Bell Center
Montreal, Quebec
The Road To Wrestlefest continued on Carnage live from the Bell Center in Montreal. The crowd got a surprise when SIW CEO Trevor Derickson came out and looked to be in a very wretched mood. TJD said over the past few months he’s had employees come out and embarrass him, insult him and even conspire against him. He said to all those who think they are getting a bad bargain they know where the door is. The CEO said that over the week-end he is going to clean house and take out the trash. TJD then announced better news, Breakdown will be live for one night only and major titles will be on the line one night before Meltdown.
The first match was a milestone for diva Angelica Hunt. It marked her 100th match in the SIW. Angie team up with Michelle to take on the team of Envy and Heaven which the fans branded as a team made in heaven. Heaven hit Michelle with a hip toss and then drop kicked her out of the ring. As the ref checked on Michelle on the outside, Jaffar pulled Envy off the apron by her hair while Angie went to hit Heaven with the A-Bomb Drop but Heaven countered into a back body drop. Angie’s Burqa came off while she fought Heaven on the outside and when they both refused to get back in, the referee decided to call the match a double count. Heaven Lee and Angie were held apart by road agents but back in the ring Jaffar had Envy locked in a Camel Clutch. Michelle remembered what Jaffar did to her a few weeks ago and took initiative. Michelle grabbed a folded steel chair and nailed Jaffar in the back of his head.
During the last match, Duane Doogan was watching from his locker room but just seconds from going to the ring to kick Jaffar’s ass, a masked intruder put a garbage bag over his head and choked him till he stopped struggling. When the masked intruder heard security coming he quickly left the locker room and vanished. Security took of the bag off Doogan’s head and he was all blue in the face. Doogan refused medical attention but it was unlikely he could make the main event.
After a short break, “Powerhouse” Tim Smith had a brutal match against Knux the Enforcer accompanied by Ian Bishop. Coming off the ropes, Smith ducked a big boot and then nailed the big man with a flying clothesline which knocked down the ref in the same time. Bishop joined the attack and kicked Smith down in the corner until the SIW Tag Team Champions A.P.B came to Smith’s aid. Bishop left Knux on his own and A.P.B nailed the big man with a modified 3-D. Smith pinned Knux to win the match.
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Titan came to the ring wearing a Washington Nationals jersey and received a negative crowd response. Titan asked what the problem was and then reminded everyone that he wasn’t the one that killed the Expos, it was all the lame fans in Montreal. Titan then announced that next week on Carnage, one of his own will bring the SIW European Championship to Carnage. He said NuTz will single handedly beat one of Brawl’s top stars and embarrass them when he takes the title home to Carnage. Titan then called out SIW Heavyweight Champion Brandon Gateman who was accompanied by Michelle. Titan checked out Michelle’s ass and remarked that Heaven had a nicer ass. Titan then looked at Gateman strait in the face and told him if loses the belt to Angel on Breakdown he will make his life a living hell.
Chris O’Connor took on The Ghost in the next match. Before the match started, his brother and SIW lightweight Champion David O’Connor grabbed the mic and said he wasn’t happy fighting a girl at Wrestlefest. He told the crowd they might love Envy but he doesn’t. O’Connor said that no freaking way a girl is going to pin him. David said that her boyfriend Doogan was pathetic also. The match started when Ghost cut the promo short an attacked Chris to get things underway. Ghost was dominating until David got involved. David sent Rick crashing into the steel steps and then tripped Ghost coming off the ropes. Chris pinned Ghost moments later with the Coma Effect. The O’Connor Brothers decided to send a message to Envy and brutally assaulted Ghost and Rick after the match.
Before ring announcer Ken Pratt could introduce the next segment, he was interrupted by the SIW World Tag Team Champions Natedawg and Maurice Bad aka Affirmative Action accompanied by a new member Killa Red. Nate called out Bishop to sing their contract but no one came out. Bishop instead showed up on the Trevortron and told Nate they wont need Wrestlefest because after Breakdown, there will be no more Natedawg. Bishop then made derogatory comments by telling Nate he will beat the black out of him which caused an uproar with the African American fans. Nate calmed the crowd and told him that he will make Bishop pay for everything this Saturday.
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Jaffar had a bandage over his head while he hosted the next segment of Jaffar’s Cave. His guest was none other than “The Greatest One” Matt Uzi. The crowd started chanting “asshole” after Uzi called them French frogs. Matt made fun of Jaffar for getting his ass kicked by some chicks. Jaffar said they cheated by using a steel chair. Jaffar then asked the big question, was he going to be fair in his two upcoming matches in which he is the special referee? Uzi responded by saying he is always fair. He said if both teams don’t try some funny shit then he will call the match right down the middle. Uzi made an announcement that he will be at Wrestlefest one way or another because without “The Greatest One” it will suck.
The current SIW Extreme Champion NuTz cut a promo before his match. He told Metalgod that he hadn’t forgotten about his God Bomb through two flaming tables many months back. NuTz promised to get some payback in his match coming up next. NuTz then focused on Soren and guaranteed victory on Breakdown. NuTz said he will make history by bringing the SIW European Championship to Carnage.
NuTz battled Metalgod for the SIW Extreme Championship. Both these competitors had big matches on Breakdownthis Saturday but it didn’t stop them from going all out. Metalgod used a barbed wire 2x4 and nailed NuTz across the back several times until the blood started pissing out. The bloody match ended when NuTz placed Metalgod on the Spanish table and then leaped off the top rope to drop an insane legdrop which resulted in the table turning into a pan cake and left Metalgod motionless. Both competitors received medical attention after the match.
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Alpha & Omega were without Doogan for the beginning of the main event and SIW Heavyweight Champion Gateman with Alcoholics Anonymous were without Bishop who decided not to come out. Gateman and Sylk started the match and moments later Affirmative Action were seen on the Trevortron in the washrooms flushing Bishop’s upside down in a toilet. Klubber hit Stylez with a running power slam. Airington and Gateman jumped in the ring and we saw James nail Klubber with the AirSlam and Stylez hit Walker with the Spinnin’ Pimp Slap. Gateman deliberately smashed purgatory over Angel’s head and left him out cold in the middle of the ring and referee Uzi decided not to do anything about it. Klubber kicked out of a quick pin fall counted by Uzi. Stylez and Gateman gained the upper hand using dirty tactics but they soon got a surprise when Duane Doogan stumbled to the ring. Doogan hit Stylez with a spine buster and then Gateman missed a clothesline and nailed Airington by mistake. Klubber and Sylk nailed Gateman with a double leg sweep while Doogan nailed Airington with the DooganDT and went for a cover. Uzi hesitated but shocked everyone with a clean count before leaving towards the locker rooms and declaring Doogan the winner.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
General Manager: Kevin "Titan" McColl
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Heaven Lee and Envy fought Angelica Hunt and Michelle to a double count out 6:02
"Powerhouse" Tim Smith pinned Knux w/"Incredible" Ian Bishop 5:55
Chris O'Connor w/David O'Connor pinned The Ghost w/Rick 6:09
NuTz pinned Metalgod to retain the SIW Extreme Championship 6:11
Duane Doogan, Angel & A.P.B defeated Brandon Gateman & Alcoholics Anonymous 12:41
Announcing Team: Mike "The Mic" and Travis Dunns
Officials: Sam Carter, Wayne Casmere, Frank Wellington
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
