Palace Of Auburn Hills
Auburn Hills, Michigan
Carnage kicked off live from the Palace with the new SIW Intergender championship on the line in a 6 way ladder match between Ibja, Erica, Heaven Lee, The Ghost, Summer Andrews and Envy. During the match Ibja nailed Envy with a double arm suplex and then locked her in a choke hold. Smoke started to fill the ring as Ibja chanted some gibberish but then out of nowhere The Ghost nails him in the face with the ladder and Ibja is busted wide open. Summer Andrews climbs the ladder late in the match but then out comes Michelle who knocks her down with a drop kick to the ladder. Erica and Heaven battle on one side of the ring as Michelle gets revenge for her sister. Summer and Liana assaulted Xtina on Brawl last Monday. Ibja has The Ghost’s throat tied in the ropes but in the meantime Envy punches Erica off the ladder and grabs the title to win the match.
After the match, Ibja and Envy battle all the way into the sound room. Ibja rams her head into some electrical equipment and then the lights go out. Chair shots are heard smacking someone’s skull. The lights come back on and we see Vince Aprali from Brawl dropping a folded chair and helping Envy out of the room. On the ground is an unconscious Ibja laying in a pool of his own blood.
TJD is backstage talking to Greg Banks. It appears they have settled their differences. TJD’s cell phone rings and it’s Liana Lewis flipping out. Liana tells TJD she’s watching Carnage and she doesn’t appreciate him hanging out or talking with her enemy. After she hangs up on him, TJD tells Banks that they can’t be friends anymore.
Full Force will be live from Chicago, Illinois April 30, 2006. Don’t miss all your favorite Monday Night Brawl superstars live on pay per view. The SIW Championship will be on the line in a Fatal Four Way match between Maurice Bad, Mike London, Glenn Kirby and Chris Macavedi.
The first round of the SIW Heavyweight Championship Tournament started with the next match between "The Assassin" Sonny Smith and SIW’s own blue blood, Royal Ambassador. Smith avoided the royal uppercut and delivered his own clothesline from hell. Late in the match, Royal Ambassador lost control and got himself disqualified after smashing a steel chair across his opponents skull. Ambassador locked in his Camel Klutch and didn’t let go of the hold until road agents were able to pull him off.
On June 7, 2006, the SIW will present Wednesday War live on CBS. The classic event will feature members from both brands Brawl and Carnage. Several past SIW stars are also schedules to compete.
Video package was aired to hype Aeson, a new Carnage star that Titan signed this week. Cameras go backstage to Summer Andrews complaining to Titan about Michelle’s interference. Summer says Michelle should be punished and reminded Titan that she still has ties with former Carnage star Brandon Gateman. Banks tells her not to worry and that they will deal with her.
Raditz took on after the seven foot plus Dark Tiger in the next tournament match. With the help of his evil divas (Serena, Elizabeth and Wynter), Raditz got a huge victory over the SIW Extreme Champion. With the referee distracted by Serena, Elizabeth nails Tiger with a low blow and Raditz delivers the Zombie Combo. Wynter is assaulting Fire Fox on the outside while Raditz gets the tainted victory after delivering the Death by Suicide.
For the first time ever, SIW CEO Trevor Derickson will be on TSN’s Off The Record with Michael Landsberg on June 6, 2006. Fans in the United States and from around the world can check out the recap at www.tsn.ca
”Powerhouse” Tim Smith took on commentary for the next non title match between Grunge and JD Stars. They battled to a double count out and at the end of the match, Grunge whips Stars into the steel steps and continues to assault him until Tim Smith gets up from his seat. Smith nails Grunge with the half past clothesline and then delivers the Decapitator off the Spanish table. Smith got sweet revenge on Grunge for putting him on the shelf a few weeks ago. JD Stars shook his hand and said that he will give Tim a rematch for his title next week. This prompted Titan and Banks to come out and call them queers. Banks runs his mouth and tells them that he and Titan make the matches on Carnage. Titan said that starting next week, JD Stars’ North American title will be involved in a best of 4 triple threat series between Grunge (because Titan believes he got screwed), JD Stars and “Powerhouse” Tim Smith. The first competitor to win two matches will be declared the new SIW North American Champion.
During SIW Unlimited, "The Greatest One" Duane Doogan cuts a promo and receives tons of heat from the fans. Uzi chants fill the Palace and Doogan tells them that their precious Uzi is gone thanks to Double D. Doogan says that Angel will suffer the same faith Uzi did at Wrestlefest.
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SIW Tag Team Champions Klubber and Sylk had to do a coin toss to decided who takes on Sean Pierce in the next tournament match. Walker won the coin toss with tails. Although Pierce was impressive in his televised debut, Walker’s experience took over the match and he eventually picked up the win via pin fall to advance in the tournament using the Natural Brain Buster.
Assistant GM Banks calls Michelle into his office and tells her he likes her sister very much but her on the other hand makes him sick. Banks tells her about Summer’s complaint and books her in a match against all three of Raditz’s women for punishment. Banks tells her he hopes Brandon’s at home watching when she gets a beating from hell.
Titan comes to the ring to announce the final draft pick for Carnage. It’s none other than Dr. Frank N’ Furter. Frank comes to the ring and says that he is grateful to be back on Carnage and be with his best friend Envy. All of a sudden newcomer Aeson comes out and asks Titan if his draft choice was a joke. Titan assured him it was no joke and as a matter of fact next week, he will make his Carnage debut in a match against none other than Frank!
It was reported this week that SIW superstar Mikey Lee has gone missing. Christina York had the opportunity to interview his nine month pregnant wife Andre Lee via satellite from their home in Jacksonville, Florida. She was crying and said that it was not in his nature to just disappear and that he usualy calls her every night. Lee says she hopes he turns up alive and said her biggest fear is the fact that he may be dead. If anyone has seen Mikey Lee they are to call the local authorities immediately. We hope to get more info on this situation by next week.
In the main event, two of Carnage’s top stars put everything on the line in the next tournament match. Angel and Doogan delivered a classic match up until Titan and Banks come out. Doogan whips Angel to the ropes only to let Titan pull him to the outside while Banks distracts the referee. Titan nails Angel with a cheap shot and throws him back in the ring. Doogan goes for the DooganDT but Angel counters into a back body drop. Angel drop kicks Banks off the apron and then climbs the ropes for the salvation splash. Titan throws him off the top rope and Doogan is back in control of the match. Late in the match, Sam Carter is down and Doogan hits Angel with a devastating piledriver. Doogan goes for a cover, but all of a sudden the fans start going crazy as Matt Uzi makes a surprise appearance. Titan and Banks do the happy dance as they see Uzi enter the ring but then their jaw’s drop as Uzi levels Doogan with the Uzi-Driver and then puts Angel on top of him for the cover. Uzi kicks Carter to wake him up and he counts the three and awards the match to Angel. Uzi walks up the ramp giving Titan, Banks and Doogan the middle finger.
As Carnage went off the air, Uzi reached the curtains and then out of nowhere TJD hits him with a beer bottle and knocks him out. A.P.B knock TJD on his ass with a double clothesline and help Angel beat the hell out of Titan and Banks. In the end, Titan and Banks were out cold and TJD was chased out of the arena but managed to escape in his coporate limo.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
Dark Matches
General Manager: Kevin "Titan" McColl
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Envy retained the SIW Intergender Championship in a 6 Way Ladder Match 13:43
”The Assassin” Sonny Smith defeated Royal Ambassador via DQ in a tournament match 10:09
Raditz pinned Dark Tiger in a tournament match 5:39
JD Stars fought Grunge to a double count out 9:45
Sylk Walker pinned Sean Pierce in a tournament match 8:43
Angel pinned Duane Doogan in a tournament match 10:44
Michelle pinned Angelica Hunt
Assistant General Manager: Greg Banks
Announcing Team: Mike "The Mic" and Travis Dunns
Officials: Sam Carter, Bobby Glass, Frank Wellington
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
