December 4, 2002
PNE Coliseum
Vancouver, British Columbia
We cut to backstage in the parking area as a limo pulls in. The driver gets out and steps to the back door and opens it up. Grave Digger steps out, RAWF world Heavyweight title over his shoulder, he looks back into the limo.
GRAVEDIGGER: Get out of there you idiot!
Darksider slowly shuffles out after him, Grave Digger turns to see the camera's and RAWF interviewer John Coleman coming towards him. Grave Digger seems startled and hurriedly tosses the title over the zombiefied Darksider's shoulder.
JOHN COLEMAN: Grave Digger, Grave Digger... how is Darksider's recovery coming along now that he has the title?
GRAVEDIGGER: Recovery?- Oh! Yes the recovery.
Grave Digger sighs.
GRAVEDIGGER: Actually, sadly, not good Mr...
Coleman takes the microphone away from Grave Digger long enough to say his name into it.
JOHN COLEMAN: John Coleman, sir.
GRAVEDIGGER: Mr. Coleman. It's seems just winning this championship wasn't enough to undo the destruction Victoria caused at Hardcore Independence.
JOHN COLEMAN: What WILL be enough to help Darksider than?
GRAVEDIGGER: Mr. Coleman, I think I may have an idea about that. You see, in the effort to try and recreated Darksider's illustrious past to spark his memory in his mind, we forgot one thing.
JOHN COLEMAN: And what's that?
GRAVEDIGGER: Darksider won the World title in his past, yes. But he also defended it, destroying all his challengers. So you see, the longer Darksider can hold my- the title, the more opponents he decimates... the better chance he has of becoming the Darksider of old!
JOHN COLEMAN: Really?
GRAVEDIGGER: Really! And it starts tonight! Tonight, Darksider's reign of terror begins! Tonight, the first of many shall BURN IN HELL!!
As Grave Digger snaps his fingers
and Darksider follows carrying both of their gym bags, we cut out.
Tag Team
Match
vs. 
'Heartbreaker'
John Murphy & Rod Cordington vs. Captain Crush & 'The Omega'
David Laursen
RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, our next match is set for one fall and is a tag team contest. Introducing first, making their way down to the ring, here is the Real Action Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Champion, Heartbreaker John Murphy and his partner, Rod Cordington!!!!
Lose Yourself begins to play and the fans erupt into cheers as the Heartbreaker makes his way out with Rod. Murphy and Cordington soak in the cheers and then make their way down to the ring.
RING ANNOUNCER: And their opponents, making their way to the ring at this time, here are Captain Crush and the Omega David Laursen!!!!
Jesus or a Gun begins to play and the fans erupt in a mixture of both boos and cheers for the twosome. They make their way down to the ring and climb in side by side and face off against their opponents.
CHAD BORDEAUX: This should be a truly great match to start things off tonight. John Murphy has really come back into his own in the past two weeks and finally put gold back around his waist at Nightmares.
PAUL MARSHALL: Which I and some others consider a fluke victory. And does he really think this name change is gonna make anyone see him any different. He's still the same old Bone Crusher.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I disagree. The Heartbreaker was a true great in RAWF.
PAUL MARSHALL: Who held less belts than Bone Crusher.
CHAD BORDEAUX: It doesn't matter. The fans look up to Heartbreaker. And Rod Cordington is on his way to superstardom in the RAWF.
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah, that's true. He'll go down in the record books as the man to make Outlaw look great. Maybe tonight he can work that magic on Bone Crusher..
CHAD BORDEAUX: You mean Heartbreaker.
PAUL MARSHALL: No, I mean Bone Crusher. But let's look at the other team. Captain Crush. You know, I used to hate that Sasquatch.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Yeah, you used to do nothing but badmouth him.
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah, but now that he's discovered a mean streak, I'm starting to really like him. I love to see a big man hurt people and he does it well. And look at his partner. Finally we know who the masked man is.
CHAD BORDEAUX: What a great surprise to see the amazing David Laursen return once again to the Real Action Wrestling Federation. I am so happy to see one of my all time favorites back in the fold.
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah, maybe he'll last longer this time around since there's no Tony Rocky Horror to beat the hell out of him.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Must you always be so negative? A great star returns and you do nothing but badmouth him.
PAUL MARSHALL: I'm just expecting him to pull a Trever. You know, come back, be hot for a week and then drop off the face of the earth. It's an endless circle with these guys.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I think this time around we're gonna see a new and improved David Laursen who's liable to be holding that RAWF championship in a couple months.
PAUL MARSHALL: Whatever. There's the bell and it looks like it's gonna be Rod and David starting things off. So I guess we'll get to see how new and improved he really is. The two lock up and it's a test of strength as they battle around the ring.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Laursen backs Rod into the corner and it looks like he's gonna give a clean break. Nope, instead he lights up Rod's chest with a couple of open hand chops. Now Laursen with the Irish whip sends him flying across the ring into the opposite turnbuckle. The Omega charges in and hits a hard clothesline in the corner.
PAUL MARSHALL: Laursen pulls Rod out of the corner and picks him up in a gorilla press and drops him across his knee in a stomach breaker. Laursen quickly rolls him up for the pin, 1....2... Cordington kicks out!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The Omega looks upset but he drags Rod up by his hair. Laursen tosses him into the ropes and as he bounces back David swings for a clothesline but Rod ducks under it and bounces off the opposite side. David drops his head for a back body drop but Rod stops in his tracks and grabs him in a headlock, DDT!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Out of nowhere with the DDT! Rod drives an elbow down into the throat of Laursen and then covers, 1... David kicks out. Rod pulls him back up and tosses him hard into the corner where Bone Crusher nails him in the back of the head.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Heartbreaker with a forearm to the back of Laursen's head and he gets the tag from Rod. John leaps over the ropes and into the ring. The fans erupt as Murphy lays into him with right hands in the corner. Murphy climbs to the second turnbuckle and is laying the fists into him but Laursen comes out of the corner with an atomic drop!
PAUL MARSHALL: The Heartbreaker goes down and Laursen quickly makes his way to the corner and tags in Crush. The Sasquatch steps over the ropes and into the ring. Bone Crusher charges in but Crush catches him with a big boot to the face. John goes down and Crush drops a leg across his throat and covers, 1....2...
CHAD BORDEAUX: Murphy quickly kicks out. Crush argues with the ref about the count but John kicks up to his feet. Crush turns back around and catches a dropkick in the teeth. Crush stumbles backward and Murphy charges in and takes Crush down with a hard clothesline.
PAUL MARSHALL: Murphy pulls up Crush and hooks him for the reverse DDT. What power!!! Crush lifts up Murphy out of the reverse DDT position into a scoop slam and he slams him down hard. Crush yanks up Bone Crusher and whips him into the ropes and takes him down with another big boot to the face.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Heartbreaker goes down hard but Crush doesn't let up as he pulls him back up and grabs him in a bear hug, belly to belly suplex!! He slams him down hard and covers, 1....2.. John kicks out!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Crush pulls BC up and tosses him into the corner and tags in the Omega. Laursen comes in and pulls Bone out of the corner and takes him vertical in a suplex, no, BC slides down his back and lands on his feet!
CHAD BORDEAUX: David turns and gets a knee in the stomach from Heartbreaker. John pulls him in close with a belly to belly and then tosses him up in the air, Heartstopper!!!! Heartstopper!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: He hit that out of nowhere and covers as Rod runs in to cut off Captain Crush, 1....2....3!!!! Bone Crusher and Cordington win!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Correction, Heartbreaker and Cordington win!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Whatever...
A Deadly Combination to Be Sure.
The camera shows Gravedigger and DS walking down a well lit wide hallway. GD stops in awe at the beautiful sign on the door that says GRAVEDIGGER w/ World Champion DARKSIDER.
GRAVEDIGGER: Now this is classy. I bet this is one of those dressing rooms where they give you one of those bidets! Boy do those tickle… heh. Wait, what the hell am I talking about? Like you even know what a bidet is! HA!
Darksider stands motionless.
GRAVEDIGGER: Oh well, we’ve got the night off, let’s relax in here for a while, and then go piss some idiots off tonight, what’d ya say pal?
Darksider stands motionless.
Gravedigger opens the door, and to his surprise, it’s a janitor’s closet. Out pours a sabotaged overfilled closet, and items flop down upon his chest, and mask… as well as a bucket with some foul smelling liquid in it.
GRAVEDIGGER: What the… that smells like piss! Who the hell did this?! WHO?! This is no way to treat World Champion like me… US, I mean! This is an outrage! I’m going to find who the hell did this, and piss on them after I crack their skull open with my shovel!
Outlaw walks down the hallway, and stops, staring at Darksider and GD. The crowd slightly pops for him. He chuckles at GD.
OUTLAW: Geez Gravedigger… they always said it’s better to be pissed off than pissed on… but tonight looks like you just got the best of both worlds!
GRAVEDIGGER: Oh that’s funny is it?
OUTLAW: Yeah… it is.
GRAVEDIGGER: Yeah it’s just a laugh riot! HAHAHA… NO IT’S NOT FUNNY! If I wanted to see funny, I’d watch the highlight tapes of your Intercontinental Title reign!
OUTLAW: Look man… it was just a joke, no need to get all “Huffy and Puffy”…
GRAVEDIGGER: It wasn’t a joke. It was pathetic! A joke is watching Bone Crusher make you his bitch!
OUTLAW: Look, I’m not afraid of you, or your puppet!
Outlaw points his finger at Darksider, who is still standing motionless.
GRAVEDIGGER: Then why don’t you get your bitch ass suited up tonight, for a no disqualification bout!
OUTLAW: For the title!
GRAVEDIGGER: HAHAHAHA, No you stupid ass! You think losing to John Murphy makes you worthy at a shot at the champ? Think again dipsh!t… If you beat Darksider tonight, in any way, shape, or form, We will give you a rematch, for the title, next week with any stipulation you want!
OUTLAW: Any?
GRAVEDIGGER: Any! Now go be a good boy, and get ready for the beating of your life! And by the way… I just dare you to get your mother’s… Cousin’s…Sister’s… Neighbor’s dog’s…whatever the hell he is to the ring, so we can beat on his stupid ass too!
OUTLAW: You’ve got yourself a deal… Prepare to get OUTLAWED… TONIGHT!
Outlaw walks out of Gravedigger’s way, as Darksider blocks his path. He looks up at DS, and then turns sideways, cutting down the hallway.
GRAVEDIGGER: (Mumbles) Prepare to be OUTLAWED… what the hell kind of catchphrase is that? What the hell does it even mean?
Darksider doesn’t answer as they continue down the hallway looking for their REAL Dressing room.
Normal Match
vs. 
Halie vs. Too Hot To Handle' Matt Vandal
Independant Woman plays as Halie makes her way to the ramp with a smile. She plays up to the crowd's positive response as she makes her way to the ring.
RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, the following singles contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, weighing in at 120 pounds, HALIE.
PAUL MARSHALL: Somebody looks ready to go tonight.
CHAD BORDEAUX: She may have her game face on but I don't know if her heart and her mind will be totally focused on this match Last week at November Nightmares, Captain Crush gave her boyfriend J.D. Awesome not one, but two, Crush-O-Matic 3001's on the steel stairs. Eliminating him completely, not only from that match but now we don't know when we're going to see J.D. Awesome again.
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah, wasn't it cool?
CHAD BORDEAUX: No it wasn't cool. J.D. Awesome and well Halie too could both be on their way to great things here in RAWF. Every match, every win or loss has become so important, because every victory takes that superstar one step closer to greatness. To leaving their mark.
Fuel by Metallica hits and Matt Vandal makes his way to the ring to a mixed reaction.
CHAD BORDEAUX: But when you talk about getting your mark left here in RAWF you gotta mention Matt Vandal.
RING ANNOUNCER: And her opponent. Weighing 276 pounds, "Too Hot to Handle" Matt Vandal!!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He came so close to winning the world championship at November Nightmares, and you'd have to believe he'd like his rematch.
PAUL MARSHALL: He can like all he wants but the fact remains Darksider is the man now and if Vandal wants his rematch he's gonna have to earn one.
CHAD BORDEAUX: That he will and this match has started.
THWACK
CROWD: OOOH
THWACK
CROWD: OOOH
THWACK
CROWD: OOOH
PAUL MARSHALL: It sure has and Halie wastes no time in delivering those kicks right to the knees of Matt Vandal.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Her legs and those feet are lethal Paul as we've seen so often. Vandal tries to fire back with a right hand but she ducks under it and ...
THWACK
CHAD BORDEAUX: ..kicks him in the back of his leg.
PAUL MARSHALL: This is sound strategy, try to take the big man off his vertical base.
CHAD BORDEAUX: She continues to lay in those kicks to the back of his knees and doesn't seem to relent. Because everytime he tries to make a move she skirts out of the way and kicks him in the legs some more.
PAUL MARSHALL: So far it's working she's got Vandal down to one knee.
KA-THWACK
CHAD BORDEAUX: Jesus. She just gave about one of the biggest damn roundhouse kicks right to his kisser and Vandal just fell like a sack of bricks to the mat.
PAUL MARSHALL: And look how quickly she jumps into the cover.
CHAD BORDEAUX: What an upset...1............2...........and Vandal kicks out.
PAUL MARSHALL: Kicks out hell he just launched her across the ring and he's back up, albeit slightly limping.
CHAD BORDEAUX:Wasting no time, and showing no intimidation to her much larger opponent Halie runs in at Vandal but he catches her and she lands spine first from a hellacious belly to belly suplex.
PAUL MARSHALL: But look at the consumate gentlemen, he's helping her up.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Yeah...by her hair.
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah and your point?
CHAD BORDEAUX: He brings her up to his midsection and sets up and could it could be...and it is...twirling powerbomb. There's no way 120 pound Halie could survive a powerbomb of that magnitude.
PAUL MARSHALL: Now he's into the cover....1......2...and what strength she kicked out.
CHAD BORDEAUX: He lifted her shoulder up. And now's he lifting her entire body up. The torture rack. The referee is asking if Halie wants to give it up and she says yes.
Fuel by Metallica hits again.
RING ANNOUNCER: Your winner "Too Hot To Handle" Matt Vandal
PAUL MARSHALL: And Halie couldn't handle Matt Vandal here tonight.
CHAD BORDEAUX: It was a solid effort but he was just too big too mean. Now what's he doing? He was walking up the ramp and now he's stopped and turned to face Halie in the ring who is still on the mat.
PAUL MARSHALL: Looks like he's going back to check on her.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Somehow I doubt it.
PAUL MARSHALL: Well he is back in the ring.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: That he is. He helps her to her feet for real this
time and lifts her arm up and the crowd cheers for the both of them what a
sign of respect.
Hardcore
Title
vs. 
Dameon vs. David Wilson
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is for the Hardcore Championship!!!! Introducing first, the challenger, weighing in at 385 pounds, Dameon!!!!
For Whom the Bell Tolls by Metallica plays and the fans cheer their approval as the big man, Dameon steps onto the stage, pauses and raises his arms into the air. He begins to head down the ramp until-
CHAD BORDEAUX: And the Hardcore Champion David Wilson charges out of curtain from behind and leaps up as he runs by, clocking Dameon right in the head with the lid to a trash can!!! A dastardly attack from behind as the bell sounds and our hardcore match begins on the ramp.
PAUL MARSHALL: Dastardly attack from behind? That's how Hardcore Title matches should start! Besides the farther that wack-o Wilson is away from this ring, the better.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Still afraid he's going to hurt you, Eh Paul?
PAUL MARSHALL: No not at all... I'm afraid the psycho will KILL me!
CHAD BORDEAUX: You may not be thinking too far fetched as Wilson continues the assault with lefts and rights to the big man! Dameon didn't even go down from that trash can lid shot to the back of the head, but I can tell it's left him rockin' and reelin'! Wilson never took off the hardcore belt!
PAUL MARSHALL: Wilson with a big haymaker, but Dameon comes alive and blocks it, connecting with a huge haymaker of his own! Followed by another right hand shot to the head, and then Dameon brings a knee into the gut of Wilson sending him stumbling down the ramp.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson charges now! HUGE CLOTHESLINE! Wilson did a flip in the air before landing hard at the bottom of the ramp. Dameon with a cover, 1....- and Wilson kicks out before the count of 2!
PAUL MARSHALL: No hardcore title match I've ever seen has ended with a clothesline! The "Gentle Giant" must have a damn screw loose!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He's pretty damn gigantic Paul...
PAUL MARSHALL: I mean the idiot challenged Darksider to a title match before Darksider had even won the belt! What a Goon!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Perhaps you'd like to tell him that to his face- And Dameon has Wilson up now and whips him right into the steel steps!
*CRASH!!!*
CHAD BORDEAUX: What a car wreck! The steps separated as Wilson took them right in the shoulder. Dameon now picking up the steps and lifting them up over his head! HE TOSSES THEM DOWN ON WILSON!!
PAUL MARSHALL: But Wilson rolls out of the way and the steps crash to the floor at ringside as Wilson rolls to his feet. Dameon doesn't give Wilson a chance to regain himself before charging and connecting with a running big boot!
CHAD BORDEAUX: And Wilson flips over the guard railing to the crowd on the other side. Security doing their best to disperse this rabid crowd as Dameon steps over the guard rail like it' were just a curb. Dameon grabs Wilson off the ground with a fist full of hair-
PAUL MARSHALL: And Wilson comes up folding one of the spectators steel chair, Wilson with a solid jab with the end of the chair into the gut of Dameon! Dameon keeps hold of the hair and Wilson is forced to ram the chair into the gut even harder! Dameon releases the hold and Wilson backs up. He hauls back-
**WHACK!!!**
CHAD BORDEAUX: A vile Chair to the head of Dameon who stumbles but refuses to go down!! Wilson winding back up-
**WHACK!!!!!!!!**
CHAD BORDEAUX: Oooo! An even more disgustingly hard shot to the head and look at that chair all bent and twisted from only 2 shots to the Dameon's head, but Dameon will not fall! Wilson pulls back and swings again- and Dameon reaches out and catches the chair in mind swing! Dameon rips the twisted chair out of Wilson's grasp. Here we go!
PAUL MARSHALL: Dameon with a giant swing, but Wilson ducks under it coming up behind Dameon, and he scoops up another chair on his way. Dameon turns chair ready-
**SMACK!!!!**
PAUL MARSHALL: Wilson smashes his chair right into the chair Dameon had a hold of and sent Dameon's own chair back into his face! Dameon is busted open now and reeling. Dameon drops his own twisted chair and Wilson picks it up in the other hand, He pulls back with a chair in both hands-
**CAA-RACK!!!**
CHAD BORDEAUX: Dameon goes down! Dameon goes down at the hands of a sandwich of chairs to both sides of the head!! SWEET JESUS!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: The 7 foot 4 385 pound giant has fallen! Wilson has taken his down and bloodied him! The hardcore champion covers! 1..... 2..... 3- HE'S GOT HIM-? NO! Dameon kicks out with authority at the last possible moment and sends Wilson flying back and crashing into about 4 rows of empty steel chairs! Son of a Bitch!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson fighting to his feet now, but so is Dameon and Dameon is up now as Wilson makes it to his feet on a mound of toppled chairs. Dameon makes his way into the mess of chairs and kicks him in the gut! Dameon grabs our champion and lifts him in the air! POWERBOMB DOWN ONTO OPENED STEEL CHAIRS!
PAUL MARSHALL: Dameon hangs on and brings Wilson right back up and up into the air, ANOTHER POWERBOMB!! HE HOLDS ON YET AGAIN! HE'LL KILL HIM!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Dameon brings him all the way back up again and this time just drops him from 7 feet and 4 inches in the air in a jackknife powerbomb onto those twisted and mangled steel chairs!
PAUL MARSHALL: Where will everyone sit when they clear out of there!?
CHAD BORDEAUX: More importantly, do we have a new champion? Dameon covers! 1..... 2..... 3! He got it?!
PAUL MARSHALL: No he didn't! Wilson got the shoulder up! After 3 powerbombs onto that mess of steel, David Wilson, the hardcore champion has kicked out!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Dameon can't believe it as he yanks Wilson back up and drags him across the arena floor over to the barrier that leads to the area of equipment beside the entrance stage. Dameon lifting Wilson up now over his head in a military press! He lifts him up and down like he's bench pressing and then tosses Wilson over the barrier-
**CRASH!!**
CHAD BORDEAUX: -and through a table! Dameon steps over the barrier and covers again.
PAUL MARSHALL: One.... Two... Thre- no! Wilson still kicks out! Dameon can't believe it as the fans start to chant something?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Paul, they are chanting O.D.!! They want Dameon's finisher the Overdose!!! And Dameon is gonna give it to them as he pulls Wilson back up out of those wood splinters and grabs his heads between those bear claw hands!
PAUL MARSHALL: He'll squeeze it to a pulp- WAIT low blow back between the legs by Wilson and Dameon releases the hold and doubles over holdin' the jollies!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson turns and reaches under the apron surrounding the stage and comes back with... a lead pipe!? What's that doing just waiting for him under there?
**THUD**
PAUL MARSHALL: And Wilson levels Dameon with a shot to the already bloodied! Wilson slips the lead pipe into the side of his pants... and now Wilson now reaching back under that apron around the stage and pulling out... a ladder!!! Wilson has got a ladder now and he tosses it up onto the stage. Now using the tables and equipment he climbs up and gets onto the stage himself... where is he going?
CHAD BORDEAUX: I don't know but Dameon is back up and looks pissed off! Wilson has set up that ladder on the stage and is climbing up it, Dameon climbs onto the stage and looks up the ladder at Wilson Tip it Dameon!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: He must have gotten hit pretty hard with that pipe cause the idiot is climbing the other side!! He'll break the damn ladder!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Those ladders are made strong enough even for Dameon!
PAUL MARSHALL: I find that hard to believe! Dameon making it to the top now and Wilson is ready with that led pipe!
**THUD!!!**
PAUL MARSHALL: Another shot to the head and Dameon is dazed and ready to fall backwards!! Wilson is finally taking his hardcore title belt off now, he never got the chance before- wait, he's putting it on Dameon as Dameon is left reeling. What is he doing?
DAVID WILSON: And now it's time to find out. Is this extra 5 lb strap really for you? Will it make you faster than a speeding bullet? Will it give you superpowers? As a well known acquaintance of mine once said from this very position... "Let's see if you can fly..."
CHAD BORDEAUX: OH MY GOD! WILSON SHOVES DAMEON OFF THE LADDER AND DOWN 12 FEET TO THE STAGE BELOW!!!
**CRACK!!!!!!!!**
PAUL MARSHALL: Did you hear that crack of Dameon's body hitting the steel stage?
CHAD BORDEAUX: I did and frankly it was just sick! What a vile human being-
PAUL MARSHALL: WILSON HAS CLIMBED TO THE VERY TOP OF THAT LADDER AND IS STANDING UP TALL!!! ELBOW DROP!!!!!!!!
**SMASH!!!!**
PAUL MARSHALL: HE CONNECTS AND COVERS!!!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: 1..... 2..... 3!!! Wilson has retained! Wilson retains and rips the title off of an unconscious Dameon's waist. Wilson, the sick son of a bitch, is now rubbing the title over Dameon's bleeding head and staining the gold red! Wilson stumbles through the curtain as EMTs come out to help Dameon
PAUL MARSHALL: What the....?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Dameon is stirring! Dameon is pulling himself up! Dameon has gotten to his feet and listen to these fans cheer his name!
PAUL MARSHALL: He has to be hurting Chad!
CHAD BORDEAUX: But he's still standing Paul! Folks as Dameon makes his way to the back we have to take a commercial br-
Get Inside by Stone Sour interrupts Chad.
CHAD BORDEAUX: What? Folks this is the Crippler's music but I was told the Crippler would not be with us tonight! I was told Crippler could not even walk after that sick sledgehammer shot to the back-
The curtains part, and in a wheel chair, The Crippler wheels himself out onto the stage. He has a microphone in hand and the fans give him a more then warm reaction, as they are almost deafening.
CHAD BORDEAUX: The Crippler is here!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah, but in a wheel chair! HA HA!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Shhhh! He's going to address the fans!
CRIPPLER: Thank you, please, lets settle down.
The fans ignore him and start a "Crippler" Chant. Finally when it dies down he speaks.
CRIPPLER: Thank you everyone, but I am not so sure I even deserve this reaction. Because as I'm sure you can see, I am not the same as I was when I WALKED into November Nightmares... and I have some unfortunate news-
Wicked Young Man interrupts Crippler, and alone, Grave Digger steps out onto the stage laughing, and a mic of his own in hand. He gets in front of Crippler in his wheel chair and speaks directly at him.
GRAVEDIGGER: Well, I was going to bring Darksider out here, but I see I don't even need him for this. There is no way you could try anything rash anyway! Hehehehehe.
The crowd momentarily boos too loud for Grave Digger to continue.
GRAVEDIGGER: Crippler, it actually saddens me to see you like this! It really gets me right here.
Grave Digger puts a hand to his heart, if he even has one.
GRAVEDIGGER: Because you see... We never finished something Crippler! It was to be Darksider who put you in that chair! It was to be Darksider to possibly end not only your career, but YOUR LIFE in that ring! Now he does not get that chance! Even if we did kill you, it would mean nothing, the sport of it would be gone, the thrill of the hunt!
The fans are booing him as Crippler sits there silently listening. Grave Digger turns to look out at the crowd.
GRAVEDIGGER: It seems YOUR Crippler, is nothing but, A CRIPPLED!!! HEHEHEHEHE-
As he is saying this, the fans suddenly explode into cheers, baffling Grave Digger completely. Meanwhile, behind him the Crippler has gotten up from his wheel chair.
CHAD BORDEAUX: The Crippler is standing!!! HE CAN WALK!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: THAT FAKER!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Grave Digger turns-
**WHAM!!!!**
CHAD BORDEAUX: AND CRIPPLER SMACKS HIM IN THE HEAD WITH THE MICROPHONE! Digger goes down hard and Crippler is standing over him now!
CRIPPLER: You didn't let me finish! My unfortunate news was, that I am no longer Hardcore Champion! I am, however, still willing and able to kick yours, and your slave boy Darksider's ass!! Whether my back is 100 percent or not, this is not over, it's only just begun!
Crippler drops the mic and the fans chant his name as he walks off and Grave Digger begins to come to and sit up slowly.
PAUL MARSHALL: He's gonna be pissed when he finds out what Crippler said when he was out! Crippler is as good as dead now!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: We're over due for a commercial, we'll be right back
folks!!!
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No
DQ
vs. 
James 'Outlaw' Richardson vs. Darksider
Wicked Young Man by Alice Cooper hits the speakers and Gravedigger leads Darksider down the ramp, as the crowd deafens the arena with loud boos. Darksider has the title belt around his waist, as Gravedigger carries his infamous shovel. They get into the ring, and await Outlaw.
CHAD BORDEAUX: It’s main event time, and boy can this one be a barn burner tonight!
PAUL MARSHALL: Are you kidding me?! I’ve got DS in 45 seconds.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I wouldn’t make that bet if I were you, Outlaw is going to be looking for revenge tonight, and this is the best way for him to mark a comeback: Put a dent in the world champ.
Papercut by Linkin Park hits the speakers as the crowd cheers for the underdog Outlaw.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Everyone here tonight seems to be rooting for Outlaw! They want to see the champ get a mudhole stomped in him!
PAUL MARSHALL: Everyone? Are you crazy?! I want to see Outlaw get thrown up through 15 rows in the crowd!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Outlaw is in the ring as the match is underway! The two tie up… knee by Outlaw! And another! And he gives the champion four vicious knee strikes to work the stomach of Darksider, so he can plant him with a hard DDT!
PAUL MARSHALL: Outlaw up to his feet now, stomps away on the head of Darksider as he tries to get up. Gravedigger reaches under the ring and tries to grab Outlaw’s boot!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Outlaw turns and leans through the ropes yelling at Gravedigger to back off! Gravedigger picks up his shovel and swings it at Outlaw, but Outlaw backs out of the ropes in time!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Just in time for Darksider to grab him from behind! Full nelson slam onto the neck of Outlaw! HAHA!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider reaches slowly down and pulls the stunned Outlaw up to his feet… but Outlaw rolls him up in a small package! 1…2… Kickout by DS! He was nearly pinned!
PAUL MARSHALL: NAH! Gravedigger just told em to make it a little exciting tonight…
CHAD BORDEAUX: Whatever! They both tangle up now, and Outlaw tries an Irish whip on Darksider… but Darksider reverses the Irish whip… but Outlaw hangs onto his arm for an Armdrag takeover!
PAUL MARSHALL: DS slams back first onto the mat, as Outlaw stands tall with his boot on Darksider’s face, pulling up on his arm! He’s trying to pull it out of it’s socket!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider rolls to his stomach, and up to his knees, just as Outlaw uses the leverage to his advantage and work a near-side cradle on the champ! 1…2…3!
PAUL MARSHALL: No! Kickout by Darksider!
CHAD BORDEAUX: What an exciting display of technical wrestling ability by Outlaw here tonight. Darksider rotates his stiff arm as he gets to his feet, and charges at Outlaw… boot to the stomach, by Outlaw as he charges in! Outlaw grabs him by the hair, and yanks him towards the turnbuckles!
PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider hits back first, as Outlaw comes charging… Big Splash!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The crowd roars!
PAUL MARSHALL: That’s just your stomach, retard. Outlaw goes to try the splash again on Sider… but Darksider catches him by the throat as he jumps into the air! Hell’s Fire Chokeslam!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Outlaw hits hard, and tries to roll to his feet… as he gets to his knees, Darksider grabs him by the back of the head, and yanks him up partially… and tosses him back down to the mat, face first!
PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider stands patiently, as Outlaw shakes the cobwebs getting back to his feet… but he gets a big boot by Darksider now, and Outlaw tumbles over the top rope!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He hits the concrete and tries to get up, as Gravedigger taunts him on the outside! Lowblow by Outlaw to Gravedigger! Digger drops his shovel!
PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider hops out of the ring now and heads towards Outlaw!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Outlaw reaches for the shovel as he gets to his feet… and turns around… WHACK! Right to the head of Darksider with that shovel! Darksider stumbles back, and nearly loses his balance onto the steel steps!
PAUL MARSHALL: Blood starts gushing out of the unhealed wounds of Darksider’s forehead from last week! Outlaw draws back again… WHACK! Darksider falls back onto the steel steps, but rolls onto the concrete, as blood drips down from his forehead!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Outlaw is drawing back with that shovel again, as Darksider tries to get to his feet! He goes to swing… but Gravedigger grabs the back of the shovel! It’s a struggle between Outlaw and GD for that shovel now!
PAUL MARSHALL: A boot from Outlaw sends Digger back, as he turns around to meet Darksider, but Darksider gives him a boot of his own to Outlaw’s midsection! Darksider grabs Outlaw, and bends him down…
CHAD BORDEAUX: Oh no…
PAUL MARSHALL: OH YES!! Darksider double underhooks Outlaw, and picks him up into the air… MODIFIED KILLING MACHINE INTO A DANGEROUS DRIVER ONTO THE SECURITY RAILING!
CRASH!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Outlaw’s body just broke through the steel security railing! He’s been broken in half!
A replay shows of the move in slow motion, as Outlaw crashes backfirst into the security railing, and the railing collapsing down.
CHAD BORDEAUX: He just… just picked him up for the killing machine, and then turned Outlaw’s body upwards with his immense power, and then just dropped him onto the railing! Good lord! Look Paul, here comes Rod Cordington out to see if he’s OK!
PAUL MARSHALL: What, is he going to perform CPR with that steel chair he’s bringing with him?! Help my ass, he has no right to be out here!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well, Gravedigger and his big mouth challenged him! I’d come out too if GD said that about me!
PAUL MARSHALL: It can be arranged…
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider pulls Outlaw up through the rubble, and rolls him into the ring, as Gravedigger laughs! WHACK! To the back of the head of Gravedigger, and Rod slides into the ring behind Darksider! He still hasn’t seen Rod!
PAUL MARSHALL: Rod sets the chair up, and gets behind Darksider, and tries to launch him backwards into a German suplex onto the steel chair… but DS won’t budge! He elbows his way out of the hold, sending Rod backwards.
CHAD BORDEAUX: He grabs Rod by the throat now, and gives him a hells fire chokeslam onto the mat! Oh my! Now he’s picking him back up! He’s going to do it through the chair now!
PAUL MARSHALL: But no! Gravedigger is back up now and telling him no! GD slides into the ring, and tells GD to toss him into the ropes!
CHAD BORDEAUX: What are they planning?? Darksider tosses Rod into the ropes, and when he comes back, Darksider gives him a back body drop… And Gravedigger catches Rod AND THEY PLANT HIM THROUGH THE CHAIR WITH A 3-D!!!! MY GOD WHAT A SICKENING THUD!
PAUL MARSHALL: Time to take your free T-shirt and go home now Rod! Thanks for playing! HAHAHA!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He could be seriously hurt! As well as Outlaw, who’s still on the ground!
PAUL MARSHALL: Gravedigger gets out of the ring and tells DS to finish the job! He gets Outlaw to his feet, and picks him up for a Demon Driver!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Look! Outlaw still has life left in him! He’s fighting this Tombstone from Darksider by kicking his legs behind Darksider trying to get leverage…
PAUL MARSHALL: And Darksider goes backwards, as Outlaw lands on his feet!! The move has been reversed! NO!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: DEMON DRIVER BY OUTLAW!! Darksider crashes head first onto the canvas, as Outlaw hits with his knees, but collapses after releasing the move...? He’s holding his back in pain!
PAUL MARSHALL: Oh that’s nothing compared to the back pain I give your mother Chad…
CHAD BORDEAUX: Now that’s about enough! Outlaw crawls to Darksider, and drapes his arm over him! The referee makes the count, as Outlaw is about to pin the champ! 1…2…3!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: NO!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Gravedigger pulled the referee out of the ring!! What the hell! What the hell!
PAUL MARSHALL: Watch your language bitchbaby!
CHAD BORDEAUX: No damnit, you watch your language! Outlaw has been screwed!
PAUL MARSHALL: Easy fella… Look now, the referee is talking it out with Gravedigger, and Digger is apologizing… does that make you feel better?
CHAD BORDEAUX: No! Outlaw forces himself up to his knees, as Darksider rolls to his hands and knees. Outlaw gets to his feet and hits the nearby ropes…
PAUL MARSHALL: And gives a half assed swivel kick to the back of Darksider’s head!
CHAD BORDEAUX: You would too if you were going through the back pain Outlaw is in right now! Outlaw struggles to roll Darksider over, and hooks his leg! Dang it ref, get back into the ring!
PAUL MARSHALL: The referee sees the cover, and slides back into the ring… 1…2…
CHAD BORDEAUX: 3!!!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: NO!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Kickout by Darksider at the last second! The last second of about 10 seconds by my watch!
PAUL MARSHALL: Hey, nobody asked you…
CHAD BORDEAUX: I’m doing my job, I don’t care Paul! The crowd is letting out it’s frustration after that last bullcrap of a kickout. Outlaw rolls to his feet, and grabs Darksider by the hair of the head… he’s taking him towards the turnbuckles! Darksider is about to be OUTLAWED!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Outlaw starts pulling the huge Darksider up the turnbuckles now…
CHAD BORDEAUX: Outlaw is showing severe agony right now in his lower back, still from that modified killing machine earlier…
PAUL MARSHALL: They both reach the top turnbuckles as Outlaw bends Darksider down with the little room they have up at the top!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Gravedigger hops up the apron!! But the referee shoves Gravedigger as he sprints the apron towards Outlaw and Sider! Gravedigger crashes onto the concrete floor!
PAUL MARSHALL: That’s not the referee’s place to do this!!! This is a no DQ match!! Someone paid this referee off, and I know it!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Outlaw tries to lift Sider up now… but he can’t budge him, with his lower back pain! Darksider starts breaking out of the powerbomb position with some serious forearm shots to the midsection of Outlaw!
PAUL MARSHALL: He breaks free of Outlaw’s grip, and elbows him in the face! They both stumble for a moment…
CHAD BORDEAUX: But Darksider catches his balance, and pulls Outlaw down! He gets the double underhook in, and lifts him up… Darksider spins to the side as he dives off the top rope…. KILLING MACHINE OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: They both crash into the canvas!! Outlaw’s head hits first, and then Darksider’s knees, and they both flop forward, with Darksider on top of Outlaw! The referee counts:
CHAD BORDEAUX: 1…2…3!!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: YES!!!!! DARKSIDER WINS!! DARKSIDER WINS!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: What an excellent display by two gladiators here tonight! I give my hat off to James ‘Outlaw’ Richardson for a proud display of integrity, and heart, as well as the determination not to give up!
PAUL MARSHALL: I give him a cookie. DARKSIDER WINS!! DARKSIDER WINS!! HAHAHAHA!
EMT’s rush into the ring and attend to Outlaw, as well as the now conscious Rod who is in the sitting position as medical personnel shine a light into his eyes checking for concussions…
The referee is being escorted out by Security Personnel as he and Gravedigger threaten each other back and forth.
PAUL MARSHALL: That referee should be fired for what he did tonight!
CHAD BORDEAUX: I think as a man, I would have done the same to keep these two battling with themselves, and not with outside interference.
PAUL MARSHALL: Oh Chad, you are such a biased little bitch it’s pathetic! One minute your cheering up and down about Rod Cordington coming out, and the next your mad because Gravedigger wants to get his hands dirty. Your worse than Jimi Sinister! Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m Paul Marshall along side the Jimi wannabe here, saying Goodnight!
Paul shakes his head at Chad as the
scene fades to black.
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