Air Canada Center
Toronto, Ontario
Carnage was live in the great country of Canada for this edition and the fans were rabid for some SIW action. The program started with GM Titan coming out on the entrance ramp. Titan addressed what happened last Monday when Viction joined C-Mac on Brawl and turned his back on the brand that made him the superstar he is today. Titan said Viction was just a weak link anyway and with Viction leaving that gave him an opportunity to improve Carnage. Titan then announced that none other than former SIW Heavyweight champion Gavin Payne will be taking Viction’s place on Team Carnage at the pay per view. Titan then called out Payne and the rest of the Carnage team and go cheap pop from the crowd when he handed out Toronto Maple Leaf jerseys to his team and said just like the Maple Leafs, they were a team that will work together and they will dominate, just like they did at Road To Glory. Titan said that after he expects a raise for saving the Assault pay per view. He said without Carnage, the pay per view would suck.
The first match got underway and it was an intergender tag team match between SIW Extreme Champion Metalgod and Heaven Lee as they took on Dark Tiger and Fire Fox. Fire Fox did a number on Heaven after delivering a powerbomb outside of the ring but Metalgod overcame Dark Tiger’s size once again and won the match for his team by pin fall after smashing Tiger across the face with a folded steel chair behind the referee’s back. The fans started chanting for flaming tables but Fire Fox pulled Dark Tiger out of the ring just in time and both fled backstage.
Christina York caught up with Alcoholics Anonymous who were taking off their Leafs jerseys and threw it in the garbage which enraged the fans. York asked why they did that and Stylez said because he found out that the fans chose to see him defend his title against Duane Doogan in skating rink match and he sure as hell wasn’t going to go on the ice wearing a Leafs jersey. Styles then pulled out a Calgary Flames jersey and Airington wore a Montreal Canadiens jersey which didn’t make them the two most popular wrestlers in the building. As Armani and James brought up their match against Viction and C-Mac on Brawl, fellow Canadian Ian Bishop then appeared taking off his Leafs jersey as well and told the fans to shut up and to show respect to Canadian wrestlers like Stylez and himself. Bishop said a place like Toronto makes him feel ashamed to be Canadian. This didn’t help Bishop’s popularity who recently received some heat for some racial comments made to African American wrestlers Sylk Walker and Liana Lewis. It is rumored that Rebook has pulled out of all endorsement deals with Bishop after the incident. This all came at a bad time especially since Carnage is going under review for a new contract with TNT in February.
Last week the SIW Lightweight Champion David O’Connor managed to retain his title against The Ghost but this week he took on Ghost’s partner and former SIW Tag Team Champion Rick Theodore. The match was quite entertaining and fast paced. O’Connor kept on the offence most of the match but Theodore turned the tables after he countered a hip toss into an inverted DDT and shocked everyone after delivering a swanton bomb and pinning the champ to get the upset win for the SIW Lightweight championship. Ghost and Rick celebrated in the ring until O’Connor grabbed a mic and told him that he got lucky because the referee is blind and didn’t see that his shoulders were up. (which is a lie) O’Connor then asked for a rematch next week and Theodore accepted only under one condition, Ghost added if he loses, he won’t get another shot as long as Rick has the belt.
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Playboy playmate and former SIW superstar Michelle made a special appearance in her hometown and showed support to her sister the SIW Women’s Champion Xtina who is the hometown favorite and the fans started chanting for her. Michelle reminded everyone that after the PPV, Xtina will hold the record for longest women’s champ of all time. Michelle was then interrupted by Jaffar who was rude to her and said that nobody cares about her naked ass and her stupid anorexic sister. Jaffar said where he comes from women don’t have the freedom to have sex with different men every night. Michelle went to slap him but Jaffar locked her in a cobra clutch. Road agents had to come out and pull him off.
Titan was talking to his security team and told them to watch for Brawl intruders because they might want to retaliate after Carnage invaded their show earlier in the week. Carnage nurse Jenny Kox then tapped him on his shoulder and asked if the rumors of her getting fired were true. Titan said that he would never discriminate a transvestite and her or his job was more secure than ever. Jenny then asked for a hug and Titan hesitated and started walking backwards. After a little begging, Titan gave in and hugged him/her and all of a sudden the SIW Tag Team Champions A.P.B appeared and took pictures with their digital camera. Walker said they were adding it to their collection of sick Titan images.
Mike "The Mic" and Travis Dunns announced that next week on the show, "The Sexy Slayer" Envy will be making her return on the premiere of Jaffar's Cave which will be a first on the Carnage brand. Judging on what happened on past shows, we expect this to be a memorable moment.
Footage from Nathan Philips Square was shown on the Trevortron which is about half a mile away from the Air Canada Center were the SIW North American champion Armani Stylez was set to take on the challenger Duane Doogan in a skating rink match. It was freezing outside but they battled none the less on the open ice. Doogan still wearing his Leafs jersey whipped Stylez into the boards and then body slammed Stylez on the ice. He went for a cover but the champ kicked out at two. Stylez pulled doogan's jersey over his head and then started assaulting him with a hockey stick. Doogan’s forehead was busted wide open as Stylez went for a cover but Doogan kicked out. Doogan’s blood was all over the ice but he continued to battle. Doogan hit him with a side slam and the found a bucket of hockey pucks which he threw at Stylez and nailed him in his head and face successfully several times. As the match continued, cameras showed James Airington stealing a zamboni and used it to drive down Bay Street to where the match was taking place. Doogan walked towards Stylez but out of nowhere, Airington breaks through the boards and hits Doogan with the zamboni. Styles who was clearly hurt managed to put on arm over Doogan to get a pin fall and retained his championship. Both men received medical attention after the match.
Breakdown will be live in Southaven, Mississippi. Don’t miss the main event this Saturday night as “Incredible” Ian Bishop & Brandon Gateman with Titan take on the SIW Heavyweight Champion Angel & former SIW Lightweight Champion The Fugitive accompanied by the SIW Tag Team Champions A.P.B in tag team action. Also on the line will be the SIW Extreme Championship when Metalgod steps into the ring with Dark Tiger for another classic confrontation.
After a commercial break, Christina York interviewed disgruntled referee Wayne Cashmere. He said that if Titan, Bishop and Gateman don’t apologize for the way they’ve been treating him then he will leave the SIW and go back to selling software. Titan walked by and told him if he had anything to say then he should say it to his face. Wayne told him he wanted an apology and Titan said over his dead body will he ever apologize to a lowly referee. Titan then smacked him across his head and told him he won’t stand for his insubordinate behavior. Titan then ordered him to make sure A.P.B lose the tag team titles in the main event.
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The SIW Tag Team champions came out for their match accompanied by the SIW Heavyweight Champion Angel. They wanted to show a sneak peak of sick Titan images that they were sending to the national enquire. Before they could air anything, Bishop & Gateman rushed to the ring and the match got under way. Titan eventually made his way to the ring to be in his team’s corner while Cashmere officiated the match. Bishop was warned on many occasions to break holds after Sylk reached to ropes and even threatened to disqualify him. Klubber picked up Gateman and body pressed him out of the ring. Cashmere started counting fast and Titan was getting furious. Titan and Bishop started to beat on Sylk as Klubber continued the match in the ring with Gateman. Angel got involved and nailed Bishop with the Atonement Spear and then hit Titan in the back of his knee with a kick and Titan fell like a ton of bricks. Back in the ring, Gateman locked Klubber in an inside cradle but Cashmere rolled them over in Klubber’s favor and counted a fast cover and awarded the match to A.P.B. After the match, Cashmere started walking up the ramp and was soon forced to jump off the side because out of nowhere Team Brawl rushed down the entrance and invaded the ring. C-Mac nailed Bishop with the Kiss Of Death Dominator while Viction delivered a back body drop out of the ring to Gateman. Orka, Craig, Blain and Nash all jumped Titan and soon after the World Tag Team champions Natedawg & Harkie jumped in also. When all the other Carnage members rushed to the ring and watching Soren and Damage Inc do a number on A.P.B and NuTz, Angel decided he wouldn’t let his brand down and joined the big fight. With over thirty competitors in the ring, the ropes became loose due to the ring collapsing on one side as Carnage went off the air.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
General Manager: Kevin "Titan" McColl
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Metalgod & Heaven Lee fought Dark Tiger & Fire Fox to a Double DQ 7:11
Rick Theodore w/The Ghost pinned “Street Kid” David O’Connor to win the SIW Lightweight Championship 8:29
Armani Stylez defeated Duane Doogan in a Ice Rink Match to retain the SIW North American Championship 6:01
A.P.B w/Angel defeated "Indestructible" Ian Bishop & Brandon Gateman w/Titan to retain the SIW Tag Team Championship 13:34
Announcing Team: Mike "The Mic" and Travis Dunns
Officials: Sam Carter, Wayne Casmere, Frank Wellington
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
