The Greatest Spectacle In Sports-Entertainment Wrestlefest kicks off with Katie Mysfit doing a punk version “America The Beautiful” with her band. The former SIW Diva and former Monday Night Brawl commentator joins Jimmy Hayden and Mike “The Mic” on commentary for the show. The same team did commentary during last year’s historic event where then rookie JD Xtreme was crowed new Heavyweight Champion by defeating The Living Dead and Chris Macavedi in a triple threat.
Zach Blain makes his grand SIW return as he comes out in a black limo with dollar signs on the side. One of the wealthiest athletes in the world takes on Metal-Mo who claims to be the “god of extreme” after defeating Metalgod in hardcore match. Blain has promised to give Mo a “large sum of money” should he be able to be victorious tonight. Jaffar is banned from the match after tripping Blain as he comes off the ropes. Mo complains but from behind Blain drops him with a neck breaker. Blain whips Mo in the corner and charges with flying elbow but Mo moves and Blain connects with the turnbuckles. Mo takes advantage of the situation by applying a cobra clutch and Blain fights his way out by using the top turnbuckle to flip over in an innovative pin fall. Mo kicks out just before three. Mo takes control of the match after a devastating DDT and continues to dominate until he misses a clothesline and Blain drops him with the black hole slam. Blain puts him away for the three count after delivering the Lasting Impression Shooting Star Legdrop. Blain stuffs a $100 bill in Mo’s mouth and gets a standing ovation as he leaves in his limo
Trevor Derickson and SIW Champion Liana Lewis are asked by Jack Kent what they think about everyone being banned at ringside during the main event. Trevor says Ascended Supremacy think they pulled a fast one by going to the board of directors. Liana says the truth is the best has yet to come because they also have a special surprise for challenger Jace Parker Davidson. Trevor says their son is at home watching impatiently with his nanny for his mom to beat the living hell out of Jace who had the balls to kidnap him a few weeks ago.
Xtina and Vixen Fox have been at each other’s throats ever since Vixen put Xtina’s Sister Michelle out of action permanently. With Michelle in the crowd, the newest SIW hall of fame member Xtina takes on Vixen in a last diva standing match for the SIW Lightweight championship. Vixen slaps Xtina to start the match and Xtina responds by slapping her back. Vixen strikes her with a closed fist and brings her to the canvas with a headlock take down. Xtina breaks out of the headlock and launches Vixen to the outside over the top rope. Xtina tells Kevin Frost to get in the ring and he climbs to the apron. Vixen sneaks up from behind and Xtina turns around and punches her in the jaw. Xtina chases Frost around the ring only to get laid out with a baseball slide from Vixen. Xtina is whipped over the security wall and the divas fight in the crowd. The end up at the side of the ramp where Xtina slams Vixen’s head into the ramp. Vixen is busted wide open and blood pours all over the ground. Vixen gets up at the seven count and the match continues as they battle up the entrance ramp. Xtina bodyslams Vixen on the steel ground as she climbs the side of the Trevortron. Vixen gets up and follows her up the tron. They punch each other at the top and Vixen locks her opponent and executes a crazy suplex off the side of the Trevotron and into electrical equipment. Both divas are down and hurt and the referee starts the 10 count. Frost is attacked by sWerve that knocks him out with a steel chair. sWerve picks up Vixen before 10 and makes sure she is on her feet and just like that she is declared the winner. sWerve then continues to show his deranged side as he rips off a ring off Vixen’s finger and leaves with it
On April 26, 2009, SIW presents Full Force live from the Greensboro Coliseum in Greensboro, North Carolina
SIW newest Hall of fame member Grunge is accompanied by his long time friend and fellow hall of fame member C.R. Roberts as he takes on The Living Dead in his final SIW appearance. The Living Dead strikes Grunge with an uppercut as soon as the bell rings and whips him to the outside. TLD whips Grunge into the security wall and then slams him into the steel steps. C.R. tells TLD to get the match back in the ring and TLD responds by hitting him with a knife edge chop to his throat. Grunge attaks TLD from behind and slams him head first into the steel post. Grunge slides his opponent back in the ring before the ten count and covers but can’t put him TLD away. Grunge delivers a delayed suplex and places TLD in a tree of woe. Grunge charges with a knee in the mid section. Grunge goes for the Grunganator but TLD counters into a back body drop. TLD delivers a chokeslam and covers but only gets a two count. TLD gets frustrated and delivers a falcon arrow and covers again but it’s not enough to put away the hall of famer. TLD delivers a side slam and the referee gets knocked down. C.R. is drop kicked off the apron and TLD viciously chokes Grunge in the corner. All of a sudden the crowd goes crazy as “The Greatest One” Matt Uzi appears from the crowd and surprises The Living Dead with the Uzi-Driver. Grunge quickly slides over and makes history by pinning The Living Dead in his last match. As Grunge and C.R. celebrate, everyone is confused by the Trevortron showing two dices that roll evens. A message states “You are safe”
Matt Uzi tells Jessica White that he screwed The Living Dead because he felt like it. The fans now boo Matt Uzi. He tells the fans to shut it and says it’s taken a long time admit but his two back to back Wrestlefest loses to TLD really bothered him over the years until tonight that is. Matt Uzi says The Living Dead’s facial expression was priceless because he had no idea that his past would come back to haunt him.
Lindsay Lohan, Eminem, Nick Nolte, Mary-Kate Olsen and Tom Hanks are some of the celebrities in attendance for Wrestlefest.
Longtime friends and former tag team partners that won tag team championships a record of times Natedawg and Maurice Bad battle one on one to find out who exactly was the driving force behind Affirmative Action. The last couple of weeks, Maurice has been getting under his former partner’s skin especially last Monday where Nate accuses him of costing him his match against C-Mac. Nate and Bad start the match with a test of strength and Nate throws Maurice in the corner. They lock up again but the “Wrestling Machine” weakens Nate with a triple german suplex. Maurice whips Nate to the ropes and levels him with a shoulder take down. Maurice gets the fans on their feet as he applies the Bad lock in the middle of the ring. Nate struggles in pain until he is able to flip around and kick Bad in his face. Nate levels him with a big clothesline and covers but only gets a two count. Bad is whipped in the corner and he moves away from a corner splash. Bad charges his opponent and Nate knocks him down with the S.O.S. Nate crawls over and covers with one arm but Bad kicks out right before three. Nate can’t believe it as the match continues back and forth. Nate climbs to the top rope but Maurice joins them and they exchange lefts and rights. Nate shocks everyone as he delivers the Ganstanator off the top rope. Nate covers and picks up the huge win. After the match, tension fills the ring as they get into a stare down but Bad offers a handshake which Natedawg accepts
Queen Heaven Lee tells SIW North American Chris Macavedi that Titan really not that bad and he is just trying to make the shows entertaining. C-Mac says he doesn’t trust him at all but tonight is not about Titan. It’s about beating the crap out of Ragin’ Craig and getting him out of his life once and for all. C-Mac tells Craig that he doesn’t stand a chance in the Clockwork Orange House of Fun Match. This dangerous match is a roofed cage with weapons chained to the walls. The only way to win is by pin fall or submission.
A video promo hyping the money in the bank ladder match is played on the Trevortron. Who will reach the briefcase, the deranged sWerve, SIW’s resident vampire Marquis Laveaux, newest SIW King and current world tag team champion Sonny Smith, the giant Dark Tiger, or one of the returning and extremely popular Revolution members R.C. Aries and JD Extreme?
Wrestlefest History:
March 26, 2006 – Georgia Dome Atlanta, Georgia
Chris Macavedi pinned Armani Stylez to retain the SIW Championship
The fans are pumped for the next clockwork house of horror match involving Ragin’ Craig and SIW North American champion Chris Macavedi. The sadistic roofed cage is lowered and weapons are clearly visible and attached to the walls of the cage. Craig attacks C-Mac from behind and slams his head into a barbed wire 2 x 4 busting his forehead open early in the match. Craig unclips the 2 x 4 and swings at C-Mac’s head but the champion moves and Craig hits the cage. C-Mac kicks him in the groin and clotheslines him to the canvas. C-Mac whips Craig several times into the sides of the cage and busts him wide open as Craig connects with shovel to his face. The shovel falls off the side of the cage and C-Mac whacks his back with it. C-Mac covers but Craig kicks out at two. C-Mac delivers an Italian leg sweep and then climbs the cage only to miss a big elbow drop. Craig pulls off a sledge hammer from the wall and waits for C-Mac to get up. As the champion gets up Craig takes a swing but C-Mac moves and Craig nails the cage causing damage to the infrastructure. The fans start a “holy shit” chant as C-Mac hits Craig with a Gore through the wall as the side of the cage collapses. C-Mac slides Craig back in the ring and covers for the huge win to retain the championship
sWerve cuts a promo with Jack Kent and says he will be wearing Vixen’s ring in the money in the bank ladder match for good luck. sWerve tells Kent and the fans that Vixen’s will be all his in due time and laughs sadistically as camera’s cut to ringside
The money in the bank ladder match is next and R.C. clears the ring by doing a helicopter with a ladder around his neck. R.C. even knocks down his own tag team partner JD. Everyone knows it is every man for himself in this match. R.C. sets up the ladder and looks to get an easy victory over the five other superstars but Marquis is right behind and drops him with a bulldog off the ladder. sWerve brings in another ladder and levels Sonny with a shot to his head. sWerve spins around and hits Dark Tiger knocking him out of the ring. sWerve starts climbing the ladder and out of nowhere JD Extreme levels him with a drop kick off the top rope. sWerve falls and lands ribs first on top of the ladder. Marquis and R.C. battle on the outside and R.C. hits him with the Aries Rush. Dark Tiger almost reaches the briefcase but JD jumps off another ladder and spears him to the canvas. R.C. sets up a ladder and starts climbing but as he reaches the top Marquis tips the ladder over and R.C. falls to the outside and the crowd starts a “holy shit” chant. sWerve clips Laveaux’s knee from behind and is all smiles as he’s going to take the briefcase but out of nowhere Kevin Frost runs out and throws the ring bell at his head and knocks him out cold and he falls to the canvas. Marquis Laveaux whips JD out of the ring and climbs the ladder to reach the briefcase and picks up the huge win. After the match, we see two dices again on the Trevortron. This time they roll odds and a message says "wrong move" Ryan Rizla who is known to take huge career chances attacks Marquis Laveaux and knocks him out with his new briefcase. Everything happened so quick Marquis doesn't even know what hit him.
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Jace Parker Davidson finds out that Trevor’s surprise is that the main event for Wrestlefest has been modified to a handicap match for the SIW Cahmpionship. It will be Jace Parker Davidson taking SIW Champion Liana Lewis and none other than Trevor Derickson. Jace is reminded that everyone is banned from ringside as Liana attacks him from behind. Trevor gets some cheap shots in and covers the challenger but only gets a one count. Jace blinds Trevor with an eye gouge and strikes Liana with a hard right and knocks her down. Jace goes off the ropes and hits Trevor with a flying clothesline. Liana delivers the Liana-canrana and covers only to get a two count. Trevor takes off the padding from the top turnbuckle and Liana whips Jace into the exposed steel. Liana holds Jace from behind and lets Trevor nail him with lefts and rights but Jace moves his head and Trevor punches Liana in the face. Trevor checks on Liana but from behind Jace drop kicks the CEO and launches him to the outside over the top rope. The match becomes a war between Jace and Liana. They battle back and forth until Liana surprises the challenger by rolling him up in a little package. Jace reverses but Liana reverses back to get a two count. Jace kicks, Liana kicks, Jace kicks back harder. Liana kicks again but Jace catches her leg and gets leveled with an enziguri. Liana climbs to the top rope for a high risk maneuver but Jace gets up a shakes the ropes. Liana falls on the turnbuckles and Jace delivers a superplex. Trevor is getting back to his feet but out of nowhere Jace delivers a suicide dive through the ropes to knock him right back down. Liana drops Jace with a Tilt-a-Whirl Swinging DDT on the entrance ramp and drags him back in the ring. Liana gets frustrated as Jace kicks out right before three. Liana leaps off the top rope but out of nowhere Jace amazingly counters into a lung blower and pin her to win the SIW Championship
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
PRE-SHOW
Announcing Team: Mike “The Mic”, Katie Mysfit & Jimmy Hayden, Carlos Perez and Pedro Alvarez (Spanish)
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Zach Blain pinned Metal-Mo 14:11
Vixen Foxx defeated Xtina in a Last Diva Standing match to retain the SIW Lightweight Championship 16:44
Grunge pinned The Living Dead 17:44
Natedawg pinned Maurice Bad 16:44
Chris Macavedi defeated Ragin’ Craig in a clockwork house of horror match 18:44
Marquis Laveaux won the Money In The Bank Ladder Match 26:44
Jace Parker Davidson defeated Liana Lewis & Trevor Derickson in a handicap match to win the SIW Championship 14:44
2009 Hall Of Fame Inductions
Damage Inc. (Grunge & C.R. Roberts) inducted by Matt Uzi
Xtina inducted by Katie Mysfit
Greg Banks inducted by Titan
Officials: Sam Carter, Greg Banks, Chris Robertson & John Renfrew
Writers: Trevor Derickson, Kevin “Titan” McColl
