Can You Dig It?

-::Forward::- Booker T has been unlucky these past few weeks - losing his matches, but all is about to change...Booker T has finally been given a title shot and Booker is determined to show his full potential, Booker believes you are about to see a whole new side of him. New Show...New Booker! And its all down to Paul Heyman for giving booker the chance to show what he has to offer. There wasn't much point in Brock winning the title at Backlash as come next week he won't have it anymore, its going where it belongs....its going to the 5 time Dubya C Dubya CHAMPION BOOKER T! Now Can You Dig That? SUCKA -::End Forward::-

Scene 1

Time: 2:23pm
Date: 7th June, 2003
Location: Compaq Center
Status: On Camera

-:: Scene ::- The scene opens up in Compaq Center Arena inside of Houston, Texas, The camera is focused on a double door then moments later the double door swings open and in walks Booker T and Goldust. Even though the show isn't scheduled to start for at least another 4 hours the Bookerman and his sidekick Goldie are here!
Goldust looks upset and is circling Booker but Booker looks focused.

-:: Goldust ::- Please please please can we go to Mc Donald's, I'm starving.

-:: Booker T ::- Shut 'tha hell up dawg, I am here now and this is where I'm staying for 'tha rest of 'tha night until I go home wit' 'tha United States Championship, but if yo' wanna take 'yo punk-ass to Mc Donalds then its fine by me, I'm sure the limo driver is still down in the parking lot.

-:: Scene ::- Booker walks down the corridor as Goldust is on looking him. Goldust then runs up to booker like he doesn't want to be on his own.

-:: Goldust ::- Wait for me...I errr...decided to have dinner....in the canteen.

-:: Booker T ::- Welcome back dawg, how was 'ya Big Mac?

-:: Goldust ::- Like I said, I'll get dinner down in the canteen and hey we can go to Mc Donald's to celebrate if you win tonight.

-:: Booker T ::- Dawg IF I win? There aint no IF about it sucka, Booker T WILL walk out United States Champion and it won't be Mc Donald's I'm gonna celebrate wit, It's gonna be a whole lotta booze, dig it?

-:: Goldust ::- Yeah but err... we could go to Mc Donalds first right?

-:: Booker T ::- Man your obsessed wit Mc Donalds! Why don't yo go get a job there?

-:: Goldust ::- Cause I'd fired on the first day for stealing all the food.

-:: Scene ::- Booker laughs

-:: Booker T ::- Dawg the burgers are flat, there's nothing to em.

-:: Goldust ::- The burgers are juicy and as for the fries...

-:: Scene ::- Drool starts coming out of Goldusts mouth so he wipes it up.

-:: Goldust ::- So what have we got planned for today?

-:: Booker T ::- First of all I am gonna go to tha gym and then get some food...Gotta keep my energy up for tonight dawg.

-:: Goldust ::- Great I'll come with you, I got nothing better to do.

-:: Scene ::- Booker shakes his head and continues walking at the scene fades out.
Scene re-opens as Booker and Goldie are just entering the gym, Goldie is wearing shorts for the first time in front of a camera and is feeling uncomfortable, Booker is wearing shorts with a vest.

-:: Booker T ::- Right so whatchu gonna do first?

-:: Goldust ::- Whatever you are doing...

-:: Booker T ::- Dawg you aint gotta do what I'm doing all the time, go do ya own thin'

-:: Scene ::- Goldust walks off to the weights and Booker gets on a treadmill. Few moments later.

-:: Goldust ::- Booker help help

-:: Scene ::- Goldust has tried to lift heavier weights that he can handle so they are stuck on his chest.
Booker walks over laughing and takes them off him.

-:: Booker T ::- Dawg try some lighter weights first, now anything else you need dawg? how about a dummy?

-:: Goldust ::- Ermm yeah, is it safe to use this equipment?...I mean I don't wanna catch no rashes off other peoples sweat.

-:: Booker T ::- Have you ever worked out before?

-:: Goldust ::- At home in my garage....

-:: Scene ::- Booker shakes his head.

-:: Booker T ::- Yeah dawg its fine just don't forget to shower.

-:: Scene ::-Booker walks back over to the treadmill and starts it up. He then starts talking to the camera in front of him while jogging.

-:: Booker T ::- Tonight on A Dubya E's first show Exile, 'tha Booker gets his first title shot, a shot at the United States Belt against the Next Big Thing Brock Lesnar. Brock, I know you've only had 'tha title a week now but you should your goodbyes 'cause that title is coming home with 'tha 5 time, count it 1..2..3..4..5 TIME Dubya C Dubya Champion! Booker T is gonna show you just how to give a Booker T ass whipping and there aint a damn thing you can do about it.

It seems 'yo bitch has got quite attracted to the belt and its gonna be hard to disappoint her isn't it Brock but that aint my problem...its yours, 'yo shouldn't of let her get so close to it dawg. The Bookerman is only in A Dubya E for one reason and that reason is gold sucka and I will do anythin to make sure I get it, whether it'll be kickin 'yo ass or 'yo bitches ass none of that matters to me as long as gold becomes part of the package.

You think I'm scared to fight 'yo punk ass because you got muscles? Booker T knows that you didn't get muscles training hard like me, you got 'yo muscles by taking drugs dawg, hell you used to be one skinny runt and now look at chu! you think that's from training hard? I don't dawg and so does everyone else. You see what I'm doing now? This is called training hard dawg, taking drugs is the easy way and you know what they say...drugs shrink 'ya package and hell I'm sure 'yo bitch Stephanie has already experienced that if 'yo know what I mean. Big muscles or no muscles I am still gonna knock 'yo punk ass down in the middle of 'da ring!

You may 'ave 'da F5 but theres summit 'dat 'yo don't 'ave and 'dats the most electrifying move in A Dubya E...The Spin-A-Roony sucka. More to the point Brock.... what's 'tha point in 'avin 'tha F5 when facing me if I aint gonna give 'yo the chance to use it. I am gonna knock 'yo down and I aint gonna let 'yo back up until I hear the bell ring and I 'ave 'tha United States Championship belt over my shoulder. Goldie, my main man is gonna be there wit me to share my proudest moment in 'tha A Dubya E so far! 'Da Bookerman is gonna be standing tall wit 'tha belt over his shoulder and you are gonna be on the mat unconscious with 'yo bitch Stephanie crying...but hell dawg she aint gonna be crying 'cause you lost to me or 'tha fact she feels sorry for 'yo ass...shes gonna be crying because you lost the United States Championship. You see man, Stephanie is only wit you for the gold, she thinks your the 'next big thing' but when she sees you lose the United States belt tonight then dawg you are gonna lose her too. Stephanie isn't interested in you! she's interested in the gold, 'dats all she will 'eva be interested in....but you dawg, your too blind to see it....Just look what happened with Stephanie and Triple H in the WWE, you think they split up because they didn't love each other any more? No dawg the fact is she never loved him, she loved 'tha belts he carried and then when he lost the belts and couldn't win no more because he sucked Stephanie left him....and dawg that is what's about to happen to you.

'Dis is 'da first decent match I've been booked in since joining A Dubya E and I sure as hell aint gonna screw it up...A Dubya E is changing and so is the Bookerman! 'Dis is a clean slate and I sure as hell don't have Vince McMahon to thank. It was Vince's fault I got all the shit matches but now I have a real chance and its all down to Paul Heyman, respect where its due man because if Paul had never came then that white boy Vince McMahon would still be booking me for shitty matches and I would never have been given the chance to prove myself in A Dubya E.

I aint been able to sleep all week, I've been laying awake in my bed and standing out on the balcony of my luxury hotel room at night thinking about this day, thinking about 'tha day that 'tha United States Championship becomes apart of me here in A Dubya E.. .and finally this day come and 'yo think I am gonna lose this chance to you? 'Yo got another thing coming sucka! And Brock you think once I've got 'tha United States Championship 'dat I'm gonna stop? Hell no, me and my man Goldie are goin after 'tha Tag Team Titles! Hell we are gonna go after every damn title the A Dubya E has to offer and we will go through anyone to get them and I mean anyone sucka!
All my wrestling career I've been wondering what its all about...wondering what I am doing here and now I've found that answer, It's for me to become the best I can be, fighting match after match, giving bookend after bookend, winning title after title and tonight is gonna be another title for the Bookerman's record when I strip you Brock of the United States Championship.... Brock I've held more titles that 'yo 'eva will in 'yo pathetic career...in Dubya C Dubya alone I held 22 Championship Titles and I plan on holding even more here.

Brock, dawg...you look like one mean looking wrestler but you aint got 'tha attitude to go wit it....to put it short dawg you sound bent! you don't sound mean at all and you think people are gonna be scared of that?
Brock if I can beat you 'The so called next big thing' and don't you worry your petty little self, I will, then I can beat anybody, I 'ave respect for 'ya...theres no doubt 'yo are a good wrestler but when facing the bookerman....you wont be good enough. Hell man you destroyed the Rock at Backlash but tonight on A Dubya E's first ever Exile show LIVE at my home town HOUSTON, TEXAS I am gonna have to destroy you and then give the most electrifying move in sports entertainment...the Spin-A-Roony for all my home town fans to see! Dawg I am gonna make my home town fans proud of the Bookerman...hell I'm gonna make everyone in the world proud of 'da Bookerman, I aint just doing this for me...I am doing it for them aswell and that's why I wont fail sucka....its all about determination and that is something that the bookerman has. I am determined to knock 'yo punk as down, I am determined to pin you for the 1....2....3 and most importantly I am determined to the win the United States Championship.

Brock Its time for me to show you and the rest of the A Dubya E superstars what the Bookerman is all about. Now Can You Dig That................

Suckaaaaaaaaaa

-:: Booker T ::- Goldie c'mon man lets go get something to eat.

-:: Goldust ::- Great I'm starving, all this work has tired me out.

-:: Booker T ::- You didn't just say that.......tell me you did not just say that, every time I looked over at you, you was sitting down drinking water.

-:: Goldust ::- Yeah well this is hard work.

-:: Booker T ::- Don't you worry dawg, the Bookerman will get you into shape. Hey before we go for summit to eat I gotta take a shower.

-:: Scene ::- Goldust rubs his chest.

-:: Goldust ::- Nice, can I join you?

-:: Scene ::- Booker T pulls a worrying look at as the scene fades.

Scene 2

Time: 6:45pm
Date: 7th June, 2003
Location: Compaq Center
Status: On Camera

-:: Scene ::- First ever Exile show is not long from starting and what a show it'll be, Camera's fade up following Goldust walking through the corridors, he's rubbing the walls as he walks past. Goldust then comes across a vending machine and he sticks in a quarter for a soda but it gets stuck.
He gets frustrated and starts kicking, punching and shaking the machine it but it won't budge...AWE referee Earl Ebnor walks around the corner.

-:: Earl ::- What are you doing Goldust?

-:: Goldust ::- Damn machine wont give me my soda.

-:: Earl ::- Let me have a go at it.

-:: Scene ::- Earl walks up to the vending machine, shakes it and the soda comes out. Goldust looks confused.

-:: Goldust ::- Well...err I coulda done that its just err my arms are aching from all that weight lifting earlier, look at this for a bicep.

-:: Scene ::- Goldust flexes his bicep at Earl and Earl laughs.

-:: Goldust ::- Anyway Earl I wanted to see you to have a chat.

-:: Earl ::- Well here I am....

-:: Goldust ::- Are you refereeing Booker T and Brock's match tonight?

-:: Earl ::- Sure am.

-:: Goldust ::- Well what if Goldust was to do you a little favor and you do Goldust a favor?

-:: Earl ::- What kind of favor.

-:: Goldust ::- I want you to help the Bookerman tonight, Hey I know he's a good wrestler but he's going against the 'next big thing' Brock Lesnar. Booker deserves to win tonight but I cant see him beating Brock...so if you were to help him win and I will...

-:: Scene ::- Goldust puts a $100 note in Earl's shirt pocket.
Earl looks over Goldust's shoulder and the camera reveals Booker T!

-:: Booker T ::- What 'tha hell is going on here dawg?

-:: Goldust ::- errr.....errrr nothing, tell him Earl.

-:: Booker T ::- Don't give me 'dat shit man, I've been standing behind the corner and listened to every damn word you said.

-:: Goldust ::- It's not what it sounds like.

-:: Booker T ::- To me it sounds like 'ya think I aint gonna beat 'dat sucka Brock Lesnar, To me it sounds like you have lost faith in the bookerman. Listen dawg I was just in my locker room and I watched Brock Lesner literally assault a young Booker T fan and you think I'm down wit 'dat? Hell dawg that has just got me madder, Brock is gonna pay! and Brock is gonna pay bad!
Brock 'ya wanna go around bullying 16 year olds well how about trying to bully a real man and I don't mean Rock, Shane Douglas or ANYBODY ELSE...I'm talking about ME SUCKA, It doesn't matter if your the next big thing....an animal or any shit IM COMING AFTER YOU AND I'M TAKING WHAT I DESERVE! THE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP! I am gonna hit 'yo so hard 'yo aint gonna be able to take a piss for a week, 'Ya mess with the fans and 'ya mess with 5 Time Dubya C Dubya Champion!
'Ya know what I'm looking forward to most Brock, I'm looking forward to striping you of the United States Title and I'm looking forward to 'yo bitch Steph leaving 'yo punk ass because your a worthless pile of shit. And if 'yo bitch try's to help you tonight then Im'a have to give her the BOOKEND, dig it?
Earl I want 'ya to take 'ya ass on down to Paul Heymans office and tell him that you cannot referee the Booker T Vs Brock Lesnar match. I am gonna win this title on my own and fairly, I am going to prove to the world just why I was the FIVE TIME DUBYA C DUBYA CHAMPION.
And as for 'yo Goldie ...If you doubt 'tha 5 TIME Dubya C Dubya CHAMPION then I don't want 'yo ass coming down to 'tha ring wit me but believe me after tonight any doubts 'yo had about 'tha Bookerman will have all gone.

-:: Scene ::- Booker walks over to Earl and takes the $100 note out of his pocket.

-:: Booker T ::- I'ma keep this 'cause 'yo doubted me man.
Tonight is your night with destiny, tonight Brock, 'Yo Ass Belongs To Me! I hope your spending every second wit 'tha United States Title because after tonight 'yo aint ever gonna see it again unless I'm smashing it across 'yo skull.....Now Can You Dig That

-:: Scene ::- Brock walks away from the camera and then comes back.

-:: Booker T ::- Suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

-:: Scene ::- Booker walks off with Goldust following him, Goldust is trying to convince booker to let him at ringside as the camera's fade.

-:: Beaten ::- As Stone Cold: Shelton Benjamin (x2) As Booker T: Brock Lesnar?
-:: aWe Achievements ::- As Stone Cold: Ranked Top 3 (x1) As Booker T: None Yet
-:: AWE Role-play Number ::-	-:: People Used ::-	-:: My aWe Record ::-	-:: Match Information ::-
8	Booker T, Goldust and Earl Ebnor	W-L-D As Austin: 2-1-0 As Booker: 0-0-0	Stipulation: United States Title Match Against: Brock Lesnar (c)