The Pit
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Carnage started with footage from the locker room via the Trevortron. Titan was giving his wrestlers and especially his fifteen Assault Rumble participants a “motivational speech” and said that they better not embarrass him at the pay per view. He said those that are eliminated during the match will suffer tremendous consequences. After the speech he told them to go out tonight and give the best show that they can. Titan said this is Carnage and unlike his competitor, he has full control of the brand and he certainly doesn’t get beat up by divas (referring to Liana’s assault on Banks last Monday)
The first match of the night was a four way falls count anywhere diva match between Angelica, Envy, Heaven and Fire Fox. Dark Tiger’s (who was absent) Fire Fox dominated most of the match and was impressive when she body pressed Envy into the crowd and executed a devastating DDT to Heaven on he entrance ramp. This brutal match between these lovely divas ended when Angelica snuck up behind Fire Fox in the interview studio and pinned her with a small package.
Christina York caught up with Matt Uzi’s new manager Jaffar and asked him about the future of his clients wrestling career. Jaffar said that the “Greatest One” is currently recovering from Angel’s attempted murder and is writing a book about his life and career. Jaffar announced that next Wednesday, the wrestling icon will be gracing us with an exclusive interview. Jaffar claims that Uzi has a lot to say about the current state of the SIW and will do it on Larry King live on CNN.
Last week the SIW Lightweight Champion David O’Connor assaulted the former tag and extreme champ Ghost and this week they had their first meeting in the ring. O’Connor had his work cut out for him and found out the hard way that Ghost wasn’t a push over. After a nice northern lights suplex, Ghost climbed the turnbuckle and delivered a missile drop kick. O’Connor grew frustrated at the turnovers and went to grab a folded steel chair. As he went to swing Rick grabbed it from behind and then leveled the champ across his head. Referee Frank Wellington ruled the match a DQ in O’Connor’s favor.
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Titan confronted Ian Bishop & Brandon Gateman backstage. The fans booed them and were very vocal about the racial remarks they made towards Sylk Walker earlier in the week. He said that next week on Brawl, a Carnage superstar is suppose to join their rival brand and he wants to make sure that they are there as well to beat him up so bad that he won’t be able to compete at the pay per view. Titan also announced that if they could defeat A.P.B in the main event, they would be granted an SIW Tag Team title shot next week on Carnage. Gateman and Bishop looked at each other and said they had a fool proof plan for the main event. Tony Viction then got in the picture and promised Titan that he to would be at Brawl to make sure the traitor gets what he deserves.
Armani Stylez put his SIW North American Championship on the line against the former champion Bozzman. Apparently Bozzman had suffered a torn back muscle during training and wasn’t cleared to compete by the SIW medical staff. Stylez said that he hates false advertisement and promised to deliver the Styles vs. Bozzman rematch. Armani then called out Bozzman but it was non other than Johnny Jobber that came out dressed like Bozzman. Styles went on his stomach and demanded that he put on the Bozzinator ankle lock. Jobber locked it in but Armani felt nothing. While locked in the maneuver, Styles yawned and then pulled out a set of cards and started playing a game of crazy 8’s with the ref. Stylez then kicked his opponent off and nailed him with his new finisher the Name Dropper which left the amateur motionless in the middle of the ring. Armani Stylez then pinned him with one foot on his chest. Styles told Bozzman when he grows a set of balls he’ll gladly kick his ass again like he always does.
Referee Wayne Cashmere was chatting with some staff members before the next match when all of a sudden Bishop punches him in the mouth and both Bishop and Gateman kick the shit out of him on the ground. Gateman rammed his head several times into the cement wall and Bishop finished him off with a suplex on a steel crate. Bishop told Gateman that the match against A.P.B was as good as theirs after they complete plan B.
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After a commercial break, paramedics were taking out Wayne Cashmere on a stretcher but Bishop and Gateman weren’t finished. After they noticed Sylk going to the washroom the followed him and after a brutal assault, they duck taped him into a stall. He couldn’t call for help either because they also taped his mouth shut.
The next match was a ladder match for the money in the bank briefcase between the current holder James Airington and former UWWE leader Duane Doogan. Both these athletes delivered an extraordinary performance. Some nice bumps in the match, James kicked the ladder Doogan was climbing which resulted in Doogan to fall face first on a turnbuckle. Late in the match, Doogan set up the ladder on the commentary table and sent Airington over the top rope face first into the ladder with a slingshot. Doogan won the match by retrieving the briefcase which was suspended from the rafters. The worse was yet to come though. Moments later, Armani Styles rushed out and leveled Doogan with another briefcase knocking him out cold. Armani helped up a bloody James and announced that Duane Doogan won the wrong briefcase. Stylez gave James the real one and then opened the other which had two t-shirts and two bottles of champagne. James poured the champagne over himself and then announced that he and Armani Stylez were now the first two SIW members of Alcoholics Anonymous, anonymously spreading alcohol throughout SIW. Armani drank his champagne and smashed the bottle over Doogans head while James held him from behind. The two of them celebrated in the ring as the show cut to a commercial.
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Before the main event, the SIW Heavyweight Champion Angel and SIW Tag Team Champion Klubber were looking everywhere backstage for Sylk. They asked several staff members if they saw him but no one had any info. Some road agents claimed that Bishop and Gateman had something to do with it. Both Angel and The Fugitive were refused by Titan to replace Sylk in the match. They continued searching but didn’t have much time because they received their cue to make their entrance for the match.
Bishop and Gateman double teamed Klubber in the ring while Titan kept a close eye on Angel who stood at the other side of the ring. Klubber countered a side slam into a shoulder breaker and then whipped Gateman out of the ring. Klubber then suplexed Bishop in the ring and sent him to the outside as well with a flying knee. Gateman and Bishop eventually came back in the ring and double teamed Klubber again and in the same time senior referee Sam Carter got knocked down. Angel decided to put in his two cents and helped Klubber. Angel nailed Gateman with the Atonement Spear and then whipped Bishop to the ropes and hit him with an atomic drop followed by a devastating closeline. As Angel turned around, Titan grabbed him and chokeslammed him in the middle of the ring. Fugitive also decided to run out and help but was immediately hit with a Big Boot from Titan. Bishop went for a cover but no official was available until Jaffar rushed out in a stripped shirt and counted a lightning quick pin fall and awarded the match to Bishop and Gateman as the show went off the air.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
General Manager: Kevin "Titan" McColl
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Angelica Hunt defeated Envy, Heaven Lee & Fire Fox in a Falls Count Anywhere Diva Match 7:01
“Street Kid” David O’Connor vs. The Ghost w/Rick Theodore to retain the SIW Lightweight Championship 8:41
Armani Stylez pinned Johnny "Bozzman" Jobber to retain the SIW North American Championship 3:12
Duane Doogan defeated James Airington in a ladder match to win a False Money In The Bank breifcase 12:55
"Indestructible" Ian Bishop & Brandon Gateman w/Titan defeated Klubber w/Angel in a non Title match 12:02
Announcing Team: Mike "The Mic" and Travis Dunns
Officials: Sam Carter, Wayne Casmere, Frank Wellington
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
