Seattle Center
Seattle, Washington
The Road To Wrestlefest continued on Carnage live from Seattle. The program started with a match between "The Sexy Slayer" Envy with Duane Doogan in her corner going against the brother of her Wrestlefest opponent Chris O’Connor who was accompanied by David O’Connor and Matt Uzi. Envy hit Chris with a sling shot to the corner and then rolled him up for a pin but O’Connor kicked out. David jumped on the apron to distract the ref but was sent flying into the security wall after Envy nailed him with a missile drop kick. As the match continued, Uzi blinded Doogan with salt and then delivered the Uzi Plex on the entrance ramp. Back in the ring, Envy performed the Green Envy and pinned Chris O’Connor to win the match. As Envy celebrated, David and Uzi surrounded her with violent intentions but out of nowhere the SIW Tag Team Champs A.P.B and Angel came to her rescue. The O’Connor Brothers and Uzi retreated back to the locker rooms as A.P.B and Envy helped Doogan back to his feet.
Titan was hanging out in his office with future hall of famer Jason Snow. Titan seemed angry that A.P.B interfered and then offered Snow a spot as a lumber jack in the main event. Titan suggested that Snow “takes care” of A.P.B and handed him a set of brass knuckles.
Wrestfest 2006 will be held live from the Georgia Dome on March 26, 2006. This sports entertainment spectacle happens only once a year and will include the superstars of Brawl and Carnage as well as the traditional hall of fame induction which will include former SIW Champion Conviction, long time voice of Brawl, Jimmy Hayden and former SIW European and North American Champion Jason Snow. Call your local cable provider for availability.
The next match was a rematch from last week between SIW Extreme Champion Metalgod and SIW Tag Team Champion Klubber Klabanski. Klubber was in control at the beginning of the match until Metalgod reversed a hip toss and then clotheslined him to the outside. The match ended in a disqualification after Metalgod used a monitor and smashed it over Klubber’s head. Heaven Lee tried to stop him but the God Of Extreme was just too intense on Carnage. Standard matches were never Metalgod’s specialty.
The Monday Night Brawl wrestlers arrived in 3 separate limos.
Dark Tiger and Fire Fox held a special interview with Christina York. They expressed their displeasure in working with Heaven Lee and claimed that her SIW Lightweight Championship reign was due to the fact that she had sex with Carnage general manager Titan. The GM came out and said that he would love to have sex with Heaven Lee but the truth is she can’t handle the jumbo salami. Titan then decided that next week on Carnage, were going to see Dark Tiger team up with Fire Fox as they take on Heaven Lee and the current SIW North American champion “Powerhouse” Tim Smith.
Michelle got a nice pop from the Seattle crowd as cameras showed her backstage working out on a treadmill. All of a sudden the lights go out and all that was heard was the sound of hair clippers. As security rushed to the room when they heard Michelle scream, they kicked the door open and turned on the lights and it was none other than Dallas Nash who was shaving her head completely bald. Michelle was in tears as the program cut to a commercial.
The next match was another rematch from last week between “The Natural” Sylk Walker and The Ghost. Last week just like his partner Klubber, Walker was screwed out of the money in the bank by Jason Snow. This week Walker got sweet revenge when he defeated Ghost after hitting Rick Theodore with a baseball slide and then delivered the “Natural” Brainbuster. After the match, Klubber came out to celebrate their wins but they were soon interrupted by the SIW World Team champions and their opponents this Sunday at Wrestlefest, Affirmative Action. They came out to thank them for helping them last Monday. A.P.B told them they respect what they do over at Brawl and as a team but at Wrestlfest they will have no mercy and prove to the world that they are the best tag team to ever compete in this sport and the only way to do that was to deactivate Affirmative Action.
Breaking News – The SIW will start it’s annual draft on Monday April 3, 2006. The draft will last all month as both general managers will have a chance to draft someone from the opposing brand each week. Every employee working for the SIW is eligible to get drafted, no exceptions and no one is safe.
Duane Doogan who was looking for Uzi backstage kicked in his locker room door. He didn’t notice anyone until Uzi jumped out from behind a plant and all hell broke loose in the locker room area. Several Carnage stars and road agents were forced to get involved as things started to get out of hand.
Brawl for All - For those that missed this week's Monday Night Brawl on the FX network.
During SIW Unlimited, Uzi and Doogan were still at each others throats and both threatened to kill each other at Wrestlefest. What is going to happen when these two collide in the squared circle this Sunday?.
The next match was a unique falls count anywhere match between two divas that don’t care much for each other, Angelica Hunt and Heaven Lee. These lovely divas engaged in a bloody battle that ended up in the men’s washroom. Angelica whipped Heaven head first into the ceramic pisser and went for a cover but Heaven kicked out at two. Late in the match, they battled in the concession stands where Heaven hit Angie with a belly to back into a pop corn machine and shattered the glass. Heaven went for a cover but Angie kicked out at the last second. Moments later, Dark Tiger and Fire Fox appear and Fox hits Heaven with a devastating clothesline. Out of nowhere, Tim Smith hits Tiger with a steel chair but the big man turns around and lifts him up with a chokehold. Fire Fox picked up another chair and went to nail Heaven but completely missed and hit Angelica instead. Heaven hit Fox with Heaven’s Fury and pinned Angelica after delivering the Fall from Heaven off a table.
During SIW Unlimited, Angelica Hunt was pissed that Dark Tiger and Fire Fox couldn’t wait till next week to attack Heaven Lee. After complaining to Titan, Angelica asked him to do something to rectify the situation. Titan then came up with another idea, at Wrestlfest, during the pre-show, Angelica will go against Fire Fox and Heaven Lee in a triple threat match that will determine the #1 contender for the SIW Lightweight Championship.
The next tag team match was another historic battle between Brawl and Carnage as SIW European Champion NuTz and Armani Stylez took on Soren and SIW champion Chris Macavedi. C-Mac immediately attacked Stylez as the match got underway. The arena exploded as C-Mac and Stylez beat the living hell out of each other. As C-Mac kicked him down in the corner, Stylez managed to escape with poke to the champs eyes. NuTz dominated C-Mac and kept him down with a modified choke hold but C-Mac managed to tag in Soren who was more than ready to lock up with NuTz. Soren hit NuTz with some big moves, a devastating spear which was followed by a overhead belly to belly. Soren charged him in the corner but NuTz moved and clotheslined him to the outside. C-Mac and Stylez also engaged in another fist fight on the outside which prompted referee Bob Glass to call the match a double count out. As NuTz and Soren battled in the crowd, Vince Aprali ordered C-Mac to put Armani through a table. C-Mac went for a powerbomb but then Alora Wright came out and begged C-Mac not to do it but he refused to listen and sent Stylez through the announcer’s table. C-Mac and Vince took Alora backstage and they all left the arena in a stretch limo. This Sunday, Armani not only has a chance at becoming SIW Champion but he will also win the rights to have Alora all to himself.
David O’Connor and his brother Chris were complaining to staff members about women getting opportunities to go for his championship belt. David said that it was an insult to his talent in the ring, and an insult to the belt. David O’Connor guaranteed victory over Envy this Sunday at Wrestlefest.
The lumberjack match in the main event between Angel, Nash and Gateman was off the hook. The lumberjacks surrounding the ring was A.B.A, Viction, Kirby, Ghost, Smith, Metalgod, A.P.B, Dark Tiger and Jason Snow. As all three competitors battled in the ring, A.P.B went after Snow and launched him into the steel post. Nash is thrown to the outside and the lumberjacks assault him like a pack of wolves. They throw Nash back in the ring as Angel hits Gateman with the Atonement Spear. Angel went for a cover but Nash breaks the count at the last second. Late in the match, Nash double clotheslines his opponents to the outside and the lumberjacks are quick to beat them down. Angel and Gateman get thrown back in the ring and Nash goes to cover Gateman but the champ kicks out. By this time Titan is at ringside looking on. Nash knocked Angel down to the canvas with the Violator but out of nowhere Gateman hits the BKO. Gateman goes for the pin but Titan pulls him out of the ring. Nash locks Angel in the Answer but he manages to reach the ropes to break the hold. The match ended when Angel hit the Salvation Splash on Nash but Nash moved and Gateman quickly capitalized and pinned Angel. After the pin, all the money in the bank participants engaged in a huge fight. Dark Tiger got involved by attacking Smith and we saw A.P.B take out Titan and Snow. Back in the ring, Nash was whipping Gateman with a belt and Angel decided to help Gateman by hitting Nash with the Atonement Spear. Gateman and Angel got into a stare down as the program ended.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
General Manager: Kevin "Titan" McColl
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Envy w/Duane Doogan pinned Chris O'Connor w/David & Matt Uzi 3:02
Klubber Klabanski defeated Metalgod via DQ 7:07
"The Natural" Sylk Walker pinned The Ghost 10:11
Heaven Lee pinned Angelica Hunt - falls count anywhere 8:55
NuTz & Armani Stylez fought Soren & Chris Macavedi to a double count out 10:33
Brandon Gateman defeated Dallas Nash and Angel in a lumberjack match 11:23
DARK MATCHES
OG Valentino pinned Riptide
Captain Obvious pinned James Airington
"The Serial Thrilla" Mikey Lee pinned Rick Theodore
Announcing Team: Mike "The Mic" and Travis Dunns
Officials: Sam Carter, Bobby Glass, Frank Wellington
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
