United Spirit Arena
Lubbock, Texas
Carnage started live from Lubbock, Texas with the best two out of three falls match between “The Legend” Alex Thompson and SIW veteran NuTz who started the match with a 1-0 deficit. Greg Banks came out half way through the match as NuTz was in charge of the match after delivering a massive piledriver. NuTz went for a cover but Banks distracted the referee by jumping on the apron. NuTz grabs him by his tie and punches him off the apron but from behind Thompson drops him with a running bulldog. Thompson picked up the huge win after delivering the Reigning Chaos off the top rope. These two competitors will face each other again at Rampage but if NuTz looses his contract will be terminated. Banks and Thompson celebrate after the match.
Alpha & Omega came to ringside and the fans gave them a standing ovation. Angel and the SIW Tag Team Champions A.P.B invaded Brawl this week to get revenge on Affirmative Action. They hyped their match at Wednesday War but they said they had business to take care of before June 7. They threatened to take out Titan and Banks before the end of the night. Titan and his assistant come out and tell them that they couldn’t hurt a fly even if they tried. Banks wearing a cowboy hat gets heat for calling the Texas crowd a “bunch of inbreeds” and accuses them of incest. Titan then plays footage of Natdawg shoving Angel’s face in his rectal cavity last week. Banks then makes an announcement to honor his boss. A little over a year ago in Hawaii, Kim Derickson Blair fired Shelby Kirby as interim Carnage and named the greatest SIW star of all time as the new general manger….”The Unbelievable” Titan. Banks said that next week Carnage will be returning to Hawaii and he and Titan will hold a special anniversary party and claims that Kim Derickson Blair will be there for the celebration.
Sean Pierce and Royal Ambassador battled each other last week but this week Titan gave them a unique opportunity to become the #1 contenders for the SIW Tag Team Championship if they can defeat Fake Vex and Fake Enigma. Ambassador picked up the win by making Vex tap out to the Royal Clutch. At the end of the match, Titan comes out and congratulates them and announces that next week, A.P.B will have to put their titles on the line against Royal and Pierce.
During SIW Unlimited, Titan and Banks go into Michelle’s locker room to harass her. Titan informs her that Angelica is his favorite diva and there is no way he’s going to let her lose. Titan then announces that he will be in Angelica’s corner during their match. Banks then antagonizes her by telling her that she will always be in her sister’s shadow.
On June 7, 2006, the SIW will present Wednesday War live on CBS. The classic event will feature members from both brands Brawl and Carnage. Several past SIW stars are also schedules to compete.
Raditz and Dark Tiger had the chance to settle their differences in the ring with the SIW Extreme Championship also on the line. Tiger retained the title via pin fall after smashing Raditz in the face with a ladder.
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Michelle took on Angelica Hunt in the next loser leaves Carnage match. Angie hits a catapult and then rolls her back into an inside cradle but Michelle kicks out. Angie whips her to the corner but as she goes to deliver a running elbow, Michelle lifts her foot and kicks her in the face. Michelle goes for a cover but Titan pulls her out of the ring. Titan tries to intimidate her with his size but she responds with a slap to his face. Michelle and Angelica continue to battle until the referee is knocked down after Angie hits a hurricanranna. Titan gets in the ring and goes to chokeslam Michelle but out of nowhere, Brandon Gateman rushes out with a folded steel chair and levels the GM across his back several times. Titan falls to one knee and then the BKO. Michelle hits Angie with the twist of faith and pinned her to win the match. As Gateman and Michelle celebrated in the ring, “thank you Angie” chants filled the arena as she walked up the Carnage ramp for the last time.
After a short break Titan says that Gateman and Michelle have gone too far. He then books them in a handicap match next week against Raditz and his three evil divas.
The Ghost cut a promo with Christina York before his match and she brought up the fact that he can be the very first male competitor to win the SIW Intergender championship when he steps into the ring with Envy. Ghost was respectable towards the “Sexy Slayer” but claims she is not as good as him. Ghost said that beating Envy for the title will be a stepping stone for bigger things to come in his career like the SIW Heavyweight Championship.
For the first time ever, SIW CEO Trevor Derickson will be on TSN’s Off The Record with Michael Landsberg on June 6, 2006. Fans in the United States and from around the world can check out the recap at www.tsn.ca
”The Sexy Slayer” Envy came out accompanied by Dr. Frank N Furter. They were reunited not long ago when the Doc got drafted from Brawl. She put her SIW Intergender Championship on the line against The Ghost. They performed a great back and forth match. Ghost applies a sleeper hold but Envy drops him in the corner and then whipes him to the ropes and drop kicks him out of the ring. They battled on the outside until Ghost gets the upper hand and whips her into the steel steps. Envy is thrown back in the ring and is in critical condition. Ghost goes for a cover but the champ kicks out. Doc starts laughing at the frustrated Ghost and out of nowhere, Envy rolls him up from behind with a hand full of tights and gets the upset win.
During SIW Unlimited, The Ghost congratulated Envy but said her win was nothing but a fluke. He challenged her to a rematch next week when Carnage invades Hawaii for the first time in over a year.
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The SIW Tag Team Champions A.P.B made their entrance but were attacked from behind by Juggalo J and Axl Enslow. The match starts shortly as they get into the ring. Late in the match, Klubber and Walker got a little visit from Pierce and Ambassador who sported Afformative Action t-shirts and they quickly got involved. As Sylk went for the “Natural Brainbuster” Pierce clipped his knee from behind as Ambassador nailed Klubber with the Royal Uppercut. The referee called the match a DQ in A.P.B’s favor. A.B.P battled with Pierce/Ambassador until security could break them apart.
JD Stars who was on crutches and Aeson were going over the series match backstage. Aeson was chosen by Stars to represent him in the series until his knee heals. Aeson tells JD Stars he would look better in a mask. Aeson wants to carry the SIW North American Championship to the ring by Stars refuses.
Mike “The Mic” and Travis Dunns had the sad responsibility of announcing that former SIW Champion Duane Doogan has been in a coma since getting hit by a vehicle after getting pushed into oncoming traffic by Matt Uzi. The hall of famer is suppose to issue an apology to Doogan’s family in his new blog which will start next week and will be entitled Uzi Is Blog.
The next match was the second match in the triple threat series for the SIW north American Championship. Grunge got the 1-0-0 lead after getting a fall over Tim Smith. Grunge was determined to get the final win by delivering the Grunganator to Aeson early in the match but Smith broke the count with a leg drop to the back of Grunge’s head. Smith sent Grunge out of the ring with a back body drop but was knocked down with a DDT from Aeson. Smith goes for a cover but Aeson kicks out. Grunge attacks Stars on the outside and whips him over the Spanish table crashing into Pedro and Carlos. The match ends with Grunge hitting Smith with the Grunganator but then from behind Aeson beats him down and hits him with rib breaker to fallaway slam and goes for a cover but Grunge kicks out. Aeson whips Grunge to the ropes and Stars nails him with his crutch. Aeson picks up the win by delivering the Black Circle.
Greg Banks said that he found a perfect way to find missing Carnage star Mikey Lee. Banks said that if Mikey doesn’t show for work next week he will personally fire him on live television. The fans started booing and he reminds the crowd that he doesn’t give a shit about Mikey or his retarded wife Andrea.
The last match was the final match in the tournament to crown a new SIW Heavyweight Champion. Angel was clearly the fan favorite but “The Assassin” Sonny has proved throughout this tourney that he can be champ also and many think he could pull off an upset. Titan comes out before the match starts and calls out Pierce and Ambassador in case A.P.B decide to come out. Angel and Sonny delivered a great match which kept the fans in their feet. Sonny may have been the underdog but he got many near falls and led the match until getting hit with a massive clothesline. Angel whips him to the ropes and nails him with the Atonement Spear. Angel climbs the turnbuckles to deliver the Salvation Splash but out of nowhere, “Red Hot” Rikki Cook made his Carnage return and pushed Angel to the outside causing him to bang his head in the commentary table. The referee awards the match and tourney to Sonny due to a count out but a title can not change hands due to a count out or disqualification. As Cook and Titan start beating down on Angel, Sonny decides to help Angel and attacks Cook. A.P.B come out as Pierce and Ambassador join in the attack as Carnage goes off the air.
As Carnage went off the air, security and road agents separated everyone and Cook announces that his life has been hell since Angel screwed him out of the SIW Championship at Wrestlefest 2005. Titan tells Angel and Sonny that he will hold the SIW Heavyweight Championship until Rampage but next week in Hawaii they will have a rematch to determine the #1 contender who will face “Red Hot” Rikki Cook for the SIW Heavyweight championship in the main event at Rampage. Titan then added that the guest referee will be none other than Rikki Cook himself!
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
DARK MATCHES
General Manager: Kevin "Titan" McColl
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“The Legend” Alex Thompson defeated NuTz – best 2 out of 3 match 5:01
Sean Pierce & Royal Ambassador defeated Fake Vex and Fake Enigma - Tag Team "Try-Out" Match 5:50
Dark Tiger pinned Raditz to retain the SIW Extreme Championship 6:00
Michelle pinned Angelica Hunt – Loser leaves Carnage match 8:39
Envy pinned The Ghost to retain the SIW Intergender Championship 8:02
A.P.B defeated Juggalo J & Axl Enslow via DQ– non title match 6:04
Aeson defeated Grunge and “Powerhouse” Tim Smith to win the second match of the series 9:55
“The Assassin” Sonny Smith defeated Angel via count out to win the tournament 10:44
Heaven pinned Erica
Gabriel w/Fire Fox pinned Rick Theodore
Juggalo J defeated Dr. Frank N Furter - Extreme Rules
Assistant General Manager: Greg Banks
Announcing Team: Mike "The Mic" and Travis Dunns
Officials: Sam Carter, Bobby Glass, Frank Wellington
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
