The Point
Dublin, Ireland
Carnage invaded Dublin for the first time in since 1999. General Manager Titan comes out wearing a “kiss me I’m Irish” t-shirt. He then announces his new assistant that will help him cripple Brawl through the draft system. The fans start booing as Greg Banks is called out and named the new assistant general manager. Titan gave the mic to Banks and puts him in charge for the night. Banks tells the fans that he doesn’t like them anymore than they like him but as assistant general manager on Carnage, he has a draft announcement to make. Banks calls out none other than JD Stars. Banks explains that JD Stars is underrated and is a huge sleeper that will make some noise in 2006. Banks promises that next week’s draft will rock the very foundation of both brands.
The first match was for the SIW Lightweight Championship between Heaven Lee and “The Sexy Slayer” Envy. Heaven Lee started the match before the bell rang. After whipping Envy to the ropes, Heaven hits a Heaven-canranna and then set her up for a tree of woe dropkick. Heaven goes for a cover but Envy kicks out. As Envy gets back in control, former SIW diva Summer Andrews made her surprising return as she walked down the entrance ramp. Envy went for a corner shoulder block but Heaven moved and Envy hit her shoulder in the steel post. Heaven kept in the offence until she saw Summer holding her dog Lucy Fur and seemed like she wanted to harm it. Summer goes to hit Lucy with a steel chair but from behind Heaven turns her around and nails her with vicious left and rights. Envy jumps in and all hell breaks loose. Envy, Summer and Heaven battled on the entrance ramp until the referee called the match a double count out which prompted assistant general manger Greg Banks to come out and tell them that he will not tolerate this type of behavior in standard matches. Banks said that next week, as requested per Titan, there will be a triple threat for the SIW Lightweight championship between Envy, Summer and Heaven Lee in a No Holds Barred Bra and Panties match.
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During SIW Unlimited, Titan is drinking with several Irishmen in his office. Titan bets them €500 he can out drink all of them at the same time.
"Powerhouse" Tim Smith & Cass took on Dark Tiger & Gabriel w/Fire Fox who are known as the Disciples of Darkness. After suffering a losing streak against Smith recently, Dark Tiger got sweet revenge on the SIW North American Champion on Carnage. Cass and Smith did a number on Gabriel until he managed to tag in the seven foot plus beast Dark Tiger. Tiger nails Cass with a Big Boot out of the ring and then hits Smith with the Vortex of Darkness but instead of going for a cover, Tiger locks in the Carpe Noctem in the middle of the ring and Smith has no choice but to tap out. Tiger, Fire Fox and Gabriel beat down Smith and Cass after the match until security and road agents came out to break it up.
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"The Serial Thrilla" Mikey Lee took on Metalgod for the SIW Extreme championship in his biggest Carnage challenge yet. Metalgod was reckless as ever as he whipped Mikey into the security wall and then choked him with a camera wire. Heaven Lee was encouraging Metalgod to choke harder but out of nowhere, Summer Andrews attacked her from behind and assaulted her by choking her out. Seconds later, Envy rushes out and the champ and hits both of them with a double DDT near the ramp and the crowd loves it. Metalgod seemed concerned with Heaven Lee but from behind, Mikey hits a drop kick which knocks the champ out of the ring. Mikey sets up the champ on the Spanish table and then delivered his patented flying leg drop off the top rope. Fans start chanting “holy shit” with both men unconscious as the table collapsed. Mikey is covering Metalgod and pins him to get the huge win. Mikey is awarded the extreme title, paramedics check on him and Metalgod while Heaven and Summer continue to claw at each other until road agents pull them apart.
Hometown hero “The Irish Whip” Duane Doogan cut a promo with Christina York. Doogan said that since Uzi has finally realized that he was not good anymore, Duane Doogan claims to be the REAL “Greatest One”. Doogan said from now on he will be known as the “Greatest One” Duane Doogan because he defeated Matt Uzi as Wrestlefest. The fans started to actually boo him and chanting “you suck”. Duane Doogan calls them “stupid potato pickers” and says he’s ashamed to be Irish and that he’s happy he left their poor excuse of a country. Doogan then warns NuTz that he better be ready to take out A.P.B or he will kick his ass himself.
During SIW Unlimited, Titan is seen drunk as a skunk and knocked out on the ground while the Irishmen are all laughing at him. Greg Banks walks in and thinks they killed Titan. They all run out of the office as Banks tries to see if he has a pulse. Seconds later, Titan lifts his head and pukes all over him.
SIW Tag Team champions A.P.B receive a standing ovation as they make their entrance to defend their titles against Duane Doogan and the SIW European champion NuTz. Klubber and Doogan start the match and the fans start chanting “Doogan sucks”. Klubber missed a clothesline and Doogan capitalizes with kick to the mid section and then hits a falcon arrow. Doogan goes for a cover but Klubber kicks out. Sylk and Klubber are dominating NuTz with excellent team work until they whip him to the ropes and the European champion counters with a double clothesline. Nutz sends Klubber out of the ring and then hits Sylk with the NuTz n’ Boltz and goes for a cover but then out of nowhere Doogan pulls his own partner off. NuTz and Doogan get into a confrontation and Doogan spits in his face. NuTz hits him with a hard right but from behind Klubber picks up NuTz and delivers a belly to back. Doogan walks backstage with the fans throwing drinks at him. Klubber and Sylk hit Nutz with the A.P.B Slam and Walker pins him to retain the titles. A.P.B celebrate in the ring until the Disciples of Darkness come out and challenge A.P.B to a match next week for the SIW Tag Team Championship. Klubber and Sylk accepted and told them they don't stand a chance against the greatest tag team in the world.
Summer Andrews cut a promo backstage. Christina York asked her what her problem with Heaven Lee is. Summer said that cocky bitches like Heaven need to be put in their place. Summer then warned Envy that she stuck her nose in her business and now she will pay for it with her SIW Lightweight championship. Summer said she paved the way for the divas to compete for the Lightweight title and she wants it back next week and she dosen't care what kind of match she has to go through. Out of nowhere, Heaven and Envy jump her and the program cuts to a commercial.
Dallas Nash received major heat as he made his way to ringside as the special referee for the main event between Brandon Gateman and the SIW Champion Angel. Gateman and Angel shook hands before the match and kept it clean. Angel counters and early BKO into an atomic drop. Late in the match, Gateman delivered a Vertebreaker and went for a cover but Nash counts way to slow. Gateman got in Nash’s face and Nash reminds him that he can disqualify him at any time. Out of nowhere, Angel hits the Atonement Spear and covers Gateman but instead on counting, Nash reaches outside and pulls off Michelle’s wig and puts it on. Nash is prancing around in the ring with the wig on and then all of a sudden he is hit with the Atonement Spear also. Angel is the only one standing, goes for a cover but no referee. Angel goes under the ring and grabs a drink tray with ice in it and dumps it over Nash to wake him up. Michelle is yelling at Gateman telling him to get up. Nash is on his feet and Angel goes for another cover but Nash calls for the bell. Nash tells the ring announcer to call the match a double DQ. Both competitors are furious at Nash for blowing the match and kick the shit out of him but then Greg Banks comes out and says this bullshit between them has to stop. Banks then books a Wrestlefest rematch for next week but this time it will be a triple threat falls count anywhere for the SIW Heavyweight championship.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
Dark Matches
General Manager: Kevin "Titan" McColl
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Heaven Lee fought Envy to a double count out 8:42
Dark Tiger & Gabriel w/Fire Fox defeated "Powerhouse" Tim Smith & Cass 8:07
"The Serial Thrilla" Mikey Lee pinned Metalgod to win the SIW Extreme Championship 9:11
A.P.B defeated Duane Doogan & Nutz to retain the SIW Tag Team Championship 10:33
Angel fought Brandon Gateman to a double DQ 10:43
Angelica Hunt defeated Erica and Michelle – triple threat match
Captain Obvious fought Casey Jones to a double count out
"The Assassin” Sonny Smith defeated The Silencer
Assistant General Manager: Greg Banks
Announcing Team: Mike "The Mic" and Travis Dunns
Officials: Sam Carter, Bobby Glass, Frank Wellington
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
