Romeo,Rings, and Ratz.
ROMEO RINGZ AND RATZ
This will be a new feature... Highlighting some of my stories from the road.
Her name was Bertha.. Okay I really don't remember her name but she terrified me. She was dating the head referee of WCCW when I met her. She had to be close to 900 pounds and looked like she was beaten on a regular basis with an ugly stick... Rumor was that she was the queen of the rats down there... How or why.. I don't know? Maybe people in Arkansas don't get out much.
Anyways from the moment she met me.. She took a liking to me.. Maybe it was the fact I was super over.. Maybe it was the fact I was cute.. maybe it was just the fact that I wasn't in her gene pool and it was new and exciting to her. I don't really know but I do know this... I wasn't going to sleep with her.
1: 1 I had a girlfriend
2: She had a boyfriend who I liked
3: She reminded me of a walrus having a child with mr pototoe head and I wouldn't of slept with her.. no matter how many shots of tequlia I had...
Anyways this obsession of hrs continued for awhile... The things she said, the way she acted. it got Lunatic and Tripod who I traveled with to make countless jokes.... It didn't matter I wasn't going to sleep with her.
One day I came to a wccw show and I heard that she had broken up with her boyfriend because of me.. This was insame.. Here is some saliva dripping monster who gives me the heebie jeebies and she breaks up with the one man in the world who thinks she is beautiful.. So we can count insane among her traits.
Sudenly she comes up to me and whispers in this horrid scathing voice " I know I am not as pretty as your girlfriend but I could make you happy.
What was I suppose to say.. so I just smiled and said... Well I have a girlfriend who I love very much.
This super beast twisted her face at me and in her rejection scaled off. Now word quickly broke out about what had happened and soon enough I was face to face with her ex boyfriend.. He asked me questions and I had no choice but to tell him the truth.. I thought his skank was nasty and she was a blithering idiot for dumping him for me because there was no me in her world.
This started some kind of fight between him and her and well I really don't remember much more except that this story is so much better with visuals.... If u ever catch me at a show then your have to ask me to tell you the full story because it is one of my favorites and I give a good monster impression.
