Assault starts with Megadeth performing their latest single Gear Of War which is the theme song for the pay per view. The classic metal band are joined by former SIW champion Grunge on lead guitar. The Medgadeth and Grunge get a standing ovation and Grunge announces he has returned to the SIW but he’s not sure what brand he will compete on
The first match is the highly controversial triple threat match for the SIW European championship involving the champion Matt Lucifer, Ragin’ Craig accompanied by Jill and Oscar Reynolds accompanied by Jason Brown. Craig wastes no time and tackles the champion to the ground and all hell breaks loose as Oscar jumps in. Craig sends Oscar to the outside late in the match with a back body drop and then levels Lucifer with a double arm DDT and covers but the champ kicks out. Oscar jumps off the top rope and nails both his opponents with a flying body press and covers Craig but Jill jumps on the apron to break the count. This close back and forth match ends when Craig nails Oscar with the Rage Factor but from behind Matt delivers a running bulldog and throws him out of the ring falling on Jill and steals the win as he covers Reynolds to retain the championship
SIW Extreme Champion Ryan Ford picks his number and seems happy with it. Natedawg walk in and chooses his number and asks Ford to switch. Ford refuses.
Carnage general manager arrives at the Arco Aena and is greeted by the Brawl staff. Banks sarcastically says that it because of him the brand still exists. Banks starts talking shit about Titan who is standing behind him. Titan goes to wedgie him but SIW Women’s Champion Xtina stops him and saves Banks’ ass literally. Titan tells Banks he’s lucky Xtina is around and says that Brawl will embarrass Carnage in the Rumble just like last year. Banks starts laughing and comments how funny it is because last year Titan was in charge of the loosing brand
An advertisement was shown for Meltdown on February 25, 2007 featuring all the top Carnage stars live from the Wachovia Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
The Trevortron shows a satellite feed of TJD and Drako in the corporate limo live from Georgia heading towards Liana Lewis’ residence
Glenn Kirby cuts a promo before his match and says he will beat Bozzman and retire as the SIW Champion. Just like Angelica Hunt, Assault is Glenn Kirby’s last appearance in the SIW.
World Tag Team Champions C-Mac & Vince are accompanied by Heaven Lee. C-Mac asks Heaven to grab a couple of balls. Heaven gives one to each of them
The SIW championship is on the line as Bozzman and Glenn Kirby finally put an end to their feud. All month they have been at each other throats and at Assault was no different. Kirby jumps off the top rope with a leg drop but Bozz moves and locks in the Bozzinator in the middle of the ring. The A.O.A has nowhere to go and screams in pain. Kirby hangs on and gets out of the maneuver by kicking the champ in the face and then whips him to the ropes and they crash into each other with a double clothesline. Bozzman and Kirby continue to deliver a classic back and forth match, Kirby delivers a DDT and climbs the top rope but Bozz jumps up and hits the A.O.A with a superplex. Bozz goes to apply the half bozzton crab but Kirby counters and rolls up the champ and the referee counts to three but both their shoulders are on the mat. Both men think they won but referee Manny Kramer declares Kirby the official winner. Referee Andrew Yung comes out and disagrees telling Kramer that Bozz is the winner. Both referee’s argue until Titan comes out and says he has to make a decision. Titan drops a bombshell and says the title is officially vacant until further notice. Bozzman snaps after the match and hits Kirby with a belly to belly across the ring and then locks in the Bozzinator and doesn’t let go. Dozens of officials rush out but the damage is done. Kirby is taken out on a stretcher
Wrestlefest 2007 will be held live from the Tropicana Field on March 25, 2006. This sports entertainment spectacle happens only once a year and will include the superstars of Brawl and Carnage as well as the traditional hall of fame induction.
The fans go crazy as Collision Course Duane Doogan. Brandon Gateman & Michelle arrive at the Arco Arena. Doogan picks a number and shows his number to Gateman and Michelle and they all laugh. Banks walks in and tells Gateman he should pick a number also since the new Heavyweight Champion Maurice Bad will not compete in the rumble. Gateman picks a number is seems happy about it
Jack Kent interviews Angelica Hunt for the last time. Angie fight her last match at Assault in a fatal four way diva elimination match between long time rival Katie Mysfit, Envy and the SIW Women’s champion Xtina. Kent tells her on behalf of the SIW, the one and only Original Diva will be missed
The women’s title is on the line next in a highly entertaining four way elimination diva match. Envy is the first to be eliminated by pin fall after getting nailed by Xtina’s Goodie Kick. Katie and Angie surprisingly team up to take out the champ and send her flying to the outside with a double drop kick. Out of nowhere, Katie hits Angie with a DDT but instead of covering, she shows off and taunts the fans. Angie rolls her up from behind and eliminates her with an inside cradle. Katie freaks out and beats down Angie in the corner but Xtina is thrown back in the ring by Titan and delivers a corner splash squashing both divas in the corner. Titan takes off the pad off the turnbuckle and then Xtina goes to whip Angie but the Original Diva counters and sends the champion face first into the unforgiving steel. Xtina is busted wide open and Angie delivers the A-Bomb Drop. Angie covers but Xtina places her left leg on the bottom rope. The match continues until Angie misses a scissor kick and Xtina nails her with the Goodie Kick and pins her to retain . After the match, a bloody Xtina is carried backstage on Titan’s shoulder as Angie is cheered for a great effort in her last match
On July 11, 2007, the SIW will present Wednesday War on CBS. The classic event will feature members from both brands Brawl and Carnage live from the Coleman Coliseum in Tuscaloosa, Alabama.
Jill picks Ragin’ Craig’s number and Craig says not only is he going to win the Rumble, he’ going to get another chance at beating the hell out of Oscar and Matt Lucifer
Lucy Killikina is backstage and announces that her debut didn’t go as planned but she’s back to make a name for herself on Brawl and her goal is to win the SIW Women’s Championship
The Trevortron shows footage of TJD and Drako turning on Liana’s street. Drako has a black baseball bat and TJD is armed with a crowbar. They arrive at the mansion which seems quiet as they walk up the front door. TJD tells Drako to ring the bell and Drako gets electrocuted. TJD kicks the door open and starts swinging the crowbar but the house seems empty. They reach a stair case and out of nowhere Liana throws an oak bookshelf down the stairs. TJD jumps but Drako is a second too late and gets crushed. TJD and Liana exchange lefts and rights and battle until their all bloodied. TJD whips her thru the washroom door and starts kicking her in the head. TJD goes to finish her off with the crowbar but Liana tells him to stop because she’s pregnant with his child. TJD drops the crowbar and helps her out of the house to get medical attention
The last match was the Assault Rumble featuring 15 Brawl wrestlers and 15 Carnage wrestlers.
Entry Order
Matt Uzi 0:00
Vince Aprali 0:00
Duane Doogan 2:00
C-Mac 4:00
Asylum 6:00
Damien Chambers 8:00
Sonny Smith 10:00
The Renegade 12:00
Vex 14:00
Blackowt 16:00
Scott Bastion 18:00
Ragin’ Craig 20:00
Grimm Jones 22:00
Oscar Reynolds 24:00
Brandon Gateman 26:00
Dark Tiger 28:00
Matt Lucifer 30:00
Natedawg 32:00
Mysery 34:00
J.J. Rush 36:00
Ryan Ford 38:00
Chris Hall 40:00
JaeVeli 42:00
Zach Blain 44:00
Shane Ballance 46:00
Mohamed Abdul Sheik 48:00
Ace King 50:00
Gabriel Cervantes 52:00
Adrian Quake 54:00
Metalgod 56:00
Order Of Elimination
Duane Doogan e. by Matt Uzi 5:03
The Renegade e. by C-Mac 12:50
Vex e. by Damien Chambers 14:55
Asylum e. C-Mac & Matt Uzi 15:00
Blackowt e. by Damien Chambers 16:12
Vince Aprali e. by Matt Uzi 20:13
Scott Bastion e. by C-Mac 25:06
Grimm Jones e. by Sonny Smith 34:55
Oscar Reynolds e. by Damien Chambers 35:59
Dark Tiger e. by Brandon Gateman 36:31
Mysery e. by Matt Lucifer 38:17
J.J. Rush e. by Ragin’ Craig 41:33
Chris Hall e. by Natedawg 42:41
Shane Ballance e. by Damien Chambers 44:56
Mohamed e. by Ryan Ford 48:55
Ace King e. by JaeVeli 49:59
Gabriel Cervantes e. by Ryan Ford 59:02
Adrian Quake e. by Brandon Gateman 60:55
Brandon Gateman e. by Adrian Quake (Quake eliminates him before leaving) 61:10
Zach Blain e. by Matt Uzi 65:34
Metalgod e. by Ryan Ford 66:56
Matt Lucifer & Ragin’ Craig eliminate each other 67:05
Sonny Smith e. by Damien Chambers 68:05
JaeVeli e. by Natedawg 68:44
Natedawg e. by Ryan Ford 68:59
C-Mac e. by Uzi, Chambers & Ford 69:45
Uzi e. by Duane Doogan 70:59
Damien Chambers e. by Ryan Ford 72:05
Natedawg, C-Mac, Uzi, Chambers and Ford are the final five in the ring. At this point, Uzi’s been in the ring for over 68 minutes, C-Mac 64, Chamber 60 and Nate & Ford just a little over half hour. Ford eliminates Natedawg with a back body drop. Chambers, Ford and Uzi team up to eliminate the 2006 winner C-Mac and then the lights go out. When they come back on Uzi is missing and R.I.P Uzi is shown on the Trevortron. Ford throws Chambers out of the ring and gets the huge win. After celebrating, Ford receives medical attention after the match and has officially won a one way ticket to Wrestlefest
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
General Manager: Kevin “Titan” McColl
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Matt Lucifer defeated Oscar Reynolds & Ragin’ Craig to retain the SIW European Championship 17:01
Bozzman fought Glenn Kirby to a no contest - SIW Championship 22:04
Xtina defeated Envy, Katie Mysfit & Angelica hunt to retain the SIW Women’s Championship – Fatal 4 way elimination 11:52
Trevor Derickson defeated Liana Lewis in a house of pain match
Ryan Ford won the Assault Rumble 72:05
Announcing Team: Jimmy Hayden & American Bulldog
Officials: Emmanuel "Manny" Kramer, Andrew Yung and "Big" Joe Berry
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
