The scene shows David Wilson coming
up the back steps to the members entrance of the Molson Center. A well armed,
slightly chubby security guard stands by the door.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Well there's David Wilson, the RAWF Hardcore champion
making his way into the building tonight...
SECURITY
GUARD: Good evening Mr. Wilson...
DAVID
WILSON: Good evening...
David stops. He turns to the guard,
and then pauses for another moment. He reaches into his trenchcoat and pulls
out a moneyclip, thick with cash.
SECURITY
GUARD: Why Mr. Wilson... I... Couldn't accept this much.
DAVID
WILSON: Take it. All I want you to do is one simple thing for
me...
David leans in and whispers to the
guard, as the guard begins laughing.
SECURITY
GUARD: That's no problem, Mr. Wilson! Good luck in your match
tonight!
DAVID
WILSON: Luck... heh.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: What was that all about?!
JOHN COLEMAN: Good evening ladies and gentlemen! Right now I'm standing next to newcomer Spawn! He's about to have his first match here in the RAWF and it's for IC contendership! I think the question on everybody's mind is this...you hold a striking resemblance to this assailant who is the talk of the news around here in Montreal! Now for you who aren't familiar with the story, 42 year old Nathan Jennings was attacked in his home last week by a man who he claims bears a resemblance to...well...you!
The crowd moans at hearing this turn of events
He grabs the mic and looks at Coleman for a long minute
SPAWN: Why don't you just shut up for a minute. No one cares about this little mystery your trying to unravel. These fans don't and I certainly don't! Yeah this mysterious figure bears a small resemblance to me. There's a lot of freaks running around Montreal! No offense, but it's true. So why don't you back up for a minute and let me do some talking.
He shoves him aside and looks into the camera. The fans don't seem to care about his remark about Canada as they begin to cheer again
SPAWN: Now there seems to be a certain someone who has a problem keeping his mouth shut! No Coleman, don't wet your pants it's not you. This person I believe you know him is Captain Crush. My question is who the hell do you think you are!? You want to map up little strategies and talk about your game plans and how you think your going to end some careers? I hate to tell you your stepping into the ring with the wrong guy! You want to try to end my career!? I think you fail to realize the amount of pain I'll place upon you. I think you need to go back to the drawing board, find a new plan, because the one you got now is just going to get your ass kicked...BY ME!
The crowd erupts again
SPAWN: So go head, run around, run your mouth, run away, I don't care, but before you start talking about whose career your going to end, or what your going to do. I think you need to think about who your entering the match with. At first I was just going to hurt you, now I'm going to eliminate you! As far as Klaus and Dameon go I don't think I need to worry about those pieces of trash brewing around the RAWF! They can try to get all the licks in they want, anything they can think of to..take out the 'demon man'. This is an elimination match, this is what I live for! Now I know that Crush would love to have some gold back around that little waist of his and I feel bad, I really do. I feel bad that I have to eliminate this worthless jackass, because you don't want to beat me. You'll be in no shape to try and capture anything! So again, go ahead run your mouth, make all the game plans and maps, and strategies you want! Your only delaying the inevitable your demise! The same for Dameon and Klaus...NOW...IS...THE..TIME!!!!!!!!!!
He is shaking from so much intensity. The crowd erupts once more as he looks crazily into the camera. Then he is gone, just as quickly as he appeared.
SECURITY
GUARD: I'm sorry sir, but you aren't allowed to enter the building
tonight.
DAMEON:
Says who!?
SECURITY
GUARD: Says the security staff.
DAMEON:
Why?!?!
SECURITY
GUARD: Upon checking up on our policies, and regulations, it's
been found that you are too "freakishly" tall to enter the building
tonight.
DAMEON:
WHAT?!
SECURITY
GUARD: Yes sir, you, and Captain Crush are to be told on sight
that you are not allowed to enter the building. You both are just accidents
waiting to happen, due to the fact that your both so damn... tall....
DAMEON:
SO?!
SECURITY
GUARD: I mean... freakishly tall... like... TALL TALL... like...
DAMEON:
Oh shut up, and let me through!
SECURITY
GUARD: Sir, you aren't allowed into this building! There's a
circus going on 3 blocks from here that you're more than welcome to go to,
but I'm not going to have you freaks in here bumping your heads into the light
fixtures!
Dameon grips his fists in anger.
DAMEON:
I'm going to make things simple for you... I can either kick your ass,
and then go inside when your lying on the steps...
SECURITY
GUARD: (Interrupts and pulls out his gun)
Sir I'm going to make things simple for you! If you don't back off you're
going to get a rubber bullet shot right into your ass!
The guard fires a warning shot at
Dameon's feet, he jumps backwards.
SECURITY
GUARD: Canada will not tolerate such ingrates!
DAMEON:
But I'm Franco-American!
The scene fades.
Pop by N Sync hits the Molson Center and out comes Halie down the ramp. The crowd responses warmly as Halie smiles and plays into the reaction. Halie rolls into the ring and does a few salutes before she is given a mic.
HALIE: Great new music, great fans right here in MONTREAL QUEBEC!!
The crowd pops greatly at the mention of their city.
HALIE: and what a better way to kick of the night than a little bit of Halie!!
The crowd goes even louder
HALIE: Tonight, I face Rod Cordington....
Warpig by Black Sabbath plays and Rod interrupts Halie, the crowd boos at this. Rod Cordington walks out onto the ramp.
HALIE: Whoa, Whoa Whoa! You stay right there Mister! Mr.Cordington is a prime example of the disrespect I've gotten from those RAWF superstars backstage. They don't think I'm good enough to be here, they don't treat me like they would everyone else. I mean they go around apologizing for beating me. It's not like it's going to help, and besides, you guys don't care win you beat everyone else, so why care about me? So why don't you treat me with the respect I deserve? HUH?!
CROWD: HUH?!
Rod stays silent and shrugs
HALIE: HUH!? HUH!? HUH!? Got a problem?
CROWD: HUH!?
HALIE: Want to let it off your chest?
CROWD: HUH!?
HALIE: Let's finish this now!
CHAD BORDEAUX: This should be an interesting opening contest here as-
Suddenly Chad is interrupted as a voice booms out over the speakers and David Laursen comes onto the stage with a mic.
DAVID LAURSEN: Woah woah woah! I issued an open challenge here tonight so I could kick ANYONE'S ass like I've always done. But apparently, no one wants a piece of THE OMEGA ONE!
The fans boo.
CHAD BORDEAUX: He's so full of himself!
PAUL MARSHALL: He should be, look at him, he is fit!
DAVID LAURSEN: So for all of you fans out there, I have PERSONALLY seen to it that I have been placed into this match by Chaos himself, so that it is now a triple threat match!
David drops the mic and charges the ring and slides inside. The bell sounds as both Rod and Halie begin to stomp a mudhole in Laursen before he can even get to his feet.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Both of the original combatants in this match don't even let Laursen up now as they begin putting the boots to him. Halie drops a bionic elbow down into the throat of Laursen as Rod continues to stomp away. Halie back to her feet and Rod just levels her with a clothesline out of no where! What a gentleman!
PAUL MARSHALL: Triple threat match Chad, every person for themselves! The Omega David Laursen now given time to finally get up grabs Rod from behind, side suplex! Laursen to his feet and so is Halie... he turns around...
CHAD BORDEAUX: And Halie with a spinning heel kick catches David in the jaw! David stumbles and Halie charges in, leaping cross body! She covers! 1.... 2. and David Laursen gets the shoulder up.
PAUL MARSHALL: Both combatants to their feet now and Halie going at it with Laursen with lefts and rights backing him up towards the corner, Laursen is able to block a swing and then catches Halie with a kick to the gut. He grabs her in the standing headscissors and flips her into the air-
CHAD BORDEAUX: Laursen spinning 360 degrees!! FINAL JUDGMENT! My God the impact, Laursen covers One.... Two.... Three-
PAUL MARSHALL: No! Rod dived in and broke up the pin at the last moment! So close for the Omega! Damn Rod!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Rod pulling David back to his feet now and he whips him into the ropes. David comes back and Rod ducks down, Back body drop!! The height of that drop was amazing! David went up into the rafters before coming back down and slamming to the mat! Rod covers, 1..... 2... no Laursen kicks out!
PAUL MARSHALL: Thank God! Rod now to his feet and waiting for Laursen, Laursen is up long enough to get a boot to the stomach, Rod grabs him, gutwrench suplex! Rod keeps his arms locked around Laursen's gut and pulls him back up, a second gutwrench suplex!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Rod still hanging on pulls Laursen back up for another gutwrench, No! Gutwrench powerbomb this time! Into the cover! 1.... 2..... 3!
PAUL MARSHALL: Yes! Halie was able to dive over and make break the cover after recovering from the Final Judgment! Not that Laursen wouldn't have kicked out anyway.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I'm not so sure about that as Halie backs up for Rod to get to his feet! Rod charges but Halie ducks a clothesline and comes up behind him. Rod turns, Round house kick up into the chest of Rod! Rod stumbles and Halie with a drop kick sends him crashing over the top rope and to the floor!
PAUL MARSHALL: But Laursen is up and rolls Halie into a small package from behind! 1.... 2.... 3!! Yes!
CHAD BORDEAUX: No! The referee says 2! Halie kicked out before the three! Laursen back up as Halie rolls to her feet and Laursen now grabs Halie by the throat-
PAUL MARSHALL: Chokeslam!! Oooo damn it, Halie hits a low blow kick to break it up!
CHAD BORDEAUX: That was a perfectly legal knee to the gut Paul...
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah yeah! No! Halie grabs Laursen-
CHAD BORDEAUX: Somehow she belly to belly's Laursen! Halie hits the belly to belly on Laursen, a man twice her weight, and covers! 1..... 2...
PAUL MARSHALL: Rod from outside the ring is able to reach in and pull Halie by the foot to the outside. David would have kicked out though, I swear!
CHAD BORDEAUX: On the outside Rod with the Irish whip-
CRASH!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Sends Halie crashing into the steel steps! My God that was like a train wreck! Laursen back up in the ring and he grabs the ropes! LAURSEN WITH A PLANCHA DOWN INTO ROD! Both men collide and crash into the guard rail!
PAUL MARSHALL: Now all of them are down! But Halie is getting up and so is David Laursen! Halie charges Laursen but he catches her and hits powerslam on the outside! Did you hear that thud! And now Laursen is picking up the top half of those steal steps!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Halie getting to her feet as that damn Laursen raises those steps up onto his shoulders! What's he have to do that for?
PAUL MARSHALL: To win the mat-
CHAD BORDEAUX: Halie with a heel kick into the steps and they bounce back and catch Laursen in the face! Laursen goes down!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: What!? But now Rod is up and his clotheslines Halie from behind. Rod tosses Halie into the ring and climbs inside. Rod calling for it! Could we see the Show stealer!?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Halie stumbles to her feet and Rod scoops her up for it- but Halie is able to shift her weight and slip right over Rod's shoulder. Rod turns to face Halie. Halie grabs Rod's arm! Spinning arm drag!!! And she locks in the butterfly lock!! It's right in the middle of the ring!
PAUL MARSHALL: Hurry Laursen get up!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Laursen is up just now realizing where the Hell he's at! He spots Rod locked in the submission right in the center of the ring and slides inside! But Rod submits before Laursen could break up the hold! Rod Cordington submits and Halie wins this thing! Halie quickly releases the hold and slides out of the ring just as Laursen comes charging in all hot headed!
PAUL MARSHALL: He has a right to be! He was screwed!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Screwed!? He didn't make the save in time Paul, that is hardly- awe now wait a minute, Laursen slides out of the ring now and he's taking the time keepers chair and folding it up. In the ring Rod is getting to his feet just as Laursen slides in.
PAUL MARSHALL: Give em' what he deserves Laursen!
CHAD BORDEAUX: How can you say that-
CRACK!!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: And Laursen levels Rod with the chair! Look at the dent in the steel of that folding chair! What a sore loser! Folks we'll be right back after the break! Don't go away!
Get the
Brandy Sangria shirts before they're gone!!!
The scene opens inside the men's
public restroom, as a familiar pair of fat legs can be seen in the stall of
one of the toilets. The familiar voice grunts.
FAMILIAR
VOICE: ARGHHHHHHH! God damnit, Every time I come to this stupid
city, I gorge on too much of that damn cheese at Swalley's cheese house, and
get bound up for a week! ARGHHHHHH!
Suddenly the window above one of
the stalls creeps open, as Dameon starts to crawl through, silently.
The familiar voice grunts again, as it catches Dameon off guard and he looks
over to the stall where the voice is grunting. Dameon slips, and falls onto
the commode.
CRASH!!
FAMILIAR
VOICE: What the hell?!
Dameon pops up quickly, and exits
the stall... he goes to run out of the bathroom, but turns to the stall first...
DAMEON:
Don't worry Chaos, I won't tell anyone you can't sh!t!
PREZ
CHAOS: DAMNIT!!!!
The scene fades to a sound of *plop*
Intercontinental
Title
vs.
James
'Outlaw' Richardson vs. 'Heartbreaker' John Murphy
CHAD BORDEAUX: We're back and it's intercontinental championship time.
Papercut begins to play as James Richardson walks down to the ring to a favorable response.
CHAD BORDEAUX: The fans showing their appreciation for James Richardson, he's really starting to grow on a lot of people.
PAUL MARSHALL: That he is and I have a feeling deep in my gut that tonight is his night to recapture the Intercontinental title.
CHAD BORDEAUX: He lost the title by submission back at November Nightmares when his worst nightmare came true and Bone Crusher won the championship.
PAUL MARSHALL: That may be true Chad but tonight he's going to make his dreams come true and take back his title.
James poses on a couple turnbuckles, psyching himself and the audience in attendance up. He bounces off a set of ropes, stretching, preparing for his opponent.
CHAD BORDEAUX: He just may Paul. A lot guys in the back want that strap badly, but maybe none as badly as Richardson.
Lose Yourself plays as "Heartbreaker" John Murphy makes his entrance to a very favorable crowd response, IC title around his waist.
CHAD BORDEAUX: And listen to this ovation! John Murphy is fast becoming a very popular superstar here in RAWF.
PAUL MARSHALL: Again.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Yes again. He was the third person to ever hold the world championship and defended it for almost a month.
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah and then Majik made him his bitch and took the world title too.
CHAD BORDEAUX: We've been over this. Bone Crusher's legs were being held down by a lumberjack and....oh Jesus it doesn't matter. What does matter is that John Murphy is in the ring and standing toe to toe with James Richardson.
PAUL MARSHALL: Would you listen to this?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Half of these people are cheering for John Murphy and the other half are cheering for James Richardson.
PAUL MARSHALL: It just proves my point.
CHAD BORDEAUX: What point is that?
PAUL MARSHALL: These fans don't know what they want.
CHAD BORDEAUX: That's an argument perhaps for the asylum, and Richardson wastes no time in delivering 3 straight right hands to the face of John Murphy.
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah and Murphy didn't flinch. But that doesn't stop him from trying another...and another....and another...and other. That's 7 shots now and not one of them even made Murphy blink.
CHAD BORDEAUX: So he tries again. That's always good - persistence is key. But three right hands later ... that's 10 for those of you keeping score at home - haven't even budged the intercontinental champion.
PAUL MARSHALL: It's a sound strategy - let your opponent wear himself out and then just hit him with a couple big moves and it's over.
CHAD BORDEAUX: That may be what Murphy is thinking as Outlaw hits the strands and attempts a shoulder tackle. Again to no effect.
PAUL MARSHALL: Sure he's 2 inches taller but he's 81 pounds heavier. And it's all muscle.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Too true as he hits the strands again and this time spears Murphy to the mat and here come rights and lefts from Outlaw, now THOSE are having some impact.
PAUL MARSHALL: I tell you Outlaw, he's a chameleon, he can adapt to any strategy his opponent is using and turn it around on him. Murphy wanted to play the waiting game for Outlaw to wear himself out, well he didn't have to wait long for Outlaw to take him to the mat.
CHAD BORDEAUX: No he didn't. Now Outlaw helps Murphy to his feet he whips him to the turnbuckle ...no Murphy reverses and Outlaw lands spine first into the turnbuckle. He follows it up with a nice body splash. Now Murphy easily whips Outlaw across the ring for a pair. He charges and hits...no Outlaw moved and as Murphy hits the turnbuckle front first he gets taken down with a neckbreaker and once again finds himself on the mat looking up at the lights.
PAUL MARSHALL: And Outlaw wastes no time in capitalizing. He's climbed outside of the ring and has a hold of Murphy's legs. He's trying to fight but Outlaw has a death grip on those legs. He's pulling him closer and closer, what's he thinking about?
CHAD BORDEAUX: I'm not sure Paul.
CROWD: Oooooooh
PAUL MARSHALL: Oh! He just used that turnbuckle to bust up his ..
CHAD BORDEAUX: Thank you Paul. And quick as a cat the former champion is back in the ring and dragging him back from the ropes. And we have our first cover of the match. 1, 2 ... and Murphy kicks out. But he seems to be favoring that left leg.
PAUL MARSHALL: Outlaw looks upset but he can't let one little kickout get to him. He has to stay focused.
CHAD BORDEAUX: That's right. He can only win the belt on a pinfall or a submission. Not on a countout or a disqualification. And look at Outlaw, he looks focused to me, he goes back to work on that left leg.
PAUL MARSHALL: Half-boston crab. He's really wrenching on that leg. Listen to Murphy howl in pain.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I can hear him Paul. And he's trying hard to climb to the ropes. Even with that good grip on the leg, torquing on the knee, Outlaw has, Murphy is fighting to the ropes. He's almost there. He's got it. He's got the rope. Outlaw has to break it.
PAUL MARSHALL: Not till the referee hits 5 he doesn't.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well he hits 4 and the hold is broken.
PAUL MARSHALL: Outlaw is taunting and begging Murphy to get up and he's starting to stir. He turns ... Outlaw leaps.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Murphy moved and the referee took 100 percent of that power clothesline and I tell ya folks, he may be done for the evening. Richardson standing there shocked over the unconscious referee, that is not what he intended to do folks.
PAUL MARSHALL: No he intended to take off Murphy's head with that clothesline but instead Murphy used his head and got out of the way. OH!
CHAD BORDEAUX: And again Murphy used his head and delivered a full nelson bomb to Richardson.
PAUL MARSHALL: That was a full nelson bomb and a half.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Indeed and knowing the ref is out cold Murphy doesn't go for a cover instead he drags the challenger to his feet and launches him over the top rope to the floor.
PAUL MARSHALL: It's all about establishing dominance. You have to establish yourself as the man not only in this match but for every match, because a lot of guys are coming for a guy with a title.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Very true and listen to this crowd come alive as Murphy exits the ring after Outlaw. And look at that strength as Murphy just presses Richardson right over his head and walks to the security railing.
PAUL MARSHALL: This won't be pretty.
CHAD BORDEAUX: In RAWF it never is. He holds him up there for what seems like an eternity before dropping him down stomach first onto the security railing.
PAUL MARSHALL: And again these fans are fickle. I mean half of them still cheering for John Murphy and the other half are still cheering for Outlaw. And I know it looks grim now but I think that Outlaw is going to take back his title tonight and make this one short ass title reign.
CHAD BORDEAUX: He may although it looks a little grim right now.
PAUL MARSHALL: Well I never said he'd steamroll over Murphy.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Nobody could steam roll over Murphy. He's since helped Outlaw to his feet and brought him back to this side of the railing and lifts him up like a baby.
PAUL MARSHALL: Side slam by Murphy.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I can't tell if the crowd loved or hated that move.
PAUL MARSHALL: I don't think either one cares right now. I mean they're both loved by this capacity crowd but yet doing whatever they want to each other.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Too true and he helps a barely moving Outlaw back to his feet. The Irish-whip with the reversal and look at the speed as Outlaw gives a mighty kick to the back of his already hurting left leg that would make Halie proud and Murphy goes down.
PAUL MARSHALL: Again it's about dominance. Richardson doesn't know how many chances he's going to get to be on top during this match so he's taking every opportunity he can to be on top. And now he's taking those steel stairs.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Yes. Taking them right to that left leg of Murphy.
PAUL MARSHALL: 5 times by my count.
CHAD BORDEAUX: By mine too and Outlaw now is looking under the ring and looking rather feverishly for something. Now he's going to the side of the ring looking again for ...something. I wish I knew what.
PAUL MARSHALL: I don't think he's finding it. I mean he's heading to the third side.
CHAD BORDEAUX: What in the hell is he looking for ?
PAUL MARSHALL: There's kendo sticks, trash cans, chairs, ladders, and anything else you'd expect to find under a wrestling ring, and your telling me our next IC champion is not happy with any of that stuff?
CHAD BORDEAUX: I think that's exactly what I'm saying because he's now on the fourth side of this ring and looking still for ...whatever it is he's looking for.
The crowd pops as Outlaw slides out a table and smiles.
PAUL MARSHALL: I can't believe after what happened at November Nightmares he's bringing one of those bad boys out.
CHAD BORDEAUX: He went through 2 at once courtesy of Crush.
PAUL MARSHALL: That's exactly what I'm talking about.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well he's trying to set it up but having a tad bit of difficulty doing it.
PAUL MARSHALL: What is it with him and tables?
CHAD BORDEAUX: I don't know Paul I really don't.
Thwack
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well Murphy is back and just wafted his challenger across the back with that steel chair. Richardson turns around and...
Thwack
CHAD BORDEAUX: ...takes a second chair shot to the temple and Outlaw is out cold and Heartbreaker takes this opportunity to roll the bloody challenger back into the ring and we have our second cover of the matchup.
CROWD: 1....2....3....4.....5....6...
PAUL MARSHALL: That's what happens when you cover without a referee,
CHAD BORDEAUX: I think Heartbreaker heard you because he's going to check on the downed referee. But here comes Outlaw on the move.
PAUL MARSHALL: He's raining those forearms down on Outlaw's back but the bigger story here might be that Outlaw just kept the referee unconscious.
CHAD BORDEAUX: It seem to you that Outlaw doesn't want that referee up until he's good and ready?
PAUL MARSHALL: No.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Of course not. The referee is still out and Murphy rolled him out of harm's way.
PAUL MARSHALL: Not so Chad, not so. Because here comes harm.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Outlaw takes down Murphy with another chop block and has begun to fire down those elbows onto his bad leg.
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah look at the tenacity that our next champion is showing here. Murphy is screaming and howling like a little baby.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well I don't know about like a baby but look at this...even without a referee he's putting him into a Boston crab. This is the very move that made Outlaw submit and one way or another he's determined to make Murphy submit here and hand him back his title.
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah he is and I love it!
CHAD BORDEAUX: What's this? It's a second referee, he's entered the ring and he's asking Murphy if he submits, but the more he says no the more the referee is checking on him and Outlaw torques back more on that bad leg, it may be academic from here.
PAUL MARSHALL: (imitating tapping on the announce table) just like this...you tap just like this you son of a bitch.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Right. The look of anguish on the face on Murphy has been replaced with that of determination as he attempts to power out of the Boston crab and fails and Outlaw wrenches harder. Murphy tries again and does. He kicks up and is now face to face with his challenger. What a contest this has been.
PAUL MARSHALL: Sure has. It's been back and forth but in the end there'll be a new champion.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Outlaw shakes his surprise off as he whips Heartbreaker to the ropes - no there's a reversal he catches him..the bearhug ..
PAUL MARSHALL: NOOOO
CHAD BORDEAUX: Heartstopper!! Heartstopper! This one is over. Murphy into the cover the second referee is counting....
1...............
2....................
NO! Outlaw kicked out of the Heartstopper I don't know how, buy by god somehow, someway he did.
PAUL MARSHALL: Listen to you. I told you he was gonna win the title tonight and it's gonna take a lot more than that to keep him down for a 3 count.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Murphy back on his feet and he's signaling for a 2nd Heartstopper and this arena is on it's feet for these two, it's something else. Outlaw's up the bearhug..the toss..hearstopper...
PAUL MARSHALL: NO Outlaw reverses he lands on his feet...PANCAKE SLAM. The cover....
1...........
2............
3 NEW CHAMPION I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well I don't know how he did it but Outlaw has defeated John Murphy here tonight and taken back his IC title.
Outlaw takes the IC title and makes his way up the ramp as the referee and the ring announcer are seen conversing.
PAUL MARSHALL: What are they talking about?
CHAD BORDEAUX: I don't know but look at Outlaw show his appreciation for his fans who supported him here tonight.
Outlaw holds his title up high and plays up the reaction of the crowd.
RING ANNOUNCER:Ladies and Gentlemen referee Ben David's has ruled that John Murphy kicked out of that last pinfall.
PAUL MARSHALL: What?!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Outlaw looks pissed.
RING ANNOUNCER: And has therefore ordered that James Richardson did NOT win the Intercontinental Championship and has ordered this match to be ...restarted.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Outlaw does not look happy and rightfully so but I think if you look at the tape it's obvious.
Slow motion replays of the final three count and Murphy is shown to shoot a shoulder up a little bit on the "3".
PAUL MARSHALL: It's bologna, he got pinned fair and square.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Murphy is up and he's telling Outlaw to just bring it. Outlaw drops the championship and rushes the ring with a full head of steam.
PAUL MARSHALL: He's going to rue the day he ever crossed Outlaw.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Here comes Outlaw and Murphy ain't budging...he's coming like a train.....HEARTSTOPPER. He just caught Outlaw and in one motion gave him the Heartstopper. The referee into position he has a good look at those shoulders.
1............
2.......
3..........
Lose Yourself plays again as the referee
raises Heartbreaker's hand.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Now he really is the heartbreaker, he just broke Richardson's heart by retaining his IC belt.
PAUL MARSHALL: Shut up.
RING ANNOUNCER: The winner of this contest, and still the Real Action Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Champion, "Heartbreaker" John Murphy.
John Murphy walks up the ramp and drapes the title Outlaw dropped, back over his shoulder and walks back up the ramp.
PAUL MARSHALL: It won't last long though. He'll lose it eventually.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well that remains to be seen.
Intercontinental Contendership
vs.
vs.
vs.
Dameon vs. Captain Crush vs. Klaus Kaiser vs. Spawn
Jesus or a Gun by Fuel hits, as the crowd pops for Captain Crush. He walks down the ramp, and enters the ring, with great confidence.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush has been on a warpath lately Paul, and it seems to me like he has the attitude that hes going to dominate this matchup
Klaus Kaisers music hits, as Rudolph leads him out.
PAUL MARSHALL: Wheres the other seven reindeer?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Oh will you stop with that!
Klaus steps in, and eyes down Crush, as Crush walks up to him face to face. Rudolph mutters some insults to Crush, but Crush keeps his chest up against Klaus. For Whom The Bell Tolls blasts over the speakers as the fans cheer for Dameon.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Dameon, has also been a force to be reckoned with lately! He put Klaus out of the Nightmares Gauntlet, as well as several others, and just last week he put up one brutal contest against the RAWFs Hardcore Champ, David Wilson.
PAUL MARSHALL: Yeah, and hes still a worthless Sasquatch.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Dameon enters, as only one more participant remains to be seen
PAUL MARSHALL: Look, those three men are going at it already!
CHAD BORDEAUX: That they are! Crush with a haymaker to Klaus, Dameon with a forearm to Crush, and Klaus with a fist to Dameon!
The crowd watches on, as Spawn hops through the security railing out of the crowd and into the ring.
CHAD BORDEAUX: And the debutee is in the ring as the brawling ensues with these three men! Spawn grabs Klaus by the back of the neck, and takes him down with a hard reverse DDT!
PAUL MARSHALL: Just what the RAWF needed another face painted freak!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Spawn pops up and drops a leg to the throat of Klaus, as Rudolph hollers at him to get back up. Meanwhile, the two giants of the RAWF are going toe to toe!
PAUL MARSHALL: Lefts and rights by both of the giants, but Crush works over Dameon with more and more hard right fists, backing him into the corner! Elbow by Crush, and now he snatches Dameon into a bearhug standing belly to belly suplex! He goes to cover! 1 2, Kickout by D-Mo!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Spawn gets Klaus up now, as he fires several right hands backing him into the ropes THE END CLOTHESLINE!! My God he slammed that clothesline around Klaus throat so hard, that they both go over the ropes!
PAUL MARSHALL: They crash onto the concrete, as the ref goes outside to keep them under control. Spawn reaches underneath the apron, and pulls out a baseball bat!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The ref gets in front of Spawn, telling him if he uses that bat, hell be disqualified! Spawn tries to go further, but the ref stops him, as Rudolph badmouths Spawn behind him!
PAUL MARSHALL: Spawn turns around WHAM! Spawn just smashed Rudolph in the nose with that baseball bat Chad! I think he broke his nose! Look, its bleeding Chad! HAHAHAHAHA!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Oh, how funny!
PAUL MARSHALL: Rudolph has been officially marked as a red-nosed reindeer!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The ref sees the brawling getting out of hand on the inside, as Dameon tries to choke the life out of Crush in the corner. Spawn sees this advantage, and slams his bat onto Klaus shoulder! WHAM! He does it again! WHAM! And again! WHAM!
PAUL MARSHALL: Spawn tosses the bat down, and gets Klaus up, and rolls him into the ring, looking for a cover
CHAD BORDEAUX: But the ref is still in the middle between Crush and Dameon! Knee by Crush, lowers Dameon, and Crush slams a fist to the back of the neck of the Gentle Giant.
PAUL MARSHALL: The ref turns to see the cover, so he slides over to make the count! 1 2 3!! NO! Klaus kicks out! HOW?!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Klaus kicks out, but immediately rolls to his side, nursing his shoulder. Spawn sits up now and stomps to the back of Klaus, but gets nailed from behind by the Crusher with a hard lariat! Crush gets on top of Spawn and wails away with a flurry of mounted punches!
PAUL MARSHALL: Spawns a HUGE man at 65, 285 lb.. But he looks like a friggin smurf underneath the behemoth of Cpt. Crush!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Dameon is up to his feet now, as the ref tries to separate Crush and Spawn. Dameon spots Klaus getting up to his feet, so he rushes over, and nails the Aryan dream with a big boot, sending Klaus backwards into the corner!
PAUL MARSHALL: Dameon charges now looking for a splash in the corner, but Klaus comes out and nails him with a power clothesline! Dameon goes down, and so does Klaus, as he nurses that shoulder again!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Meanwhile Crush has Spawn up and works him in the corner. He goes to Irish whip spawn into the opposite corner, but Spawn with a baseball slide, and spins back up to his feet and charges at Crush!
PAUL MARSHALL: Crush swings a Lariat at Spawn as he charges, but Spawn ducks it! Spawn continues towards the turnbuckles, and runs up the turnbuckles DIVING BACK ELBOW SMASH! The big goofball Crush crashes down onto the canvas!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Spawn goes for the cover, as we could be seeing the last of the Cpt. For now! 1 2 Kickout by Crush!
PAUL MARSHALL: Meanwhile Dameon and Klaus are back to theyre feet, as Klaus boots Dameon in the stomach, and attempts a powerbomb but he cant lift Dameon into the air!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Klaus tries again but his shoulder gives out! Dameon low blows Klaus, and gets behind him And lands the OVERDOSE on Klaus! Dameon with the cover! 1 2 3!! Klaus Kaiser has been eliminated!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Dameon stands up with energy now, as he spots Spawn across the ring! Dameon goes at Spawn with a big boot, but Spawn hops down with a low drop kick and takes out the leg of Dameon!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Two giants against one Spawn the odds dont look in his favor!
PAUL MARSHALL: I sure as hell wouldnt want to be in the middle of a freak sandwich! Spawn quickly rushes back over to Crush whos getting to his feet, and tries to level him with some hard right hands but Crush snatches him by the throat on his way to his feet!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Dameon gets to his feet now, as Crush motions for Dameon Crush now, simply tosses Spawn into the ropes. Spawn comes back, as he and Dameon are waiting DOUBLE TANDEM BOMB!
PAUL MARSHALL: Oh my! Dameon grabs Spawn back up, and bends him down Powerbomb by Dameon, followed up with a big splash by Crush! Spawn has been decimated!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Theyre picking him up again! Theyre going to put Spawn through more torture! Why dont they just pin him and try to get it overwith?
PAUL MARSHALL: Just like a freak to discriminate against the normal people of the world!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush goes to get Spawn back up to his feet but Dameon slams Crush in the face with a big boot! Crush goes back towards the ropes, as Dameon charges but Crush catches him, and gives him a bearhug front slam!
PAUL MARSHALL: Spawn crawls over to the corner, as Crush stomps on the back of Dameons head a few times, before picking him up to his feet. He tosses Dameon into the nearby corner, and charges Big Splash onto Dameon! He bends the worn down Dameon over in the corner, and hooks his head, and his left leg
CHAD BORDEAUX: Cradle Suplex by Captain Crush, as Dameon lands right on his neck! Crush covers! 1 2 3!! NO! Kickout by Dameon!
PAUL MARSHALL: Crush with mounted punches on Dameon now, and gets him back up to his feet, and nearly levels D-Mo with several knee strikes to the midsection. Crush gets behind Dameon now, and gets him into pumphandle position Oh no Chad, here it comes! CRUSH-O-MATIC 3001!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Dameon lands another hard shot on his head, and Crush makes the cover!
PAUL MARSHALL: Buh-bye, D-Mo! 1 2 3!!! Dameon has been eliminated!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush stands tall and eyes over to the corner where Spawn was wait a minute, where did Spawn go?!
PAUL MARSHALL: Hes on the top rope, behind Crush! Spawn dives off, and smashes Crush in the back with a missile drop kick! Spawn rolls to his feet, as Crush tries to get to his feet with usage of the ropes, as Spawn recharges at him
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush with an amazing back body drop on Spawn, sends him over the top rope, and crashing down onto the concrete chest first!
PAUL MARSHALL: Spawn lands and hesitates in a moment of pain, before trying to get back to his feet! Crush goes to the apron, as Spawn his up halfway, and dives off with a double axehandle, smashing Spawn across the face!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Spawn goes back down, but not for long as Crush gets him back up to his feet. Crush grabs Spawn by the throat, and tosses him backwards, smashing him against the steel security railing!
PAUL MARSHALL: Crush goes over and grabs Spawn by the throat, and goes to lift him for a chokeslam but Spawn starts elbowing his way out of it!! Crush releases his grip, as Spawn boots him into the midsection, U-HOOK POWERBOMB!
CHAD BORDEAUX: My GOD! Crush crash landed onto that concrete with such a sickening thud! The referee is pleading with Spawn to take the action back into the ring now
PAUL MARSHALL: Why havent both of their bitch asses been Disqualified?!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Because this match will have a number one contender Paul! ONE, Number one contender, and our official is trying his damnedest to see to it that it happens!
PAUL MARSHALL: Sheesh Spawn rolls Crush back into the ring now, as he goes inside, and lands a legdrop across Crushs throat. He goes for the cover: 1 2 3!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Kickout by Crush!
PAUL MARSHALL: Its too late! He kicked out too late!
CHAD BORDEAUX: No he didnt! Look! The referee says that Crush kicked out!
PAUL MARSHALL: Ill be damned! Spawn gets Crush up to his feet, as Crush starts throwing fists on his way up to his feet. Spawn tosses Crush towards the ropes, but Crush reverses it, sending Spawn towards the ropes! Spawn comes back, and gets planted with a Spinebuster, by Captain Crush!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush gets up a little slowly now, as Spawn rolls to his stomach. Crusher grabs Spawn by the head now, and jerks him up Crush grabs Spawn by the throat again, and tosses him backwards into the turnbuckles!
PAUL MARSHALL: Spawn hits there, and finds it makes a nice home, as he almost collapses down to the mat!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush meets up with Spawn with a hard knee strike, and bends Spawn down Oh My! Gutwrench Suplex into a modified Crush-o-matic 3001!!! Its over!! Its over!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Welcome to the RAWF, Spawn
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush makes the cover! 1 2 3!! Crush is the new #1 contender!
PAUL MARSHALL: NO!! Spawn got his foot on the ropes!! Its not over yet!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush cant believe his eyes! He grabs Spawn back up, and tosses him back into the corner! Crush charges into the corner, but Spawn comes out with a swift elbow shot to the face of Crush, stunning the big man, as he takes a step back! Crush shakes the cobwebs and charges forward with a clothesline
PAUL MARSHALL: But Spawn ducks under the clothesline, and shoves Crush chest first into the turnbuckles! Crush hits, and comes out, as Spawn spins Crush around, and gives him a hard boot to the stomach! He bends Crush down, and picks him up DESOLATION!! I cant believe he hit the Desolation on Crush!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crush slams down back first onto the canvas, as Spawn collapses onto the canvas exhausted!! Both men are down! Spawn crawls over to Crush, with all of his might, looking to drape his arm over the shoulder of Crush!
PAUL MARSHALL: Spawn crawls over, and collapses his arm over top of the fallen giant! The referee makes the count! 1 2 3!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: SPAWN WINS! I cant believe it! He has went through three other RAWF superstars, and won the IC contendership on his very first night inside an RAWF ring!!
The scene opens as Dameon walks
down the hallway, exhausted from his match.
DAMEON:
I can't believe I lost!
FEMALE
VOICE: Yoooo Hoooo...
The voice comes from around the corner
of the hallway. Out of curiosity, Dameon turns the corner, and there stands
a beautiful, never before seen light haired brunette, wearing a skimpy nurses
skirt, with a matching nurse's bonnet on her head.
MYSTERIOUS
WOMAN: I was wondering if you could help me out... being
such a big... strong... and handsome man you are. You really look like you
could give me a hand...
She says this as she crosses her
foot behind her and and bites on her lip innocently. Dameon can't help but
notice her slim, tan legs.
DAMEON:
I... I'm sorry lady... I don't think... Well... I'm taken, ya know? And I
really don't think she'd approve if I'd...
Before he can utter another word,
a brown leather strap goes across Dameon's eyes, and jerks his head backwards,
as David Wilson drives a knee into his back and takes him to the ground.
The strap remains around his eyes, jerking his head off of the ground, as
David holds onto it tightly, with his knee holding him down still.
DAMEON:
ARGHH!
DAVID
WILSON: Erica, meet Dameon. Dameon, meet Erica.
ERICA:
You make funny noises when your in pain, Dameon! hehe...
DAVID
WILSON: He does, doesn't he?
Dameon still struggles.
DAVID
WILSON: Let's get down to business, shall we? If there is one
thing that irritates me more than anything Dameon, it is pure ignorance.
DAVID
WILSON: Add that to a lack of attention, coherence, and stability
of the conscious, and we have you, Dameon. I'm actually starting to believe
your circus height has gotten to your brain.
DAVID
WILSON: Last week you were playing G.I. Joes at some ridiculous
house show, and this week, it's "Acknowledge my Franco-American heritage
week".
DAVID
WILSON: But Dameon, why didn't you mention your love for Canada,
and proclaim your heart to Canada last week, when we first entered British
Columbia, Canada? You know... the REAL first time you have entered Canada.
You remember our oh so brutal contest... where you took that wonderful, wonderful
fall, don't you?
David continues his strong grip on
the strap.
DAVID
WILSON: I'm starting to wonder if you were just so self-conscious
about yourself that you didn't want to bring up your GREAT heritage pride
up last week, so you wouldn't let down your "proud" fans when I
brutalized you... OR... that you are just such a dumb fu*k, and didn't realize
that British Columbia was a part of Canada. Perhaps if you realized this,
you would have worked "extra hard" last week, when you had a shot
at the #2 title on your "To do list".
David laughs.
DAVID
WILSON: Boy, you just bleed those red maple leaves, don't you?
David and Erica both laugh now, as
Dameon continues to struggle.
DAVID
WILSON: I actually can't believe you would lower yourself so
much Dameon, that you would run out of pathetic ideas of your recently devised
"GI Joe Warplan", and start trying to get yourself over in your
IC Contendership match with such a gimmick to attain cheap pops for the hometown
crowd?
Erica starts filing her nails, looking
bored.
DAVID
WILSON: Please, do everyone a favor Dameon, and stop acting
childish... GI Joe warplans, "Mean" Dameon, and now "Cheap
Nationality Pop". What's next? A visit from Santa, or are you going to
go the "original route" and go visit "Ishmael the Hanukah Jew"?
DW releases his grip and stands up,
as Dameon exhausts himself to the floor, and tries to get up slowly.
DAVID
WILSON: We've already had one Jimi Sinister in this federation,
making a mockery of what the RAWF truly stands for... We really don't need
another. Remember this, the next time you think of doing something rather
stupid again Dameon...
As Dameon gets up to his hands and knees, David straight kicks him in the face, dropping him back down, as blood splats from his mouth, to the opposite side of the wall. David and Erica walk away, as the scene fades.
Tag
Team
vs.
Crippler & 'Too Hot to Handle' Matt Vandal vs. Darksider &
David Wilson
RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for our main event!!!!
The crowd erupts into cheers.
RING ANNOUNCER: This match is set for one fall and is a tag team contest. Introducing first, making their way down to the ring, here are the Crippler and 'Too Hot to Handle' Matt Vandal!!!!
The twosome come out accompanied by Michael Showtime and then fans erupt into a thunderous ovation. The three men walk down to the ring and Crippler and Vandal climb into the ring while Mr. Showtime stands at ringside. The three take in the cheers of the fans as the ring announcer continues.
RING ANNOUNCER: And their opponents, making their way down to the ring, introducing first, the Real Action Wrestling Federation world champion, being accompanied by Grave Digger, here is Darksider!!!!!
Wicked Young Man plays and the fans shower the two with boos as they walk out down the ramp. Grave Digger directs Darksider into the ring and stares a hole into Showtime located on the opposite side of the ring.
RING ANNOUNCER: And his partner, making his way down to the ring, the Real Action Wrestling Federation Hardcore Champion, here is David Wilson!!!!
Martin Scorsese plays and David Wilson walks out with Erica by his side and the Hardcore title slung nonchalantly over his shoulder. Wilson looks over at Grave Digger and then at Darksider and climbs into the ring.
CHAD BORDEAUX: This should be an interesting match. Two red hot feuds in one match. After much discussion on both sides of the rings, it's gonna be Vandal and Wilson starting this thing off. The bell sounds and the two men meet in the center of the ring and are slugging it out.
PAUL MARSHALL: Hopefully we'll get to see the end of both Crippler and Vandal's career in one fell swoop.
CHAD BORDEAUX: You're horrible.
PAUL MARSHALL: I can dream, can't I? These two men are really going at it. Major bows from both men are rocking each other. Vandal hits a couple of hard right hands that backs Wilson back into the ropes and then opens up with a bunch of punches to the midsection and he whips him across the ring to the opposite ropes.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson bounces back and ducks under a clothesline and comes back with one of his own. Vandal stumbles back but doesn't go down. Wilson follows up with a big boot to the face and finally Vandal goes down.
PAUL MARSHALL: That's more like it. Wilson drops the elbow, no, Matt rolls out of the way and is back to his feet as is Wilson. Matt tackles David and is laying in the punches to the face of the hardcore champ.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Vandal pulls David back up and tosses him into the corner. Vandal lays in some hard elbows to the face of Wilson. He measures him and hits a couple more. But David is smiling!
PAUL MARSHALL: Wilson slams a knee up into the midsection of Matt and now puts him into the corner. Wilson climbs to the second rope and starts raining the punches down into the face of Vandal. Vandal with a low blow!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Matt comes out of the corner slamming David down in the process. Vandal reaches out and tags the Crippler who climbs up to the top and leaps off with a big splash on Wilson as Matt holds him. Matt climbs out of the ring as Crippler lays in the punches on David.
PAUL MARSHALL: Crippler pulls David up and takes him back down with a belly to belly suplex. Crippler covers, 1....2 Wilson quickly kicks out. Crippler pulls him up and David with a well placed thumb to the eye.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well placed!?! David takes a cheap shot and takes Crippler down with a short arm clothesline. David rolls Crippler over and then drives a knee down into his back. Crippler is in pain and David with repeated knees to his back.
PAUL MARSHALL: Crippler is rolled out of the ring by Wilson and David follows him out. David pulls him up and tosses him into the security rail as the referee is yelling at him to bring it back in the ring. David picks him up and nails a sidewalk slam on the concrete!! Yeah!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: You're supposed to be objective! Not cheering for anybody. Finally Wilson pulls up Crippler and rolls him into the ring. Wilson comes in after him and pulls Crippler to the corner and tags in Darksider as Grave Digger cheers.
PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider goes right to work on his former nemesis with stomps to the back. Darksider picks up Crippler and squeezes him in a bear hug. He's squeezing the life out of him.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider is really going to work on Crippler but Crippler slams a couple of forearms to the face of Darksider and finally breaks free. Crippler leaps up and nails a dropkick in the face of Darksider knocking him back into the ropes. Crippler charges in and with a clothesline they both topple over the top rope to the floor below!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Crippler and Darksider are slow to stir but Crippler is up first and he pulls up Darksider and whips him into the steel steps!!! Dammit!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: It's all right when they do it to Crippler but you get upset when he does it to them.
PAUL MARSHALL: Damn straight!! Crippler pulls him back up and he whips him, yes! Reversal and Darksider sends him into the steps!! That's more like it. Darksider climbs back into the ring and is in the ref's face as Grave Digger sneaks around the ring..
CHAD BORDEAUX: But he's cut off by Mr. Showtime!! Showtime is daring Grave Digger to come closer and he does!!! Grave Digger and Showtime are brawling at ringside!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: These fans need to shut up!! I can't even hear myself think!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crippler crawls back into the ring and Darksider is right on him. He jerks Crippler up but Crippler fires off a couple of hard rights before spinning Darksider around and grabs him, German!!! He nails the German suplex!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Crippler pulls him back up and hits another German!!! And Wilson is right in the ring!!! And now Vandal comes in and cuts off Wilson and this thing is breaking down!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: It's an all out brawl and the ref is losing control of this thing!! Crippler turns and tackles Wilson from behind and now it's a two on one Wilson. Vandal turns to Darksider and now those two are brawling!!
PAUL MARSHALL: What is she running out here for?!?!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Fans, it's Victoria!!! Victoria is running down here!!
PAUL MARSHALL: What is she doing?!? She's pulled a shovel out from under the ring and she nails Vandal with it!!! Vandal stumbles and then turns towards her. She drops the shovel and backs up into the corner as Vandal follows her in threatening her with a string of obscenities.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider has picked up the shovel and he nails Vandal from behind with it right in front of the referee!!! The referee is calling for the bell!! This thing is over!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider nails Vandal again with the shovel as the man refuses to go down. He's on one knee and turns and struggles back up again and makes a wild swing at Darksider.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Darksider takes the shot and then fires back with a third shovel shot that finally drops Vandal. It took a total of four shots to drop him and now Darksider just stares at Victoria. What is going on?
PAUL MARSHALL: I'll tell you what's going on. Crippler and Wilson are tearing each other apart inside the ring. Showtime and Grave Digger are beating the hell out of each other outside the ring and Darksider is staring at Victoria. And that damn Matt Vandal is getting back up.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Fans, I'm sorry but we are way out of time!!! We'll see you next week!!