Perry Saturn Achievements:  PWR Signed With PWR ; Winning Debut Match ; Top 6[18x] ; Match Of The Week[6x] ; Quote of the Week Award[4x] ; Main Eventing Conflict[5x] ; Main Eventing a PPV[2x] ; Winning Debut PPV Match ; PWR Heavyweight Champion[2x] ; United States Champion[1x] ; Wrestler Of the Week[2x] ; Hall Of Famer ; One of PWR's Greatest Matches ; National Television Champion[1x] CWO Signed With CWO ; Winning Debut Match ; Top 6[1x] AWA Signed with AWA ; Winning Debut Match ; Top Ten[2x] ; Main Eventing Mayhem[1x] APW Signed with APW ; Winning Debut Match ; Quote Of The Week[1x] ;

W/L/D Record:25/20/02 --- Roleplay Number: #98

Title: "'Its going to take you all but three seconds'"

Saturn sits alone in the half-darkness where a faltering, iridescent candle flame is the only source of luminosity in existence. It accentuates the battle damage of his face and throws long shadows like daggers across the pages of the book over which he pores. The Eliminator traces his gloved fingers slowly and deliberately across the names of those that have been defeated by him.. family and friends.. enemies and rivals...Looking upon these names our hero feels like nothing more than one more powerless weakling in a God's war. The storm of silence that is Saturn's voice begins to commence.

Perry Saturn: My nose is filled with the smell of finally winning'

The Eliminator mutters, his voice like a crackling parchment.

Perry Saturn:'My ears will hold his screams.'

And all at once, and all of a sudden the room turns electric. A Thick and heavy explosion of light into the room and all is silent, peaceful and calm. The lush carpet is clean and the book that he was reading has vanished. Like an old machine in need of oil and polish, he rises slowly. Now is the time.Time for Saturn to get his head into his upcomeing match for this weeks addition of Breakdown where he will face off against Edge

Perry Saturn: It is sometimes the naive scholar who claims that war is fruitless, and advocates the altruistic path of 'peace in our time'. It is sometimes the ambitious scholar who makes the audacious claim that peace is merely the 'absence of war'. Through War, the world exists, and in its absence, the world grows from its lessons. Would society have evolved to its 21st century height had the Romans not have pursued their vicious conquests of Eurasia? At the same time, would it have sunk to such decadence? Had the development of the weapons of mass destruction this century has witnessed not taken place, would we live in this era of peace and prosperity throughout the west? Would we have television, radio, aviation or any other technological marvel mortals take for granted..without war?

Saturn tosses a log on the fire and sparks begin to snap crackle and pop. Saturn marvels at the scene placed in front of him

Perry Saturn: It is through war that we build for ourselves our realities: our futures, our civilizations, our customs. The men who fight for what they believe in, or what a nation stands for, become legends, embedded in the legacies of their victories. However, those same men are scarred for life. You could never look to them to occupy positions of communal mediocrity. They could not teach the next generation, or drive modern ambulances. They are broken, faceless victims of savagery. Their names are etched in stone, but their lives are lost on the winds of the moment, and supplanted into books written by the naive and objective witnesses who were never there.

Saturn flicks on the TV and watches closely Edge's promo. Saturn lets out a snicker with the ending of Lita's comments. It is nothing new Edge has been ranting on how he is the ruler of the ring and . Saturn yawns is it because he is tired or simply tired of Edge running his mouth.

Perry Saturn:It is people like Edge who think they are the ones who save nations, create democracies, champion civility…but ultimately destroy themselves. Edge you want to insult me, Edge for some odd reason you think that you can beat me why would you think such an off the wall thing I have no clue and do not care cause come crunch time when that bell rings your hopes are going to rapidly diminish and that one shred of light you are holding onto is going to be snuff and I will enshroud you in the veil of darkness known as defeat. I am going to hurt you, I am going to make screams escape from your body that no man should ever let out? Why you may ask why would I exert so much effort to have you screaming like a girl. Its simple because you chose to open your mouths and try to convince the world that things are not going to go according to plan.'

Saturn once again gets up from his chair and walks over to the fire pit and pokes the log deeper into the fire.

Perry Saturn: Edge this is what you are right now, envious, jealous, and down right pissed at the level I am at and the level you are at. There are many ways to get to where I am at but there is only one view and right now that view is mine and mine alone. There is nothing you can do no amount of drugs to be run, or snowmen to be slain that will bring you to the skill level that I am at. I am the true king of the mountain and I will prove it come Breakdown as you drop before me, the Death Valley Driver one...two...three, or the Rings of Saturn tap tap tap. Edge you sit and play your games pretending things are something their not pretending you are something you are not and the whole time I was questioning it wondering why would he hide behind the character known as well the man you are, then it came to me you pretend to be this knight in shining armor because the man behind the armor is weak and pathetic. You pretend to be valiant when in reality you are insignificant and a cast away of society. So go on with your BITCH pretend things are not what they truly are and for now pretend that the match is going to go your way and that in the end you will be the one standing victorious cause when the ending bell sounds you will face the harsh reality that you are only better then the things you pretend to slay. I am going to take great pleasure in seeing your dream world crumble and now matter how many oxens you bring to your aid the safety net of that fantasy land you live in will be severed and you will deal with the harshness of tapping to the Rings of Saturn and if Lita decides to come to your aid well she like you WILL TAP TAP TAP THE FUCK OUT

Saturn lets out a deep sigh. Saturn pauses a minute taking in the scenery around him taking it in he smirks before finishing up his speech

Perry Saturn: I will stand at Breakdown, a victor in the battlefield we call the ring. As Lita watches from a distance as her gladiator, and she hears the screams of her man, as a countless barbarian named Perry Saturn reign blows apon blows on the crimson mask of Edge. I will then relish the fact that the memories of faceing Perry Saturn will haunt Lita's and Edge's dreams forever. I am Saturn the warrior, Saturn the mercenary, Saturn the wrestler and I Perry Saturn will be the 2006 Loaded Gun winner. Edge I have climbed the mountains of dispar, camped in the valley or sorrows, and bled on the endless plateau of suffering to get where I am at and trust me when I say it took me many years to traverse all that come Breakdown its going to take you all but three seconds .