Richmond Coliseum
Richmond, Virgina
Rating: 8.5
Thursday Night Carnage was live from Richmond and the show started with former SIW Lightweight/Tag Team Champion James Airington coming to the ring and calling out Carnage Enforcer Vette. As the big man entered the ring, James went to level him with a steel pipe but Vette caught the pipe and proceeded to chase Airington in the crowd. As they battled in the front row, and elderly lady who took her twelve year old grandson to the show got injured. Carnage interim GM Shelby Kirby came out and suspended both of them until Full Force.
Shelly The Bod was accompanied by Ferrari as she took on Regina Todd. Before the match started, Regina bitch slapped Ferrari for calling her a stupid dyke and then threw Shelly out of the ring and challenged her to put her #1 contender spot for the Women’s title at Full Force on the line. She accepted and they delivered a match filled with high flying and fast paced action. Regina nailed Ferrari with a baseball slide and then hit Shelly with a Spinebuster. Regina Todd got the upset win after Envy came out and distracted Shelly which resulted in Regina delivering the Unprettier and getting the pin fall. Regina won a spot at Full Force to take on Liana Lewis for the SIW Women’s Championship.
Footage from SIWA Wednesday War was shown from the night before in Utica, New York . Manson defeated nine other superstars to become the new SIWA Heavyweight Champion. Kent Barnes and Candie Hollie are one win away from graduating after their win over "The Holy Warrior" DeShawn Holmes and Vega Valentino
Ragin’ Craig took on Caution in a Sledgehammer on a Poll Match. The night before in Berlington, Vermont, Craig defeated Caution in a brutal street fight. On Carnage, both men appeared to be in bad shape from the night before. Craig accompanied by Jill continued to work on Caution’s left knee keeping the big man down. Craig won the match when he grabbed the sledgehammer from the corner and nailed Caution in the middle of his forehead and then hit Genocide in the kidneys. Craig and Jill celebrated in the ring as Caution and Genocide were taken out on a stretcher.
Envy was interviewed backstage by Christina York and she took advantage of the air time to promote her new workout DVD. Christina then appeared and told her to shut her fat ass up. Christina then challenged Envy and a partner of her choosing to a handicap match next Thursday on Carnage. Envy accepted and then SIW’s newest diva Sky Jonez appeared and said she was more than happy to team up with Envy to kick the shit out of Christina.
"Powerhouse" Tim Smith and Asmodeus Macabre took on the SIW Tag Team Champions O.C. in a non-title match. Heaven Lee made her televised debut as she accompanied Smith and Macabre along with Dr.Lucas. Prophet and Mysery double teamed Smith until Macabre stepped in and evened up the odds. Senior referee sam carter got knocked down by Mysery whipping Macabre towards him and crushed him in the corner. Prophet punched Dr.Lucas off the apron but on the other side of the ring, Lee threw in a chair. As Smith picked up the chair, Prophet drop kicked it in his face and Mysery executed the Dead Mark off the top rope. The ref counted a slow pinfall as the SIW Tag Team champions barely pulled off the win.
MNB Chief of Staff and former SIW Hardcore Champion The Renegade came to ringside and demanded respect from the audience and especially from The SIW North American Champion The Uncanny Inferno. The champion came out and Renegade said as Chief of Staff, he was making a Renegade vs Inferno non-title match for next Monday to prove that the DOH is the best in the business and to give Inferno a preview of what’s coming to him at Full Force.
Drako took on Khristian Call in the next match for the SIW European Championship. Call came out in Curt Henning’s classic Mr.Perfect ring attire and said The Perfect One is just a Curt wannabe and then dedicated his match to the late Curt Henning. It didn’t take long for The Perfect One to come out to ringside and admire the SIW European Championship again. Call nailed Drako with the Lightning Strikes and then went after Perfect. The Perfect One grabbed Hayden’s chair and perfectly bent it over Call’s head. The ref awarded the match to Khristian as a result of a disqualification. Drako freaked out and charged The Perfect One but he fell victim to The Perfect Theory. Perfect put Khristian in an ankle lock and didn’t let go until security forced him off
After a commercial break, former three time SIW World Champion Matt Uzi made his way to ringside wearing an SIW Academy t-shirt. He said Zach Blain will regret ever stepping in the ring with the “New Era” at Full Force. Uzi promised to really take him to “school”. Matt then called out former Academy trainees The Bozz and “The Holy Warrior” Shawn DeHolmes. Uzi said Blain may be able to beat both of them in singles matches but he couldn’t beat them both at once. Uzi punched Bozz and threw him to the outside and then he nailed DeHolmes with a kick to the mid section and executed the Uzi Piledriver and pinned him. Uzi then threw The Bozz back in the ring and locked him in the Uzi Figure Four and made him tap out. Zach Blain ran out and hit Uzi with a closeline and then executed his patented Punishment Driver and left the former champion unconscious in the middle of the ring.
Judge Wilhelmina M. Wright, best known for throwing out the Paula Jones v. Bill Clinton lawsuit without a trial was appointed by Governor Jesse Ventura to the Minnesota Court of Appeals, where she has served since September 3, 2002. Previously she served as a trial judge on the Ramsey County District Court in Saint Paul, Minnesota. On Carnage she slammed the gavel down and the H-Bomb case got underway. The jury consisted of 12 random people from Richmond. The SIW World Champion Glenn Kirby was there as a suspect along with Liana, Angel, and many others. Regina and Ian Bishop were beside H for emotional support. Everyone was in the ring trying figure out who ran over H-Bomb. After
Ian and H-Bomb said their case and so did Glenn Kirby followed by Angel, a CSI unit came into the ring revealing to the jury the fingerprints belonging to "The Incredible" Ian Bishop. Everyone was shocked as H-Bomb’s fiancé and the father of her baby hung his head low with Carnage ending
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Carnage!
Regina Todd defeated Shelly The Bod to become the #1 contender
Ragin' Craig defeated Caution in a Sledgehammer on a Pole Match
"Powerhouse" Tim Smith and Asmodeus Macabre fought O.C. to a Double DQ
Khristian Call defeated Drako by Disqualification
Writer: TJD
