Taco Bell Arena
Boise, Idaho
Rating: 9.6
Three nights before Full Force, the SIW presented another edition of Thursday Night Carnage live from the Taco Bell Arena in Boise, Idaho. The first match got underway and it was handicap match between Christina against Sky Jonez and Envy. Christina drop kicked Envy out of the ring causing her to fracture her ankle. Sky Jonez tried to pin Christina after a reverse neck breaker but she kicked out at two. Christina won the match when she caught Jonez off guard and nailed her with the Goodie Kick and pinned her. Christina then grabbed the mic and warned H-Bomb that she was coming after her and all the other primadonnas. After the match, the cameras went to the parking lot as the SIW World Champion, The Authority of Atlanta Glenn Kirby arrived at the arena. He was accompanied by his main squeeze, the SIW Women’s Champion Liana Lewis.
Carnage General Manager Shelby Kirby came out to the ring and welcomed the Boise crowd to her show. She cracked a few jokes about Titan but she was soon interrupted by Titan’s goons, “Red Hot” Rikki Cook and The Renegade. Rikki said that next week on Carnage, he had a surprise for Shelby and the rest of the world that will rock the very foundation of the SIW.
Matt Uzi arrived at the Taco Bell Arena accompanied by his lawyer Gabe Nelson and his butler Wilfrid. They headed to Angel locker room and pounded on his door. The “New Era” and “The Cruisader Of The Light” got into stare down with officials standing in the middle of them. It was the first time Angel stood eye to eye with the man that injured him with a blow to his head many months back. Uzi told him to let the past stay in the past for one night and to keep his pants on. They agreed to focus on their match in the main event against the SIW World Champion Glenn Kirby and Academy Graduate and former SIWA Heavyweight Champion, Zach Blain. Before he could walk away, Angel turned Uzi around and warned him that after Carnage, he’s officially on his hitlist.
After an ad for the new SIW Wrestlefest 2005 DVD, Asmodeus Macabre, Ragin' Craig, "Powerhouse" Tim Smith, Caution and Grunge fought in a 5 Way Ladder Match in which the winner became the #1 contender for the SIW Extreme Championship. Ragin’ Craig threw Caution head first in the steel post and continued to fight him up the entrance ramp. Back in the ring, Macabre freaked out when Tim Smith and Dr.Lucas grabbed Heaven’s tits, he smashed both there heads together and threw them out of the ring. From behind, Grunge went to hit him with the ladder but Macabre ducked and kicked the ladder in Grunge face. As Caution tried to get back in the ring, Macabre nailed him in the head with the ladder and then set it up. As Macabre climbed the ladder, Ragin’ tried to suplex him off but Amodeus countered and sent him flying to the outside with a reversal. Macabre reached the briefcase that had a contract for a shot at the SIW Extreme Championship.
The Perfect One approached Angelica and Olivia backstage as they admired the flowers that Ian Bishop sent Olivia. TPO blasted them for hanging out with a loser like Khristian Call. He offered the two divas a chance to have a perfect night with the perfect man with none other than The Perfect One. They started laughing at him and from behind, the SIW European/Lightweight Champion Khristian Call punched him in the mouth and sent him flying in the men’s washrooms. He put him head first in a filthy toilet bowl and called it the Perfect Flush mocking TPO.
Christina York was shown backstage with a special video package regarding James Airington's condition for Full Force. The video showed James Airington walking about a mall in Boise Idaho, when suddenly he was thrown down an escalator, onto the floor below. A large black man walked down the escalator, only to be revealed as Vette. The suspended Carnage Enforcer pulled out a metal pipe from his pocket and bashed it over James' head, knocking him to the floor in a bloody heap. Vette told Airington that he added a little stipulation to there match, it will be a Hell In A Cell. As Vette walked away, James Airington's knee was shown, severely bloodied from his fall down the escalator. The camera goes back to Christina York, who clarified the match for Full Force. Airignton will not back out from the match however, and stateed that Vette will be taught a lesson. A lesson of why his people were thralls to James' people...and this time, there will be no one to break up James from his teachings.
Zach Blain arrived at the arena and made his way to the ring in crutches. He called out Matt Uzi to apologize for disrespecting him. The “New Era” came out and gave Blain a new Matt Uzi t-shirt and accepted the apology. As Uzi went to put the shirt on Blain, Zach broke both his crutches across Uzi’s head and then delivered the Punishment Driver. Blain told Uzi it will take more than the Uzi Figure Four to take him out. Zach Blain then declared himself the REAL “New Era” of the SIW.
The SIW North American Champion The Uncanny Inferno has The Renegade in his kind of match at Full Force, a submission challenge. At Carnage, Shelby booked a match more in Renegade’s favor, a Beer Match. They drank and drank until The Renegade fell to his back and said he felt like puking. Inferno then told everyone that a super hero doesn’t drink alcohol; he was drinking water the whole time. The Uncanny Inferno then locked The Renegade in the Walls Of Fire until security eventually broke up the mayhem.
After a recap of what happen last night at SIWA Wednesday War, Regina Todd organized H-Bomb’s baby shower. A lot of H-Bomb’s friends were in attendance including Summer Andrews along with some famous Hollywood celebrities. Ian Bishop came out and tried to explain that he was drunk that night he almost hit her. H didn’t beielve a word and provoked Ian as he tried to nail her with a closeline but she quickly escaped the ring and got out of harms way. Ian then pulled out a bat from under the ring and dared her brothers, Dark Tiger and Chimera to come out. The Beastiary as they call themselves came out, they were quickly attacked from behind by Fake Vex and Fake Enigma that Bishop paid off. In the crowd, a person took off her hood and it turned out to be Christina. She pulled out a cop stick and nailed Regina and Summer across their heads and then jabbed H in her stomach. H-Bomb fell to the ground and paramedics had to rush her to a local hospital. Christina escaped SIW staff members and security and rushed out of the Taco Bell Arena in a getaway car. She avoided the local authorities that were called by Carnage GM Shelby Kirby.
After a commercial break, Christina York held an exclusive interview with the SIW Tag Team Champions, O.C and the first ever team of divas to compete for the tag belts, Angelica Hunt and her twin sister Olivia Danger. The interview went without incident until Mysery and Prophet decided to show the divas what they were getting into at Full Force so they called out two men dressed like Angelica and Olivia. Prophet nailed the male Olivia with the Burning Hammer reverse DDT and Mysery took out the male Angelica with a power bomb and the Deadmark off the top rope. Olivia and Angelica then took matters into their own hands and cleared the ring by double closelining the O.C. members out of the ring. This Sunday on PPV, the Hunt sisters have a chance to make history as they compete for the SIW Tag Team Championship.
The SIW World Champion Glenn Kirby came out for his main event match and gave out free A.O.A t-shirts and DVD’s. He teamed up with Academy graduate Zach Blain as they took on the unlikely team of Angel and Matt Uzi which also happen to be their Full Force opponents. Kirby started the match with Uzi and the A.O.A went to whip Uzi in the corner but Matt reversed it and sent Kirby flying into Angel. Kirby nailed Uzi with a side slam but then got pulled out by Angel. The A.O.A and Angel fought on the outside for awhile until Blain jumped in to help Kirby. Late in the match, Uzi hit Blain with a DDT and then purposely hit Kirby in the face with a hard elbow and then tagged in Angel. The match ended in chaos with all four competitors in the ring, Blain nailed Uzi with the Punishment Driver for the second time of the night and went for the pin but they weren’t the legal men in the match. Angel quickly nailed Kirby with the Atonement Spear and pinned him for the win.
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Christina defeated Envy and Sky Jonez in a Handicap Match
Asmodeus Macabre defeated Ragin' Craig, "Powerhouse" Tim Smith, Caution and Grunge in a 5 Way Ladder Match
The Uncanny Inferno defeated The Renegade in a Beer Match
Angel and Matt Uzi defeated Glenn Kirby and Zach Blain
Writer: TJD
