Pengrowth Saddledome
Calgary, Alberta
The Road To Wrestlefest continued on Carnage as General Manager Titan came out to the ring. Titan said that he was informed last Monday that he must deliver three competitors to Wrestlefest’s money on the bank match via qualifying matches. Titan called Banks a little weazle that’s trying to monopolize Wrestlefest with Brawl competitors but the people in charge stepped in said the fans want some Carnage. Titan said that next week he will book three qualifying matches featuring the top stars of Carnage but then he was interrupted by Armani Stylez’s midget manager “Big” Jimmy Hagen. Titan said he was so small that he almost tripped on him. Titan picked him up by the back of his shirt and placed him on the top turnbuckle so he could hear what he was saying. Hagen apparently had some humorous news concerning Stylez and C-Mac’s match at Alor’a Bar. After sharing a good laugh they were then cut off by Angel’s entrance theme. Angel made a dramatic entrance flying down from the rafters of the Pengrowth Saddledome. Hagen started yelling at him but Angel responded by kicking him in the face and sent him flying out of the ring. Angel then looked up in Titan’s face and both men got into a stare down. Angel made it clear that he wants a spot at Wrestlefest against Brandon Gateman whether he’s the champion or not. From the crowd, SIW Heavyweight Champion Brandon Gateman appeared with a folded steel chair and leveled Angel across his back. Titan and Gateman assaulted Angel in a corner until the SIW Tag Team Champions A.P.B came out and cleaned house sending Titan, Gateman and Jimmy in retreat.
Some dislike has grown over the last few weeks between Dark Tiger and SIW North American Champion “Powerhouse” Tim Smith. Before their match on Carnage, Smith had Officer Cass arrest Fire Fox for slander charges. Dark Tiger and Smith started the match in the ring but it didn’t take long for the fight to make its way to the outside. Dark Tiger whipped Smith into the steel steps and then pushed the referee when asked to get back in the ring. Smith moved out of the way of a vicious tackle and Tiger hit the ring post with his shoulder. Smith pushed the ref to the ground also when asked to get back in the ring and continued to attack Tiger on the outside. The referee decided to call the match a double disqualification and called out security to break up the fight. As Security held them back, footage was shown on the Trevortron of Cass driving Fire Fox in a normal vehicle. Apperently Cass is not even a police officer and we saw him drive Fire Fox in the middle of nowhere and throw her out of the car leaving her stranded.
Christina York caught up with “The Greatest One” Matt Uzi backstage who was in his wrestling gear and looked ready for a match. Uzi said that not only is he going to reveal Doogan’s secret on Carnage but he will expose him as a failed promoter. Uzi announced that back when Doogan owned the UWWE, Doogan used to call him and beg him to work for him on numerous occasions but the truth is he never could afford “The Greatest One” and his roster was lame. Uzi said that he will prove that he was too good for the UWWE by taking on two former members on Carnage in a handicap match and successfully defeat them.
Wrestfest 2006 will be held live from the Georgia Dome on March 26, 2006. This sports entertainment spectacle happens only once a year and will include the superstars of Brawl and Carnage as well as the traditional hall of fame induction which will include the lonng time voice of Brawl Jimmy Hayden and former SIW European and North American Champion Jason Snow. Call your local cable provider for availability.
Titan came to the ring wearing a Phoenix Coyotes jersey and said the Winnipeg Jets were lame like all the other Canadian teams that have found new glory in the United States. The fans started booing him and Titan warned them to shut up or he won’t bring out his surprise. Titan then made history on Carnage by calling out future hall of famer Jason Snow. Titan said that he and Snow have had many battles in the past and is happy to see him get honored at Wrestlefest. Snow had his memorable moment with his fans and then Titan suggested that Jason Snow should work one more night in the SIW. Not as a wrestler but as special match enforcer. Next week on Carnage, Titan booked Brandon Gateman vs “The Natural” Sylk Walker for the SIW Heavyweight Championship and Jason Snow will be the match enforcer.
After a short break, SIW European Champion NuTz cut a promo for his next match which will be on Brawl against Soren and Shane. NuTz was told by Banks he was responsible to find a female partner before next Monday. Anglica then appeared in his locker room wearing her normal attire (since Jaffar was released she has dropped the middle eastern gimmick) and offered to tag with him since she wanted to show Shane a thing or two in the ring. Angelica reminded Shane that’s she’s SIW ‘s original diva and she didn’t like her attitude nor her unethical sexual orientation. Angelica said that Shane represents everything that’s wrong with women wrestling. Nutz and Angie shook hands and guaranteed victory on Brawl.
SIW Champion Chris Macavedi was shown driving to Alora’s Bar on the Trevortron. When he arrived at 52nd Street, he noticed the bar was called Detours. C-Mac grabbed a crowbar and entered the establishment by kicking the door open. To his horror, he saw gay men everywhere as he asked for Armani Stylez. C-Mac was punked and directed to a gay bar. Vince was getting nervous and told C-Mac he wanted to leave because he had a bad feeling. Out of nowhere, a referee followed Fake Vex and Fake Enigma as they jumped C-Mac from behind and a brawl starts. The SIW Champion grabs Vex and hip tossed him through a pool table. C-Mac then grabbed his crowbar and hit Enigma several times in the head and then pinned him to win the bar room brawl match. C-Mac threatened all the others with his crowbar as he and Vince walked slowly outside of the bar. As they looked down the street, a Ford Pinto was coming down at full speed and had Armani sticking out of the window holding an assault riffle. Vince was scared shitless and C-Mac just closed his eyes as he waited to get blown away but as he drove by all we saw is Stylez shooting out paintballs and laughing his ass off. C-Mac and Vince got back in their car and chased the Pinto.
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During SIW Unlimited, Uzi got the go ahead from Titan to sanction his handicap match against former UWWE stars The Eulogy and Hira Kiri. Future hall of famer Jason Snow then entered Titan’s office and told Uzi that he hasn't changed and that he was still the same jackass he always remembered. Uzi told Snow that he never beat him in the ring and he never will. Uzi reminded Snow that he is a three time SIW Champion and a former SIW Heavyweight Champion and stormed out of the office slamming the door. Jason Snow was still on schedule to be the special match enforcer for the main event.
”The Greatest One” Matt Uzi taunted the crowd as he made his way to the ring wearing a cowboy hat and mocked the many Calgary traditions. Uzi insulted the UWWE but was then interrupted by Hire Kiri and The Eulogy who made their way to the ring and the match got underway. Uzi nailed Kiri with the Uzi-plex and then delivered a front face slam to the Eulogy. Uzi won the match after he pinned Kiri by hitting the Uzi Piledriver. Uzi whipped them out of the ring and then made an announcement about Doogan and Envy’s personal past. Uzi told the whole world that a few years back Doogan got Envy pregnant but then questioned what happened to the child. Uzi said he is Christian and he has a son of his own but Duane Doogan gave up on his child and forced Envy to give it up for adoption and then accused Doogan of firing Envy after the whole ordeal. Duane Doogan came out from the back and immediately all hell broke lose in the ring. Dozens of security guards and road agents were unable to keep Doogan from kicking Uzi’s ass. Uzi and Doogan battled through a whole commercial which was shown on SIW unlimited. Titan had no choice but to come out and make a huge announcement. Titan announced that at Wrestlfest for the first time ever, were going to see these Duane Doogan go one on one with Matt Uzi.
SIW World Tag Team Champion Harkie is currently writing an autobiography about his life and career. The book will be published by TJDE Publishing Inc. and will be released sometime in 2006. Contact TJDE Management for all publishing inquiries..
Jason Snow met up with the SIW Tag Team Champions A.P.B and Angel. Snow shook their hands and promised that he will watch their backs because he knows Gateman is a dirty player. Snow told Walker that this was his chance to become the biggest star in the company and that he had faith in him.
Mike “The Mic” and Travis Dunns announced that they were informed that one of the qualifying matches next week is going to feature SIW North American Champion “Powerhouse” Tim Smith going against Dark Tiger in a rematch. The championship will not be on the line in this match. Another match that was made official is Klubber against SIW Extreme Champion Metalgod. Again the title will not be on the line. The third match was to be announced later in the week.
Jason Snow received the biggest ovation as he made his way to the ring to be the match enforcer for the main event while senior referee Sam Carter officiated the match. Jason Snow will be inducted to the hall of fame at Wrestlefest. Sylk Walker came out accompanied by Klubber while the SIW Heavyweight Champion had Michelle in his corner. Walker was all over Gateman at the beginning of the match and got several near falls. After delivering a powerslam in the middle of the ring Walker went for a cover but Gateman kicked out. Gateman avoided a clothesline coming off the ropes and then hit Walker with a Vertabreaker. Gateman went for a cover but Walker placed his foot on the bottom rope to break the count. As the match progressed, Michelle took the padding off one of the turnbuckles but Walker reversed an irish whip and sent Gateman into the unforgiving steel and then leveled the champ with a DDT. Walker was seconds from becoming champion but out of nowhere Jason Snow nailed Carter with the Snow Kick before he could make the count. Klubber got in the ring but he was hit with a folded steel chair to his face by Gateman. Snow picked up Walker and then delivered the Snow Plow and let Gateman go for the cover. Snow used his enforcer status and counted a quick pin fall. The crowd was irritated and started throwing debris in the ring as Gateman, Titan, Uzi and Snow assaulted the SIW Tag Team Champions after the match. They got a surprise when Angel and Duane Doogan rushed out to even the odds. Titan, Snow, Gateman, Michelle and Uzi managed to escape up the ramp as they all held each others arms in victory. The program went off the air with the future hall of famer getting booed for the first time in his career.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
Dark Matches
General Manager: Kevin "Titan" McColl
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Dark Tiger fought "Powerhouse" Tim Smith to a double DQ 6:02
Chris Macavedi defeated Fake Vex and Fake Enigma in a Handicap Bar Room Brawl 8:11
Matt Uzi defeated The Eulogy and Hira Kiri in a handicap match 1:07
Brandon Gateman pinned “The Natural” Sylk Walker to retain the SIW Heavyweight Championship 12:55
James Airington fought The Ghost to a double count out
Captain Obvious defeated OG Valentino & Chris O’Connor – Triple Threat
Announcing Team: Mike "The Mic" and Travis Dunns
Officials: Sam Carter, Wayne Casmere, Frank Wellington
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
