London Arena
London, England
The Carnage superstar arrived in London, England just four days after Wrestlfest. Carnage general manager Kevin “Titan” McColl starts the show coming out dressed as an English Bobby (same outfit from last year) and is accompanied by Dallas Nash. The fans start booing when Titan explains that Nash got screwed at Wrestlefest by Angel and Brandon Gateman after they both conspired against the talented boy from Ohio. Titan decided not to give Gateman a rematch but instead he books a number one contenders match between Gateman and Nash which will be a street fight. The winner will face Angel for the SIW Heavyweight Championship next week when Carnage invades Dublin. Titan then announced that he will be hiring a new assistant general manager to help him with the upcoming draft which will start next week. Titan then brought up the cat incident from Wrestlefest and reminded everyone about his phobia with cats. He said he will catch the culprit that placed that hideous kitten on his desk they will pay with their life.
The first match was a mixed tag team match with SIW North American Champion “Powerhouse” Tim Smith teaming with Heaven Lee to take on Dark Tiger and Fire Fox. Heaven Lee and Fire Fox start the match. Lee avoids a kick to the head and then delivers a standing clothesline. Heaven hits the Heaven-canranna and goes for a cover but Fox kicks out. Smith and Tiger are tagged in and Tiger gains the upper hand after delivering a the Edge of Nothing. Tiger goes for a cover but then Cass distracts the referee. Tiger knocks him off the apron with a fist to his mouth but from behind Smith clips his knee and then rolls shim up with a handful of tights to get a lucky win over Tiger. Smith, Cass and Heaven Lee try to do a beat down on their opponents but then one of Tiger’s acquaintances Gabriel rushes to the ring and even things out. Dark Tiger and Gabriel then challenged Smith to another tag team match next week, but this time it will be Tiger and Gabriel going up against Tim Smith and Cass. They accepted the challenge which will take place next week in Dublin.
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During SIW Unlimited, Titan enters his office holding a baseball bat just in case someone put another feline on his desk. As he opens the door, he is happy to see that Erica is waiting for him to talk about her new contract.
Metalgod put the SIW Extreme Championship on the line against Armani Stylez in the next match. Metalgod was without Heaven Lee (she was stitching up a small cut over her eye) didn’t waste any time and started the match on the entrance ramp. They fought all the way to the backstage area, Armani hits Metalgod with the Name Dropper but before he could go for a cover, a masked person came up from behind and nailed him with a low blow. Metalgod then hit the God Bomb through a table and won the match via pin fall to retain the championship.
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Christina York introduced “The Greatest One” Matt Uzi for his retirement announcement. Uzi said it’s been a wild ride since he walked into the company in 1997 and he has many fond memories. He thanked people like Angel and his other great opponents for letting him prove that he is the “Greatest One”. Uzi congratulated Doogan on his win at Wrestlefest but reminded him that he is not passing the torch to anybody and there will be a Doogan vs Uzi II. Uzi announced that his retirement is only temporary and he will be back in the future after he recovers from surgery which he didn’t go into detail about. The Carnage locker room then came out and paid their respects to the SIW legend.
During SIW Unlimited, while everyone is eating cake backstage for Uzi’s retirement, Titan noticed something move under the table but it was only Heaven Lee’s dog. Titan demands that everyone bring a picture of their cats next week if they own one.
The Trevotron showed footage Envy defeating "Street Kid" David O'Connor at Wrestlefest for the SIW Lightweight Championship. Unfortunately Envy didn't make it to London but cut a promo via sattelite for her title defense next week. Envy is expected to arrive in Dublin next Tuesday.
So much was on the line in he next match between Brandon Gateman and Dallas Nash. The winner will walk into Dublin next week as the #1 contender for the SIW Heavyweight Championship. Nash cut a promo before the match and told Michelle she looks lke Mr.Clean with her new hairdo. Gateman comes out running and the street fight gets underway. Nash is whipped around the ring like a rag doll but then slows down the former champ with a poke to his eyes and then hits the Violator. Nash seemed to be in control of the match as he applied the Answer in the middle of the ring but Gateman refused to tap out and managed to reach the ropes. On the outside, Nash goes to hit Gateman with a monitor but misses and hits the post. Nash find a leather strap and assaults Gateman several times with it. Late in the match, Gateman uses the steel steps and busted Nash’s head wide open. Nash missed an elbow off the top rope and as he got back up, Gateman hits the BKO and pins him to win the match. Nash assaults Gateman and Michelle with the leather strap after the match but from the rafters SIW Heavyweight Champion flies down and kicks Nash to the canvas. Angel releases the harness and then nails Nash with the Atonement Spear. Angel walks up the entrance ramp and tells Gateman he’ll see him next week in Dublin.
During SIW Unlimited, Angelica Hunt tells Titan that she might know who put the kitten in his office. Angie accused Heaven Lee of doing it. Titan said she loves him and questioned the motive. Angie suggested it’s because she’s jealous at the fact that he’s closer to her than he is to Heaven.
After a commercial break, Christina York interviewed the SIW Tag Team Champions A.P.B. They said they had Affirmative Action defeated at Wrestlefest until those New Born Idiots showed up. Fans started chanting A.P.B after declaring themselves as the greatest wrestling tag team in the world. Titan comes out and tells them that their not as hot as they think they are. He said that next week, he will test them in a match against the two competitors that they know well. Next week in Dublin, A.P.B will put the SIW Tag Team championship on the line against “The Irish Whip” Duane Doogan and the current SIW European Champion NuTz.
SIW Heavyweight Champion Angel and Jessie came out to a standing ovation for their Wrestlfest victory celebration. Angel said it was good to be back in London and told the fans he traveled all the way from North America to share his victory with all his fans from around the world. He then played footage on the Trevortron which was the last time he visited the London Arena. April 4, 2005, Angel teamed up with the late Uncanny Inferno as they took on Ian Bishop and Khristian Call in a tag team tournament match which they unfortunately loss. Angel then brought up that just a few weeks later he defeated Glenn Kirby at Full Force for the SIW Championship. Angel said that next week when Carnage invades Dublin, he would like to show everyone that Wrestlefest was not a fluke by defeating the former champion Brandon Gateman.
”The Irish Whip” Duane Doogan who had on a Matt Uzi t-shirt took on SIW European Champion NuTz. As the match started, Mike “The Mic” questioned if these two can work as a team against the SIW Tag Team Champions next week, especially if there is a title change. Both competitors had the fans behind them every they get on offence. Nutz is hit with a Falcon Arrow and then Doogan locks him in a boston crab. NuTz struggles in the middle of the ring but manages to turn over and kick out. Doogan is whipped to the corner and NuTz hits a vicious elbow to his jaw. The Euro champ goes for the NuTz N’ Boltz but Doogan counters and then off the ropes they nail each other with a double clothesline. Doogan reaches over for a cover but the referee is out. The match ended when Doogan went for the DooganDT but out of nowhere Uzi nails him with the European title and leaves him motionless in the middle of the ring. Nutz capitalizes and covers Doogan and pins him to retain the championship. Uzi gives Doogan the middle finger and tells him paybacks are a bitch.
After the match, NuTz and Doogan got into an altercation and NuTz says he was not involved with Uzi’s bullshit The fans go crazy as NuTz and Doogan continue their fight. SIW Tag Team Champions A.P.B come out and all hell breaks lose in the ring with all four competitors engaged in an all out war with the program ending. Can NuTz and Doogan co-exist as a team next week when they take on A.P.B in Dublin for the SIW Tag Team Championship?
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
Dark Matches
General Manager: Kevin "Titan" McColl
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"Powerhouse" Tim Smith & Heaven Lee defeated Dark Tiger & Fire Fox 8:02
Metalgod pinned Armani Stylez 7:07
Brandon Gateman pinned Dallas Nash 9:11
NuTz pinned Duane Doogan to retain the SIW European Championship 10:33
Erica pinned Michelle
Captain Obvious fought Riptide to a double DQ
"The Serial Thrilla" Mikey Lee pinned The Silencer
Announcing Team: Mike "The Mic" and Travis Dunns
Officials: Sam Carter, Bobby Glass, Frank Wellington
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
