Wednesday
Wargames
December 18,
2002
Halifax Civic Center
Halifax, Novia Scotia, Canada
The scene opens, as Mr. Showtime
walks towards Matt Vandal's dressing room, holding a Gatorade bottle... Erica
approaches him from the opposite direction of the hallway, but Showtime tries
to look past her and keep walking.
ERICA: Ignoring me, are you?
Mr.
SHOWTIME:
I was trying...
ERICA:
Ahhh the lovable, but laughable Michael Showtime... it's nice to finally meet
the legendary divorcee in person.
Erica puts both of her palms on Showtime's
chest, as Showtime backs to the side of the wall.
Mr.
SHOWTIME: Don't touch me, you whore! I'm a married man!
ERICA:
My point exactly. How long has it been Showtime?
Mr.
SHOWTIME: Since What?
Showtime turns his head away from
Erica, but she persists.
ERICA:
Since you've been with the same chick, stupid. April? Or was it June you got
her a week after you found out Leia was getting a daily dosage of Jimi's 'lil
hero'?
Mr.
SHOWTIME: You know you've got a lot of nerve!!
ERICA:
Oh I do... I do! By the way Michael... No one's ever kept track for me...
what have you held longer? A title belt, or a woman? hehehehehe!
Mr.
SHOWTIME: Get away from me you sick bitch!
Showtime goes to pull away, as Erica
kisses her hand, and rubs the lipstick across Showtime's cheek, as he jerks
away from her.
Mr.
SHOWTIME: Get off of me!
Erica slams up against the wall,
laughing, as Showtime stammers off down the hall.
ERICA: Say hi to Jasmine for me!! hehehehehe...
A close up of the arena doors are shown. Suddenly they open and Spawn and Doctor Anderson walk in. They head down the corridor till they reach his locker room. He grabs a seat and puts on a new pair of leather gloves.
Dr. ANDERSON: Listen, I want to let you know right now that little stunt you pulled back there with that guy is not a smart move. I'm warning you, lay off or your going to get us both killed.
SPAWN: What the hell are you talking about? I think I can handle myself. Lay off? Who do you think your talking to?
Dr. ANDERSON: I just think it would be a really smart move if you laid low for a while and stopped going around beating up whoever the hell you feel like. You already have the police after you! You have Jennings and his Italian cronies after you! All I'm saying is that just focusing on wrestling might be a smart move on your part.
SPAWN: Hey! I know what the hell I'm doing. I don't need anybody or anything. As far as that creep Jennings goes, I think after after last night he'll think twice before he plots a move against me. Right now I don't have anything to worry about except beating the sh** out of that loser Heartbreaker! So I suggest you just sit here why I go out and do what I do best.
Dr. ANDERSON: Good, that's what I like to hear. Have a good match.
He gets up and leaves the locker room. Anderson waits to make sure he's gone. He pulls out a cell phone and dials.
Dr. ANDERSON: How ya doin'? Yeah he's heading out to his match right now...good. Yeah he thinks he has nothing to worry about...I was there...yeah he messed him up pretty bad huh? Listen right now he's still a little unsure of me, so talking to you like this is not good...just give me a little more time and I promise you he'll be eating right out of the center of my hand...all right...talk to you later.
He hangs up the phone and grins. He gets up and turns on the TV to watch the match. For being such an evil man he felt pretty good about himself.
Showtime slams the door open to Vandal's
dressing room, and walks in, as he starts rubbing the lipstick off of his
cheek.
JASMINE:
What is that Michael?
Mr.
SHOWTIME: FU*KING LIPSTICK!
Vandal and Julia stop what they're
doing and look over in shock. Jasmine stands up.
JASMINE:
FROM WHO?!?!
Mr.
SHOWTIME: She rubbed it on my face, I didn't do anything I swear!
JASMINE:
I SAID FROM WHO?!?!?!
Mr.
SHOWTIME: It was that bitch of Wilson's!
JASMINE:
She's dead!
Jasmine storms out of the dressing room, as Showtime sits down on the couch pissed off.
Singles Match
vs. 
Halie & Rod Cordington vs. Captain Crush & 'The Omega' David Laursen
Pop
by N Sync plays across the Halifax Civic Center. The crowd all stands on their
feet giving Halie a big pop. Halie walks down the ramp in red and green ring
attire and a red Santa Claus hat. Halie rolls into the ring and is given a
microphone.
HALIE:
Tis the season! Hi there RAWFers! It's me Halie here, trying to bring in the
Christmas sprit!
Halie hops a little in that perky
bounce of hers, and then stands erect and then continues.
HALIE:
And I love it here in Halifax! What a better way to end the year than with
a little RAWF right here in Halifax, Nova Scotia!...or should we call it "Halie-Fax"?
The crowd pops
HALIE:
My Christmas present to you, my fans, is to put on the best darn match ever!
I want to put on the best show I can give to you and I plan to give it to
you, Haliemites, here tonight! How does that sound!?
CROWD:
YEAAAAH!!!
HALIE:
Good! Now have a safe holiday, and Merry Christmas, because Halie thinks that
all her Haliemites are dynamite!
PAUL
MARSHALL: A Haliemite?? What the hell is a Haliemite? It sounds
like something I’d need to call the Orkin man for!
Rod Cordington heads down the ramp
to join Halie.
Jesus or a Gun By
Fuel hits the speakers as Captain Crush leads the way to the ring, with David
Laursen, as the camera pans to a sign that says “That’s a huge bitch!”
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Crush and Laursen slide into the ring now, and both
of them charge toward Halie and Rod Cordington! Crush backs Rod into the corner
now, as Laursen stiff-arms Halie back into the ropes.
PAUL
MARSHALL: Laursen goes to Irish whip Halie into the ropes…
and Halie comes back, and slams Laursen down with a hard crescent kick!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: The referee tries to get Crush and Rod out of the ring
now, as Crush hammers Rod again and again with hard right fists! Crush grabs
Rod now by the throat, and picks him up into the air… CHOKESLAM TO THE
OUTSIDE OF THE RING! My god, Rod was just slammed onto the concrete!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Crush heads outside to finish the job now, stomping
away on Rod, as Halie kicks away at Laursen who’s getting back up to
his feet.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Tie up with Halie and DL now, and this time David knees
her to the midsection! Oh! Gutwrench sit-down powerbomb! Laursen holds onto
it for the cover: 1…2, and Halie kicks out at 2! She goes to get up to
her feet now, as Laursen stomps on her back, and grabs her by the leg.
PAUL
MARSHALL: Stomp to the inside of the right knee by Laursen, followed
up with a standing leg lock! He’s going to take out Halie’s legs!
NO! We don’t want to see those silky smooth, oh so tan…
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Oh will you stop it! You’re talking about an RAWF
performer! An athlete!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Hey, Precious Paul LOVES to interact with the athletes
on a more… personal basis sometimes.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: And would you consider getting on more of a PERSONAL
basis with Darksider?
PAUL
MARSHALL: Hell no!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: My point exactly! Now shut up! Laursen cranks on Halie’s
leg as she suffers in pain in that standing leg lock! Laursen turns his back
for more leverage, but Halie stretches up for a moment and gives him a crouching
sidekick to the back, sending Laursen chest first into the corner! Halie hops
up, and rolls Laursen back with a roll up pin! 1…2… And almost a
3 count!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Crush has left Rod laying on the concrete in pain,
as he tries to get up to his feet again, and reach for the apron.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Halie hops up now, shaking off any pain in her leg,
and goes to make a tag, but sees Rod is just now starting to get to his feet
on the outside ring!
PAUL
MARSHALL: What a partner he is! HAHA!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: This gives time for Laursen to deliver a reverse DDT
to Halie, as he hops up and makes the tag to the giant Crush!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Aw no… Get out of there Halie!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Crush grabs Halie by the hair of the head, and picks
her up to her feet. Crush grabs her by the throat… but Halie with a kick
in-between Crush’s legs, as Crush bends over in pain! Halie tags for
Rod to come in now, as they take Crush and whip him into the ropes… DOUBLE
SPINEBUSTER BY HALIE AND ROD!
PAUL
MARSHALL: I didn’t think Crush’s big ass could leave
the ground that high! Rod stomps away on the Crusher, as Halie takes off running
towards Laursen who’s entered the ring to help out his teammate, but
Halie with a jumping roundhouse, knocks Laursen out of the ring through the
second rope, and onto the concrete!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Rod gets Crush up again, and goes for a DDT, but Crush
elbows his way out of it. Just as Crush goes to raise up though, Rod releases
his grip, and Halie delivers a hard swivel kick to the back of the head of
Crush, taking the big man down!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Laursen reenters the ring, as Halie charges at him
looking to connect with a superkick, but Laursen catches her foot, an pulls
him into her with a short-arm clothesline!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Laursen drags Halie by the legs over to the ringposts,
as the ref watches the action between Rod and Crush! Rod gets Crush up to
his feet again, and tosses him into the nearby corner… Rod looks for
the big splash… but Crush dodges out of the corner, and Rod crashes chest
first, as the Crusher grabs Rod from behind… Reverse Belly to Belly suplex,
and Rod crashes nose first on the canvas!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Meanwhile, Laursen has Halie’s legs over at the
ringpost, as he goes outside to the apron… he grabs her legs and wraps
them into a figure four leglock against the steel-post! Halie surges up in
great pain, but there is nothing she can do about it! Laursen is hanging upside
down from the steel post just wrenching on that figure four!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Crush gets Rod up to his feet now, and picks him up,
just to send him back down with a hard powerslam! Crush covers: 1…2…
Kickout by Rod!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Frustrated, Crush gets Rod up to his feet again and
gets him into pumphandle position… CRUSH O MATIC 3001!!!! Crush covers:
1…2…3!!! Crush and Laursen win!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: But Laursen continues wrenching on the legs of Halie,
as the announcer announces the victors! Enough’s enough Laursen, let
her go!
RING
ANNOUNCER: AND THE WINNERS OF THIS CONTEST… CAPTAIN CRUSH
AND “THE OMEGA” DAVID LAURSEN!!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Laursen lets go of the leglock, as Halie holds her
legs in pain! Crush comes to the outside, and looks like he’s talking
to Laursen…
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Hopefully telling him what he’s doing is wrong,
and he needs to go back and celebrate in the dressing room!
PAUL
MARSHALL: NO! Crush tells him to grab one of Halie’s legs
and Crush gets the other… and they slam both of them into the ringpost!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: And they do it again, as more officials come out to
tell them to stop!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Crush plows into several referees, as they stumble
like dominoes, and Laursen gets a chair, and slides into the ring, where Halie
is crawling to the middle of the ring!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: WHACK! He slams a chair down onto Halie’s knee!
WHACK! Another to the back of her calf! WHACK! One right to the tailbone!
What the hell is he doing?!
PAUL
MARSHALL: Look! Head referee Dwight Schultz has came down to
ringside, as security personnel and more referees split Laursen away from
Halie. Schultz is telling something to the ring announcer!
RING
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, Due to the actions of David
Laursen, Head referee Dwight Schultz has reversed his decision, announcing
that the winners of this contest is Halie and Rod Cordington!
CHAD
BORDEAUX: Laursen has snapped! He grabs an official by the face
and slams him right down to the canvas, as Crush is being escorted away from
the ringside area! He needs to control himself!
PAUL
MARSHALL: I’d be mad if Rod Cordington had a win over me
too Chad!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Though this wasn’t a title match, we both know that this wasn’t the type of match result Laursen wanted, OR Crush for that matter who has just been trying to stage a comeback from losing the IC Contendership match!
Security starts to escort Laursen
away from ringside as he mouths obscenities to Dwight Schultz.
CHAD
BORDEAUX: David Laursen should be suspended for these actions!
Medical Personnel is attending to Halie now, and are helping her to her feet…
She seems physically shaken up, as well as hurt, but definitely not seriously
injured. Thank God someone did something before this got serious, and thank
god for Head Referee Dwight Schultz’s decision! We’ll be back after
this!
Scene opens in the hallway, as Jasmine
pounds away on David Wilson's dressing room door, but there is no answer.
Jasmine looks around.
JASMINE:
There's that bitch!
Jasmine storms over out of the camera's
view to where she saw Erica down the hallway.
JASMINE:
AGHHHHHHH!
Grave Digger and Victoria are walking down a corridor backstage when they are confronted by John Coleman with a microphone. Grave Digger sighs and Victoria crosses her arms and taps her foot impatiently.
GRAVE DIGGER: Yes?
JONATHAN COLEMAN: Grave Digger... rumor has it you have some sort of surprise for the Crippler tonight what exactly is it, if anything?
Grave Digger growls and begins walking towards John, as he gets closer and closer John backs up into a wall. Grave Digger gets in his face.
GRAVE DIGGER: If I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise Coleman... Now if you'll excuse me, I have an invalid alone in the locker room who can't control himself! Some of us have more important things to do than run around like a fairy asking stupid questions.
As Coleman shakes in fear Grave Digger backs off and walks past the camera. Coleman eases up as Victoria passes. As she goes by she makes a fake lunge at Coleman, who squeaks in surprise and fear. She laughs, and walks on. As the threesome turn the corner, Spawn makes his way into the area. Coleman's eyes light up as he stops Spawn.
JONATHAN COLEMAN: One moment Spawn. Please.
SPAWN: Make it quick.
JONATHAN COLEMAN: I'm standing alongside the number one contender for the IC title...Spawn! He is set to go head to head with the IC champ himself Heartbreaker...What are you thoughts on that?
He grabs the mic.
SPAWN: I've been a busy man lately, so I apologize to Heartbreaker for not giving him my full attention. That I assure you will not happen again 'cause here I'm on Wargames just moments away from giving you the biggest ass kicking of your worthless career.
JONATHAN COLEMAN: Well...I wouldn't say worthless...
SPAWN: Shut your mouth Coleman I'm trying to talk! Now I've been hearing in the back that our friend Heartbreaker doesn't seem to know a lot about me, apparently he's too busy messing around with his sluts to care about the man who's going to end his joke of a career. So I suggest you get to know me real quick because my bat... my 'enforcer' is going to get to know you skull real quick!
JONATHAN COLEMAN: Well you are a newcomer...
SPAWN: I thought I told you to shut up. All I have to say to you Heartbreaker is you better be ready! You better get your act together because you really can't afford to be unprepared for a guy like me! I don't like you, I don't respect you, and beating your face into the canvas would really make my holiday season! Like I told a buddy of mine, your days are numbered, so get ready... NOW.... IS... THE.... TIME!!!
He looks into the camera for a few minutes. The crowd is going nuts. He gently hands the mic back to Coleman and grabs his bat as he makes his way to the ring.
Scene opens in Vandal's dressing room, as Showtime is sitting in there still with Vandal and Julia. The door swings open slowly, as Jasmine walks in, holding her forearm, with blood dripping everywhere.
Mr.
SHOWTIME:
WHAT THE...?
JASMINE:
Michael... I'm bleeding bad...
Showtime gets up from the couch and
checks on Jasmine as she collapses.
Mr. SHOWTIME: Matt, call the trainer! NOW!! She's been cut!
Intercontinental
Title
vs. 
Spawn
vs. 'The Heartbreaker' John Murphy
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is for the Real Action Wrestling Intercontinental Championship!!! Introducing first,the challenger, weighing 285 pounds, Spawn!!!!
The crowd gives Spawn a surprisingly good reaction for this rookie phenomenon who won the shot at the IC title in his first match. Spawn makes his way to the ring carrying his wooden "Enforcer" bat.
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, The Real Action Wrestling Federation IC Champion, weighing 311 pounds, 'Heartbreaker' John Murphy!
The crowd pops as Eminem's Lose Yourselfplays and Murphy comes onto the stage with the IC strap around his waist. He unbuckles it and holds it up in the air as fans snap photos. He then heads down to the ring, handing off the belt to the referee as he steps through the ropes. The referee holds up the belt, hands it off to the time keeper, and signals for the bell.
CHAD BORDEAUX: There's the bell and we are off! John Murphy comes to the center holding out his arms like he wants to lock up with Spawn, but Spawn just runs Murphy over with a clothesline instead!
PAUL MARSHALL: Heartbreaker bounces to his feet, and it would just break my heart to see him lose tonight!
CHAD BORDEAUX: You sound SO sincere Paul...
PAUL MARSHALL: Heartbreaker bounces to his feet right into another clothesline! He jumps up again and Spawn runs him back over again! Murphy back up but Spawn ducks this time. Finally... what a jerk-off!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Murphy catches him from behind! Neckbreaker! Murphy hits the neckbreaker and leaps back up now putting the boots to Spawn. Spawn finally rolls to his feet and ducks a swing from Heartbreaker! Heartbreaker spins to face him and Spawn smacks a hand around his throat!
PAUL MARSHALL: Chokeslam!-
CHAD BORDEAUX: No! Murphy brings a knee up into the gut of Spawn before he can execute the move! Spawn loses his grip on his throat and Murphy spins Spawn around! Reverse DDT!
PAUL MARSHALL: Murphy covers. 1..... 2. and Spawn kicks out with authority and then kicks up to his feet! Murphy is up as Spawn charges!
CHAD BORDEAUX: WHAM!!! HE LEVELS MURPHY WITH A CLOTHESLINE STRAIGHT FORM HELL! Murphy took it so hard he flipped right over the ropes to the outside. Murphy shakes the cobwebs out at ringside and in the ring Spawn bounces off the opposite ropes and comes flying back!
PAUL MARSHALL: Baseball slide right under the ropes into the chest of Murphy sending him back into the guard railing! Spawn now grabs Murphy and scoops him up! And drops him across the neck over the guard railing!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Murphy clutching at his neck and Spawn pulls him back up and tosses into the ring apron back first! Murphy trying to regain himself as Spawn leaps up onto the guard rail and dives off backwards!!! BACK ELBOW SMASH!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: He caught Murphy right in the face and Murphy goes down! Spawn yanks him up and rolls him into the ring. Spawn pulls Murphy out so his head hangs over past the apron and Spawn brings elbows right down into Murphy's face!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Brutal! Spawn now climbing onto the apron and backing up a way. He takes a running start- LEG DROP!!! GUILLOTINE LEG DROP!! Spawn could have broken Murphy's neck with his head hanging out past the apron like that!
PAUL MARSHALL: Spawn now into the ring and he pulls Murphy away from the ropes and covers! 1.... 2... and Murphy kicks out! Damn it! If Spawn would have hooked a leg we could have a new IC champ right now!
CHAD BORDEAUX: A rookie mistake by Spawn as he pulls Murphy back up by the throat! He lifts him high into the air!! CHOKESLAM!!! Spawn covers this time hooking the leg!
PAUL MARSHALL: 1.... 2.... 3-
CHAD BORDEAUX: No! Heartbreaker kicked out!!
PAUL MARSHALL: WHAT!? Spawn is keeping his cool as he pulls Murphy back up and into the standing head scissors. He hooks Murphy's arms!! U-Hook Powerbomb-
CHAD BORDEAUX: No! Murphy reverses with a backdrop and comes back to life as Spawn pops back to his feet Murphy takes him right back down with a power filled haymaker!! Spawn bounces back up again and Murphy hits him with another haymaker knocking him down!
PAUL MARSHALL: Spawn pulls himself back up and this time puts an arm up to catch Heartbreaker's fist! He blocks the haymaker and swings one of his own! Murphy ducks and comes up with a knee to the gut!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Murphy grabs Spawn's head between his legs- POWERBOMB!!! HUGE POWERBOMB BY MURPHY! He hooks both legs! 1.... 2..... 3! He got him!
PAUL MARSHALL: No! Spawn kicks out! Spawn somehow still go the shoulder up! HA HA!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Murphy is irate as he yanks Spawn back to his feet! Murphy grabs Spawn in the bearhug! Here comes the Heartstopper!!! Wait Spawn with head butts of desperation to Murphy! Murphy breaks the bearhug and Spawn with a kick to the midsection!
PAUL MARSHALL: He's sets him up in the standing head scissors and is saying it's over! Spawn lifts Murphy up for the powerbomb! AND HE YANKS HIM UP OFF HIS SHOULDERS EVEN HIGHER!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: DESOLATION! MY God what a move!!! Spawn covers! 1.......
2......
3!!!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: He's done it! New IC Champ!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Folks I can't believe it! Spawn has won the IC title in his second match in the RAWF! Spawn has won the title! Spawn is being handed the title and he takes it and slides out of the ring!
PAUL MARSHALL: Too bad he didn't get to crack Heartbreaker's head open with that bat! But still! What an impact!
CHAD BORDEAUX: We'll be right back folks!
The Street Fighter's gone again!!
Get your Bone Crusher shirt while supplies last!!!
Hardcore
Title Elimination
vs. 
vs. 
Dameon vs. Matt Vandal vs. David Wilson
A 15 foot steel cage is being seen lowered around the ring, strobe lights showing it off. The crowd remains in a hushed silence.
CHAD BORDEAUX: We're back and it's time to get hardcore.
PAUL MARSHALL: My mouth is watering.
CHAD BORDEAUX: As is mine Paul. Folks we're not sure what this next match is going to be but we know it will involve Matt Vandal, Dameon and the RAWF Hardcore champion David Wilson, and that steel cage.
PAUL MARSHALL: Cage match. Duh. How obvious can you be?
CHAD BORDEAUX: But here in RAWF it could still mean anything.
PAUL MARSHALL: Good point but it's Wilson, Vandal, Dameon...you know it's going to be good.
Fuel hits and Matt Vandal gets a standing ovation as he makes his way out to the steel cage.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following cage match is a triple threat elimination match and it is for the Real Action Wrestling Federation Hardcore championship.The first elimination can occur only by Pinfall. The second elimination can occur either by pinfall, or escape of the cage. Introducing first, one of the challengers, weighing in at 276 pounds, "Too Hot To Handle" Matt Vandal.
The crowd pop again just at the mere mention of Vandal's name. He steps inside the cage and pulls hard on the mesh testing it.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Not much give in that cage mesh Paul.
PAUL MARSHALL: Certainly not. When these guys get slammed into the cage it ain't gonna be feeling good.
For Whom The Bell Tolls plays as Dameon makes his way down the ramp and heads to the caged structure with a microphone.
RING ANNOUNCER: Weighing 385 pounds, the second challenger, please welcome, Dameon.
CHAD BORDEAUX: "The Gentle Giant" looks like he has something to say.
PAUL MARSHALL: Oh man.
DAMEON: I'm sorry to announce, that after tonight, Dameon the wrestler is no more. I loved my time with you fans, but you know, David has a point. I did go a little crazy in my career. So this will be my final battle, though I did however find a replacement for me. And if David didn't like my antics, wait until he meets my replacement. I love you fans, And dedicate this match to you.
Martin Scorcese by King Missile hits the speakers, as the fans cheers turn to boos, as David Wilson comes to the ramp underneath the RAWFtron. Erica trails behind him in a short black miniskirt, holding the RAWF Hardcore title. The cameras zoom in on the title, as DW snatches a microphone.
CHAD BORDEAUX: What is that on the title?! Is that still...
PAUL MARSHALL: It's the blood stains of Dameon! HAHAHA! He left Dameon's blood stained on the title from two weeks ago!
DAVID WILSON: Dameon... quite inspiring words you said earlier this week, to which why you act like a retard week, after week...
The fans continue booing.
DAVID WILSON: And you were right though... the fans aren't cheering "Gentle Giant" to me... After thinking about this for awhile, I realized... are they even supposed to be chanting "Gentle Giant" to anyone here?
Dameon looks confused, as Vandal leans against the turnbuckles, looking bored.
DAVID WILSON: What happened to the great "DANGEROUS DAMEON" that you were supposed to turn into a few weeks back? Vowing to stray from the "Gentle Giant" era, And start kicking ass and taking names? What happened to that? Were you just "goofing off" for the fans then?
David stops And looks at Dameon, who is looking angrier by the second.
DAVID WILSON: I think not. The point is your a rambling incoherent moron, who should start thinking of the consequences of the words may destine your future.... For tonight, your spilt blood will touch this hardcore title once again, as well as yours too, Matthew... That is unless you And"Dangerous Dameon" could stop being putrid pussies for a week, And start fighting back with brutality... But as "Dangerous Dameon" has proved time And time again, that's a bit too much to ask for from the both of you...
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson drops the microphone to the ground, And charges down the ramp, as Dameon charges towards him!
PAUL MARSHALL: And it's on!
CHAD BORDEAUX: And Vandal is wasting no time either. Those two big men fighting on the rampway and Vandal wants a part of it as well.
PAUL MARSHALL: They're trying to hit every right hand into each other that they can and Vandal is just waylaying into both of them with forearms and neither seems to notice. This is madness. I love it!
CHAD BORDEAUX: We had three referees out here anyway to call this match but now I think every referee we have is out here trying to maintain order and they've actually peeled these three guys off of each other.
PAUL MARSHALL: And watch as they all slowly and cautiously make their way into the steel.
CHAD BORDEAUX: No doubt trying to plan a strategy. The three men are in the ring and the referee has locked the door.
DING DING DING
CHAD BORDEAUX: And there's the bell and this hardcore title match is underway. Wilson staring at Dameon...Dameon staring at Wilson. So much animosity between these two.
PAUL MARSHALL: And Vandal just standing there looking stupid. Like he doesn't fit into this equation.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Oh! And it's on and it's on in a big way as Vandal has had enough of this staring contest. Right hand to Wilson...right hand to Dameon...right hand to Wilson...right hand to Dameon...
PAUL
MARSHALL: He caught them off guard but he went back to hit the
hardcore champion but he was waiting and got drilled with a clothesline.
And look at this idiot Dameon as he jumps on Wilson and pummels him with lefts
and rights unleashing a whole lot of aggression here.
CHAD BORDEAUX: But look at this sick face of Wilson. He likes it. He's smiling. He's laughing. He's loving every second of this. There's no way that it could feel good though.
PAUL MARSHALL: I don't think Matt Vandal appreciated being tossed aside like he was because he's back and just got all these fans on their feet when he managed to drop Dameon with a back suplex.
CHAD BORDEAUX: How he got the big man up and back down again like that is beyond me.
PAUL MARSHALL: The element of surprise is a funny thing.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Vandal off the ropes comes and bulldogs Dameon's face right into that mesh and now look as he grabs Dameon by the hair and just grates his face on the mesh. That's flesh being ripped from his body folks, just like cheese through a grater, he is bleeding.
PAUL MARSHALL: He and Wilson came out here talking big and now Dameon is looking like he's got nothing left for this hardcore title match.
CHAD BORDEAUX: And he turns his attention back to David Wilson. This is smart wrestling. Wear down one man, go back and get your licks in on the other one. Keep it up and eventually you can score a pinfall.
PAUL MARSHALL: But he's gonna need two pinfalls if he expects to win this match.
CHAD BORDEAUX: That's right. With three guys the caliber of Wilson, Vandal and Dameon, it's only right to find out just who the better man really is.
PAUL MARSHALL: How dare you. How dare you put Dameon in the same class as David Wilson. I mean David Wilson is a world class athlete.
CHAD BORDEAUX: So's Dameon.
PAUL MARSHALL: David Wilson can take one hell of a sick beating and come back for more.
CHAD BORDEAUX: So can Dameon.
PAUL MARSHALL: David Wilson is the hardcore champion. Something that Dameon will never be.
CHAD BORDEAUX: That remains to be seen. And something else that has yet to be seen is either Vandal or Wilson letting up from right hand shots which they've been trading.
PAUL MARSHALL: But not for long as Wilson gives him a forearm to the throat. And hooks him up for a belly to belly suplex..the release.
CHAD BORDEAUX: But Vandal lands on his feet, Wilson turns to meet him but is met with a boot to the gut Vandal lifts him..spins him...powerbomb! Vandal just planted Wilson with that twirling powerbomb. He may have had his bell rung there but Wilson is enjoying every minute of this.
PAUL MARSHALL: He sure is. I bet he lives for that hardcore title. Like he knows he gets to inflict..and receive punishment...just for carrying it around.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Interesting thought. David Wilson now with plenty of time to have interesting thoughts as he's been laid out with that powerbomb and Vandal is going back to work on the biggest man in this match, Dameon.
PAUL MARSHALL: Why didn't he go for the cover on Wilson?
CHAD BORDEAUX: He probably realized that it's a bit early in the matchup for that. But seeing Dameon in the corner resting from that beating he took just a minute ago, Vandal has decided to go over and introduce his boot many, many times to the chest of Dameon. And now he's sloped down and Vandal is ...
PAUL MARSHALL: ...stomping a mudhole?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well that's not what I wanted to say but yes that's essentially what he's doing. And now here he is with the boot choke. And this is of course no disqualification there's nothing the referee could do here even if he wanted to.
PAUL MARSHALL: But why would he want to? This is great. And these fans haven't stopped making noise since the first fist went flying.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson back on his feet and he's peeled Vandal off of Dameon and Oohhh the cheap shot by Wilson to Dameon and look in the fire in Dameon's eyes. I think Wilson just reintroduced him to the match.
PAUL MARSHALL: Well someone had to.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Vandal with the Irish whip but Wilson reverses, he goes for a boot but Vandal ducks, he comes back off the rebound goes for a clothesline but Vandal ducks a second time, he comes back off the ropes again and this time Wilson catches him and lifts him up and gives him a rib breaker.
PAUL MARSHALL: Gotta love a champion who stays one step ahead.
CHAD BORDEAUX: But he didn't see Dameon did he? He's out of the corner and listen to this crowd come to life again as he and Wilson tear it up again. Right hands, left hands, forearms, neither man phased much by the other one's shots. This is what the people have been waiting for.
PAUL MARSHALL: Wilson ducked one of the right hands and...OH MY GOD.
THUD
PAUL MARSHALL: I don't believe it! David Wilson just bodyslammed the 7 foot 4, 385 pounder. I guess what they say is true, size DOESN'T matter.
CHAD BORDEAUX: And that's good news for you. Wilson turning his attention back on Vandal, but Vandal was waiting. Low kick and hoists him up. F5!! F5!!! Matt Vandal just F5-ed the hardcore champion. We're about to see our first elimination. The referee is in a good position....
1......
2.....
3...... no Dameon breaks the count.
PAUL MARSHALL: Why would he do that?
CHAD BORDEAUX: I think he thinks if anyone is going to eliminate David Wilson it's going to be him. Now he hoists Matt Vandal up, he's got him where he wants him.... OVERDOSE. The pinfall... this has to be academic....
1......
2....
3... .Vandal has been eliminated.
PAUL MARSHALL: "Too hot to handle" my ass.
CHAD BORDEAUX: The referee helping him out of the ring after that devastating cranium cruncher, and listen to these fans show their appreciation for the effort of Matt Vandal. He'll live to fight another day, today just wasn't his day.
PAUL MARSHALL: If I've told you once, I've told you a million times these idiots don't know what they want.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Hush. With one elimination down, there's only one to go. It's pinfall or it's escape of the cage now. The victor of this fall will really get the spoils because he will be the hardcore champion.
PAUL MARSHALL: Still hardcore champion. That's what you should be saying because Wilson is going to win.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I think your selling Dameon a little short. He's got a lot of heart. A lot of determination and a lot of talent as well. And I'm sure Wilson's comments prior to this match are only going to invigorate him further.
PAUL MARSHALL: They should have educated him further.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson is up and shaking off the effects of the F5 from Vandal, Dameon still getting himself together through all he's been through in this match. But we're back where we started. With these two trading right hand shots, attempting to gain leverage.
PAUL MARSHALL: And look the hardcore champion now gaining the upper hand with those right hands. He's rocking D-Mo and he looks like he's about to fell the giant tree like freak.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson rocks Dameon with haymaker...and he staggers....a second haymaker...he staggers back a bit more....
PAUL MARSHALL: Listen to Erica cheer her man on.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson now on his third haymaker and he's only taken Dameon down to one knee. He backs up he goes for the spinning haymaker this will do it...NO WAIT...Dameon catches him by the throat and introduces David once again to the mat with a vicious chokeslam.
PAUL MARSHALL: Naw that wasn't vicious...vicious will be what David does to retaliate.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Dameon down on his knees...moves into the pinning predicament.
1.....
2.....
3....new champio--no David kicked out at the last second.
PAUL MARSHALL: That trash he talked before the match wasn't just to piss off Dameon, he said it because it's true and he was just letting the world know it.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Well Wilson is being helped back to his feet now by Dameon. He meets the big man with more right hands to the stomach trying to catch him off guard and if it's working then Dameon isn't showing it.
PAUL MARSHALL: More shots like that and he will be.
CHAD BORDEAUX: He whips the hardcore champion to the ropes and goes for a clothesline.
PAUL MARSHALL: And the goof misses.
CHAD BORDEAUX: But before he can even think to turn around David is behind him, he hooks up his arms and slams him down hard with a full nelson slam. And now it's Wilson moving into the cover...
1......
2.....
and Dameon kicks out.
PAUL MARSHALL: Naw this referee just can't count to three.
CHAD BORDEAUX: You say that about all the referees.
PAUL MARSHALL: I'm just trying to be persistent.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Sure. Wilson takes a second to wait while Dameon gets back to his feet via the help of that turnbuckle.
PAUL MARSHALL: And like a train Wilson charges..he's gonna smash his challenger in that post.
CHAD BORDEAUX: But I think he heard you because Dameon moved and Wilson got nothing but turnbuckle. Dameon follows up with a neckbreaker.
PAUL MARSHALL: It's just reflex is all.
CHAD BORDEAUX: What about talent? Wilson quick to his feet and Dameon wastes no time in Irish whipping him to the other post which he does so with ease. Now its Dameon's turn to charge like a train and unlike the hardcore champion Dameon makes his target.
PAUL MARSHALL: All a part of Wilson's plan.
CHAD BORDEAUX: What?!
PAUL MARSHALL: Well you know. He likes pain, this is fun for him.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Your as sick as he is.
Paul smiles
CHAD BORDEAUX: Dameon just made it a pair of turnbuckle Irish whips and body splashes. Wilson doesn't look like he wants to fall yet.
PAUL MARSHALL: But that don't stop D-Mo from kicking him in the midsection and kicking him low.
CHAD BORDEAUX: He lifts him up ..what's he thinking about....powerbomb...he's holding on....a second powerbomb, will it be a trifecta...yes it will. Triple powerbomb, he holds on for the pin, Wilson's shoulders are down.
1.......
2........
3. ....new hardcore champion....no Wilson kicked out again. God that was close.
There is not a fan in this arena who didn't count three along with the referee
on that count. They all thought it was over.
PAUL MARSHALL: Two battered bloodied messes from this steel structure..and only one can leave the hardcore champion.
CHAD BORDEAUX: They're both putting up the fight of their life here. Dameon back on his feet, waiting for Wilson to get up. This crowd has got him jacked up. He's signaling for it. Wilson is up slowly, this crowd is on their feet.
PAUL MARSHALL: David look out!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The hook of the head ... OVERDOSE..OVERDOSE. Wilson is out cold.
PAUL MARSHALL: Noooo
CHAD BORDEAUX: And the 7 footer is climbing the side of the cage. Erica is screaming. We're just seconds away from a new champion. David is not moving at all. Come on Dameon, do it. Win the match, take the title.
PAUL MARSHALL: Shut up. Get up David!
Dameon climbs to the top of the cage and looks around as the crowd gives him a standing ovation cheering loudly. He smiles. He looks back down at David's limp body and smiles again.
PAUL MARSHALL: What's he thinking about ? I don't like this.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I don't either. He dedicated this match to his fans. Saying that Dameon would be no longer.
Dameon leaps off the cage towards David Wilson
CHAD BORDEAUX: OH NO!!
THUD
CHAD BORDEAUX: Dameon just went for a body splash off the top of the cage but Wilson managed to move out of the way and Dameon got nothing but mat.
PAUL MARSHALL: If the champion ever had a chance to retain the title it's now.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Wilson back on his feet..Dameon slowly getting to his feet. Holding his stomach and his ribs. Wilson charges but Dameon catches him around the throat. The fans have come alive again. He lifts him up it's gonna be another chokeslam...NO Wilson floats over and lands behind him...
PAUL MARSHALL: Looks like a pumphandle...
CHAD BORDEAUX: Fade To Black. David Wilson just floored the 7 footer with the Fade to Black. He moves into the cover...
1......
2....
C'mon Dameon kick out...
3.... dammit David Wilson retains the hardcore championship.
Martin Scorcese replays as the referee raises David's hand. Erica comes into the cage and helps him out and back up the ramp and to the back.
RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner and STILL the Real Action Wrestling Federation Hardcore champion, David Wilson!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Damn it.
PAUL MARSHALL: You can't deny how good he is forever Chad.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I never said he wasn't good Paul. I just thought it was Dameon's night.
PAUL MARSHALL: Heh. "Dameon's Night". Heh. There's no such thing.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I'm not so sure.
Normal
Match
vs. 
Crippler vs. Darksider
RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies And gentlemen, it is time for our main event!!!!! This match shall be fought under normal rules And will be for one fall!! Introducing first, making his way down to the ring, here is the Crippler!!!!!
The fans explode into cheers as the Crippler walks out. The Crippler stops And takes in the roar of the crowd before climbing in to the ring. The fans loudly chant his name as the announcer attempts to continue.
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Grave Digger And Victoria, here is the Real Action Wrestling Federation Champion, Darksider!!!!!
The fans erupt into boos as Wicked Young Man plays. Grave Digger And Victoria don't appear to care about the boos And Darksider doesn't appear to care about anything. The threesome ignore the trash And make their way down to the ringside area. Grave Digger points in the ring And Darksider obediently slides in.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crippler cuts him off as he slides into the ring with boots to the back of the head. Crippler is really nailing him with those And finally he drags Darksider up to his feet And tosses him hard into the corner.
PAUL MARSHALL: Crippler charges in And nails a high knee into the face of Darksider And then starts slamming repeated elbows into his face. Crippler with a hip toss takes him out of the corner And goes to laying in the boots again. Crippler drops down on top of him And starts pounding his face in!! Crippler is taking out three years of frustrations here.
CHAD BORDEAUX: That's right, it was three years ago when these two last met one on one in the Last Man Breathing match, the most horrific match I have been forced to call to this day. You know things have gone too far when it gets to that level of the games. These two men's feud reached a level no one to this day has touched.
PAUL MARSHALL: I've went back And watched it on DVD And I must say, it's all that And more. And tonight, tonight they're gonna take each other out again. Crippler has really been running the pace of this match so far. He pulls Darksider up by the hair And tosses him into the ropes.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crippler goes for a clothesline but Darksider blows right through it with one of his own taking down the Crippler. What a surge of power displayed by the Dark One.
PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider now stomping away at Crippler. He pulls him back up And tosses him into the corner And Darksider starts laying some heavy boots into the stomach of the Crippler. Each kick more furious than the last.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Finally Darksider yanks him out o the corner, Irish whip, no, he spins him all the way around And tosses him back into the corner!! Darksider now with some serious chops.. Crippler ducks under one And steps out of the corner And catches Darksider with a hard leaping forearm right in the nose that knocks the champ back into the corner!
PAUL MARSHALL: Crippler climbs to the second rope And starts laying in some hard rights And lefts to the face of the world champion. He needs to show some respect dammit!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crippler now grabs Darksider in a headlock And spins out of the corner, tornado DDT!!! Crippler nailed a tornado DDT reminiscent of the one that cost Darksider the hardcore title to Brandy Sangria, Crippler covers, 1....2.. Darksider kicks out!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Why must you bring up previous losses. No need to run Darksider's name through the filth that is Brandy Sangria. If we want to talk about any losses it should be the fact that Crippler last time ended up hanging from the cell via barbwire. Or did you forget about that little loss?
CHAD BORDEAUX: Who could possibly forget the sickest thing to ever appear on pay per view television? I sat at ringside horrified as I watched.
PAUL MARSHALL: It makes me smile when I watch it on video. I enjoy it.
CHAD BORDEAUX: I'm not surprised at all. I've always known you were a sick sick man.
PAUL MARSHALL: I just enjoy some good brutality. Crippler has pulled Darksider up now And tosses him out of the ring. Crippler follows him out And this may get good. Crippler pulls up Darksider And whips him in, no, reversal, Darksider tosses Crippler hard into the steel steps And they come apart!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crippler really got banged up And Darksider uses the momentary lapse to pull himself back together And is now towering over Crippler as Crippler struggles up. Darksider grabs him by the hair And tosses him headfirst into the steel security rail!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Crippler knocked it back a little And Darksider pulls him back up And lifts him high And drops him face first onto the rail. The ref has slid out And is admonishing the champ but I don't think Darksider cares or understands as he pulls up Crippler.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crippler nails a low blow And then tosses Darksider into the steps as the ref is now yelling at him. Crippler ignores him And picks up the top half of the ring steps And backs up.
PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider struggles to his feet And Crippler charges in but Darksider gets the boot up And sends the steps crashing back into the Crippler's face And he goes down!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The steps land on his head And Darksider starts stomping away on the ring steps!! He's trying to seriously injure the Crippler!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Well duh!!! The ref is hollering at him And threatening to disqualify him as Darksider turns his dead stare onto him And backs him to the opposite side of the ringside area. He turns back as Crippler has struggled back to his feet. Darksider charges in And Crippler pulls up the top of the stairs And throws them at Darksider taking him down!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crippler has shoved the timekeeper out of his seat And grabs a steel chair And tosses it into the ring before pulling up Darksider And tossing him into the ring. Crippler follows him in And picks up the steel chair. He cocks it back And waits as Darksider stands up... Crippler swings And somehow Darksider ducks it And then kicks Crippler low!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Crippler drops the chair And Afterlife Stunner!!! Crippler goes down as Darksider pulls that move out of nowhere. Now Grave Digger is hollering at him And Darksider turns as Grave Digger tosses a spool of barbwire into the ring!!! He's thrown in some barbwire!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: The referee is having a fit And telling Grave Digger And Darksider that he will disqualify them for even thinking of it but Darksider doesn't care as he starts to unwind the barbwire!! The ref is right in his face!
PAUL MARSHALL: Dwight must have lost his mind to be in the champ's face. Crippler is getting up now And Darksider shoves Schultz out of the way. Crippler yanks up the chair though And nails Darksider!!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Senior official Dwight Schultz is calling for the bell as this one has gotten completely out of hand!! Crippler hits Darksider a second time with the chair And then picks up the barbwire Darksider dropped And wraps it around the throat of Darksider!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: He's choking the champ as Victoria is in the ring And she picks up the chair And nails Crippler with it! Two hits And finally he releases the barbwire And turns to face her And he looks mad!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Victoria is backing up in fear as Crippler has an evil look in his eyes. But now Grave Digger nails him from behind with his shovel!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Finally that moron goes down And Grave Digger hits him repeatedly with the shovel as Victoria has gotten back her chair And adds to the assault!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Impressive, it took three of them to take him down. That's pathetic!!
PAUL MARSHALL: Darksider is now back up And following directions from Grave Digger he picks up Crippler, Killing Machine!!!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: How pathetic!! They couldn't beat him one on one so they all three jumped him. Figures. And now those sorry bastards are heading for the back.
PAUL MARSHALL: Tonight was a beautiful night. What's your problem? Greatness has triumphed.
CHAD BORDEAUX: And Grave Digger has a mic as he heads up the ramp with Darksider And Victoria! And what does he want now!?
PAUL MARSHALL: Maybe he's going to announce his surprise! Now Shhhh!
CHAD BORDEAUX: What else can he do to Crippler whose already laid out in the ring just now starting to get up-
GRAVE DIGGER: Crippler!!! I told you I had a surprise for you!
The crowd boos.
GRAVE DIGGER: You see... I've been doing my homework Crippler, And you've known for quite some time that I am not happy with the way you raise your own daughter! I even offered to take care of her for you in the event that you were too injured to carry out your fatherly duties!
The fans boo And Crippler is now up And irate in the ring leaning into the ropes facing the ramp.
GRAVE DIGGER: When I did the research, I discovered that your daughter Brandy really does have another family member. Her mother is dead, but her Grandmother is alive And able to take care of her.
Crippler is getting more angry by the second.
GRAVE DIGGER: I've talked to her Grandmother Crippler, Susan is her name. Susan has tried on numerous occasions to do what's right for the daughter that you don't give a damn about, but are too proud to hand over to someone that can give her the proper care And attention!
The fans are booing Grave Digger like crazy And tossing trash onto the ramp at him.
GRAVE DIGGER: All she needed was the money for the good lawyer, And some proof that you weren't a fit father! After talking with Susan, we've come to a realization that I can give her both of those things! So in the interest of the well being of your daughter Brandy... I plan to aid Susan in any means necessary to gain custody of that child!
At this Crippler totally snaps And flings himself through the ropes And onto the floor outside the ring.
CHAD BORDEAUX: Crippler has heard just about all that he can stomach And quite frankly so have I! The God Damn nerve of that bastard Grave Digger!
PAUL MARSHALL: He just wants to help!
CHAD BORDEAUX: He just wants to make Crippler's life a living Hell! And Crippler is charging up that ramp at Grave Digger! Grave Digger doesn't want any of Crippler And he's tucking his tail And running! He grabs Victoria's arm And makes a dash for the curtain! Crippler is too fast!
PAUL MARSHALL: HAHA! But he forgot about Darksider And he's gonna have to get through him first!! Darksider attacks And the two are laying into each other with fists of fire!!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Folks we are out of time!!!
PAUL MARSHALL: What do you mean out of time!? They are hammering into each other! We have to stay with this!
CHAD BORDEAUX: Believe it or not, RAWF 2002 is over! We'll see ya in 2003! Have a Merry Christmas, And a Happy New Year everyone!!!
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