January 6, 2005
London Arena
Capacity: 10 000/10 000
London, England
Rating 8.6
For the second time in history, the SIW was
overseas in the U.K as the show started with Polar on the
phone talking to the same two superstars that Titan did
on Monday. Polar was happy to get them to return on
Carnage instead of Brawl. He also announced that the CEO
gave him and Titan each a match to book at Assault. VeX
then walked in his office and demanded a match with
Primetime at Assault. Polar agreed to VeX's stipulations
and booked them in a Hell In A Cell. Ever since Primetime
pissed on his father's grave he's wanted to get his hands
on the former Tag champ with no interference.
The SIW Women's championship was up for grabs in the first match as Olivia took on Liana Lewis in singles competition. Great opening match as Liana came close to wining the championship after hitting Olivia with Tilt-a-Whirl Swinging DDT but Olivia kicked out of a pin fall. The match ended when Olivia surprised her and got the decision with the Tumble Of Life victory roll.
SIW’s official nurse Jenny Kox got the whole crowd to sing happy birthday to Titan and then the GM of Brawl and Angelica Hunt appeared on the TrevorTron via satellite. They were partying at Planet Hollywood at 45th & Broadway in Times Square. Titan thanked everyone that sent him presents and promised London that he would bring back MNB to the U.K in 2005. Titan and Angelica were sharing a table with Demi Moore, Sly Stallone, Harrison Ford, Whoopi Goldberg and Dolly Parton for his NYC birthday bash.
Grunge and his lovely girlfriend Chastity arrived at the arena. Grunge looked rather upset at the moment and whispered something to Chastity before disappearing into his locker room. Chastity in the mean time seemed to shrug as she walked down the hall sucking a red lolli pop. However just as she passed an unmarked door, the door itself opened up to reveal a rather mischievious Egyptian Goddess with a white cloth in hand. Quickly she ran up behind Chastity and grappled her from behind while holding the cloth ove her nose and mouth. Chastity began to fight but suddenly fell limp allowing Anck Su Namun to drag her off warning Grunge that he will not be seeing his love any time soon.
Glenn Kirby was backstage complaining to Polar that his team was short a member since Cross suffered an MCL injury the night before in Newcastle. Polar told him to find a suitable replacement before th end of the night if not to accept the handicap match.
Terror Soule snuck into Rikki Cook's locker room and made sure nobody saw him. He noticed a hot cup of fine British tea. He pulled out a bottle of Metamucil and poured half of it in Rikki's tea. Terror quietly left the room and went back to join his new buddies in I-9. Couple of seconds later, Cook walked in and drank his tea.
Ian Bishop took on Seabass in a Falls Count Anywhere match continuing his hardcore training. The fought in the ladies wash room as H-Bomb was changing. Seabass broke a ceramic hand dryer with Bishop's head and then sent him crashing into a stall and kicked him down. Seabass failed to get a pin fall. Senior referee Sam Carter followed them to the parking lot and the match ended when Bishop nailed Seabass with the Halifax Xplosion and pinned him. As Bishop got up, Russel from behind hit him with the "Inventor Of the Piledriver" title knocking him to the ground. Russel then drove a fork lift and drop the forks on Ian's chest leaving him stuck there.
A preview a Monday Night Brawl was shown as Hayden and Dunns hyped up the return of Davyd North as he takes on The Z-Man. Also on the card, Titan booked Ringo, Primetime and Enigma in a match for the SIW North American championship. Glenn Kirby also has to put his differences aside with Rico to successfully defend their SIW Tag Team championships against Bad Breed in a TLC match.
After a commercial break, VeX took on "The Disco Duck" Jimmy Cefalo. VeX proved to be more aggressive than ever and didn't give Cefalo much of a chance. VeX pretended Cefalo was Ryan Johnson and annihilated him. VeX finished him off with The Cradle Of Death. VeX called out Ryan and was then confronted by Ringo, Rico and Ryan. The circled around him in the ring but then Kirby and Bad Breed rushed to ringside and chased Rated X away. Kirby and Bad Breed offered VeX a handshake but he walked away and decided to chase after Rated X.
Matt Uzi called Polar from Hollywood, he told him it was really unfortunate but he couldn’t male it to London. He said he was really busy filming his new movie Blackout 2© and he'd be back to work at Assault. He told Polar to apologize to Rated X that he couldn't fulfill his duties as their mystery partner.
History was made on Carnage as Anck Su Namun became the first ever woman to compete for the hardcore championship. Grunge whipped Anck into the commentary table and then hit her in the nose with an elbow drawing blood. Grunge went to hit Anck with the Grunganator but she countered it into a back body drop breaking the Spanish table in half. She tried to pin him but he managed to kicked out. Grunge eventually nailed Anck with the Grunganator and went for the pin to try and win the match. Before the referee could get the count, all hell broke lose as Grunge's former friends Jax and Drako shocked the world and appeared from the crowd. Jax hit him with the Damage Control and Drako then executed the Last In Line. Drako then put Anck over Grunge as she became the first ever woman to hold the SIW Hardcore championship.
The SIW European champion "Red Hot" Rikki Cook came to the ring and told the London crowd as their European champion the night wouldn't be the same without a "Red Hot" appearance. He was interrupted by the new SIW lightweight champion Terror Soule. Rikki congratulated Terror on winning the Lightweight championship but then he had to quickly head towards to the washrooms with a bad case of diarrhea.
I-9 were watching their new I-9 member on a monitor even Mo Money and Shaun Rhodes were there as well laughing their ass off. They are making their comeback this Saturday in Montana. As I-9 kept partying, Christina York caught up with Mike Valens. He said he was leaving since he didn't have a match. He left VeX with a warning for next Monday as they fight in a servant match. Titan booked Valens and VeX in this match after they got into a personal altercation backstage earlier in the week.
Rated X came to the ring and introduced their mystery partner. It was none other than Bernardo Williams. As Bernardo walked down the entrance ramp, Phillip and Brandon came up from behind with chains wrapped around their fists and both nailed him in the back of the head busting him wide open. As Rated X looked on, from behind, the London crowd cheered the A.O.A as he leveled all three of them with a steel chair. Bad Breed and Kirby evened out the match by taking out Bernardo. The match officially got under way but didn't last long as Bad Breed were disqualified for using a baseball bat to Ringo's head and Rico ribs. Primetime saved himself by blinding Bad Breed with a can a mace. Kirby went for a Thug Bug got sprayed as well. Primetime celebrated in the ring but got a very unpleasant surprise. VeX ran out with a sledgehammer but Primetime left running through the crowd.
At the end of the show, the British crowd were entertained by some footage on the TrevorTron. Enigma was on the set of Blackout 2© at Universal Studios. Enigma searched around and found a trailer that said “Matt Uzi”. He entered it and hid behind a counter were water was boiling on a stove top. Uzi took a break and decided to go back to his trailer to make a coffee. As Uzi came near the counter, Enigma gave him the surprise of his life when he jumped up and smashed the kettle in Uzi face giving him second degree burns. Enigma kicked him down a little more and then quickly left the scene as Carnage came to an end.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
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Carnage!
Olivia pinned Liana Lewis to retain the SIW Women's
championship
Ian Bishop defeated Seabass in a Fall Count Anywhere
Match
VeX pinned "The Disco Duck" Jimmy Cefalo
Anck Su Namun pinned Grunge to win the SIW Hardcore
Championship
Rico, Ringo, Ryan and Bernardo defeated Glenn Kirby, VeX
and Bad Breed by DQ
Writer: TJD,
