behind. Now it's Vandal with a German suplex dropping Darksider on his head!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Vandal quickly rolls him up, 1...2.. Darksider kicks out. Vandal once again puts the boots to him. I must say, I'm impressed already with the guts of Vandal. Most people fear Darksider but he is showing no intimidation whatsoever. He's going right at the seven time champion. Vandal drags Darksider up and whips him hard into the corner!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider slams into the intersection of steel but Vandal charges in and squashes him in the corner. Now Vandal grabs Darksider by the hair and he's once again introducing Darksider's face to the steel. Over and over as the fans count along. Ten times he slams his face into the steel before releasing him. Darksider stumbles and falls backward out of the corner.
PAUL MARSHALL: Vandal covers, 1...2.. Darksider kicks out once again. Both these men are severely bleeding from their foreheads and it's a wonder either of them can see what's even going on. But they continue to fight. Vandal pulls Darksider back up but Darksider with a couple of right hands and now both men are once again slugging it out.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Vandal hits a couple of hard rights and grabs Darksider in a belly to belly. No, Darksider slams a questionable knee into Matt breaking free, Afterlife stunner!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider quickly pulls up Vandal, he hooks the double underhook, Killing Machine on the steel!!!! Darksider covers, 1....2....3!!!! Our first fall goes to my pick, Darksider!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider gains the first fall which is a huge advantage. He needs one more while Vandal needs both of the next two falls. Darksider isn't letting up though. He pulls Vandal up and lifts him, Hell's Fire chokeslam!!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: It's over as Darksider covers, 1...2...3!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: No!! Vandal kicked out!! Vandal kicked out at the last second!!! Grave Digger is shouting instructions up at Darksider who backs Dwight into the corner and is threatening him. Finally Darksider turns his attention back to Vandal and pulls him up... Vandal with the low blow!! Vandal with a DDT!! Matt slammed Darksider's face into the steel and now covers, 1...2.. Darksider kicks out.
PAUL MARSHALL: Vandal caught him off guard and is taking advantage. He pulls Darksider back up to his feet and grabs him in the belly to belly, over head throw!!! He tosses him clear across the cube!! Darksider bounces hard on the steel floor and the whole cube shakes and jerks!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Vandal waits as Darksider stumbles to his feet. Vandal charges in and runs him over with a clothesline that flips him completely over! Darksider is down and Vandal leaps on top of him and pounds repeated forearms down into his face. Vandal is really laying into him. Now Vandal grabs him and slams the back of his head repeatedly into the steel.
PAUL MARSHALL: Vandal looks to have lost it now as he is choking Darksider!! Dwight is trying to get him to relent but he can't do anything about it as there are no disqualifications in this match!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Finally he releases the chokehold and pulls Darksider up. He puts Darksider's head between his legs and holds his arms straight out before picking the seven time champion up and spinning around, twirling powerbomb!! Darksider's head bounced off the steel hard!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Vandal rolls him up, 1....2... Darksider kicks out!! Vandal can't even believe it and looks frustrated but he pulls Darksider back up and whips him hard into the steel wall!!! Vandal charges in and spears him in the back driving him back into the wall hard again!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Vandal slams him repeatedly into the wall and then rolls him up again, 1...2... again Darksider kicks out!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Vandal pulls him back up and lifts Darksider up, hard backbreaker!! Matt rolls Darksider over and slams a couple knees into the small of Darksider's back. He's going to work on Darksider's spine. He must have done his homework cause he's going right after the spot that was hit so long ago with the sledgehammer.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Matt pulls him back up and grabs him in a side headlock and turns and twist Darksider before dropping down, neckbreaker!! Vandal covers again, 1....2....3!! No, he kicked out again!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider can take one hell of a beating and keep right on coming as he has shown in the past. Vandal pulls him back up and spins him around and locks on a full nelson!! Vandal is cranking on it putting some serious pressure on the neck of Darksider. Vandal is forcing Darksider over to the cube wall and holds him in the full nelson while slamming his face into the cube wall over and over!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: This is just plain brutal!! These two men are trying to end each other!! Vandal backs up and lifts Darksider, full nelson slam!!! What impact!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Vandal doesn't hesitate though and he pulls Darksider up and lifts him, F-5!!! He F-5'ed him hard on the steel!! Vandal quickly covers, 1....2....3!!!! Matt has tied it up at one and on!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Fans, we are down to the final fall in this match and it is a Fall From Grace!!! The first man to toss the other one out of the cube and down far below will be the new Real Action Wrestling Federation Champion!! Who will it be?!?
PAUL MARSHALL: The fans are chanting Vandal as Matt pulls Darksider up. Darksider quickly with a thrust to the throat knocks him back. Darksider quickly charges in and takes him down with a flying knee to the face!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Both men have been beaten beyond recognition. The blood is everywhere and the ring below is covered in blood dripping down from the cage. Darksider leaps onto Matt and now he is throttling him!! He's choking the very life out of Vandal and doesn't look to be even thinking of letting up as finally Dwight Schultz can take no more and is trying to pry Darksider's fingers off of Matt's throat.
PAUL MARSHALL: But there's no rules in this match!! The ref needs to mind his own business!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: There maybe no rules, but this isn't a last man breathing and Darksider is trying to kill Vandal as Grave Digger is cheering him on!! That's just not right!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider's hands are finally pulled free by the ref but Darksider is pissed!! He grabs Dwight by the shirt and lifts him clear off his feet!! Darksider turns and looks at the door.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Oh God No! Look at the sick look in Darksider's eyes!! He wouldn't!! Oh My God!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider just tossed Dwight through the door!! He knocked it off it's hinges and Dwight and the door crash down to the ring!!!
The fans start a Holy Shit chant.
CHAD BORDEAUX: My God the Humanity!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Dwight was broken in half!!! EMTs are rushing out to help our senior official as Darksider stares down at him with a sick demented smile on his face. But Vandal is up. Vandal is up behind Darksider!! Dropkick!!! he dropkicks Darksider and Darksider falls through the open door!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: But he is able to twist and grabs the edge of the cube and hang on!!! Vandal almost had this won but Darksider's reflexes saved him!! Darksider is trying to pull himself back into the cube but Vandal is kicking him repeatedly in the face!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Looks like it's over for the seven time champion. But wait, he grabs Vandal's foot and yanks it out from under him causing him to fall backwards onto the cube floor!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Absolutely amazing strength by Darksider who is able to hang on with one arm and now has pulled himself back into the cube!! These two men are going beyond the abilities of normal human beings. They should both be out cold from the blood loss but both of them are struggling to their feet.
PAUL MARSHALL: That's why it's these two fighting to determine the Real Action Wrestling Federation Championship. These men are far beyond the realm of mortal men!! These two are superhuman.
CHAD BORDEAUX: The two of them are punching it out for a third time tonight. The two men are brawling all over the cube now. Darksider with a hard kick between the legs of Vandal gains the upper hand and grabs him by the throat, big time chokeslam on the steel!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider drags up Vandal and pulls him over to the open door. He's gonna toss him!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Vandal fires a couple of hard elbows into the face of Darksider and then grabs him by the hair and slams his face into the steel door frame. Darksider stumbles backwards and Vandal tackles him!! Vandal now again repeatedly slamming the back of Darksider's head into the hard steel floor!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider's blood is dripping down to the ring below as Vandal pulls him back to his feet. Vandal drags him over to the opening and it's gonna be Matt walking out with the title tonight.
CHAD BORDEAUX: But Darksider with a mule kick up between the legs of Vandal breaks free. Matt is doubled over in pain and Darksider grabs him in a side headlock, spinning DDT!! Vandal's head bounced off the steel and he looks to be out cold. Darksider stands up and raises his arms in victory as the fans boo. Grave Digger cheers loudly and Darksider drags up Vandal.
PAUL MARSHALL: He's pulling him to the door but Vandal is fighting back and it's once again a slugfest!! Vandal charges in and tackles Darksider out the door!!!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider reaches out and grabs the edge of the cube as Vandal has his hands locked around the waist of Darksider!!! Darksider is holding on as they both hang above the ring!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider's incredible strength is the only thing keeping them from falling now. Both men are struggling or some kind of advantage but what can you do in a situation like this?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider's squirming along with Vandal's has caused Vandal to slide down so now he is hanging onto the left leg of Darksider!! Darksider is kicking him with the right leg and trying top get him off of him before his strength gives and they both fall!
PAUL MARSHALL: If they both fall, who wins?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Good question. I don't really know. I guess whoever hits last would win but I'm not sure...
PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider slams repeated knees into the face of Vandal who is slipping down the blood drenched leg of Darksider. Hell, both of these men are drenched head to toe in blood.
CHAD BORDEAUX: And the blood causes Vandal to slip!! Vandal has fallen!! Vandal has fallen!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider is now the eight time eight time eight time eight time eight time eight time eight time eight time Real Action Wrestling Federation Champion!!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider has done it but now his strength leaves him and he falls as well!!! We need help out here for these two!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: What a show!!!! Absolutely incredible!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Fans, I'm afraid we are out of time!!! We'll see you next week!!!