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Boston, Massachusetts
Carnage was taped on Wednesday due to a Devils-Bruins game on the ninth. Titan came out wearing a New York Yankees jersey and then showed footage from last year when he chokeslammed former Red Sox GM Terry Francona. Titan then pointed out with Theo Epstein’s resignation, the team won’t win the championship for another eighty six years. As Titan continued to insult the fans, he was interrupted by Alpha & Omega. A.P.B told him to shut up and get the show going. Titan then got an idea; he said at Meltdown he was going to have a tag team match in the main event. It’s going to be the SIW Heavyweight Champion Brandon Gateman and “The Indestructible” Ian Bishop against Angel. The catch is, his partner can’t be anybody from Alpha & Omega and Matt Uzi will be the guest referee. Titan gave Angel a week to find a suitable partner.
”Powerhouse” Tim Smith returned to action in a match against Dark Tiger who confronted him last week and told him his no longer a “Powerhouse” in the SIW. Fire Fox was ejected early in the match after nailing Smith with an elbow to his face. Dark Tiger missed a big boot and then Smith clipped his knee coming off the ropes. The match ended when Smith dodged a corner spear and Tiger hit his shoulder on the post. Smith rolled him up in a small package and pinned him to get the big win in his return.
Jaffar was helping Angelica get ready for her match and told her how beautiful she looked in a burqa.
Road To Wrestlefest promos were aired. Wrestfest 2006 will be held live from the Georgia Dome on March 19, 2006. This sports entertainment spectacle happens only once a year and will include the superstars of Brawl and Carnage as well as the traditional hall of fame induction. Call your local cable provider for availability.
The O’Connor Brothers, Chris O’Connor and SIW Lightweight champion David O’Connor made their tag team debut against former SIW Tag Team champions Less Than Perfect. This great back and forth tag team confrontation ended while Dave battled with Ghost on the outside and Chris pinned Theodore after delivering the Coma Effect
NuTz cut a promo with Christina York. He said he known Metalgod for a long time and he’s a hardcore competitor. NuTz reminded everyone about six months ago, it was Metalgod who defeated him for the SIW Extreme title. NuTz said that it was time to get back what he should of never lost. NuTz was all of a sudden confronted by the #1 contender for the SIW European Championship on Brawl. NuTz and Soren got into a stare down which showed shades of the Assault Rumble. Soren told him to relax because he wasn’t on Carnage to fight. Soren said he wanted a fight at Wrestlefest against the SIW veteran. Soren suggested since they were both in the Assault Rumble longer than anyone else, they should find out who really has the most endurance in a 60 Minute Iron Man match. NuTz shook his hand and accepted the challenge.
Travis Dunns had the honors to introduce Alcoholics Anonymous for the #1 Tag Team Contenders party. Fans heard R-Kelly singing which turned out to be SIW North American Champion Armani Stylez and then Clay Aiken sings and of course it’s non other than James Airington. They were accompanied by their midget Big Jimmy Hagen who was serving drinks at a mini bar set up in the ring. Stylez said they were celebrating Alcoholics Anonymous and their successful title shot win against not one, but two teams last Thursday on Carnage and said he and James were absolute beauties. Airington then taunted the crowd and guaranteed that the A.A. will be SIW Tag Team Champions at Meltdown and called for fireworks. As the fireworks went off, Viction and C-Mac from Brawl along with Alora Wright appeared from the crowd and beat down the A.A. James Airington battled Tony Viction as C-Mac pummeled Armani Stylez numerous times with a chair. Armani was busted open. C-Mac went to nail him one more time but Alora stopped him telling him that's enough. C-Mac and Alora argued as Titan got security to escort all three of them out of the building.
The next match was a first ever Burqa match between Angelica Hunt with Jaffar and Envy who was accompanied by Duane Doogan and Michelle. In order to win this match you must pin or make your opponent tap out while wearing a Burqa. As Michelle adjusted Envy’s Burqa, Angie attacked her from behind before the bell rang. As the match progressed, Doogan and Michelle looked on and out came the SIW Heavyweight champion Brandon Gateman who appeared to be jealous. He grabbed Michelle by her arm and forced her backstage. Doogan tried to get involved but Gateman told him to mind his own business. Meanwhile in the ring, the referee is distracted by Jaffar who ordered Angie to take off her Burqa and choke Envy. Doogan pulled Jaffar out of the ring and nailed him with the DooganDT while the referee disqualified Angie for taking off her Burqa.
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After a commercial break, Metalgod and NuTz battled for the SIW Extreme Championship in a brutal confrontation. They took the match all the way backstage and into Titan office. Metalgod bodyslammed NuTz through Titan’s desk and went for a cover but NuTz managed to lift a shoulder and stay in the match. Titan grabbed both of them and threw them out of his office. The match ended when NuTz delivered the NuTz N’ BoLtZ on the concrete floor. NuTz was in criticle condition but he managed to get a pin fall and win the Extreme title for a second time in his career.
Ian Bishop cut a promo with Christina York. She asked if he was proud of himself for smashing a mirror in Natdawg’s face on Brawl. Bishop told her to wipe the smirk off her face before he slaps it off. Bishop said that Natedawg got what he deserved for sticking his nose in his business. Bishop said it’s his right to criticize any race that he wants because we live in a free country. Bishop then claimed that Natedawg and his kind don’t have the ability to beat “The Indestructible” Ian Bishop one on one that’s why they ganged up on him during his match against Walker. Bishop said you can compare them to animals and blames Walker, Nate and Liana for losing 30% vision in one eye. Bishop said that all three of them had one thing in common and it was sickening.
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In the main event, Alpha & Omega took on Matt Uzi, Knux and the current SIW Heavyweight Champion Brandon Gateman. Bishop decided to take on commentary with Mike and Travis. Walker and Knux started the match but it didn’t take long for the ring to fill. Uzi pounded away at Angel in the corner while Klubber and Gateman battled on the outside. Senior referee Sam Carter got the match under control but was soon knocked down when Gateman whipped Klubber across the ring with a slingshot. Walker nailed Knux with a flying shoulder block which knocked him out of the ring but from behind Uzi nailed him with a low blow. Knux got back in the ring and joined Gateman who was getting beaten down by Klubber and Angel. Uzi grabbed a chair and aimed at Angel’s head but he moved out of the way and Uzi smashed the folded steel chair over Knux’s head. Angel knocked Uzi out of the ring with the Atonement Spear but from behind Gateman clotheslines him out of the ring. Walker then dropped the champion with a running powerslam while Klubber climed the top rope for an elbow drop. Bishop got up from his chair and pushed Klubber off the top tunbuckle but Klubber drop the elbow anyway and pinned Knux. Gateman and Bishop assaulted A.P.B after the match and seconds later all seven men were in the ring in an all out war. Uzi, Bishop, Knux and Gateman overpowered Alpha & Omega until Duane Doogan rushed out and evened the odds. Road agents and dozens of security officials poured in the ring as Carnage went off the air.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
General Manager: Kevin "Titan" McColl
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“Powerhouse” Tim Smith pinned Dark Tiger 8:01
The O’Connor Brothers defeated Less Than Perfect 8:09
Envy defeated Angelica Hunt in a Burqa Match 6:11
NuTz pinned Metalgod to win the SIW Extreme Championship 10:41
Alpha & Omega defeated Knux, Gateman & Uzi 11:54
Announcing Team: Mike "The Mic" and Travis Dunns
Officials: Sam Carter, Wayne Casmere, Frank Wellington
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
