Pepsi Arena
Albany, New York
General Manager Kevin “Titan” McColl comes out with the SIW Heavyweight Championship on his shoulder also accompanied by his sidekick Greg Banks. They both have handkerchief’s and announce that Dallas Nash’s has been suspended and banned from the SIW. Fans start cheering and “Dallas sucks” chants fill the arena. Titan tells them the only people that suck are the people from Albany. Titan said Albany is a disgrace to the great state of New York. Titan then let Greg Banks makes an announcement concerning the current state of the SIW Heavyweight Championship. Starting next week, there will be a tournament that will determine a new champion. Banks and Titan then cut a promo against Brandon Gateman and Angel for their match and guarantee victory even without Nash on their team.
Erica made her televised debut with a huge victory over former playboy sensation Michelle. After countering a suplex, Erica delivered a back flip splash and then pinned her after hitting the Heartbreaker.
Full Force will be live from Chicago, Illinois April 30, 2006. Don’t miss all your favorite Monday Night Brawl superstars live on pay per view. SIW World Tag Team champions New Born Killers put their titles on the line against Affirmative Action.
During SIW unlimited, a limo arrives backstage. Apparently it’s this weeks draft pick for Carnage .
Dark Tiger was accompanied by his Disciples of Darkness as he took on the current SIW Extreme Champion “The Serial Thrilla” Mikey Lee. The champion not wasting anytime uses a fire extinguisher to take down the big man. Off the ropes, Tiger almost took off Mikey’s head with a big boot and then levels him with a devastating Reverse Powerbomb. Tiger goes for a cover but Mikey kicks out. Late in the match after a Keylock Suplex on a set of chairs on the entrance ramp, Mikey is busted wide open and taps out to the Carpe Noctem. Disciples of Darkness celebrate in the ring until they are interrupted by the Dark Lords (Raditz, Serina Fyrewolf, Elizabeth Nytewolf and Wynter Darkwolf). Raditz congratulated Dark Tiger and challenged him to a fight next week. As Dark Tiger accepted the arena went dark and fire ignited around the ring.
On June 7, 2006, the SIW will present Wednesday War live on CBS. The classic event will feature members from both brands Brawl and Carnage
Brawl for All - For those that missed this week's Monday Night Brawl on the FX network
Before the next match, Envy came out accompanied by Vince Aprali carrying a bag and made a blockbuster announcement. She said that the SIW Lightweight Championship has been renamed to the SIW Intergender Championship. Envy said that C-Mac insisted Vince will be in her corner but Envy said she wont need help beating the tribal freak Ibja. Envy started the match with lefts and rights but Ibja was all over the ring like an orangutan. Envy applied a head lock but Ibja bit her arm in a cannibalistic way to break the move. Ibja hits a body slam and jumps off the rope with a splash. He goes for the cover but Envy kicks out. Ibja looses his mind and starts biting referee Franks Wellington’s face and gets himself disqualified. Ibja gets a spear from under the ring and goes to impale Envy but from behind Vince hits a low blow but Ibja seems to like it as he smiles while he’s on the ground in pain. Envy grab the intergender championship as she and Vince escape backstage. As they reach the top of the ramp Envy collapses. Paramedics can’t figure out what happen but most suggest it could be the spell that Ibja put on her earlier in the day.
During SIW Unlimited, Ibja was yelling in his own language backstage. Apparently he said something about killing Envy and eating Christina York because she looks tasty
For the first time ever, SIW CEO Trevor Derickson will be on TSN’s Off The Record with Michael Landsberg on June 6, 2006. Fans in the United States and from around the world can check out the recap at www.tsn.ca
JD Stars, Sonny Smith and Grunge gave it everything they had in the triple threat for the SIW North American Championship. In the end only one man came out a winner. JD Stars and Sonny double teamed Grunge who dominated most of the beginning of the match. Sonny hits JD with a brain buster but from behind Grunge delivers a reverse DDT. Grunge goes for the cover but Sonny kicks out. JD Stars and Grunge exchanged lefts and rights before both getting knocked down with a set of drop kicks to the outside by Smith. Grunge hits Sonny with the Grunganator on the outside but as he gets back in the ring JD nails him with a flying body press and then puts him away quickly with a pin fall after executing the Stars Reached. Sonny was just seconds too late from breaking the count. After the referee awarded Stars the championship, he and Smith got into a stare down but both of them were laid out by Grunge and a folded steel chair.
Envy is vomiting backstage as the paramedics get her into the ambulance. Vince is on the phone with SIW champion C-Mac telling him to get his ass in Albany. Out of nowhere Ibja attacks him from behind and chokes him until his face turns blue. Dozens of officials and road agents rush out to pull the tribal beast off him.
Duane Doogan made his entrance to officiate the next match and was greeted by massive “Uzi” chants. Duane tells the crowd that he retired Uzi’s ass and he’s yesterday’s news. The next match was between the SIW Tag Team Champions where the winner would becomes #1 contender for the Heavyweight title. Before the match started, Titan and Banks come out and tell A.P.B that plans have changed. Titan said that with the tourney announced, the winner of their match will get nothing. Titan then made their match a First Blood match. Klubber then told Titan if he wants blood all he had to do was ask. Klubber nails Doogan with a fist to his mouth and then Walker delivers a devastating spine buster. Klubber goes to the outside and knocks out Banks with one punch but is then attacked by Titan. Walker gets a steel chair and smacks it across Titan’s back several times until he goes down to one knee. Doogan exits the ring and is leveled with a chair shot to his face which busted him wide open. Klubber pulls out a cage from under the ring and then opens the door and lets two cute little kittens out. Titan leaves Banks and Doogan out on the ground and screams like a little girl as he runs backstage.
After a commercial break Titan gets animal control to catch the kittens and mentions he’s going to make some Chinese food after the show.
Mike “The Mic” announced that next week he and Travis Dunns will be joined by “Powerhouse” Tim Smith at commentary
Angel and Brandon Gateman made their entrance for their match against Greg Banks and Titan. As the general managers came out, Banks had a swollen eye and said that he will take out his anger on Gateman and Angel which made the fans laugh. Titan said the fans can laugh all they want because the match is still a handicap match. Titan then introduced their partner and next draft pick which turned out to be none other than CEO Trevor Derickson. Titan started the match and dominated Gateman until he missed a clothesline and Gateman drop kicked him into the corner. Angel in tagged in but is soon caught in mid air off the ropes and Titan delivers a fall away slam. Banks is tagged in but Angel kicks out of his cover. Angel whips Banks around the ring like a rag doll and then takes him out with the Atonement Spear. Angel goes for a cover but TJD breaks the count by pulling Angel out of the ring. Titan and Gateman continued to fight in the ring while TJD and Banks handcuffed Angel to the bottom rope. TJD then tells Jessie and Michelle to go backstage. Titan delivers two chokeslams to Gateman and then tags in TJD. Derickson puts on foot on Gateman’s chest and wins the handicap match. After being announced as the winners, Titan, Banks and TJD beat down Gateman until blood is seen coming out of his mouth and all Angel could do is watch.
After the show went of the air, SIW Unlimited showed some very disturbing footage. TJD ordered Titan to hang Gateman over the ring with a rope, and then warned Angel that this could happen to him. The crowd started chanting “bullshit” but out of nowhere, the SIW Tag Team Champions A.P.B come out and clear house. Titan, Banks and TJD are left with no choice but to retreat.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
Dark Matches
General Manager: Kevin "Titan" McColl
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Erica pinned Michelle 4:43
Dark Tiger w/Disciples Of Darkness pinned "The Serial Thrilla" Mikey Lee to win the SIW Extreme Championship 6:09
Envy defeated Ibja via DQ to retain the SIW Inter-Gender Championship 1:39
JD Stars defeated "The Assassin" Sonny Smith and Grunge to win the SIW North American Championship 9:55
Titan, TJD & Greg Banks defeated Angel & Brandon Gateman 6:43
Royal Ambassador pinned The Ghost
Heaven Lee pinned Summer Andrews (Summer assaults Lee and with a steel chair after the match. Lucy bites Summer's ankle)
Angelica Hunt pinned Fire Fox
Assistant General Manager: Greg Banks
Announcing Team: Mike "The Mic" and Travis Dunns
Officials: Sam Carter, Bobby Glass, Frank Wellington
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
